01x01 - Candace the Hall Monitor

[bunniefuu]

-[♪ quirky music playing]
-Ah, being in school sure has its perks.

We finally get to test out
our locker transport tubes.

-[tube whooshing]
-Incoming, Ferb!

Yes, it works.

Oh, no. I'm out of pencils.

[Phineas]
Have some of mine, Baljeet.

Thanks, Magic Locker.

Ferb, with this invention,
we're connected

to every locker in the world.

-Busted.
-Oh! Hi, Candace.

Why are you at our school?

I'm your new hall monitor.

So, if you're up to any hijinks,
I'm gonna tell Mom.

Uh, I mean, the principal.

-[student grunts]
-Hey, no playing catch in the hall!

[school bell ringing]

Time for class.

I just know those boys
are hiding something,

and I'm gonna find it.

Hmm? What's this?

-[tube whooshing]
-[screams]

[grunts]

Ugh... Where am I?

[yelps] What are you doing
in the janitor's locker?

Janitor's locker?
I-- I just dropped out of the...

-[tube whooshing]
-[screams]

Where did all my pencils go?

[grunts, groans]

-Candace?
-Jeremy, help.

I'm trapped in some sort of...

Is that a picture of me?

Yeah, of course.

Well, I think that is so--

-[tube whooshing]
-[screams]

[grunts, groans]

-[yelps] Yous again!?
-Sir, you gotta...

-[tube whooshing]
-[screams]

[grunts]

[reporter]
And now we will finally see

what's inside
the Pharaoh's locker!

[Cadace muffled]
Help me! Help me!

It's a teenage girl
wrapped in toilet paper!

-[screams] It's alive!
-[Candace] Wait, wait! I'm not a mummy--

-[tube whooshing]
-[Candace screams]

Uh, why am I floating?

[astronaut] Hold on, Buzz.
We're all out of space pencils.

I'm in space now?

-[tube whooshing]
-[screams]

[screams, groans]

How's the hall monitor job
going, Candace?

I... quit.

I'm hanging up my sash.

-[tube whooshing]
-[Candace screams]

I guess we need
a new hall monitor.

[♪ upbeat music playing]