Hello, hello, hello!
Previously
on Drag Race España...
This week's Maxi Challenge,
you're going to become stars
of TV shopping.
Welcome to
The Collector's Drag-store.
Vampirashian.
You overshadowed one another.
When one was up, the other was
down,
so you have to brave it out
or you sink to the bottom.
Angelita la Perversa.
You wanted a character that was
the complete opposite
and you couldn't take full
advantage
because you didn't know
when to come in.
Le Cocó.
For me, it was like working with
two
professional actresses.
Thank you very much.
Le Cocó, condragulations,
darling.
You are the winner of today's
programme.
Vampirashian, you have the lucky
queen.
It was me.
And this means that
La Niña Delantro
is going to take your place.
La Niña Delantro.
Shantay, you stay.
Angelita la Perversa.
Sashay away.
Thank you. See you soon.
I love you.
Ciao.
I'm even happier than when I won
the challenge.
The doll has won against
the priest from the axis of
evil.
Oh, my God, my lenses.
You read it, please.
It says: "Thank you, everyone,
for everything.
"Megui, Cocó, I love you.
Thank you for everything.
"Mauri Neymar".
I don't know what that means.
I don't know who Neymar is,
I think he's a football player.
But, hey, maybe she's a really
big fan.
We love you, Angelita,
you're an artist
-from your head to your toes.
-Totally.
And there's nothing perverse
about you.
I'm really sorry you're not
going
any further.
And I'm sure that whatever's
happening between you
will get sorted.
And Angelita, forever.
It was a discovery.
I think she's a great person.
I think she's an awesome artist.
And in spite of
what some people say,
she's been a wonderful
companion.
I'm really sorry she's going.
Well, Le Cocó.
-Seven episodes...
-At last!
At last, girl!
I thought it was never coming.
-Now we've all had one victory.
-I haven't, gorgeous.
I haven't had a top.
And I should say that some
have never had a bottom.
Well, we've solved the mystery
of the queen.
You're Vampi Queen!
I have to admit I was expecting
it.
We were the only two left
who hadn't had the queen.
Was it clear in your mind
you were showing your queen
if you went to the Lip Sync?
I did have some doubts.
But I knew that as soon as I
could,
I would use it.
I wanted it to be as late as
possible.
Against your friend.
As far as it goes,
I'm glad it was in episode 7.
You've used it really late.
I've used it really late and
that
means I've been going well.
I can breathe freely now because
if I had used my queen
and on top of that
the person I did it to
had left the programme,
I would've felt awful.
But I think everything turned
out fine.
Let me tell you something,
Chloe.
I hate having to admit it.
But you look gorgeous today.
Only today?
Especially today.
You're Edurne!
-That's because I'm wearing
brown.
-You're Edurne, girl!
My heart.
I'm not Edurne anymore.
I'm Chloe again!
Some may like it and some may
not,
but we're in episode 8.
You can stick it up your a*s,
I'm carrying on!
Just watch me!
What a great season we're giving
you!
I don't think you can complain,
fairies of the world!
Let's get our wigs off
and clean the sh*t off our
faces.
We've got 2 kilos of sh*t.
We're on the home straight.
Here, you have to be quick off
the mark!
The winner of Drag Race España
will receive a year's worth of
products
from NYX Professional Makeup,
a crown and a sceptre,
and 30.000 euros.
Today, our jury is made up of:
Ana Locking.
Javier Calvo.
And Javier Ambrossi.
And with our special guest
judge,
Valeria Ros.
This week on The Collector's
Drag-store...
Stop showing yourself up,
it's not your programme!
Come here, our little friend
Angelita has gone.
-Shall I poke you?
-Go to hell.
Today, I'm saying nothing!
It's a new day in the werkroom,
and today there's a very
relaxed atmosphere.
I'm so happy today and I'm
really looking forward to
facing the day.
Girls, feathers!
I think these are for you
because you're a bit camp!
You're saying I'm a feathery
femme
now, are you?
Megui, we've got some good news
for
you.
During our time here, we've
realised
that you're not g*y.
You're a fairy!
You're blessed.
Megui has something that we call
intermittent campness.
Sometimes he has it,
sometimes, he doesn't.
But we've named him official
fairy.
I have to say,
from the last two weeks,
what I'm most happy about
is having got to know
Megui and Le Cocó better.
I really mean it.
I'm also really happy that
I've got to know Vampi better,
because I worked with her.
And I think we have great energy
together.
Yeah, it's true that Vampi has
been
a revelation.
I'm really glad I got to know
her
better.
But I'm not taking my eyes off
her.
-What's that?
-What's that?
I see makeup here
and I'm getting a bad feeling.
Lots of feathers.
I can't!
Ouch! I've hurt myself!
I'm so sick of the siren!
I hate running!
I just don't get why they make
travestis run!
Hello, hello, hello!
All in orange!
-That's sexy!
-How are the energy levels?
-Are you full of energy?
-All charged up!
Things just got better
because I'm here to remind you
that the winner
of Drag Race España
will receive a year's supply
of NYX Professional Makeup...
..a crown and a sceptre...
Wow!
..and 30.000 euros!
Oh, no...
Are you not cold here today?
A little bit, right? Yeah?
It's horrible!
Oh, Pit Crew!
Four, five...six!
Well, they must be feeling the
cold.
My boys, always in their
underpants.
Guys, I've called you because
we need to have a serious talk.
The fans of the programme are
totally in shock.
They say it's all very well
to come out of the closet
but you don't have to leave
all your clothes inside!
You must always have, minimum,
a little cardigan at night
if it gets cool.
Don't worry, because when
there's
a problem, I have a solution!
And here we have some
very decent ladies...
..who are going to help you
in the difficult task
of not going around in your
underpants all day.
You have to dress them.
You already have one Pit Crew
assigned,
the one who is standing
in front of you.
The queen who manages to put the
most items of dress on her Pit
Crew
will win the Mini Challenge.
You have to put the item on
properly.
Not just leave it on top.
When you go to the pile of
clothes,
you can only pick up one
clothing
item per trip.
Do you mean we have to run?
Again?!
You've got two minutes to leave
our boys looking like
they're going to catch a flight
on a low-cost airline.
Let's go, Víctor!
Ready, because your time
begins...
Now!
Come on, girl!
What sh*t is this?
What's this? I don't like it!
I'm running there, I'm running
back,
I'm getting a T-shirt,
I'm giving it to her.
Whatever's necessary.
I want to win no matter what!
There are two things in this
world
that I'm terrible at,
and one is running
and the other is picking things
up
while I'm running.
Five, four...
..three, two, one, time's up!
-Out!
-Oh, please!
I was running a race, up and
down,
not a race, a marathon!
Right now, we're going to
undress
them...
I mean, only because we need to
count up.
Let's start with you.
You take the items off
and we'll count.
One!
Two!
He looked awful, my poor boy,
and he was so cute when he got
here.
Nine!
Ten!
Stop there, Aitor.
Fernando, we're going to see
how many items you're wearing.
One!
My cute guy's wearing the whole
market stall.
He could easily be a nephew of
k*ller Queen.
Ten, too!
Let's have a look, La Niña
Delantro
how many you've put on.
One!
Two!
-That...
-It was tied on!
-That one doesn't count!
-He undid the bra.
I tied it on and I wasted
seconds
tying that bra on.
Nine!
Very good, nine items.
Let's see how many items Le Cocó
managed.
One.
Two.
Somehow, I don't think I'm going
to
win this challenge.
I'm better at undressing than
dressing.
Le Cocó, seven items.
Megui, let's see how many
items Víctor has.
One.
Two.
Three.
Eight.
Keep going!
Go to hell, Megui!
Let's see, Vampirashian,
how many you've managed.
One.
And a hat, and another hat,
and another hat.
If Ana Locking were here,
I'm sure she'd find
some wonderful meaning
comparing it with fashion and
art.
It's very clear!
Megui Yeillow, you are the
winner of
the Mini Challenge.
At last, I've won something!
Who'd have believed it that I
would
win putting clothes on someone!
I'm the one who takes the
clothes
off! Oh, my God!
You have won a selection of
products
by Addicted
valued at 300 euros.
Wow!
-You already have it all!
-All the collection!
If you want photos of Megui
wearing that underwear,
write to me on Instagram,
and I'll get them for you.
For a modest price, I'll let
you know in a private message.
Get your glad rags ready
because it's time for the gala.
Hold on to your knickers, Mary
Fanny!
The Illustrious Royal Academy
of Mary Fanny-ism
celebrates its first gala
by presenting the Mary Fanny
Awards.
These very special prizes are to
reward your...
..virtues.
But I will not be deciding
the prize-winners.
It will be you, Megui,
the winner of the Mini
Challenge.
I'd prefer to win Diva
because I'm a main character,
I'm an actress...
That's all I'm saying,
this one for me, why not?
The Delulu prize for being away
with the fairies,
who is it for?
-Thank you very much.
-For Mariana Stars, very good.
Now we have the Bad b*tch award
for the biggest troublemaker.
Maybe this one for being
a troublemaker.
Me?!
For all the 'bugging' you do.
I've had years of study to be
the biggest son of a b*tch.
And now they've given me a prize
for it.
The Tra Tra prize
for the best drag artist.
I love you!
Megui, darling, you're clever!
I love you, smarty! Tra, tra!
The Shut Up For A
Month prize...
Right in La Niña's cheeky face!
Who is it for?
It is what it is,
I'm the most annoying, so what?
And we still have:
Oh, But You're Still Here?
Who should I give this to?
Who should I give this to?
I'm still here and here I'll
stay!
I would have given that to
Chloe.
Obviously, saved, saved, saved.
At least I have a win.
Anyway, whatever,
maybe I'm the most discreet.
The awarding of the trophies
will be tomorrow on the runway.
And you'll have to prepare
a decent thank-you speech
in which you slag off
all of your companions.
Those who are eliminated, too.
Wow!
Even the jury, for those who
dare!
By the way, something to say
that's not that important.
For the first time in the
history of Drag Race España,
the roast will be in front of
a live studio audience.
-What?!
-My time has come!
I couldn't be happier.
Prizes, roast, contestants.
It's blatantly obvious.
Remember, this is an award
ceremony.
So if your speech starts to get
boring...
The music will get louder
to make you shut up!
-Really?
-What?!
By the way, Megui,
as winner of the Mini Challenge,
you should choose the order
in which the prizes are handed
out.
OK.
I'll be waiting for you in
a little while on the runway
to go over your speeches.
I will be very nicely
accompanied
by an expert helper
in giving a thrashing:
Valeria Ros.
Wow!
Hello, I'm Valeria "Roast".
And whatever you do,
don't invite me to colour in
mandalas
or to do relaxation techniques.
I'm here for the day that we
destroy one another.
Good luck and don't f*ck it up.
-Bye!
-Ciao.
Bye!
I was praying that
this moment wouldn't arrive.
Because I'm absolutely terrible
at picking on people.
I'm a lady,
I'm very politically correct.
I don't know if I should ask you
what
preferences you have for the order
or just risk it and do it
myself.
Me, in the middle.
Fourth or fifth?
Let's see, or...
There are six of us,
the middle would be three.
Three or four, really.
-I don't mind starting.
-Being the first?
I want second.
I wanted second as well.
-I don't mind opening or
closing.
-OK.
-"Opel, clole."
Are you prepared to open the
show?
I think so.
Let's put Chloe first.
Putting Chloe first seems risky
to me
because opening a show
is kind of difficult.
And the feeling I have is that
Chloe
could fail in this challenge.
-You both want to go second.
-Yes.
I'm putting Cocó second.
-Shall I make you third?
-Make La Niña third.
-She wanted in the middle.
Me, fourth.
Thank you.
Mariana has sh*t herself because
she doesn't want to go on after
Cocó.
She knows she's going to be
great.
-I'm going to go last.
-Yes.
Because five has a prize,
you like it.
I don't like it much.
But thanks.
That's them all in order, I've
put
them in the order they wanted.
Everyone's happy and I'm last
to add the finishing touch.
-Hello!
-Hello.
Valeria Ros, Megui Yeillow.
-You look lovely.
-Thank you very much.
-I've got a wig like yours.
-Mine's not a wig. It's real.
Ah, sorry, sorry!
That was a good roast
to start us off.
Why on earth would you say
that to Valeria Ros to introduce
yourself?
I nominated myself as
the best actress,
the most iconic
and the biggest protagonist.
You don't have a grandmother!
Please tell us why.
Because they say I'm stupid.
I'm here to pick up my prize.
Me and my two brain cells.
Oh, wait, there's a third,
I've woken it up!
There's four of us to pick up
the prize.
Great.
-Do your brain cells have names?
-Yes.
One, Two and Three.
Numbering them seems like fun.
It's like you have minus one
braincell.
I'd like it more in another
language.
OK, I'm going to write it down.
I'm telling them everything
that I've thought of.
They liked it, but they've given
me
some changes
to add to make it funnier.
What a roast has is a premise,
an idea and an ending
which is the surprise.
The idea could be that you're
stupid,
and the ending could be
as if you're really clever.
OK.
Also, you're up last.
So if you're skilful,
you've been able to pick up
what others have been saying.
-That's really important.
-"Pick up" has a C in it.
-Ah, OK.
Besides, don't forget
that you have three minutes.
-Careful.
-OK.
I'm going to gather up
everything
they've said to me,
I'm going to do a summary
and make a good plan
and I'll do what they told me.
Let's see what comes out of
what they told me.
I'm here to receive the Delulu
prize
for being away with the fairies.
Saying it like that,
you've made a good start.
It's nearly a joke already!
And since it's being away
with the fairies,
I'm going to create a world of
fantasy where I'm the best
and I'm thanking my companions.
I also want to laugh at myself a
bit.
Yeah, but you have to slag off
the others.
In the end, it's a roast and
we're
going to evaluate the roast.
The whole point of the challenge
is for you to share the crap
around.
-And make us laugh.
-OK.
My main idea was to take the
piss
out of myself.
And right now, all
I can think of is dying.
-What do you think of your
award?
-OK, I...
I think I have a record
over all the programmes
for being saved the most times.
So I thought I would make
a joke about that.
And say something like:
Oh, please, I never thought
I'd get to the point
where I'd win something on this
show.
And to even win
the Tra Tra award,
I was the bottom when I did
Rosalía.
I think your presentation is
going to
be too long
for the amount of time you have.
You'd be better with a joke.
If you come in with a joke, even
if
it's visual, it's going to work.
I'm going to tell them some of
the jokes I've written down,
some of them are funnier than
others.
By watching their reactions,
I'll know
what works and what doesn't.
I had this written down:
So far, the only thing I've won
has been a couple of headaches
with
that f*cking Delantro
and a couple of STDs with Megui.
-Oh, I like that a bit more.
-That's better.
-OK.
-That's really good.
The good thing about a roast
is that you can come on really
strong.
That makes it funny.
A roast allows you to do that.
So far, my jokes are working,
they're liking them.
I need to measure out my energy,
as I was told
a few episodes ago.
I'm going to thread it all
together.
And that's it ready.
Prize for the Bad b*tch.
Up to today, it's going to be
the only challenge
where I'm really me
and I'm not playing a role.
Your companions have very high
expectations for you.
I expect you know that.
I'm hoping to exceed
expectations.
I'm not trying to put pressure
on
you or anything,
nothing further from the truth,
I would never do that,
you've seen other seasons
and you've seen what's happened
to the people
that we had high expectations of
in the roast.
Yes, totally.
I do a roast every day of my
life,
I love this challenge.
I have to win this challenge,
because if I don't, my friends
will
stop talking to me.
I want to slag them off in order
of
when they left the programme.
But I'm not starting with
who left first,
I'm starting with Porca.
I'll go back to Shani and I'll
act
like I can't remember who she is.
I'm here to play dirty and I
feel
like laying into those who left.
I think it's more fun
but I'm not going to leave out
the jury either.
It's a roast, right?
I'm out to get everyone!
Hello, how are you?
I'm the most discreet.
You can tell, right?
-Yes.
-What have you been thinking?
How do you want to approach it?
I'm going to show why I'm
discreet.
Because my companions make
me the most discreet.
They're a circus.
So I thought I would thank them
all
because they've made me the most
discreet.
The idea that you lay into them
from that angle seems good to
me.
-Yes, to me, too.
-OK.
I'm going to try and have a go
at
everyone.
I don't know if I'll have enough
time in two minutes
because a lot of people have
left.
In my shows, I love taking the
piss
out of people, but live.
Get off the stage
and improvise with people.
But you absolutely have to
have the jokes prepared.
I mean, if you're really good
at improv, play with it
-in your favour.
-OK.
You might have a joke
that you can refer back to
what's been happening
beforehand.
There's no doubt about that,
you have to do it.
If you have that skill,
observe, listen,
add some more and finish it off.
I have to take advantage of
everything that's around me.
And the punch line,
when you hear the music,
a joke with a punch line that
has
to be really good.
OK.
I need to work out the order
of what I'm going to do again.
So I'm going home with a lot of
work.
And I'm sh1tting it a bit.
But everything's fine
cos at least I'm gorgeous.
-What's your plan for the roast?
-I've written a whole load of
jokes.
For example...
Khristo tried to say
that she felt bad watching her
because she was like...
She's had a stroke.
She's broken her leg.
Her brain stopped working.
And Khristo is lucky because
the Javis go with her.
Wait, I'm going to write it
down.
Stealing ideas, eh?
Oil the axis of evil!
Any ideas for when the music
starts?
Final punch?
-For the end...
-The end of the speech.
As I'm the most annoying and
they
want me to shut up for a month,
I thought I'd get some duct tape
out
and shut myself up.
I think you'd get more out of
keeping it going
-although the music's playing.
-I did think of that, but...
-Just keep going and going.
-Like you don't know what's
going on.
Supremme, you're so good at
that!
Supremme, that's incredible!
You're so good at that!
It was totally spot-on!
A new day in the werkroom.
It's elimination day and I'm a
bit
sh*t-scared about the roast.
I should say that today our
companions come back,
the ones who were eliminated.
Wow!
It's going to be full-on.
I'm really looking forward to
taking
the piss out of them...
But I really don't want to see
their
faces.
Some of them.
Are you worried about there
being an
audience?
-Well, my eyesight's not great.
-I'm the same.
It means we'll get feedback from
someone different from
ourselves.
We all know each other too well.
I already know what joke you
might
make and where it's going.
Having an audience from outside
could be quite cool.
Well, girls, we've got a lot of
work
ahead of us today.
Lots of ironing!
We need to start getting ready
now.
Stretch our skin
and sharpen our tongues.
I'm a bit scared.
I think I could be in danger
because last week I was at the
bottom
and I don't have a queen left
and I could have had two.
And then I'd have had two
options.
Last week, we were talking about
venues and stuff...
But we never got to talking
about
how we feel
about people
when we're all dressed up.
I don't know, acts of aggression
or feeling unsafe.
I would say all of us,
at some point,
have been vulnerable.
You're all dressed up, they
think
you're some kind of circus monkey,
-some people, you know?
-That's true.
Or they touch your wig
or they touch your body.
I'm working!
I don't go to the baker to buy
bread
and touch the baker's hair.
Don't touch my hair or my a*s.
Or don't say to me, "Hey,
gorgeous,
come with me to the bathroom."
Because no.
The audience who come to see us
is
diverse. Some people are magnificent.
But there are some people
who go too far.
I don't know if it's because
they're drunk or they're just
rude.
That shouldn't be considered
normal.
But it's true that it is
becoming
normal
because it happens to us
all the time.
What happened to me once,
I was leaving work with my best
friend,
we were on our way home
and this guy caught up with us.
He started to insult us
and he beat us both up.
Really?
And he shouted:
"Fairies, travestis!"
whatever.
And when he'd finished,
we were on our way
to the police station to report
him
and another group appeared
who had nothing to do with this
guy
and they beat us up again the
same
night about an hour later.
I think it's really hard
and really unfair
that, every day,
we have to face up to...
..hate and fear when we go out
in the street.
We're people,
just like everyone else.
We reported it, and we were
supported by the police,
because Castellón is one
of the few cities
that has a brigade to deal
with LGBT agression.
-Really? That's amazing.
-Yes.
As soon as the police came,
they asked us what pronouns we
used.
We felt quite...
We had a lot of help.
We have a really lovely
profession,
that we enjoy a lot
and that we all value.
The fact that we should feel
afraid
for doing something that
makes us happy
is really painful.
I've had situations
where I've left a nightclub
where I've been performing and
I've been followed.
Whenever I agree to a show,
as part of the deal,
I request money to
go towards transport,
because I think it's important,
that if we have to arrive
already dressed up,
then at least we don't have to
deal
with anything problematic
on the way to and from there.
Personally, I've noticed,
that a few years ago,
I wouldn't have cared less about
having to return home dressed up
from the nightclub
I'd have been working at.
-But now it's true...
-You've noticed an increase.
Yes. Now I nearly always take
clothes with me to change into
because I'm afraid of where
things are going,
in which society, let's say...
At any moment somebody could
come
and give you a hiding.
It's so weird, because while
things should be advancing,
suddenly things don't seem to
be moving forward.
-Society is getting worse and
worse.
And with political parties
that seem to only
give more credence to what
this type of scum says,
well, clearly, things are more
and
more uncertain, and it's quite scary.
That's why, at the end of the
day,
it's all about education.
Absolutely.
That they understand, or don't
understand us in a negative way.
Welcome to the main stage
of "Drag Race España".
Do things smell
a little burnt to anyone?
Maybe barbecue?
It seems to me that the queens
are preparing a delicious
roast.
Or, as I prefer to call it,
a delicious COOK-out!
How delicious is language!
-Javier Ambrossi.
-Yes, Supremme.
Do you also like to be COOKED
out?
I like to be done on both sides.
With everything.
OK, OK.
Ana Locking,
it's important that you tell us
what you should always take
to an awards ceremony.
Well, you should always
take a nice leg
and a nice breast.
Javier Calvo.
What should you never forget
in a thank you speech?
Well, I started my speech by
saying, "I'm g*y."
And this one, here, said,
"You don't say, gorgeous.
"We hadn't realised".
It went viral.
So I think you need
to tell the truth,
appreciation,
little bit of vindication.
-Very good.
-Very good.
President, bravo.
Who I am certainly appreciative
of,
amongst everyone here today,
is our special guest judge,
Valeria Ros.
-Woo!
-So exciting!
I'm super happy to be here.
I was thinking to myself,
there's no Basque drag.
If you're up for the next one.
You don't need to tell me twice.
If you set up "Drag Race
Euskadi",
I'll follow you every step of
the
way, as long as I'm presenter.
Of course.
Today, we're dressed to k*ll for
the first edition of
the "Mary Fanny Awards".
-Come on!
-And not just us.
Our queens will receive their
awards
in front of a very special
audience
and on the catwalk.
The category is
"Headdressed but not
Headwrecked".
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
Ole!
Welcome to the first edition
of the "Mary Fanny Awards".
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
would like to present the
"Tra Tra" award
to the best dressed TRA-vesty
for looks such as "Dressed in
Bread",
"the Abandoned Bride",
or "the Over Hand"
to Chloe Vittu.
Thank you so much!
This is like an Ann Summers
party!
Anyway, I'm delighted to receive
the "Tra Tra" award...
TRA TRA
BEST TRA-VESTY
..because the only thing I've
received so far in this
competition
are headaches,
thanks to bloody Delantro,
or some STI that I got
from my friend, Megui.
But anyway, first of all I'd
like
to thank all the ex-contestants,
who have come here today to
support us.
Any of these travestis,
and Angelita,
could easily have won this
award.
Any of them could easily
have won this award.
It's true that Angelita
is more suited
to the award for self-criticism.
That was quite
a well-structured joke.
She could even have
written it herself.
I'd also like to say thank you
to my sister, Dita Dubois.
I have to say, if your career as
a
travesti does not work out,
you can always be a comedian.
Here's an example.
You have a striking resemblance
to the Morancos.
One and the same. Here you go.
I think it's working,
people are laughing.
OK.
Let's move on to Porca.
She is very mysterious, isn't
she?
Under that visage she hides
many faces,
just as she seems to be
hiding her many talents.
Maybe they're so hidden,
that's why we never get to see
them.
But I must say, if you call her
and ask you to clean your house,
she'll leave it spick and span,
because she sucks things up
like no other.
-I like that.
-But, anyway, I'm going to move
on to the Javis.
If it's one thing they've taught
me,
is to accept myself as a
h*m*.
I mean, the Javis are so, so
g*y,
they're capable of mistaking
a bullring full of bulls
for a herd of cows
while looking for milk.
They're so g*y,
that when they go to a bakery
they don't ask for a sweet bun,
they ask for a sweet BUM!
And, Ana Locking, last but not
least, I have a question for
you.
How do you do the CAT scan?
-It looks amazing.
-I'll show you later on.
Thank you so much.
I've had a really BOOB time!
At least she put something
structured
together. It was about time.
b*tch!
Here's me thinking she
was going to mess up,
but she was incredible.
What can I do now?
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
presents the "Bad b*tch" award,
for being a girl of culture,
who always has her foot in the
door of a library,
Le Cocó.
Ay!
Thank you so much.
I've had a long career...
BAD b*tch
BIGGEST TROUBLEMAKER
..being the bitchiest, dirtiest,
whoringist, craziest,
and the time has finally come
for the world to see why I have
received this award.
I'd just like to say:
hello, hello, girls!
To all my fellow contestants.
I'm going to start in the order
in which they left.
Porca Theclubkid, first of
all...
Ay, sorry!
Shani, my dear.
Anyone who appeared on
Meet the Queens
doesn't deserve any criticism.
But I must say, from far away,
your face is familiar.
Turn to the side. b*tch!
You look exactly like the
native American
on the bottle of Cacique rum.
I'm not going to accept that.
Just a moment, just a moment.
Let's continue. The third person
to leave was Dita Dubois.
She doesn't need any award,
there's a
monument to her already in Tenerife,
the Teide,
they share the same diameter.
Let's continue dishing out the
goods.
The next one out was Kelly
Passa?
Kelly.
I could talk about your time on
the show,
but I prefer to block out
trauma.
b*tch.
Next up, but no less important.
Khristo,
for you I exist-o.
Just like home delivery drug
dealers
exist for you,
the porters of saunas,
those who grow marihuana,
because, at the moment,
they're all on the welfare
because
you're locked in here with us.
Literally, THE Troublemaker.
What a b*tch!
Angelita, Alexa is no longer
Alexa,
es Angelita.
Because no matter what
stupid thing she says,
she always responds with
something even more stupid.
And last, but most certainly
the least, Valeria Ros.
When I went to see who you were,
I found the same answer
that I did when I saw Vampi on
"Drag Race": an empty space.
-Ana Locking. Girl!
-Girl!
A piece of advice -
Kleenex and a psychologist.
And to my dear Javis,
to be a real b*tch,
you have give it when it hurts
the
most: indifference.
Goodnight and let the party
continue!
Not that way, eh?
And remember this...
..the real b*tch is me.
I think they knew I was crazy,
but they had no idea how much.
I left no prisoners.
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
presents the
"Shut up for a Month" award
to the most annoying queen,
for her high-pitched voice,
for her "intense power",
and her "let's go, loopy lou",
to La Niña Delantro.
Let's go, loopy lou!
Oh, she nearly fell.
-I'm going to smash my face some
day,
I fall so much on this programme.
If that does happen, at least
one of
my dear friends here can lend me...
SHUT UP FOR A MONTH -
THE MOST ANNOYING
..one of the two faces
that each of them have.
I just want to...
It's very special for me
to receive this award in front
of so many important artists,
such as Carmen Farala.
Or Megui, k*ller Queen's
stylist.
With the same intelligence
as Sagittaria.
It's been so difficult to
get this award.
There was huge competition,
very annoying colleagues,
such as Khristo -
stroke, broken bone,
brain haemorrhage -
she can't stop posing
in fashion magazines,
although, they actually look
more like orthopaedic magazines.
But anyway, as annoying as
you may find me,
today I'm going to calm down.
I'm not going to scream.
In fact, I'd like to quote a
great
friend from the programme, Angelita,
I'm not speaking today.
Which means I'm going to
interrupt
you non-stop, Javis.
You wish, you wish.
I'm a little bit nervous
because they're not laughing as
much as they did with Le Cocó.
But at least the jury
seems to be laughing.
You all deserve this award also.
And I know it's extremely
special for
you to RECEIVE it today.
Well, today and always.
Grindr knows all about it.
Two Javis search for a Messiah.
If you're interested, give us a
call.
And, well, Ana, girl.
This is my second award
on this programme.
I'm becoming more like you.
Only that my awards actually
matter to someone.
The cow!
Thanks to all my fellow
contestants.
If you actually had any talent,
I wouldn't be standing here
today.
Thanks to my mother,
thanks to Ana Locking's nails,
thanks to the driver who
brought me here.
I love you, Supremme!
Thank you, cameras!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, girls!
Thank you, thank you, audience!
Thank you!
OK, if this is the standard,
I think I'm just going to
get up and leave.
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
presents "the Delulu" Award,
for the script, direction,
make-up, and production of the
film she herself edited, to...
..Mariana Stars!
Good evening.
DELULU
BEST MOVIE ABOUT HERSELF
I'm sorry, I'm so excited
tonight,
I just don't know what to say.
I'm so happy to receive this
award,
like a right madam,
and in the name of Confucios
father of confusion,
I, like the right madam I am,
shall
take out my cheat sheet tonight.
Oh, my Lord!
I'd like to start by thanking my
fellow contestants,
especially you, Kelly Passa,
for continuing to show me
that drag is an art form,
square being the
form I'm talking about.
I said form, not FRAME.
Congratulations, dear,
at least your trying.
My dear Megui.
I must confess that I think
we should exchange looks.
Either the four seasons
or the four elements
of "Rural Fashion Week".
My dear Angelita la Perversa.
Thank you so much for being a
beacon of inspiration
on how to NOT do things.
And my dear Vampi,
tonight you are radiant, dear.
I mean, even as a boy,
you don't fall short,
like your talent does.
Mariana, love, it's not going
well.
And I can't go without
thanking my dear Javis
for showing me in the last
episode
that all it takes is one minute
on
a mattress with you to save me.
And to all my fellow
contestants,
for voting for me for this award,
to the film I made,
that of a "Star is Born",
in contrast to the other one
produced called
"The Return of the Witches".
Thank you so much!
Nobody is laughing.
They're just staring at me
with poker faces.
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ness"
presents the award
"Ah, But You're Still Here?"
To whom?
-But is she still here?
-Yes.
Vampirashian. Sorry.
Sorry, eh?
The faces on the ex-contestants
is something else.
I hope the jury sees that
because it's been quite awkward
doing the roast in front of
them.
Good evening, I'm Vampirashian,
AH, YOU'RE STILL HERE -
THE MOST DISCREET
..half vampire, half...
..queen.
I really am excited to receive
an award tonight.
I suppose that at this stage
of the competition,
my friend, Chloe,
you must also be excited.
Give her something,
she hasn't got anything.
I mean, she'll believe anything.
Because, look, they gave her the
prize for best TRA-vesty,
and she believed it.
I'd like to thank all my fellow
contestants,
because without them,
I couldn't be the most discreet.
I suppose, first of all,
I should thank
-a Megui Yeillow.
-Why?
-Because I wouldn't be able to
get
away with something so special
as her look that's so rural.
But anyway, in all honesty,
it wasn't as bad as
that which is Le Cocó.
In spite of that,
she would be the only one to
call for
help if she had to hide a body...
Yes, that's right.
Her own.
Vampi's very funny,
I love the dress she's wearing,
but the roast...
Well...
You're a long way
from being the best.
Miss Khristo, my dear.
I always buy Vogue,
and I haven't seen you in any.
Oh, now that I think of it,
they could have given this award
to
Shani LaSanta!
That's her.
And to the jury,
just to say thank you
for always giving us such
positive feedback.
I never thought I would be so
close
to winning a dance challenge.
I can now say I that I
move just like Madonna...
..on her last tour!
Thank you, thank you!
I think I'm living dangerously.
I did enjoy myself,
but La Niña Delantro,
Chloe and Le Cocó
weren't playing by the rules.
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
presents the "She-She" award...
..for taking on the lead role,
even in storylines that had
nothing to do with her,
to Megui Yeillow.
It's me! Oh, my God!
Forgive me but I need to
take off my gloves, if I don't,
I won't be able to speak.
SHE-SHE
BEST ACTRESS -MOST COMICAL...
Good evening
to everyone here tonight,
past or future, I'm
extremely nervous, really
nervous.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Because, OK,
first I'd like to thank...
..thank the academy...
To "the Royal Spanish Academy
of Language", no,
..to "the Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
for presenting me with this
award
for best actress
and for appreciating my goods,
OK?
I'd like to start... Because
I'm seeing so many pretty faces,
so many people that I know.
And...
And Shani?
The last thing I remember from
her
was her black eyebrow pencil...
..which predicted your future
in this competition.
Dear God, none of you are
laughing.
I'd also like to say to Kelly...
I'm going to move,
cos I'm really nervous here.
Kelly, you look gorgeous,
incredible.
Oh, can you here me?
I stepped away from the mic.
Yes, yes.
I want to say to Chloe...
I'm so nervous all over the
place.
All over the place.
I have to say
I didn't come here alone.
I came with my two neurons,
one and two.
I call number one "Una"
and number two, "Dos",
or "Un" or "Deux", depending
on the country we're in.
One... The first ones
deals with irony,
and the second deals with good
taste,
and they come and go
whenever they like.
You know?
Very good!
Why are you looking at me?
What's up?
¡Ah!
What have I told you, Uno?
What did I say about my eye?
That you leave my eye alone.
-The worst thing is
I'm laughing a lot,
but at the same times
it's very awkward.
And I'm suffering for her.
I feel a lot of affection for
her,
poor thing.
Can someone take the mic off
her,
please?
Well, now, yes, no, Supremme.
Thank you so much for believing
in
me from the first day you saw me.
Do you remember when we were
stuck
in that lift together in Paris?
Ah, no, that wasn't me.
Sorry, that wasn't me.
Sorry.
Ana Locking, thank you so much.
I put on this wig to see if
any of you would rub off on
me...
The face of that cow, Le Cocó.
Although I don't know why,
cos I'm a real hypochondriac.
So I'm not sure if that would
work or not.
-No.
-None of you found that joke
funny.
I'll change the next one.
Just one piece of advice for all
the actresses in the world,
that they believe in themselves.
You need to cut me off?
I'll skip the next one.
I just want to say one more
thing,
without "expanding" further,
that's why we have the Javis,
let me say one more thing.
You have to be clever to know
how
to play the foo...
No, you have to be a fool...
Ah, anyway, you know what I
mean.
Thank you very much!
I feel like when you go to the
toilet
and you let go of everything
you've been holding.
That's how I feel.
One thing less now.
And there we have the first
edition of the "Mary Fanny
Awards"!
Until next time!
I loved that, I won't come
again.
The category is...
"Headdressed but not
Headwrecked".
Chloe Vittu.
Today on the catwalk
I'm wearing an outfit inspired
by a dress designed
by Thierry Mugler.
I'm wearing a blazer with
an incredible waist.
A really tight-fitting skirt,
and very short too,
showing the best of Vittu.
"Latex" Antonia.
-¡Oh!
-Indigo patent.
And just when you least expect
it,
my dress begins to inflate.
What do you think about that?
The "PRICK-tease"!
A crested headpiece
that inflates and inflates
and reaches the ground
with that long tail.
I look like a porcupine.
Vampirashian.
On the catwalk today,
I pay homage, first of all,
to Marlene Dietricht,
one of the greats from
the Golden Age of Hollywood,
but also to the designer,
Schiaparelli,
and in the headpiece, a lobster.
Nothing can stop her,
she's wearing a lobster.
I've cut the sleeves according
to the genre.
I could easily be drinking a
c*ck
in 1936 in Los Angeles.
Am I able to move? No.
But I look spectacular!
Victor or Victoria.
Another Victoria for the
collective.
Mariana Stars.
This week I bring you an
extraordinary headpiece
with many, many stars!
And then, suddenly, bang!
I give you thousands of little
laser-cut mirrors which dominate
this
incredible silhouette,
like a comet flying through
space.
-Star of the Sea, girls.
-Free GPS.
I've literally never been a
constellation of stars
like I am today.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the greatest...?
The greatest what?
b*tch!
Megui Yeillow.
On the catwalk today,
I'm wearing an incredible look
with a houndstooth suit,
like an imitation Chanel,
an enormous picture hat with a
Good strategy,
I'm going to go jump in a bin
to see if I can get
a cinched-in waistline.
It's inspired "My Fair Lady"
and a little bit by
"Breakfast at Tiffany's".
I'm gorgeous, divine,
radiant, elegant.
I put everything on,
because I'm a headpiece shop.
Do you want a headpiece?
Well, I've got 20 on my head.
How many picture hats do you
have?
One, two.
La Niña Delantro.
Today, on the catwalk, I am
literally
headdressed AND headwrecked
because I represent
anxiety and depression
and I'm wearing a look that
represents a straitjacket.
It's to remember the darkest
moments in my life
and I wear it with great pride,
and now I am, well, happy.
Es Cuca Gamarra, the Claw.
And the number
I'm showing on my hands
is 024,
which is the number to call for
suicide prevention,
and it's active 24 hours a day.
Le Cocó.
Today on the catwalk,
I'm wearing the Titanic split in
two
and my outfit is a
reinterpretation
of what Rose wore in the film.
It's also inspired
by Dolce & Gabbana.
It's been 84 years.
-She's wearing the necklace.
-She won't let go of the
necklace.
She won't throw it,
she won't throw it.
It's like carrying
a dead body on my head.
I'm extremely uncomfortable,
but I feel gorgeous.
I think they're freaking out
over my headpiece
because it's enormous and it's
love.
This is a "Headdressed but
not Headwrecked" catwalk, right?
I'm wearing the headdress but
you won't see me SHIP-wrecked.
travestis and children
first.
Queens, thank you all
and congratulations on your
awards.
Tonight, none of you are safe.
We're now going to listen to
what the jury has to say.
Let's start with Chloe Vittu.
Chloe.
Chloe, love...
-I'm super proud of you.
-Thank you.
Because you have taken on board
what we've been saying to you
throughout the competition,
which is to channel
and direct your energy,
in this case, by taking knives
to
your fellow contestants.
Your jokes were wonderful.
You shone brightly, my dear.
And this look is incredible.
Congratulations.
Thank you, honestly.
Not only did you start the
roast,
but you were monitoring
everything.
Body, voice, jokes, the
connection
between your co-stars,
your ex co-stars, us, the
audience.
-It was magic to see.
-Thank you.
Well, we've really enjoyed this
incredible catwalk.
Parts of the tailoring,
very Mugler-esque,
since Mugler is a lot about
showmanship.
And suddenly, this disappears
and instead here's this "pop
air"
which surprised us all.
I love it because you take a
chance on every catwalk.
This is very much appreciated.
And today it was ovah.
-Ovah, ovah.
-Oh, thanks so much!
I'm in love.
We gave you feedback,
you already came with great
premise,
which you've included,
all the advice we gave you,
-you've included that too, very
cool.
-Thanks a lot.
-Congrats on this roast.
-Let's go to Vampirashian.
You have a natural thing really
built in to your character,
you come out and just take on
the whole stage.
But I think, with this
challenge,
there was content missing.
It seemed to me
that you started weakly
and then you've then developed.
At the start,
I missed you playing
with the prize that you were
given,
to be discreet.
You could have made more of it.
You felt more comfortable
as the roast went on.
You have improvisation tempo,
which is extensive,
and as you were starting,
when you got the hang of it,
it got the better of you.
But it wasn't a bad roast
either.
I really love, Vampi, the
faithfulness with which you
work,
the references in
your catwalk looks.
I see two powerful women here.
Marlene Dietricht on one side,
and Elsa Schiaparelli on the
other.
You've really played with both
things
to pay tribute
to art, music,
to cabaret and fashion.
It's spectacular.
Thank you very much.
Mariana Stars.
The character of a Miss is
very colourful for doing a
roast,
because there's nothing better
than
insulting while playing the fool.
But you haven't taken
full advantage of the character.
Also, since you got the bit
wrong about the four seasons,
instead of the four elements,
everything went downhill
with the brakes off,
until you recovered with the
final joke, which was a good
one,
on the return of the witches.
I think there were two
critical moments in your roast.
When you got stuck,
you were at a standstill,
and there was this awkward
silence,
which you noticed.
That's what made it hard for you
and you were already suffering.
You were hoping to run out of
time.
You actually finished before the
music came on.
You got the speech out,
in comedy, it's a bad thing.
We think that it's an aid that
doesn't work, and it distracts
us.
I think that's what happened to
you,
you didn't know whether to focus
on reading
or to just go with it, and
that's where I think you slipped
up.
Regarding that star moment,
a headdress can say a lot about
itself,
but when it's part of the look,
it becomes meaningful.
And today you're honouring
yourself,
which I think is a great
and really wonderful.
-Definitely.
-Thanks very much, Ana.
Let's talk about Megui Yeillow.
Megui, it's undeniable
how very comedic you are.
-But, suddenly, there was chaos.
-Yeah, yeah.
Well, no doubt. Yeah.
Today it's Megui's world is
upside-down.
You came with an excellent look
and you've done...
Your comedy challenge
was far from excellent.
I'll make a huge mess
with so much on my head.
But you've organised everything
on your head really well.
A lot of the time,
it's about structure.
In the roast and also on the
catwalk.
It's about structure,
organisation,
the balance of everything.
Today, they're really well
balanced.
You've really focused
on the main idea
of the catwalk, the headdress.
You have a gift for comedy.
I think you would be a really
great stand-up comic.
You know how to laugh at
yourself.
You're so empathetic, gentle
and affectionate.
And I think that will always
work
for you.
But in a roast, that's not of
value.
It's about focussing on
the direct joke, that barb
for your co-stars, ex co-stars.
I haven't seen it.
I think the jokes worked
really well, your own ones.
But it's also not of value.
Let's go over to La Niña
Delantro.
Throughout this competition,
you've created lots of extreme
characters
and today you've played
La Niña Delantro.
With her innocence, her manner.
What happens? You enchant.
So, the way you deliver jokes
is funny.
I enjoyed it because I've seen
you.
You did a really good roast,
which started off amazing.
And when you related to
ex-competitors
and with us, you got a little
lost.
But then you knew how to get it
back later.
I agree with Javi,
we love seeing you.
I also think that when you
started
targeting the sector over here,
the reactions weren't really
shared.
I think that's difficult.
I get that, with attitudes like
that, it's hard for you,
I mean, now it's my turn to be
setting this on you.
Well done also for bringing a
topic
to the catwalk
that's so tricky, so
specialised,
like mental health,
and representing it in this way.
With this Tim Burton-style
headdress,
it's like all our ghosts get
the better of us
and make us almost invisible.
Simple, but very effective.
Very good, Niña.
Now let's go over to Le Cocó.
Once again, it's been a night of
outpouring talent,
control and strength.
And also of being a
m*therf*cker,
which you're very good at.
Thank you.
And if I come on this show,
it's so that a queen comes on
with the Titanic
split in two on her head,
darling.
Well done, you're a dream.
This is the perfect example of a
headdress
not having to fit into the
standards of functionality
-or beauty or... No.
You can put whatever you like.
Telling a love story,
the one you're telling us,
only with that, the rest of
the outfit completes it.
But if I were looking at you
naked,
you're already telling me a
story
with that.
Regarding the roast,
I completely agree.
You were convincing, brash, your
jokes were going for the
jugular.
One after another.
You didn't even need breaks
between
them.
It was, bam, bam, bam, bam.
We've seen a professional show.
I have to tell you that the joke
that I felt most...
..reflected us was the one about
indifference.
-Really good.
-Lots of people ought to know.
Cos don't talk so much about
me, if that's what I like,
I like bondage more than Porca.
Thanks very much.
Le Cocó, congratulations.
-I'd say it's a 10 roast.
-Thank you.
I don't know how to roast like
that, being honest with you.
I think you do it so well.
Congrats, baby.
-Thank you.
Ladies, thank you to all of you.
And now, I think
you're all realising,
every day our job gets harder.
And even though you're
Headdressed, but not
Headwrecked,
today we're asking for your help
and we want to ask you a
question.
Who do you think should leave
the show and why?
Let's start with Chloe Vittu.
I don't want to judge any
of my co-stars in that way.
I'm going to use today's results
as a guide.
So I would say that Mariana
had the hardest time of it.
Vampirashian.
I think that, as for the roast,
the most negative results
were for Megui.
So I'd say Megui.
Mariana.
I think that...
From the results, Megui.
Megui Yeillow.
I'm going to let myself be
carried away by today's
comments,
because anyone could have just
a rubbish day, a trial,
we're allowed to mess up one
day,
and throughout the competition,
there
are those who've messed up more,
even though they've been saved.
So I think La Niña.
La Niña.
It's not nice saying anyone's
name,
nor hearing your own, of course.
And...
I'm going to use today's results
as a guide.
So, I'll have to say Megui.
Le Cocó.
Following the course of the
show,
and what we've seen week on
week,
I would say La Niña.
Not because she's made mistakes,
because I don't think she's
done anything badly,
but because she's the one who's
most often been in the lip sync.
And I'm going on that, but...
Because... Yeah.
Thank you, queens.
The judges and I are going to
deliberate.
-You can all leave the stage.
-Thank you, ladies.
It's really hard having
to say the name
of a co-star knowing all the
work that goes on behind.
It's like it's something that
you
know is going to happen,
-but that you're never prepared
for.
-You're never prepared!
More so now, because I feel
like, this week, we've all been
totally comfortable and it's
been...
Nobody wants anyone to go.
I know that the ones who
nominated me
aren't saying it
because they think it.
We definitely knew that we came
to
be judged,
but not between us.
I felt bad when I said that
it should be you,
and let me tell you, I'm sorry.
It wasn't down to anything,
just how the programme's evolved
because you're the one who's
most
often been in the lip sync.
I hope the judges don't care.
Even on the day when I get
really good feedback,
I've got to take at least
something!
Just, bloody hell.
Honestly, for me, I haven't let
my
heart take over.
I've grown really fond of you,
Megui.
I'm really sorry for saying your
name.
-You had to pick one.
-In that situation,
I chose to go on the results
from today.
It's true that I should've
participated more in the
contest.
But that's how it went and the
results of it.
It was you yourself, even, who
took a tumble last week, right?
-Exactly.
-And for that...
When you said it, I thought
about it.
So I didn't understand your
justification for the judges.
I'm annoyed that they chose me
without being deep.
They just picked me because of
today's rough patch
and it's not true.
They've used the fact that I
made
a mistake to then pick me
because they want rid of me
and they don't know how.
You can't nominate like this
between friends.
I said your name, Mariana,
and I consider you my sister.
I judged it on today's results.
And it really pains me to say
your name
because you're an incredible
artist
and you've always done well.
And I don't want you to go
today.
I don't want to judge
the previous episodes.
They've already been judged now.
I'm here so we can judge
today's.
-My feedback was good!
-You did really well.
You were really entertaining.
My number one this week is me!
And Le Cocó.
I knew I was going to love
yours.
-Don't point at me.
-Cos you're a b*tch.
You've lived up to expectations.
But Chloe really, really
surprised me.
I'll tell you right here,
in front of everyone,
if I win, whenever I leave
and go to Barcelona,
I'll take you to dinner on me.
Oh, yeah! Drinks included.
-I said "dinner".
-With drinks.
Could I win another show?
Could I win two shows in a row?
I think so!
Dearest judges,
we still have one prize left
to give out.
Which of our queens deserves
further recognition?
Let's start with Chloe Vittu.
Fantastic.
It's wonderful to see how
someone
incorporates everything that
we are telling them.
This is what we hope for, as
judges,
when someone puts everything
together and, bam!
There's the star that you've
been seeing all along.
I really enjoy how she takes her
catwalks
further than the basics.
Let's chat about Vampirashian.
She was confident,
she was assured
and had the strength
to face the end.
But she realised that some jokes
didn't land well
and she didn't win them back
until maybe it was too late.
But she wore a great look, as
always.
It's true that Vampi's roast
was basic.
It would also be good for her
that we
know that she didn't do it perfectly.
She needs to work harder.
Mariana Stars.
The character of Miss has been
so
internalised
that it has been difficult
for her to get out of it,
and let herself go, let go
and laugh at herself.
-We got over that last week.
-Then she's gone backwards,
in that sense.
I'm a little surprised.
Megui Yeillow.
Megui made the mistake
of not going well prepared
with something
so that, if she got stuck,
she would make a comeback.
Also, she also says she needs
to be more of a cow.
By playing the fool you can
be as much of a cow as you want,
since it's the best way
to insult someone.
Maybe the character who did well
last week, as a pair,
but by herself,
it didn't work as well
because she didn't know
how to steer it.
She didn't have the other person
to give the reply.
And just her, maybe,
she looked more lost.
La Niña Delantro.
La Niña's case is similar to
Chloe's.
Someone who is taking steps
all the time,
who is going in the right
direction.
They're not huge steps,
you can see her interest,
constantly listening for where
she
needs to go, so as to improve...
-With humility as well.
-Yeah, you can see the humility.
-She also did it pretty well.
-Let's end with Le Cocó.
Le Cocó, what an absolute b*tch,
what structure,
how she organised everything.
She gave the sensation
that everything was spontaneous,
and that everything was
happening
in the moment.
As you've all said, she was a
It was incredible to me when
she also later surprised us all
with the broken Titanic
on her head.
There's always a moment when
someone becomes untouchable
-and Cocó is stepping...
-Quiet!
Have we made a decision?
Yes, ma'am.
Bring me the girls.
Welcome back, queens.
The judges and I have
deliberated
and we've made decision.
La Niña Delantro.
Tonight you won the prize of
being the most bitchy.
And I thought I'd call it
something else.
The most determined.
Le Cocó.
Your award speech for
the Baddest b*tch
has fallen short for us tonight.
You've literally left us
all "shipwrecked".
And you've left us unhinged.
Chloe Vittu.
We were so excited to see you
shine on this stage.
Thank you.
You can relax
because both you and your
costume
tonight have grown up.
Le Cocó.
Condragulations, you are the
winner of today's show.
Seriously?!
Winning another show?
Two shows in a row?
The Titanic brought me luck
and making the others jealous
is going well.
You're taking home 2,500 Euros.
I'm debt free!
Well, actually they're outside.
Thank you so much, and I wanted
to
let you all know, especially,
I'm really thankful for all
the feedback I'm getting.
For being here, for seeing me,
and above all,
for backing me,
as I'm really happy
to be in this show.
Since it's prize-giving night,
there's more,
because Hotel Ritual
Torremolinos...
..is giving you two nights in
the
hotel, room and board, with a spa,
for you and a guest.
Spa, spa-re me!
You can go back, not with your
co-stars, though,
you can go buy yourself.
Well, she's going accompanied.
That counts as accompanied!
La Niña Delantro.
Chloe Vittu.
You are safe,
you can join your co-star.
Thank you.
Vampirashian.
Your roast was a pass.
But a pass at this stage of the
show
is no cause for reassurance.
Mariana Stars.
Tonight, your imagination ran
wild
but didn't generate the applause
that we're used to.
Megui Yeillow.
The other day, a good challenge
saved you with a bad look.
And today, with a wonderful
look,
it's made us lose you
in the challenge.
Vampirashian.
You're safe.
You can join your co-stars.
Thank you. Thanks.
I love you both.
Break a leg.
Megui Yeillow, Mariana Stars.
I'm sorry, girls,
but you're both up for
elimination.
Two queens stand before me.
Tonight you will perform
"Se acabó", by María Jiménez.
This is your last chance
to impress us...
..and save yourselves
from elimination.
I love Megui with all my heart,
but I'm in a moment of the
competition now
where I can't allow myself to
lose.
The time has come...
for you to Lip Sync...
..For Your Life.
There's no queens here,
what's done is done.
Come on, Mariana.
We're gonna do a proper lip
sync.
Good luck.
And don't f*ck it up.
Ah!
Whatever I do to you
You have done to me before
And what do you want from me
now,
if you don't exist for me?
Olé!
I'm still the better person,
because I don't want to hurt
you.
I only know that I don't love
you,
my love has gone with the years.
Go on, Mariana!
Because I decided it
and I suffered
as no one else had ever suffered
and my skin remained empty,
alone, evicted into oblivion.
And after fighting with death,
I began
to get a bit better and forget
all that I loved of you and
now...
Come on, Megui!
And now my world is different.
Suddenly, Megui took off her
skirt,
and she's got some tassels
under there.
And she's dancing flamenco,
giving it her all.
Don't come to me with lies.
Suddenly, Mariana is possessed
by
the Spanish spirit,
she's the most
Spanish Latin-American,
she could be from Seville too!
SHE'S María Jiménez!
Either one of them
could easily be the winner
of this lip sync.
It's over.
Because I decided it and I
suffered
as no one else had ever
suffered,
and my skin
remained empty,
alone, evicted into oblivion.
And after fighting with death,
I began
to get a bit better and forget
all that I loved of you and
now...
And now my world is different.
And now my world is different.
Legends!
Bravo!
Amazing! Bravo!
Bravo!
Oh!
Bravo!
Queens.
Condragulations to you both.
I'll see what the judges have
decided
and I'll tell you immediately.
Mariana Stars.
Shantay, you stay.
Congratulations.
Well done.
Have a great time.
Megui Yeillow.
Profes...
Professionalism has a name.
And we know
it's neither Magüi nor Megüi.
It's Megui Yeillow.
Thank you for walking
this stage every day
as if it were the Superbowl.
We'll see you loads
on the other side.
Thank you so much for your work.
But now...
Sashay away.
I want to thank you, honestly,
for the opportunity that you've
given me, you and the whole
team.
You and the whole team.
And for having believed in me.
You asked me if I was ready
to be here.
I've had faith since the first
day.
Someone has to go.
It's my turn, but I'm super
happy,
proud of everything I've
done here, and for going for it.
Thank you so much, truly.
-I love you all!
-My love, you were great.
-We love you.
-b*tch!
-We love you!
-Yeah, I'm a b*tch.
-Our b*tch.
I came here to stay,
having left home,
this body I have
is what my mother gave me.
-Olé!
-I love you!
Gorgeous!
I was definitely not expecting
to leave today.
But someone has to and
today it was my turn.
I'm kinda f*cked, really.
One step away from the final.
But I'm really, really, really
happy
that I got this far, honestly.
I came here to show them
who I really am
and, most importantly,
to shut some other people up.
I've been super insecure all my
life.
I've always doubted myself a
lot,
and here, I've proved to myself
that I fighting through gets me
what I want.
No one is holding me back.
What I'm taking away from "Drag
Race"
is all the affection
from all my co-stars
that have been telling me every
day
that they're fond of me.
I came onto the show by myself,
not knowing anyone...
..and I've got on great with all
of
them.
Cocó has always been there
to give me a hand whenever
I needed it.
I don't regret anything.
I've put my all into everything
I've done.
So I can leave with my head
held high,
And this is a start.
So, from here on out, I'll fly.
Remember...
You have to be really switched
on
to know how to play the fool.
Who cares what I do?
Who cares what I say?
That's how I am
and how I'll always be.
And I'll never change!
Play the music!
MUSIC: To The Moon
by RuPaul
Next week on Drag Race España...
I've invited some little people
along
for this week's Maxi Challenge.
The Makeover Challenge!
La Otxoa, La Patri...
-Dolly Drag!
-Hello, I'm your great-aunt.
Manel Dalgó! Sergio Satanassa!
Hello, darlings!
For the first time ever on
Drag Race,
you're not going to become
mothers,
you're going to be daughters!
Doing this challenge with her
is a bit intimidating.
Free yourself!
Free yourself!
Today, you have met the
challenge
of being your mother's daughter.
And at the same time,
you've given us fashion.
I have no words.
Your costume seemed simpler
than what I've seen from the
other
contestants.
It's as if I'm freaked out,
but actually I really am.
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