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01x06 - Drags de la comedia

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Drag Race España". Aired: 30 May 2021 – present.*
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It is the Spanish adaptation of the Drag Race franchise.

01x06 - Drags de la comedia

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[clapping and screaming]

Hello, hello, hello!

[Supremme] Previously,
on Drag Race España...

Acting maxi-challenge.

♪ Básica o cínica ♪

♪ ♪

[Supremme] k*ller Queen!

I would have liked for you
to make it your own.

♪ ♪

[Supremme] Hugáceo Crujiente!

The end result, in my opinion...

[suspenseful music]

...is poor.

[Supremme] Pupi Poisson!

Don't you dare leave
the heights you are in.

You win the maxi-challenge.

-[Supremme] Con-drag-ulations!
-[evil laugh]

k*ller Queen...

[suspenseful music]

-Shantay, you stay.
-[applause]

-Thank you.
-Hugáceo Crujiente...

Sashay away.

Hugáceo Crujiente
is no longer present. Ciao.

[laughter and applause]

AFTER HUGÁCEO CRUJIENTE'S
ELIMINATION

Aww!

-"If you don't get me, get out!"
-Get out.

"Hugáceo Crujiente."

-"A different drag concept."
-[k*ller] Yes.

[applause]

[sigh]

[sighs] Oh, my God.

-What an intense episode, right?
-You know it.

-Congrats on winning the
lip-sync.
-[Carmen] Con-drag-ulations!

-Thanks.
-[Sagittaria] You were great.

In the end, it's like a battle
with someone that...

- That you love.
-...that you love, so, it's
like...

-[sighs] It's sad Hugo left,
really.
-It really is.

I beg to differ.

You do?

'Cause you don't have a heart,
b*tch.

[tense music]

[mumbles]

-How could she not?
-Just kidding.

How could I not? You stole it.

-[Carmen] Aww!
-Come on, girls! Let's de-drag.

This chat is super interesting,
but let's continue next week.

I'll stay here.

Look, I had a plan B.

[gasp]

[scream and laughter]

I came prepared.

-[Dovima] What a b*tch.
-The competition is hot, hot.

[whispers] Hot, hot, hot.

-Were you ready to lip-sync too?
-If I'd had to lip-sync,

I would've ripped it like this.

Wow!

I want to win everything
already.

-Psssh!
-I can't, it's superglued.

I'll try to give all I have and
win.

[tense music]

Is it hard? Maybe. Impossible?
Never.

[high-pitched scream]

-[sings]
-[screams] No!

-[laughter]
-b*tch!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ Gentlemen!
Start your engines ♪

[Supremme] The winner
of Drag Race España

will receive a year's worth
of free Krash Kosmetics

and 30.000 euros.

Our judges today are:

Ana Locking, Javier Calvo,
and Javier Ambrossi,

with special guest judge, Susi
Caramelo.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman, best woman
win ♪

-As I was saying...
-[Dovima] What's up?

-[k*ller] What's up?
-A new day in the Werk Room!

-Wooo!
-Wooo!

Oh, my God! A box full of
nothing!

[laughter]

What's inside?

I'm looking forward to a new
day,
a new week, new everything.

-Would you relive this from the
start?
-No.

Would you change anything?

I would.

Vulcano would be here rather
than you.

[Pupi laughs]

Shouldn't have asked.

[alarm blaring]

[Supremme] Hold onto
your panties, Pussycat!

[laughter]

Hello, hello, hello!

Hi!

-How are you?
-Good.

Handsome!

-[Carmen] Wow!
-[whistles]

-So handsome!
-You're dazzling!

A little, right? A little. Well.

Today's mini-challenge is
intense.

I'm not going to lie to you.

To do it right, first...

you have to insert
your fingers very gently.

Then, the fist.

[mysterious music]

Lastly, we insert half our arm,
up to the elbow.

-More or less up to here.
-Oh, God.

Because... who hasn't wanted at
some point...

to play with puppets?

[laughing] Today,
we'll play with drag puppets!

Oh, a glory hole!

True, a glory hole.

[Supremme sighs]

Because everyone likes...

[all] To stick their hand in!

That's right.
In fact, now you'll have to
stick...

-your hand in there, in that
hole.
-Our paw.

Because inside,
you'll find your own drag
puppets.

-You all look super cute, you'll
see.
-We'll see.

The first one to use our very
own...
[mispronounced] "glory hole"
will be...

-Sagittaria. Come.
-Here I go.

-[k*ller] Come on, Sagi!
-Gentle now.

You're good at this.

Ooh!

[gasps] I got Caillou!

[laughs]

I'll impersonate Pupi.

-[Supremme] Pupi Poisson!
-[laughter, screams]

I think it's possibly the most
difficult one.

[squeals like a child] Dovima!

[Supremme] Dovima Nurmi!

Divine b*tch.

I am super happy

that I'll impersonate
such a high-quality artist.

[castanets]

[Carmen] Let's see. Sagittaria.

So, I'll have to do "Sagitoya."

-Ooh!
-[Supremme laughs] Sagittaria.

Just great.

-Who's this?
-That's me.

-Oh, sh*t, k*ller Queen!
-[laughter]

I think it will be easy.

Since when do you have
highlights?

I think I'll do fine.

♪ Carmen, Carmen ♪

My lips are bigger.

Mmm... She'd better get ready.

-Wow!
- Well, now you have



to turn them into drag queens.

Three, two, one...

-Now!
-[k*ller] Let's go!

[k*ller] Oh, my God. So much
stuff.

I need a lot of everything to do
k*ller.

Mine will complain
right when she sees her outfit.

She'll say, "I'm wearing that
sh*t?."

[huge gasp]

-[Carmen] What are you doing,
dude?
-Your skin tone, hun.

That's going too far, sweetie.

Remember one thing.

I have you.

♪ ♪

[screams]

Whatever will be, will be.

Allow me to introduce
the great Drag Puppet Theater!

[all cheering]

Sagittaria, go ahead.

[circus music]

[same voice] Hi, I'm Pupi Po--
Pupi Poisson... uh... uh...

color-blind and absurd,
I wave or give you the bird.

[comic piano music]

By the way, Pupi, uh...
what are you dressed as today?

Well, it's just... just...

[laughter]

Uh...

Let me see... Oops!

Now she's Rappel.

-[laughter]
-You're prettier than ever.

Thank you, Sagittaria.

Uh... I... Pupi Poisson saying
goodbye.

Color-blind and absurd,
she's had the final word.

-Bye [laughs]
-[Applause]

[deep breath]

I don't know.

It was like... what are you
doing, girl?

[cartoonish voice] Hi, I'm
Sagittaria.

S-A...

Um... I can't remember. I'm
dumb.

[dramatic sting]

[laughter]

Mmm...

[silly music]

[laughter]

-My mind went blank.
-Remember being roomies in
Barcelona.

In my head, everything was super
planned.

The problem is that I blocked it
out,
in order not to hurt Sagittaria.

I thought,

"you know lots of Sagittaria's
secrets."

Suddenly, saying something
personal
that I know of would be a jerk
move.

Well, I'm leaving. Bye!

[laughter]

[applause]

I'm a b*tch, but not a terrible
person.

Okay, guys.

Yes, let's begin. Yes. Do you
copy? Okay.

Roger that.

Dovima, wait.

[deep voice] Yes, I'm waiting.

Do I go onstage now?

No, wait. Go to the back.

Jeez, man, this is waiting
nonstop. [groan]

[normal voice] Supremme, say it.

[velvety voice] Dovima Nurmi.

♪ To, to, to, to, to the moon ♪

[deep voice] Hi.

[laughter]

Check it out. All of this...

five thousand euros.

[laughing]

[slow-rhythm music]

[laughter]

Wait. I was a bit fast here.

I'm slow. So what?
Am I slow with my makeup? Yes.

On the catwalk? That too.

Mentally slow? Maybe so.

[all laugh]

-I'm tired, I want to sit down.
-[laughter]

Supremme, will you forgive me?
I can't go there and back.

I'll stay here, okay?

Okay, Dovima Nurmi, out.

The doll didn't look at all like
me.

Right? Blue hair.
I would never wear blue hair.

The dress was really hideous.

It looked like a mop.
Who does she think I am?

Hugáceo Crujiente?

-Hi, Carmen.
-Good morning. How are you?

Carmen, we absolutely adore

your ready-to-wear fashion,
it's wonderful.

Yes, wait, wait. Ready-to-wear.

You say I'm tan?

-Here you go. Ready-to-wear.
-b*tch.

-[laughter]
-Here you go.

That's ready-to-wear suntan.

We know you're ready for
everything.

Yes. I love sewing. That's why I
brought...

-A change of clothes.
-...another...

[all scream]

I felt that!

She beheaded me.

[funny music]

Another one.

[screams]

Stop that!

[Pupi] m*rder*r!

She's doing voodoo.

Oh, you b*tch, you'll see now.

-[Supremme] Fine.
- I know.

Carmen goes with a sunny
disposition.
[laughs]

-Be right back.
- And a better body.

k*ller?

-[cartoon voice] Hi, I'm k*ller
Queen.
-We can't see you.

Hi, I'm k*ller--!

k*ller, please!

Finally. I'm k*ller Queen!

-Wearing everything is my
routine.
-I love your outfit.

No-fuss, right?

Yes, my motto is "more is more."

More is more... hideous!
[laughs]

Sometimes in the restaurant

people place things on me,
thinking I'm the hanger.

[k*ller doll laughs
hysterically]

And at Christmas,
everyone thinks I'm the tree!

[hysterical laughter]

-[k*ller doll] I love it!
-[Carmen] Please!

Now, really!

[Carmen] Listen.

Can I have your number to hire
you?
We're really interested.

Sure, here's a pen!

[Carmen] Thanks. And your number
is...?

It's 66666.

Like my pants size!

Okay, k*ller. [laughs]

We're leaving, hun. Kiss me
goodbye.

You smudged my face.

-Ciao.
-Goodbye!

[Carmen] She'll do Drag Race
reviews.

[Supremme] Oh, girls... [laughs]

Dovima can't stop laughing.

-[Supremme] Girl...
-[high-pitched laughter]

Dovima's laugh
is the best I've ever heard.

[high-pitched] Ooh.

[high-pitched] "Oooh!"

She sounds like an old lady
on a TV show going, "Ooh."

Oh, my God. [deep breath]

Ooh.

Okay.

The winner of the mini-challenge
is...

Carmen Farala! [laughs]

Con-drag-ulations, honey.

Farala was the fair winner
of the mini-challenge.

You've won a gift card
to use in the Ribes & Casals
shops.

[all exclaim]

You've also won
one of the greatest perks of the
season.

I'll tell you in a moment.

Our next maxi-challenge
is the moment of truth

for every drag queen.

Each of you will write a standup
monologue,

where you'll roast the members
of the jury.

-"Members."
-Yes.

Careful. I'll have you know

that the judges have created
the Bad Blood Club.

Take that into account.

Carmen, as the mini-challenge
winner,

you will get to choose
the order of your performances.

[tense music]

Oof!

Besides being great queens,
you are all stars in front of an
audience,

just like our next special
guest,
who can't wait to meet you.

Susie Caramelo.

Ooh!

No pressure.

Besides, in a bit,
I'll be on the catwalk to help
you,

with someone who wants
to share their experience: Brays
Efe.

I'll win Drag Race España.

I mean, lots of happiness.

Lots of happiness.

-[k*ller] So cool.
-Comedy queens, good luck,

and don't... f*ck it... up.

♪ ♪

I find this challenge super hard
because it is true

that I find it very
uncomfortable
to pick on people.

[bell dinging]

Oh, I'm good at that.
You just have to be bitchy.

You don't look like no saint.

Double negative? You speak so
badly.

I'm from the hood.

-You'll stop being my friend--
-So am I, and I speak well.

You'll stop being my friend
right now.

If you behave like that, I'll
leave.

You can't be so pretty and so
brutish.

[dramatic sting]

Sagittaria was white like a
sheet.

She was writing "Javi"
and retracing the word.

"Javi, Ana Locking, Ana."

Over the same letters.

[whispers] Sagi.

Are you stressed?

[tense music]

I'm sh1tting bricks. Mmm...

Worse than with the Snatch Game.

Sagi is not doing well.

[dramatic sting]

She's just not funny.

I think she's realizing it.

I really feel like leaving right
now.

Mmm.

Sagittaria... I think in her
mind,
there's no room for failure.

That's very negative, because at
some point,

in competition or in life,
failure will knock at her door,

and she should be ready.

[huffs]

Did you decide our order?

Uh... I don't know.

I'd like to be in the middle.

Don't place me after Pupi.

No. Pupi will be last. The icing
on the cake.

Doesn't matter to me.

-I've performed without people.
-That's experience.

If there was someone,
I spoke to the sofa next to him.

And the man said...

"Who's she talking to?"

Pupi's the best, hands down.

-Sagi.
-Huh?

-What do you prefer?
-I don't mind.

What's wrong?

-Nothing.
-Nothing?

-You may fool the others, but
not me.
-[Sagittaria] Okay.

She's having a nervous
breakdown.

We need 1.000 milligrams of
lidocaine.

You know the solution?

-[Teletubby voice] Big hug!
-Oh!

A hug or...

Mother Teresa.

Reanimation. Pshh!

[k*ller] Big hug!

I'll take the spotlight from you
when my mind goes blank.

[Dovima] Okay?

-Hide that. What will the order
be?
-[Carmen sighs]

I think I'll go first.

-Are you sure, though?
-Not really, but...

Going first?

I just want one thing-- not
after Pupi.

I can open, you can close...

k*ller, me, and Dovima.

k*ller, you, and Dovima. Okay.

Come on. Let's get to work,
b*tches.
[sighs]

I think Farala
is smarter than she lets on.

"No, I don't mind, I'll go
first."

I think it's on purpose.

So that everyone gets a bit
confused.

♪ ♪

Dovima is coming now. Dovima.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-How are you?
-How are you?

-Dovima Nurmi, Brays Efe.
-Hi. It's a pleasure.

Hi, love.

-How's your relationship with
comedy?
-It's non-existent.

Well, okay, I have a poisonous
tongue.

That's good, this is a roast,
poison is needed.

But there are always limits.

I believe the limit is not being
funny.

Right.

-Did you write something?
-Yes.

I thought that it could be
me writing in a journal.

Since my sight is not good,

my idea is that I can't see,

so I can't see who the judges
are.

[comedic music]

Does that make sense?

-The first part seems great.
-The first part is cool.

The second part seems harder to
explain.

[deflating effect]

Did you write something? Read
it.

My idea was, "Dear Diary,
today began an adventure.

There are four clowns judging
us."

You need jokes.
You can't just say "clowns."

-Right.
-That's not funny.

-That's just reality.
-That's the truth.

You look calm. You seem totally
chill.

I'm always chill.

Here I did lots of stuff.

I played a junkie, a nasty old
woman...

And if I mess up? So be it.

That's fine.
Nothing left to lose. f*ck it.

How is it going?

I'm trying.

I'm used to making fun of
myself.

And making fun of other
people...

Ahhh! It frightens me.

-Notebook out. Yeah.
-Come on.

As you can see, I'm not at all
nervous.

"Since coming on this show, I've
lost
track of time, style and good
taste.

If only I'd lost 45 to fit on
camera."

[silence]

[flatlining]
[whispers in English] g*y
silence.

Remember, the idea
is to pick on the jury.

-I'll begin now.
-Straight to the jokes.

-Aren't you k*ller Queen?
-Yes.

Then rip some heads off.

But I k*ll with love.

-[Supremme] Just f*cking k*ll!
-k*ll us with love.

I'm starting to realize
you could really use playing a
character

for this challenge.

When I played
Paquita Salas at the Goya
Awards,

I felt, doing the standup as
her,
I was barely nervous.

I'll keep that in mind.

-You'll have to work hard.
-Yes, I know.

-Want to read something...?
-The beginning is in the early
stages...

That's fine, you're rehearsing,
you can do it wrong.

-Here, it's fine.
-Okay.

It'd be normal to do badly.

Uh... how do you keep yourself
from...
ripping your eyes out

after seeing a Pupi Poisson
dress?

You're actually picking on Pupi,
not Ana Locking.

And we're asking you to...

My chair came apart.

We're both holding on as we can,
but we're about to fall down.

-[Brays] Wait. This...
-[scream]

-This sash fell.
-That's okay. All right.

Wait. Come on.

You're going to pick on Pupi.

-Right.
-We're asking you to pick on the
judges.

-I'm scared they'll take it
personally and...
-No way.

Nobody will take it personally
if it's not meant personally.

[sighs]

Really, try to get out of your
head.

They're giving me advice that
is...

That is quite useful.

But, uh... [huffs]

But I still feel lost.

-Please tell me what you have
written.
-Okay.

Pupi would be like a judge.

-Okay.
-I started with the one I knew
the least.

-Ana Locking.
-[Brays]Uh-huh.

She's critiqued my outfits

or I just see her,
without her having to speak.

I see her face like...

But I have never seen her
standing up yet,
so I'd say something like,

"I haven't seen if you have
legs.

Come to my hood,
and we'll break them for you."

You'll have something on
Supremme too, right?

[tense music]

Mmm... I find it very difficult
to...

...balance comedy and meanness.

There's a very thin line
between,

"This annoys me and it makes me
laugh,"

and "It's no longer funny.
I forgot your previous jokes."

It's a shame you don't have me.
You'd have plenty of fat jokes.

But there's no room.

-Bravo.
-I think they expect a lot from
me.

♪ Caramelo, Caramelo, Caramelo ♪

♪ Crema Caramelo ♪

And that can totally work
against me.

-How are you?
-Carmen, Brays Efe.

-Hi. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-How is it coming along?
-Well...

I'm not used to writing a
script.

I consider myself funny,
but in a spontaneous way.

I was thinking along the lines
of talking like I've never
spoken in public,

I find it very hard, and...

[wrong answer sound]

What?

-Not interested. We want to
laugh.
-But the intro is only this.

That's just the intro?

-A page?
-A page?

-That's usually a minute or
more.
-No! Please!

You can't not make a joke in all
that time.

-Right. Okay.
-Start with a really good joke.

It's a double-edged sword.
More than a favor, they f*ck you
up.

Carmen, you won the
mini-challenge.

That gives you the right
to choose the order of the acts.

-Have you decided?
-I was thinking of going first.

I saw some of the same jokes
come up.

Going first can be tricky.

Totally. Yes.

-The jury still hasn't laughed.
-They're cold.

I thought that too.

So maybe you should have
someone relatively good go
first.

-Uh-huh.
-So the judges are pumped up.

Then someone you think will do
poorly.

[laughs]

And you'd be next.

[suspenseful music]

-In cabaret, always, most of
all...
-You trip your costars up.

Besides that, which is basic.

And grated glass in their
powder.

Showgirls.

It's true that the beginning
and the end need to be very
powerful.

[Supremme] You have your work
cut out, but
you're going well.

Reconsider the order.

Reconsider if you'll open,
close or act in the middle.

-Thanks a lot, girls. [blows
kiss]
-Thank you.

-My pleasure, Brays.
-Same here. Good luck!

♪ ♪

ELIMINATION DAY

Come on, girls!
The finale is super close. Let's
get fit!

-It's my first time exercising.
-Let's warm up. No complaints.

-Oh, my God.
-Come on!

Elimination day!

Oh, my God.
Who knows what will happen
today.

The challenge is so hard.

We're all sh1tting our pants.

Move that booty!

-Come on, Pupi!
-Nice a*s. Good show.

Oh, my God.

Today, the girls,
as usual, wanted to play the
part...

...of mentally unstable girls.

Jesus Christ. Don't complain
later.

Obviously, such things
are not my cup of tea.

-I've decided the order of the
acts.
-[Pupi gasps] The order!

-[k*ller] Go ahead, then.
-k*ller Queen will go first.

-Okay, k*ller?
-Yay!

The rest of you will have it
very easy.

Second... Carmen Farala.

Because they told me to think
about it.

If I go first,
they may say I shouldn't have.

It's quite the strategic move.

To begin the show,
you need a lot of energy.

Maybe you've shown insecurity.

-Right.
-No, because I'm second.

"Insecondity," then.

-I have such quick wit.
-My God.

Third is... Sagittaria.

Fourth, Dovima Nurmi,

and lastly...

Pupi Poisson... the snake h*.

Going last is not great either.

So I thought, "look,

the beginning might be shitty,
but the end will be good."

I did you a favor. You're
welcome.

[dramatic sting]

Carmen, thanks so much
for letting me be last.

I'll always be grateful.

For the rest of my life, every
time I'm last,

even at the bakery, I will think
of you.

-Shall we get on with it?
-[Sagittaria] Sure.

[tense music]

Alright, makeup time.

[suspenseful music]

It looks terrible.

Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

♪ Covergirl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

[cheers]

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage
of Drag Race España.

[all cheering]

-Javier Ambrosssssi.
-Mmm.

Are you a judgy hag?

Oof, that's such an ugly term.

I'm many things that rhyme with
"hag."

Mainly one. A funny bag.

Oh!

Ana Locking! Welcome back to our
table.

If you were to face

a critic who just slagged you
off,

-what would you say?
-[in English] b*tch.

[laughter]

-Javier Calvo, good evening.
-Good evening.

What would you name a movie

in which all the actors
were your worst critics?

-Twitter.
-[Ambrossi] A horror movie!

#losJavis. I'll read you.

-My God.
-Don't give them more fuel.

And today, our special guest
completes our jury table.

-Susie Caramelo!
-Hello!

Hi, how are you?

Great, Supremme.

-[applause]
-Susie, as an expert on the
subject.

What's your take on pineapple
candy?

[Ana laughs]

Supremme.

-I won't discuss personal
matters.
[laughter]

I'm applying self-censorship.

Members of the jury, today our
queens

will perform a monologue
that they've written themselves.

The aim is clear:

criticizing you

and me.

[all holler]

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win!

Welcome to Comedy Drags!

[cheers and applause]

[inspiring music]

Good morning. I'm here on behalf
of my defendant and complainant,

k*ller Queen.

[suspenseful music]

First accusation:

It is claimed
k*ller Queen's identity is
unknown.

Honestly, without my glasses,
I would not know

whether here we have
Rosana after a good diet

and next to her, Chelo
García-Cortés.

Mr. Javi and Mr. Javi,
I checked your film career.

It is always said
that too much of anything is
bad.

In your case, even a little is
bad.

Please, stop this terrorism
right now!

-[b*mb effect]
-Mmm!

On to the next accused.

Oooh!

Anna Locking.

I tried to gather information
about you.

Unfortunately,
not even Wikipedia helped me.

[in English] "Girl", who the
heck are you?

But now that I see you next to
Susie,
didn't you dance that tacky
song?

[k*ller] Right? Right?

On to the last accused.

Supremme Deluxe.

A criminal and a sl*t.

You actually look remarkably
pretty,
given that your first crime was

burning a trash can in the


How does it feel
to bury more than five Popes?

But the worst crime of all
is such a long, long, long,
long...

time being the f*ck around,

but you needed a TV show
to finally brush a wig
correctly.

-[applause]
-And now I give you...

perfection: Carmen Farala.

I'm still waiting for her to
tell us
what foundation she uses,

or if it's cocoa powder.

-Thanks. Carmen Farala.
-[laughter and applause]

Thanks, k*ller.

I drew inspiration
from a character I love,

the model-turned-ditzy TV
hostess
created by actor Paco León.

The character is a model from
Seville,

quite silly,

who can be quite mean,
but since she's silly, it's less
hurtful.

[sighs]

Ooh! I'm so nervous!

I'm super nervous
'cause I've never done this.

I must admit I was way more
nervous
when they told me

that I would appear in Drag Race
España.

When I learned Supremme would
host it...

Well, she's a 360 artist,

she's multifaceted.

She's fit for the oven
at 360 degrees until she
vaporizes.

She's actually really nice.

She's a singer. She has lots of
songs.

Like that one...

I can't remember any.

And that other one trying to be
modern.

-[laughter]
-You know?

When I learned Ana Locking came
too...
I thought, "Well, Ana Locking.

A very famous seamstress,
very well-known."

And I modeled for her.

and...

I cry when I recall it.

Because what a shitty dress
she made me wear.

It was something with fringes,
like a carwash roller. Hideous.

The truth is,
since nobody buys her clothes,

she's here now.

And it's a job like any other.

Some well-earned money.

That's right!

Someone should tell the stylists
that we are the drag queens.

I mean, she looks like her shift
on the corner just ended.

Any day now, the Javis
will give her a role in La
Veneno 2.

Speaking of the devil,
when I learned they would be
here...

Shocker! Right?

The Javis on TV, that's odd,
right?

-[all laugh]
-Really, you turn on the TV,

watch a documentary-- the Javis.

The teletext? The Javis.

A g*y sauna? The Javis.

You can find them anywhere.

I always mix them up.
You have... Ambrosio, the tiny
one.

He's like a Pokémon, right?

The other one... My goodness.

Calvo acted in Física o química.

They k*lled her off. [beheading
sound]

Quite later on, in the end.

-Not on the pilot, like I
would've.
-[all laugh]

Anyway, she's very lucky.

I wish the best of luck tonight
as well
to my castmate, Sagittaria.

A round of applause for her.

Woo!

[formal music]

Hello. First, I'd like
a big round of applause

for our great judges, please.

Unfortunately, they could not
make it,
so we have these clowns.

They were given a sandwich
at the entrance, and they snuck
in.

I'd like to begin with...

Ana... Sorry, I need to read the
name.
I can't remember it.

Ana Locking, really.

You're living proof
one can start doing drag at 58.

-Sure you can!
-Unfortunately,

-you look like Carmen de
Mairena.
-[sparse laughter]

After she died.

[sparse laughter]

That's right. It's really a
pleasure,
an immense pleasure,

having Ellen DeGeneres.

-Please, a round of applause.
-[laughter]

-I wonder how they could afford
it.
-She's there.

-Javier Calvo.
-Yes.

-The problem with Física o
Química...
-Yes?

-Want me to tell you?
-Yes.

I will.

[laughing]

[tense music]

Física o química...

The issue is they k*lled you
on the first-- fifth season.

-Not the first one.
-[sting]

[sparse snickers and silence]

Sagi...

[groaning]

I adore her, but... [groaning]

Ambrossi, maybe not everyone
knows the story

of how a socialite crashed her
car
into the Starbucks where you
worked.

Pity it wasn't your shift.

-It was close.
-Uh-huh.

Let's move on to possibly
one of the most annoying people.

Not you, Javier Calvo.

I mean Supremme Deluxe.

I find your name very original.

Will your child be called
McBite?

[only Supremme laughs]

-Happy Meal?
-[sparse laughter]

Now I'll leave you with the
person who turned
being a b*tch into a sport.

Please, Dovima Nurmi.

"Dear Diary..."

"It's the sixth program,
and I still can't find my
glasses.

I spent a few days...

trying to find out who they are.

Here, we're judged by two f*gs."

[laughter]

"I think they're Andy and
Lucas."

[laughter]

g*dd*mn hair.

[laughter]

Poor girl. Blind and with bangs.

The wig is beautiful for
pictures,

but when you move, it's in your
face.

[whispers] f*ck.

The Ring girl.

"Next to them, we find

a lady who seems to have
as many friends as I do.

That is, none."

My hair is f*cking me up.

Come on!

"Next to her sits a chick
who is weirder than me smiling.

What's that dress she's wearing?

No doubt she also has sight
issues."

[someone laughs]

"I heard her rate Sagittaria
well."

"Today, there's a guest no one
knows."

[laughter]

"I think she's a comedian.

With that face, that's all she
can do."

Oh, Lord.

Dovima started out well,

but her wig was getting really
disheveled,

and we were losing her.

We may completely lose her.

[gasps] My glasses!

I don't wash my clothes, so...

[some laughter]

Oh! Oh... Oh!

My goodness.

Better... without glasses,
lovelies.

Please...

La Prohibida, you're divine.

Ana Locking, honey.

The fact that you include people
who are orange...

-[laughter]
-...in your shows

is very commendable, honey.

And, well, I could say that that
person...

is Javier Calvo's look-alike.

-[laughter]
-You could.

I have one thing to say.

I'll leave you with the criminal
face
of the show.

Pupi Poisson.

[cheers and applause]

Thank you.

I have prepared loads of stuff.

Let's begin with Javier Calvo.

I see you every day.

Something wrong with your lips.

It might be the Botox going
wonky.
Ask a doctor.

Or ask for some Vaseline
or hair grease from your
partner,

-Javier Ambrossi.
-[drum sting]

I want to tell you

that I'm being
as gentle as possible with you
guys,

because knowing
the kind of movies that are
made,

I think I could only work
in one of your movies.

I want to tell my castmates

that you were
completely wrong about Supremme.

Today, Supremme is dressed as a
negative
from an old Donna Summer photo.

I've known Supremme for a long
time.

and this might be a secret,
and she might get angry,

but here it comes.

We can't see Supremme's ears
now,
but they used to stick out a
lot.

[scratch vinyl effect]

Talking about Supremme's ears
is a slippery slope.

A slippery... slope.

Before she had surgery,
she made many technological
advancements.

She discovered wind power.

She also invented Dolby
Surround,
immersive sound.

She was also the first queen to
fly
without a paraglider.

[Pupi laughs]

That's very personal stuff.
[inhales through teeth]

Maybe it's not
the best place to tell them.

It's Ana Locking's turn.

You said my outfit was a costume

from a tailor shop,
and I should return it.

-[tense music]
-But...

I think you're wearing drag
queen eyes.

And your dress, your earrings...

I think all that stuff
should also be returned to
Supremme.

It's the end of the show,
and I want to make it clear

that if I need
to kneel down to make a movie,

or like Supremme,
who must have done something to
be

on this show,

I want to say that my mouth is
wide open...

and ready for anything.

[moaning]

[laughter]

Thank you!

[Supremme] Thank you so much.
See you on the catwalk.

♪ ♪

Category is...

the night of the thousand
Rosalías.

-Ooh...
-[Supremme] Dovima Nurmi.

[Calvo] Oh! The Catalan vamp.

-Amazing.
-Dodgy.

♪ ♪

My Rosalía look is black with
gemstones,
latex pantyhose...

It's not actually latex,
it's cheap patent-leather.

Fake leather.

In my hand, I carry her MTV
award.

-I'll give you the jackpot.
-[all laugh]

[Dovima] A look "con altura."

[Supremme] Pupi Poisson.

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

-Wow.
-Pupi Poisson Danger. PPD.

Today, my Rosalía catwalk
is inspired by the song

♪ Pienso en tu mirá, tu mirá ♪

Dressed in a tracksuit
from the '70s or '80s,

which means it's as old as I am,
threatened by all weapons,

the way I feel here.

[in English] Category is: f*g in
a tracksuit.

I carry bats, submachine g*ns,
g*ns, an axe,

and a machete about to...
cut my throat.

I suspect we haven't seen the
biggest weapon.

[Ana laughs]

[Supremme] Carmen Farala.

I can't assess her, I'm too
jealous.

[laughter]

My look today is inspired

by Rosalía at the Grammy Awards.

A dress in red leather

with belts to shape my figure

and a great Rosalía-style wig.

"Tratrá."

I let you borrow those nails.

[Supremme] k*ller Queen.

Ohhh!

♪ I'm a winner ♪

[Calvo] What's in your hair?

Toothpaste.

I'm introducing what may be
the most editorial look I have
in my bag.

It's a look inspired by her
Vogue cover.

With a ruffle dress
and a snake falling down her
head,

which doesn't move
'cause it's perfectly tamed.

I have a viper on my head.

♪ I'm a winner ♪

-If that bites you, you're dead.
-[laughter]

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

I came that way.

Yes, I did.

[Supremme] Sagittaria.

Too many naughty nights.

[Ana] Wow!

My look is inspired by Rosalía
shows.

Right now, I feel like Rosalía.

With the huge nails,

with a patent-leather outfit
which really defines Rosalía,

Rosalía wears red a lot,
and also a huge black ponytail.

I look trashy, like her.

[blows raspberry]

I'd say it's the most
uncomfortable wig
I've ever worn.

I felt really insecure with it.

[in English] Category is:
wolverine.
[laughter]

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

Queens, as usual, we'll speak

a little with you
about the maxi-challenge and the
catwalk.

-We'll start with Dovima Nurmi.
-[tense music]

Dovima, I think the look is a
little plain.

You defend it to death,
because you are gorgeous.

But thinking about other looks
by Rosalía,

perhaps, maybe...

you could have found a juicier
one.

In the challenge,
I think you started out well,

but there was more character
than jokes.

You could have said stronger
things,

and cross the line like a roast
demands.

I always have this problem:

sometimes, I'm too bitchy,
and...

I really did not want to cross
any lines,
and that...

- Why?
-No, because I'm too...

The limit of humor is being
funny.

I want to send a message
to Her Majesty, queen Letizia.

She needs to step up her game,
there are plenty of queens in
Spain.

[cheers]

-[applause]
-It needed saying.

I was disappointed when you
started.
You started really strong.

I think your wig played a dirty
trick on you.

You always need to think
about being comfortable onstage.

Because it has to be natural,
you can't be thinking of your
hair.

-That's why you cut if off?
-No.

I have stylists now
who tell me I look prettier like
this.

-Though you called me ugly.
-[laughter]

But it's fine, I take it all in
stride.

Plus, you know who doesn't think
I'm ugly?

Miguel Ángel Silvestre, from
your w*nk*ng.

[laughter]

He played The Duke,
and here's the duchess of Alba.

[laughter]

You couldn't be more basic.
Sorry for putting it like this.

I'll answer when you say
something smart.

[laughter]

Then I wouldn't be here.

I come from the future
to bring you a new bleach.

Your hair tells me that.

Let's continue.
We're off-track. Pupi Poisson.

Oh, Pupi. Oh, Pupi. It's just
that
we expected a lot from you

We couldn't wait to see your
roast.

-[tense music]
-I feel like it fell short.

That it was
a collection of grandma
anecdotes.

Where were the jokes?

We might expect too much.

Plus, knowing you,
and knowing you're really
good...

It bored me a little. A little.

But I have to say, I like your
look.

I don't think it's...

-...fashion.
-Fashion.

[Calvo] It's not...

-[Ambrossi] Sophistication.
-...right.

Urban fashion.

But...

I checked, and Rosalía's outfit
in "Pienso en tu mirá" is the
same.

I need four more submachine
g*ns.

[Ambrossi] Where are they?

Where are they?

You guys are using them.

Ohhh!

[Ana] I would've liked seeing
a more sophisticated Pupi.

And I would like to see her
and...

Dress me.

Of course I will.

I'm a big defender of the hood

and the tracksuit,
you carry more accessories than
a Primark.

I love Pupi.

You have more experience than I
do.

You're a performer.

And the problem is
that you were too relaxed

because you knew your advantage.

But every diva has an off day.
And that's okay.

Let's move on to Carmen Farala.

I loved your take on Paco León's
character.

-[laughter]
-[Calvo] It was f*cking good.

-Thanks.
-[Ambrossi] I love it.

I think you were toeing the red
line.

You were great.

-You had really good jokes.
-Yes.

Playing dumb, it's very easy
to stab someone in the back.

You reached that conclusion,
and that made it easy to be
outrageous.

And I believe that's how you do
a roast.

I think you had
the tone from the beginning.

The orange comes from the first
episode,
that's not what I mean.

You guys are mean.

I love orange, though.

Tell us about your look.

I actually brought the same look
as Dovi.

To avoid the conflict of
matching,

I decided to make this one
with a few things in the Werk
Room.

You made it all here?

-Yes.
-[Ana] Amazing.

[Supremme] Buttons, pockets...?

You made it in the time...

-But...
-Don't look closely.

-No, but...
-While preparing the roast?

A five-minute roast and this in
one day?

The neckline, the buttons,
the pocket lapel, the lined
belt...

-You blow my mind.
-[Ambrossi] Bravo.

You are absolutely amazing.

Thanks, guys.

I need to say something.

Carmen and I get along great.

She saw we had the same outfit
and said, "Hun, don't worry,

I'll make another suit
so that we won't match."

And this is hers, she lent it to
me.

-Aww!
-Yesterday I had issues with my
outfit.

I was sewing and sticking on
gems until late.

And she told me,
"Hun, if you have issues, use my
outfit.

I'm not going to wear it."

I mean, I have to publicly thank
Carmen.

-Wow.
-Wow.

[Ana, in English] Make love, not
w*r.

My goodness.

[Carmen] Don't cry.

-[Dovima sobs]
-[Sagittaria] Poor girl.

[sobbing]

-Don't cry, sweetie.
-I can't hug anyone.

[Calvo] Careful.

[k*ller whispers] You okay?

Breathing okay?

Okay.

What's wrong, Dovi?

I did not come here
expecting to win any prize,

and Carmen was wonderful
from beginning to end.

It's too much, really.

-Bravo!
-[applause]

Oh, I'm going to cry too, I'm so
silly.

I'm going to. It's too much.

What a shitty host,
I cry all the time. It sucks.
[laughter]

-Please.
-[Ana] It's a sweet moment.

[sniffs and sighs]

Let's move on to k*ller Queen.

k*ller, you were a great opener.

So hard and so good.

I know it's been a hard week.

-[huffs]
-And I'm sorry.

It was very smart not just
creating
a character, but an action.

You want to condemn something.

So the jokes flowed naturally.

-Yes.
-You got the balance we
mentioned

between comedy, thrashing...

And we were also saying that
today,
we realized you have beautiful
eyes.

Your makeup was softer,
and we noticed you look
gorgeous.

-Beautiful.
-We all told her.

First time I see your face.

[Ana] The look is fantastic.

It fits your silhouette, it
enhances it.

It frames your beautiful face
today.

Your shoes...
I think you look fantastic
today.

-Thank you.
-[Susie] As a comedian,

I get how difficult it is to be
first.

It's so hard. You looked very
confident.

More than Ayuso holding an
election.

-You were great.
-Ayuso?

[laughter]

Hats off to you.

Thanks.

We laughed with you.
You were clearly nervous.

You can't imagine.

But you overcame that very well.

Why did you think it would be
hard?

[k*ller] Let's see.

I think we all had to deal
with something ugly at school.

For any number of reasons.

In my case, it was due to being
fat

and being a f*g.

I had such a rough time
that I promised myself

that I'd never try to hurt
people.

I understand this is humor.

So I was like, "I don't know
whether I'll cross the line or
not."

When I do comedy,
it's always about myself.

Like, I always joke
about miracle diets and all that
stuff.

Because I feel comfortable that
way,

because it's always been my
barrier,
my mantra, against everything
outside.

When we laugh at what hurts us
the most,
we somehow heal.

I think that's why we call each
other f*g.

That's why our community
is the strongest one.

We know how to laugh
at what hurt us so many times.

I know who k*ller is.

A wonderful person.

Thank you.

Oh... Let's move on to
Sagittaria.

Sagi, I believe you had good
jokes.

-Yes.
-You had good ideas,

but you were too nervous.

That's a shame.

Want me to tell you? I will.

-That's experience and time.
-It happens to all of us.

Most of all, it's being
confident.

Trust yourself. Do it, really.

Trust and practice. You have all
the rest.

[tense music]

But I really like your look
today.

It's amazing how you fitted your
waist,

and from there, it gradually
widens and curves outwards

to create that beautiful volume
on the leg.

It's... I love it. It's perfect.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, queens.

While I deliberate with the
judges,
you can all go backstage.

-[k*ller] Thanks.
-Thanks.

Thanks.

♪ ♪

Careful with your nails on the
sofas.
Please.

[Pupi sings]

[imitating air leaking]

[suspenseful music]

[k*ller] So many emotions today.

Obviously, the top ones

are Carmen and k*ller,
and the worst are us three.

Just like that.

-Without Vaseline.
-Just like that.

It was very difficult. I mean...

It's very hard.

Susie Caramelo, my new friend,
said so.

You know? I perform for drunk
people.

The judges were not drunk.

So the... atmosphere
was different, you know?

It felt like a synagogue when
you came in.

If I have to lip-sync,

I don't know what I'll do,
I'll get hurt. [laughs]

That's all I can think about.

-[k*ller] So take it off.
-How? I can't!

[laughing]

I'm pissed, I mean...

with what they said,
that I had some good jokes.

But...

[huffs] ...with another comedy
challenge...

I think it's something we should
break with.

We're transvestites, each does
her thing.

We're no one's clowns.
No need to be funny.

Each has her strengths.

Girl, you cast me the way I am.
You know what I mean?

We were fine how we were before.

-End of story.
-But think.

You can do things you didn't
think possible.

The good thing about this
is you're getting to know
yourself.

And you're reaching places
you never imagined you'd reach.

You know?
And maybe one day, you'll need
it.

And it's good
knowing you have that resource.

You know?

-Why did you cry?
-It's the fact that...

I came with loads of
insecurities.

I came with super bad vibes,
like...

wanting to be a b*tch.

I thought,
"I'll be with a bunch of
b*tches,

and I'll spend all my time
arguing."

So, finding someone like
Carmen...

Like... you ended up meaning
much more than I thought

someone on a show like this
could mean.

We're not here to make friends.

So, suddenly, I found someone
who says,

"Don't worry
if your outfit doesn't look
good,

you can use mine-- I'm making
another one,
so we don't match."

[Carmen] The more you give,
the more you get.

I'm giving because I receive
plenty from you.

So...

[sentimental music]

[Carmen] You're great.

So are you.

I don't want to cry anymore.
I came to be a b*tch.

-Where's the b*tch?
-[Pupi] There's no b*tch.

Thank God we can't see her
anymore.

-[sigh]
-[Sagittaria] Well, we do.

Only on Instagram.

[Dovima] Anyway, I'm so happy
that I got this far with you
all.

You are all wonderful.

And...

-[Pupi] Keep swimming.
-[k*ller] That's right.

[tense music]

[sigh]

We'll see what happens, girls.

Good luck, everyone.

Dearest girlfriends,

now that we're alone,

girdles off.

Let's talk about Dovima Nurmi.

She has something dark,
but also something very
attractive.

I've always waited for her to
give us
new stuff, and she has.

[Ambrossi] She's obviously
evolving,
but when will we see the leap?

I think the whole package is a
bit behind.

She totally blew
yesterday's mini-challenge.

My mind is blank.

I think today was "b*tch" time,
but she failed to do that.

But I really liked her look.

[Supremme] Let's move to Pupi.

Pupi, Pupi, Pupi...

-[Ana] Not her best night.
-[Ambrossi] No.

It's a very tricky time,
this season is ending.

It's her specialty,
she should've gone all out.

But I must defend her look.

[Calvo] I liked it. She wore the
tracksuit
because that's so her.

She wore the g*ns.

That's what drag is,
wearing those g*ns around her.

-And creating...
-Not just fashion, humor too.

[Supremme] Carmen Farala.
Do you think she was alert?

Red alert.

I think Carmen Farala
made a perfect roast.

And I think we learned her main
virtue

is listening.

In Carmen I've seen
an expressive Irina Shayk,
finally.

And the fact that she made her
outfit
in one day,

the belts look
the same as the original outfit,

the dress is perfectly
well-made...

[Ana] Perfectly...

-[Supremme] Pockets, buttons...
-[Ana] Button plackets,

the skirt flare... all of it.

[Supremme] k*ller Queen.

Wow, so good
the way she found the character,

the way she dealt with her
personal issues

in order to turn them
into humor, into art.

She tried simplicity,
which we asked for. It works.

[Calvo] She opened the show,
which is hard, and...

despite her issues,
she was one of the funniest.

Her look was not one of my
favorites,
not one of the best.

However, it was quite well-done.

-[Supremme] Sagittaria.
-[Calvo] I think Sagittaria...

-I love her.
-[Ambrossi] You do? We really
like her.

-[Calvo] I love her.
-[Ana] I do too.

But it was a shame,

she was so nervous and insecure,
her jokes didn't land.

You can tell her inexperience.

-But she's fascinating.
-I think...

Ooh!

Silence. Did we make a decision?

-[laughter]
-[sigh]

Yes.

Bring back the girls.

[tense music]

Welcome back, queens.

The judges and I have
deliberated,
and we have made a decision.

[tense sting]

Carmen Farala.

Your fresh and cheeky standup
perfectly matches

your brown sugar look
that you brought us tonight.

I'm hoping to borrow
the shredder you used to make

your wonderful skirt, which we
love.

-Carmen, you win the
maxi-challenge.
-Yay!

Con-drag-ulations.

-Thank you, guys.
-You can stand in back.

I won, yeah!

♪ ♪

I'm really excited.

I mean, I won the mini and
maxi-challenges.

Bingo.

k*ller Queen.

Going first in a standup round,

bringing it up
and letting nobody bring you
down

deserves a great defense, ma'am.

You're safe.

-You can stand in back.
-Thank you.

Yay! I'm safe!

Good, one more week. I'll be top


I can't... Who would've guessed?

Pupi Poisson.

With all your weapons,
it was almost impossible

to see you in danger.

But today,
we almost gave you a fatal
wound.

By the skin of your teeth,
and for your g*ns

you're off the hook today.

You're safe. You can stand in
back.

[suspenseful music]

♪ Another chance ♪

♪ Another chance ♪

♪ We blondes are not silly ♪

♪ B-L... ♪

Um...

♪ Another chance ♪

Today's victory was quite
bittersweet,
because I really didn't...

My tears...

muddied the taste of today's
success.

Who would've guessed a vinyl
look

and a diabolical wig...

would put our two
more rebel "roomies" face to
face?

I'm sorry, queens,
but today, you'll face
elimination.

[tense music]

I think maybe the one
to lip-sync with me should've
been Pupi.

Mmm... It's what I think.

I have a chance to stay,

because I have the element of
surprise,
I'd go crazy doing it...

[Dovima] I don't know, I mean...

I'll do my best.

Two queens stand before me.

[suspenseful music]

You will perform "Aute Cuture",

by today's quintessential
catwalk queen,
Rosalía.

This is your last chance to
impress us...

[suspenseful music]

...and save yourselves from
elimination.

It's time to lip sync...

for...

your life.

Good luck... and don't... f*ck
it... up.

♪ Loco, mira eso
Loco, mira eso ♪

♪ Loco, mira eso ♪
♪ Loco, mira eso ♪

♪ Loco, mira eso ♪

♪ Loco, mira eso [Va]
Loco, mira eso ♪

♪ Loco, mira eso ♪

♪ Te conjuro y te dejo prendado


♪ Encima del stage olvido los
pecados ♪

♪ Y que todos los santos
tienen su pasado ♪

I'm not doing it.

♪ ...si te tengo al lado ♪

♪ Su nombre en el cora
Ya no está clavado ♪

Dovima!

♪ ...si te lo han rasgado ♪

♪ Que yo, lágrimas suelto un
puñado ♪

♪ Ole yo, qué ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Tacones, lunares para matar
[Bájale] ♪

♪ Los flecos, las trenzas para
matar
[Bájale] ♪

♪ Eyeliner, leopardo para matar
[Bájale] ♪

♪ [Madre mía, Rosalía, bájale] ♪

♪ Tacones, lunares para matar
[Bájale] ♪

♪ Los flecos, las trenzas para
matar
[Bájale] ♪

♪ Eyeliner, leopardo para matar
[Bájale] ♪

♪ [Madre mía, Rosalía, bájale] ♪

♪ Y que las niñas tenemos tumbao


♪ Aute cuture, todo regalado ♪

♪ Uñas de Dvine, ya me las han
copiado ♪

♪ Que te las clavo, niño, ten
cuidado ♪

♪ Como llame al toro, ya lo he
dominado ♪

♪ Voy cargada de oro, espérame
sentado ♪

♪ Que el de arriba nos ha
señalado ♪

♪ Es que el de arriba nos ha
señalado ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Sonando ♪

♪ En las peñas y los Hamptons ♪

♪ Sangría y Valentino ♪

♪ En el Palace y en el chino ♪

♪ Sonando ♪

-Come on!
-Come on!

♪ ...y los Hamptons ♪

♪ Sangría y Valentino en el
Palace... ♪

Bring it on, Dovima!

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

-♪ Sonando ♪
-Oooh!

♪...na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Esto está encendido, na, na,
na, na ♪

♪ Sonando
Esto está encendido, na, na, na,
na ♪

[cheers and applause]

[unintelligible]

-Bravo.
-Woo!

Bravo.

[tense music]

sh*t, why did she do that?

Dovima, tell us.

Why that attitude?

[sighs]

[tense music]

I came here willing to...
do away with all of them.

I came here playing a character
I could no longer play. [voice
breaks]

I came all this way.

I'm very happy
with the castmates I met here.

Sagittaria really deserves
how far she's gotten.

My path here was not as good.

I didn't want to move, so
that...

I was not in her way even a
little.

So that there wouldn't be any
doubt.

Damn.

I'm really sorry I couldn't
move,
but I'm broken inside. I...

I've reached my limit.

People at home will wonder why.
I can't take it.

I tried to listen to your
assessments.

I listened to them all. I took
it all well.

And I just want to say
thanks so much for everything.

Not just to the judges,
but to my castmates as well.

[sentimental music]

And this is the end for me.

[intense music]

-Dovi, thanks so much.
-[Ana] You're wonderful.

Wonderful.
From the first moment, we
noticed.

I find you amazing.

Well, we still have to...

Redo the honors.

Let's hear the jury,
and I'll let you know.

[whispers] You did great,
sweetie.

You have to give it your all.

You know you deserved to be
here.

Barcelona will shake watching
this.

Sagittaria.

[tense music]

Shantay, you stay,

Thank you.

Bravo!

I love you.

Dovima, I wish...

...every b*tch had the heart

and laugh you showed us.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, guys.

I'm so sorry, Dovima.

Sashay away.

-[Ana] Gorgeous!
-Woo!

I just have one thing to say.

See you in hell, b*tches.

[cheers and applause]

-What a b*tch.
-[k*ller laughs]

It was time to leave. My time
had come.

I leave Drag Race

with some great castmates.

CARMEN, THE CROWN IS YOURS!

And I've f*cking had it here.

I want to un-drag and go the
f*ck home.

f*ck it, f*g.

I'm leaving.
Someone ordered a b*tch
delivery.

"Who cares what I do?

Who cares what I say?

This is me, and this is
how I'm going to be..."

[all] "I will never change!"

Let the music play!

♪ To, to, to the moon ♪

♪ ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

[Supremme] Next week,
on Drag Race España...

There you go!

-It's impossible.
-[laughter]

Now open the curtain
and get out facing it.

For the maxi-challenge,
you will have great company.

It's the makeover.

-[cheers and applause]
-Wow!

-Dear Lord.
-He drives us crazy.

Aaaah!

There's tucking going on.

[screams]

All the way here!

[gagging]

If you give me another cell,
I'll blow him.

[laughter]

[screams]

I was left with my mouth open.

It was one of the funniest
moments
on this catwalk.

You look wonderful, gorgeous.

Now it's your time.

[in English] What?

The eliminated queen
will be at the doorstep of the
grand finale.

[suspenseful music]