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01x03 - Meltdown in Middletown

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Darcey & Stacey". Aired: August 16, 2020 – April 10, 2023.*
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The series follows the lives of identical twins Darcey and Stacey Silva in Middletown, Connecticut.

01x03 - Meltdown in Middletown

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Previously on "Darcey & Stacey"...

Oh, baby.

[ Laughs ]

There were
some pictures of Florian

that were on the Internet

and they're not so good. - What?

Stacey: Darcey has
a damn good reason

to be worried about her sister.

Oh, [bleep]

[ Chuckles ]

Georgi's a masseuse
from Bulgaria.

Georgi invited me to go to
New York City to visit him.

Me, too.

Aww.

But I don't want to
get hurt again.

Ah, he's got that
fashion-y vibe.

He does, and he's,
like, very social,

so he's not, like, shy.

But you don't think
you're moving too fast?

Even though a part of me
regrets meeting Tom,

he might have a point.

Maybe she is moving on
too quick.

Just want to get
this off my shoulders.

I met with Tom.

He was just kind of like,

"your sister needs therapy."

Stab in the back.

How dare anybody say that I need
to work through problems?

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Last night, Stacey revealed
something very hurtful to me.

She met up with Tom.

Stacey and I are sisters.
We're twins.

We talk about everything.
What the hell is this?

[ Inhales sharply,
exhales deeply ]

Just hurt.

Pain.

Last night was a trigger.

I don't know why Stacey
had to see Tom.

I don't know why.

I tried to close that chapter.

[ Sniffles ]

Maybe she felt like she was
doing me a favor,

but that's not a favor.

It's like a slap in the face,
stab in the [bleep] heart.

[ Sobs ]

[ Inhales shakily ]

[ Bleep ]

It's tough.

♪♪

I've been to therapy before.

My dad suggested therapy
at one point

when I was dating...

...Jesse.

My dad noticed that [ Sniffles ]

My demeanor was a little bit low

and it wasn't my character.

I only did a few sessions
because I thought...

I could stay strong and...

Own my own power

in that relationship with Jesse.

And that relationship...
That was really hard.

[ Sniffles ]

And I know
what I need to change.

I feel it.

[ Sniffles ]

No.

I want my own home.
I want to set my own roots.

I want, you know, my daughters
to be in, you know,

amazing schools, in the right
kind of relationships

when they get older,

don't set a bad example.

I just don't feel like
I've shown them that yet.

And it's scary.

♪♪

♪♪

Good morning, baby.

Oh, god, I have
to drive two hours.

Oh, god.

Oh, boy.

I bought too much stuff.

[ Sighs ]

I feel like it backfired.

My intention was good.

So what do I do tonight?

Stacey: We're about to go to
Connecticut and meet the family.

I know Darcey's gonna be there,
and after last night,

I don't know what to expect.

I hope my sister comes around
and... Forgives me and...

Mm.

You're right.

Yeah. That's why I love you,

'cause you're just
my voice of reason.

I understand that Darcey
is really upset,

but Florian needs
to meet my family,

and I just hope that she could
push that aside and be cordial

and just let it go.

Because this really means
a lot to me right now.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Horn blaring nearby ]

Once we get on the highway...

Just need to focus
on the road right now.

[ Horn honks ] Oh, [bleep]

This car just...

Don't... what do you mean, wait?

Please, let me drive, baby.

Okay? You just scared me.

Babe, please.

You've never even
driven a car in your life.

Babe, please.

It is not fun to drive
in the car with Florian.

He's definitely
a back seat driver.

But he doesn't even have
a driver's license.

He's ever even driven a car.

He has, like, a little scooter.

It looks basically
like a bicycle

with, like,
a little motor on it.

He made it himself, I think.

♪♪

We're in Connecticut, baby.

Mm-hmm.

This reminds me
of the first time

when I went to go
see you in Albania

and then, we drove to Greece.

Agh! That was so nice.

I'd love to go back.

You think maybe you wanna go

on a honeymoon there, to Greece?

Santorini, or...?

It's like you're so talkative

when we're in Albania,

but then, you're here,
it's like...

It's like forcing you to talk.

Yeah, but I don't
want it to be like that.

I just want it to feel natural.

I don't know.

[ Laughter ]

Okay, it's on this side,
the left side... the Airbnb.

I'll show you.

Darcey and I have been living
at our dad's house

in Middletown,
but my dad has a rule...

No men sleeping in the house.

Okay...

Literally in a couple days.

And you've already discussed
with him the situation

in the house,
where we're not allowing...

And it's not just Florian.

It's any man that come
and live in our house.

Yeah, and I agree with that.

I want no man in the house.

So, I respect his rules.

I mean, it's just
a little Airbnb for now.

I hope it's as nice
as it is in the pictures.

♪♪

Alright, here it is.

Here's the apartment.

It's cute. It's like
a little Dollhouse, right?

Yeah, I know.

There's a salon inside.

[ Gasp ]

Uh-oh. That was weird.
I heard something.

Did something...

I'm trying to turn it off.
I don't even know how.

[ Whistles ] - I don't know...

I don't know [bleep]

I don't know how to turn it off!

[Bleep] [Bleep] [Bleep] [Bleep]

♪♪

Woman: One, two, three, yes.
Bring it back.

Work. Right hand, left foot.

No. Stop, mom.

I try not to act
like a dance mom.

Oh, sh**t. Oh, wow. Okay.

[ Both laughing ]

Oh, my god.

Things are serious now,
though, guys.

You know what I mean?

This is it, you know?
Now or never.

As long as Florian doesn't have

any other pics
with anybody else,

then we will be good.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Knocks on glass ]

I haven't touched it!

Only when you tell me!

[ Knocks on glass ]

What? What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What's the problem?
What's the problem?

I'll fix it later.

It won't let...

Fix it later!

I wanted to leave it alone.

You're the one that tried
to fix it in the rain.

You're the one trying
to fix it in the rain. Okay.

Florian is definitely
hot-headed.

He says things
and, you know, sounds crazy.

I know you're
just trying to help.

Couldn't figure out
how to turn it off.

But he needs to stop
losing his damn mind

over this windshield wiper.

[Bleep] Happens.

Well, we'll fix it later.
Don't worry.

I hope you like
our new place, babe.

Get the bags.

This is not how I wanted
my first day in Connecticut

with my fiancé to go.

[ Sighs ]

You know, just too many
things at once,

and I just feel like
we're not off to a good start.

I'm sorry. I just kept turning
it off and then it just was...

Okay.

I know. Let's forget about it.

'Cause we have the family
dinner tonight

and... let's put
this behind us, okay?

Okay. Alright.

I do want us to move past this

because, you know, we have
my family to meet tonight,

and I really don't want him or I
to carry this negative energy.

It's been five years
in the making.

This is the first time
he's gonna be meeting them.

I want to come across
as a strong couple.

Okay.

I love you. I love you, too.

♪♪

Darcey: You guys ready to
dance, get your groove on?

Here. Aw, thank you, babe.

Later tonight, Stacey is going

to introduce Florian
to my family.

I'm still hurt by what she did,

but right now, my main focus has
and always will be my daughters.

[ Laughs ] You got it, girls.

Oof. Let's dance.

Aniko and Aspen love
making little dance videos,

and I'm really excited
to take them to dance class.

You guys have fun.

You got swag.

Alright, ladies. You ready?

Alright. We're gonna be starting
with our left foot.

One, two, hit, three, four,
and five, six, seven, eight.

Hey!

Okay, girls. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yes. Work. Work it.

One more time.

No. Stop, mom.

One more time from the top.

Get it, Aspen.
Five, six, seven...

I know I'm acting
like a dance mom,

but I try not to.

Oh.

Woman: Shove it to the left,
the right.

Work it, girls. I remember
those days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

One, two, three...

I don't want to be one of those
dance moms that are like,

"go, girls."
Dance mom. Dance mom.

...and one, two, three...

We didn't have moves like that
when I was younger.

Oh, my god.

[ Both laughing ]

You should be embarrassed.

Oh, sh**t. Oh, wow. Okay.

I am a little bit
embarrassed by that.

Just a little bit.

♪ I'm gonna take you high ♪

♪ I never need your love ♪

♪ gonna take you high ♪

♪ I never need your love ♪

Woman: Pinch on your pose.
One, two, down.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Love it.

Yeah!

That was fun.
That wasn't that bad.

Good. One more time. Right
hand, left foot. [ Cellphone chimes ]

You go one, two, three...

I just got a text message
from Georgi,

the hot Bulgarian masseuse
that I've been talking to.

He's sweet, he's caring,
he's freaking gorgeous.

He's giving me all
the attention I desire.

But I decided
to postpone meeting him.

Because I did come
to the decision that I need

to go to therapy for myself
to really let things go

before I enter any
new relationship.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Just got chills. [ Chuckles ]

So, I made the appointment
for me and Stacey

because she was willing
to go as well.

But obviously things are still
tense between Stacey and I

'cause she met Tom,

and I feel a little
uncomfortable

about seeing
Stacey and Florian tonight.

It's great to watch the girls,
really nice.

Woman: Hit, scoop, big scoop.

♪♪

I'm so hungry.

Hi, gramps.

Hey. Hey.

This place is nice.

Yes. - Yeah, finally.

I am excited to meet him.

Aww. Finally. It's been
years in the making.

Yeah.

What do you think, grandpa?

I'll just wait and see.
I'm neutral.

I mean, obviously,
it's what she wants.

I don't know if Florian
can fit in with the family.

I have wanted to meet Florian
for five years.

He doesn't have to prove
[Bleep] to me.

He has to prove it
to Stacey, okay?

I'm her father. If he [bleep]
with her, I'll [bleep] with him.

Shake his hand.

No, just do, like, the...

The bro hug.

Hey, guys.

Nancy: Oh, hi, Stacey.

How are you doing?

Stacey: Hi. Hey, Florian.

Hello. I finally meet you.

Thank you. Ooh, you smell good.

Oh, Nana. [ Chuckles ]

Darcey: Aw. Aw.

He seems nice.
I mean, he is nice.

Aspen: Like, we've been
waiting for this day,

honestly, for five years.

Like, I hope this works out
for Stacey and Florian

because he sacrificed
so much to come here.

Really needs to love a person
to do that. I takes a lot.

Especially leaving his family
and stuff. It's kind of hard.

So... Anything for love.

Aww.

Nana's blushing.

I'm turning red, huh?

Aww.

Stacey:
You made him nervous, mom.

I made him... no.

So, how big is your family?

In Albania, family's
number one? Important?

Number one. The most important?

We think the same.

I know it's early,
but when you get a chance,

after you relax...

Just you and I
have a short chat.

Not today. Today is
your day to just relax.

So, you want to meet
at 3:00 tonight?

[ Laughter ]

Not me. I'm sleeping.

[ Laughter ]

Stacey: My dad and
Florian are creating a bond.

It just warms my heart
that they're accepting him.

Yeah, I just...

[ chuckles ]

You play any sports?

Everybody in Europe
plays soccer, right?

We're gonna take Florian
to do a little boxing.

Oh, the boxing, yeah. Nice.

[ Laughter ]

You're like, "no, no!"

It's not cardio boxing,
like the girls.

Like Nancy, she does boxing.

[ Laughter ]

But we have a coach.

You can learn some skills.

Yeah.

She can even come.
It's good exercise.

She has to cut
her nails, though.

[ Laughter ] Oh, yeah.

The conversation's going well,

but I still believe that I would
need more time with Florian,

some private time with him.

How do you say hello?
How do you say hello

in Albanian?

- Hello?
- Hello.

- You can say hello.
- What?

You don't say hello?

- They don't have a phrase?
- Yes.

Pershendetje. - pers...?

Oh.

[ Laughter ]

Two reasons. I'm on vacation.

[ Laughter ]

No, I came here
for an extended vacation,

and I wanted to be
around the grandkids.

The second part is now
China has this virus.

And it's hard to go back.

But I'm gonna try to go back.

The apartment where
you're staying okay?

- Yes, it's good.
- It's comfortable. It's just...

It's convenient
until we figure out

where we really
want to stay, you know?

We want to pick something
together that we both like.

[ Sighs ]

Darcey: Everyone's
loving on Florian right now.

Last night really upset me,

and I would have appreciated it
if Stacey

would have pulled me aside
or talked about it or something.

I don't think
that she understands

how I felt about all this,

and I can't sit here feeling
that energy

and being fake about it all.

Stace, you want
to meet me over there?

I'm gonna get a soda.

Do you guys want anything?

- No.
- Okay, I'll be right back.

I know that Darcey's pissed off

because of the other night.

I'm just really hoping
that she could push that aside

and be cordial
and just let it go.

♪♪

♪♪

Darcey: Stace, you want to
meet me over there for a sec?

Okay, I'll be right back.

Right now, the tension's so
high, I can't even deal with it.

I feel like we just need
to talk it out.

♪♪

Is everything good?
Are you okay?

- I'm good.
- I mean, you just kind of

stormed off, like, in a huff.

Yeah, I did.

You said your piece,
but I just need you guys

to let me deal
with my own relationships,

past relationships,
whatever it is.

I mean, I told you
I had good intentions,

and I still do, so...

You said Tom thought I
needed some therapy sessions.

Well, that's what
he had suggested.

He said that he thought
maybe you could benefit

from it because he did.

I didn't go there thinking
he was going to say that.

So, don't blame me.

We don't need another
repeat of last night.

Let's just get over it.

Just, you know,
let bygones be bygones.

Fair enough.

So, tomorrow,

I might
take you up on your offer.

You said you would go, too.

So, I made us
a therapy appointment,

if you'd like to go.

I mean, I think this is
more about your relationship,

but... Oh.

Yesterday, you said
you were going to go.

I don't think it's a bad thing.

I just feel like
for myself personally,

I have too many things on
my plate right now, you know.

For me, it's not the best time.

I'm happy that Darcey booked
a therapy session,

but she should be doing this
for herself before I join her.

Florian just got here

and I'm not going to leave him
on his third day in America.

Well, you did say you were
willing to go when you

put me on the spot like that.
- Yes, but I didn't say, like,

the next day.
- Oh. Well, I take action.

- Darcey, you know we have
- Stacey, you...

Less than 90 days to...

- cool. One session
- to figure this out.

Isn't gonna hurt you, but okay.

I'll let you know
how it goes, then.

- That's fine. I'm happy for you.
- Okay.

Cool.

It's disappointing
to see that Stacey

won't even spend one hour
with me to go to therapy.

I'm still committed to focusing
on myself with or without her.

Enjoy your fiancé.

Let's go eat.

I feel bad that I can't go
to the therapy session with her,

but I didn't realize
that she was going to

book the appointment so fast.

I want to be there for her,

but I can't just drop everything

in a split second.

I'm going to
put my priority where I need to.

Well, let's welcome
Florian to America, guys.

- Welcome to America.
- Welcome to America.

Welcome to meeting
with the family.

- Cheers!
- Yes. Welcome home.

Family for life.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Mike: The other night,
dinner went well...

[ Honks horn ]

But I felt that I would
still need some

private time with Florian

to go deeper into
understanding him better.

As a father,
I had several concerns

about the pictures
and what happened.

My job is to protect
the happiness

and the security of my daughter.

How are you?

Today is not a bad day.

A little cold.

When I saw the pictures
of Florian

in compromising situations,
my logic was

we will have a man-to-man chat
about that situation.

All parents want their children
to be in a relationship

that's honest and up front,

but with Florian,
I'm not sure yet.

Walking in the woods.
There's trails back here.

Through my experience,
I learned,

if you're going to ask
someone tough questions,

do it privately.

Do it where there's
nobody else around.

We got to be careful.
There's bears up here,

and wolves.

You're not afraid of them?

You sure? I am.

[ Laughs ]

They say, and this
I can't understand,

if a bear attacks you,
don't move.

Just stand still.

Oh, are you [bleep] crazy?
I'm running.

[ Both laugh ]

As long as I can run
faster than you,

I'm okay. [ Both laugh ]

Um...

There's been some noise,
as you know,

on some photographs...

You and another woman.

What the [bleep]
is that all about?

Is that real, not real, or what?

Nothing there?

Alright.

Alright.
No more stuff like this.

Man to man,
this is done, alright?

I want my daughter happy.

She seems to be happy.

I'll take you at your word.

Alright, guy.

You can call me "Mickey".

Tell me the most
significant issues

that are going on
with you at this time.

I want to release past baggage.

He wanted a future,
he want a deep relationship,

and he even wanted a kid,
he wanted a son.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Knocking ]

Hi. How are you?

Come on in. - Hi. How are you?

I'm good, thank you.
- Yeah. No problem.

Thank you.

It's so nice to meet you.
My name is Monica.

Please, make yourself
comfortable.

Thank you, Monica.
Appreciate it.

I decided to go
to a therapy session.

I want to be open to love
in the right way,

release past baggage,

and not bring that
into something new.

So, we will definitely go
at your pace,

wherever you're comfortable.

If you need a break,
let me know.

- Great. Thank you.
- Sound good?

- Yes.
- Okay.

So, if you had to tell me

the most significant issues

that are going on
with you at this time,

what would you say it is?

I would probably start with

just dealing with
past relationships.

One in particular was
a little bit

more toxic than the other.

What does "toxic" mean for you?

I ignored some red flags and...

What were those flags?

Well, I was older than him.
He was much younger than me.

And, when I give, I give
heart, you know? My heart.

And just really feel like
it wasn't reciprocal.

Like he wanted a future,
he wanted, you know,

a deep relationship,
and he even wanted

a kid, he wanted a son.

Jesse and I, you know,
we said we loved each other,

we said we wanted
a future together,

and he wanted a child.

Talked about ivf.

We wanted a boy.

Even named him Maximus.

I just don't know why
he would say all those things

and then treat me the way
he treated me.

We just never got
to that stage, you know,

of, you know, engagement.

He gave me a promise ring,
so it was...

That was kind of
confusing, but...

'Cause the expectation was more?

Yeah, I just felt there was
a lot of control issues.

I started to feel like
it was chipping away at me,

so my self-worth felt lower.

Mm-hmm.

Can you tell me the last time
you were in a situation

with a partner
where you felt safe,

where you felt like you
could trust that person?

Right.

Did you feel that at any point
with the last relationship...

I thought I did
with the last one. Tom.

So I basically knew Tom for like

four years before we
finally met in person.

The friendship was established?

Which is foundational,
and it think

- yeah.
- That's important, so that's good.

I felt like he was, you know,

like a shoulder to lean on, too,

and he listened to me
and he gave me advice.

- So he was positive?
- He was positive.

And I really felt like, "wow."

And, he's, you know,
a little bit more my age.

He's a few years younger,
but he had a similar life,

traveled around a lot.

That commitment was never
really 100% established.

I just... I don't know.
I thought...

I don't know. I thought
he really loved me.

I mean, I told him everything

about my past,
what I don't want.

Did you tell him
what you do want?

Have you ever said to him,
or any potential partner,

"these are my expectations.
I want you to hold my hand

when we're taking a walk outside.
- No.

I need you to open
the door for me.

I need you to do these things
to make me feel safe"?

No, I've never been like that.

As long as you accept
what someone gives you,

they're going to continue
to give it to you.

Right.

Why do I get stuck in
these relationships

where I feel like
I'm being, you know...

- Never good enough?
- Mocked or not good enough?

Maybe I felt I didn't
deserve that or something.

I felt like I deserved the
negative... yeah, I did.

Who told you that you didn't
deserve those things?

I don't know.

Can you remember any pivotal
moment in your life

where something occurred,
where it was like, "oh, okay,

everybody else is okay to
have that, but Darcey's not"?

I don't know.

Sometimes, things
will happen to us

and we repress it,
but it lingers.

So, tell me about your
relationship with your dad.

He was gone a lot,
you know? He worked hard

to support the family,

and my mom, they divorced
when we were, like, 12.

So, we missed, like
spending time with him

and us being like a family.

My sister and I
had an older brother

that was three years
older than us.

Michael. Okay.

Tell me about Michael. Was he...

Did he kind of take over

that paternal role
for you in the house

because your dad
was gone so much?

Yeah, he had to be, like,
a father-type role.

And what's your relationship
like with your brother now?

He's passed away.

Yeah, he had a really rare
form of cancer.



and passed away at 27.

Everybody loved Michael.

He was the only boy
in the family.

He was, you know,

he was very motivated,
and a protector.

Actually, the last silva.

I'm sorry.

It okay.

It's not okay.

♪♪

Growing up, I felt always
protected by Michael,

especially because,
every few years,

we would move to a new place.

It was hard because our dad,

he just wasn't there 100%,

and my brother held that
together while my dad worked.

Considering your relationship
with your dad

and the dynamics
of what your life

was like growing up
and the constant movement,

the constant distance,
and he's home, he's not home,

he's here, he's not here,

you became accustomed to that,
almost like a distanced love.

Where it's like,
"I love you, from here,

over Skype, over the phone."

Ultimately, your goal is
"no, I want the unit."

I do want the unit.

The areas that you may
want to consider

working on would be having
your voice be heard,

loving yourself more, and not
holding on to guilt or anger

and just taking more time
to kind of self-reflect on you

and what parts
you want to work on

to have your next relationship

be something
that's more healthy.

I'm glad I did therapy
because it helps me

kind of realize
more about myself.

I want to be able to ask
for things

that I do want in a relationship

because I do deserve that.

I shouldn't be scared
to ask what I want.

♪♪

We're asking you, can we trust
you? Can Stacey trust you?

I hope Florian's trustworthy
and Stacey will not put up with

any [bleep]

No, no, no.

Stacey: Where are you going?

♪♪

♪♪

This place is like


Hi! How are you?

Tonight, Florian and I are going
to meet my besties

from Connecticut,
Debbie and Reina.

Reina was a childhood friend

and then we were introduced
to Debbie by Reina.

I'm excited for Florian
to meet Debbie and Reina

and really get to know them.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Hi, Reina.
- Hello, mama.

Hi, gorgeous. How are you?

Good.

- Florian.
- Look at this beautiful woman.

Aww. Thank you for coming.

You look gorgeous. - I miss you.

Florian in the flesh
is like so weird to me.

It's been so long.

This is so weird. It's surreal.

It is. It's surreal.

Oh, my gosh.

[ Stacey chuckles ]

I see Stacey's so happy,
but I definitely have concerns

about the pictures of Florian
with that girl.

I hope Florian's trustworthy,

and Stacey will not sit there

and put up with any [bleep]

Cheers, guys. Welcome.
Welcome to America.

Thank you guys for coming.

Welcome to the silva twins.

Yes. Yeah.

I can't believe
he's sitting here.

I know.

I was really starting to believe

he was fictional.

He's all real.

So, Florian, like, tell us,
like, what do you think?

You know, like being in Albania,

coming here, like...

Different language? Yep, mm-hmm.

How do you feel, being here,
with the time difference?

Yeah.

It can be a lot, at first.

It gets overwhelming, you know?

Albania, it's like very quiet

and more, you know, reserved.

- Yeah.
- Here?

We're loud, you know?
- I know. Right?

- It's different, you know?
- It is.

- It's an adjustment.
- It's fast-paced.

- It's very past-paced.
- Yeah.

But it's a very,
very good country

to be in, Florian.

Things are serious now,
though, guys.

- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

This is it, you know?

Now or never.

Or he has to go back home.

The pics of you guys
are awesome.

You know, you show
a lot of love online.

As long as Florian
doesn't have any other pics

with anybody else,

then we will be good.

I didn't know that Deb and Reina
saw the photos.

I'm assuming Darcey
probably showed them.

I didn't think that this will be
a topic of conversation.

Florian's not going to like it,

and I just hope
that he doesn't get upset.

I felt betrayed, and I was hurt,

and he knows that. And...

But at the end of the day,
I choose to believe him.

And he said he learned a lesson.

Reina: I want to hear
it from him.

Don't speak for him, honey.

Honey, talk to us.

I'm just going to zip it.

Before you two tie the knot,
we just wanted to make sure

that he's here
for the right reasons, for you.

Of course.

Florian, you're thinking
into it too much,

thinking into it too much.

It's just questions.

He doesn't like questions.

We just want everything
to be peaceful,

but we have to meet you first
and you have to pass

the friend test.
We're asking you

- [ banging glass on table ]
- If we can trust you.

We're asking you,
can we trust you?

Can Stacey trust you?

Shh.

No, don't tell me to "shh."

Shh.

You "shh."

You don't want to answer them.
I get it.

Okay.

Florian, you know why?
Because listen, listen, listen.

You're going to marry her.

That's for life.
- Hold on. Hold on.

Florian, here's why...

Listen, looney tune.

Listen to me.

Hold on.
Everybody just slow down.

Slow down. Slow down.

They're not attacking you.

Stop getting upset.

- Florian.
- Relax, relax.

Please.

They're not judging you.
It's okay.

No, no, no. Where are you going?

Where are you going?

♪♪

..."Darcey & Stacey"...

Let me go. Let me go get him.

I'm sorry, you guys.

I don't like it. No.

No, no.

He needs to chill
the [bleep] out

because, right now,
I have cause for concern.

Want to have a fresh start,

and I want Stacey to be able
to have that feeling, too.

I just feel like it's time
to go back and rebrand

and focus on our legacy again.

This is what we created
together and started together.

I just need to know
you're on board.

[ Lid pop ] Ooh! Georgi.

I'm coming, baby.

I feel like I know what I want,
and I definitely want Georgi.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, beautiful lady. - Hi.

[ Squeals ] - Oh, my god.

[ Laughs ] - You have big arms.

More to grab.

Oh, wow.