04x04 - Zunk, Junk, and Dunk

[bunniefuu]

Tonight,

respawning to the spot he just died,

it's Zac Oyama.

Aw, come on.

Shush, he just
put the baby to bed.

It's Jacob Wysocki.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, so much noise.

Turn the music down.

Y'all be quiet now.

And a 1950s husband
coming home from work,

it's Devin Field.

- Honey, I'm home.

The commute was m*rder.

If you need me, I'll
be drinking in the den.

And if you tell the children where I am,

we're getting a divorce.

And they're all here to-

- "Make Some Noise."

- Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"

the game so good we spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

Here's how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before.

Isn't that right, players?

- Yeah, I don't think I have.
- Yes, correct.

- Yeah, that's right.
- They will,

to the best of their ability,
fulfill those prompts,

I will award them corresponding points,

and the winner will go home
with the coveted Golden Ear,

which an angry golden man may want back.

Players,

are you ready to rumble?

- Ready to rumble.

- Yeah.
- Let's get it.

- Zunk, Junk, and Dunk.

- Mm-hmm.

- Kind of a rebrand.

- We're brothers now.

If you say so.

- We're all brothers now.
- As you can see,

we're brothers.

- In that case, it's time for
a little warm-up minigame.

This is a minigame that we
like to call "Back to Basics."

Now I've gotten some feedback

that people miss the earlier, simpler,

more competitive version
of "Make Some Noise."

And so, players, I'm gonna
present you with a sound effect.

You pitch me back what that
sound effect should sound like.

My favorite wins.

- So mine's gonna win?

- Dang, dude.
- If y'all say so.

- You're already sort of bringing

the competitive heat right now?

Oh, sh*t.
- Stop!

Stop!
- Dude, dude.

- Zac.
- Stop.

- Dude.

- Stop.
- We're just being brothers.

- Zac.
- Mm-hmm?

- A tiny bell.

Bold decision there, Zac.
- Yeah, come on.

Quite tiny.

- I'm sorry, you said tiny bell.

- Jacob, that's your go.

Ding,
ding-a-ling-ling-ling.

Ding, ling-a-ling-ling.

Ding ling ling ling.

Da-ling ling.

- I like that a lot, Jacob.

Devin, that's all you.

Oh.

Yeah.

- Oh, the tweezers.

Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

Dee-dee-dee.

- I think that is gonna go
to Devin, as we move on.

Zac, falling into a well.

Whoa- aaaah!

Very immersive, Zac.

Very immersive.

Dunk.

- Hey, y'all need any water or any...

G-aaaahhhhhhhh!

Oh, it's Baby Jessica.

Aaaaaah!

Sploosh.

- Sploosh.
- Now there was a story

about a baby named Jessica

in 1992 maybe?

- I like that yours had a why.

- Junk.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee,

eeeee,

eeeee.

- Oh.
- Oh, f*ck.

Whoa.

- If you've got that in the holster...

- That point goes to Junk.

Thank you.

- Let's do you first, Jacob,

for our last one.
- Okay.

- A three-second Super Bowl ad

that cost half a million dollars.

- These are planes.

Coke.

- Were they emitting Coke?

- Yeah, that's a great...

I'm glad you saw that.

I'm glad you saw that addition.

- I feel like maybe they weren't.

- They were for sure
doing what you just said.

- Zunk.

- These are planes.

Right?

Dorit-

They ran out of time.

- Too much plane.
- Too much plane.

Too much plane.
- Too much plane,

not enough budge'.

- In the edit, they were
like, "We've got two choices."

And they were like, "Planes."

- Planes.

- They're gonna know what Dorit- means.

- I like to imagine that the
planes could have been chips.

- Yeah, they actually,

they were chips.
- But that's just

something I saw.
- They were chips.

Devin.

- These are planes.

Yeah.

Join the Air Force.

- I mean, that one made the most sense.

- Why were they chips and why
were they spewing Coca-Cola?

- I am gonna say that point goes to Zunk.

- Yeah.
- And so the scores are tied

as we head into round one

of our game.

- Wow.

- Zunk.
- Yes.

- The saddest free Craigslist post

in history.

- Free to a good home.

Friendship?

I've been told I'm tough to be around,

to hear, to see, and to hold.

I'm looking for someone to come with me

on my companion ticket to Busch Gardens.

I had a funny thing
where I was sorta ousted

from a group of friends.

And it's funny in hindsight.

It wasn't so funny at the time.

Sort of a breakup gone awry.

They chose the other person,
even though they knew me first.

I'm just wondering if
my internet's working

or if I'm not getting any sort

of traction on this.

You've reached
your character limit

for your Craigslist post.
- Oh.

Thank God.

- Oh, man.

- 52 points for sale, never worn, Zac.

- Oh.
- Wow.

- Junk.
- Yeah.

- The person in front of you at the bank

the one time all year

you have to go inside.

- Everybody on the ground.

Everybody get down.
- Ah!

- Oh, my God.
- Everybody get down

right now, okay?
- Oh, my God.

- Ah!
- No, please.

No, no, no, please, no.

- Ah!
- All right?

Oh, God.

- Here's the thing.

I don't want any money.

And you're probably
asking, what are you doing?

I have a lot of ideas.

And I need some people

to just kinda listen to
see if they seem good

or if they seem slightly off base, okay?

- Okay, okay, just don't hurt me.

- Yeah.

- Something that I've been
thinking a lot about is like,

what's too much eagerness?

Like, can you like

something too much?

- Is this for something?

- No, these are just
sort of what I've been

generally thinking about.

- You don't want money?

- Not at all!

Can you be too eager?

- Of course.

You could scare people
away if you're overeager.

- What does that look like?

- Well, it looks like
coming on too strong,

sending too many texts.

- Yeah, you kinda have to
meet people where they are.

You know?
- All right.

So if I'm more eager than them,

I'm making them feel uncomfortable?

- Possibly.
- Don't move!

I'm sorry.

- You trying to get out of this?

- This is an example of the overeagerness

you were talking about.

- That's good to know.

I like you and I like
how we're connecting.

Bang.

You wanna get into the window,

you can go.

Jesus Christ.

- Sorry for k*lling you.

- It's okay, I'm gonna
respawn in the same spot.

Cool.

- Callback.

- 22 points direct deposit for you, Jacob.

- Wow.
- Which brings us to Dunk.

- Correct.

- A post-apocalyptic late-night monologue.

- Hey, another night in
the wasteland, am I right?

God, I had a hell of a weekend.

It was crazy.

I was in the forbidden zone.

I know, I know.

But the radiation swamp was
just the perfect temperature,

so I thought, you know, I'll
bring the kids for a swim.

And before I knew it, one
of them was swallowed whole

by the toxic ooze.

But anyway,

President Bodyslam is in the news again.

Bodyslam not doin' too good.

God, who voted for this guy?

None of us.

It was a military coup.

But you know, he's enforcing
his new no-kissing policy.

Hey, but if he wanted a no-kissing policy,

he should've thought of that
before we all lost our lips

in the fires.

Yeah, yeah.

Give it up to the,

the Sludge band, everybody.

- One, two.
♪ Ah ♪

♪ Ga, ga ♪
- One, two, three, four.

We'll be right back

with Anna Kendrick.

Oh, no!

- Yeah.
- This is soon!?

- Yes, it's very soon.
- Yeah.

- 34 points.

Have you seen this?

Have you heard about this?

- Thanks, that's great.

- Which brings us back to Zunk.

- Mm-hmm.

- A mocap "Planet of the Apes"

monkey self-tape.

Sky people.

No, you have to-

Sorry, I can tell that
you're cutting my head off.

I can tell-
- Well, sweetie,

what am I doing wrong?

- So, Mom.

- What?

- This is a really big opportunity.

I know.

You're doing so good.

You were like a real monkey.

- I know it.

And I just need you to get
my whole head in the frame.

- Okay.
- Because I'm also

gonna be movin' around a little bit,

and I just really need
to feel like you have me.

- You're doing so good.

- Okay, thanks, Mom.

All right.

Sky people.

Sky people have...

Ah.

Sorry.
- You had it.

- No.
- It was so good.

- I'm feeling embarrassed, Mom.

- Why?

- 'Cause you looked away.

- I know, but it was only
because I was crying.

I was so moved.

- Let me just go right into it, okay?

- You've got mail.

f*ck, Mom!

- Sorry, it's my desktop.

- You straight up f*ck' booked it.

- Dude, you booked it.

- Let's say an ooh ooh ah ah
amount of points for you, Zac.

- Huge.

- Which brings us back to Jacob.

- Hi.

- The coroner's report has a whole section

about how fun it was for him.

- Male appears

to be 25 years old.

Cause of death, hydro jet expl*si*n.

He was going about 220 miles per hour

on open water.

Moving down to the ankles.

First of all, this guy's 7'4".

Big guy.

His feet are webbed.

Webbed in a way that
I've never seen before.

I bet he'd be fast at swimming.

His grills are still in.

Pretty cool, really fun.

And his grills say ww.getfucked.com.

Somebody pull that up.

- Tracing.

- Go ahead and just gonna
make a general incision here

right into the sternum.

Smaller man inside this man.

- Help me.

Still alive, this man.

- Help me.

- What do the tattoos mean, sir?

- You alone hold the key.

- Riddle me this.

If I cut you open,

is there a big man inside of you?

- I'll never tell.

Yeah, time of points, 11:57 a.m.

for you.
- Mm-hmm.

- But oh, no! Dunk.

- Uh-oh.

- It would appear as if the next prompt

has a missing word in it.

- What?
- So it's Zac

and Jacob's responsibility-

- Whoa.
- To fill in whatever

that blank is.

- Guys, don't,

don't f*ck me over.

- Your prompt is blank

in the Criterion Closet.
- Oh, no.

Oh, no.

- What's his name?

Recently passed.

David Lynch.

- David Lynch

in the Criterion Closet.

- David Lynch.

- Very likely place for him to be.

- Yeah, it doesn't feel out of character.

- But he's really tiny.

- Yeah, it's actually
really tiny David Lynch.

Wow.

- Cinema is a road.

A long, dark road, and it goes on and on.

I'm here to pick some
of my favorite films.

Wow, I can hardly reach.

Look at this.

Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

A tremendous film made by a
man much bigger than myself.

It's going in the tote bag.

Federico Fellini's "Amarcord,"

his love letter to his childhood.

Hooray.

I, of course, did a love
letter to my childhood

in the film, "Lost Highway."

My childhood was spent
watching p*rn*graphy

at a m*rder*r's house.

If you're watching this, I'm already dead.

- That is technically true.

- It's true.
- Yeah.

- 65 points from an obscure
Turkish director for you.

- Wish I had a name to pull.

- Which brings us to our second minigame.

This is a little minigame

that we like to call "Make it Sing."

How it works is, players, I
will present you with an object.

- Mm.
- I will then show you

the object making a noise.

It is your job to make that
same object make said noise.

Does that make sense?

- I think so.
- It makes sense to me.

In that case, I'm going

to invite back to our stage, Malachai.

Son of a b*tch.

- Hey.
- Great to see you again,

my friend.

- Oh, hi.
- Malachai.

- Malachai, take it away
whenever you're ready.

Wow, that was beautiful-

- Thank you.
- Malachai.

- Thank you.

f*ck.

- Now what is this that you're playing?

- This is a Renaissance
hümmelchen bagpipe.

- Wow.
- Hümmelchen meaning

little bumblebee.

- Ah.
- Wow.

I'm going to ask, Devin,
for you to go first.

- Makes sense.

Set the curve, you know?

Thank you.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yup.

Of course, we hold it the normal way.

Ha!

- When the Cialis kicks in.

- For only two seconds.

Wow.

Devin, way to go.

- You know, it's hard.

- Good work out there.
- It's hard.

- Zac, I think you're up.

- Yes.
- Blow tube,

finger holes.

- Now-
- Bag.

- Okay.

This is a great strategy,

by the way.

Find the holes first.
- g*dd*mn it.

- Uh-huh.

- These bees are sick.

- Great job.
- Yikes.

- Thanks.
- Great job.

Thank you.

- Jacob.
- I'm good, thanks.

No, it's not optional.

- So consent doesn't exist

on "Make Some Noise"?

That's interesting.

This looks pretty natural.

- There's more holes than you think.

- Thumb hole, thumb hole.

g*dd*mn it.

He's gettin' nasty with it.

Gettin' nasty.

Someone's getting lucky
at the tavern tonight.

God.

Wow.
- One-handed.

Hey.

That's just...

- We're gonna bust.

- A vibrator dying.

- It has a mind of its own.

- Thank you very much.

- Wow.
- Thank you, great job.

- I found a minute there,
and then it slipped.

- The person who got the
most legitimate sound

of that thing was doubtlessly Jacob.

- Undoubtedly.
- Jacob, that point goes

to you.
- Wow.

- I needed it.
- Malachai, everybody.

Hey, and Malachai-

- Yeah?
- You're not gonna

wanna wash that.

- That brings us to round two,

where our players will
now test their talents

in teams of two.

- Nice, dude, nice, dude.
- Pshh.

- Zunk.

- Yes.
- And Junk.

"Mad Max: Fury Road" driver's ed.

- It can be nerve-racking out there,

mm-hmm.
- It's my first time

on the Fury Road and-
- Mm-hmm.

I'm just gonna be kinda
hangin' on the outside.

Okay.

- Hey, I'll be here every step of the way.

- Goggles on.

- Yeah, that's step one,

goggles on.
- Okay.

Shoulder blades attached.
- Spiked, yup.

- Spiked.
- Mm-hmm.

- Hands at ten and two.

g*ns at, uh,

three and nine,

and I will ease in.

- Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You didn't check your mirrors-

- Oh, right.
- And you didn't talk

to the guy who plays bass on the back.

- Check in with me.

- Sir, are you good?

- The Doof Warrior is ready to ride.

- Okay.

Uh, I'm gonna put it

into drive and I'll hit that NOS.

All right.
- Absolutely.

Hold it, fight it.

Fight the Gs, hold it.

Now it's gonna seem

like this wall-
- Yeah!

- You won't be able to make
it, but you can make it.

Good, yes.

Good to do.
- Ah!

Witness me.

- Now, parallel,

you're just gonna-
- Mm, mm.

Mm, mm, mm.
- Parallel park.

- Oh.
- You're gonna parallel park,

parallel between that tank-

- Okay.
- That looks like a boat-

- Yeah.
- And that boat

that looks like a tank.

Yes.
- Witness me again.

Ah.
- Don't squish the bass guy.

- You've got a lot of space back here.

Are you there?

- That's what the show's all about, baby.

- I like that.
- Oh, damn.

Well, 45 points done entirely
with practical effects

for the both of you.

- Wow, huge.

- Which brings us to Junk and Dunk.

- Correct.

- A Chipotle employee is
psyched about what's goin' on

in your burrito bowl.

- I'm hungry today.

- Yeah, okay, great.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let's get started.

- I wanna do a bowl.

- Yes.

I wanna do a bowl.

- Yes, king.
- Yes, yes.

- Go off.
- Yes, yes.

I want the tortilla-

- Shut the f*ck up.

- At the bottom of the bowl.

Have you heard about that?

- Not reinventing the damn wheel.

Jesus.
- Yeah, man.

- All right, tortilla at
the bottom of the bowl.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Keep cookin'.

Um...

We're gonna do this together, brother.

Hit me.
- Okay, okay.

Rice?

- Yeah, dude.

- Yeah!
- Yeah, dude.

White rice!
- Got it!

- White rice!
- Got it, dude!

- Can I get a little bit more, though?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Can I get a little bit more?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is the big question.

I've been wondering how you're gonna go

with this one.
- Uh-huh.

- I've been wonderin'

which way you're gonna go

with this one.
- I knew you were thinking.

As soon as I walked in-
- This is the big,

this is the one.
- You had it on your face.

"Where's he goin'?"

- Black or pinto?

- Both!

Ah!

- Both!
- Oh!

Oh, oh!

We got a g*dd*mn innovator.

Protein?
- Yeah.

Give me the chick chick.

- Chick chick is like
the craziest f*cking way

I've ever heard someone say chicken.

Oh, no.

That's f*cking, but that's-

- Nobody said that before?

- I wanna get married to you.

- Whoa, yes, yes.
- Wow, you're the best.

- All good.
- Yes, okay, okay,

all right.
- Yes, so good.

- Lettuce?

- No.
- And then,

all right, cheese, man.

Cheese, dude, the dairy.

The dairy.

- Yeah, man, yeah, man.

- I want enough cheese
to back me up for a week.

- This guy's lactose into-ler-ant, baby.

Let's do it.

Let's slather it on.

And I know your salt of
the earth is guacamole.

It's extra.

- I'm going no guac.

- Wow.

- Yeah.
- A man who knows

when his meal is complete.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- I'm sorry, I just-
- Hey, sir, brother.

This was goin' perfect, dawg.

And I was like ready to
f*ck' leave it all behind,

but you forgot somethin' huge, dude.

- What?

- You didn't ask me
about the salsas, dude.

You went straight from lettuce

to cheese, dude.

And you didn't even bring up the salsas.

You'll never hear from me again.

- Wait.

Ding-ling, ding ding ding.

- Ice water and shredded cheese, please.

Together?

- I don't know if anybody noticed,

and I know how people
love Easter eggs here

at Dropout TV.
- Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.
- The bell on the door,

on the exit-

- That's the bell.
- Tiny bell,

the tiny bell from earlier

in the episode.
- Ah.

- Wow.
- Oh.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

- Yeah.
- Six points that are extra.

Is that okay?

- Yeah.
- Dunk.

- Yes.
- And Zunk.

- Mm-hmm.
- Coworkers are actually

honest about how they

spent their weekends.

- Nice, little weekend?

- Yeah, it's fine.

- Yeah?

- I got too scared for
my snowboarding lesson.

- What's that?

- I booked a snowboarding
lesson in Big Bear.

- Okay.

- I paid the deposit.

- Uh-huh.
- I drove there

and I rented a board,

and that first moment

when you put your boots on

and you walk in the snow
out to where they have a-

It was a group lesson.

And it wasn't even an intimidating group.

I just turned around and I drove home.

Really?

Wow.
- How was your weekend?

- It was okay.

Just kinda hid from my wife.

- Ha!

- My wife's upset with me

because of some repeat behaviors that I,

um, kinda refuse to deal with.

So things have been just kinda frosty.

And I ended up saying

I had a bunch of yard work to do,

but I was actually just
kinda sitting in our shed,

and I was just texting some
buddies of mine from college,

being like, "Hey, remember
when we used to get so drunk?"

And no one replied.

And then my wife saw that I
hadn't been doing any yard work,

and she came out and, you know,

she was like, "I'm worried about you.

You're so distant.

Why are you like this?"

So I went for a long drive.

- I thought I passed you.

- I was going up the mountain.

You were comin' down?

- I was crying.

I was crying, yeah.

And then Sunday, uh...

- Yeah, point for every
step taken all weekend.

- That's right.
- Damn.

- Which brings us back for the last time

in round one to Zunk.

- Gotta have it.

- And Junk.

- Gotta have it.

- "The Most Dangerous Game";
the least dangerous guys.

- Do you see anyone yet?

- I wasn't lookin'.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- What kinda tree is this?

- Careful, it's got the thorns.

- Ooh.
- I don't,

I forget what they call,

but they're like-
- Ow.

- Yeah, they have little thorns and stuff.

You know what I mean?

There's a lot of them
in like UCLA and stuff.

There's a lot of these, yeah.

Hey.
- Oh.

Do you think

you'd wanna hang out outside

of this sometime?
- I was gonna say,

a lot of the reason

I came here was because

there's a male loneliness epidemic.

Absolutely, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, and I'm just feeling-
- I just feel like

I don't have a third space

to meet people.
- A third...

And it's like it's maintenance-

- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Oh, hey, look, there's
a turkey tail fungus

on the tree.
- Yeah.

Oh, turkey tail.
- Yeah, turkey tail.

Yeah, those are really good

to eat, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

Do you feel like we
should've shot that guy?

- What guy?

- There is a guy that is walking by.

And I'm kind of pretending
like I don't see him.

- I don't have a k*ller spirit.

- I don't have a k*ller spirit either.

- I don't have a-
- Do you like LEGOs?

- For sure, for sure.
- I have a-

- Did you know that...

Go ahead, you first, sorry.

I got excited.

- All right, what's your
favorite one on three.

One, two, three.

- Millennium Falcon.
- I have "Starry Night."

I have "Starry Night."
- "Starry Night"?

I have "Starry Night."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ah, I love that.

Oh.

I kinda wanna befriend these guys.

- Yeah.

- 45 points hung above the
mantelpiece for the both of you.

Ah.

- Which brings us to Junk.

- Ah.

- And Dunk.

- Ah.

- 25% off

at the Cuck Chair Depot.

- I'm Benny.

This my brother-

- Dave.

- Are you tired of sitting on bad chairs

when you watch your wife
get f*cked by another man?

- I know I was.

We've got a line

of cuck chairs vetted by the
biggest cuck I've ever met.

Let me show you our cuck chairs.

We've got corner of hotel room.

- Extra humiliating.

- 25% off or more if you
browbeat me about it.

Then we have cold metal office chair.

- Now, some of the perks of this one

is that it has a full 360 spin.

So no matter where your
wife is getting railed,

you won't miss a beat.

- I don't wanna miss a
second of the action.

Hey, brothers.

Oh.

- I just wanted to ask if you had heard

about the cuck doorway.

- 45% off a new item, the cuck doorway.

- Sometimes you don't wanna
commit to sitting in a chair

and watching the entire act

of someone else making
love to your betrothed.

- Sometimes the gravity of the situation

is simply more than you
could've ever imagined

when you agreed to do it,

and you need to be able to
leave at a moment's notice.

- Yeah.
- And sometimes

the fear grips you

and everything in your
body tells you to go,

but you must watch.

- Oh, man.

Wow.

That's a good deal.

- Some sort of sex number.

- Trying to think of one.

- No one's ever cracked it.

- Gosh, it's gotta be out there.

- 10.



- Oh.
- Yeah, that.

- Ah, yeah.
- Ah.

- Ah.
- Oh.

- Number 10.

- Which brings us to the
last prompt of round two.

Dunk.
- Yes.

- And Zunk.

Oh, God.

- Street canvasser
versus conflict avoider.

- Hey, do you have a second

to talk about the environment?
- Uh,

um, I'm actually going into jury duty.

- No, that's fine.

- Yeah.
- This is only gonna take

one minute of your time
and it's really important,

okay?
- Uh, yeah.

- Now let me ask you something.

Do you use our national forests?

- I, well, I've been to,

I've been to-
- Do you ever recreationally

hike in the national forest?
- Yeah, I have.

I've been-
- Just hold on one second.

This will only take one second.

- I went to Yosemite, I guess, so.

- So you're someone who cares

about conservation

and public spaces, are you not?

- I, I mean, I definitely am into it, but-

- Well, look, if you set up
a recurring donation today,

we can make sure that
you protect our nation,

our nation's waterways, okay?

- Oh, yeah.
- We can make sure

that you protect our nation's
waterways and forests.

- Uh-huh.
- Not to mention, of course-

- Yeah.
- Preserved lands,

all right?
- Yeah.

Uh, why don't you talk to my dad about it?

Talk to your dad about it?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Where is he?

He's right here.

- Where?
- He's right here.

Ah, ah, ah.
- Where, where, where?

- Okay, okay, all right.
- Just, just,

just sign up.
- I will, sir.

Okay.
- Just sign up.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I promise I'll sign it.

- Okay.

Stop, stop, stop.

Stop, stop.

You don't even care about the environment.

I do, I promise.

I have 35 minutes until
the babysitter leaves.

- You're the only one

who could save this planet

as we...

No, ah.

Ah.

- Oh.
- Ow.

- Oh, no. Are you okay?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean-
- Ow.

- To hurt you, I-
- Please just help me.

Give me your wallet.

Thank you.

We ran around.

- I'm exhausted.

- Do you have five minutes
to receive a brief 33 points?

- I do.

- Which brings us to our
third and final minigame.

This is a little minigame that we like

to call "Choose Your Character."

How it works is Zac and
Devin are going to be

in the character modification
screen of a video game.

Jacob will be the character
they are modifying.

So players, if you could
take your positions, please.

Your video game is "Scuba
Adventure: Depths Unknown."

- Uh-
- Yeah, choose from one

of the main body types here.

- Okay.

Barrel-chested adventurer.

Should we try that?
- Barrel-chested adventurer,

that's a little safer.
- Okay.

Yeah, let's try that.

What kinda goggles?

- Let's do cartoonishly large.

Check that out.

Way too tiny.

Mm, fogged.

Let's go fogged.

Okay, cool.

He can't see anything.

- Yeah, hair, long, flowing mermaid mane?

Long, flowing?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.
- Gorgeous.

- Boy's buzz cut.

Buzz cut.

Yeah, wow.

- Kind of a stinker now.

- Ha, ha.
- Yeah, yeah.

Should we choose what kinda swimsuit?

- Yeah, yeah.

Old-timey 1920s bathing costume.

That's one, yeah, mm-hmm.

It looks uncomfortable.

- Ah.

Looks a little snatched.

- It's changing his whole attitude.

Yeah, yeah.

- Ah.
- He definitely has a wedgie.

He doesn't like it.

You see?

- Ah.
- He's pickin' at it already.

It's gonna be

hell underwater.
- Why do they have this option

if the character himself-
- Ah.

Is like not liking it?

- I don't like this.

He said,

"Not this."
- "I don't want this."

- "Not this one."
- Okay, other option.

- Change it, change it.
- Change it.

- Change it.
- I'm changing it.

I'm changing it.

- Okay, okay.
- Change it fast.

- Um-
- Full-body wetsuit,

goes even over the face.
- Full-body wetsuit.

- Change it.

What's he saying?

- Change it.

I say change it.

- Okay, trunks that are full pants.

- Full pants.
- Full-pant board short, yeah.

- Ready for the meeting.

- He's ready for the meeting?
- Now that's a stretch to me

because it doesn't evoke business to me.

No, he looks like-

- I have pants on.

I'm ready for the meeting.

- What the hell does that mean?

- What meeting?
- I have a meeting.

I'm in full pants.

- I disagree.

- I have a meeting.

I'm in full pants.

- He can say he has pants on

all he wants.
- Yeah, but it's

full board shorts.

He looks like Fred Durst.

- Full board shorts are like pants.

- Okay, fine.

Change it to-
- I have a meeting.

I'm in full pants.

- Classic Speedo.

- Speedo, yeah.
- Red, white, and blue Speedo

probably.
- Red, white, and blue Speedo.

Yeah, that's good.

- sh*t, right?

sh*t, right?
- Oh.

I think he's happy with-

- We'll just keep it,

whatever.
- All right, fine.

- Okay.
- Okay.

We clicked away

from this menu.
- Can you rotate him back

to the front?

I'm trying to.

It won't do it.

- All right.

Let's, flippers.
- Okay.

Flippers.
- Let's move on

to flippers, okay.
- All right, flippers.

Cement boots.

Yeah, kinda mafia.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, he's gonna sink right to the bottom.

- Can't breathe.

Can't breathe with these.
- He said,

"Can't breathe with these."
- "Can't breathe with these."

He's already dead.

He's...

- He's dead.
- He drowned.

- I can't go forward.

- Does it-
- He's dead.

- It just says, "Game Over."

- That brings us to round three

where our players will now hold hands

and jump into the abyss together.

Yay.

- Zunk.
- Mm-hmm.

- Junk, Dunk.

- Yup.

- Gentlemen, this is
going to be "Round Robin."

Oh.

- Your prompt is these daily
affirmations are a bit off.

- You've k*lled before
and you'll k*ll again.

Dear God, make me a turd.

Oh, sorry.

Dear God, make me a turd so I can fart

far, far, far away from here.

Dear God, make me a turd

so I can fart far, far, far,
far, far away from here.

- They all laughed at you,
but who's laughing now?

Them, still, at you.

- Don't do it.

Don't pick lasagna again.

You're really becoming
the lasagna guy at work.

- Mm, just getting to the
gym is half the battle

because you still have
no idea where the gym is.

- You are a regular guy.

You can enter a space.

You are a regular guy.

You can enter a room.

You are a regular guy.

You can do that transaction.

You are a regular guy.

You know how to answer the phone.

You are a regular guy.

You know what sleep is.

You are a regular guy.

You know how to wake up.

You're a regular guy.

You know how to move through space.

You're a regular guy.

You know what it means to be you.

- Wow, I found that one
strangely inspiring.



- Mm.
- Zunk-

- Mm-hmm.
- Junk, Dunk.

- Yes.
- A24 on ice.

Jesus Christ.

- Do you hear my strange
voice in the darkness?

My voice is so low and there
are no lights that you see.

- I just got done doing a Marvel film.

- Are you staying with me for the weekend?

- Yeah.

- Good.

I won't be around.

I'm leaving.

The house is all yours.

- This cabin?

- The house.

This house, the cabin?

- The house-

- This house?

- Is all yours.

- This house, the cabin.

- Is all yours.

- Hello.

British character actor here.

I mind the house and the grounds,

a place where you might
reawaken your creative spirit.

But first, don't go in the shed,

the shed, the shed.

- What's in the shed?

Bee-ah, wee-ah, wee-ah,

wee-ah, wee-ah, wee-ah.

Drone noises.

- Ba-ring, ba-ring, ba-ring, ba-ring.

- Talk to me.

- It's me, your friend
back home, Michael Cera.

- Hi, Michael Cera.
- Just checking on

how everything's going
out there this weekend.

- It's feeling a little strange

in kind of an off-kilter way.

- You always get in your own way.

Just put your head down and
focus on that creative process.

- You're right.
- I have to go.

My non-threatening wife is calling me.

Okay, there's a shed.

I shouldn't.

- Now I'm just into this movie.

- I shouldn't check the shed.

- Shed, it opened.

- I'm played by Brendan Fraser.

- Oh, that Brendan
Fraser movie, "The Shed."

- I don't wanna hear anybody say

that I didn't pretend like it was on ice.

- Yeah.
- 'Cause I did a little bit.

- You absolutely did.
- I did a little bit.

- Eagle-eyed viewers will find

that we all skated on ice a little bit.

- A25 points for you all.

- Nice, nice.

- Which brings us

to the last prompt-
- Wow.

- of our game.

Fellas,

it's a gift prompt.

- For us?

- Let's see who from.

- Hello, my name is Vic Michaelis.

No way.

- I've been asked to gift a
prompt to Jacob, Zac, and Devin,

three improvisers that
have been very influential

to me personally.

So I wanted to gift a prompt
that really allowed them

to flex their improv
skills and acting skills.

And I thought really hard about it.

And the prompt that I came up with is,

"oops, all step-dads".

Thank you.

Your prompt

from Vic Michaelis-

Oops, all-

- Step-dads.
- Oops, all step-dads.

All step-dads.

- Great audio on that clip.

- That was their second try.

Oh, wow.

- There's something about it

that felt like we have to do it again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really good form.
- Hell yeah.

Got a rocket.
- Work's been payin' off.

- How's Tony?

- We're getting used to each other.

His head is a little bit in the clouds.

And let's just say I'm not a pilot.

Oh.

Oh, jeez, you okay?
- Whoa.

- I'm sorry, I was laughin'.

- How's Josie?

- Not good.
- Yeah.

- Mm.
- No?

- Josie's in the muck and I
don't have a metal detector.

Oh!

- Ow!

Ah, I dropped the ball-
- Oh!

- On my foot.

Oh, my God.
- You all right over there?

- Oh.

- Yeah.
- Hey, I feel you, though.

Hey.

- Perfect.

- How are the twins?

- They have overpowered me physically.

They hit me in the knees, in the neck,

and I go down like a sack of potatoes,

and they kinda have
their run of the house.

Wow.

- I got some tough news
from one of the kids.

- What?

- He thinks he can be a Blue Angel.

- Oh, my.
- Like a pilot?

- Kid's half blind.

- Man.
- His prescriptions

are thicker than mine.

"Top g*n: Maverick"?

More like "Top g*n: Don't Got It."

No, I mean, I'm sorry.

I just...

Yeah, dude.
- Yeah, yeah.

Josie's stealin' from me.

- Oh.
- Oh, oh.

Whoa.
- Whoa.

- Yeah.
- Out in the open or at night?

At night, in the day.

Stuff she doesn't even need.

That's what's confusing.

I'm late to work.

I can't find any of my stuff.

- Awful.
- Then I see it

in a tree outside

and I don't know what to do.

- The twins talk in their
own language when I'm around.

And I think they're plotting to k*ll me.

- I could keep this
going forever and ever.

- All men need is an activity.

- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah.

- That's all we need.
- A third space-

- Yeah.
- And an activity.

- Got 43 points that stepped up.

Ah.

- Which brings us to the end of our show!

- No!
- Say it ain't so.

- Our winner tonight,

Devin Field.
- No.

I knew it.

- Devin-
- I knew it.

I knew it.
- You are the recipient-

- Oh.

- Of the coveted Golden Ear.
- What?

What?

- Well, that does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

- I'm Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Goodnight.