01x09 - Nana's Run

[bunniefuu]

He activity fairs upon us again this

year. There are dozens of clubs, each a

complete waste of time. You must do it.

At least one and many of them require

brand.

Last point.

I don't know which club should I join.

Hey, trash Face. Hey, what's your name,

baby Head? It doesn't matter. But what

does matter is my club dedicated to the

giant Miming Beaver. Did you know there

are only 100 left on Insanus? But with

the right efforts, we can destroy them

too. Hey,

Thrasher. The club

works with the elderly. Can I

count on you and your friends?

Seriously. Absolutely no way. Old people

are like, scary dangerous. I'm lying.

I'm lying. To be here and

I would love to help.

Why are you so freaked out? Didn't you

see that commercial old people are

dangerous old people? Besides their

tiresome stories and troubling bowel

issues, they're also incredibly deadly,

and not in the cool way. When they

turn 90, they go nuclear or worse.

But then the big brains in our government

got an idea. We can use their expl*sive

power against our bitterest enemies. Who

would have thunk it?

Fly on, patriotic citizen, firing the

elderly at our intergalactic enemies.

It's everyone's responsibility.

Is that it?

But if you launch them in time,

they're completely harmless. Now calm

down. Don't embarrass me in front of

me. Me embarrass you. Don't embarrass me.

I'm not embarrassing. If anyones

embarrassing, it's you. Mr. Embarrassing

Man's face. Look at how? Hold him

off, get back to whatever. Nightmare

Realms.

What would you like to see? Pictures of

my grandbabies.

Brilliant.

Hey guys, glad you could make it.

They're pretty excited to get to the

Launchpad, but we need to make sure that

they don't get lost on the way. Have fun,

but stay ahead of them.

You know, literally. All right fellas,

what planet would you like to

attack?

OHK OK pressure target the

snail people of planet as

cargo.

Wow.

Ohh, my hip.

Who is my son Vincent

Lawrence? Our deadliest When? When?

The salt shaker.

What are we doing to

us now? Wow, great job

guys. Most people find the

running of the elderly a

little terrified. Terrified us, ha

ha ha. So many chasing

us. We

missed one and she's about to expire but

I just don't have time to get her. I

suppose we could do it. You're the best.

Now I won't be late for my date with MW.

This old lady is my Nana.

You know, it's funny, I was looking

forward to the day I would explode on

an enemy planet. But now that it's here,

there's a few things I wish I would

have done. I even made a list. Jump

a motorcycle over a hurricane. Blow up a

star. Punch a Unicorn in the face.

This is a long list, but we'll

try our best. Watch her now. She's

grotesque. Look at her age spots. I

better teeth saved too. I'm so Steve

down. I

said that out loud, didn't I?

Get lost.

Better than I am.

Who did that?

Now a good way to get him to speak.

Hey, what a great day. Good times,

good times. Well, all good. Things

must end. Why? Why must they

end? Because I explode, remember? Ohh,

yeah. That. No. We'll turn your

clock back.

Upper body strength.

But we can't leave her here. They might

come for her. Under the bridge.

Escaped prisoners.

Too hard, didn't I?

Just sit tight. All kinds

of things about the elderly. She'll tell

us how to turn your clock back. Thank

you, boys. Never felt

so alive.

So.

OK, let's fire them at the Teddy

Bear planet.

Daddy Bears.

Little lady.

We want to set her clock back so she

doesn't explode. That's a terrible idea.

Don't you know what can happen in the

hours before they expire? Yeah, sure,

sure they could explode or worse. Don't

you 2 watch commercials.

Ohh help.

Orders you.

Scale, just like I paid him

to do. It's a day before

you go nuclear.

I've watched. They're

coming in and give him pay off.

Supposed to commercial. Don't tell me

this is real.

We're working on union.

Ohh.

Vampires. Ohh that's

worse.

She's feeding all over town.

But you know what? We're gonna look back

on this someday and laugh. Really. It's

it's funny. Funny stuff. Yeah, you're

right. This was a serious bonehead move.

Look at all this carnage. Yet it's

hilarious. We really put the world in

jeopardy. Who's. Ohh my dear, was this I

think it was yours. Yeah,

I think you're right. I'm a numb

skull and that's dumb enough to go

along.

Cut that out right now. It's time to get

into the catapult and rocket towards an

enemy planet.

You man. The catapult. I've been blessed

with a beautiful head. I never understood

why I had this gift until now.

Look at my head. It's delicious.

Umm. Mate,

come closer, you can partake

in my tasty life force.

Let the hungry.

It's so good.

Why? Because I trusted you, Nana.

I opened my heart and you

broke it. I should have never

chosen family over an unattainable girl

rager. Rest us. You are wrong.

The life of an old woman

can be lonely, but you have

filled my tired old joints.

Joy, I love you.

Wow, you mean it.

I do. Can

I hate you, Nana? No bad.

Ohh crap.

Order new insanus.

Wait, it's your fragile dude. Hey, Mami.

You'll never talk to me again.

You have to do is become a conquering

hero of the teddy bear planet.

They're not as cute as I've heard.

No, they are not.

Umm.