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04x08 - Grand Finale

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Drag Race Down Under". Aired: 1 May 2021 – present.*
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The show documents Michelle Visage and a panel of judges' search for "Down Under's next drag superstar".

04x08 - Grand Finale

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- Previously on
"Drag Race Down Under"...

- We're having a roast.

- Ah!
- b*tch!

- Now, Rhys, you'll be read
more times than your book.

[laughter]

- If we go bear cruising,
you would bring Manuka honey.

Oh, I thought that was funny.

- Rhys brings the humour
that no one wants.

Yeah, thank you.

- We managed
to find the one person

that's been surrounded by semen
more than Michelle Visage.

Anita Nose Job.

f*ck, sorry, sorry.

- We knew that you'd deliver.

And you did.

You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

Mandy Moobs, shantay, you stay.

Nikita Iman, sashay away.

[tense music]

- Look at the destruction.
- What has she done?

- Oh, my God.

- All right, what has she wrote?

- "Love you, sisters.

I guess it's
a circus show now."

[laughter]

- Look, I was ready to fight
for this final position, hey?

Not one of you girls
was gonna stop me.

- You ate that sh*t up.
- f*cking A.

- Sorry, Nikita.
It was either you or me.

And I'm really happy
that it was me.

[laughs]

Oh, I love her.

- She's been the one
that always had a quip

and always had a remark.

She was a shady c**t, but it
always came with a hug after.

- Don't ever change, Nikita.

- Never, not for anyone.

- I'm happy that I can
be a part of Nikita's

sisterhood moving forward.

I'm really... I'm
really proud of her.

- Top four!
- Yes!

b*tch, finally.

- How did this happen?

Who let this happen?

[laughs]
I made it.

- Do you think this is
the top four that you

expected walking in day one?

- Do you know what I will say?

I was warned about you
before I came, that you

would be an actual threat.

The second that you walked in
and came and sat at my table...

- Your table?
- Yeah, b*tch.

[laughter]

I was like, this b*tch, I'll
see her through to the end.

- You know, I kind of
had the same thought.

And I was like, I don't
know if both of us

are gonna make it
because we kind

of serve the same
delusional, f*cking

idiotic approach to drag.

- You're my dark horse.

You're so talented.
- Thank you.

That means a lot coming
from you, genuinely.

Thank you.

That's not what
I wanted, but OK.

I'm a finalist on
"Drag Race Down Under."

It feels correct.

It feels right.

- Vybe, congratulations.

Another win for you.

- And now you're two.

- Yes.

- So we're doing 3, 2, 1, 0.

- I have a Mini Challenge win,
thank you so much.

- If you're just going
over the whole experience,

this is my crown.

But I think this
is anyone's game,

and I'm ready to slay
whatever comes next.

So let's get out of drag.

I said at the beginning
of this competition

that I wanted to win
against the best.

Looking around this room,
I am with the f*cking

creme de la creme.

- Ow.

f*ck.

- We're all great drag queens.

We are all a perfect
representation

of what "Down Under" drag is.

- You may have three wins,
but I'm not gonna let

you take anything else, b*tch.

We're all ready to absolutely
put on a monster of a show.

- We're hungry f*cking b*tches,
and all we want is to win.

[tense music]

[laughs]

- The winner of "Drag Race
Down Under" receives a one-year

supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills Cosmetics

and a cash prize of $50,000.

Tonight, with !sis Avis Loren,

Rhys Nicholson, and our
extra special guest judge,

Sophie Monk.

- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"

May the best drag queen win

[tense music]

- My fierce final four.

- It's showtime.

We are doing it.

- We all are unique.

We all have our own talents.

- We are gearing up.

- b*tch, it's the
"Hunger Games" of drag.

One person is gonna win
a massive f*cking prize.

- Freya Armani.

- Freya, she is such
an excellent performer.

- Every week, she
solidifies that she's

a force to be reckoned with.

- She came in on
the ground floor,

and she kept taking
the elevator up.

- Because I know I like
my chimney blown out.

- Ooh!

- Never turn your
back on a queen.

- Lazy Susan.

- Lazy Susan is just
a complete mindfuck,

to be completely honest.
- Oh, hello.

How are you?

- She is hilarious.

- The tradie and
the tuckshop lady.

You like this?

- She's just so clever.

Lazy does sh*t that, like, you
wouldn't even think of doing.

- This is the first time I have
seen anything at this level.

Mandy Moobs.

- Mandy is a talented b*tch.

- We shove it up our bum.

- She's funny.

She's kinky.

And she's an incredible sewer.

- This work is incredible.

- When's the real judge coming?

When's Ru gonna turn up?

- Ah!

Vybe.

- Vybe is just
a whole 'nother level.

She's such a versatile queen.

Everything she does, it's just
done with poise and grace.

- We're in the f*cking Outback.

- She's got the charisma.

She's got the funny.

- Rhys, I actually happened to
see you as the emcee of "Down

Under," malnourished child.

- She can do it all.

- Can I get an amen?

- Amen.

- I'm proud to
call you my dolls.

"Down Under's" next
"Drag Race" superstar is...

[upbeat music]

- Four!

- Timing was... oh, what
the f*ck is going on here?

- This is the most
fantastically "Down Under"

thing to ever happen.

"Welcome to the 'Down Under'
season four reunion."

[laughter]

"To find out what happens
next, press a button."

- This is the correct
amount of budget,

a few coloured buttons and a
glittered cardboard sheet.

It is just perfect.

- Hey, b*tches,
it's Lucina again.

Be honest.

Who had the worst
runway look this season?

- That's the most I've
heard her ever talk.

[laughter]

- Should we all say it?
I think we all know it.

- Wait, which one?

- Wait, yeah, let's
say it at the same time

and see if it's right.

- 3, 2, 1.

- Demogorgon!

[laughter]

- Just a beautiful woman
with a monstrous face.

- It's Brenda here.

Freya, asking for
all the thirsty fans,

just how serious was your
relationship with Max?

- That's such a dumb question.

[laughs]

Ugh.

Look, I think Max and I
connected really quickly.

And it was really nice to have.

I'm definitely interested
to see where it

goes after this competition.

- Ooh!

- We shall just see.

- So are you closed off, open?

- We shall see!

- [laughs]

- G'day.

It's Olivia Dreams here.

I want you to turn to the
queen standing next to you

and tell me why
she should be "Down

Under's" next drag superstar.

- Sorry, what did she say?

[laughter]

- Freya, I think that you
represent beauty and brains.

That's why you should
almost win this competition.

[laughter]
- Vybeology.

- Yes.

- You genuinely have one of
the best personalities I have

ever had the chance to meet.

- Thank you so much.

Mandy, you're just, like,
a lesson in excellence in drag.

And I think you're
a really good representative

for our community, not only
for its present and its future

but also its past.

- Vybe.

Lazy, my darling,
out of everyone here,

you are the most
unique character.

You think so out of the box.

You are one of the greatest
queens in Australia.

- Oh, f*ck, Mandy, now
I'm actually gonna cry.

- So we're just so
f*cking good, aren't we?

[laughter]

- Hello, hello, hello.

- We're all, like, questioning
what the hell we're gonna have

to do for this final moment.

Zip me in.
I'm ready.

- My final four, condragulations.

Week after week,
you've exceeded expectations,

overcome obstacles, and
made the world fall in love

with you.

Now you have one
last chance to prove

that you're "Down Under's"
next drag superstar.

#DragRaceDownUnder.

For this week's
Maxi Challenge, you'll be

strutting your stuff to the
original song "The Biggest."

- The biggest what?

- As in, who's got
the biggest charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent?

- Cheeky.

- Hit-maker Leland wrote
this song just for you.

- Produced by Leland.

He makes some
of the most iconic songs

from the "Drag Race" franchises.

I cannot wait.

- Now you need to
write your own verses.

Later, you'll be working
with choreographer

and "Down Under"
royalty Elektra Shock.

[cheering]

- Fabulous.

- He's choreographed
for big, big shows.

And as a season one
contestant, she gets it.

- This is gonna be
an absolute disaster.

- Tomorrow on the
main stage, we'll

be joined by an extra special
guest judge, Sophie Monk.

- Oh!

- No!

- I think she is so hilarious.

A cherry on the
top of this season.

- And last but not
least, each of you

is invited to have a one-on-one
kiki with little ol' me-me.

- Gorgeous.

- Ladykins, before this week
is over, we are going to crown

ourselves a winner, baby!

So whatever you do,
don't f*ck it up.

- Mm-mm.

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

- Shall we listen to the track?

- Yeah.
- Let's do this.

- Let's do it.

- I love performing.

This is literally what
dreams are made of.

- Oh, it's so g*y.

- This is so good.

This is the challenge
I've been waiting for...

writing verse, dancing.

- What are you gonna, like,
approach your verse with?

- I think it's about just,
like, being individual

and showing how
different we all are.

- We need to get writing.

- This is what I do, baby,
and I'm here to f*cking win it.

- There's no point holding back.

I'm gonna give you 1,000%
what Mandy Moobs is.

I'm thinking of doing,
like, a striptease-y tease.

I want to show off a little
bit of a cheeky side.

I want to be flirtatious
and also just

nail in that she is
mother pig for this group.

- Vybe-ration, darling,
what are you thinking?

- Well, I'm a very
quintessential Sydney showgirl,

so I'm trying to, like,
pull that through.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Are you worried,
Lazy, about not

being able to snatch this win
because you have two left feet?

- I will say, I will approach
this with the humility

I bring to every challenge.

- [laughs]

- But also remembering recent
history where I won the girl

group challenge, and you...

- You won the girl
group challenge

when the challenge was "Grease."

And what you did was
fall to the floor

and crawl to the right.

- I'll show you a dance move
that saved me last week.

You ready?
You ready?

- Can she do it?
- Yeah.

Then you're like...

- I am arhythmic.

I am dyspraxic as sh*t.

But it's a challenge
for a reason.

I'm here to be challenged.

- All right, ladies, get
back to writing lyrics.

I want this to be a good show.

- All right, mother pig.

[upbeat music]

- Hello, Freya.
- Hi, Michelle.

It's time for me to have
a chat with Michelle

Visage, mother dearest.

I could not be more excited.

- Look at you in the final four.

- I know.

- How did you find drag?

- If you can believe
it, I was one

of those gays who was
like, I could never put

on makeup and a wig and heels.

That's ridiculous.

But I stumbled on
"RuPaul's Drag Race."

That was when I was like,
whoa, what is this g*y sh*t?

- The best g*y sh*t.
- The best g*y sh*t.

And yeah, I kind of just
fell in love with it.

It obviously was something
that I was in my room hiding,

watching by myself.

That was when I was
still in the closet.

- So you were in the closet
until... how old were you?

- I want to say 19.

- So pretty late.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- But your mother knew?

- She knew from when I
was very, very young.

My mum and dad would
come home, and I would

be in her dress and heels.

And she'd be like,
get it off, get it off.

Quick.
Your dad's coming in.

It was tough coming
out to my dad.

He's a very religious man,
obviously, from Lebanon.

So after I came out, we didn't
really speak for like maybe

two or three years.

And then we kind of reconnected,

and he kind of had this
essence of like, look,

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want to acknowledge it,
but I'd rather have my son

in my life than not at all.

- That's a start.

- Yeah, exactly.

Even now,
it's still in that realm

of very superficial
relationship at the moment.

- You have been so
much fun to watch.

So proud of you.

You are a fighter, somebody
who's willing to take risks.

- Thank you for that.

That honestly means the world,
especially coming from you.

And I'm so f*cking happy that
it came across like that.

- I think you did a very
good job, sweetheart.

- Thank you, Michelle.
- You are welcome.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Get comfortable.

- I haven't been this
comfortable all season.

- [laughs] Now, apparently,
I judged you before.

- Yes, you just judged a
night of the drag competition.

It was the very first time
I'd ever been on stage.

- Was it?
- Yes.

- Oh.

- And I was just like, Michelle,

I'm gonna be on "Drag Race."

And you were like,
sure thing, hon.

- [laughs] Have you always
been drawn to theatricality?

- There was no other
option, Michelle.

- [laughs]

- My parents met
off-Broadway in a tiny

little theatre in the '80s.

And she was a theatre maker,
and he was an actor.

My mum was like, go,
go, go, do, perform, be.

- Is she still with us?
- No.

- How long has she been gone?

- It was 2020.

She'd been diagnosed with
cancer like a few years before.

Having that one person
disappear who was, like,

the matriarch of
the whole situation

has been just devastating.

- I went through the same thing,

and there really are no words
except that with time,

it gets easier.

It never goes away.

But it gets easier.
- Yeah.

- But the memories
will never go away.

What's been the biggest
struggle for you

in this competition?

- Sewing.

- [laughs]

- I didn't come
into this thinking

that that would be
the hardest for me

because, like,
I'm a terrible dancer.

You'll see later.

[laughter]

I think you need to master
everything so that you can

pick what you're taking out.

- I agree with you.

You have such a joy about you
and such a lightness.

Condragulations to you.

- Thank you so much for
having us, Michelle,

on your gorgeous couch.
- You're welcome.

Hello, Mandy Moobs.
- Good morning.

- So how many times
did you audition?

- So I've auditioned every
year to be on this show.

- And when you get the
call, what happens?

- Literally, my as*h*le
just fell straight out.

Oh, OK, good.
It's happening.

It's finally happening.

- Let's go back to young Mandy.

- I came out when I was 18.

- OK.

- When I was studying fashion,
it was the first time I

was exposed to, like, g*y men.

But then when I
came out to my mum,

I think she just went
straight to a defensive mode

and sort of is like, well,
I think you're just doing it

because it's the cool
thing to do because you're

just studying fashion,
and I'm like...

I was just really
uncomfortable at that moment.

So I left and kind of found
my own little family and sort

of just blossomed from there.

- I find your drag to have
a lot of maternal stuff.

Am I right?

- Yeah.

I do, honestly, always put
others in front of myself.

And I feel like that's a great
trait as a mother figure.

- Speaking as a mother...

- Yeah?

- you have to put yourself
first because your kids

learn from you.

If you prioritise yourself,
your health, your happiness,

your love life, whatever it is
that you need to prioritise,

they're gonna see that
and say, when I grow up,

I want to prioritise myself.

- Yeah, I know, I know.

I did learn that
during my time here.

- What's your relationship
like with your mother?

- We send each other
a couple of messages a year.

And that'd be it.
- A year?

- Yeah.

- How does that make you feel?

- Mm, not great.

- Would you like more?
- I would love more.

The love is still there.

It's just been quite
a distant relationship.

- It doesn't have
to be that way, though.

- I know, I know.

- So if you want more,
I implore you, because we're

all on limited time.

So if you want something,
you have to protect yourself,

while knowing it could backfire,

but also going for it.

- And I would know that I tried.

- That's it.

In your time, in your way.

Don't give up.
- I won't.

- Good. I love to hear that.

Thank you for
everything that you

brought to this competition.

- Thank you.

- Please do share
with me and know that I

am here if you ever need me.

- Same.

- But thank... thank you.

And I will be calling
for some garments.

- Absolutely.

- Oh, good morning.

- Vybe, welcome to my boudoir.

- How are you, my love?
- How are you, darling?

- I'm good.
I'm good, very excited.

- You've delivered really well.

Are you happy with your
performance thus far?

- Really happy, and I think
I've learnt more about myself

in and out of drag than I
have probably most of my life.

This is the first time
in my life

that I've started
and ended the day being

asked, how are you feeling?

And I think that was the biggest

thing for me to get used to.

- OK.
- Yeah.

- And how are you feeling?

- Really excited
and really proud.

I was already strong in drag.

I didn't give myself out
of drag that strength

or that pride or that grace.

- Do you now?
- Yes.

Well, I'm starting to.

- It takes a while to walk
hand in hand with yourself.

- Yeah.

As we said, it's more of
a competition with yourself

than it is with the other
queens that are on the season.

So working with
and not against them

was probably the... the greatest
thing I'll take from this.

- And I love that you've
learned that about yourself

in this competition.

It's been such a joy
watching you do what you do.

- Mm.

- And it's been
even more of a joy

for me to sit here
and talk to you

and see the other side of Vybe.

- You know,
I work outside of drag.

I have a full-time job as well.
- Do you?

- Yes.
- What do you do?

- Working in creative agencies.

- Oh, wonderful.

What happens
when drag takes over?

- I don't think it's
something I'll leave 100%.

And I think that sort of joy
of being given a challenge

and coming up with a way
to do that challenge

in a different way or a way that

hasn't been thought of before
is where I get the joy.

- It's been wonderful
watching you.

- I'm very proud of you,
too, stepping

into that hosting role.

- Thank you.

It is nerve-racking.
- Very.

- Filling those shoes.

- I can imagine.
- I want to make Mama happy.

- Yeah.

- But I also take this
job really seriously.

And drag means everything to me.

And you kids are my kids.

- Yeah.

- I want you to shine
the best way possible,

but I also want you
to look after yourselves.

- Yeah.

- And remember who
you are at the core.

So you continue to do that.

And thank you for everything
that you have brought.

- Thank you so, so much.
- You've been a dream.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, good morning,
good morning.

- Welcome, welcome, welcome.

My name is Elektra.

It is a pleasure
to meet you all.

And I'm here to help you with
the choreography for what

will be the most
important performance

of your young q*eer lives.

I didn't make it
to the finale in my season,

so I'm gonna make
these girls work!

To start this rehearsal,
I'm gonna have you each perform

your verse for me.

I want to see what you
want to bring to it.

Then I'll help you shape it.

- This is gonna be a whirlwind.

She seems very
intense right now.

- Now, Vybe, we're
gonna start with you.

The floor is yours.

- Well, there are a couple
of dead birds in the room.

I've got some
tricks up my sleeve.

Gorgeous.

Thank you.

I think if this
can be pulled off,

I'm gonna give you that
ultimate showgirl fantasy.

Curtains up.

So I'd love, like,
a moment like that.

And then I think it
is a walk forward

together towards the front.

Maybe a bit of this.

I rely on what I know
is good and strong.

- Give me this, this,
this, this, this.

- Yeah, OK.

She's got some notes
and tips to just, like,

clean up and tidy and fit what
I'm doing more to the track.

And that's what I wanted
to get out of this session.

Baby.
I like it.

I like it a lot.
Yeah.

Who has the next verse?

- Me.

This is not a welcome
comparison, I'm afraid.

- [laughs] Shocking, isn't it?

- I think I need
to represent the Lazy

Susan brand, which
is doing as little

as possible while dancing.

- As weird as the sounds,
you're doing nothing,

but I think it might work.

- It's almost the anti-drag.

It's the anti-verse.

- I get the idea,
but you need to give

us something to laugh at.

- In a dream world, I'd be
dragged across the stage

by my sisters.

- I'm sure you've
given your sisters

plenty to drag you about.

[laughter]

- And go.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, that was so elegant.

- Lazy doing chorey is like
watching that movie "Bambi."

And yes, I know you're
thinking, baby deer,

struggling to stand.

No, Lazy is Bambi's mum, dead.

- Gorgeous and glamorous.

- If there is a second
to steal an inch of focus

from any one of these girls,
I will be taking it.

- Mandy, give me those
lyrics and show me what

you think you're gonna do.

- The lyrics, mother pig's here.

Something, something, something.

- Are you girls gonna
have these lyrics down?

- Yeah, I wrote
them this morning.

I just got the track.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Whatever the next line is.

I just wish I remembered
that third line.

- Mandy looks terrified.

She doesn't know the lyrics.

She doesn't need to appear
to have anything planned.

Get further forward,
then get back.

Yeah.

She's gonna have
to shake this off.

Then get right forward.
- OK.

- Yeah?

Because if this is what
you're giving, it's nothing.

- So my verse is very rap.
It's very hip-hop.

- Uh-huh.

- So I just want to
give very attitude-y.

I kind of want to
go something like,

I'm powerful, charismatic,
fall to the floor.

- Is she?
What can she do?

Show off.

You're a dancer, b*tch.

Dance for me.
- OK.

I'm an actor.

I'm a dancer.

- Your arms are
just a little bit...

- Yeah.
- You'll look like Lazy Susan.

If it's getting too complicated
as well, cut the thing before.

- Yeah, I'll just cut the turn.

In the girl group challenge,
the judges were like,

the rap was great, but you were
doing way too f*cking much.

- Hit it.

Yeah, better, better.
- Yeah.

I need to apply the
critiques that I've

gotten before in a dance
challenge and simplify it.

Just watch.
I'll clean it up.

- You f*cking hope so.

- I shall.

- As it currently stands, she
has to find a way to refine.

All right, girls, now we're
gonna learn a little phrase.



Right, left, right.

Pull, pas de bourree.

Not bad for you.

When it comes
to a group performance,

there has to be
a cohesive picture.



Pas de bourree and look, snap.

And currently, a few girls...

Lazy... is clearly standing
out and not in the right way.

Turn and step and shook.

A little behind, Lazy,
but that's a trend.

- Oh.

Looking at these other girls,
they can actually do this.

- Let me see over here,
you two, please.

- Lazy and Mandy may have to
really put in the hard yards.

If we all can't look cohesive
and on the same beat,

then that damages all of us.

- Yeah, werk.

Yeah, this is gorgeous.

- You want to be elevated.

You want to do a
main-stage-worthy performance

on the main stage.

- All right, queens,
that is the choreography.

It is certainly not there yet,
but it can be done.

Believe in yourself.

Be confident, and you will
not let me down, all right?

- I can't dance,
but I can mug like sh*t.

[upbeat music]

- Charisma.

- Uniqueness.
- Nerve.

- And the other thing.

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God.

It feels like 10 gazillion years

since I first walked in here.

- This competition
has been hard.

- Yeah.

- What is something that
we're all gonna take

away from this competition?

- My realisation was I'm not
someone who's too aware of,

like, the insecurities
that I've had that still

take a toll kind of thing.

And yeah, it's giving me
a little bit of a thing

to keep focusing on.

- Something you're gonna
take home with you?

- Yeah.

Drag's a hard gig to do,
you know what I mean?

I've been very insecure
most of my drag career,

and, you know, I've taken that
out on other people, 100%.

And I feel horrible about that.

But I just want to,
like, throw off this cloud

that I've had over myself of
like, no, I'm not doing as

good as other people
and actually, like,

celebrate some of the wins
that I am having.

- I think what I'm gonna take
away from this competition

is not to second guess
myself and being like,

oh, you know, I'm not as
funny as or I'm not as,

you know, this as someone
else because the group

was so strong.

- If you're proud of
something you've done,

you should be
f*cking proud of it.

- Yeah.

- I kind of got
a lot from Michelle.

It was very much...

the question that got
me was like, so why

are you a mother figure?

It didn't click
until last night.

It was just...

I just don't want
to see people get hurt.

But also, I feel like I've been
focusing so much on my work.

And I don't think that's
the most healthiest mindset.

- No.

- It was about time
that I realised I've got

to start putting myself first.

I've got to start
looking after myself.

I need to start
taking care of Andy.

And I will.

I will do that.

- God, it sounds like f*cking
Miss America, but it's true.

Like, the best part
of this experience

was genuinely getting to
know a bunch of other people

who all do the same job but for
completely different reasons.

- Yeah.

- It's a cliché at this
point in reality television

to say, I didn't come
here to make friends.

- We're family now.

- If you ever need a moment, if
you need someone to talk to...

- I actually need someone
to drag me across the stage

a few times.

But, like, I really didn't
come here to make friends.

I've got enough friends.

And now, unfortunately,
they're all

gonna have to
scooch over a little

because these b*tches, like,
found their way into my heart,

and it's disgusting.

But could we get some, like,
traveling pants or something?

- All right, ladies,
it is showtime.

- I can't wait for my first
win after three weeks of edging

to be the whole competition.

- All right, but
honestly, I will trip

you all as you go on stage.

- I mean, it would only
enrich my performance.

- Yes.
- Chookas, everyone.

Chookas.
- Let's show off.

[upbeat music]

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl" playing]

[singing] Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk

Head to toe,
let your whole body talk

- Yo, what up, baller?

- Welcome to the grand finale
of "Drag Race Down Under."

Our reigning "Drag Race"
superstar, !sis Avis Loren.

!sis, what's been the
highlight of this past year?

- Michelle, the highlight
has been all of the love

and support I've received
from all over the world,

but also being here,
it's such an honour.

- It's been so wonderful
to have you here.

Thank you, my darling.

And speaking of regrets,
it's Rhys Nicholson.

- Hey.

- Have you enjoyed this season
as much as I have, my darling?

- Michelle, adjusting for
inflation, I would say 11.3s,



- And our extra special
guest judge, Sophie Monk.

Thank you so much
for joining us.

- Can I say, Michelle, you
are breathtakingly beautiful?

I think I got
my first girl b*ner.

- Sophie, could you switch
seats with Rhys, please?

[laughter]

This week, we challenged
our final four

to show off their charisma,
uniqueness, nerve,

and talents one more time.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Crowning Glory.

Racers, start your engines, and
may the best drag queen win.

The time has come

for the world premiere
of the Biggest.

- [singing] We've got charisma

We've got uniqueness

And it don't take no

But who's got
the biggest talent?

Come in closer

Take a good look

Watch us bend over
and leave you shook

Baby, the fact is,
we came to slay

We'll spread our
assets across the stage

Mop up on aisle three

'Cause big don't bother me

Before this night is through,

I'm gonna be crowning

- I mean, b*tch,
I'm gonna snatch that crown.

- Ooh, curtains up.

[singing] It's not a show
without showgirl like me

Diva, it's all
about the chemistry

Ooh, the stage lights hit

And, b*tch, the Vybe is key
[trills]

t*ts out, teeth out

Let's give them hell, baby

It's showtime

Mop up on aisle three

'Cause big don't bother me

Before this night is through,

I'm gonna be crowning

- [singing]
My platypussy's on fire

I've got talent

I've got a few

Like, I can turn air into CO2

Like, I can spin around

I can serve you food

Being lazy is my talent,
and it's what I do

We've got charisma

We've got uniqueness

And it don't take no

But who's got the
biggest talent?

- Bow down, b*tches.

[singing] Mother pig's here

Let out a squeal

Charisma, uniqueness,
and, oh, sex appeal

A legendary chest

Ooh, you want to feel?

This is just a tease

Beg for the reveal

Mop up on aisle three

'Cause big don't bother me

Before this night is through,

I'm gonna be crowning

- I'm a winner, baby.

F-R-E-Y-A

That's Armani, clear the way

I'm an actor, I'm a dancer

Do you really want
to go up against her?

I'm powerful, charismatic
fool, sassy and stupid

Get a mouthful

I'm a goddess, I don't rush

You want talent?

Just watch

We've got charisma

We've got uniqueness

And don't it take no

But who's got the biggest?

We've got charisma

We've got uniqueness

And it don't take no

But who's got the biggest...

Ooh

Who's got the biggest... ah

Who's got the biggest... mwah

Who's got the biggest talent?

[cheering]

- [singing]
'Cause you're a star, baby

- Category is Crowning Glory.

Up first, Freya Armani.

Oh, she really is
crowning, literally.

- It's the last runway,
and I am serving you Freya

Armani at her ultimate best.

It is one of my
favorite dresses.

It is a beautiful mix
of this lovely chocolate

brown with all these warm golds,

a beautifully
sparkling headpiece.

I am so proud that I got to
show it on the main stage.

- Oh, she's from my favourite
website, Barely Regal Teens.

- [laughs]

Lazy Susan.

Ooh, she's a real lady.

- I'm wearing a quintessential
Lazy Susan look.

- Oh, she stole it.

- This is hard out exactly what
I wanted to bring to "Drag Race"

because innovation excites
the living sh*t out of me.

And this look is it.

- Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

- Beep, beep.

Mall security, please.

- It's a very Gold
Coast look, that one.

- [laughs]

- Mandy Moobs.

Ah, she wore the small
hair for the finale.

- Higher the hair closer to
God, they say, don't they?

- It's true, Sophie.

- I am serving you the most
glamorous goddess there is.

I've just hit the red carpet,
and look at me go.

- You know, silver showers
is a change for Mandy Moobs.

- [laughs]

- I'm feeling beautiful.

I'm feeling confident.

I am shining, and I'm
feeling the fantasy.

- This is what everyone's
wearing to the Fringe Festival.

- I'm gonna go to
Coles like that.

[laughter]

- Up next, Vybe.

Wow.
- Ooh.

- She is the Vybe.

- I am dressed like
it's my special day.

And if it's not my
special day, I may have

a mental f*cking breakdown.

- She could have UGG
boots under there.

We wouldn't even know.

- We'd never know.

- This is very traditional Vybe.

The face is right.

It's old-world glamour.

It's polished.

It's jewelled as f*ck.

I'm seriously f*cking proud
of myself in this moment.

- In the words of G Flip,
what a gorgeous knee skirt.

[laughter]

Kia ora, queens.

- Kia ora!

- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

- Oi, oi, oi!

- Another outstanding week.

We are so proud of
each one of you.

Now it's time for the
judges' final critiques.

Up first, Freya Armani.

- Freya, darling, you look
absolutely gorgeous tonight.

You are a chocolate confection.

Tonight's performance,
so fierce.

- When you did a forward
walkover, I have done it once,

but I was really drunk.

[laughter]

I pulled a muscle.

You're a superstar.

- Throughout the competition,
you have really blossomed.

And it's been absolutely
f*cking stunning to watch.

- Thank you, Rhys.

- Your performance was dynamic.

You are able to take
critiques and not

only not get offended but
apply everything we're saying.

So proud of you.

- Thank you, Mama.

- Lazy Susan.

Or should I say Lady Susan?

- Your performance
was so, so funny.

And then tonight, gorgeous.

What I really enjoyed is
you are so refined in how

f*cking bonkers you are.

It's just been really
f*cking entertaining.

- For starters,
I love a lazy Susan.

They call it bogan,
but it's so practical.

- [laughs]

- And then to come out in
a beautiful dress like that

and have the ink tag
on the back is genius.

And just by the way,
I've never stolen anything.

But if you do have,
like, one of those tags,

apparently you put
it in the freezer

and knock it with a hammer,
and it doesn't leak.

[laughter]

- Thank you, Sophie.

What a joy it's been.

We never knew what you were
gonna bring to the main stage,

and tonight is no exception.

And, of course, you turn around,

and it's just one
big joke, which

is your drag, one big joke.

Said with love, because
that's always your intention.

- I could never
just wear a gown.

It's just... I'm sorry.

It's not in my blood.

- How was performing for you?

I know you were a little
bit scared of the choreo.

- It was absolutely terrifying.

None of these girls
ever felt for a second

like there was a chance that
I could upstage their moment.

It feels like we're
in this competition

doing what we do
best, and I felt

really safe with these girls.

- It's just been so
much fun watching you.

- Thank you.

- Mandy Moobs.

- Just like Lazy, you infused
yourself into this performance.

And then tonight,
another knockout garment.

- You are clearly proud to
be a part of this community.

The way that you talk
so openly about yourself

is so needed at the moment.

So thank you very much.

- You're giving me chills, Rhys.

- Your performance surprised
the sh*t out of me.

You were meant
to be a performer.

- Thank you.

- And how was
working with Elektra?

- Honestly?
- Uh-huh.

- It was a lot, hey?

[laughter]

- But look at the final product.

- It worked.

I honestly wouldn't
change a thing.

- Up next, Vybe.

- How are ya?
[laughter]

- You are a born performer.

Tonight, you look
so f*cking sexy.

Your silhouette is on point.

Your... every little detail
you've got on is glorious.

- Watching you this
season has been

such a joy because you clearly
care about this art form.

Seeing you walk down
the runway tonight,

you were so clearly
feeling yourself.

And seeing you so aware
and so proud of yourself,

it's been a privilege.

- You've got this energy
that just comes out.

Like, it's a bit
Beyoncé feeling,

like, where you're like, whoa.

She's so up there.

You've just got it.

- Your drag is so
fully realised.

It's filled with
life and laughs.

I thought you did fantastic
in the performance.

Everything about what
you did was a good time.

- Thank you.

- Queens, our viewers
come to "Drag Race"

to find light,
love, and laughter.

With that in mind, Freya, if
you could go back in time,

what would you say
to little Adam?

- [sighs]

At that age,
you are full of so much light.

And there will come
a time that fades,

and you just have to hang on.

You will find the light.

And you will become
the person you

have always dreamed of being.

And I love you.

- Thank you.

Lazy Susan, what would
you say to little Robbie?

- Oh, my God.

Unfortunately, you've
always been very confident.

There are people
in your life that

are gonna remind you to
be gracious and humble,

and that person isn't
gonna be there forever.

So just enjoy the time you
have, and say hi to Mum for me.

- Aw.
Thank you, Lazy.

- Thank you, Michelle.

- Big Mandy, what would
you say to little Andy?

- Oh.

- I just want to start off
with saying you are so loved.

It's not gonna be easy for you.

There's gonna be
such a darkness put

into you by people
who are just honestly

just trying to protect you.

But they don't know
how to do it right.

So I want you to never shy away

of expressing yourself.

You are g*y.

You are so g*y.

You're just gonna be so happy.

I love you, pig.

- Thank you.

Vybe, what do you have
to say to little Angus?

[laughter]

- You're as g*y as Mandy.

[laughter]

As Mandy also said, it's gonna
be the greatest part of you.

You are born with two sisters.

You're gonna meet a couple more.

And when you do, you're
gonna realise family isn't

something you're born with.

It's something that grows
and changes with time.

And everyone you call
family loves you.

So love them back,
and give yourself a smile

every now and then.

- Thank you, Vybe.

Thank you, queens.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the Werk Room,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[tense music]

- Aw.
- Oh.

- Oh.

- I have impressed the judges.

I've shown you
exactly who Moobs is.

And I feel like the win
is absolutely possible.

- Oh, f*ck.

This is not load-bearing.

- I need a table.
- I've settled.

- Oh, why am I
sitting like this?

Why... I'm not on a f*cking...
- Ah.

- Cheers, top four!
- Ah.

- Ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

- It was so fun to get to
perform such an amazing show.

And that level of cuntyness
from all four of

us, incredible.

I can't wait to
tour with this show.

[laughs]

- Coming soon.

I'm so proud that instead
of curling into a ball

and rolling quietly out of
the door, I didn't give up.

- We're so good.

- We never got sent home.

And look, I'd be
lying if I didn't

fantasise about what each
of your exit lines would be.

- Oh, my God.

- So who's got an exit line?

- Go on.
Go, walk to the door.

- I got to turn around.

Hang on.

- Vybe, in this
acting challenge...

- Oh, yes.

- the vibrations
were not correct.

- Ooh.

- Yeah, It's time for
you to sashay away.

- b*tch, you k*lled the Vybe.

[laughter]

- Mandy, we've seen Mandy Moore.

Now we'd like to see Mandy less.

- Oh, my God.

[laughter]

- Sashay away.

- In the wise words of Farmer
Hoggett, that'll do, pig.

That'll do.

- That'll do.
[laughter]

- Freya, this
entire competition,

you've been well-hemmed.

But this week, you
seemed a little frayed.

Sashay away.

- Well, I guess
I am gonna mop all

your sh*t and your boyfriends.

[laughter]

- Lazy, in this
week's challenge...

- Yes?

- you were.

[laughter]

Now, sashay away.

- I'm not a drag queen.

[laughter]

- I'm gonna miss
"Untucked" so much,

sitting with my
silly little girls,

being all silly and stupid.

- Well, here's to never
having to do that sh*t.

- Yay!

- It has been fun doing kumbaya.

I loved the canoeing.

- All right.

I'm just gonna quickly
unpick most of your outfits

and sabotage the
rest of your drag.

- But it's the end of camp,
and I need my money.

Is that how camp works?

Do you get paid at the end?
Why are children doing camp?

- Who's gonna win, Brisbane,
Melbourne, or Sydney?

- Duh-duh-duh.

- We helped each other
get to this point.

And now it's all gloves are off.

- All right, just
between us platypussies,

we need to decide who will
be lip-synching for the crown,

starting with Freya Armani.

- Freya has really blossomed
in this competition.

- In the performance tonight,
you can't take your eyes off

her... her movement,
her energy, her clear

lack of back and knee pain.

- [laughs]

- I'm so proud of her.

- Tonight, she was shining
like the pop star that she is.

She didn't have any wins going
into this final challenge.

And that is something to
think about comparatively.

But what I loved about that
is it didn't hold her back.

Lazy Susan.

- Look, Lazy Susan is an
absolutely crazy b*tch,

and we f*cking love it.

- She's a genius.

She clearly is so
invested in the art form

and how she can surprise
while also being really silly.

- Like, she's proper funny.

Just to turn around
and make me laugh out loud

is pretty special.

Performance-wise,
I didn't realise

she didn't have much
experience in dancing at all.

I thought she k*lled it.

- She's been a powerhouse from
the beginning, not traditional.

She's been too, too much, and
we loved every minute of it.

Mandy Moobs.

- Mandy, tonight's performance
was just so camp, so g*y.

- I've started to
think of Mandy as kind

of the heart of this season.

Growing up, I would have
so loved to have seen

someone like Mandy on my TV.

It makes me, like,
a little bit emotional.

- Aw.

- She's got this grace about her

but also this kind of Aussie
bogan-ness, and I love a bogan.

- If I was an Aussie,
I would be bogan, for sure.

So I think there's
a relatability factor.

If we were judging this
Maxi Challenge alone,

she was on top.

Vybe.

- Vybe is the ultimate
Australian showgirl.

- She came to us
already fully formed.

Sometimes the cooked
queens, they come in,

and they don't really
know where to go.

But Vybe has just kept
getting better and better.

- I almost got,
like, a crush on her

where I had to look
away for a second.

I was like, oh, my goodness.

- She has won almost
many, many times.

- Yeah.

- And then my favourite moment
was seeing her in that

gown tonight.

You could see how proud she was.

All right, shut it.

Sounds like we've
made a decision.

Bring back our queens.

Welcome back, queens.

We've made some decisions.

[tense music]

Freya Armani,

you are an incredible queen.

But this is not your
time, my darling.

Thank you for making this
season so unforgettable.

Now sashay away.

[tense music]

- [sighs]

If I must.
[laughs]

I firstly just want
to say thank you to all of you,

honestly, for all the
feedback, all the love.

I have had an
unforgettable experience.

Thank you all.
- Well done.

- Thank you.
Love you.

- Love you so much.

- I won't lie.

I'm a little disappointed.

- I'm so proud of you.

- But, you know, I made
the f*cking top four

in one of the strongest casts.

I am over the moon.

It's not my time now,
but my time will come.

Well, next time,
I'm charging double.

[laughter]

I'll see you very soon, babies.

- Mandy Moobs, Lazy Susan,

Vybe, condragulations.

You're the top three
queens of the season.

[upbeat music]

- Congrats, girlies.

- But before we can
make our final decision,

we need to see you
lip-synch one more time.

Assume the position.

Three beautiful queens
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress us
and prove to the world

that you are "Down Under's"
next "Drag Race" superstar.

The time has come for you

to lip-synch for the crown!

Good luck, and don't f*ck it up.

- [singing]
I'm no longer brokenhearted

So glad I came here tonight

And I see you got what I wanted

Baby, you got what I like

I can't see that
you're watching me

Come over, talk to me

Need you to give me a sign

You got that something
sweet that don't come easily

It's what I need tonight

I came here for love

For someone to hold me down

I won't give it up, no

I want you to reach out

This is what we came here for

We came here for love

I won't give

I won't give it up

This is what we came here for

We came here for love

I know it's... I
know it's enough

This is what we came here for

We came here for love

I won't give, I won't give it up

This is what we came here for

We came here for love

I want you to reach out

I came here for love

For someone to hold me down

I won't give it up, no

I want you to reach out

I came here for love

I came here for love

I want you to reach out

- Yay!

Beautiful!

Tonight, the winner of "Drag
Race Down Under" will receive

a stunning crown and sceptre
from Amped Accessories,

a year's supply of cosmetics
from Anastasia Beverly Hills,

and a cash prize of $50,000.

Please welcome to the stage
our reigning

queen, !sis Avis Loren.

[applause]

- Oh, my God.

- !sis.
- Yes, Michelle.

- Any words of advice for
our next "Drag Race" superstar?

- My darlings,
"Drag Race" might be over,

but the journey
is just beginning.

Enjoy every moment.

- Thank you, my dear.

The time has come
to crown our queen.

Based on your performance
tonight and all season long,

we've made our decision.

The winner of season
four "Down Under's"

next "Drag Race" superstar is...

[dramatic music]

Lazy Susan.

- Yay!

- Condragulations!

[cheers and applause]

- [singing]
This is the beginning

The beginning

This is the beginning

- Congratulations.
- Mwah, mwah.

I won.

I guess I'm a drag queen.

[laughs]

- You're a winner, baby!

- Yes!

- Is there anything
you'd like to say?

- This is an incredibly
stupid f*cking job.

And I love it.

I love it so much.

f*ck yeah.

All of the incredible people
that helped me get here,

it was worth it, guys.

We did it.

- Now, prance.

Prance, I say.

There she is.

Yes, queen.

- My mum would have
f*cking loved this.

And I know that she'd
be very proud of me.

[cheering]

- Now, remember,
stop relying on that body

and let your inner
light shine through.

Can I get an amen?

All: Amen!

- All right,
now let the music play.

- Whoo!

- [singing] A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Everybody say love

Can you feel the love?