Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.
[air horn]
- Yo, yo, yo!
- Yeah, yeah!
Dougie and Anthony have been working
on a brand-new product.
- Cooking it up.
- Let's go!
This is the world's first official taste test
of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy apple sauce.
- [PJ] Tropical Kick.
- [air horn]
- Whoohoo!
- [Dougie] Yeah, yeah!
- [all] Cheers!
- [PJ] Let's do it.
- Wow.
- [laughs]
My taste buds are opening. My sinuses are opening.
My mind is like exploding with color!
- Now we gotta give it the ratings.
- [drumroll]
[grunting]
[all cheering]
- [Dougie] Let's go!
- [Anthony] Let's go!
[scatting]
Signing off! See you next time
on the next PJ's Snack Attack.
[Anthony] Yessir.
[theme music playing]
[woman] At Triukas Group, our business is your business.
I have come to the decision to explore
the sale of Rockin' Grandma's
to the good people of Triukas.
I kind of think she's hot.
- [all] Yeah!
- You hanging in there?
I'm doing good. I'm still embarrassed and everything.
Oh, my God, were you going to propose with that hat on?
Just tell them I left. Not because I'm embarrassed, though.
Just tell them I had diarrhea. Tell them...
- [laughs] Okay.
- Anything.
[theme music continues]
What's up, everyone? My name is Michael Swenson.
I am the unreal hypnotist.
"I love your product. I have one in my bag."
Oh, I'm just gonna say it. I don't trust 'em.
- [cheering]
- [Amy screaming]
- [laughs]
- Bro! Bro!
[theme music continues]
It can be like our sign-off.
- Yeah, there you go.
- [all] Lost in the sauce!
[giggling]
[giggling continues]
[Kevin] Today on the schedule, we got talent show.
- Yeah!
- You know I won the talent show last year?
- Okay.
- And I wanted to defend my title.
[laughs] You got to!
Gosh, I'm so sad I'm going to miss it. I really am.
Don't! Come! Don't miss it. Come on!
I don't know. I feel bad about the whole proposal thing.
"Does it feel cool now if I came back?
It's like, "Oh, yeah, whatever.
- Water under the dam"?
- Yes! Yes, man.
You would be welcomed back with open arms.
Like, this is a family.
No matter what you guys go through,
they're gonna love you and care about you.
- And Amy's doing okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
[sighs] Gosh. I'll give it some thought.
[producer] Are you guys excited
about the talent show today?
[all] Yes!
Every year on the retreat, we do a talent show
and everyone gets to impress each other
with our different little skills
that we probably wouldn't know about
if we're at the office doing our day-to-day jobs.
- [Steve] Yup.
- [producer] Any sneak peaks for us?
- No.
- [producer] Anything you want to share?
- Not from me.
- I have something I want to share.
There may or may not be an extra surprise.
- That's all I'm gonna say.
- Oh!
All right.
I miss Kevin. I really miss him.
That's what I told him this morning.
He didn't give me a time frame.
He said he was going to take his time
but he said he'll think about coming back.
- He won the talent show last year.
- Yup.
- He sang "My Way."
- Okay.
And it was beautiful.
- He has a remarkable voice.
- Okay!
Him singing is something I wouldn't pick him to do.
- [laughs]
- But I believe it, though.
The one thing... I didn't tell him about yesterday.
[both laugh]
Yeah, so we had a pretty boozy
late one at the dinner last night.
So, everybody came in kinda dragging.
- Did anyone else get sick last night?
- [Jackie] Yeah.
- It was fun. Glad I didn't get hypnotized.
- [all laugh]
- Wait, wait a second.
- Makes one of us.
sh*t, I bet you're glad you got hypnotized. [Laughs]
[producer] Wait, what are you saying to each other? What?
I was just saying, I bet he's glad he got hypnotized.
- Well, I mean...
- [laughs]
- [Jackie] What is on his neck?
- [Jimmy] Spider bite?
First of all, I know that things have been moving
at a really rapid pace for you guys, okay? I get that.
And I'm sure that some of you are wondering
how last night affects the deal
that I'm negotiating with Elizabeth.
I really think that we're progressing.
And this can happen and it's gonna be a good thing.
And we want to get this done before the end of the retreat.
But I have stressed to her,
your jobs stay intact or there is no deal.
So, with that being said, Elizabeth wanted
the opportunity to speak with all of you.
Thank you, Doug.
Hi, everyone. Um, I want to say that, you know,
I really just feel horrible about the
whole hot sauce in the purse kerfuffle.
So, I really do give you my sincere apology.
I put the hot sauce in my purse because I thought it might
ingratiate me to you all
and I realize that was a stupid idea.
And we make mistakes, but we own them at Triukas.
And I hope that you can see that it came from a good place.
So as a gift to you all, I called in a huge favor
to get you a very special speaker today.
We have Graham Gertz, is our brand strategist.
And he's going to come here in a bit
to really share with you guys some mind-blowing strategies.
And I hope you guys walk to Graham Gertz
being open to walking into possibility.
[Graham] I want to start by asking a question.
Who here wants to think outside the box?
- Outside the box? Outside the box?
- [Kate] Sure.
Okay. Well, you might want to go somewhere else.
- [Amy] Oh.
- [Graham] Because guess what?
- There is no box.
- Hmm.
My friend Kendall, she calls me a few years ago.
And she says, "GG, I want to start a tequila company.
I want to call it 213."
And I said, "You got the wrong area code, honey."
"It's 818."
is now the number one selling
tequila brand in the nation...
- Whoa.
- Wow.
In the 22-to 23-year-old female demographic.
Number one in the nation.
- It's okay to applaud.
- [applause]
[Graham] Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
We're standing right now at the base
of the second mountain.
I wouldn't be here if you guys hadn't
already conquered the first mountain.
Now it's about getting you to where I'm at.
Right? Second-mountain thinking.
There I am, second mountain. Here's you guys. Right?
Now, by the time you get to the second mountain,
I'll be at a place people at
the second mountain like to call
"the third mountain."
But let's not get ahead of our self.
My team and I put together ten ideas
that will take this company over the second mountain.
- Pickleball.
- Like, the bottle would be that?
I don't know. Just ideas. We don't know.
- This is a smart bottle.
- [Amy] Hmm.
You can hook up the bottle to your phone,
get the temperature.
Who knows? I don't know.
Actually, this is old. This is an old one.
Virtual... No. No, this is old.
NFTs, old. AI, right.
- [Amy] Uh-huh.
- [Graham] That was a good one.
We want to be doing that, right? That's obvious.
Now I want to talk about the brand.
I love what you guys are doing. It's brilliant.
I wouldn't touch it.
Would I tweak it?
Rockin' Grandma.
Where does that come from? What's the genesis of that?
- It's my great-grandma.
- Nice. I love a personal story.
- Yeah, it's really special.
- [Graham] It's really special.
It really is. But let's... Let's take a step back here.
So, here's a pitch.
Rockin' Stepsister.
- Do you have a stepsister?
- No.
Stepsister is the most searched for
relative on the internet.
Or at least on many of the websites
me and my team have scoured.
Because, let's just be honest.
Grandmas, right, are generally... old.
You know? That's just one knock on them.
You really don't like the stepsister idea.
- I'm not a fan of it.
- [Graham] You're not a fan of it.
Why?
Because I think what makes at least the name jump out
is you don't see grandma's rocking out.
So I think that's what catches the attention.
- The cleverness.
- Yeah.
Okay. Stepsister, grandma, it's all subjective.
It wasn't... Sure.
[sighs]
[Anthony] He fits in with Triukas.
He gives the same kind of vibes, the same kind of energy.
So, there's positives and negatives to both.
Well, I'm positive he's yanked it to his own stepsister.
- [Anthony] I, um... I'm gonna be quiet.
- [PJ] Say it.
I personally feel like I'm bringing
a lot of negative energy just because...
No, you're not!
- They rubbed my the wrong way, so...
- Oh, got it, got it.
- Obviously a driver with a class...
- [Jean] D class.
Class D certification. Uh-huh. Actually, hold on a second.
Excuse me, what time does the talent show begin tonight?
[Dougie] Why do you care? That's our thing.
We're making some plans for our performance.
Yeah, your dad invited us to join and we're joining in.
- [Amy] What?
- [Dougie] What the [bleep]?
[Anthony] It's all right, y'all. It's all right. It's on.
- It's our talent show. We do what we do.
- [Dougie] Yeah, yeah! It's on.
- [Amy] You're right.
- [Dougie] Let's show them what we got.
[Steve] Real quick, guys. I just wanna say
even though Triukas has come here,
I just want us to remember that
the talent show is a big thing for us, okay?
- [cheers]
- [Steve] I want us to bring our A game.
- We gotta defend the title.
- [Steve] Yeah, we do.
Today's gonna be exciting. I'm ready.
[Steve] Let's make sure that trophy stays here.
Oh, oh.
Hey, guys. Um, you know I told y'all
there was gonna be a surprise today?
- [Amy] Yes. What?
- [Jackie gasps]
- Bom, bom, bom!
- [Jackie screams]
- Kevie!
- [all cheering]
[Dougie] Let's go!
- Hey!
- It's good to see you, man.
I was sort of feeling like I wanted to come back
and Anthony was very encouraging.
He said, "The waters warm. Come on back."
[chuckles] Yeah, jump right in.
Yeah. So, um, I'm really, really excited to be back.
I do want to apologize
for being inappropriate on the first day of the retreat.
And I do want to apologize to you, Amy, specifically,
for making you feel uncomfortable
that day, putting you in that position.
Thanks, Kevin. I'm happy you're back.
- Okay. I'm very happy to be back.
- [all cheering]
[Amy] We love you!
- [Kevin] Thank you, thank you.
I told you. Let's have a good time. Let's do it.
[Kevin] Yes, good time!
- [laughs] How you doing?
- Yeah, good. You okay?
- Kevin, are you wearing an earring?
- [Amy] Yeah.
What? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, yeah, this? Yeah, no, yeah.
Have you always had that earring?
Yeah, I've worn this to the office before.
This is a new one. But I...
- [Amy] Let me see.
- No, I wear this sometimes.
- No, you haven't.
- I've never seen that earring.
- [Kevin] No, it's cool.
- I would've noticed that.
[Jackie] Right? He's blinging.
[Kevin] It's a new one. But no, I've worn earrings before.
You're right on time for the talent show, which is great.
- I was like, "I can't miss this thing."
- [Amy] Will you sing?
- "I can't miss it. I gotta go."
- Are you gonna bring us home?
- It would be... I mean...
- Yeah, have you been practicing?
I have been practicing, yes.
I guess I want to ask, I know you passed
the reigns of Captain Fun over to me...
Yes.
So, I was delegated to be the host
of the talent show this year.
Is that something I could continue to do
or would you like to take over as Captain Fun?
You have inherited the role of Captain Fun.
So, Anthony will be hosting the talent show. You better!
- Yeah, yeah. I'm looking forward to it.
- If you're good with it.
- Yeah, absolutely. I'm excited to do so.
- Okay, good, yes.
- Good to see you, Kevin.
- PJ, how are you doing?
Good.
Oh, my God, I have to tell you really fast.
Um, just so you know, the other night
we went out. There was a hypnotist...
Anthony got a little tipsy.
Short story, Anthony and Amy hooked up.
[indistinct conversations]
I just wanted you to know.
Just because you're walking back
in on this, you know what I mean?
- [Kevin] No, no, yeah.
- [PJ] Yeah. [Chuckles]
- I appreciate it, I appreciate it.
- Of course!
No, I appreciate it, PJ.
The full crew is back in action!
- Let's get to the seminar room.
- [Jackie] Let's go!
- Hang back with me for one second.
- Yeah.
I just wanted to say real quick, um,
PJ told me about what happened.
I just want to say, it's all good.
The heart wants what it wants. It's okay.
You know, I'm a big man. I can take it. It's all right.
- I'm not sure what you mean.
- I'm happy for you.
- For me?
- Yeah.
Happy for me for what?
[stammers] I mean, we're adults here.
You and Amy had a one-night stand.
That's okay, that's fine.
No, no. That did not happen.
- Well, what happened?
- Not me. The other Anthony.
Oh.
Yeah. That's why I was like... I need you to clarify, man,
because, you know, we need to be on
the same page about this. Um...
Oh, okay.
So, Other Anthony was hypnotized
and then Amy had been drinking a bit.
- So, I think that kind of...
- Was she hypnotized?
No, she was intoxicated.
Wow.
- Other Anthony...
- Yeah.
- I mean, I guess he's tall.
- No, don't go there.
- Don't go there, don't go there.
- He's tall. He's a tall guy.
Now you're comparing yourself to him
and that's not what you want to do.
- You know what I'm saying?
- Oh, no, no, no. I wouldn't.
I'm not saying he's better marriage
material than me or anything. [Laughs]
- You know what I'm saying.
- But he does have great calves.
It does occur to me that
because two Rockin' Grandma's employees
are now in a physical relationship,
I'm gonna have to do an interview with them.
Okay.
Basically, just like document their relationship.
- Okay.
- Get their statements and everything.
Hey, do you think you could help me out with that?
- Yeah.
- I just need a third-party witness.
Yeah, I got you. I got you, man.
- All right, man. Gosh...
- Absolutely.
[playing Swan Lake theme]
- Hello.
- Angels, it's like angels.
- I know.
- [laughs]
[Anthony beat boxing]
♪ Weber Grillz ♪
♪ Warm hello, on the phone is PJ ♪
♪ Makin' snack TikToks in his denim beret ♪
- This isn't even gonna be one I use.
- [laughs] It's hard, though.
So, the winner always gets this.
The Grammy award. You get it?
And that's my great-grandma
and we're not letting Triukas get
their grubby freckled hands on it.
- That's what's up. Come on, now.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah! Or...
Nope.
Yeah.
- Hey, what do you think of this earring?
- Oh, yeah, it looks good!
They wouldn't take the ring back, so I was like,
"You know what? I'm gonna turn that diamond into this."
- Oh, that was the diamond in the ring?
- This is the diamond from the ring.
[Anthony] Okay, so that's real ice!
No, no. It's like, the most expensive
jewelry I've ever worn, you know?
[Kevin] I know this is awkward.
[laughs] We're all adults here and everything.
- Yeah, whatever you need.
- Yeah.
Great, yeah. This is very boilerplate kinda stuff.
- [Amy] Okay.
- [Other Anthony] Mm-hmm.
And Anthony's gonna be our third-party witness today.
So, thank you, Anthony, for being here.
Okay. Um...
"Please list below any relationship
with any principal office red..."
Um, I think we know who the relationship is between.
Yeah, between me and Other Anthony.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Have there been any public displays
of affection witnessed by other employees?
I mean, yes. Because I think PJ and Anthony saw.
And you attest to that, too.
[Amy] Yeah, and I would like to say up front,
that there was just enthusiastic consent.
- From both parties.
- [Other Anthony] Big time.
- Passionate consent.
- [Amy] Yeah.
- That's important.
- [Amy] Yeah.
And we just kept checking in of like...
Um, I'd say, "is it okay to stick my tongue in your mouth?"
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, and I did the same thing. Like, "Yes, it is okay.
And is it okay if I stick my tongue in your mouth, Amy?"
- [Amy] And I'd say, "Yes, that's fine."
- [Other Anthony] Totally consensual.
- Uh, thank you for being forthcoming.
- Any detail you want.
We just want to make sure we're doing this right
and that you have all the information.
- That's what this is all about.
- [Amy] Good, good.
Anthony, I don't actually think I have
your address on file.
Oh, yes, so, I don't really have an address right now
because of a large infestation of black mold in my condo.
I had to move out.
Oh, well, I kinda need to put down an address of some kind.
Do you have any...
Well, why don't you just put...
You can just put my address for now.
- [Other Anthony] Really?
- [Amy] Well, yeah.
I mean, so you just have, like, something on file.
- I mean, you could maybe stay with me.
- [Other Anthony] That would be awesome.
You know, I learned an interesting
spaghetti fact the other day...
One strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto.
- A spaghetto?
- Yeah.
- Okay, that is interesting.
- It is interesting.
- Right? It's kinda like goose and geese.
- Yeah, exactly.
[Amy] Yeah, so, actually, um...
Kevin, you can just put my address for his address.
- Oh, you're gonna live with her?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- What kind of mattress do you have?
- [Amy] It's really bouncy.
[Other Anthony] I like firm, but I could try.
You know what? Can you do me a favor, Anthony?
It actually doesn't matter who
asks the questions and who witnesses.
I think it would be more appropriate.
Could you could ask just this section?
- Is that okay?
- Yeah.
Okay. I'm just gonna witness from over here.
Can you describe the incident in which
your relationship crossed
from professional into physical?
[Amy] Yeah, I actually crossed a lot
off my bucket list that night.
But it started because he brushed my thigh with his hand.
And at first I was like, "Oh." And then I was like, "Oh."
So then I kind of leaned in and I started
sucking on his upper lip.
And he started kissing my bottom lip
and then we had switched.
Yeah, and I liked it a lot.
You know what? I think we're done.
I think we're done anyway.
Thank you guys so much.
Oh, no. Thank you, Kevie. Do you feel like
you have enough information?
Oh, we got enough information. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Anthony, you think that's enough information?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[engine whirring]
[Marjorie] Hey, Anthony.
So, we actually... We're gonna have to...
Triukas I guess needs a little more time.
So, I'm just gonna tell everyone
we have about 20 more minutes.
F♪♪k them... I'm playing, I'm playing.
[both laugh]
- They're on last or were they...
- Second to last.
They wanted to go last but Doug's
tradition is the winner always goes last.
Okay, that's what they had said.
Although we've been in meetings all day
with Doug to, you know, close the deal,
we still found time to put together a performance that
I believe will be unstoppable.
Everybody, listen up. This is important, all right?
This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent,
not Triukas Got Talent, right?
Yeah? Let's show 'em what we got!
Let's show 'em who we are!
- Yes!
- Rockin' Grandma's, baby!
- [Amy] Whoo! Let's go!
- [all cheering]
- [Amy] Yes!
- [Dougie] Hands in. Let's go!
[Dougie] RG's Rockin' Grandma!
[all chanting] RG's Rockin' Grandma!
- [all cheering]
- [Amy] Triukas is gonna go down.
Because we're Rockin' Grandma's and we have to beat Triukas
so they can know, like, okay,
we don't [pause] around with anybody.
Yes, look at this!
Oh, my gosh, you guys. You look amazing!
How exciting! Yes!
- Y'all ready to have a good night?
- [all cheering] Yeah!
[Anthony] All right, all right, all right. So...
[Jackie] There she is!
Doug is giving y'all a sneak peak of our Grammy!
[all cheering]
The winner of tonight's contest will receive this Grammy,
awarded by Ms. Marjorie.
I heard that she is a tough cookie.
So, y'all better give it y'all's best.
And I will be fair but objective.
So, first off, we had Jackie and her flute.
- Whoo!
- Yes!
[playing Swan Lake theme]
[Dougie] We all agreed to wow Marjorie
by coming out of the gate hot.
And then people made some other choices.
[whispered] A-S-M-R.
[whispered] I have these spicy chips.
[whispered] Let's go for a ride.
[crunching]
[coughs] [bleep]
[Elizabeth] Oh, my God. Someone get him some water!
[PJ] It's okay. [Coughing continues]
- [Amy] Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay.
[PJ] Listen to the sounds, listen to the... [coughs]
Oh, [bleep]. [Clears throat]
The scene begins. "Come in, Bones." "And you are?"
"Claire Coleman, IT."
Bones is a procedural on the Fox network.
- Oh.
- They had fourteen seasons.
"What do you think of adding a new
special character to our marriage?"
"Is it her?" "Yes." "I'm in."
Uh, yeah, I'll be honest,
I was getting pretty nervous 'cause.
Marjorie hadn't seemed too stoked by anything we did.
So I knew I had to get up there
and turn things around for us.
[dance music playing]
[Dougie] Back in 2010, 2011, I got super into rave culture.
My homie, Squiggly, had an extra ticket to Hard Summer
and a hook-up to some b*mb-a*s ecstasy.
So, I rolled my ba*ls off and hooked up
with this smoking hot chick
who just had X's on her n*pples.
So, that was kind of like the peak moment
of my life to that point.
[upbeat dance music continues]
- [all cheering]
- Yeah! Give it up for Dougie Fresh!
- F-F-F-Fresh!
- Wow!
[salsa music playing]
[Kevin] Oh, yeah!
Things started a little slow.
But now we're just totally k*lling it!
I mean, what a shock!
- [Anthony beat boxing]
- ♪PJ's Snack Attack with Japanese chips ♪
♪ The flavors are fish, fish, and fish ♪
♪ Kate's so type A, it makes Steve shout ♪
♪ But Elizabeth got knocked the [bleep] out ♪
- [all] Oh!
- [Elizabeth] Okay.
[Jackie] So, they come in here
and try to take over our talent show,
apparently asking to be last?
Yeah, they wanted to be the last slot of the talent show.
We don't play that. Kevin goes last.
[Anthony] Kevin's going last.
- Do you know what Triukas is doing?
- No.
Eh.
[Dougie] At this point,
I'm feeling really good about our chances.
I mean, what's stupid Triukas gonna do?
Next up, we have what I'd like to consider
our special guests from Triukas.
We have them up next. So whenever y'all ready, let's do it.
We're waiting for a Triukas team member
to arrive shortly within...
Oh, you know what? Actually, they're here.
So, just sit tight.
So, here we go, everybody! Representing the Triukas Group,
- someone who needs no introduction.
- Who is that?
[Elizabeth] Please give a warm Rockin' Grandma's welcome
to two-time Golden Globe nominee,
nine-time Grammy nominee,
multi-platinum singer-songwriter and recording artist...
[screaming] It's Sia! It's Sia!
Sia, you guys. Thank you for coming! Thank you so much!
- Hi!
- Oh, wow, wow.
[Sia] So nice to meet you all!
[Elizabeth] Give it up, everyone! Yes!
Who the [bleep] is Sia?
What the hell? These people brought in Sia
to our company talent show.
PJ, you have zero chill.
Oh, sorry, girl, but it's Sia. Like, Sia!
We're gonna get a private concert from Sia.
Guys, this is next level.
- Thank you.
- Bravo.
Looks like I'm following Sia.
I had no idea she was coming. I'm a fan.
- [producer] What are you doing?
- Well, I'm gonna sing. I'm gonna sing.
- Ooh!
- That's a little preview. I'm gonna sing.
- Kevie has such a good voice.
- He does.
[producer] Other, can I see your bug bite?
- I didn't realize it was so big.
- Mm-hmm, they get ya.
[Other Anthony laughs] Yeah.
Okay, how about that? Um...
Uh, Anthony, right?
Um, can you... Well, we just set up Sia
in a private guest cabin.
Uh, please just make sure she has water.
You know, drinks, green M&M's, whatever she needs. Okay?
- Okay.
- Okay, great.
[Anthony] Yeah, so, I was just kinda sent
over there to be her assistant.
Like, get anything she needs.
So, just kind of talk to her like a normal person.
I didn't act like a fan, like PJ.
- [PJ] Oop!
- [all] Oop!
- [Jimmy] The shade!
- [murmuring]
I'm not ashamed of being a fan!
- The one thing I do need help with is...
- Okay.
Which wig? It helps me sometimes
if I see them on. Would you mind?
- You want me to put it on?
- Yeah.
Normally, I have people to help me do this
but apparently they're a bit low-budget.
Um...
Although they're paying me a [bleep] ton.
- [Anthony] I bet.
- Which I'm really grateful for.
- I'm going through a divorce.
- [Anthony] Oh, wow.
[Sia] I got the house but he got
all the crypto. I really need this gig.
Let's check you out in here.
All right.
Well, do you feel like a pop star?
- [Anthony] Not really.
- [Sia] Yeah.
Or... Actually, I might go the curly one.
Oh!
- I like this. I like the curls better.
- It's better, yeah.
- It just feels more natural for me.
- Yeah.
And it feels more natural for me too.
Okay, so if you're gonna introduce me, I just...
Because I'm a little bit particular,
- I love a little bit of pizzazz.
- Pizzazz, okay.
I've got a special outfit and... It will
fit you and you'll look amazing in it
and it's Dolce & Gabbana. What do you say?
[Sia] There we go. I've got weak ankles.
Look who we have here. Sia!
- [all cheering]
- Oh, thank you, guys!
[cheering continues]
So, as you guys know, we have a really
special guest with us here tonight.
- Give it up for Sia!
- [all cheering]
["Cheap Thrills" by Sia playing]
♪ Come on, come on, turn the radio on ♪
♪ It's Friday night and I won't be long ♪
♪ Gotta do my hair, put my make up on ♪
♪ It's Friday night and I won't be long ♪
♪ Till I hit the dance floor Hit the dance floor ♪
♪ I got all I need ♪
[Jackie] It was cool that they brought someone in
but, you know, I did honestly expect
them to perform themselves.
It would've been nice to see what
they could do, too. But she k*lled it.
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[all cheering]
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I love cheap thrills ♪
♪ I love cheap thrills ♪
♪ I don't need no money ♪
Come on, bud. Get up, brother.
Enjoy this sh*t, man. Come on...
- ♪As long as I keep dancing ♪
- I'm sorry, Dougie. I couldn't resist it.
No, I get it. That song is a banger.
My God, I forgot my underpants.
- [laughs]
- [Sia] I'm sweating a lot.
I'm sweating a lot. I'm losing my voice.
- I feel very hot. I might pass out.
- ♪I love cheap thrills ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la la ♪
♪ I love cheap thrills ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la la ♪
♪ I love cheap thrills ♪
- [all cheering]
- [PJ] Oh, my God!
- Encore!
- [Sia] Thank you so much.
Have we got anyone else?
I'm gonna join you!
Yeah!
How about that, guys? [Laughs] Wasn't that amazing?
- Iconic!
- Yes!
- [Anthony] All right, all right.
- Thank you!
So, our final act in the two-time champion
and he's here to defend his title.
- Give it up for Kevin!
- [all cheering]
Now it's time for a real singer to take the mic!
Let's get a real singer on the mic!
Go, Kevin! Go, Kevin!
[Dougie chanting] Reigning champ, reigning champ!
- You can do it!
- [laughs]
Thank you, Sia. [Laughs]
["Creep" by Radiohead playing]
Yeah, you know, I normally do an old standard song
but I decided to mix it up tonight.
Not sure why.
♪ When you were here before ♪
♪ Couldn't look you in the eye ♪
♪ You're just like an angel ♪
♪ Your skin makes me cry ♪
Tell me what the f♪♪k is going on.
[Anthony] He loves Amy and he thought
that they were dating...
So he proposed to her...
And she said no and was like, we're just best friends.
[Sia] Oh, f♪♪k a duck.
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
♪ I'm a weirdo ♪
♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪
♪ I don't belong here ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ She's running out ♪
[screaming]♪The door ♪
- I thought Kevin rocked.
- Yeah, it was really impassioned.
- [Dougie] He left his heart out there.
- Yeah.
I thought it was beautiful.
♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪
♪ I don't belong here ♪
♪ I don't belong here ♪
- [Marjorie] Wow.
- Give it up for Kevin!
- [all cheering]
- Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!
Kevin, that was amazing.
Truly. Like, that was...
- Personal.
- Beautiful.
- Loud.
- Wow. I'm like, moved.
Thank you, I appreciate it. Thank you.
Give it up for Kevin.
[Kevin] I mean, I just think the world of Marjorie.
She didn't have to say that and it
really made me feel good and everything.
And, um...
I wonder if she's single, actually. Marjorie... [laughs]
[laughs] Oh, sh**ter, sh**t!
Oh, no, no. Oh, no. I've learned my lesson.
I'm not going to propose in public to her.
No, I wouldn't do that. No, no.
[laughs, sighs]
Kevin, my God, that song...
Honestly, just blew me away.
Wait, are you saying we won?
Oh, no, no. The winner is Sia! Are you freaking kidding me?
- [all cheering]
- [Sia] What am I winning?
[Anthony] A Grammy.
[Sia] This is my first [bleep] Grammy, you guys.
- [all cheering]
- Awesome!
And then she just left.
You should have just gotten on the bus with her. Like...
Right? Like, could you imagine?
[sighs]
[Elizabeth] Oh, guys, let's all stand.
We want to give a warm goodbye, right?
Let's wave! Let's wave to her, you guys!
Finally won her first Grammy, you guys. Come on!
- [Jimmy] Bye, Sia!
- [all] Bye!
Guys, jump a little. Bye, yes!
She's jumping, you guys! You want to mirror people.
They like you when you do that.
Okay, you know what?
Let's keep it going. Keep the party going.
[Kevin] My arm's getting tired.
[Anthony] I thought that was a bit much.
Like, when she left,
we had to jump and wave for like 20 minutes.
- [Sia] Bye!
- [all] Bye!
Can I just say Triukas for the win? [Laughs]
Yeah! [Laughs]
[Anthony] I mean, I do think Triukas
cheated a little bit by bringing Sia.
At the same time, I'm not trying
to take away from the moment.
It is definitely exciting to even be around her.
Get to talk to her and interact with her.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
But I do feel bad for Dougie, though.
Tonight did not go the way he wanted it to.
Stupid, talented Sia. "Oh, look at me,
I've got the voice of an angel."
Doug, can we finish up some
of the talks in the business center?
- Yes, I'll talk to you soon.
- All right. Bye, guys!
[producer] With everything that happened tonight,
how are you feeling about the potential Triukas deal?
I felt a little confused honestly when Sia showed up.
But I trust Doug and they do... They do
have the resources that we want to grow.
[producer] And I heard she signed some things for you guys.
She signed my vision board.
And she said, "To PJ, love Sia."
[Anthony] It was cool she came
but Sia told me that Triukas paid her
a bunch of money to perform.
So, that tells you all you need to know about them.
- That's true.
- Facts.
I mean, these people paid money
to win our family company's talent show.
- That's psychotic, dog. I mean...
- [Amy] Oh.
[Doug] Excuse me, excuse me.
- [Jackie] Hey!
- [Amy] Hi.
Sorry for interrupting but, uh...
Big news, okay?
We have a deal!
- We have a deal!
- [PJ] Wow.
We're signing the papers tomorrow.
[murmuring]
- Are you okay?
- I trust him, I trust him. Yeah.
[theme music playing]
[narrator] On the next episode of Company Retreat...
[Doug] This is the end of our retreat
but the beginning of a new era for Rockin' Grandma's!
- I just... Jesus Christ.
- Oh, oh, oh.
[Doug] Let's open up that time capsule
and let's see what's going on!
This is just our way of welcoming you all
to the Triukas family!
[all grunting]
We've been cooking up a pretty awesome idea.
Um...
I'm really excited and I really think it could be huge.
- Dad!
- [Anthony] If Triukas thinks they can just
come in and do whatever they feel like they wanna do,
they're in for a rude awakening.
- Amen to that.
- [snaps fingers]
[theme music playing]
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