07x08 - Mega Moon Cheese

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♪ Their mission

♪ Save the world

♪ Fighting crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win!

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

CLOCK CHIMES

CLATTER
What was that?!

Relax.
It's nothing to worry about.

But that is!

Hoo-ya!

WHIMPERING

EVIL LAUGHTER

THEY COUGH

EVIL LAUGHTER

Fools!
The Vikings cannot be stopped!

By you... or anyone.

EVIL LAUGHTER

Uh...

Ow!

GASPS
Oh, my sketches!

My breakfast!
BOTH: Alex!

What? I'm training
for a big competition this weekend!

Geez! Is it to be
the world's most annoying room-mate?

Cos if so, stop now. You won!

Sorry. But listen to this.

My coach asked me to compete
in the decathlon!

Yay, Alex!
Wait, what does that mean?

It means I gotta train
for ten events!

Like the long jump.

What a challenge.
I gotta start right now!

CRASH

Oops! Seriously! Now I know
why people cry over spilt milk!

And then there's the shot put.
Whoa! OK we got it. Stop!

While we still have
a roof over our heads.

We're totally happy for you, Alex.

But why don't you go train
on the field?

Lots more space
and a lot less breakfast cereal.

And we don't have a spy mission
right now.

BOING
SAM AND ALEX: Clover!

You jinxed us!

ALL: Whoa!

Ow! Where are we?

Dunno, but you're rocking
the mop-top look, Clo!

CLOVER SHRIEKS

Oh! Ow!
Oh, oopsies! Sorry, Toby.

Why are we in here?
Is the WOOHPer broken?

No, it's not. Uh... I needed
to talk to you in private.

In the janitor's closet?
It was the best I could do.

Listen, last night,

I was working late
on a super cool secret new gadget,

and I overheard a major secret.

Yeah, we know - Zerlina now takes
her lychee tea with lemon.

WHISPERING: Much, MUCH more secret.

I was under my worktable

when I overheard
Zerlina and Jerry talking.

I can't believe my favourite day
of the year is nearly upon us!

Let's hope
Sam, Alex and Clover are ready

for their first WOOHP World
spy assessments.

BOTH: Woohp, woohp!
THEY CHUCKLE

It'll be tough,

but it's the best way to ensure
they're WOOHP World worthy.

Wait, what? Spy assessments?

As in... tests?

Relax.

Now that we know it's coming,
we can prepare for it.

Toby, when exactly is
this assessment supposed to happen?

I don't know. Just that it's soon.

Soon?! Our careers
are relying on this,

and all you can say is "soon"?!

I'll try to snoop around some more,

but it's not easy to spy
on a bunch of spies!

In the meantime,
be ready for anything.

Hey! What are you doing
in my supply closet?

THEY MUMBLE
APOLOGETICALLY

YELLING: I don't care!

I was just asking to be polite!
Now get out!

Sheesh! If that's polite,
hate to see the rude version.

HE GROWLS

You don't scare us at all.

ALL SCREAM

Come back here!

ALL SIGH IN RELIEF

ZERLINA: Spies!
I don't remember woohping you.

We got lost!
This looks like our kitchen.

We thought this was the bathroom.

But I was about to.
Now, listen up.

Bizarre thefts of Viking artefacts

have occurred
at museums all around the world.

The one Viking exhibit
which hasn't yet been hit

is in Singapore's very own
Arts and Science Museum.

I'm assigning the three of you
to guard it.

Toby, if you please.
Huh? Oh, yes! Here! Gadgets!

Fresh off
the top of the think tank,

a fire extinguisher
masked as a clicky pen.

Cool! I love clicky pens.
Clover.

A pocket-sized fan
that blows awesome bubble traps.

Whoa!
Whoa! Oh!

Oops.

And finally,
some new all-weather footwear.

Totally waterproof.

Oh, sorry, Toby, my closet
can't fit another pair of shoes.

Uh... kidding!

There's always room for more!
Sling me those pumped-up pumps!

Excuse me. WOOHP London is calling.
Good luck, spies.

No doubt this mission will test you
to your limits. Don't let me down.

Did you hear that?
She totally just said it was a test!

This mission is obviously a cover
for our spy assessments, right?

Yeah, I mean, Vikings? Seriously?!

And who steals
some old stones, right?

Unless they're, like, diamonds?
So with you, Clo.

But you still gotta pass the test.

ALL: And stop clicking that pen,
Clover!

OK, fine! Pen party poopers.

'Hello. Do you require assistance?'

LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Do you think we require assistance?
Who's asking? Who programmed you?

'Do you need assistance?'

Sure is acting like she does.
Let's pop open your control panel.

Sam, what are you doing?

Anyone we encounter
could be working for Zerlina

and trying to trip us up
on our assessments.

Anyone?
Anyone.

Sheesh! Paranoid, much?

Can't we just get this test
started already?

I got decathlon training to do.

Or maybe...
I can do both at the same time.

Ha!
Argh!

We're not with her.

These big Viking dolls
are so real.

VIKING CHUCKLES

Whoa! This Viking display
is totally awesome.

It includes sequencing
from actual Viking DNA!

And I totally adore
those cute stone necklaces.

What cute stone necklaces?
Oh! Over there.

The ones that docent dressed
in Viking gear is removing.

Uh... removing?

From an exhibit
that hasn't even opened yet?

Oh! This must be the test!

Which means that Viking docent...
Is the spy examiner in disguise!

Yo! You with the horns! Freeze!

I got this! Let the real
decathlon training begin!

Whoa! Colour me impressed.

LAUGHS EVILLY

VIKING LAUGHS

If anyone should be laughing,
it's us.

The Viking look went out, like,
a thousand years ago.

Hmm.
HE ROARS

ALL: Whoa!

This should cool you off,
horn-head!

Whoaaa!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Looks like we passed our test
with flying colours.

How'd we do, Mr Viking?

I am Bjorn the Beast,

here to restore the Vikings to
their rightful place of prominence

by re-conquering the world!
LAUGHS EVILLY

Look, "Bjorn the Beast",
we appreciate the backstory,

but no real baddie
would have such a cheesy name.

I'm the descendant
of Ivor the Boneless!

HE STRAINS

Release me!

Oh, fine. But remember
how quickly we let you go

when you're giving us an A
on our assessments.

Wha...?!
Go polish your horns, Bjorn.

CLOVER GIGGLES
Before we call the fashion police!

Cool! Yeah!

That was a cool little workout.

Now that our spy assessments
are over,

I can finally focus
on my decathlon.

BEEPING
Guys, quiet, it's my coach.

Ssh!

Hey, coach! What's up?

'Alex? What are you doing
at the Arts and Science Museum?

'And why are you in a wetsuit?'

Uh... wet? Oh... Um...

I'm exercising my mind and my body

in my new... uh...
state-of-the art sweatsuit!

It's designed
to maximise efficiency

and hyperbolic
essentialisation... ing.

Available
in all the latest colours!

'The only colour
I care about is victory.'

ALARM BLARES

Um... me too! Yellow, right?
Anyway, gotta go!

Bye!
That sounded so awkward.

Actually, it was
one of my better calls with her.

Let's go!

What?! Him again!

♪ March to conquest

♪ Vikings shall ever be

♪ The ones who are the best

♪ March to victory

♪ March to conquest... ♪

Now this guy
is testing our eardrums

as well as our spy abilities.

♪ March to victory! ♪

VIKING LAUGHS EVILLY

VIKING LAUGHS EVILLY

Wow, these are
pretty impressive special effects.

WOOHP isn't sparing any expense
on our test. I'm kinda flattered.

THUMP
Ow!

LAUGHS EVILLY

It's time to unleash
our combined power upon the world!

The second Viking empire
begins today!

SPIES SCREAM

ALL SCREAMING

♪ March to victory
March... ♪

If we're going to pass
this levelled-up assessment,

we've gotta stop
Bjorn and his creepy Vikings!

Not if we stop you first!

Atta-a-a-a-ack!

This way, big fella!
I need some room to fight!

Uh... but maybe not this room
to fight.

Reverse engines.

Uh... Oh, yeah!

Haven't you ever heard
of personal space?

If you can feel this,
you're too close!

You're a persistent little sucker,
aren't you?

Well, unfortunately for you,
so am I!

MUFFLED ROARING

h*-h*! Pop that! Ten outta ten!

Oh, no. Clover!

Urgh, can you please stop
holding me like this?

You're giving me
serious indigestion!

Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast,
Beasty-Bjornie!

Hey, now,
this isn't my first rodeo!

I'm a professional spy.
And I'd like to keep it that way.

You know what to do, buddy.
BEEPING

Grr! I've spent a long time
preparing for this day,

and you and your two friends
are ruining everything!

Excuse me? We're only taking this
as seriously as you are.

We wanted you to be
totally happy with us.

What? Then you've failed.
Failed?

Miserably.

Guess we overstepped ourselves.
Sorry. Here.

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Thank you!
What?!

BJORN LAUGHS

Sam! I can't believe you fell for

the "hand over
your bubble gadget" trick!

Bah!

Double ugh!
You should feel honoured!

You're the first of many to be
thwarted by the mighty Viking.

Oh! I can't burst my bubble!

We must prepare
for the next phase of my plan.

The Viking victory over you three

will soon be a victory
over all who defy us!

Hey! We haven't failed yet.
Alex is still fighting.

Well... so much for that argument.

Any chance we can have a do-over?
I'll be better next time!

Smash that wall!

We'll wheel this trebuchet out

and catapult our enemies
out across the Marina Bay.

You're gonna... what now?
Cat-cat-catapult me?!

You're not really gonna do that?

I mean, you're just testing
how we handle a bluff, right?

Argh! Phew! You actually had me
worried there for a minute. Oh!

I've got a better idea!

I can use them as a defence system
for my Viking ship.

BOTH: Viking ship?!

BIRDS CAW
Today, we'll conquer Singapore.

Tomorrow... the world!
CHUCKLES EVILLY

You know, I'm starting to wonder

if you're not taking this test
a teeny bit too seriously.

Urgh! I hate this.

No-one treats me
like a bubble-head. Toby!

OK, I know this is cheating
on my stupid test,

but how do I deactivate
your bubble gadget?

'Sorry, Sam, can't talk.

'Zerlina's got us scrambling

'because of some crisis
near Marina Bay.

'But I just heard
your spy assessments

'should start very soon.'

Very soon?
So it hasn't even started yet?!

Then that means...

GASPS
...Bjorn is a real baddie?!

SHE YELLS

Hey, everybody, listen!

Bjorn is... gone?!

♪ March to victory

♪ March to conquest

♪ Viking shall ever be
The ones who are the best! ♪

A new age of Vikings begins now!

There, my friends! That is
the first boat we shall pillage!

But that's a tourist boat.

I prefer to think of it
as an appetiser.

Let's get pillaging!

Think again, horn-head!
Clover! Alex! Listen!

Bjorn isn't working for WOOHP.

He really is
just a guy obsessed with Vikings.

Oh, my gosh.

So now I don't need to worry
about taking down a fellow agent?

Huh! We can really cut loose!

Nice throw, Alex.

And nice catch.
Catch?

What does that... mean?

I'm not sure you meant to do that!

I did! Don't worry.
We'll be right back!

Sammy! Please tell me
you have a plan.

And please tell me what it is.
I do.

If my calculations are correct,

we're gonna land
on that tourist boat.

You mean the tourist boat
we just flew past?

Oops. I forgot it's a trebuchet,
and not a catapult.

SPLASH

Call yourself a Viking?
Your aim is terrible!

Mm, tough day, huh?
Yeah, I can relate.

Especially now.
By the way, your outfit? Love!

It's just so...
retro and Nordic cool.

Time to see just how waterproof
Toby's new boots really are!

This is amazing!
We can literally walk on water!

Let's run it!


Start the clock!

Ooh!

This might come in handy.

PASSENGERS WHIMPER

BJORN LAUGHS EVILLY

All aboard!

Sorry, Vikings, you need a ticket
to board this ship.

Grr! Attack!

Hey, no fair, four against one.

Make that four against three!

Let's haul this catch in!

What?! By our great ancestors!

Hi, folks. I'm Clover. I'll be
your tour guide for today's fight.

On your left,
the yellow spy releases

an awesome shot put
to kick some Viking butt.

And on your right, the green spy
does justice with the javelin.

Hey! Nobody messes with the helmet!

Yay! Yeah! Take him down!
Let's get our money's worth!

And now we'll conclude
today's tourist attraction

with our big finale. Ready, guys?

On three.

One!

Two!

Three!

CHEERING
We're saved! You did it!

And for our encore,

we take down
the ringleader of this circus.

Heh! No hard feelings?

Oh, come on!

No, wait! Stop! I can't swim!

HE WHIMPERS

How's that for a long jump?!

Thanks for helping me train
for my decathlon, Bjorn.

I'm starting to wish
you'd just let me sink.

Don't worry. You'll have plenty
of time to figure it out in jail.

Well done, spies! We'll return
the Viking exhibits to the museum.

As for Bjorn, it's off to WOOHP's
high-security space prison.

MUSICAL BEEPING

Hey, Toby, what's up?

WHISPERING: I just got an update!

Your spy assessments
are about to start!

ALL: What?! No!

What's wrong? Aren't you happy
I gave you a heads-up?

No, because we may be
totally spies,

but we're also totally exhausted.

ALL: Ah-h-h!

Your first decathlon,
and you came out on top!

Gold totally suits you!

Those creepy Vikings
totally prepped me for this!

One of the top scouts says
I have real potential -

she'll be keeping an eye on me!

E-e-e!
Having fun?

Sorry to crash the party,

but I have the results
of your spy assessments.

Here.

ALL WHIMPER

"Must take it more seriously"?

"Must try harder"?

"A B for effort"?!

I've never gotten a B in my life!

I'm sorry to say this,
but the truth is...

I'm totally kidding!

What?!

You aced your assessments.
All three of you did great!

ALL WHOOP

Thanks, Zerlina, but clearly,
we gotta work on one thing -

figuring out when you're joking!

SPIES CHUCKLE

Yeah, totally!