07x01 - Frankenpanda

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♪ Their mission, save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents
With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls
Hurry up, you're gonna win!

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

GIGGLING

DOLPHIN SQUEAKS

GIGGLES

Mm, come on. Mm, come on!

SAM GROANS,
CLOVER WHINES

I feel like I've been lying
on this lounger forever.

When are we gonna go on
a mission already?

Relax, Clover.

Check out these supes-cute dolphins
instead.

Yeah, Alex, we get it -
it's the beach.

There are giant fish.

Technically, they aren't fish, th...
CLOVER GROANS

Why isn't Jerry calling us?

GASPS
Oh, no!

Have we lost our touch?!

No way! We're as sharp as ever.

Oh. Ha. Oopsie.

Gotta hold that left turn!

SAM YELLS

What was that?

We gotta get back in spy shape.
Alex, heads up.

Whoa!

Ouch!
Move over, losers!

O-M-G! Why are you girls
in MY space?

I need to decompress, people.

The beach isn't YOUR space, Mandy.
And that's MY lounger.

Whatever!
Hey!

My parents signed me up

for this dull and boring
summer digi-tech course.

It's literally frying my brain.
And her attitude.

Anyhoo, today, it's "pampering Mandy
on the beach" day,

and you sea slugs
are blocking my sun.

Argh!

SAM GROWLS

THEY GASP

Ru-ude much?

Don't mind if I do.

SNIFFS
Mmm!

Coconut and geranium
with rose bloom.

Wait, I know this scent.

I need to forget this horrible,
disgusting mission ever happened.

You have to make it go away!

Hurry, before she changes her mind.
Use the reprogramming tool, Jer.

YELLS

SCREAMING

THEY GRUNT

Urgh!
Ugh, uncomfortable landing much?

Oops! Where's the couch?

Ohhh, cardboard. So eco-chic.

But where's Jer?
And why is his office empty?

Oh, no, did Jer get fired?

I knew something was up.
CLOVER GASPS

Is it because I changed my hair?
I know it means so much to everyone.

THEY SOB
Jerry!

No, spies, not fired.

Just late.
HE CHUCKLES

Alex, Sam, Clover!

It's good to see you, too.

Can't... breathe. Oh!

Jerry! Have you got us a mission?
We've been training all summer.

Indeed, I do, Clover.

I hope you spies are ready.
Born ready!

Hoo! Ha!

The crew abandoned this ship when
a flying lobster pirate attacked,

stealing crates of buckets
and kitchen utensils.

So... they're gonna have a picnic
in the sun?

SPIES LAUGH

Unfortunately, Alex,
something much more sinister.

We believe the cargo it's after
is a mega lithium-ion battery 4000.

What?! One of those could power
all of New York. Or destroy it.

Ugh!

Precisely, Sam.
The mind boggles. Ugh.

It's imperative we get
to that battery first.

Let's power up and get out of here!

My thoughts entirely.
And here are your gadgets.

A digitised atomic bangle,
better known as the DAB. Haha!

Ugh, don't do the dance, Jer.
Don't do it!

A gentleman never succumbs
to a fleeting dance trend.

Next - the uber fine,
ultra water-resistant

exploding eyebrow pencil.

And lastly, who's up
for the iSlumber pendant?

Ah, yes.

Swing this pendant
in front of your foe,

and it'll send them
into a deep sleep.

CLOVER SNORES

Whoa! Not me! I was just resting.

Uh, so, anyway, super cool gadgets,
but what's with all the boxes?

A WOOHP spring cleaning?
HE CHUCKLES

SPIES: Whoa!

Good luck in Singapore.

I'm sure you've got it all in hand.
h*-h*!

Whoo!
CLOVER AND ALEX GRUNT

Maybe we are
a little out of practice.

ALARM BLARES
Ahhh!

THEY GASP

What in all the shellfish is that?
Seriously, not the coolest look.

Huh! Aaah!

Whoa! Sorry!

Lobster claws are a great accessory.

CLOVER EXCLAIMS

Aaaaah!

Clover!

Aaah!

Time for a make-over.

SAM GASPS
Oh, no!

CLOVER EXCLAIMS

Let her go!

Wait, no, don't let go.
Give her back...

SLEEPILY: ..nicely.

Oh.
Alex!

This is no time to be napping
on the job.

What?

Huh!

CLOVER GRUNTS

Woohoo!

Aaah! That's not good.

Aaaaaaah!

No!
No!

Whoa!

CLOVER GRUNTS

Help!

CLOVER EXCLAIMS
Stop being so clingy!

SAM GASPS

CLOVER PANTS

Oh, this is super bad.
We've lost all our gadgets.

And now we're stranded in Singapore
with this totes gross claw.

Ugh. Worst start to a mission ever.

Jer's gonna be so upset.

Maybe we have forgotten
how to be spies.

Oh! We're gonna get fired, for sure!

And the villain's gonna use
that battery to blow up the world!

ALEX SOBS

We should've stayed in Malibu
with Mandy!

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

Gimme a lobster claw and a
runaway battery over Mandy anytime.

COMPOWDER BEEPS
How is it going, spies?

Uh, really, really good.
So, so good, Jer.

We messed up big time.

JERRY SIGHS

Sending you the coordinates
for a WOOHP rescue pick-up

here in Singapore
so you can get new gadgets.

Oh, we're terrible spies.

Yay!

Oh, not yay to that. Yay to that!

Frozen yoghurt!

Mmm!
Yummy!

Hey!
Why is my scoop smaller than yours?

That's not fair!
Pfft.

BOY WHINES
My scoop is too small!

COMPOWDER BEEPS
AND BUZZES

Yippee!
We got our rescue coordinates.

Ha! Gotta love Jer.

Uh, seriously?

Creepy alley much?

THEY SCREAM

Oh!

What an upgrade.
WOOHP-ed by a flying car.

Uh, does anyone else see that wall?

The one we're about to crash into?

THEY SCREAM

Wow.
Whoa.

THEY GASP
Welcome to WOOHP World!

Wow.

How about I show you?

The story of WOOHP begins and ends
right here. Follow me.

Looks like we're not fired yet.

ALL: Oh, wow!

On my right,
the Spy Training Dome. Whoa.

Then the Bridge of Spies.
Whoa.

Next, my personal favourite,
the Soft Spies Bakery.

Totally amazing!

HE INHALES DEEPLY

Ah, the sweet aroma of
the famous Compowder cinnamon buns.

And now to Toby's Fab Lab.

What's a Toby Fab Lab?

Well, I'm Toby, and this is my lab,
and I guess it is pretty fab.

High five to that!

METAL CLANKS
Whoa!

Wowza! That packs a punch.
TOBY CHUCKLES

If you want soft,
then don't go for my bionic arm.

Mwah!

O-M-G. You have to tell me
all about that.

What BOS does it use?

Bionic operating system.

A combination engineered
by yours truly. Check this out.

'Welcome, spies.'
SPIES: Wow!

'I hear you threw
all your gadgets in the ocean?'

JERRY CLEARS THROAT

Sorry, my AI doesn't have
any manners.

'In the ocean?'

All is forgiven, because hello?

Check out these nails!
Bionic and fashion conscious.

We are so gonna be fast friends.
I'm just getting warmed up.

SPIES: Wow!

Ultra cool GPS-integrated
pixel gloves

for all your digital go-to needs

and linked up
to your high-tech flying friends.

Drones!
DRONES WHISTLE

Super cute much? Hi, droney!
JERRY CLEARS THROAT

Right.

Ooh!
Wow. Yeah!

New gadgets.

Presenting
ultra-slick-stick hair mousse,

boomerang K-pop tiaras

and an ultra elastic
bandana catapult.

Elastic-tastic! Thanks, Toby.

I've tracked the drone
thanks to the claw you...

uh, brought with you, Clover.

So, let's get you some wheels!
Awesome!

Hey, can we borrow
that super cool car

that nearly flew us
into the wall again?

Sorry, the WOOHP-e is part
of a ride-sharing programme.

But we do have other options.

SPIES: Whoa!

Total action-vehicle overload!

Stand back,
the big boss is coming through.

Better get going, spies.

That monster drone won't catch
itself, you know.

Whoa!

Wow, cool.
I am so choosing a bike.

Ugh. I wanna know what's going on in
there, but I also don't wanna know.

Hey, we don't need to run
into anything!

Droney! Go check it out.
DRONE WHISTLES

DRONE WHISTLES

Hmm. Maybe it's broken.

Nope, clearly not broken.

Just having some fun, huh?

Come on, droney,
pleeeease go check it out?

DRONE WHISTLES

Great [!] More drones with attitude.
DRONE WHISTLES

OK, OK, you ARE super cute.

DRONE WHISTLES

DRONE WHISTLES

VEHICLE BUZZES,
DRONE WHISTLES

Whoa! How is that driving by itself?

It's not.
The monster drone is at the wheel.

We can't mess up again.
We've gotta stop that truck.

Hey, Mr Claw-less!

Phew!

DRONE WHISTLES,
ALEX GIGGLES

Who are you
to mess with Captain Panda?

No-one stands in the way of me
and my ultimate creation.

SAM CHUCKLES

Guess he really was stuck on you,
Clover.

This better be a clue
to finding the battery.

Our jobs and the future
of this city depend on it.

Fluffy pillows and duvets?

Is the villain gonna send Singapore
into a giant snooze-fest?

ZAP
Aaaah!

More like
a giant Singapore meltdown!

THUD,
CAR ALARM BLARES

Guys, I normally love pandas,
but what is that?!

Now we know where those fluffy
duvets and pillows were headed.

It's like the largest,

oddest-looking panda service bot
ever.

It's like a Frankenstein of pandas.

O-M-G, it's totally Frankenpanda!

SPIES SQUEAL

Clover, quit offending monsters!

PANDA LAUGHS

Huh? It's not after us.
It wants something else.

Time for my frozen revenge.

Revenge?
That sounds Franken-terrifying!

Big scoops for everyone!
SPIES: Huh?!

GIRL SOBS
MOTHER: Huh? Oh.

SCREAMING
No, no, no!

Hey! If I wanted to serve treats
in the air,

I would have become
a flight attendant.

Aaaaaah!

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Aaaaah!

No more stingy servings.

BOY: Yay! Awesome!

GASPING

GIRL GASPS

Whoa, guys, Frankenpanda

is giving away frozen yoghurt
to everyone.

Whoa. Now, this is
a Sammy-size portion.

Guys, focus. We've got to stop
this walking-duvet dessert-giver!

VILLAIN: No-one sticks up
my beautiful panda bot!

The lithium battery.

So that's what's powering
Frankenpanda.

And that's got to be
the control centre in the head.

We've got to get up there
to disable it.

Yikes!
Aaah! Whoa!

Oh! Ooh! No more for me, thanks.

The frozen yogurt's cut our power.

Just gotta use your head... band!

Bandana catapult, go!

I've got you now, you evil...

cute kid?

It's Captain Panda to you.

I just... wanted everyone to get
a fair share of frozen yoghurt.

SAM GASPS
I totally get it.

I got a lousy small serving too.

THUD
Huh?

BOTH: Whoa!

Oh!
Brain freeze!

It's out of control!

PANDA LAUGHS,
PEOPLE EXCLAIM

The water is gonna
short-circuit Frankenpanda

and everyone inside him!

Hey, Frankenpanda. Let's go.

Huh!

PANDA LAUGHS

I take it all back!

I'll never complain about time
on the sun lounger again!

'Good news and bad news.

'Good news, Frankenpanda
didn't go for a swim.

'Bad news,
it's about to trample Clover!'

Do something!

Ugh! You guys did this!

But there is an override system,
I just can't reach it on my own.

Luckily, you're not on your own.
You've got a co-pilot now.

GIRL GRUNTS

THUD,
BOTH EXCLAIM

PANDA LAUGHS

Aaaah!

WHIMPERS

CLOVER SCREAMS

Yeah!

Wow!

Hey, look at that -
fashion just finds me,

even when I'm chased by
an out-of-control giant panda bot.

All good down there?

Great job, spies.

Maya!
Mom, Dad!

Your daughter is so gonna be on
our list of young geniuses to watch.

Yes, after she's spent many hours
helping clean up the city.

But what's gonna happen
to my precious prince panda?

Don't worry, we'll look after him
for you in my Fab Lab.

It's not over, spies.
The big boss wants to see you.

Geez, feels like we're in
the principal's office.

Not that I would ever know.

Ah, glad to see you're taking
your retirement seriously, Jerry.

What? You can't do that!
He's still got so much to give.

Ah, spies. Not to worry.
I'm stepping down but not out.

I'll be seeing you around
WOOHP World in an advisory capacity.

I'll leave it to my daughter,
Zerlina, to explain.

SPIES: Daughter?!
What? How?

I wouldn't be a very good spy
if you knew all about me,

now, would I?

You're Jerry's daughter?!

Yes, that's me. Zerlina.

We want to offer you a place
on the elite

spy training programme
here at WOOHP World.

SAM GRUNTS

But what about Mali-U?

You can transfer
to the AIYA Academy.

Not far from that fabulous
shopping district of Singapore.

CLOVER GASPS
And you'll have a new apartment -

right above the coolest
bubble tea cafe in town.

Awesome! Yeah!
SPIES GIGGLE

So, that's how we ended up
in Singapore.

Clover, that's classified.
Delete that video!

Hi. Singapore style,
caught by Clover.

Keeping you up to speed...
Lychee-lavender bubble teas?

I mean, hello, I'm Glitterstar.

Welcome to I Spy Bubble Cafe.

Ah, I love it here already!
THEY SLURP

SPIES: De-lish-cious.

Thanks, Glitterstar!

HUMS

PHONE RINGS
Hmm.

Hi, Jer, it's me, Mandy.
Long time no see.

How you doing?
But I... Who?

I don't know a Mandy.
Yeah, you do.

You were my boss, I was a spy.

Way better than those
other loser recruits.

Then you ditched me,
wiping my memory.

I wiped your what?

I do-don't know
wha-what you're talking about.

Yeah, you do.
Anyhoo, memory's back.

Got your coconut and geranium
sun cream to thank for that.

It's chrysanthemum! Oops.

Whatever! I wanna be a spy again.
Like, now!

Anything to avoid
digi-tech boring summer camp.

DISCONNECTING BEEP
Jerry?

Jerry! Argh!