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06x17 - Little Dude

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Totally Spies!". Aired: 3 November 2001 – 3 October 2013.*
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The series focuses on the adventures of three teenage girls from Beverly Hills, California – Clover, Sam, and Alex – who live a double life as secret agents working for the World Organization of Human Protection (WOOHP).

06x17 - Little Dude

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[beeping]

THEME SONG: Sam, Clover, Alex!

Whoo!

We arrive in the fashion world.

Yeah!

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex!

Whoo!

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are Totally Spies.

[fireworks exploding]

[wheels spinning]

[music playing]

[bicycle bell ringing]

Yeah!

[laughing]

Whoever's last in hasto do dishes for a month!

[laughing]

Whoo!

Ahh!

[groaning] You were
still last, so you lose.

I am proud to say that
operation shop till drop

was a complete success.

[sigh]

Clover, what's the matter?

Nothing.

I mean, everything.

Do you know how long it'sbeen, since I've been on a date

with a cute boy?

Forever.

Hmm.

[sobbing]

Uh actually, you were on adate with a cute boy last week.

Exactly, like I said, forever.

Not even ridiculouslypriced Rodeo Drive fashion's

could make me feel any better.

[wheels grinding]

Power-board b*mb yo.

Yo.

Wow.
So cute.

Looks like the doubt
is officially over.

So, was that real
slide diamonds, or what?

Huh?

Yeah, I've never
seen such a diamonds,

A powerful power-boardbomb or a rail slide move

like that before.

Whoa, are you a skater?

If you are, you have to beBettiest skater of a Betty

I've ever laid eyes on.

If Betty means cute girl, thenI've been a skateboarding type

Betty for years.

Awesome.

Well then don't be gawking, whenyou should be skate skating.

You can scam my
ride, heavenly Betty.

I even have a spare lid for you.

Are you sure about this?

You've never been on a
skateboard in your life.

Hmm.

[music playing]

I normally only skate
with my own board.

[screaming]

No.

Nice.

Enthusiastically curbed yo.

Whoa!

Look out!

Outta my way.

So awesome.

We're coming Clover.

Hold on!

Yo.

Well Clover,
saved by the WOOHP.

What do you mean?

You got pulled
way, before you could

show off the only skateboardingtrick you know, falling off.

Really, I thought I did OK.

Hello spies, we shouldget straight to the mission,

it's a doozy.

Something incredibly
odd is happening

to many of the world's mosttreasured nature destinations.

Our latest reports are comingin from the Grand Canyon, that's

why we need feet on
the ground to tell

whoop what's really going on.

You've got it
Jer, but I know were

not going there empty-handed.

Correct as always Sam.

The Sassy Shield
belt, it can be used

to produce a large mega-levelshield right in front of you.

Beware of power drain
at that intensity,

but for a few moments,
not even a microbe

will be able to get through.

Microbes, sure know
how to ruin your day.

The slingback, slingshottracker and the run for cover,

hover-boards which you ofcourse, are familiar with.

And, the Vibrosonic ear-buds,the lowest frequency to live

is a low rumble, thehighest can liquefy diamond.

Be very careful
how you use those.

Ooh, liquid diamonds.

And one more
thing, the Whoop lab

has developed a new
app for your compound,

as it's called
bloodhound, and it

will allow you to
identify footprints

or track marks of any kind.

That's all spies, time toget you to the Grand Canyon.

Ready when you are, Jer.

Do we get to ride burros?

You're so cute.

Because I'm gonna
call you Steven.

Are these flies
bugging you Steven?

Do you think maybe we
should be more worried

about Alex's dating drought?

Hey Blakely, what's up?

Yo.

Hey, I had to call totell you that your moves,

they were amazing.

The ones I got to peep beforeyou super-jetted out yo.

Where did you blast to so fast?

A hair appointment, my bad.

I turn super evil if
I'm late for a styling.

Whoa, brutal.

Well we need to get sick
on the blacktop, soon.

Sure, sounds great.

I think I oversold myskater skills a little bit.

Ya, think?

Come on girls,
these burros aren't

going to ride themselves.

[donkeys bray]

Shoo.
Shoo.

Go away.
- You know what Alex?

I think these flies
are from you're burro.

Don't listen to herSteven, they're just jealous.

What happened?

Did someone pave
the Grand Canyon?

Who ever did this,
must have worked fast.

But you need a 100
trucks and paving mixers

to do this amount of work.

I think the locals wouldhave noticed that, right?

Girls we might have a problem.

the blacktop is melting.

We need to get our
feet unstuck before we

become part of this
national treasure,

or worse, it stains our boots.

Say it, don't
scream it next time.

Sorry my bad.

Use the sassy shield
belts, full-strength.

More rocks on the way.

Wow, Jerry wasn't
kidding about the power

drain at the top setting.

We need an exit to sweet.

I'm on it.

Grab on.

I take back everything
I said, Steven

is the greatest burro ever.

He accepts you'reapology, don't you Steven?

Huh, I didn't see this before.

There are tracks
on the blacktop.

Let's get these
clues back to Jerry,

then head back to school.

I just entered the photointo the bloodhound app

and in a few minutes, we'llknow what those tracks are.

It gives us some time towatch clover uh, practice.

You can do it Clover.

Yeah, we believe
in you, mostly.

All right wheels,
I can beat you.

You're not so tough.

You must be doing this
to impress some boy.

How perfectly lame.

Mandy, why are you so--

That's not good Clover.

I've got ketchup in my eyes.

I've got mustard in my eyes.

Who is responsible for this?

Clover did it, and
I've got the evidence.

Who said that, who's there?

Great.

Oh guys look.

What, how did they--

What is going on?

Mandy, how disappointing.

You tried to blame
Clover, shame on you.

No, no, no they
were just here.

Clover did it, I
have never touched

a skateboard in my life.

I mean except for now.

Something is happening
to Mount Everest

right now, you 3 need to
locate the disturbance,

and shut it down.

That's what we do best Jer.

Whoa, I'm feeling nervous.

I don't know why.

Gee Clover, we're justjumping out of a speeding jet.

You do this all the time, andno wheels, you'll be fine.

OK.

Thanks girls, I
needed to hear that.

Let's do this.

No worries Clover,
you've got this.

Yeah, way to board thehighest mountain in the world.

See, without wheels,
I'm totally solid.

You're not going
to believe this.

I've always wanted
to see Everest,

I never thought it would lookso much like a parking lot.

It's way not supposed
to look like this.

Do you girls see what I see?

Is he riding a Skateboard?

That's our bad guy, and he'strying to pave the mountain.

Well he's not getting
away with it this time.

Let's go.

Sorry, we're here to
shut the party down.

Fantabulous.

Nice of you swell, bodaciousladies to join the party.

Aren't you a little
old to be skateboarding?

That's so totally harsh, justtry and keep up with me babes,

I'm skating this
mountain to the max.

Look out.

That nerdy old
guy's getting away.

Come on.

Gotcha, you've ruined you'relast national treasure, nature

hater.

Looking Gnarly.

Take a chill pill babes,see you on the never side.

Got it with the tracker.

Nice one Alex.

Uh, oh, I better
send a distress

beacon to Jerry before--

Just about done girls?

Jerry?

That weaselly old-timer.

Point me in a direction, Jer.

I want to take that guy down.

Whoever he is, he
knows his chemistry.

The high-tech micro-compoundsin his paving sprayer

are very impressive.

We have to stop
the skater before he

pays over the entire world.

You'll get your
chance very soon.

The tracking device you
planted indicates he's

headed towards Victoria Falls.

Cool.

We haven't been to
Africa since Tuesday.

No sign of him.

Well if it still looks likebeautiful wonders of nature,

it means he hasn't
been here yet.

How can one skater
be so cute and perfect,

and another one be such
a pain in the butt?

Did you guys hear that?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Where are we?

I think were in a
cave, behind the falls.

Wicked.

You called it red, I guessyou're the smart one.

Smarter than you, definitely.

And, who are you anyway?

Yeah, why are you trying todestroy, the most beautiful

locations in the world?

And more importantly, whyare you dressed in clothes

for someone half your age?

I was big time famous once.

Nobody could skate
like me, rail like me,

flip, jump, and slide like me.

They called me little dude andI was their righteous king.

But now, everybody says
I'm totally a joke,

my moves are all


I'm going to score some revengeby paving over the Earth,

and turning it into the
raddest skate park ever.

That'll show those grody littlepunks that I'm still king.

Sure.

The king of concrete,
weakest idea ever.

What about the lakes,
the trees, the animals?

Chipmunks don't skateboard.

What will they do for fun?

Huh?

Sorry, babes.

I got to roll with destiny.

Have fun being trapped
in here, like forever.

Oh no, this again?

I don't want to be a statue.

Gray isn't my color.

If we don't get
out of this soon,

we're not getting
out of this ever.

Girls, I've got
a spot of bad news.

The sheer amount of
concrete that you're

nemesis has been laying down, isshifting the planet's rotation.

If you don't stop him now, theearth will spin off its axis,

and spiral out into the galaxy.

That sounds pretty serious.

That's it, I'm stuck.

These vibrasonic ear-budsbetter do the trick.

[expl*si*n]

Where is he?

Look out, it's
raining concrete.

There he is.

So you airheads got out huh?

Well, I'm paving VictoriaFalls, and you can't stop me.

You have to stop little
dude, all of this paving

is gonna destroy the earth.

Oh, really, you
forgot to ask if I care.

It's no use, he won't listen.then we make him listen.

Huh, looks like he
brought an audience.

And wait, is one of them--

Blakely?

Did you see that air,
my fellow skater dudes?

Do you got any
moves that aren't

from the Stone Age, gramps?

And why did you bring us here?

Just look at this massivelytubular skate park I've made.

Take it for a spin.

Make those wheels burn babies.

Oh, what, what is it?

Is it not cool enough
for you puppies?

No, man.

It's wicked.

What isn't is you totally ruinedsome sweet, sweet nature, bro.

And when did you get thatboard, the 80's or something?

And, what does
tubular mean anyway?

All this trouble,
and all this time.

[gasping]

Do you know how
hard it was to come

up with a microscopiccompound, for instant concrete?

Very, dudes.

And, this is how you repay me?

That is most un-tubular.

Well, get used to that
smug look on your face.

You're going to be wearingthem for a long time.

Oh dude.

We have some unfinished
business, like now.

Whoa, double whoa.

You think you're so wickedcool on those things don't you?

They don't even have wheels.

How lame, to the max.

[cheering]

Alex, grab that branch.

I'm OK.

I've got her.

You sure?

You betcha.

Now go after little dude.

I've got you.

Awesome.

Nice one.
Thanks.

Anytime, anywhere.

Now let's find thatmean little skater creep.

Why don't you leave me alone?

Why don't you get a
life, instead of trying

to recapture past glories?

Whatcha doing?

If we adjust the
size of these trackers,

they could gum up little
dudes concrete sprayers.

I'll get his attentionand you guys hit him low.

You got it.

Let's bring this show
down to a slowdown.

Head's up dude.

You gals think you can be alittle dude, too bad, so sad

for I am so rad.

No.

What did you do?

The walls, they're pushingthrough the concrete.

We have to get the
skaters off the ledge.

Goodbye.

You haven't seen
the last of me,

the righteous king
will skate again.

And he will skate to the max.

Sure, have fun getting
picked out of concrete,

you're heinous.

According to our satellites,earth's orbit has stabilized.

So we're not spinning off intospace, in case anyone noticed.

Yo, I've never
seen such sick moves,

you're the queen of the Betties.

Blakely you're super cute,but I've never skateboarded

in my life at all, and
half the time, I don't

know what you're talking about.

Oh, don't bail me beautifulBetty, we're diamonds together.

So, I'm sorry Blakely, Ijust can't be your Betty.

Not to worry Clover, hewon't remember any of this

once the Whoop team
erases his memory.

I know, but I'll remember.

[music playing]

Well, I'm happy to beback in boy drought mode,

just means I get to spendmore time with my friends.

And we're happy,
you're not going

to ride a skateboard anymore.

You and wheels just don't mix.

Wow.

Uh, I'll be right back.

I have to find ahoppy-stick thingy store.

Hey.

Woohoo!

[theme music]