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06x09 - Super Sweet Cupcake Company

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Totally Spies!". Aired: 3 November 2001 – 3 October 2013.*
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The series focuses on the adventures of three teenage girls from Beverly Hills, California – Clover, Sam, and Alex – who live a double life as secret agents working for the World Organization of Human Protection (WOOHP).

06x09 - Super Sweet Cupcake Company

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[theme music]

THEME SONG: Sam!

Clover!
Alex!

Whoo!

We love the fashion world.

Yeah!

We are total spies.

Genuine secret agents.

Plus, we never give in to fear.

Sam!
Clover!

Alex!

Whoo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are total spies.

[fireworks]

[gasps]

Welcome to Serious Bank.

State your business.

GRANNY: Well, you can startby accepting this gift.

Baked it myself, dearie.

Mm-hmm.

Well, if you insist.

Mmm.
Whoa!

Whoa!

GRANNY: Now, be a peach andgive me all the bank's money.

Yes, ma'am.

Excuse me while I fetch youthe contents of our vault.

Oh, so cool.

Wow, girls.

Can you say super luxurious?

Todes.

The brand new Mali-U
Spa-Gym is the b*mb!

And so is the clientele.

I've never seen so many
hotties in my life.

Oh.

All right, losers.

It's time to quit
jogging and take a hike.

As in, this is my workout time.

Isn't that right, Trent?

That's what you keep
telling me, Mandy.

Now, move it or
lose it, people!

I need to tone my
glutes, pronto!

Whatever, Mandy.

Like we actually have
to do what you say.

Yeah.

The spa-gym works on a firstcome, first served basis.

So, if you want to use thetreadmill, you and your glutes

will just have to
wait your turn.

What?
Wait?

Ha!
As if.

If you girls won't
pick up the pace,

then I'll just have
to do it for you.

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: Whoa!

Uh-oh.

We've just progressed
to expert mode.

[grunting]

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: Whoa!

[laughing]

[splash]

I can't believe it.

Mandy's like the
meanest person ever!

I wonder what it would
be like if we didn't

constantly have to
deal with her trying

to make our lives miserable.

Oh, keep dreaming,
Sammy, 'cause that

is so never gonna happen.

Hey, check it out.

The mud bath has a jet function.

It's way too WOOHP-y.

You're right, Sam.

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

MANDY: Huh?

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: Whoa!

Oh no, that will never do.

[splashing]

[whirring]

Cool.

- Thanks, Jerry.
- Cha!

Sweet blow-out.

You're quite welcome, girls.

However, I'm afraid what I haveto show you now isn't so sweet.

BANK TELLER: Here you go, ma'am.

This is everything we have.

What's the problem, Jer?

It looks like a bank doingregular bank business to me.

It may look that way, Sam,but what you're actually seeing

is footage of a
robbery in Geneva.

And other heists exactly
like it have just taken

place in London and Vienna.

Is it just me, or
are these the most

pleasant bank robberies ever?

Yeah.

Where's all the usual
bad guy angstiness?

WOOHP isn't certain.

All we know is that whateveris going on, is most peculiar.

And that these crimes seemto have been perpetrated

by the same criminal.SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: Huh?

[beeping]

Oh.

Huh?

Another bank is currently beingdepleted of its funds in Paris.

You're to check it
out immediately.

And as luck would have
it, we're right nearby.

Huh?

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

Sorry, but desperate timescall for desperate measures.

Now, off you go.

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

Wait.

what about some
gadgets to help us

get to the bottom of all this?

Oh, dear.

You're right.

Ta-ta, spies.

Whoa.

Phew.

That's more like it.

Now, where did those gadgets go?

Oh, how cute.

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes, your gear.

Inside this box, you'll findthe Erase-A-Space Bangle,

the Hairpick Lockpick, aBolas Wrap-A-Belt, and three

Run-For-Cover Hoverboards.

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

Thanks, Jerry.

My pleasure.

Now, prepare for landing.

Uh-oh, we're coming in fast.

Whoa!

We need to slow things down.

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

Ugh.

Talk about close calls.

We almost ended up permanentlypart of the Paris pavement.

OK.

So how do we get to the groundfloor where the bank is?

Hmm.

Simple.

We're gonna use a little
combo gadget action.

Follow me, ladies.

One Erase-A-Space
Bangle coming up.

Whoa!

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [grunting]

[elevator bell rings]

[indistinct chatter]

And how can I help
you girls today?

Where's the thief?

Aren't you being
robbed right now?

[laughs]

What gives you that idea?

Maybe the fact that
your vault is wide open

and all of the
contents are missing?

Yep, this vault
has been picked

cleaner than the
Fashion Shoe Shack

after a holiday clearance sale.

Hmm.

And what's with all the crumbs?

It smells like cake.

Definitely weird.

We should have the
crumbs analyzed.

No problem.

I don't mean analyze
them that way, Alex.

Hmm?

Hear that?

Maybe it's our thief.

Come on, spies.

[tires screeching]

That's the getaway vehiclemaking all that noise?

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [grunting]

Thanks for dropping in.

Have a pleasant day.

[whoosh]

Apparently, it's
no ordinary scooter.

That sweet ride
looks like it could

break the land speed record.

We need some hover power, fast.

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: Woo-hoo!

Good thinking, Alex.

We're gaining on him.

[cackling]

This guy is good,
but we're better.

Let's make our move, girls.

[whoosh]

[horns honking]

[screaming]

Save that thought!

SAM AND ALEX: [screaming]

Ugh.

Well, I'm mad and I'vegot some moves of my own.

[grunts]

Whoa!

SAM AND CLOVER: Alex!

[screaming]

Alex, release your bungee!

I can't!

I'm all tangled!

[screaming]

[horn honking]

[screaming]

Nice move, Alex.

Hang on!

[screaming]

Come on, Sam.

We have to save Alexbefore this psycho scooter

driver sinks her!

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Oh, man.

We let that creep get away andmy hoverboard's been reduced

to a pile of toothpicks.

Just be thankful
you weren't reduced

to a pile of toothpicks, Alex.

All of that and
we're still no closer

to figuring out what's goingon with these bank robberies.

I guess we have no choice butto go back to Mali-U and wait

for Jerry's crumb analysis.

Even though our workout wasso rudely interrupted by Mandy

earlier, at least
we got some exercise

in by chasing that baddie.

That was a major workout.

I am exhausted.

What better way
to recharge then

with a trip to the Mali-U beachfor some afternoon sunbathing.

[whirring]

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: Woo-hoo!

[laughing]

Hey!

Ahh.

Now this is what
I call relaxing.

On second thought, I'm notreally feeling beachy today.

Let's bolt.
MANDY: Hi, girls.

What's the happs?

Ugh.

Whatever, Mandy.

Like you actually care
about what's up with us.

Come on, let's
head back to the gym.

Wait!

Don't go.

You can have my spot and myumbrella and my picnic basket.

I mean, you know, afterthe whole treadmill sesh,

it's the least I could do.

And don't worry about my stuff.

You can just return
it to me whenevs.

Now, have fun.

How about I drive, Trent?

You must be oh so
tired from fanning me.

Uh, OK, Mandy.

Whatever you say.

[horn beeping]

Is it me or did Mindy havesome kind of personality

transplant while we were gone?

You are right, Clover.

She was acting way weird.

Ugh.

Eww, Mandy.

Messy much?

This blanket is all crummy.

Mmm.

Looks kind of yummy to me.

Alex, you can't eat those!

Yeah!

Chowing down on random foodparticles is majorly gross.

Plus, those crumbs arenearly identical to the ones

we found earlier.

They could be a clue.
[beeping]

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: [gasps]

Hello, ladies.

I have some information for you.

Upon analyzing the
crumbs you sent earlier,

I've determined
that they contain

a most unusual ingredient.

A mood-altering substance thatmakes the eater ultra agreeable

and extremely compliant.

Wow!

Sounds delightful.

It isn't delightful, Alex.

That's why the bank peoplewere so freakishly nice.

And why Mandy was
acting so un-Mandy-like.

But where did the
crumbs come from?

Something tells me
we're about to find out.

Super Sweet Cupcake Company.

Never heard of it.

Let's see if the
WOOHP mainframe

has any Intel on the matter.

Ah-ha!

It appears that a cupcakeboutique by that very name

just popped up in Beverly Hills.

Oh, I guess our beachbonanza will have to wait.

Back to the mission we go.

[indistinct chatter]

[crowd oohing and ahhing]

Whoa, check it out!

These cupcakes are all the rage.

MANDY: Hey, girls.

So great to see you again.

Would you like
one of my cupcakes

so you don't have to
wait in this long line?

Uh, no thanks, Mandy.

We'll catch you later.

Awesome!

I'll call you.

OK, this is truly bizarre.

Since when is Mandy soconsiderate or so carb crazy?

Beats me.

All I know is that for
being new on the scene,

these cupcakes are
selling like hotcakes.

Come on.

Let's go in for a closer look.

[whirring]

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: [gasps]

[squishing]

SAMANTHA: Whoa.

This place is amazing.

Big time.

This is more cupcakes thanI've ever seen in my life!

Oh, it's so unfair.

How am I supposed to
concentrate on spying

when all I can think
about is eating?

By reminding yourself thatthese snacks are the work

of someone seriously sinister.

Uh, speaking of sinister, doesthat cookie ride look familiar?

ALEX: No way.

It's the same
scooter from earlier!

Which means that if therewas any question the bank

robberies and the
cupcakes were connected,

there definitely isn't now.

So all that's left to do isfigure out who's behind it all.

[chuckling]

[gasps]

Huh.

A locked door.

And we all know what
the WOOHP Handbook

says about locked doors.

Um, actually Sammy, I
never read the handbook.

Uh, me neither.

I was kind of waiting for themovie version to come out.

[sighs]

It says that a locked dooris a spy's worst enemy.

Well, in that case,
we should knock it down.

Easy, Alex.

I have a better way.

Hairpick Lockpick, showthem what you're made of.

[clicking]

[beeping]

ALEX: Whoa!

What is that?

I don't know.

But one thing's
for sure, blinking

red lights over a map of theworld are never a good sign.

Uh, girls, is it me or
does that knitting gear

look way familiar?

[gasps]

No way!

It can't be!

[grunts]

[squishing]

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

[grunting]

[laughs]

Hello, My dearies.

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: The Granny?

In the flesh.

Ah!

We thought you were lockedin the geriatric branch

at the WOOHP
containment facility

living out your golden years.

Well, I was, but I
decided to liberate

myself by sweet-talking my waypast one of the WOOHP guards.

You see, I honed my cookingskills in the prison kitchen

and came up with the recipefor super sweet cupcakes.

[cackles]

[slurp]

Ahh.

A recipe that makeseveryone super sweet so you

can take advantage of them.

Still smart as a whip,
aren't you, Samantha?

And now, my creation
is about to go global!

So what is your cupcake
master plan anyway?

To give everyone in the worlda taste of my confections,

Clover.

And once everyone's
tried them, they'll

be powerless to stop me fromlooting every bank on earth.

Then, I can get the
old g*ng back together

and we can live out our bestyears on our own private island

and warm our old bones
playing shuffleboard

and knitting scarves.

Wow, Granny.

For someone so adorable,
you sure are evil.

And you sure are cute.

You always were
my favorite, Alex.

Too bad you leave me no
choice but to eliminate

you and your little friends.

Hi-ya!

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

[cackling]

So delightful to see you again.

[clinking]

[chuckling]

Oh, my!

[rattling]

[whistling]

Oh.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Sorry to bother you sir, butI was wondering if you've heard

from prisoner number 13468B?

Why would I hear from her?

Isn't she in the
containment facility?

Well, she asked me to lether out to go to a bingo game

and I haven't seen her since.

Just wondering if she won big.

Oh, my!

[rumbling]

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: [panting]

ALEX: Baked inside a cupcake.

I can't believe this isthe way it's going to end.

And I can't believe
we've been bested

by someone four times our age.

I may not be a
spring chicken, girls,

but I'm as sharp as a tack.

Uh-oh, we gotta do
something, like now!

Uh, hey!

Maybe the Bolas Wrap-A-Beltcan help us out?

[grunting]

If only I could get to it.

[cackling]

Dig deep, Alex.

[grunting]

Got it!

[groaning]

SAM AND CLOVER: [screaming]

[gasps]

Ugh, that's it!

You mess with my cupcakemachine, you mess with me.

Time to kick it old school.

[whirring]

SAM AND CLOVER: [gulps]

[cackling]

[grunting]

Easy, Granny.

You don't want to
throw your back out.

[cackling]

Please.

The only one who's
gonna get thrown is you.

CLOVER: [grunts]

In that case.

Hi-ya!

[thud]

[squishing]

So you want to play rough, eh?

Get ready to be
mixed into oblivion.

Hi-ya!

ALEX: [grunting]

Couldn't we have some teaand talk about this, Granny?

Sorry, kid.

I'm done talking.

It's time for action.

ALEX: [grunting]

I couldn't agree more.

[squishing]

[screaming]

Uh-oh, guys,
check out the oven.

[whistling]

We have to get out of herebefore this place blows!

Girls, you just
save yourselves.

Don't worry about little old me.

Oh.

Even though she tried
to bake us and trash us

into oblivion with
k*ller kitchen utensils,

I can't bear to leave her here.

Me neither.

After all, she said
I'm her favorite.

[expl*si*n]

CROWD: [screaming]

[expl*si*n]

Incoming!

SAM, CLOVER, AND
ALEX: [screaming]

GRANNY: [cackling]

[thudding]

That was a really close call.

I'm just glad we're all safeand this mission is over.

The Granny?
[tires screeching]

Thanks for helping
me escape, girls.

See you on the flip side.

Well, it didn't take her longto drop the little old lady

routine.

Hey, Granny, how about ataste of your own medicine?

[grunts]

[gulp]

Mmm.

Delicious.

Thank you, Alex.

Nice job, Alex.

Way to go.

Your cupcake baking
days are over, Granny.

You're headed back to WOOHP.

Sounds lovely.

I've grown quite fond ofthe containment facility.

Now there's one baddie
I'm not sad to see go.

She can be so manipulative.

Just like her cupcakes.

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: [groan]

Luckily, the effects
of the Granny's cupcakes

should wear off soon.

I'm just bummed I never
got to try one of them.

They look so
delicious and sweet.

Don't worry, Alex.

You're sweet enough already.

Hmm.

CLOVER: Ugh!

I hope I never see anothercupcake as long as I live!

I agree.

Why do baddies have to ruineverything that is good

and pure in the world?
[beeping]

MANDY: Look out, losers,or your gonna become part

of the Mandy super highway!

SAM, CLOVER, AND ALEX: [grunts]

Oh, it looks like Mandy isback to her old, mean self

again.

That didn't take long.

Oh, cupcakes.

Don't mind if I do.

[screams]

Who built this
faulty cupcake tower?

Trent, get me out of here, ASAP!

Yes, Mandy.

[laughter]

I don't know about
you guys, but I'm

glad to see the old Mandy back.

Having a nice Mandy aroundwas just too freaky.

[laughter]

MANDY: [screaming]

[theme music]