06x08 - Celebrity Swipe!

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

THEME SONG: Sam,
Clover, Alex, whoo!

We arrive in the fashion world.

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S!

We are Totally Spies.

[panting]

Huh?

[shouting]

Whoa, where am I?

It doesn't matter,because when I'm finished,

no one will care about
you or any celebrity.

Except me, of course.

Please, no.

I'm late for set.

[laughing evilly]

MANDY: A little to your right.

What?

I said right, loser.

Incoming.

[crying out]

Um, operating heavy machineryon campus is dangerous, Mandy.

Yeah, especially to us.

What's all this
stuff for, anyway?

A talent scout is
coming to Mali U,

and I am going to wow himwith my signature walk.

Uh, uh, is she serious?

Walking is her talent?

Hm.

Huh?

This I got to see.

You must be Mandy.

Yes.

Cue the music.

[music playing]

Oh.

[laughing] Uh-oh.

[oinking]

Excellent.

I haven't seen a walk
like that since I

signed Helena Goran Goble,world's greatest supermodel.

[rumbling]

Unfortunately,
you are no Helena.

Goodbye.

[oinking]

Wait.

Don't go.

Can I have do-over?

Pretty please.

[giggles]

[oinking]

I had no idea Oink
is a truffle pig.

Girls, incoming WOOHPish.

[thump]

If I don't make it, baby--

You can't think
that way, Johnny.

I have a seriouslyinfected hang nail, babe,

and doctors aren't
holding out much hope.

I need you to know
how much I love you.

"Love in a Railway Station?"

This is hands down my faveRad Smitt movie of all time.

Rad is a total cutie.

Question is, why is
Jerry watching it?

He obviously has great taste.

Actually, girls, the movieis for research purposes only.

A missing persons report
was filed on Rad Smitt

early this morning when
he went out for a jog

and never returned.
[gasping]

Oh no.

Rad is in the middle offilming the fourth sequel

in his totally
awesome Sunset series.

First, there was "Love
in a Railway Station,"

then "Love in a Gas
Station," followed

by "Love in a Subway Station."

I hazard to guess what thefourth installment is called.

"Love in a Space Station."

Can you imagine?

Rad's signature hair
fluff in zero gravity?

[sighing]

Yeah, I can honestly say no.

You three are to go to Rad'smansion and look for clues.

Well, then, what
are we waiting for?

Yeah, load us up, Jer,
and we'll be on our way.

You'll need the FrequencyModulator Mood Ring, Buzzsaw

Wristwatch, Icy Fresh LiquidNitrogen Breath Spray,

Groovy Red Lipstick
Laser, and Diamond

Cutter Diamond Earrings.

Oo!

These will look fab
when we hang with--

I mean, save Rad Smitt.

I'm sure they will.

Now, goodbye spies,
and good luck.

[shouting]

Rad is the number
one celebrity in the.

World it's not like wecan just go up to the door

and ring the bell.

That's why we've got these.

[beeping]

Cable TV installers?

Great thinking, Sammy.

[whizzing]

Now, any idea on how
to get through Rad's

state of the art securitysystem and his bodyguard?

Whoa.

Hm.

Time for a little
frequency modulation,

courtesy of Jer's mood ring.

[whizzing sound]

[grunting]

I can't believe
how seriously Rad

takes his movie memorabilia.

This place is a total shrine.

I can't believe Clover
is trying on someone's

ratty old headgear.

"Cowboy Love Story" was
not only one of my top

five movies last
year, [sniffing],,

it totally changed my life.

I now realize how completelycute cowboys can be.

The golden toast award?

Rad was the toast ofTinseltown three years running.

Ew.

Who keeps their nasty oldbandages and frames them.

[gasping] That's not
just any bandage, Sammy.

That's the bandage
from the movie we

saw playing in Jerry's office.

It won Rad his
first platinum orb.

OK, spies.

Time to focus on finding
some actual clues.

[gasping]

Quick, hide.

ALL: Rad Smitt?

Who are you, and whatare you doing in my closet?

Um.

We're, um, [clearing throat],,from New Com Cable, here

to upgrade your satellite feed.

Hm.

The question is, are you OK?

You don't look so good.

I'm the leading
romantic actor on Earth.

Why wouldn't I be OK?

For starters, yourshoes are covered in mud,

and you're inside the house.

Any idea where it came from?

Not to mention the fact thatyou were reported missing.

How can I be missing when
I'm standing right here?

You three know a lot
for cable TV installers.

We're just humungo fans.

Think you could do your
signature move for me?

Signature move?

[photo snapping]

[clearing throat]

ALL: Uh-oh.
- Um.

We can explain.

We already filled him in.

See ya.

[whooshing]

[shouting]

[evil laughing]

[gasping]

Time for a littleBuzzsaw Wristwatch action.

[thud]

Hey.

Nice work, Clover.

That was super close.

[gasping]

Ah.

That is totally the cutestthing I've ever seen.

That's Rad's robot sidekickfrom the flick "Space Junk

Jams."

[gasping]

[sh**ting]

I take it back.

So not cute.

Yeah?

It wasn't too cute
in the film either.

[sh**ting]

We are not going to
cower and let some nuts

and bolts get the best of us.

Eat my super spy dust.

[sh**ting]

Girls, the balcony.

We can bungee our
way out of here.

OK.

That was definitely
not in the film.

[screaming]

No worries.

The icy fresh liquid
nitrogen breath

spray oughta cool things off.

[whooshing]

[grunting]

Ya.

[grunting]

[yelling]

Whoa.
That was way weird.

I know.

It was like Brad completely losthis romantic leading guy mojo.

Yeah.

Rad was acting a little strange.

More than a little.

He had no idea how
to do his signature

move, the one he's famous for.

And he couldn't rememberhow he got all that

dried up mud on his sneakers.

Or went missing
in the first place.

I'll send Jer the mud sampleto see if it holds any clues

and let him know that Rad'sreturned to his mansion.

Hm.

As much as I hate
to leave Bel Air,

we have to get back to school.

Right behind you, Clover.

[scoffing]

Let me guess.

You're about to show
the world that you

practically invented melodrama?

Whatevs.

Luckily, I managed to
convince the talent

scout to give me another shot.

No thanks to that
awful porker of ours.

Speaking of Oinky,have you seen him around?

No.

And make sure you keep
that hog out of my way.

[laughing]

I'm looking for
a serious actress

with serious acting chops.

Serious?

You got it.

[gasping] [laughing]

[clearing throat]

Haven't you heard
the awful news?

They hated my designs.

I didn't get into
fashion school.

Now I'll never my
dream of becoming

a world renowned designer.

[screaming]

[laughing]

I've seen enough.

Good day.

[oinking]

Your stupid lame pig
is ruining everything.

[crying]

Yup.

Totally Melodramatic

[phone ringing]

Hello, girls.

Don't tell me you
have the results

of the mud analysis already?

Unfortunately, I'm
calling with a slightly

more pressing matter.

International singing
sensation, Jason Wiebler

has just been reported missing.

Oh, no.

Not the Jason Wiebler.

Oh, I just love his
hit single, [SINGING]

Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, oh.

That's not all.

There was a third abductionattempt on Spanish soccer

star, Alessandro.

[gasping] Alessandro is mymajorly hot [inaudible] crush.

No one can strike
it like Sandro.

Yes.

Well, you girls are
to head to Spain

immediately in case anotherabduction attempt is made.

You've got it, Jer.

When do we leave?

No time like the present.

[whooshing]

Whoa.

[grunting]

Wow.

First things first.

We'll need to blend.

Looks like he's got
some high tech help.

Huh?

[grunting] No, my lucky ball.

[gasping]

Sandro's moves definitely defyGravity We've got to help him.

Grab those ba*ls.

[grunting]

Hey.

[grunting]

[shouting]

Put me down.

[evil cackle]

Help.

Help.

What is it, Sammy?

You look like
you've seen a ghost.

Hm.

Sort of.

There was a CH logo on thezeppelin's tail rudder.

It seems so familiar.

So why can't I place it?

[buzzing]

We've got bad news, Jer.

The villain just made
off with Alessandro.

Oh, dear.

Any update on that mud?

It's mud from the
Hollywood Hills.

You're to head back
there and see if you

can unearth any more clues.

That never gets old, Jer.

If we wanted some dirt onRad, we'd have better luck

watching Excess Bel Air.

Wait.

I think I've got something.

Over here.

[beeping]

Hm?

Hm.

Those footprints definitelybelong to Rad Smitt.

OK.

How could you possibly
know that, Clover?

While we were hiding
in Brad's closet,

I checked out his shoes.

Obs.

Hm.

He had six pairs
of identical sneaks

just like the pair
he was wearing.

Way to sleuth, Clover.

But it still doesn't explainwhy they suddenly disappear.

No.

But this does.

A trap door.

Buzzsaw wristwatch,
do your thing.

[buzzing]

[grunting]

Whoa.

This is some underground lair.

Whoa.

Not just any lair, it's away posh underground mansion.

[gasping]

What is that?

Oh.

Jason Wiebler.

Alessandro.

[thud]

Uh-oh.

I think I just figured outwhat the CH logo in the plane

stands for, Sammy.

Captain Hayes?

I wish I could say
it was nice to see

you nosy little spice again.

Unfortunately, I can't,
because it isn't.

Let me guess.

You came down with
another nasty case

of celebrity worship syndrome.

You should really haveyourself checked by a doctor.

[cackling]

Nice try, but I got tired ofmerely hanging around celebs,

so I decided to
become one myself.

Um, don't you have to be, youknow, famous to be a celebrity?

A mere technicality,thanks to my trusty machine

that steals talents fromthe world's greatest stars.

[cackling]

[swooning]

[gasping]

You stole Rad's
signature move.

You monster.

I've also stolen
Rad's acting chops.

Soon, I'll have Jason
Wiebler's singing voice

and Alessandro's soccer moves.

And that's just the beginning.

[whooshing]

Oh, no.

[laughing]

[SINGING] Sweetie,
sweetie, sweetie, oh.

That sweetie,
sweetie, sweetie, oh.

Please always be mine.

No way.

Captain Hayes is
a totally talented

singer and soccer player now.

Not to mention
completely irresistible.

But there is no way
we're falling for it.

Glad you enjoyed the show.

Now, if you'll
excuse me, it's time.

When my mansion
emerges, they will

rename this the Hayes Hills,after me and my many talents.

[laughing maniacally]

What was he talking about,when my mansion emerges?

Who knows?

Most of the villains we dealwith are certifiably crazy.

Come on, spies.

We have a quadruple threatto take down, singer, actor,

sports hero, and total louse.

[whizzing]

Unfortunately, thiscage is made from a carbon

compound as strong as diamonds.

Luckily, nothing cutsthrough diamonds like diamond

cutter diamond earring.

[sawing]

[grunting]

Great work, clover.

Now let's free Jason
Wiebler and Alessandro,

then put an end to CaptainHayes' bogus fame grab.

Right behind you, Sammy.

[sighing]

Oh, you're even
cuter in person.

Could I have your autograph?

Uh, I can't believe I'm gonnasay this, but enough crushing.

Hello.

There's an internationalvillain down those stairs.

Oh, no.

That sounds like an--

ALL: Earthquake.

Hurry.

We've got a rising
star to snuff out.

[clattering]

That definitely explains
all the shaking.

Not to mention the mysteryof the emerging house.

Captain Hayes is going
to make his celebrity

debut along with his mansion.

We have to stop him beforehe demolishes the world

famous Hollywood Hills.

[screaming]

Unfortunately, you're
much too late for that.

[laughing]

[grunting]

[gasping]

[boom]

[laughing]

Watch out.

[grunting]

[shouting]

Didn't you know
that Rad played

a world famous circus performerin one of his many flicks?

Yes, I totally knew that.

I just thought it
was special effects.

Consider yourself lucky.

You've got front row seatsfor the debut of the soon

to be iconic Captain Hayes.

Mm.

This show stinks.

Yeah.

I demand a refund.

[laughing]

[clattering]

Alex, think you can
reach into my pocket

and grab the lipstick laser?

I think so.
No.

Got it.

Great save, Clover.

Time to immobilize
this would-be idol.

[SINGING] Sweetie,
sweetie, oh.

Please always be mine.

[whooshing]

[shouting]

[muttering]

[giggling]

Way to plunge that loser intosuper cold obscurity, Sammy.

[whooshing]

Hello, girls.

Another job well done, spies.

It's hard to get excitedwith the Hollywood Hills

in shambles.

Never fear.

A WOOHP disaster cleanup crewis on the way as we speak.

What's gonna happen to thetotally unfab Captain Hayes

now?

He'll be going to
our WOOHP containment

facility, where the onlything he'll be famous for

is being a criminal.

Don't forget to restoreAlessandro to his former glory.

His team's in the
semifinals next week.

Yes, yes.

We'll also Jason Wiebler'ssinging voice and Rad Smitt's

questionable acting ability.

Wouldn't want to deprive
the world of "Love

in a Space Station."

Speaking of
which, think you can

get us front row tix to hisbig movie premiere next week?

Hm?

Jer?

Jer?

Oh.

I'm sure he'll get right on it.

This is your last,
last chance, Mandy.

Trust me.

You will not be disappointed.

Cue the music.

[SINGING OFF-KEY] Sweetie,sweetie, sweetie, oh.

Like, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.

Sweetie, sweetie, oh.

Like, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.

I've seen enough.

[giggling] You mean,you've heard enough, right?

Who is the owner of
that precocious pig?

He has perfect timing.

I want to sign him immediately.

His name's Oinky.

Oinky's going to bebigger than Jason Wiebler.

Huh?

That putrescent pig
is ruining my life.

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