05x15 - Evil Sushi Chef

[bunniefuu]

[solemn electronic chord]

[bright electronic chord]

[theme music]

[ominous music playing]

GUARD: Congratulations,
Jazz Hands.

Your sentence is officially up.

I hope you've
learned your lesson.

JAZZ HANDS: Oh, I sure have.

In fact, I can't wait to put
my days of criminal memory

far behind me.

[sinister chuckling]

[electronic beeping]

[upbeat music playing]

Hm.

[sighing]

Wonder what's
taking him so long.

Huh?

MALE VOICE [IN VENDING
MACHINE]: Sorry to keep you

waiting, Samantha.

All of the information you
need is in this envelope.

I look forward to our
new secret partnership.

Don't worry.
I won't let you down.

[mysterious music playing]

[mellow music playing]

[alarm clock ringing]

[alex groaning]

[alex grunting in frustration]

ALEX: Not mine.

Not mine either.

GIRLS: Sammy, hit
the snooze button!

Ugh, great.

Hello, Earth to Sam?

Time to bring Operation
Rude Awakening to a close.

Hey, where is she?

CLOVER: Beats me.

I didn't even know it was
possible to get up this early.

JERRY: Morning, ladies.

So glad to see you're awake.

Otherwise, I would have had
to find some other agents

for this early morning mission.
- Forget it, Jer.

We so didn't get up on purpose.

In fact,

[yawning]

We were headed back to our rooms
for some well-deserved shuteye.

Bye!

Well, you can sleep later.

Right now, I need you for a
very important assignment.

[huffs]

GIRLS: Hey!

[girls squealing]

ALEX: This is all Sam's fault!

If it wasn't for her
dumb alarm clock,

we wouldn't even be here!

Which is why, as
soon as we find her,

we're gonna give her a
major piece of our minds!

[girls squealing]

Okay, Jer, this
better be good.

Yeah, I only spy in
my jammies under way

extreme circumstances.

I assure you, you'll find
today's task most intriguing.

You're to uncover who or
what is behind a series

of strange attacks on various
area sushi restaurants.

No way!

Jerry, why you
wake us up earlier?

Pardon me?

Duh!

Sushi Shishi is only like, our
absolute fave raw fish joint.

And now, it's totally trashed!

Quick, load us
up with gadgets.

Very well then.

[girls squealing]

I give you the pomade
grenade, the suction cup

bottom go-go boots, the yo-yo
lasso, and UPWATI, which

of course, stands for
Underwater Power Walking

Apparatus That's Inconspicuous.

[thoughtful humming]

[electronic trilling]

In that case,
we're outta here.

Only, what should we do
about out missing teammate?

I'll send Sam and
her gadgets along

just as soon as I locate her.

Cheerio!

[girls squealing]

[suspenseful music playing]

OK, Alex.

Time to get to the bottom
of this sushi catastrophe.

I dunno, Clover.

Maybe we should take a
less direct approach.

You know, in case there
are any sushi bar-bashing

baddies still inside.

Good thinking.

We can sneak around back.

I have a better idea.

We blow this case wide open
with the pomade grenade.

[pomade squirting]

Ew.

[expl*si*n ringing hollowly]

[grate scraping]

Awesome!

On second thought, maybe
crawling through a drain pipe

wasn't such a hot
idea after all.

Forget about us.

Check out poor Sushi Shishi!

It's worse on the inside
than it was on the outside.

Guess now we
know what Jer meant

when he said strange attacks.

I mean, what is
this gross-y stuff?

Only one way to find out.

[electronic whirring]

According to the
X-Powder, it's melanin.

Melon what?

Melanin, as in a naturally
occurring dark pigment

found in stuff like
skin, hair, and fur.

[footsteps clattering]

[clover gasping]

Do you hear that?

Yeah.

Which means you were right.

There are still baddies in here.

Then we better surprise
'em with a sneak attack,

courtesy of the suction-cup
bottom go-go boots.

[girls grunting]

GIRLS: Hi-yah!

[blows thudding]

Hey!

What do you think you're doing?

Sammy!

Is that you?

Yeah, though right now,
I'm kinda wishing it wasn't.

Oopsie.
Sorry about the butt kicking.

I guess it's my fault
for sneaking up on you.

Yeah, it is.

Like, where in the
world have you been?

Sorry, but I've been
swamped with school stuff.

First, I had a new
class, Sunrise 101,

then I met my
quantum macro physics

study group at the library.

But the library doesn't
open for another hour.

Uh, did I say the library?

I meant the Mali Cafe.

You know how QMP majors
love their coffee.

[thoughtful humming]

[communicator trilling]

Ah.

Hey, Jer.

Just in time for us to
report our freaky findings.

The report will have to wait.

I just got word that another
sushi bar, Here Fishy Fishy,

is currently experiencing
a bizarre attack.

What kinda bizarre attack?

I think it's best if you see
for yourself, which is why I've

sent the undercover hover limo.

[limo whirring]

[girls gasping]

GIRLS: Yay!

Good choice, Jer.

Nothing like a posh ride to ease
the stress of a manic mission.

[girls giggling]

[limo whooshing]

[quiet slurping]

[mellow upbeat music playing]

Built in massage seats,
global satellite TV,

all the sparkling watermelon
WOOHP water we can drink?

This is too good to be true!

[alex gasping]

You can say that again!

[menacing music playing]

[sculpture crumbling]

Whoa, what are those things?

I'm guessing
giant living octopus

sushi, the same
ones that destroyed

our beloved Sushi Shishi!

You're right, Clover.

The circular marks,
the giant tooth,

the melanin ink on the floor,
it all makes perfect sense!

Yeah, in bizarro world.

[jet pack ratcheting]

Come on, Spies.

Time to teach these mutant
sushi rolls a lesson!

I'm right behind ya.

[telephone trilling]

ALEX AND CLOVER: Huh?

Hello?

MALE VOICE [ON PHONE]:
Samantha, I've just gotten word

that the target
is now in motion.

OK, I'll get there
just as soon as I can.

Who was that?

Um, Prof Smith, my
Phys Ed instructor.

I'm supposed to be giving
an oral presentation

on sink-swimming in her
class in 10 minutes.

Fuh-reaky.

I wonder how she got the
WOOHP limo line number.

I guess Jerry must've
patched her through.

Well, what are you gonna do?

We're like, in the
middle of a mission.

Looks like I'll just
have to spy really fast.

Come on, girls!

[jetpacks whooshing]

[crashing and clattering]

Wow, you could totally
cater a massive pool

party with these big boys.

Yeah, too bad they don't
sell soy sauce by the barrel.

[octopi growling]

[alex growling]

So, do you guys prefer
hand rolls or cut rolls?

[squealing]

Put me down!

Hold tight, Alex!

[octopus growling]

[sam screaming]

Okay, let me rethink this.

Don't worry, Alex!

I got your back.

[jet pack blasting]

[ink spurting]

[clover squealing]

Ugh.

Who knew Something so
delish could be so mean?

This thing's gripping
me tighter than Mandy's

new designer jeans!

Looks like I'll
have to save myself.

[alex grunting]

[jetpack blasting]

That ought to teach you
to keep your slimy tentacles

to yourself.

Nice job.

Now let's finish these
creeps up nice and quick.

I agree.

Hence the yo-yo lasso.

One good flick
should do the trick.

[clover grunting]

[distressed yelping]

Whoa, that gadget rocks!

It totally wiped them off
the face of the planet.

Actually , Alex
I think the octopus

just used their camouflage
defense mechanism.

[octopi growling]

[ominous music playing]

I can't believe we've
just been outwitted

by our favorite snack food.

Looks like this mission
has hit a dead end.

Don't pack it in yet.

Check out this slime trail.

It looks like they
entered the water here.

Good eye, Sammy.

We better gear up
and head after them

before they get too far away.

[suspenseful music playing]

[water burbling]

Guys, look over there.

Octopus ahoy!

Hurry, let's tail them!

[girls panting]

Can't these UPWATIs
move any faster?

It's hard enough chasing
something with five legs.

[electronic trilling]

Either my UPWATI
shield is deceiving me,

or those octopuses are heading
toward an underwater lab.

And I bet whoever's behind
all of this is somewhere inside.

[door whirring]

Unfortunately, I'm not
going to be able to stick

around to find out.

[ominous music playing]

[door whirring]

[nervous gasping]

[machinery hissing]

All I can say is that anyone
who hides a lab like this way

under the ocean is
definitely up to no good.

And anyone who has something
like that inside the lab

is definitely,
definitely up to no good.

What exactly is that thing?

All I know is that, after
all the missions I've been on,

I totally recognize a maniacal
machine when I see it.

And I recognize bad
sushi when I see it.

Those icky sub-par
rolls are from the food

court in the Bev Hills Mall!

You mean that
place Sushi Bob's,

right next to Tofu Trolley?

MAN'S VOICE: Sub-par?

Puh-lease.

You wouldn't know good sushi
if it rolled right over you.

Which can easily be arranged.

Sushi Bob?

What are you doing down here?

SUSHI BOB: Oh, nothing.

Just planning a raw
fish revolution!

Well, forget it!

Whatever bogus baddie
action you're up to,

you'll never get away with it.

Oh really?

Try and stop this.

[high pitched whining]

[girls gasping]

[sushi bob cackling]

I've already begun taking
out the culinary competition

in L.A. with my henchmen.

Now, my expanded army
will finish the job!

Soon, Sushi Bob will be
the only sushi available.

Ruin all the sushi in my town?

Tchah.

You have to get through
the three of us first.

Uh, Clover?

You might want to
take a recount.

Sammy!

Where'd she go?

Sayonara, girls.

Attack!

[minions growling]

GIRLS: Retreat!

[metallic clanging]

[panicked shrieking]

[nervous grunting]

[electronic beeping]

[rapid electronic beeping]

[suspenseful music]

[engine roaring]

[surprised yelping]

Jazz Hands.

And I doubt he's just
vacationing on that island.

I better check this out.

[DISTORTED COMMUNICATOR
WARBLING]

Hello?

Sam, where are you?

We're getting
octo-pounded again!

Sorry, but I really had
to jet back to school.

Well, we really
need you to jet back,

so forget your presentation
come save us right now!

[metallic clanging]

[girls screaming]

Oh no!

Looks like Operation
Secret Partnership's

gonna have to wait.

[upwati whirring]

[girls grunting]

SUSHI BOB: Time to
put my Sushi Bob

domination plan into effect.

Enjoy your last moments,
because you're about to go

out with a bang, literally!

[clover groaning]

What did that jerk
mean, go out with a bang?

[gasping] I'm
guessing he meant that!

ALEX: Oh no!

He's rigged the lab to explode?

At least he was
thoughtful enough

to give us an exfoliating
wrap before us up.

These treatments are
really expensive.

Sam will never
make it here on time.

We'll have to save ourselves
with the yo-yo lasso.

Awesome idea Alex,
except for the part

where we can't use our arms.

Who needs arms
when you got teeth?

Let's see what I can
snag with this baby.

[grunting]

[girls gasping]

[glass ringing hollowly]

[glass crackling]

[glass shattering]

Yuck!

What is this gross-y stuff?

Yum!

It's soy sauce.

Hey, maybe we can eat our
way out of the seaweed wraps.

As if!

I told you Sushi Bob's
food is beyond awful.

But maybe the soy sauce is slick
enough for us to slide out.

[girls grunting]

It's totally working!

[girls grunting]

Whew.

Safe at last.

b*mb: 10 seconds
until detonation.

Nine.

Eight.

Not if we stick around here!

b*mb: Six.

Five.

[panicked panting]

Oh, hey guys, I'm back!

So what'd I miss?

[girls screaming]

[explosions booming]

I can't you guys
almost got blown up!

And we can't believe
you bailed on us

in the middle of a mission!

Flaky much.

We can talk about
it later, Clover.

Right now, we've got an evil
sushi chef to take down.

[ominous music playing]

[mellow music playing]

[BEACH GOERS CHATTERING AND
LAUGHING]

[water burbling]

[surprised gasping]

[panicked clamoring]

[rock music playing]

That pier is a good
place to start as any.

Those sushi chefs
have been cutting

into my business for years.

Hold it right
there, you two-bit

food court sushi chef wannabe!

You girls again!

Hm.

But how did you escape?

Soy sauce.

That stuff has like, 101 uses.

Don't just float there
like a bunch of duck toys.

Get them!

[girls screaming]

I've had enough water
sports for one day.

Let's draw these
baddies onto dry land.

[girls panting]

[minions growling]

Aah!

Where'd you come from?

Get your slimy tentacles off me!

[panicked shrieking]

[girls gasping]

Those things are more clingy
than wool socks in the dryer!

Not to mention more nauseating
than an amusement park ride.

[sushi bob cackling]

Good luck trying to
stop my minions now!

[clover wailing]

[alex screaming]

[clover gasping]

Our only hope is for Alex to
get her hands on that device

and see if it has
a reverse button!

But how do we free her?

[upbeat music]

How about we
improvise with this?

Good thinking!

Give that octopus the
old bump, set, spike.

Huh?

Alex, quick, grab the device!

[alex grunting]

Hey, foul, foul!

[grunting]

That's what you get
for playing rough.

Give that back!

Sure thing!

Right after I foil
your lame-o plot.

[electronic trilling]

Ugh.
Thanks, Alex.

I think.

This mission is turning
out to be a cinch.

[growling]

[panting]

Not so fast, missy.

Hah!

[electronic whirring]

[nervous gasping]

[sushi bob cackling]

That was a dirty trick.

But now, playtime is over.

[minion lowing]

[alex grunting]

[nervous chuckling]
Nice gargantuan octopus.

Looks to me like
playtime's just begun.

[girls yelping]

[minion roaring and thundering]

[frightened gasping]

We gotta help Alex big time!

[clover grunting]

These'll do in a pinch!

[alex screaming]

[minion growling]

Don't eat me!

I swear, I taste awful!

Once, a mosquito bit me, and
it was sick for like, two weeks

afterwards!

[alex shrieking]

It's now or never, Clover!

[jet ski engines roaring]

[girls grunting]

Score one for the good guys.

Oh!

[electronic trilling]

No!

[electronic trilling]

Whoa!

[IN HIGHER VOICE] Hey, what
you think you're doing?

[panicked clamoring]

Sorry pal, but you're just
a small fish in a big pond.

[girls laughing]

[limo whirring]

Nicely done, ladies.

The fate of humanity, or
at least the fate of sushi,

is once again safe.

Same diff.

Now where is our
little culprit?

Funny you should say that.

Let me go this instant!

I'm warning you!

Oh, my.

We kinda had to shrink
him down to apprehend him.

[sushi bob clamoring]

[jerry clears throat]

Oh, I see.
[chuckles]

Well, this certainly
won't add any strain

to our crowded holding facility.

Ta-ta, girls.
- Later Jerry.

Catch you on the flip side.

See ya!

[limo whirring]

I owe you guys a major apology
for how I've been acting.

I've just been so stressed
about school that I've

totally let it go to my head.

Don't sweat it, Sam.

We're happy to pick
up the slack for you.

After all, what
are friends for?

[girls cooing]

I don't know about you
guys, but I'm starved.

Want to head home
and make some sus--

Don't say it.

The next words out
of your mouth had

better be macaroni and cheese.

[girls giggling]

[mellow music playing]

OK, Clover.

I'll get mac-ing,
you get cheesing.

You got it.

Sammy, grab a big
pot, would you?

Actually, if you girls don't
mind, what I'm going to grab

is a shower.

Phew!

All that sushi stomping's
got me smelling way fishy.

[girls sniffing]

P-U. Say no more.

[electronic chirping]

Hey.
Check it out.

We have three new messages.

Awesome!

My dating life has been
seriously lackluster lately.

[answering machine beeps]

DOC KENDALL [ON
MACHINE]: Hello, this

is Doc Kendall reminding
Sam that her Sunrise



See you there.
[answering machine beeps]

PHYSICS PROFESSOR [ON MACHINE]:
Sam, this is Professor Lu.

Wondering why you missed
your quantum macro

physics study group today.

Call me.
[answering machine beeps]

PROFESSOR SMITH [ON MACHINE]:
Hi, this is Professor

Smith calling for Sam.

Have you picked a topic for
next week's presentation?

Something smells
fishy all right,

and it's Sam's lame alibis.

Whatever's going on, she's
definitely up to something.

[suspenseful music]

[shower spattering]

[sam grunting]

[theme music]

[solemn electronic chord]