05x07 - Evil Sorority

[bunniefuu]

[phone ringing]

[theme music]

[suspenseful music]

Goodnight.

Sleep tight.

Don't let the
computer bugs bite.

Finally!

I thought she and
her lame science

humor would never leave.

Great, I broke my heel.

Oh, well.

Cute shoe or no cute
shoe, things are gonna

be way different this year.

[bell ringing]

OK, it's official.

Mali U has the coolest
co-eds in the whole world.

Yeah, but between studying,
working, and WOOHPing,

we haven't had a chance
to meet any of them.

Which is exactly why
we should each find

a university activity to join.

Oh!

That's an awesome idea, Sammy!

If we divide and conquer,
we'll have a posse

of new friends in no time.

Hey, check it out.

A flyer for Phi Epsilon Phi, a
brand new on-campus sorority.

I don't know, Clover.

Aren't sororities
kind of snobby?

According to this, the Peps
are positive, enthusiastic,

and pro friendship/sisterhood.

I am so gonna hit
their PM pledge sesh.

JERRY: Pardon me, ladies, but
I need to have a word with you

right away.

Jerry?

What are you dong?

JERRY: My new stiff look is a
cutting-edge spying technique

called statue surveillance.

Brilliant, isn't it?

Yeah, in a totally
creepy kind of way.

Not to mention the fact that
it looks majorly uncomfortable.

JERRY: I admit, it is
a bit constricting.

Samantha, would you mind
scratching my toe for me?

Fine.

But this counts as your
birthday and Christmas gifts.

[yelling]

[chuckling]

I can't believe I fell for
Jerry's goofy WOOHPy trick!

So much for meeting new peeps.

Looks like it's time
for another mission.

Indeed.

There's been a robbery
at a high-tech government

laboratory.
- So what was stolen?

A top secret weapon?

A totally potent spy serum?

A way scary super robot?

No, no, and no.

This time it's a
mind-controlling microchip.

That was going to
be my next guess.

If it were to fall
into the wrong hands,

it could be quite dangerous.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Bring on the gadgets.

Today we have the heat sensor


sunglasses, the hair pick lock
pick, the brand new frequency

blocking body spray--

Wow.

Mm.

Lavender scented.

[coughing]

Oopsie.

And last but not least, the
sonic disintegrator boombox.

Awesome!

Now let's get this
spy show on the road.

Say no more.
[yelling]

So what should we do,
ring the bell or knock?

Pu-lease, Sammy.

We're super spies, as
in we're so on the list.

OK, then.

The VIP entrance it is.

[gasps]

Uh, not exactly the tres
celeb welcome I was hoping for.

Ha!

I knew there was
going to be way scary

super robots on this mission.

Yeah, so what do
we do about them?

Duh.

What we always do.

Kick their baddie butts!

Hi-ya!

Ooh!

Ow!

Uh!

Take this!

[yelling]

Catch!

So what was that about
being on the list, Clover?

Like it's my fault these
robo dudes didn't get the memo.

Actually, it's my fault. Ever
since the break-in, we've had

to beef up security at the lab.

No biggie.

Ever since we started
college, we've been way

lazy and so needed the workout.

Yeah, we did.

I mean, hello, freshman 15 much.

In that case, why
don't you come in so you

can begin your investigation?

Hmm.

Except for the way
sliced up window,

nothing looks out
of the ordinary.

Looks can be deceiving, Alex.

Bingo.

Unless a tacky pink
heel's supposed to be

in a high-tech government lab.
- Whoa.

'80s calling.

Ugly or not, we should
probably do a scan of it

and beam the info
to Jer for analysis.

Agreed.

And in the meantime, you three
should get back to campus.

Awesome! 'Cause I've got me
a girly date at the penthouse.

[gasping]

Oh!

No way!

It's gorgeous!

Oh, I can't wait to go
inside and make some equally

as attractive new friends.

Ew!

What are you doing here, loser?

Duh!

What does it look like?

I'm pledging pep.

Well, what an
unfortunate coinkydink.

So are we.

Ugh!

But what do you two know about
being positive, enthusiastic,

and pro friendship/sisterhood?

Absolutely nothing.

But we aren't here for
any of those dumb reasons.

We're here for the perks.

Yeah.

And we hear there's lots of 'em.

Hello, ladies.

Welcome to Pep!

Get ready to experience
the joy of sorority life.

From the 24-hour
peppy maid service,

to the on-call
sisterly hairstylist,

to the fully loaded
Greek gym, Pep House

is chock full of amenities.

BOTH: Wicked!

Radical.

But more importantly, it's a
place of warmth and acceptance

for all.

Whatevs!

We just want to
know if we're in.

Yeah.

Like, when do we
become official Peps?

You'll know by
the end of the week,

after you complete a few tasks.

Like what?

Like learning the Pep
spirit song for starters!

[RAPPING] From the
halls of gorgeous Pep

House, sisters bond and share.

We got spirit, pep,
and good taste,

not to mention awesome hair.

Excellent!

Now it's time for
your second task,

running a simple
little errand for me.

So what's it gonna be, Sammy?

School paper, foreign language
club, campus art enthusiasts?

How about the
skywriting poets society?

BOTH: Jerry?

Sorry, didn't
mean to startle you.

Oh, yeah?

Then why do you have that
sly smirk on your face?

Now, get on with it before we
turn you into a paper airplane

and sail you out the window.

Very well.

I have the results
of the shoe scan.

It appears that the heel
has a solid diamond tip.

Whoa.

Talk about an exciting
new fashion trend.

Guess we know how the intruder
sliced through the glass

at the lab.

According to WOOHP records,
the unique heel is only

available at a few locations.

Posh Pumps In Beverly Hills,
k*ller Kicks in the Valley,

and Mali U Shoe.

Mali U Shoe?

That's the on-campus
shoe boutique.

We'll check it
out right away, Jer.

BOTH: Huh?

SAM: What's the matter, Clover?

Hey, girls!

Uh, hey, Clover.

How was the pep fest?

Amazing!

You know, except
for the part where

Mandy and Mindy were there.

Ah, I guess that would
explain why it looks

like you've been in a brawl.

A brawl?

What are you talking about?

She's talking about the
fact that you have dirt

on your face, a broken
finger nail, and a major case

of afternoon bed head.

Grody!

I have no idea how
I got this way!

Regardless,
we've got to follow

up on the lead Jer just gave
us in the lab break-in sitch.

Yeah.

We're on our way to
Mali U Shoe right now.

I'll meet you there in
five, after I freshen up.

Ew.

Huh?

[gasping]

[RAPPING] From the
halls of gorgeous Pep

House, sisters bond and share.

We got spirit, pep,
and good taste,

not to mention awesome hair!

[laughing]

Hola, Pepsters!

It's time for your
next assignment.

Round up the girls
of Sigma Alpha Sigma

just like you
rounded up the Gamma

Alpha Gamma earlier today.

Yeah!

GROUP: Yeah!

Good.

'Cause once I eliminate the
other on-campus sororities,

I'll have unlimited power!

Maybe I should join
the Mali U math league.

Or better get,
students for studying.

Yeah, if you want your
new friends to be boring.

If you want fun, I say go
with kooky co-eds of comedy.

[clock beeping]

OK, Clover's five minutes
just turned into five hours.

We should have known
better than to leave

her alone in the powder room.

She's not answering.
- Oh, well.

We'll just have to go
shoe spying without her.

Bingo.

We're in.

[dramatic piano music]

[applause]

MUFFY: [RAPPING] From
the halls of gorgeous Pep

House, sisters bond and share.

We got--

[screaming]

Hi, girls.

Are you ready to get peppy?

[screaming]

Excuse me.

Running away is not very
pro friendship/sisterhood.

Totally not.

Now all we have to do is hack
into the customer database.

And we'll know who purchased
the diamond tipped footwear?

Exactly.

[screaming]

BOTH: Huh?

[laughing]

[RAPPING] From the
halls of gorgeous Pep

House, sisters bond and share.

Uh-oh.

Sounds like our hack
attack will have to wait.

I'm right behind ya.

Good work, pledges!

See you at the next
excitingly peppy task.

[laughing]

Clover?

Is that you?

Sure thing!

Uh, call me crazy,
but aren't you

even ickier looking than you
were the last time we saw you?

You bet!

Are you sure you're
feeling OK? 'Cause we, like,

totally heard someone scream.

Did you hear it too?

Right on!

[RAPPING] From the
halls of gorgeous Pep

House, sisters bond and share.

We got spirit, pep,
and good taste,

not to mention awesome hair!

Clover, wait!

Come back!

Why are you acting so bizarro?

OK, so not only is
Clover acting way weird,

but now she's hanging
with the terror twins?

[phone ringing]

The results of the download.

According to Mali U Shoe,
only one person on campus

has diamond heel pumps.

Muffy Pepperidge.

Muffy what-a-ridge?

Pepperidge, as in
the president of Pep.

And if we want to
figure out if she

was involved in
the lab break-in,

we better go check her out.

Whoa!

Clover wasn't kidding.

This place is amazing!

No wonder she wanted
to join a sorority.

Guess I'll just have
to take your word for it.

Oopsie.

Sorry, Sammy.

Don't apologize to me.

Ow!

Apologize to my shoulders.

MUFFY: Hola, Pepsters!

Hey, did you hear that?

It's coming from the fire place.

--when I was an ordinary
Mali U engineering student.

I was rejected from
every sorority I pledged,

so I decided to
form one of my own.

Pep!

That must be Muffy!

You're right.

My goal?

To eliminate all the other
sororities in the world.

And thanks to the
mind-controlling

microchips I've implanted in my
pledges' pins, it'll be a snap!

Mind-controlling microchips?

Guess now we know
who our intruder is.

And why Clover's been
acting so incredibly freaky.

Oh!

BOTH: Whoa!

Hello Hello, ladies.

Welcome to Pep.

Get ready to experience
the joy of sorority life.

[laughing]

Forget it, Muffy!

Yeah!

We aren't interested in
joining your creepy club.

Unfortunately, you don't
have much of a choice.

OK, pledges.

Round up these two, and show
them what it means to be

positive and enthusiastic.

Right on!

I'm on it.

Uh, something tells me
we're about to find out

how Clover ended up with
such a bad hair day.

Not if I have anything
to say about it.

Hi-ya!

Wow, Alex!

Now, that's what
I call positive.

[laughing]

And your move is way
enthusiastic, Sammy.

[grumbling]

Now let's get out of here!

Oh, no, you don't.

Sorry, Muff, but we don't take
orders from anyone but Jerry.

Yeah.

And usually, we don't
even listen to him.

We gotta call WOOHP
and let Jer know what's

going on in this crazy campus.

Hi, girls!

Are you ready to get peppy!

Actually, Clover,
we're not gonna

join your evil sisterhood.

We're gonna destroy it.

BOTH: Hi-ya!

Ah!

Hey!

Get them!

Get ready to experience
the joy of sorority life.

OK, ladies, this is
your final assignment.

Capture the Debs, Mali U's
most notorious sorority.

Then we'll be ready to begin
world sorority elimination!

Hooray!

ALL: [RAPPING] We got
spirit, pep, and good taste,

not to mention awesome hair.

Sure thing!

Hmm.

By sure thing I mean as if!

ALL: [RAPPING] From the
halls of gorgeous Pep

House, sisters bond and share.

We got spirit, pep,
and good taste,

not to mention awesome hair!

From the halls of gorgeous--

Hello?

Broken record much?

I mean, don't these sisters
know any other songs?

Where am I?

What's happening?

Shh!

In the Pep mini van.

We're on our way to the Deb
House for a surprise attack.

But I don't understand.

How come you're not all freaky
hypnotized like everybody else?

Thanks to the frequency
blocking body spray I spritzed

myself with earlier,
Muffy's mind control chip

didn't have any effect on me.

Speaking of microchips
we've got to help Clover

and the others ASAP!

[RAPPING] From the halls of
Gorgeous Pep House, sisters--

Sam!

No time.

If We want to help
the Debs, we've

gotta get out of here pronto!

If only Jerry had given us
some sort of slicing gadget.

Wait a sec!

The diamond tipped heel!

It's still in my pocket.

Well, what are
you waiting for?

Bring on the bling.

Awesome!

Let's go save some
snobby sorority girls.

I am all over it.

ALL: [RAPPING] From the
halls of gorgeous Pep

House, sisters bond and share.

We got spirit, pep,
and good taste,

not to mention awesome hair!

OK, my peppy princesses.

Ready to catch some Debs?

Oh, yeah!

Sure thing!

Glad you're so agreeable.

Because once you do, your
initiation will be over

and you'll be
full-fledged Pep Sisters!

Now, get to it, and have fun!

Hi-ya!

Hey, girls!

Are you ready to get peppy?

Huh?

Hello?

Rude much.

Totally.

Like, how can we do a perky
attack when nobody's home?

Actually, somebody is home.

Surprise!

Wow!

That was even more fun
than I hoped it would be.

Yeah!

What do you say we do it again?

You!

What did you do with my Debs?

Sent them packing, so we
could have you all to ourselves.

Well, be careful
what you wish for.

Peps!

Attack!

Come on!

Hi-ya!

This is one pep rally
you're not gonna forget.

Oh, yeah?

That's what you think.

That

Hey!

No fair.

All's fair in love
and w*r, Clover.

Now, pledge this!

[screaming]

OK, Sammy.

Enough with the throw down.

Time to destroy those pins.

But there's just too
many of them, Alex.

We'll never get their pins off.

If only there
was some way to jam

Muffy's mind control frequency.

Hey!

Maybe there is.

Attack!

Awsome!

Crank it up.

The

Hey!

Huh?

BOTH: Huh?

What?

What's going on?

Did we get to move
into the Pep House yet?

I hope so. 'Cause
you could sure

use the sisterly hairstylist.

Me?

What about you?

Ew.

Sam?

Alex?

What's happening?

Simple.

We're about to take
Muffy Into custody.

Welcome to WOOHP, Muffy.

Get ready to experience the
joy of orange jumpsuits/prison.

Wait!

No!

Things were supposed to
be different this year!

And that's how you were
forced to sing dumb songs,

do goofy arm movements, and
hang out with Mandy and Mindy.

No way!

I so can't believe It!

Ugh!

Don't worry.

Jerry assured us they
wouldn't remember either.

Not that.

What I can't believe is that
the Peps weren't positive,

enthusiastic, and pro
friendship/sisterhood

like they claimed.

Oh.

Right.

So, while I was busy being
a poorly groomed hypno-pledge,

did you two ever find a
university activity to join?

Hmm.

Are you kidding?

We've got our own
little club right here.

JERRY: You said it, ladies.

GROUP: Huh?

[group gasping]

Jerry, what are you doing?

It's a brand new
spying technique

called portrait eavesdropping.

Pretty impressive, eh?

[laughing]
Girls?

Girls?

Are you still there, girls?

[theme music]