04x18 - Like, So Totally Not Spies – Parts 1

[bunniefuu]

[beeping]

[theme music]

[expl*si*n]

[light music]

I can't believe not a
single one of my evil schemes

has worked.

I would have defeated my goody
two shoes brother, Jerry,

a long time ago if
those pesky spy girls

didn't always get in the way.

[yelling]

Is this what a super-villain's
headquarters looks like?

Is it?

And my Grand LAMOS has been
whittled down to just two.

Two!

What's a villain to do?

Hold on, Chief.

I got a great idea that'll
solve all of your problems.

Really?

What is it?

LAMOS should
throw a dance party.

Nothing boosts team
moral more than dancing.

Oh, I might as
well just give up.

Relax Terence.

I've got everything
under control.

My latest fashion
accessory is guaranteed

to neutralize those nasty
girls, once and for all.

Then LAMOS will finally be able
to take out Jerry and WOOHP.

That's sounds
deliciously evil, Helga.

Deliciously evil.

[music playing]

Nothing like a little shopping
spree to make a girl happy.

And nothing like a
huge shopping spree

to make a girl totally happy.

Oh, what a day.

We've harvested some seriously
fabulous fall fashions.

I mean, hello, perfect for the
first day of autumn or what?

Awesome!

You'll be setting the
trend for the whole season.

Way to copy me, loser.

Quick, take a pic.

What are you doing, Mandy

Getting undeniable proof
that I bought the blouse first,

and your just a big poser.

Nice try, Clover, but you'll
never be as fashionable as moi.

Looks like I'm returning
this blouse ASAP.

Look on the bright side.

At least you and Mandy
won't be showing up

at school in the same outfits.

Huh?

That's strange.

I know every inch of
The Groove and I've

never seen that cart before.

It can only mean one thing.

A new shopping opportunity!

Mmm.

Welcome, girls.

Obviously, you have
an appreciation

for the finer things in life.

You look kind of familiar.

Have we met before?

Perhaps on a runway in Paris.

Or maybe a salon in Milan.

Um, maybe.

Enough small talk.

I can tell that you girls
have a keen eye for fashion.

And are looking for a must
have accessory for the fall.

Whoa, she's good.

I have exactly what
you're looking for.

Voila!

These are the coolest
bracelets I've ever seen.

And best of all, Mandy
doesn't have them yet.

We'll take three.

Perhaps you'd like
to wear them home.

It will give you a head
start on the fashion season.

A premature public showing.

I don't think so.

The first day of fall
isn't until tomorrow.

And as everyone,
except Mandy, knows

fashion patience is a virtue.

Yes, a virtue.

Well, enjoy your bracelets.

I have a feeling they'll
change your lives.

[music playing]

[dinging]

Is it me or is shopping
sometimes harder than

the missions we go on?

[dinging]

Speaking of missions, I
think we're about to be--

Next time we're
taking the stairs.

Whoa!

Don't you girls ever
get tired of shopping?

Tired of shopping?

Get real, Jare.

It's one of life's
great pleasures.

You should try it some time.

Perhaps I will.

Right now, however,
I'm more concerned

about the USO
that's been sighted

off the coast of Los Angeles.

USO?

An unidentified
submerged object.

And it's the same shape
and size as my brother

Terence's LAMOS sub.

It's probably nothing.

Good.

Then we can check it out later.

Right now we have a
fall wardrobe to try on.

But, as I haven't heard from
my evil brother in a while,

I'd like you girls
to check it out ASAP.

Don't super spies
ever get a day off?

Not as long as evil
is working overtime.

Now you'll need some
gadget for your mission.

Oh Gladys.

For this mission, you get the
heat sensor motion detector sun

glasses, the net throwing,
extendable [inaudible] mascara,

and our latest gadget, the
porcupine quill hair brush.

Would you girls like a
demonstration on how it works?

It really is quite innovative.

Don't sweat it, Jare.
We'll figure it out.

Looks like our fashion
show will have to wait.

[music playing]

Sometimes being
a spy for WOOHP

can be seriously annoying.

Totally, we're always
too busy on missions

to do the stuff we really like.

No wonder Mandy scoops
up all the good fashion

stuff before we do.

I know it stinks.

But the fastest way to get
back to our regular lives

is to complete this mission.

Looks like we found
the LAMOS sub.

Now let's get this over with.

That's the LAMOS
sub all right.

I'd recognize that
rust anywhere.

[suspenseful music]

OK, the hatch is open.

Can you say suspicious?

Yeah, let's do
a little pre-entry

scouting with our heat sensor
motion detector sunglasses.

[gasping]

Looks like we're going to
have to deal with the LAMOS

welcoming committee.

[suspenseful music]

Huh?

[suspenseful music]

We're close, come on.

I just know this saltwater
is going to ruin my boots.

Whatever it is, it's in here.

On three.



Freeze.

Now let's check out
our catch of the day.

Ewe!

Well, other than the crabs,
this sub is way deserted.

Where do you
figure Terrence is?

Maybe we'll find
some answers in here.

Check it out.

It's an online captain's log.

Nice hacking, Sammy.

It says that Terence
has had enough of crime.

He's disbanding LAMOS and
moving back to England

to become a dog groomer.

Bonus.

Looks like our
work here is done.

Doesn't something
seem kind of weird

to you that Terence suddenly
decided to go straight?

Not really.

I mean, it's not like he was
any good at being a criminal.

Yeah, and if he
does turn bad again,

we'll be there to take him down.

Now let's call Jerry.

Hello, ladies.

How's the mission going?

Awesome.

On account of we won't have to
worry about the LAMOS anymore.

Are you quite sure?

According to his
log, your brother

went home to groom dogs.

Hmm.

Canine grooming always
was his special gift.

Well, let's hope
it's for real girls.

I'd love to have our LAMOS
days officially behind us.

Us too, Jare.

In the meantime, I'll
dispatch a few agents

to England to check in on him.

Sweet, there's still
time for the post-shopping

spree fashion show after all.

Woo hoo!

I can't believe WOOHP's
best agents actually

fell for the fake
captain's log trick.

Maybe my luck is changing.

All right.

So we can have our
dance party after all.

This outfit just
demands compliments.

Oh, is it getting hot in here?

Nope, it's just me.

On a scale of 1 to


I'm totally ready
for my close-up.

Forget about diamonds,
shoes are definitely

a girl's best friend.

You can't put a price
on style like this.

Girls, I think we
just earned our way

into the shopping hall of fame.

Now it's time to top off our
look with our new bracelets.

Suddenly, I
don't feel so good.

I need to sit.

Yeah I'm getting woozy too.

Maybe it's from trying
on all those clothes.

Whoa, we really should
have paced ourselves.

[suspenseful music]

[music playing]

Oh.

Hmm, The Brit Boutique.

Maybe I ought to take
a lesson from the girls

and do a little shopping.

After all, it is one of
life's great pleasures.

Ascots, umbrellas, bowler hat.

Now this is what I call a store.

It makes me feel
like I'm back home.

I know what you mean, brother.

Terence.

I had hoped I'd seen
the last of you.

Don't worry, brother.

Soon we'll part forever.

Feel the power of the LAMOS.

Unfortunately, none
of them is my size.

Here is the latest
look for the man who

is about to lose everything.

I must say Terence, these
can't be your best henchmen.

They are, for now.

But never mind them,
this is personal.

In that case, I guess
it's time to teach

you yet another lesson.

I'm not afraid.

Come and get me.

Always were just a big talker.

Any last words, brother dearest?

[groaning]

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Yes.

I win.

My head is pounding.

What time is it?

Time to get more sleep.

I feel totally exhausted.

I feel mega disoriented.

Plus I've got a nagging feeling
that I'm forgetting something.

I know what you mean.

Like, why are we
sleeping on the floor?

We must have passed out
after our fashion show.

We better hustle or we're
going to be late for school.

[music playing]

Apparently, crime
doesn't pay, for repairs.

So what do you have in
store for me this time?

I'd hate to ruin the suspense.

I'd much rather you
find out the hard--

We're going to drive
you out to the middle

of the ocean in this leaky
old sub and leave you there.

Yes, well, you still don't
know the best part of the plan.

That's when the sub
slowly fill with water.

And then it's
bye-bye little Jerry.

And what, pray tell,
is your master plan?

It will be a surprise.

But one that you won't
be around to enjoy.

Whatever it is,
your plan will fail.

As usual, Sam, Clover, and
Alex will save the day.

[laughs]

I'm afraid that
won't happen this time.

Get this, Helga gave them
special bracelets that erased

their memories of being spies.

Fool, you weren't
supposed to tell him.

Well, brother, now
you know our plan.

But there's nothing
you can do to stop it.

I'd say it's been nice
knowing you, but I'd be lying.

[laughs]

Lying.

[laughs]

[bell rings]

[music playing]

Yeah, looking good.

Totally awesome.

You guys are the
queens of fashion.

What can I say,
we aim to please.

Hmm.

Hey Mandy.

Oh, last year called, it
wants your outfit back.

We totally rule the school.

GIRL: Was there ever any doubt?

Well, I think it's safe
to say that our fall fashion

debut was a huge success.

So, who's up for another
marathon shopping blitz

at The Groove this weekend?

It That sounds great.

Unfortunately, I have to work.

Really?

Where?

You know, for a second
there, I thought I had a job.

That is so bizarre.

Hey, instead of
shopping, why don't we

do something exciting, like
skydiving or bungee jumping?

Are you crazy?

We'd never do something
that dangerous.

Especially, in these
expensive shoes.

Exactly.

We should just go to a
movie like we always do.

And for some reason, I'm
jonesing to see a spy flick.

[beeping]

Hmm?

That's funny.

I've never heard that
ring tone before.

I think coming
from your purse.

I've never seen this before.

It must have come with the bag.

It looks like some sort
of computerized compact.

Ooh.

Maybe it tells you if you
put on too much makeup.

Girls, thank
goodness you're there.

I've been captured by the LAMOS.

Who are you?

And how did you
get inside my purse?

Oh dear.

Helga's plan to erase your
memories must have worked.

Girls, you must listen to me.

You are super spies.

I know it may be hard for you
to believe, but it's true.

You're secret agents working for
WOOHP, the World Organization

of Human Protection.

I'm your boss, Jerry.

And I desperately
need your help.

OK, the weird-o-meter has
officially gone off the chart.

I don't care if it
did come with a purse.

This is too messed up.

OK, as you know, being freaked
out isn't good for my skin.

So there's only one thing to do.
- You're right.

It's time to hit the sushi spa.

A pedicure, a facial,
and getting our sushi on

will totally calm our nerves.

JERRY Girls, please, I need you.

Girls, are you out here?

Can you hear me?

I hate to admit it, but this
just isn't coming me down.

I'm still totally freaked out
by that weird cell phone thingy.

And I can't get that
old guy out of my mind.

Can you believe what he said?

Imagine us being spies?

Being a spy would be a
complete waste of time.

Luckily hologram dude had no
idea what he was talking about.

Wasabi mud masks, maybe this
will finally help us relax.

[music playing]

Oh.

Ah.

[gasping]

Party's over, girls.

The LAMOS rule.

What?

Was my credit card maxed out?

Get back.

I know how to use these.

Ooh, you've got me now.

Just kidding.

Check please.

Huh?

Sorry, I don't do food fights.

I don't even know you.

What is your problem?

That's the best
part about this,

It's not going to be a problem.

Ow.

That's it!

I work hard on my nails.

Is that the best you can do?

Oh no, that was shrimp.

How could you do that to me?

I'm allergic to shellfish.

Any last requests?

Yeah, leave me alone.

I don't think so.

Whoa!

Cool.

Check out my new dance moves.

How pathetic.

Good help is so hard to find.

Nonetheless, I'll relish
eliminating you girls myself.

If this is a robbery,
we'll give you our wallets.

I don't want your money.

I want revenge from
the three of you.

Just let us go and I swear,
you'll never see us again.

Yeah, we'll even change
our names if you want.

In a way, this is
a bit anti-climactic.

It isn't even a challenge.

Don't make me hurt you.

How pathetic.

What are you going to do?

Brush me into submission?

How did you do that?

I have no clue.

You girls will pay for this!

Well, whatever
happened, it worked.

Now let's get out of here
before round two starts.

OK, what is going on here?

First, we wake up on the floor.

Then, some old dude pages us
on a futuristic cell phone

and says we're spies.

And now we get attacked
on our spa lunch.

It's like our whole world
has been turned upside down.

Wait a sec.

Didn't that manly waitress
say something about the LAMOS?

Well that's who the guy on the
cell said had captured him.

So that old timer just
might be on the level.

Could we actually be spies?

There's only one
way to find out.

We're going to have to call
that freaky old guy back.

Did you know that in a
pinch, ordinary kitchen items

can be used as spy gadgets?

For instance, this
spatula can be

a stealthy surveillance device.

Now watch as this
piece of smelly cheese

become a low- tech
tracking tool.

And this simple egg
beater can be used

to send coded communications.

[yelling]

On second thought, maybe
some things are just

meant to be used for cooking.