02x21 - Ski Trip

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

THEME SONG: Here we go again
around the world until we stop

and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three
now baby here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission undercover,
and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're totally spies, so
get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

RADIO HOST: We interrupt
all programming

to issue a statewide alert.

There's been an escape from the
state maximum security prison.

Be advised, the escapee
could be armed and dangerous.

OK, girls, to maximize the
success of our class ski trip,

let's make sure we
have our priorities

straight, meeting boys, flirting
with boys, and kissing boys.

You know Clover,
there are other things

to do in a ski resort.

Like hardcore snowboarding.

Anyone want to come with?

Neh, count me out.

I'm on a mission to
take some cool photos

with my new digicam.

What about you, Clover?

No, thanks.

I'm on a mission to find the
hottest guy at the resort.

That's easy.

The hottest guy on the
planet's right next to us.

Hey, David.

Whatcha listening to?

Whatever.

Once I've got my new outfit
on, he'll notice me for sure.

Check out these rad goggles.

Hey, David.

[falling sounds]

The only guy you'll snag with
those lame goggles is Arnold.

He's wears a pair just
like them in chem lab.

Don't feel bad, Clover.

We can't all have a one of
a kind designer ski outfit.

One of a kind.

Her red ski outfit is
identical to my spies outfit.

Wow.

Move over David.

I found my hottie.

Yeah, my jumps are rad.

Fakees, eggplants,
mctwists, I do them all.

Downhill race is all mine.

I'm going to waste
the competition.

You could so beat him, Alex.

You think?

I know.

Snowboarding is so
much cooler than skiing.

You can tell by the outfits.

Think you could teach me how?

All right.

Todd, want a cup
of my hot chocolate

mochachino mint supreme?

It's imported.

All right.

Did I mention I
snowboard and surf?

I'm fine.

This ski bunny doesn't
give up without a fight.

It's going to be one of
those weekends, isn't it?

OK, after that
bus ride with Mandy,

I can't wait to just kick it.

Yeah, it'll be nice
to get a little peace

and quiet before
we hit the slopes.

[screams]

No.

You have got to be kidding.

I specifically requested
a single suite.

Please tell me this
totally isn't happening.

Girls calm down.

The chaperone says
we can't change rooms.

Jer, you have to help us.

You're our only hope
of escaping Mandy.

I'm sorry.

High school rivalries do not
fall under my jurisdiction.

But Mandy's more of a
menace than any villain

we've ever faced.

Can't you scrape
together a mission, a cat

up a tree, something, anything?

The world doesn't
need saving today.

The best suggestion I can
offer is to relax and enjoy

your mission free weekend.

FYI girls, I'll
be taking this bed.

You three can share
the other one.

OK, newsflash,
Mandy, none of us

wanted to share sheets
with you anyway.

So what happened to, Todd?

Did you run out of hot
chocolate or did he just run?

Please.

Todd wanted to get in a few
more runs before the race.

We're hooking up again later.

Oh, what's this?

My camera, and you can
stop pawing it any time.

You're going to--

[gasp]

Drop It.

Oops.

My snowboard.

[gasp]

My outfit.

Oops.

Oh, that's just great.

I chipped a nail on your junk.

OK, let's get out of here now.

[music playing]

Is there anything
you can't do?

Yeah, lose.

Well, I'm a pretty
good skater myself.

Ouch.

That so hurt.

Oh, Todd, could you help me?

These laces are so tricky.

Is it right over left
or left over right?

Is this a cruel joke?

Help me, somebody, anybody.

Look it up.

I'm fine.

Since when does ice crack
in a perfect circle.

Somebody did this on purpose.

Skate much, Clover.

So, David, this
resort's pretty cool, huh.

Yeah, but to build
it, they probably

had to cut down
old forests, which

in turn probably left a lot of
endangered species homeless.

Oh, well.

The views was pretty romantic.

It'd be nice to have a
guy to share it with.

Don't give up Sam.

I'll keep my eyes open for you.

Ah, crash and burn.

Next year I'm
taking flirting 101.

I am so not good at this.

Wait.

[scream]

I'm OK.

I'm OK.

I'm OK.

[scream]

Phew.

When I said crash and burn,
I didn't mean literally.

That cable didn't snap.

It was cut.

Way to go, Sam.

Nice job destroying the
lift for everyone else.

It wasn't my fault. Somebody
deliberately cut that cable.

And I would bet my
allowance it was you.

Take your conspiracy
theory to the police.

They could use a good laugh.

Watch it, klutz.

I'm trying, but I
can't control my board.

Nice moves, Alex.

Yeah, too bad that
tree got in your way.

Mandy.

I mean, how often does ice
break in a perfect circle?

About as often as a cable
gets deliberately cut.

Or a board gets
completely shredded.

One minute I'm
heading toward a job.

The next my board has
a mind of its own.

And guess who was right there?

Oh, let me guess.

Her name starts with an M
and ends with a why on earth

does she have to
be our roommate?

Bingo.

spies?

Jer, please tell
us you've found

a way to get us out of here.

Mandy's taking trouble
to an all new level.

So sorry, Clover.

I've bad news.

Former arch nemesis, Dr. Jilee
has broken out of prison.

That guy we stopped from
freezing over the world?

Yes, and he may be coming
after you for revenge.

Wait a minute.

Maybe it wasn't Mandy trying
to do us in after all.

Maybe it was Dr. Jilee.

Which means we should
leave the resort immediately.

We can pack really quickly.

What it means, Clover, is that
you three need to be careful.

Jilee is very
dangerous, deadly even.

No kidding.

Last time he captured me he
forced me into a chess game.

I almost died of boredom.

Keep an eye out
for your gadgets.

I'm sending them via air drop.

And remember, keep your spying
discreet from your classmates.

No one can ever know.

Good luck, spies.

He's quick that Jer.

So I guess we all
owe Mandy an apology.

Dreading the thought of this.

Hey.

Mandy, we came to apologize.

We thought you were to
blame for our accidents.

Come on, Todd.

Let's leave before these posers
blame me for their bad hair day

too.

Kind and gracious as usual.

So Todd, on a
scale of one to ten,

how kissable do you think I am?

Well, I think you're a ten.

Let's kiss.

But let's do it in
front of the window.

I want to watch Clover's
head do a complete 360.

Don't speak.

Save the romance
for later, Clover.

I can't believe it.

I'm totally freaking.

I gotta-- I gotta get back.

Oh, man.

That girl Mandy was
just like kidnapped.

Yay.

But who would
want to steal Mandy?

Some have frozen creepy guy.

It's Jilee for sure.

And he's got Mandy.

Yeah, are we convinced
this is a bad thing?

Settle down.

It wasn't that exciting.

This is such a stupid game.

No wonder you like it.

Silence.

I've waited a long time
for this rematch, Clover.

Clover!

That is the nastiest thing
anyone has ever called me.

I am not Clover you polar freak.

I am Mandy.

But the red outfit.

I thought that--

Well, think again and try
not to strain your brain.

OK, what is this
thing called again?

That is a pawn, my dear,
something you have just become.

What's that noise?

OK, Weird.

MANDY: [ON TAPE RECORDER]
Sam, Alex, Clover, it's Mandy.

This Jilee guy says
I am history if you

three freaks don't save me.

I would cry, but it's so
cold my tears would freeze,

and besides I really don't
want to run my mascara.

Help me please.

I think it's a set up.

Jilee wants us to find Mandy.

And what Jilee wants is of
utmost importance to us, why?

Look, I know Mandy
isn't our favorite person,

but she doesn't deserve whatever
Jilee has in store for her.

Besides think of it this way.

If we save Mandy,
she'll owe us big time.

OK, so how do we find them?

Well, we could
trace Mandy's yapping

with our ultra-sensitive
sensitive

ear ring communicators.
- Good idea.

We'll get the best reception
at the top of the mountain.

Come on, girls.
We got a villain to catch.

Yeah, and another one to save.

No way.

I am not playing anymore chess.

As my hostage, you are
in no position to refuse.

Besides it's rude.

Well, excuse me
if getting kidnapped

was not on my to do list today.

Besides you're not
even good at this game.

You will play chess,
and you will like it.

Read Read my chapped lips.

No.

Uh, that voice.

My ears.

My ears.

Do these ear rings
have a mute button.

It sounds like Mandy's
mouth is exactly due south.

Great work, girls.

There's Jilee's lair on the
other side of this mountain.

Come on.
It's almost dark.

Our all weather
fleece ultralights

will get us there in a jiff.

I should be lip locked
with Todd right now,

not suffering from wind burn.

Sam, Alex, Clover.

Quiet.

Then hurry up.

We're trying.

It's just--

We're stuck.

How nice to see
you three again.

Again, you know this guy?

Hardly.

You're not still obsessing
on that lame freeze

the world plan, are you?

Indeed I am.

But first there's something
important I must get.

A less pathetic social life.

Revenge.

Doc Jilee, remember how
you wanted an ice queen?

How about you let us go,
and we'll give you Mandy.

Not even having
you was my ice queen

could make me give up
my plot for revenge.

With the push of the
button, the snow makers

above this cabin will
explode triggering

a monstrous avalanche.

We're so flattened.

You won't be needing these.

I bid you all adieu.

OK, Clover, how did
you date that loser

and how did you end it?

Because he seriously
needs closure.

Bye, bye, spies.

This is it.

We're history.

Ow.

That hurt.

Clover.

What?

It was to calm her down.

Is that so wrong?

No, but primping
in a crisis is.

Hello, who's primping?

I pocketed my laser
lipstick before Jilee

bolted with out backpacks.

[screams]

This whole thing is
my fault. I'm being

punished for being so horrible.

If I get out of this alive, I'll
never call you another name.

Thanks, I think.

Or make fun of your close.

What's wrong with our clothes?

Or steal your boyfriends.

OK, now you're
speaking my language.

It's a deal.

Alex, you take care of Mandy.

Clover and I will
go after Julie.

Where did you get
those rad boots?

From, uh, Switzerland.

They're the next
trend in winter wear.

Ow, black and blue
are not my best colors.

Can we slow down?

Not if we want
to win this race.

Race.

What Race?

Hold on tight, girlfriend.

Oh, no.

Wow, cool

Give it up, girls
No one beats Todd.

That's weird.

Did he just refer to
himself in the third person?

Yeah, which is exactly where
he's finishing in this race

behind the two of us.

[cheers]

Your escape was a lucky
break, but you girls

are still no match for me.

Looks like you're
wrong, Jilee.

We've got you cornered.

Think again.

[screams]

Good catch, Jer.

Yes, I wish I could
say the same for you.

Well, we're trying, but
Jilee took our backpacks

and we're one woman short.

If at first you don't
succeed, spies, try, try again.

The first place trophy goes
to Alex and her co-rider, Mandy.

[cheers]

What happened?

What's wrong?

Jilee got away.

We lost him.

This trophy looks cheesy.

Do you think it's
really gold plated.

It could be bronze painted gold.

[crash]

Am I dreaming, or
did Mandy just save us?

Oh, take it from me.

Alex totally out-boarded
that conceded Todd.

Wow, you guys looks.

My camera must have
been on when we were

chasing Jilee in the avalanche.

I got some stellar
shots after all.

Sammy, that's awesome.

Everything worked
out perfectly,

and now we're all
going to be BFFs.

Best friends forever.

Shall we take a
relaxing soak girlfriends?

Hey, I didn't notice
before, but you're

pretty easy on the eyes.

Mind if I join you?

Sorry, Todd.

I'm not interested
in recycled goods.

You devious, horrible person.

What are you talking about?

Oh, now it's clear.

You had me kidnapped,
so you could

have Todd all to yourself.

I see right through your
little game of hard to get.

Earth to Mandy.

Clover risked her
life to save you.

We all did.

I bet you three were in
cahoots with that icy wacko.

I mean, he knew all your names.

I should have never
trusted you wannabes.

- All we want to be is friends.
- Sorry.

I don't associate with
two-faced backstabbers.

Girls, I am moving
into your room

for the rest of our vacation,
but I need my own bed.

That friendship
was short-lived.

We should have left
her up on the mountain.

Look on the upside girls,
we accomplished our mission.

True, Jilee is gone for good.

Not that mention, Sammy.

We finally got Mandy
out of our room.

Yeah.

[laughter]

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