02x20 - Totally Switched

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

Here we go.

We're getting on the road til
we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now
baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go.

Here we go, on a
mission undercover,

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Totally Spies, get
on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We have a bit
of a problem, sir.

I'm afraid your
books are overdue.

The problem is
yours, lady, because I

ain't paying no fines.

But that's our policy.

Too bad.

Hey, put me down.

[laughing]

Oh, By Garbage, now this
is a seriously cool band.

Not as cool as Day-Old Bread.

They are mega cool.

Sorry, girls.

I just found the coolest
thing in the whole store,

Hansen Carter.

Hansen Carter?

Who's that?

The brand new scalding
hot M Channel DJ.

Isn't he a dream?

Hi, guys.

Hansen Carter here with an
exciting announcement for you.

I'm looking for
a special someone

to co-host an upcoming show
with me at the M Channel.

All you have to do is send in a
catchy and convincing audition

tape.
And who knows?

Within weeks, you and I
could be working together.

This is too perfect.

Off send in my
tape, get the job,

Hansen will fall
in love with me,

and we'll spend the rest
of our lives together.

OK, Clover, I totally support
free expression and all,

but you are in public.

I'm going home right
now to work on my tape.

[shouting]

Could Jerry's
timing be any worse?

Well, that was
completely gross, a vacuum,

then a garbage can?

Thanks, Jer.

Jer?

Down here.

Nice duds.

Are you in a play or something?

No, but I have some
very exciting news.

I am to be knighted.

Knighted?

With a sword and the
queen, and you'll be sir?

Yes, yes, and yes.

It's quite an unexpected honor.

So can we come?

I've always wanted
to meet the Queen.

Tragically, you cannot,
although you three

will be traveling to England.

England?

But I can't I have a
very important possibly

life-altering video to star in.

Well, I'm afraid
it'll have to wait.

Right now, I have an
assignment for you.

In the city of
Liverpool, there have

been a rash of odd occurrences.

People's personalities
have suddenly changed.

Observe.

This mild-mannered
librarian started acting

like a professional whistler.

And this a prominent
surgeon can't stop dancing.

And this army general
now treats his officers

like a kindergarten of class.

Freaky.

Especially since some of
these people are very important.

Then I guess we
better find out what's

causing this to happen fast.
- Precisely.

And now for your gadgets.

You will be using
laser lipstick, earring

communicators, the hair
pick lock pick, suction cup

bottom go-go boots, and VEGs.
- VEGs?

Vapor-emitting gloves.

Where them at your
olfactory risk.

Ew Nast.

Indeed, and now
you're off, as am I.

So, Hansen, remember,
my name is Clover

and your search is over.

You found your M
Channel guest gal.

I'm hipper than hip, hopper
than hop, I walk the walk,

and, baby, I talk the talk.

Muah.

That was awesome, Clover.

Thanks.

Now all I have to do
is send in the tape

and keep my fingers crossed.

Good, because right
now it's spy time.

[horn]

Are you sure you're a
librarian, because, sister,

you are way buff.

I wasn't until last Thursday,
the day my whole life changed.

What do you mean?

What happened?

I was working at the library
when I saw this bright light.

Then all of a sudden I
wasn't a wimp anymore.

I was a wrestler.

It was amazing.

I'm afraid I don't follow.

The only thing I
lifted before was books

and my afternoon cup of tea.

Now I can bench 150.

I've even have a match
tomorrow against some bloke

from Kensington.

Want to come?

Sounds like a blast,
but unfortunately, we'll

have to take a rain check.

Suit yourself.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have to go work on my abs.

What a freak show.

How often do you meet
a wrestling librarian?

Yeah, about as
often as you meet

a high school girl involved
in international espionage.

OK, bad example.

Hey, check it
out, pro-wrestler

Birmingham brawler quites.

Wants simpler quieter life.

He probably got dropped on
his head one too many times.

So?

Either that, or his
personality's changed.

What are you saying, Sammy?

That this is way too
weird to be a coincidence.

[grunting]

Yes, well, wrestling was
my old life, you see?

Now, I prefer a good book.

But you're the Birmingham
Brawler, dude, a butt-kicking

powerhouse of strength?

Oh, well, yes.

I was the Birmingham
Brawler until last Thursday

when I discovered [inaudible],,
Emily Bronte, and Balzac.

You don't happen to know the
head librarian at the Liverpool

Library, do you?
- Why, no.

But I'd sure love to meet her.

We'd probably have a
great deal in common.

Well, thanks for your time.

Keep digging on those books.

Yes, I shall.

Cheerio, my dears.

Just when I thought the
first freak show was good,

the second one was even better.

It's like the game we
used to play in nursery

school, opposite day.

You're absolutely right, Alex.

It's like they've
switched personalities.

But how is that possible,
especially since they

don't even know each other?

I'm not sure, but
we're going to find out.

It's totally amazing.

Even in the most heinous of
tweeds, I still look fabulous.

So what are we
looking for, exactly?

The librarians datebook.

I want to know what's so
special about last Thursday

and what her connection
is to our wrestler.

According to this, she met
with Dr. Gray on Thursday

morning.

It says here he's a shrink.

He treats doctors, generals,
teachers, and even celebrities

like the Birmingham Brawler.

Bingo, we have our connection.

It's time to pay the
good doctor a visit.

OK, so this is the opposite
of a normal place to live.

Shrinks are so dramatic.

[doorbell]

Looks like nobody's home.

I say we let ourselves in.

Mm-hm.

We may need a gadget
to bust through.

How about a nice
roundhouse kick instead?

[screaming]

Wow, these boots
are multi-functional.

OK, let's split up
and see what we find.

Use your earring communicators
to stay in touch.

Well, besides the
criminally tacky decor,

everything looks
pretty normal to me.

Same here.

How about on your end, Alex?

Just a stuffy room
filled with books.

Hm?

Come to think of it, that
wrestler would love it here.

Wow.

Alex?

Alex, are you OK?

She's not answering.

Let's find her.

Wow.

Sammy?

Can you hear me?

Hello?

Oh, this is so not good.

So I went over the falls
in the barrel, caught

the hoodlum on his
fancy boat, and now

he's shut away for years.

Oh, my.

What a story.

How thrilling.

[phone ringing]

Oh, Excuse me, Your Majesty,
I'll be just a moment.

Hello?

Jer, It's Clover and I
have a big time problem.

Alex and Sam just disappeared.

I need you to help me ASAP.

Yes, well, I'm
afraid that might not

be possible just this instant.

Not possible?

Hello?

If you don't get here quick,
I may be the next to vanish.

And then it's goodbye M
Channel, goodbye Hansen,

and goodbye perfect life.

Calm down.

I have your coordinates.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

Everything all right?

Oh, yes, right as rain.

Say, do you mind pointing me
in the direction of the loo?

[beeping]

What the--

Well, desperate times
call for desperate measures.

So what is this place?

The home of our
prime suspect Dr. Gray.

He's switching the
personalities of his patients.

We just don't know how or why.

Very interesting.

If by interesting, you mean
gaudy, then yeah, I'm with ya.

Not the decor, Clover.

I'm talking about that.

What is it?

A pendant, the kind
used in hypnotherapy.

It's really heavy, m, and
not in the cool '60s way.

Well, that's
because it's filled

with some sort of circuitry.

Yeah, I wonder what
this button does?

It activates my
latest research tool.

It is a Highly.

Potent and highly controversial
behavioral adjuster.

Dr. Grey, I presume.

It allows me to alter the
persona of anyone I see fit.

So far, I've only used it
on my annoying patients.

But I assume that it works
just as well on intruders.

So what is your deal?

Why are you messing with
people's personalities?

Because I'm sick of
listening to them complain.

I figure if they learn to
walk in each other's shoes,

maybe they'll see life with
a whole new perspective.

Plus, it's a great deal of fun.

OK, an extreme approach
to therapy, don't you think?

Sometimes it's
necessary to be extreme.

In fact, since my
experiment's going so well,

I'm planning on going global,
starting with the President

of the United States.

I think he could learn a
lot from a rodeo clown.

You'll never get away with it.

We'll see about that.

Get rid of them.

Nice moves, Jer.

You're moves are
quite skillful as well.

Fine then.

I guess I'll just have to
dispose of your myself.

[screaming]

About time you got here.

Give us a break.

We've, like, been totally busy.

Indeed, we've been
quite preoccupied.

[gasps]

Oh, good heavens.

It's

No freakin' way.

OK, this is the
weirdest moment ever.

Yeah, what
happened to you guys?

I gave them a little
attitude adjustment.

I so can't believe
the nerve of you.

Talk about a major loser.

Jerry, please,
that kind of talk

isn't going to alter
our present predicament.

Speaking of
predicaments, things

are about to get a lot worse.

Oh, my.

That's for me the half of it.

In a matter of
moments, your cells

will be teeming with rats.

They've been starved for days.

Enjoy the psychological t*rture.

Huh?

OK, ew.

[inaudible]

This is seriously grody.

Unhand me, you vile creatures.

Mercy, this is repugnant.

I don't know which is
scarier, the rats or those two

switching personalities.

Me neither.

Clover, the laser lipstick.

It's in your pocket.

Brilliant thinking, Samantha.

Awesome, not it's
your turn, girlfriend.

Thanks, Clover, I mean, Jerry.

Oh, you're quite welcome.

No prob.

OK, I can't stand
another second of this.

We have to find
that demented doctor

and switch you back right now.

[beeping]

Oh for the love of Pete.

Who could be phoning
at a time like this?

Yes?
Hello?

Oh, delightful.

I absolutely will.

See you then.

It seems I got that
Hansen Carter gig.

They've requested my presence
in Los Angeles immediately.

But what about your
situation, the fact

that you're acting like a


She'll just have to
deal, because right now

the three of us
need to jet to DC

before the pres
becomes a rodeo clown.

[beeping]

Jer here.

Oh, no.

I, like, totally forgot.

I'll be there in a jif.

Later.

Someone from the palace,
it's knighting time

I guess that just
leaves me and you.

We have to talk to the
president right away.

It's a matter of
national security.

Sorry to barge in on
you like this, sir,

but it's an emergency.

Yeah, an evil shrink's about
to turn you into a rodeo clown.

Did you say a rodeo clown?

Oh, this is just plumb crazy.

Trust me, crazy doesn't even
begin to describe this guy.

Good evening, Mr. President.

It's time for your
counseling session.

What in no Glory's are those?

The shoes you'll
soon be walking in.

See what I mean?

He's way loony.

That's right.

And now we're here
to kick your butt.

I forgot to
mention that I switch

my faithful assistants with some
karate black belts on the way

here.

So my butt-kicking probably
is not going to happen.

Now let's get what
we came for, boys.

Now what do we do, Sammy?

The only thing
we can do, Alex,

bring out the heavy a*tillery.

We're not done with you yet.

You've got to be joking.

When it comes to saving the
world, we don't joke, Doc.

Sweet dreams.

Awesome work, Sammy.

Now let's put the
stink to the shrink.

I have other
plans for him, Alex.

Hey, I'm really psyched
you're here, Clover.

Your tape was k*ller.

Well, I'm tickled pink
to be here, Hansen, truly.

Tickled pink, OK,
interesting lingo.

So are you ready to play
some videos, guest VJ?

Indubitably.

What's this awful din?

Excuse me?

This video, don't tell me
kids actually like this rubbish.

This rubbish is Fried Garbage.

And they're number
one on the charts.

Well, I must say their
name is quite appropriate.

Un-huh, well, is there
anything you do like,

Ms. Cranky?

As far as I'm concerned,
the only music worth its salt

is the classical variety,
Brahms, Mozart, Bach.

I bet your audience
would appreciate it

as a welcome relief.

Yeah, well, maybe we'll
try it in another lifetime.

Meanwhile--

Oh, bother.

Hey, Your Majesty.

Like, I'm totally
sorry I'm late.

That's quite all right, Jerry.

So, like, thanks
again for inviting

me to hang in your k*ller digs.

I'm royally blown away.

It's our pleasure.

Well, thanks to
both of you then,

and major props on deciding
to make me a knight.

It's, like, such the
unexpected trade,

even better than a
shoe sale at the mall.

Are you feeling OK, Mr. Lewis?

OK?

I'm downright stokes, Queenie.

Now let's get this
party started.

Oopsie.

You'll never get
away with this.

Want to bet?

I guess we better
go help the others.

Good idea.

And in the meantime, my men
will take care of this clown.

[beeping]

So I wonder how Clover
and Jerry made out.

As far as I'm concerned,
the only music worth its salt

is the classical variety,
Brahms, Mozart, Bach.

I can't believe those words
actually came out of my mouth.

It's so embarrassing.

What is embarrassing is
my behavior at the palace.

Not only does the
Queen now despise me,

but my chances of ever becoming
a knight are utterly nill.

Oh, it's too bad, Jer.

[beeping]
- Huh?

Hello?

Yeah, that's me.

No way.

Yeah, totally.

OK, bye.

You're so not going
to believe this.

Hansen, the love of my
life, has never gotten

as many calls about a guest VJ.

Everyone loves the cranky girl.

They want me back.

Awesome.

You can thank me anytime.

No, I don't need
to thank you, Jer.

I need to switch
personalities with you.

Where's that behavioral
adjuster thingy.

Oh, no, not in
a million years.

Come on, Jer.

I said no.

But, Jer, this is important.

Please?

[laughing]

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