02x11 - Zooney World

[bunniefuu]

[theme song]

[SINGING] Here we go.

We're getting on the raod till
we stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three
now, baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go, on a mission under
cover and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're totally spies, so
we'll get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Get ready, kids, cause
it's time to get Zuni.

Zuni.

Jimmy, are you hungry?

I've got some snacks.

Jimmy.

Jimmy.

SHOW NARRATOR: We now return
to our program, Beautiful

People, Miserable Lives.

Oh, Blair, I don't know
how to tell you this,

but the diagnosis
has been confirmed.

I have dandruff.

Oh, Clay, be strong.

It's not like it used to be.

They have special shampoos now.

Hey.

Normy, what are you doing?

That's our favorite show.

Like I care.

Besides, it's time to get Zuni!

You're going to get a lot
more than Zuni if you don't give

me back that remote right now.

Nuh uh.

My mom told your mom that as
long as I was staying here,

you had to be nice to.

OK, that does it,
you little creep.

Aunt Stella, Aunt Stella,
Clover's trying to pummel me.

Clover, you let Normy go.

She hates me.

I'm scared Aunt Stella.

Oh, look what you've done.

Now if you start being
nice to Normy this instant,

I'm going to have to punish you.
- Punish?

Like hello, if anyone should be
punished around here, it's him.

Oops, wrong thing to say.

Yep, she's done for.

Clover, go do your homework.

Already did it.

Then do the dishes.

Finito.

Laundry, then.

Washed, fluffed, folded.

Maybe you should ground her.

Ground me?

Give me a break.

Oh, I'll give you a break,
a very long break, because you

are officially grounded.

Mom!

You are forbidden to leave
this how for three days,

other than for school.

And I don't want to hear
another word about it.

[screaming]

I can't believe I'm grounded.

Talk about major embarrassment.

I haven't been grounded
since I was like 12.

I can't get whooped.

I'm supposed to be grounded.

Hello, girls,
glad you could come.

Well, actually Jer,
I'm supposed to be--

There have been a rash
of child disappearances

throughout the city.

And we need your help to
decipher how it's happening

and who's behind it.

Our only clue is that
during each disappearance,

a pirated transmission was
detected using the broadcast

frequencies of the Family Fun
network, which is run by media

mogul, Lewis Hightower.

I've read about him.

He's never been one to
turn down an opportunity

to have his picture
on a magazine cover.

I think a little undercover
work is in order.

I believe you are familiar
with the [inaudible]

and Ice Queen perfume spray.

Wow, is this a mood ring?

How retro.

Not exactly, Alex.

Point the ring away from you
and press the bottom of it.

ALEX: Hey, it's me.

Or, more exactly, a hologram
of you, or of whomever the ring

records.

ALEX: Oh, sassy.

Good luck, girls.

[screaming]

Mr. Hightower.

We're from TMZ magazine.

I'm Sam, and this
is Clover and Alex.

Thanks so much for taking
the time to be with us.

You're certainly
welcome, young ladies.

Always have time
for an interview.

You did say it would be
a cover shot, didn't you?

Oh, absolutely.

As a matter of
fact, for the photo,

why don't you sit
behind your desk.

And maybe if you hold up
some papers, you know,

like you're working,
you'll look more execucool.

Execucool, I like that.

Remember to used the
special indoor lens, Alex.

Huh?

Oh, of course.

What was I thinking?

Just keep flipping through
the papers, Mr. Hightower.

It'll seem more
natural that way.

I think we've got
all we need, sir.

Thank you very much.

My pleasure, young lady.

Now I suppose you're here
to ask me about Zuni World.

Zuni who?

Zuni World?

That's the stupid show
my cousin watches.

I mean stupendous show.

Hmm, not just your cousin.

Kids everywhere
think it's Zuntastic.

Zuni, Zuni, Zuni, all right.

And they're really Zuning in
on this, the new Zuni helmet.

They're flying off the shelves.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hightower.

I couldn't stop him.

Dad, you said we were going
to go to lunch together today.

Jason, never interrupt
me when I'm in the middle

of an important interview.

Now, run along and
if I have time,

maybe we can have
lunch next week.

I'll have my assistant call you.

CLOVER: This guy makes my
mother seem like a sweetheart.

Ew, after meeting him, I feel
like I want to take a shower.

Try a car wash
without the car.

Did you see the way
he talked to his kid?

Yeah, which reminds me, we've
got to speed this mission up

before my mom finds out I'm
gone and goes Medusa on me.

Sure thing,
Clover, right after

we print out the x-ray shots
Alex took of those papers.

I have a feeling they'll
give us some important clues.

[music playing]

According to these documents,
the Family Fun channel

satellite dish is
on this island.

ALEX: Maybe we can
find out something

about the pirated broadcast
transmissions Jerry mentioned.

Next time let's
take the escalator.

[screaming]

Whoa, that was
totally uncalled for.

You're telling me.

I broke a nail.

Obviously there's some kind
of high tech invisoshield

around this satellite dish.

Somebody doesn't want
us messing around here.

So what do we do?

Dive.

What is it?

This must be the
pirate transmission.

I'll try to track the origin of
the signal with my com powder.

Huh?

Where's that nasty shield go?

Does that answer
your question?

[screaming]

Ow, ow, ow, funny bone.

Ow, funny bone.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Clover, where are you?

I told you not to
leave the house.

I couldn't help it, mom.

I had a rehearsal for the school
musical, Kung Fu chorus line.

Yes, from the sound of things,
you're having quite a party.

But I think it's time you
made your curtain call.

Mom, I'm kind
of busy right now.

It's the big fight scene.

You better get
home this instant,

or you're grounded for life.

What a cast iron tyrant.

That'll teach you to
get me more grounded.

[screaming]

Luckily, I captured a
sample of the pirate signal

on my com powder to send
to WOOHP for analysis.

Maybe we should
get out of here

before those munchkin
freaks with the hardhats

come looking for us.

I'd almost rather fight with
them than go home and face

my mother.

[music playing]

[sighs]

Psst, so can
you sneak out yet?

I thought I heard voices.

You weren't on the
phone, were you, Clover?

How could I be when you
took it out of the bedroom?

I got a Zuni helmet.

I've got a Zuni helmet.

And you don't.

You should put that
tongue back in your mouth,

it might attract flies.

Zuni!

Zuni, Zuni!

I think you guys
are going to have

to bust this case without me.

I can't believe I'm stuck here.

Yeah, Jerry.

Hello, spies.

We've traced the frequency
sample you gave us.

And oddly, it's coming
from the same island

the satellite dish is on.

There must be some kind
of underground broadcasting

station on the island.

We're also detecting
a private transmission

that's taking place right now.

I think you girls have
some more investigating

to do on that island.

Hey, that's Normy.

Normy, where are you going?

OK, as nice as it is to see
him with this mouth shut,

something's wrong.

I'm coming with.

How are you going to do that?

Spot anything, Clover?

Not yet.

Too bad I didn't tag
Normy's ear with a tracking

device when I had the chance.

Well, keep looking.

He couldn't have
gotten very far.

Got him.

Normy's down there
with a group of kids.

And they're all wearing
those Zuni helmet.

That's Zudcreepular.

I'll say.

Those helmets are receiving a
signal that matches the signal

of the pirate transmission.

They're heading
toward the pier.

Let's put the
chopper down, Alex.

OK, this is too freaky.

It's like Normy and the
other kids are hypnotized

or something.

We've got to stop them.

Wait, if we stop them now,
we could lose our chance

to find out who is behind this.

We'll be noticed if
we use the chopper.

Let's break out the aquaties.

Aquaty?

Don't even start with that.

[music playing]

Hurry, or we'll be locked out.

Locked out?

We'll be anchove paste.

I've heard of close
shaves, but that

was more like a full body wax.

OK, this is
totally unexpected.

Hey, that's why
those people who

attacked us at the satellite
dish were so short.

They were kids.

Yeah, kids with some
seriously bad attitudes.

Welcome to Zuni World.

A place where kids
rule and always will.

Zuni World is a brave new world.

And I am your brave new leader.

Remember, anyone over the
age of 12 is your enemy.

Train hard and prepare for the
coming w*r against the adults.

Zuni rules.

Zuni rules.

w*r against the adult?

So Zunfrightful.

We've got to get
to the satellite dish

and stop the signal
from being broadcast.

Zuni rule.

Zuni rules.

Zuni rules.

Look, there's Normy.

Normy, come on.

Snap out of it.

Be your usual, obnoxious self.

Adults, Zuni.

Adult alert.

Adult alert.

Eliminate them.

Let's see, three
of us, 1,000 of them.

Any way you look at it, it
still adds up to one thing.

Run!

[screaming]

Mmm, taffy.

Pretty good, too.

Clover, I just want
you to know that this

is all for your own good.

One day you'll thank me.

You're right, mom.

This is exactly what I deserve.

Thank you for a just and
appropriate punishment.

Well, all right then.

I'll just check in
on you later dear.

You adults are going to find
out just how strong we can be.

Adults?

Hello, teenagers here.

It's OK, honest mistake.

Now if you just untie us.

Not a chance.

The first team to get one
of the girls to explode

gets all the candy they can eat.

Zuni!

Explode?

I don't think I'm
going to like this.

Ready, set, fire.

We're going to drown.

Maybe not.

Nice work, Alex.

Thanks, Clover.

Attack.

Zuni!

Wow, it's like a
blender with feet.

Where am I?

Who are you?

Use the Ice Queen
spray on the helmets.

[crying]

Normy.

Zuni.

Normy, Normy.

Clover?

You are going to be
so busted after I tell

your mom you left the house.

Hmm.

Well, Normy's back to
normal, as if that's

anything to celebrate.

We still need to
stop that satellite

transmission before for
those kids tear us to pieces.

You guys go up and see
if you can do something.

I'm going to find
this mysterious Zuni.

Great, more climbing.

[laughing]

[screaming]

You think you can
beat me, but you can't.

You and your friends
will soon be destroyed.

Stop hiding, you coward.

[laughing]

I should have known
you'd be in there.

Roaches like to
hide in the dark.

OK, helmet head, show your face.

Hey, are you the Family Fun
channel executive's son?

Why should you care?

Look, you have every right to
be angry at your father, Jason.

But you can't take it out on
every adult in the whole world.

Yes, I can.

And I will.

Soon, satellites
placed in every country

will allow me to beam
my hypnotic signal

across the globe.

Oh, won't my father
surprised with the ratings

I generate when Zuni world
really is an actual world

and not just a show.

Man have you got a
discipline problem.

[laughing]

I'll show you what
discipline really means.

Time for you to
take a time out.

Hey, let me go.

Or-- or--

Or what?

You'll tell your daddy on me?

I don't think so.

About time.

I was really getting
sick of that thing.

[crying]

I want my mommy.

Excellent job,
once again, Sam.

Thanks, Jerry.

I think you owe
someone a big apology.

Jason, I'm sorry for
being such a jerk to you.

What do you say I
make it all up to you

by taking you to
the amusement park?

I'll check my schedule and
have my assistant call you.

He's got his work
cut out for him.

It would appear so.

Don't worry, children.

You'll all be back home safe
and sound before you know it.

Take me home now, Clover.

I'm hungry and I
want to tell on you.

Can I use your com powder?

I left mine at home.

What are you doing?

Just connecting with
the hypno frequency

Sam sent over to Jerry.

I'm sure it's still
stored on a loop databank.

You are going to forget
everything you've seen today.

As far as you know,
I've been happily

locked in my room all day.

Not only that-- let's go.

Well Clover,
I'm happy you were

able to make it
through the whole day

without disobeying me once.

It was no big deal, mom.

Well, just to show
you how impressed I am,

I am ending your
grounding as of now.

All right.

And not only that, I'm going
to let you take your cousin,

Normy, to the park to play.

I can live with that.

Here you are, girls.

Can I get you anything else?

Aw, no, Normy.

That's good for now.

You can go play.

Thank you, Clover.

I love you.

I know you do.

So, how long are you going
to leave him like that?

Not too long.

Just until he's about 15 or so.

In the mean time, do
you think he can learn

to give a good foot massage?

All this spy work is
hard on my pedicure.

[laughing]

[music playing]