01x24 - Stormy Weather

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♪

(Beeping)

♪ Something tells me

I’ve been dreaming ♪

♪ Of someone who was

never real ♪

♪ It’s seems I’ve changed

a thousand ways ♪

♪ I wish I looked

the way I feel ♪

♪ Braceface

♪ My life gets complicated

♪ Boyfriends

♪ Don’t want to talk about it ♪

♪ Teenage

♪ I’ll work it out in the end ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh

♪ Ah

♪ Ah

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♪ Braceface

♪ My life gets complicated

♪ Boyfriends

♪ Don’t want to talk about it ♪

♪ Teenage

♪ I’ll work it out in the end ♪

♪ Braceface

SHARON: For the entire four

weeks that Maria and I had

been at Camp Kookalah, I’ve

received only two letters from

Alden.

When he did bother to write,

his letters weren’t exactly

poetic.

"So that’s about it.

Write back I guess.

From, Alden."

So?

So, how would you feel if

your boyfriend was ending his

letters with "From, Alden"?

That would be pretty weird

because then we’d both have the

same boyfriend.

Ha ha.

"Promise to write every day."

(Laughing)

And you believed him?

As if any guy would actually do

that.

(Laughing)

(Cheering)

How long’s your meeting going to

take anyway?

Ow!

Hey, what do you think you’re

doing?

I’m sorry.

BOTH: That’s okay.

I should watch where I’m

going.

I just didn’t want to be late

for the CIT meeting.

You’re our new CIT?

Yeah, Mitchell was fired.

He was caught smoking.

Really?

Yeah.

So I guess his bad habit is my

gain.

I got to bump into two pretty

girls.

Where, what pretty girls?

I mean, right.

You did.

Well, the meeting’s in here.

Aren’t you coming?

Maria’s not a CIT yet.

But I will be next year.

(Laughing)

Come on, we’d better go.

See you later, then.

Bye.

To round up, Saturday is the

sailing regatta.

Sign up is on the beach this

morning.

And finally, I’d like to

introduce Jason.

He’ll be with us for the rest of

the summer, let’s make him feel

welcome.

MARIA: So what’s the new guy

like?

SHARON: Jason?

I don’t know.

I’ve hardly spoken to him.

But you know his name.

Carol introduced him at the

meeting.

What’s with you?

Nothing, why?

(Laughing)

Higher, try to kick higher!

I can’t kick higher.

(Laughing)

When will I ever need to do the

can can?

Oh when you’re on Broadway.

Wow, Sally doesn’t waste

any time, does she?

(Laughing)

You like him, don’t you?

Get out of here.

He is pretty cute.

I heard him telling Carol he was

a great sailor and really

athletic.

It sure looks like he works out

a lot.

So, any mail from Alden yet?

What?

Oh, no.

But, you know, I’ve been

thinking maybe I was putting too

much pressure on Alden.

A letter a day is a lot.

Not if someone is really into

you.

You think?

Uh-huh.

Letters are good, but maybe you

should call him.

Remind him how much you miss

him.

That kind of thing.

I mean, you wouldn’t want him to

get a new girlfriend while

you’re away.

No, of course not!

But, only emergency calls are

allowed.

Maybe this is an emergency.

(Whistle blowing)

Sign up for the regatta.

Get over here now!

There will be six teams!

Woo-hoo!

Let’s go!

Let’s ask Jason to be on our

team.

(Laughing)

SALLY: Jason.

You girls are out to make me

look bad.

You ask him, you’re the one

who knows him.

Not really.

(Laughing)

Jason, Maria has something she

wants to ask you.

Sure!

What is it, paddle girl?

We were just wondering, um,

do you want to be on our team?

Why not.

Yes!

SHARON: I knew Maria liked

Jason and it was obvious why.

He was gorgeous, totally self

confident, and fun.

I mean if I didn’t have a

boyfriend already, I’d be into

him too.

Okay, maybe I was already into

him a little bit.

I didn’t get it.

How could I even notice Jason

when I liked Alden so much.

On the other hand, it wasn’t as

if Alden was making a big

effort to act like a real

boyfriend.

Maybe Maria was right.

I just had to make one little

phone call.

If Alden was still interested

in me this would be his chance

to let me know.

(Phone ringing)

(Cheering)

Come on!

We want a pitcher not a belly

itcher.

(Phone ringing)

Aw, come on.

Hello?

Alden.

Sharon, I thought you

couldn’t call from camp.

Don’t you want to talk to me?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Everything okay there?

Yeah, fine.

Yes!

You’re happy that I’m fine?

No, ugh.

What did you say?

Nothing, forget it.

ALDEN: All right!

Alden, you seem kind of

strange.

Aw man, what’s with you?

Nothing’s with me.

I’m just really starting to

wonder if you’re even missing

me.

(Sighing)

You’ve got to be kidding.

Well, no.

Not really.

(Door creaking)

Alden, I’ve got to go.

Okay, that’s it.

(Grunting)

(Dial tone sounding)

Weird.

(Quacking)

SHARON: I thought I’d feel

better after talking to Alden.

Like if we couldn’t connect

through letters, at least he

would be the same old Alden

over the phone.

Maybe it’s just that we’d been

away from each other for too

long.

Or maybe Alden and I were just

growing apart.

We’ve got a good chance of

winning the regatta this year, I

can feel it.

Especially with such an

expert sailor on our team.

You guys didn’t know how

lucky you were to get me, did

you?

Sure we did.

Sharon, it’s behind you.

Here.

Thanks.

Man, it’s hot out here.

Anyone mind?

Anything to drink around here?

I’ll get it!

No, I’ll get it.

Really, Sharon, it’s no

problem.

Same here.

(Grunting)

(Screaming)

"Miss you, write soon, Love

Sharon."

(Kissing)

Hey, give me that!

(Laughing)

You writing the same mush

back, Romeo?

Are you kidding?

You know I’m not into that.

There’s your number one

mistake, beetle brain.

Girls love that stuff.

They do?

Oh yeah.

They want romance, attention,

and the whole macho thing.

(Slurping)

(Belching)

All at the same time?

Hey, no one said it was easy

being a guy.

Listen.

Your girlfriend’s up in the

wilderness doing the whole camp

bonding thing, right?

Yeah.

And it’s co-ed, right?

If I were you, pal, I’d start

flexing that mushy muscle.

(Slurping)

(Gulping)

Hm, this sail seems a little

loose.

I’d better just adju--

Oh!

Heads up?

Huh?

Ow!

(Gasping)

Ow.

I’m so sorry!

Are you okay?

(Gasping)

We’d better get you to an

orthodontist?

(Sighing)

So maybe you should come up

to the cottage with me this

weekend.

What’s there to do at a

cottage?

It’s probably more boring than

here, right?

(Belching)

Are you kidding?

I spend most of my time scoping

out the hot babes at Camp

Kookalah.

What are you talking about?

Sharon’s camp, it’s on my

lake.

With my dad’s binoculars you get

a great view of the dock and--

What?

You just happened to never

mention this?

Forget another letter, I’ll go

up and surprise Sharon with

myself.

Now you’re working that

muscle.

Thanks Mrs. Leighton.

See you at the end of the

day, lover boy.

I hear it’s going to be a...

full moon tonight.

(Laughing)

Brock, put your bare butt

back in the car.

(Laughing)

No wonder you don’t have a

girlfriend!

You’re a freak!

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

I thought I was going to have

to tighten the band myself.

What was she?

150 years old or something?

Actually I think she did a

pretty good job.

So how much longer?

Well we’ve got about an hour

until the camp van picks us up.

I meant the braces.

Oh, I hope by the end of the

summer.

I just got mine off before

camp.

You’re kidding.

Cross my heart.

Four years.

Your teeth look pretty great.

So do you.

(Giggling)

An hour you say?

Yup.

How about a hot dog?

No thanks, I’m a vegetarian.

What a coincidence!

Me too.

You’re a vegetarian?

Oh yeah, I have no idea how

people eat poor innocent

animals.

Me either.

Wow, I had no idea we had so

much in common.

So, do we have anything

against French fries?

French fries!

I couldn’t live without French

fries!

Then fries it is.

I think it’s amazing you came

all the way up here to see

Sharon.

I hope this makes her happy,

she sounded so, I don’t know,

weird on the phone.

She called you?

Yeah, I have no idea why.

Maybe she’s missing you.

You think so?

MARIA: Sharon.

(Gasping)

Alden!

Hi, I hear there was an

emergency.

Uh, Maria, we really need our

flag finished for the regatta

tomorrow.

Maybe Jason could help.

Oh, right.

We’re leaving.

Bye.

Alden, what are you doing

here?

Who’s that guy?

What do you mean, who’s that

guy?

He’s another CIT.

Did you come all the way up here

to spy on me, or what?

No, why would I do that?

MARIA: I wanted to call our

regatta team The Tony Hawks, but

Sharon thought it was stupid to

name a sailing team after a

skateboarder.

Tony Hawk is the best!

You skate?

Oh yeah, Tony’s like a hero

of mine.

I would k*ll to be able to do

the stale fish.

What’s your favourite trick?

Oh, stale fish, definitely.

You’re kidding!

Cool!

I can’t believe this!

First you stop writing, then

you act all weird on the phone,

and now you show up out of the

blue and start asking all sorts

of questions.

What are you talking about?

I just came for a visit.

Brock’s cottage is on this lake.

So?

So, I don’t know, I thought

you’d be happy to see me.

I am, it’s just that, well,

I’ve got a lot of stuff to do

right now.

I’m in charge of building the

campfire for tonight.

We’ve got this regatta tomorrow,

and I don’t know.

Maybe you could’ve called!

I wanted it to be a surprise.

Here, let me help you with the

fire.

Thanks, it’s okay.

I can do it myself.

Look, it’s not like I don’t want

to see you, it’s just--

Hey, no problem, I can take a

hint.

I’ll just go call Brock’s mom.

SHARON: I felt bad about

Alden, I really did.

And I know I should’ve run

after him and told him to stay.

But, I want to say this without

sounding like a terrible

person.

Next to Jason, Alden seemed...

kind of boring.

(Screaming)

Maria?

(Buzzing)

(Panting)

What’s with you?

A bee!

Uh-oh!

Remember last time you were

stung and your eye puffed up

like a toasted marshmallow?

I know!

It was so swollen!

Stop reminding me.

(Screaming)

(Panting)

Alden didn’t stay long.

He had to get back to help

Brock’s mom unpack.

Uh-huh, that was nice of him.

Really nice.

It’s hard to believe he’d rather

unpack than stay for a longer

visit.

Well, he did.

Bee, directly northeast.

Alden’s always been thoughtful.

Did you know that Jason is a

huge Tony Hawk fan?

No, did you know he’s a

vegetarian?

Get out!

Listen, Sharon, you’re being so

obvious it’s making me nuts.

You like Jason and you don’t

want to admit it.

You like him too!

So what if I do?

I don’t have a boyfriend who

just came all the way up here

from the city to visit me.

Don’t make me feel bad.

I didn’t force Alden to come up

here.

This is so unfair!

Before Jason showed up you

would’ve been jumping up and

down if Alden came by here.

(Sighing)

Yeah, you’re right.

Alden is such a sweet guy.

You’re so lucky he likes you.

I know.

So it makes complete sense

for me to get Jason, right?

Right.

Complete.

Ow!

How far can you raise it?

Oh, don’t tell me I can’t

race in the regatta tomorrow.

You can if you never want to

use your right arm again.

(Screaming)

Oh.

They’re giving you a five

minute head start because of our

handicap.

We can do this!

They’d better start polishing

the trophy for us.

Remember the rules.

Around the island and back to

the mainland.

No detours.

First boat pulled up onto the

shore wins.

Are you ready?

(Whistle blowing)

(Grunting)

And they’re off!

Do you ever wonder what’s

down there?

I’ve been coming to camp for

so long the lake doesn’t bother

me.

Every now and then it still

freaks me out.

What?

Are you afraid of sharks or

something?

Not if you aren’t.

(Whistle blowing)

(Cheering)

So, does your boyfriend like the

water?

Who?

That guy from yesterday?

He’s not really my boyfriend.

He’s my cousin.

He just happens to have a friend

with a cottage on the lake.

Right.

That’s some coincidence.

SHARON: Why did I just say

Alden was my cousin?

If I found out Alden did that I

would go crazy.

I was being such a hypocrite.

Alden and I were a couple.

I just had to keep reminding

myself.

(Thunder crashing)

Storm warning!

All boats back to shore!

I repeat, turn your boats around

and return to shore.

(Thunder crashing)

I don’t know how a cool girl

like you doesn’t have a

boyfriend.

Hm, yeah.

Well, how about you?

Well I have to admit there

are lots of cute girls at this

came.

Like Maria?

Yeah, she’s an awesome

skateboarder.

She’s a lot of fun.

You should get to know her

better.

I’d like to get to know you

better.

Uh, I wonder where everyone

else is.

(Thunder crashing)

♪ Does she love another

♪ Or think of me like

a brother ♪

(Sighing)

You should just phone her,

man.

I’ll even dial the camp for you.

Save us both from this misery.

♪ Is she over me

and into him ♪

♪ Should I sink

or should I swim ♪

Oh man.

We are currently northwest.

Are you sure?

How do I know you know how to

read a compass.

Well, when the red arrow is

at the end that indicates that--

(Screaming)

You all right?

SHARON: I tried being loyal

to Alden and true to Maria, I

really did.

You saw me right?

(Thunder crashing)

(Screaming)

Help!

Whoa, did you see that

lightning?

Did you see the size of those

waves?

What do you mean she’s out in

the storm?

Hey!

Come on!

(Screaming)

(Thunder crashing)

(Screaming)

Jason, snap out of it.

I need your help!

We’re going to die.

(Sobbing)

We’re not going to die.

Come over here and take the

rudder for me, I have to tighten

the sail.

(Sobbing)

Don’t worry, we’ll find them.

We better.

I thought you were an

excellent sailor.

I am, in calm weather.

SHARON: Anything else I

should know about you?

(Retching)

They must be looking for us,

right?

They wouldn’t just leave us to

perish, would they?

Believe me, no one’s going to

perish.

(Engine revving)

(Gasping)

Over here!

Jason, come on, get up.

They have to see us.

(Retching)

It’s Maria and Carol, they’ve

found us.

You guys okay?

(Groaning)

Ew, what’s with him?

He freaked out and puked.

You think they’re going to

make it?

Of course they are.

These storms come and go all

the time.

(Horn sounding)

Yes!

All right!

Hey, Spitz!

Hey!

Hey back.

(Groaning)

You seem awfully happy to see

your cousin.

You seem awfully happy to see

dry land.

What did he say?

Who?

(Laughing)

I’ll never know why that

lightning bolt came down when

it did.

Something told me it was more

than luck.

The kind of wacky luck I had

been having all year.

I’m sorry about the other

day.

I don’t know what came over me.

I’m going to write every day

’til you get back.

Don’t worry about it.

But if you want to write every

day that’s--

(Kissing)

BROCK: Hey, Romeo!

We’ve got to go.

And no more surprise visits,

I promise.

Bye, Alden.

ALDEN: Bye, Sharon.

(Bell ringing)

♪

This huge wave almost took

the whole boat but I stayed

calm.

I probably saved our lives.

SHARON: Please, how could I

have ever believed a word this

phony said?

Maria thinks we are both

victims of our own hormones.

Whatever that means.

All I know is something worked

out right.

Maria’s still my best friend

and Alden’s still my boyfriend.

(Laughing)

What did we ever see in him?

(Chewing)

MARIA: Vegetarian, my foot.

And why do I have the feeling

he’s never been on a skateboard?

(Laughing)

♪