When Adam Changes (2023)

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A MOVIE BY JOL VAUDREUIL STARRING...

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DAVID PIERRAT AND OLIVIER PICARD

I've always said you had a long torso.

Oh no, oh no.

You're finished, Joe. Finished!

No!

No, have mercy!

Monique's tailbone is k*lling her.

She had to go see Dr. Lavigne.

Isn't he a bit old to be

playing with figurines?

He seems kinda slow, no?

Apparently some people eat it raw.

Pretty crazy, isn't it?

Seems kinda iffy with the worms and stuff.

That right?

They call it "steak tartare."

Might as well call it "you're done for."

You're done for.

-Get it?

-Yeah!

Watch out! Cannonball!

My God that kid's gotten fat!

Here I come!

Hearts.

Good night!

What's with the voice?

Still hasn't broken?

He sounds like a girl.

-Good night, son.

-Good night. You brush your teeth?

Yes, Mom.

I've always said you had a long torso.

A long torso...

A long torso...

WHEN ADAM CHANGES

He was dressed so preppy.

And he was like, I'm not preppy.

-But he was dressed so preppy.

-Totally preppy.

Get in here!

Stay still, don't move.

Facking hell! Nice bod.

Nice t*tties you've got there, Adam.

You know sometimes, Adam...

I think about how sad it is

that I'm the one who'll ever see...

this dream bod of yours.

Such a cute little belly.

Belly....

Belly!

He's super red.

Now people will see

exactly what you are...

a greasy little pig.

Ha! So much olive oil!

Summer holidays

So, we can use the summer to get ahead.

You never know when

or in what kind of situation...

...to produce an argumentative essay.

Quietly, please.

Have a good summer, Mr. Richard.

School's out!

I can finally go back to

my vampire life.

It's crazy how cold he is.

Like he's dead inside.

I told him, "Have a good summer"

and he didn't even answer.

I want to suck your blood!

Going away in the end?

No, my dad took this big job

so we're staying here.

I have to help my mom

with the baby. You?

No. My dad told me I have to work.

I'm just hoping he forgets.

Anyway, we never go on vacation.

When my parents used to go away,

they'd dump me at Ange's.

But now...

Yeah. How's that going?

I mean, not much to say.

Funeral is next week.

And my mom's always crying.

Let's hang out this summer!

Thanks! You're so funny!

-Bye!

-Bye.

Go on! Go for it!

Hi. Shall we sign each other's agendas?

Finally summer. About time.

I thought you liked school.

I do, but the break will be nice.

We won't have to deal with

Mr. Richard's mysterious gaze.

Argumentative... essay...

Tell me about it. He's so random.

Your parents doing okay?

Your sister told me

about your grandma.

Oh, yeah. They're definitely...

Jeez, Glazer, stop! What are you doing?

Leave him alone.

Facking hell, Jeanne, you're hot AND nice.

...so he asked a friend to do

the pedals and did the rest.

Wait up guys, what're you talking about?

The guy with the busted foot.

That sh*t's f*cked!

Sick.

You okay?

Glazer's a total d*ck.

Poor little Pierrot,

he's always on his own.

Alright scram, Adam!

Go play with the little boy

and let the adults play cards!

Huh? No! I don't even know him.

I dunno what to say to him.

I said, scram!

Go play with the little boy.

-Scram. Shoo shoo!

-Shoo shoo!

-Wanna play something?

-Yeah. I'd like to go on the seesaw.

Eight of hearts.

Eight of hearts!

Looks like Adam's really

gotten fat, eh?

A real little porker.

-No!

-Oh no!

God! You're so clumsy!

Don't just stand there!

Help that poor little boy!

-Oh my god!

-Nnnnoo!

What the hell are you doing!

Oh my god!

-Oh my god!!

-You poor poor thing!

Mmm, looks good!

Shall I serve everyone?

Grandma's service is next Saturday.

Uncle Mario's going to

stay here for a few weeks.

Just until we figure everything out.

But don't worry!

Everything's gonna be fine!

It's going to be a great summer,

in spite of it all.

And Adam... tomorrow's the day!

I'll come to Daniel's with you.

He'll explain what you need

to do while he's away.

He said his son goes to school with you?

You must know him.

The Brousseau kid, Kevin Brousseau.

Must be a friend of yours.

Brousseau.

Kevin Brousseau. You know him?

You'll see, it'll be fun.

You'll get some sun.

You'll earn some money

and develop your independence.

It's an important thing, independence.

Oh yeah, and Mr. Bibeau wants you

to mow his lawn.

He can't do it himself,

since he had surgery.

You'll see, he's a real nice guy

that Mr. Bibeau.

Your mom bought you a new outfit.

You don't get a second chance

to make a first impression!

I hung them on your closet door.

Derek, Derek, Derek...

Here we are at last.

Know how I know

that I'll get out of this?

What? Get out of this?

Alone, against the g*ng of Heinous Shadows?

Because I might be outnumbered

but I've got speed on my side.

Turn it down! We're going to bed!

- What the hell? It's been three minutes!

- Shhh, quiet! Come on, let's go.

Hey there! Come on in.

Wowee, hellava place you got here.

Thanks very much.

Yup, leaving real soon.

Finishing the packing,

then tonight... takeoff!

Lots to do still but I always have time

for a brewsky with a coworker.

Traveling sure is swell.

-For sure.

-Thanks!

This a local brew?

Never had this kind.

Oh no no, not local.

You'll see, not bad at all.

This a blond, then?

Oh wow, yeah.

Sure hits the spot!

Kevin! Come in the kitchen!

Kevin, show Adam around,

and tell him what he has to do.

'Cuz I'm already on vacation!

He's already on vacation.

Yes siree.

Water the plants

on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Especially the tall one

near the front door.

It's a rare plant...

Be careful with it.

Plant... near door...

is... expensive...

These are my consoles. They're off limits.

That's Tubby, my mom's cat.

He has no legs.

To pet him, you pick him up

and put him on your lap.

And when you're done...

you put him half in his litter

and half near his food and water.

Clean the litter every day.

This is Jimbo. He needs to be taken out...

mornings and evenings...

to the park, I think.

He has to sleep

in his crate in the basement...

or he breaks things.

Oh ok, uhh... Jimbo... in his crate.

Seriously, I don't get

why you're doing this.

I wouldn't want to look after

other people's stuff.

I'd way rather go on vacation.

Like we're going to do tons

of cool stuff on our trip.

Anyway.

The pool's pretty complicated.

Something with the PH,

I dunno how to do it.

My dad hired a professional

to take care of it.

Apparently he's like

the very best around here.

Not just anyone can afford it. Anyway.

Just don't go in the pool.

He'll know right away.

Oh.

-Wow!

-This is my room.

I've got tons of comics.

Don't read them they're mine.

Oh.

That's pretty much it.

You can go now.

I want to read some comics

and relax a bit before we go.

You smell kinda weird.

I don't want you stinking up my room.

Ah look at that, the pool professionals.

Apparently they're really good, Adam.

Not just anyone can afford it.

So great, you'll earn some cash...

and become more resourceful and independent.

That's important, son...

being resourceful and independent.

Mr Bibeau's waiting for you.

See you in a bit, kiddo!

This way, I'll show you the machine.

Here she is!

I've always had a beautiful lawn.

People tell me all the time.

If it wasn't for my heart...

I'd take care of it

myself, believe you me!

I'll get you to mow it on Thursdays.

Unless the weather says different.

Sometimes it's better to wait.

Don't want it getting all dry and unruly.

Like they say,

sometimes it's out of our hands.

Get what I'm saying?

Every time you mow

you need to change directions.

One week this direction,

the next that direction.

And when you mow, you always go over

the same section by a wheel's width.

So you don't miss any small bits.

Try it. You'll see...

She's a little gem.

But with a motor inside!

That's the crank there

and the gas is there.

Nuh-no give it sharp tugs, and harder.

Nuh-no, not like that!

Look at the dial.

You need more gas at the start.

Nuh-no, look! It's there... more...

Come on! It's not complicated!

If it wasn't for my heart,

I'd do it myself.

It's not that hard!

Did you really think I was going

to sit around waiting for you, John.

Timmy came back on his motorcycle

and nothing can stop us now!

We're going to travel the world

dishing out justice to th*gs!

"th*gs" like me, you mean?

Free, free to sail across seas,

soar through the skies...

or kicking up dust

on deserted back roads.

They're here.

Come on now, Mario!

Welcome, Uncle Mario!

Because I may be outnumbered

but I've got speed on my side.

Because I may be outnumbered

but I've got speed on my side.

What's he doing?

Ugh! Jesus!

I'm gonna have fish sticks

and my mom's got cheese sticks...

and I think she has other

flavors of sticks too.

I've been having

super weird dreams lately.

Last night I was horseback riding,

but on a dog.

A huge dog.

And then I realize it's Jimbo.

I'm happy, I'm having fun,

it's not scary.

I kick him to go faster,

like you do with a horse.

He starts running and it's super fun,

the trees are whizzing by.

I close my eyes

and I feel the wind on my face.

Then I hear this sound

and I realize I'm sitting on my grandma.

And I'm hurting her 'cuz I'm heavy.

I panic.

I get off and I tell her I'm so sorry,

I feel so bad.

I'm so sorry, I thought it was the dog...

And when she stands up,

she has Glazer's face.

And she starts laughing at me.

I woke up super confused.

Yikes, that's f*cked.

-Kevin's parents have a sweet pad, hey?

-Sure do!

I used to go swimming

in their giant pool all the time.

He's seriously such an idiot.

Who does he even think he is?

Some kind of a prince.

Yeah.

Doesn't mean I'm not jealous

of his pool and his vacation.

I gotta go. I've got to mow

Mr. Bibeau's lawn tomorrow morning and...

he's pretty intense.

Hey, gotta light?

No, sorry.

You've got a dog?

No it's Kevin's dog.

I'm watching it while he's away.

It's kinda my job.

-Who? Kevin Brousseau?

-Yeah.

Must be a posh dog.

And is that your--

No Jimbo! Jimbo no! No!

Jimbo, calm down!

Calm down!

No Jimbo, calm down!

Come here, Jimbo...

Oh boy.

That big lump holding the leash,

no wonder the dog's nuts.

Quit it, Glazer, that's mean!

-Big lump... Sick.

-Jimbo, calm down.

Hey, you guys going

to Marianne's party Saturday?

For sure!

Wouldn't miss it for the world!

"Wouldn't miss it for the world"

You're so bad.

Nailed it.

I'm gonna whoop your a*s!

Adam! Phone!

-Hello?

-Hey! Wicked about the party, right?

-Yeah I didn't think...

-You know what this means right?

Man! Glazer always gets smashed at parties

and Jeanne hates it.

She's always looking for someone

to dance with... This is your chance!

Get it? That's why she invited us.

My grandma's funeral is that day.

Oh, seriously? Come after.

I swear Jeanne's gonna want to dance.

You've got till Saturday to practice.

Get on it!

Okay, I'll come by after.

-What's the address?

-1632 Precipice Street.

-Okay, bye.

EXTREME CHALLENGE 2: THE REMATCH

THE APOCALYPSE SURVIVORS

FIRE BOLHORRIBLE expl*si*n

FISTFIGHT REVENGE

NINJA ACADEMY / RACE OF FEAR

SACRED KNIVES

SPECIAL AGENT AGENCY

THE FORCESHEILD

Karine?

He's not coming.

Sabrina!

-James!

-Sabrina! Sabrina...

She's finicky.

Put it in turtle mode first then pull.

Switch to rabbit when it starts

and fiddle with the gas...

Gotta pull a bit harder.

Come on, put

some muscle into it!

Kinda feeble... jeez!

No! You gotta give'r.

Oh come on!! Harder!

Here. Here. There.

Have to go back over that bit.

There too... And there...

Shoulda gone closer to the bush there.

That bit's bad.

Have to go back over that there.

There too.

So Mariette,

you lose ten points for each clue.

Okay.

This summer sport

involves an animal cohort.

Rodeo.

-I'll take a clue.

-No! It's rodeo!

Okay Mariette,

a clue and minus ten points.

Hallmarks of this dangerous sport

are plaid shirts and a hat to boot.

She must regret that. It's rodeo.

I'll take the clue. Sports isn't my thing.

God, what does that matter?!

It's clearly rodeo.

Clearly! God.

Minus ten points.

When this sport's fans take it easy,

they listen to Western music and country.

Ro-de-o!

Oh come on!

I'll take the final clue.

Are you sure, Mariette?

You have ten points left.

If you don't get the answer,

you'll lose all your points.

Yes. The clue, please.

-It's obviously rodeo.

-Obviously!

On a bull or a horse,

they compete till the clock runs its course.

Yes Mariette?

Bullfighting.

Wrong answer, Mariette.

Bullfighting?!

Give Mariette a hand.

Better luck next time maybe.

Let's say hi to Mariette's family.

Who's here with you today?

No one. My husband

Bertrand's home with a sore back...

and my

daughter lives 30 minutes away...

My goodness!

So kids, as you know tomorrow's

the service for Ange.

A few people

will be speaking at the church.

Your aunt and I thought it'd be nice...

for the grandkids to go up

and pay tribute to their grandma.

No way, Mom! No chance

I'm going to talk.

I'm bad at it and it's too stressful.

I don't know what to say when I'm sad!

Actually we were thinking

one kid per family could talk.

A kind of representative

for each family's kids.

SPEECH ABOUT GRANDMA

DEAR...

What is that?!

Take that, you horrible monster!

...and we'll see your

true colors, you snake.

Darn, Gendron!

Seems I only run into you at funerals!

Sure looks that way...

Dear Grandma...

No. Dear Grandma... Dear Ange...

Dear Ange...

-Let's go, don't embarrass me, get going.

-Awww, Moooom.

Bob! Hey, Bob!

Bob! Hey!

We're gathered today

to honor the memory of a woman...

Ange Thibodeau...

who lived a modest life...

full of generosity and sharing.

You loved birds so much, Mom.

You always had a bit of bread

to throw them.

I hope you're out there somewhere...

soaring the skies with them.

With the cardinals, sparrows, robins...

pigeons, doves, turtledoves,

and blue jays.

One time Grandma tried to save us

from falling in the creek behind her house.

She grabbed us

by our t-shirt sleeves to yank us away.

But she slipped on a rock

and pushed us in the water.

Then she fell on top of us!

It hurt but then we laughed.

A lot.

Dear grandmother, dear Ange,

you're among the angels now--

Oopsy! Oh my...

Like this.... No, like this....

You're among the angels now,

where you can finally play cards...

with people you loved and lost,

since they're among the angels too.

That's not normal.

Didn't know her but my uncle used to work

with her brother-in-law's brother, Marcel?

Dunno, I'm so bad with names.

Come with me.

1632 PRECIPICE STREESorry again I couldn't come.

Did it go okay?

-Yeah, I spoke at the front.

-No way I'd do that. I'd freeze for sure.

Meh, it's not as bad as you think

and it's over with now.

There it is!

Haha no way!

He was playing with a screwdriver

instead of a pick...

Never woulda thought of that!

-Must f*ck up the guitar.

-Or fixes it 'cuz it's a screwdriver?

Kinda like the dude

playing drums with his sandals...

but his drums were just

tin cans and a pot.

-And sandals?

-Nuh-no, the sandals were the drumsticks.

I started finding these little things

and collecting them.

Oh yeah? Unique collection.

I used to collect, like, rocks

when I'd go on trips with my parents.

-Uhh, do you want them?

-Yeah! That'd be cool.

-You remember where they're from?

-Yeah I've got a binder and everything...

I invited Adam, I didn't think he'd come.

Look, he's here.

-What're you doing here?

-I...

Seriously! You're in my face all day

at school and at the house...

and now you show up here?

What're you doing here?

Give me a break!

I don't need my obese little brother

in my face all the time, okay?

Got it?

Whoa, Karine, it's cool.

Jeanne invited us...

we're allowed to be here.

Don't worry, we'll steer clear of you.

Then he tries to headbutt me,

but I dodge it.

You take all the names

and you rank them.

-Your favorite first?

-Yeah, 1 is your favorite.

...he puts a spider in his bag,

but like a big one!

Oh yeah... ew!

I'm gonna check out the BMX trails

and do jumps with Jimmy and Chabot.

Jumps should be sweet there,

we'll see I guess...

No, let go! I said f*cking let go!

You think I'm stupid or something?

-Course not, relax!

-I saw you staring at her, you pig.

No way, you're being paranoid!

Come on, c'mere.

-You're such a f*cking pig!

-Karine. Karine!

You're freaking out over nothing,

I'm telling you!

What, she left? Already?

Hey.

Hi.

Ugh, not this song! Hang on, how 'bout...

The song from the movie!

I just love this song.

Facking hell, babe! It's your song!

You're crazy.

Yeah? What's up?

Something I can help you with, torso?

Wasn't my favorite movie,

but yeah I saw it.

It was obvious he'd show up

at the dance, no?

Yeah true,

but I still think it's pretty good.

Okay, take it slow...

Yeah? What's up?

Something I can help you with, torso?

Have to go over that part again.

There too. You missed some.

Some there too.

One look at those hands...

it's clear you haven't

done much manual labor.

Don't forget to do another pass,

by a wheel's width.

Need to go over this bit again.

Not like that!

No, ric... as*h*le!

I know about... No! Listen to me!

f*cking listen!

You say that but how can even I trust you?

It feels like you're bullshitting me.

No way. Absolutely f*cking not.

I saw you! Not like I'm making it up!

ric!

Oh, oh yeah?

Right, just magically. I don't think so!

Your cousins are here, Adam.

We're sorting out

some things for Ange's estate.

Take the twins with you.

This house is so big,

and the consoles are so cool.

-Not thirsty anymore!

-If I lived in a house like this...

I'd have so many parties.

Then more parties after that.

We'd have tons of snacks and juice.

Y'know the little juice boxes?

We'd laugh all the time

and people would come over and laugh too.

It'd be so funny!

We'd have hiding spots 'n fights 'n races.

We'd play all the time. We'd be hilarious.

Hello?

Now that's a pool!

I wish my parents would buy a pool.

What's that kid dragging behind him?

Don't know why

he's always dragging a pole...

I've never been game to ask.

Shall we go play mini golf?

So? How'd it go with the twins?

Meh, went fine.

They came over to Brousseau's with me.

They played video games...

then we went to play mini golf.

It was fine.

You? What did you do today?

Nothing.

-You okay, Karine?

-Uh, yeah.

Hello?

Just a moment please.

Adam! Phone! It's for you!

-Hello?

-Adam? It's Mr. Bibeau...

Listen, Adam...

The day after tomorrow might not

be the best time to mow the lawn.

Been keeping an eye on the weather

and they're calling for rain.

And the grass needs

to be cut dry if we want it even.

Since it'll probably rain,

we need to cut it while it's still dry.

If it weren't for my surgery

I wouldn't have to organize all this...

-And you think he'll come save you...

-He will! And you'll regret this.

...they stopped to use the phone...

because my grass was

so lovely and so inviting!

So many people don't have a clue

what they're doing.

And if you look at their lawns, it shows.

Some people say

you can tell what a person's made of...

by the quality of their lawn.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Nothing, you hear me...

nothing and nobody gets in my way!

Oh Derek!

No, nothing and nobody....

DEAR JEANNE...

I'VE WANTED TO WRITE FOR A LONG TIME...

AND TELL YOU HOW I FEEL...

Check it out, he's sure on a mission.

Hey Jeanne, have a great summer!

You're so funny and so nice! -Maude

What's up Jeanne!

Hope your summer's

as funny and awesome as you!

Hi have a good summer! You're fun.

Have a fun summer

you're so nice and really funny!

You're funny!

Nice!

Have a good summer!

I found a summer job for you...

filling in for the sun!

Hi, Adam. I was waiting for you.

I'm so happy to see you.

I missed you.

Jeanne? Jeanne, meow!

Meow! Meow!

Meow, no!

Dammit.

Come on...

Come on, dammit!

-So how's work?

-Ugh, boring.

I'd rather be on vacation like Kevin.

-You know Mr. Bibeau?

-Oh boy.

He's so intense about his lawn.

Don't think I've ever

seen him with a shirt on.

Me neither!

We should totally get a bongo, babe.

Then we can jam

even though we can't really play.

The other day people

were playing guitar...

If we had a bongo...

I could've jammed with them.

No one would've noticed.

-Hey, Jeanne!

-Stop, what are you doing? Sit down.

How much is a bongo anyway?

13, 16, 23 bucks?

No clue... I'll have to check later.

-Hey Jeanne, what's up?

-Hi.

-Cool party at Marianne's.

-Yeah it was cool.

I was really drunk.

I was a total mess when my grandparents

came for brunch on Sunday.

Oh yeah?

I can't believe how hot it is.

Right? It's like the city's on broil.

When we lived on Mercier

we used to have a pool.

It was wicked,

I'd spend the whole summer in there.

Rad. Pools are the coolest.

Hey Adam, isn't there a pool

at the Brousseau place?

Yeah they have a big pool.

They've got everything.

Yeah, I'd love to find a pool somewhere.

Supposed to be super hot

for the next few days.

Same, the public pool's

not opening for two weeks still.

Apparently something happened to it.

Adam, you work even when it's hot out?

Yeah same as usual.

Well Jeanne, I'm working

at the Brousseau's tomorrow.

You could use the pool

after I'm done work if you want.

Seriously? That'd be wicked.

Yeah for sure...

You can come by

once I'm done everything, like seven?

That'd be awesome.

Cool! You know where it is?

Kevin's house?

The big white house on the corner?

Yep that's the one.

Perfect... wow thanks, I'll be there.

Excellent.

-Bye, see ya.

-See ya.

Yep, see you tomorrow!

Have a good day, Uncle.

There to your right.

Yep, good... keep going, over th...

Good luck, champ!

Hey!

Hi!

I'm glad you came.

Woot woot! Wait up, babe!

I thought it'd be

more fun with more people.

We can play games in the pool that way.

Hope that's okay.

-Oopsies!

-No!

Facking hell!

Nice place, shrimp head.

Real spacious too.

Yeah it's big, isn't it? So nice.

Get over here you.

Woah, sweet pad!

sh*t, I can't wait to get in the pool.

Same! Pass me one of those.

Cannonball!!

It was crazy, the lady working was like...

"Put that down, young man."

And I was like, "Ma'am, it's mine.

"I had it when I came in.

It's a birthday gift from my mom."

Get in here, Adam!

We were just saying

we need some more t*tties in here.

Yeah so nuts.

That other dude at the match,

the fat guy with a bird on his arm.

At first you don't think he's strong

but he makes it to the top...

and gets the belt

at the top of the ladder.

-What kinda bird?

-A big blue and yellow one, a budgie.

-As big as a cat.

-So a parrot.

Yeah, yeah a parrot.

Was blanking on the name.

Haha, a big budgie...

No one cares about the bird guy!

The best is the dude

with the chili bracelets.

Crazy?

-Crazy Jonas!

-Yeah that's it!

Nothing to eat around here, jeez!

I've got chips in my bag over there...

-Okay.

-Follow me.

She's not super confident.

Remember drama class?

She's definitely kinda awkward

but hey she tries...

Yeah 'course...

She tries but like...

make an effort but don't be obvious.

Like be more low-key about it.

Showing up to school in white pants is

playing with fire...

It's the fireball castle...

kick 'em outta the castle...

Found the best thing in the whole place!

This yours Adam?

You go check your little hiding spots

after you do the dusting?

It's not mine...

Must've already been here.

-Who does she think she is?

-I know..

What'd she say?

Like, "I'm just looking in your

direction not at you."

"Not at you

just in your direction."

Like at the clock or something.

Yeah like, "I wanna know the time

and you just happen to be there."

Yeah...

But the other girl was a loose canon.

Just wanted a fight.

Yeah well if she hadn't put on

those white pants...

-Those f*cking white pants!

-Yeah probably would've been fine.

Even still everyone knows

she's all over the place.

Where's ric?

Have you seen him?

No, dunno.

But a lot of it is just rumors.

Like the story about how

she saw a ghost in an old house.

But I asked her and that never happened.

Are you serious?

I've told that story so many times!

That's what I mean!

The fight really happened...

but you really gotta watch

what you believe...

Karine! Wanna go back in the pool?

Come on let's go!

It'll be fun!

Out of my way.

f*ck you!

Facking hell!

No! Don't go!

Eesh!

-Eesh, poor Karine, she didn't know?

-Dunno but I'd rather not get involved.

He's nuts, facking hell.

-I feel like it was obvious.

-Like I say, I'd rather stay out of it.

I feel like it was obvious and anyway...

if don't see it

it's because you don't want to.

-Follow me, buddy.

-You're my buddy.

Yeah, you're my buddy too.

I'm your buddy and you're my buddy.

He's gotta steal the crown

to take the kingdom.

Facking hell!

What the f*ck is that?!

What is that? Half a cat?!

A cat torso! It's so ugly!

A cat torso, that's so sick.

A cat torso's like the raddest.

Sick.

Yuck! Stop!

Woah watch out!

Glazer, what are you doing?!

Stop, what are you doing?!

-No!!

-Glazer!!

That's so sick.

Why do you always do dumb sh*t like that?!

I hate it...

That cat didn't do anything

even if it's not a whole cat.

Why do you always do such dumb sh*t?

It's like you like being a dumbass...

and doing dumb sh*t.

Why do you always do dumb sh*t?

I don't like that kind of dumb sh*t.

Only dumbasses do dumb sh*t.

You're acting like a dumbass.

Even if it's not a whole cat...

you shouldn't do stuff like that.

What if you had no legs and...

For real, man, you look like

a big sticky larva right now.

...it's a lot more dangerous for cats.

You're such f*cking dumbass sometimes!

Such a--

Give it a rest for two seconds,

for fack's sake!

I may be outnumbered,

but I've got speed on my side.

You okay?

Eww. Don't touch me.

Oh baby...

you okay, baby?

Oh baby, my poor little baby...

You okay, baby? Poor baby.

f*ck it.

You okay?

Meh.

Yeah.

There!

Yeah and behind there too.

Yeah over to the right a bit

and in front of you too.

Yeah and there.

There's another one!

And another one there.

There's one behind there too.

Yeah behind the branch.

Bye.

Because I may be outnumbered

but I've got speed on my side.