04x07 - Episode 7

[bunniefuu]

[romantic music playing]

[Madison] I can't believe it!
I can't believe it! [sniffles]

-[chuckles]
-Yes.

Yes!

I can't wait to call the girls
and tell them.

-I can't wait to tell my family.
-I can't wait to tell my family.

I just can't believe this.

[sniffles]

Now, with this,
I can officially say the word "fiancé"!

Yes! Me too.

-I have to hire a wedding planner.
-There we go.

I have to ask Haley to be
my maid of honor. Important call to make.

Who do you think we should get
to preach the wedding?

-Obviously Pastor Jeff, right?
-Yeah.

I already think I know who I want
for the bridesmaids.

-Yes.
-I wanna do all my accessories.

-All right.
-A bunch of my jewelry. I'm doing all red.

I wanna do sewn.
I wanna do sewn pillows, sewn coasters.

I wanna do… I wanna do red dresses.

I want a princess dress,
lots of bling, lots of tulle.

I wanna be on
Say Yes to the Dress.

I wanna be on
Say Yes to the Dress!

[exhales sharply]

[gentle music playing]

I can't even say the words "fiancé."

Yes.

This doesn't feel real right now.

-We're engaged. I can't believe it.
-[Tyler] Yes.

[sobbing]

-I love you.
-[Madison] I love you.

[Tyler sobs]

[playing ceremonial music]

[narrator]
On their last day in London,

Connor is taking Georgie out
for a traditional British lunch.

[Connor] 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.

Well, Georgie, welcome to an English pub.

Lovely jubbly.

Excuse me.

There we go.

-One ice water for you and a pint for me.
-Thank you.

[Georgie chuckles]

-Is it alcoholic?
-[Connor] Yeah.

[suspenseful music playing]

Aah!

You know,
I should really line my stomach first.

[Georgie chuckles]

Otherwise, this stuff will knock you
on your backside.

[pensive music playing]

[chuckles]

Is it nice?

It's, uh, very bubbly.

[Georgie chuckles]

[muffled burp]

-[Georgie chuckles]
-Sorry, beer gives me gas.

Well, obviously,
'cause the bubbles are going up.

Yeah. 'Cause if the bubbles went down,

that could have a nastier result.

[Georgie chuckles]

A whizzpopper. [chuckles]

A sign of true happiness.

Oh dear, are you gonna chug it down now?

Aah.

[giggling]

Whoa. Sorry, I don't often drink.

Well, I think your ears are turning red.

-What?
-[Georgie chuckles]

-[Georgie chuckles]
-[muffled burp]

Sorry. I'm just a bit…

Now you got the burpies.

[chuckles] Burpie.

These kids… You know?

Oh, that's not exactly
how most adults would say the…

Oh… Oh God. Oh, oh.
Come on, Connor, get a grip, get a grip.

-Whoa. I'm just a little buzzed.
-[giggles]

["Drunken Sailor" instrumental playing]

-[Connor] I think I'll stick to water now.
-[giggling]

Oh no, don't lose your head.

[laughing]

[Georgie] Oh dear, you lost it.

[chuckles, gasps]

-[laughing]
-[Connor] Oh, I'm…

-I just feel so… floaty right now.
-[ethereal music playing]

Oh dear. How many fingers am I holding up?

Two.

-No, I was holding up four.
-Four.

-[giggling]
-That's not fair.

You hid your other hand under the table.

[siren wailing outside]

Oh, Connor, they're coming for you.

What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, they're not.

Hide the evidence, quick.

[blowing]

[server] Hello again. Two fish and chips.

-Oh, yes, lovely.
-[server] Anything else for you?

-Oh, no, that'll be all. Thank you.
-[server] Enjoy. Thank you.

-Ooh.
-[Connor] It's true what they say.

Line your stomach before…
Yeow… you drink.

Sorry. I'm gonna experience
the most unpleasant headache of my life.

I've seen movies about this.

Nothing's worse than getting all drunk

and waking up the next morning
next to a random person.

[chuckling]

Wake up next to a random dog.

-Yeah.
-[giggling]

Come on, Connor.

Stay alert.
You need all your wits about you.

This is all a dream.

-You did not have a pint.
-No!

-I did.
-[giggling]

-Georgie.
-[Georgie] Yes?

I know you make a lot of jokes,

but now is not the time for a joke.

I think it's funny.

Ah…

You will drink another sip.

No, I won't.

-You will.
-No!

-[Connor chuckles]
-You will behave.

[giggling]

Georgie, I actually want to talk to you
about your jokes. Sometimes,

I don't understand your sarcasm,

and, honestly,
it… it feels pretty mean sometimes.

-I'm sorry.
-[Connor] Ah, it's all--

My family's…
tends to like to be sarcastic a lot.

-[swallows hiccup] Thank you.
-[gentle music playing]

[hiccups]

In the meantime…

♪
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
♪

♪
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
♪

♪
What will we do with a drunken sailor
♪

♪
Early in the morning?
♪

[intriguing music playing]

[narrator]
In Las Vegas,
Logan and his sister, Neith,

are visiting Hailey's house
to meet her family.

Okay, before we go in,
wanna come right here real quick?

-[Logan] Yeah.
-[Neith] Okay.

Just to make sure
we know what we're gonna do.

You know what you're gonna say
when you meet Hailey's mom?

I'm gonna say, "Hi, my name's Logan."
Uh, "It's so nice to meet you."

-"I brought you flowers and chocolate."
-Yeah.

-If that's okay.
-Yeah, yeah.

How are you feeling?

I… I love her, Neith.

[chuckles] Okay. Well, okay. Good energy.

I'm here to support you,
so whatever you need. Okay?

Just don't talk about
if I put deodorant on in front of them.

-[Neith] I wouldn't do that. I got you.
-Okay.

Also, I will not mention Tifa.

-She's out.
-Yeah, she's gone.

-I broke up with her.
-Yeah.

-I'm a changed man.
-Hey, I know that's right. Are you ready?

-Yeah, let's do this.
-All right.

[uneasy music playing]

[automated voice]
Calling now.
Please wait a moment.

Wow.

-[Hailey] Hey.
-What's up?

[Hailey] You made it. Hey, Logan.

-How are you doing?
-[Hailey] Good.

[music fades]

-Come in, come in.
-It's good to see you again.

-[Hailey] Good to see you too.
-[Logan] Really nice house you got.

[pleasant music playing]

-[Neith] Hi, cuties.
-[Hailey] Right this way to the kitchen.

-Wow, this is a nice house you got here.
-Thanks.

-We have a visitor!
-You must be Hailey's mom.

Hi, I'm Logan. I bought you flowers.

Oh my gosh.
Those are absolutely beautiful.

-And I got you chocolate too.
-Wow! Thank you so much.

-[Logan] No problem.
-It was very nice to meet you.

I've heard such nice things about you.

Do you wanna sit down?

-Yeah. I think that works.
-Sure. Why not?

[mom] Do you wanna sit here?
Can we get you something to drink?

[Logan] Thanks, but I usually wash
my hands when I touch the handle.

-Do you wanna wash your hands?
-You can. You just go like this.

-Whoa!
-Ooh!

-Here. Let me grab you some paper towels.
-Wow, this is amazing.

-[Neith] Whoa.
-You guys have a really nice sink.

-How did you afford a house like this?
-[Neith chuckles]

Well, Hailey's dad is
a general contractor.

He builds houses.

-Wow.
-Wait, he built
this
house?

-[mom] He did. I know.
-Wow. It's beautiful.

Tell me about you.
What's your favorite kind of movies?

Do you like comedies or action packs?

I don't like movies where people make out
and they say cuss words.

You don't like that either,

when people are kissing on TV.

-Ugh!
-[Neith and Hailey's mom laugh]

You have a cute smile.

-I think you've got a cute smile.
-Why, thank you! [laughs]

I brush. I get in there really good
and just brush.

Hailey, I bet your teeth are really white.
Let me see.

[Neith and Hailey's mom laugh]

I brush it every mornings,
every afternoons, and every evening.

[Neith] Ooh.

-Oh, yeah, I brush them every evening too.
-[Neith chuckles]

-[mom] Good.
-[Hailey] Okay.

[mom] I heard some good stuff from Hailey
when we come home from the date.

What's been your favorite?

I liked the second one we had and the…

I know what you're thinking.
Not just 'cause of the kiss. Because…

[laughs] I did hear about that.

I mean, I just can't get over how good…
how much of a good time we had.

I had a great time with Hailey,
and I really enjoyed hanging out with her.

-[Hailey] Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

I… I… I like… I love you so much, and…

Oh wow!

[tense musical sting plays]

[Christine] No, no, no, no. No.

Oh Jesus.

[lively music playing]

[Christine] Navi!

Come here. Get over here.

This is Navi.

She's Ben's new dog.

Come on. Get over here. Get over here.

[music fades]

-[Navi barks]
-Hey! Come on!

Drop it. Drop.

[Abbey] And as you can see,

Navi has stolen Mommy's underwear.

I am too old for this.

[Cian] So, Abbey, how's David?

[Abbey] He's good. We're still together.

Neither of us are ready to get married,

but we've been together
for over four years.

The good news is we already feel like
we're already married in our hearts.

And speaking of marriage,

I don't wanna be
a divorced lady like my mom,

so that's why I don't wanna rush it,
take my time to get married.

Because my mom ended up divorced
because she married the wrong man.

-Oh, no, no, no, no.
-[playful growling]

[Christine] No. Ha!

Got it.

[panting]

-[game bleeping]
-[Christine] We got some mail.

-And guess what?
-What?

-[Christine] There's something for you.
-What is it?

I don't know. There you go.

[gasps] "Madison and Tyler are delighted
to invite Abbey and David

to a celebration of their engagement"!

-Madison got engaged!
-[chuckling] Oh, she did!

-Wow!
-Wow!

Madison's gonna be a bride!

-[Christine] How do you feel?
-So happy. So proud of them.

Madison's gonna be a bride.

Am I gonna be a bride?

-What do you think?
-I think so.

I wanna be a bride so badly.

Could I still go to water parks
even if I'm married?

You can do the same exact things.

I'll still be going to water parks
even when my hair is gray.

You can go to water parks till you're .

Even when you're dead,
can I go to water parks with Ben?

You cannot go down a water slide
when you're dead.

Even when
you're
dead.

-Once you're dead.
-Oh! [laughing]

I'm gonna call David on the phone.

-[outgoing call ringing]
-[chuckling]

-Hello.
-[David]
Hi, sweetie cake.

Hi, David, I have some good news.
Madison and Tyler got engaged!

-[David]
She did?
-Yes!

-[David]
That's amazing. Yeah!
-[festive music playing]

We're… Both of us are invited
to the engagement party.

[David]
Amazing.

[Abbey] Are you happy
for Madison and Tyler?

[David]
We're both happy for them.

Thank you. That means a lot to me.

Guess what level I'm on on
Candy Crush
?

-,.
-[snickering]

-[David]
That's amazing. Congratulations.
-Thank you.

[David]
I love you.

I love you too.

I'm proud for her.

Isn't that wild?

-Are you okay?
-Yes.

[Cian] What are you thinking about?

I know what I would do to couples
when I was a kid.

-How did you feel when you were a kid?
-Jealous of couples.

Know what you did one time
when you were in eighth grade?

What did I do?

You came home from school,
and you sat on this couch, and you cried.

You know what you said?

There was a couple on the bus,
and they were kissing, and you cried.

You said, "I'll never have that."

But look at you now!
You have an amazing boyfriend.

Yeah, and I can manage my autism now.
And also I have…

I also find out that I have
auditory issues to babies crying.

One time, I had a meltdown,
and I couldn't control my impulse.

My smart brain didn't wanna stay on.

The emotional and survival brains
wanted to take over.

-[Christine] Right.
-And they did.

Like how Will Smith said to Chris Rock,
"Shut your g*dd*mn effing mouth,"

on the Oscars.

And then he goes… [mimics smack]

[Christine snickering]

But what was happening for Will Smith,
do you think, maybe in that moment?

His smart brain was off,

and his emotional and survival brains
wanted to take over.

-[Christine] Maybe.
-He couldn't control his temper.

Doesn't that show you that all of us
struggle with our smart brains?

He did it at the Oscars,
which was professional!

Yes, not the best time to have a…

Why did he do that?

[Cian] How's Clementine?

Clementine, unfortunately,
had an a**l issue,

and the doctor, who's…

Guess what her name was. Dr. Poo.

And my mom had to take Clementine
to the vet in the middle of the night.

-[Cian] "Dr. Poo"?
-Yeah.

[Cian] Said she had a**l issues?

Yeah, she had, like, a butt surgery.

-[Clementine whining]
-[mysterious music playing]

-[Cian] Poor Clementine.
-[Abbey sighs]

[Christine] I heard her
giving you a brief update

on Clemmie's butt problems.

-[Clementine whining]
-[Christine] It was kind of an ordeal.

Because when they have these surgeries,
they say, "Here's the post-care."

"Take this cream.
Do this. Wipe the wound."

-Hi, Clemmie.
-[Christine] Why didn't you wipe her butt?

'Cause I don't know how to.

I'd be happy to show you.

-[Abbey] Can I do it now?
-[Christine laughing]

[Christine] There you go.

[Abbey] Okay, Clemmie, hold still.
It's okay. It's okay.

[Christine] Gentle, not that hard.
Just gentle.

Make sure the area is clean.
There should be no debris.

[Abbey] Butt surgery.

[pleasant music playing]

[narrator]
In Falmouth,

James and Shelley are doing
some sightseeing.

[James] Ah, so that's the lighthouse.

Very nice.
It's a bit of a smaller lighthouse.

[Shelley] Yes, much smaller
than I thought it would be.

[James] I imagine there are lighthouses
many times larger than this.

But this is a small bay,

so I guess a smaller bay
needs only a smaller lighthouse.

[mysterious music playing]

I haven't been in a lighthouse
in a long time.

-And here's that scent.
-[Shelley] Me too.

Reminds me of Battleship Cove
and similar such old structures.

Oh wow.

Not bad, not too bad.

This must be the control room
or something.

The light itself must be up there.

-Wow. Beautiful view, isn't it?
-[Shelley] Oh yes.

[James] The earliest lighthouses
probably used oil-burning lamps.

Then they switched over
to incandescent lights.

[Shelley] Very nice.

[James] I imagine that lighthouses today,
more likely than not, use LEDs.

[Shelley] That's very interesting.

Ooh!

I think the light must be up here,
Shelley. I'll go take a look.

Why is that staircase so steep?

Oof! Wow.

I don't wanna go up!
I don't want to break my neck.

This room is very tiny and crowded.
The light is here. The light has a lens.

Oh my God!

The light looks like
an incandescent light, Shelley.

[ominous music sting]

I'm a little disappointed
because it's .

I can't believe someone is still using
an incandescent light in .

All right. Ooh.

An LED would require less maintenance
than an incandescent

because LEDs are solid state.

Maybe they haven't raised
enough money yet.

Remember how we saw a sign saying
that the lighthouse is raising money?

-[loud clang]
-[James screams]

-[Shelley] Ow, James!
-[James] I just banged my knee.

-Shelley, I'm sorry!
-Ah! [fake sobs]

[James] Please, Shelley,
that wasn't deliberate.

You don't think that was deliberate,
do you?

No. Why would I think that was deliberate?

[James] Oh… Argh!

-Wow.
-[Shelley] You are okay, aren't you?

-[James] Just surprised. Just my pride.
-[Shelley] Surprised by what? Kicking me?

[James] Please,
I'm doing my best, Shelley.

You can see that I'm breathing deeply
and trying to keep myself under control.

-[Shelley] Yes.
-[James] I'm sorry. Yes, but…

[takes deep breath]

-You are okay, right?
-Yes, of course. I am absolutely perfect.

When I'm with you,
everything is absolutely perfect.

There's nothing
that could possibly go wrong.

We… we are the ultimate team, Shelley.

We are such a wonderful team
together, right?

I love your beautiful blue eyes.
They make me think of the sky,

or, in this case, the ocean, but…
or both, I suppose.

I… I… I like… I love you so much, and…

Oh wow!

[uneasy music playing]

Oh jeez. I promised I wouldn't…

-You're okay.
-You're okay.

[Logan] I think she's the most…

-Go ahead.
-[mom] You can say it.

…beautiful girl I've ever met.

-[romantic music playing]
-[chuckles] Whoa.

-She came from good… No, I'm kidding.
-[Neith laughs]

-"She gets it from us." There you go.
-Can I take a little credit?

-Uh, sure. Um…
-[mom] Okay.

I think you're… you're beautiful too.

You're so sweet. You don't have to
say anything. You're fine.

I want you to know
I'll treat your daughter with respect.

I totally believe you,
and I hope she treats you just as well.

I have a good record.
I've never stolen anything, which I don't.

-Which I don't.
-[laughing]

-I don't do that. Stealing is wrong.
-[mom chuckling] It is.

[Logan] Hailey, I was gonna say,

I took your advice yesterday
and cleaned my room.

[mom] Aw!

'Cause, Hailey, I just… I just…
I just felt terrible, you know? You…

Yeah, he showed me his room.

Hailey, I'm not… I'm not one
of those people who… who stinks and smells

and, you know, lays his own filth.

-I'm not… I'm not them, Hailey.
-[chuckling]

-Mm.
-So you like…

You wanna be a neat guy, huh?

-Yes.
-[mom] All right.

Well, I could teach you
how to clean your room.

Okay, that… that sounds nice.
We… You can do that today.

-[laughing]
-[Logan] I mean, uh…

Uh, when you… when you…
when you have the chance.

[Hailey's mom laughs]

-Do you eat sushi?
-[Logan] Yeah, I like sushi.

[Hailey] I love sushi a lot.

[Logan] We are so perfect for each other.

[Hailey and mom] Aw!

-[Hailey] Great.
-[chuckling]

-Hello!
-Oh my gosh, is that your dad?

-Hi.
-Hey, Dad.

-Hey, look who just showed up.
-How are you?

-Hi.
-Hi. You must be Hailey's dad.

I'm Frank.

-It's nice to meet you.
-Logan, nice to meet you as well.

-[Neith] Hi.
-Hi.

-I'm Neith.
-[Frank] Hi. Nice to meet you.

-[Neith] Logan's twin sister.
-Oh!

[mom] And we just found out
he's a sushi lover.

That's our go-to.
That's our Friday night go-to.

-Yeah.
-Okay. I'm down.

[all laughing]

[Frank] Excellent.

Well, this is fun.

Finally get to put a…
put a face to the name.

Yeah, I like that. I like that. Um, uh…

-[Hailey's mom chuckling]
-[Logan] Mm…

Man, I don't know how to talk.
Wait. I mean, yes, I do. I mean…

Nervous much?

Yes, that's… that's good. That's good.

[all chuckling]

Logan, do you wanna go see to my room?

Sure, Hailey. I'd like that.

-[Hailey] I'll show you to my room.
-[Logan] Mm-hmm.

[intriguing music playing]

[Hailey] Here's my room.

-Wow, that's just really nice.
-Thanks.

-[Logan] Oh, are those
SpongeBob
DVDs?
-Yeah.

I organize alphabetically from A to Z.

[Logan] Holy cow, you weren't kidding!

-Here's my closet.
-Wow.

Oh my gosh, Hailey, this is nice.

I just did organize it.
Like, I have, uh, lots of shoes.

I have tons of clothes.

And you can see on the top of the shelf,
I have tons of paintings.

I'm an artist.

[Logan] I wish my floors were that clean.

Yeah, my carpets always stay cleans.

And, um, back at your room,

your carpet,
it smells like a dog pee and messy.

[uneasy musical sting plays]

I know. I… I know. My apologies.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

-[sniffing]
-[gentle music playing]

[Neith] It's good. I recommend it.

And people of their age
kind of run the classes.

-[mom] Oh wow, nice. Oh nice. I like that.
-Yeah.

-Oh, um…
-[mom] Yes.

Her room was so nice. It was so tidy,
and the rugs were so nice.

-I wish my room was like that.
-[all chuckling]

Now that I saw your closet, I just wanna…

I'm just like, "Oh gosh,
I wanna make my closet like that now."

[Hailey's mom laughing]

I had a… As always,
I have a good time hanging out with you.

-Yeah.
-I love your…

You're the most pretty… prettiest girl
I've ever dated.

[Hailey chuckles] That's nice.

[Logan] And I apologize
if I said it too much.

I just really care about you,

and I don't want this relationship
to go bad, you know?

I… I want us to be together,
like, forever.

Okay.

-[Neith and Hailey's mom laughing]
-[Hailey] That's fine.

And it was really nice meeting you guys.
I can't wait to see you again.

-[mom] Can I get a hug goodbye?
-Go right ahead. I mean, yes.

-[Neith] Nice meeting you.
-[mom] Gonna walk them out?

[Frank] We'll see you soon.

-[Logan] Bye, guys.
-[mom] Drive safe!

[Logan] I… We will.

[mom] Okay, bye.

It was nice to meet your family.

-It was real nice to see your room too.
-Thanks.

And you know something?
I've never dated a clean freak before,

but if there's anybody who knows
how to stay clean, it's you.

[Hailey] Yep.

[intriguing music playing]

[Christine] All right, we've got a couple
of dress choices. You ready?

[Abbey] Yes, I am.

All right. So out of these two,
what do you think?

-The black one.
-[Christine] Okay.

[narrator]
In Los Angeles,
Abbey is getting ready

to travel to Madison and Tyler's
engagement party.

[Christine] We're gonna catch an airplane.

And on the plane, if there's a donut,
could I eat it like this?

Do whatever you want on the plane
if it doesn't bother the other passengers.

[Navi barking]

-Hello!
-[David] Abbey!

Hi, David.

I'm so excited to see you.
You look very beautiful, sweet cakes.

You look very amazing!

I'm so excited for Madison and Tyler's
engagement party. Are you?

-Yes. I'm so happy for them.
-Thank you.

I'm so happy for them too.
Hopefully, we're next.

Yes, we can only be engaged
whenever the time is right.

-That's right.
-And I love you to infinity and beyond.

-Really?
-Yes.

Remember, you went to the wedding of Evan,
and who caught the bouquet?

I did!

That means you're soon to be a bride
one of these days.

Sounds great.

[music fades]

-[Abbey] Clementine has a**l issues.
-Oh!

I'm so sorry to hear that.

She's okay now.

-I cleaned her butt the other day.
-Wow.

She was like a nurse.

You should be proud of yourself for that.
That's not easy.

[Abbey] Look at her. You little stinker!

Feeling better, Clementine?

Last time on the plane,
there was a crying child.

Oh…

And I was trying to sleep.

Next time, you should wear
your noise-canceling headphones

whenever that happens.

I should sit next to all adults
'cause they're not as noisy.

Maybe you shouldn't,
uh, worry about these things.

Yeah, I worry too much. Is there an idiom?

Should I… I'm not gonna bite the b*llet.

Just let it go.

That's right. Let's let go of the,
um, thoughts. I know it's hard, but…

-It's a thought.
-Smart brain, on.

-[Christine] Yes! Abbey…
-Dial-up modem sound.

[Christine] Yes. Right here, right now.

All right, you guys.
The car is here. Let's get going.

[David gasps] All right.

Bye, Clemmie. See you when we come back.

[Abbey] I'll see you when I get back!

-[Christine] All right, guys. Let's go.
-[Abbey] Butt surgery.

-Florida, here we come.
-Here we come, Florida!

-[David] I can't wait to see them again.
-[Abbey] Neither can I.

This is my first engagement party ever.

[pleasant music playing]

[narrator]
In Florida, it's the day
of Madison and Tyler's engagement party.

-[Tyler] Wow.
-[Tim] One step closer, huh?

-Yup.
-One step closer.

[Tim chuckles]

-Can you believe it today?
-[Tyler] I know.

-It's… it's an engagement party.
-[Tyler] Yeah.

[Tim] How many parties did you DJ at
and weddings did you DJ?

-Now this is your turn. It's your time.
-[Tyler] I know.

Yep.

[Tyler] Wow. [chuckles]

Always remember how special she is.

That first moment you met her.

Remember coming out to the truck
saying, "Mama, she's awesome."

-Yes.
-Yeah? Always be good to her.

-That's right.
-Or you'll have to talk to Mama.

-[Tim chuckles]
-[chuckles] Yeah.

-[giggling]
-[Tim] I am so proud.

I'm proud of ya.

[voice catching] You've become a good man.

[poignant music playing]

[Tim chuckles]

Nothing came… came easy. Nothing.

But through it all, you… you persevered.

-What a moment this is.
-It is. [chuckles]

-It's like a wow moment.
-Yeah.

-You know?
-Yeah.

-[Cian] Big day today, Madison.
-[Madison] It is.

I never thought a year ago
when I first started dating Tyler,

I never thought
this would happen a year later.

I've introduced him to so much.
He's introduced me to so much.

Like, Tyler never knew
how to make a gingerbread house

or do an advent calendar
until we started dating.

And he never had an Easter basket
or had leprechauns come see him

until we started dating.

-[Cian] Leprechauns?
-Yes.

[heartwarming music playing]

[knocking on door]

-[Jenny] Hey!
-Hello!

-[Jenny] You look beautiful.
-Thank you.

-[Jenny] Oh my gosh, you're gorgeous.
-You look beautiful.

Wow, I love your jewelry
and what you're wearing. Gorgeous.

[Madison] Thank you.

I never in a million years, Madison…

And I'm so, so happy
that we are here right now on this day.

Yes.

How does it feel to be wearing
an engagement ring?

It's crazy in a good way.

I'm not sure if you know this yet,

but Tyler and I are looking at homes
on Zillow.

-You are?
-Really?

-Wow.
-Wow!

[chuckles] What kind of homes?

We're looking… we're looking
at starter, like, homes in Plant City.

Oh, really? That's a great goal to have,
something to work towards.

And then I've also been watching
Say Yes to the Dress
.

-You have?
-Oh my gosh.

-With Randy Fenoli.
-Oh my…

-[chuckling]
-I wanna watch that with you.

So this is a huge day.

Yes.

I want you to, like, take it all in
and enjoy every single moment.

-All right, Madison, you ready to party?
-Yes.

-[Brennan] To celebrate?
-I am.

Let's go. Let's see everybody.
It's gonna be fun.

Let's go.

[romantic music playing]

[Brennan] Hey, guys. How are ya?

-Wait, did I meet you at church?
-Yes, very briefly.

[indistinct background chatter]

-Hello!
-Hey, everybody!

[Madison] Hey, everybody!

Oh, I can't even believe this.

[woman ] Oh my gosh.

[woman ] You look pretty!

Okay. You look so dapper.

[woman ] So good to see you.

I just can't even believe it.

-Hey, Tim.
-[Tim] Love you, Madison.

-[Madison] Love you.
-We're excited.

-Oh my God! Congratulations!
-You guys made it!

You're so pretty! Oh my God,
you look like a Disney princess!

-Tina, you guys made it!
-[Tyler] Hey, Pari.

Oh my God, T-riffic! Hi, everyone!

Oh my gosh! Congratulations.

-I can't believe it.
-Thank you.

-[Pari] So iconic…
-[Madison] It's Abbey and David, everyone.

-Hi, everybody!
-Hi, guys!

[Madison] Oh, Abbey and David.
Thank you, Abbey.

Congratulations on you two…
your engagement!

Hi, Madison. Hey, Tyler. I'm so excited
for your engagement. Congratulations!

-Thank you.
-Same to you, Madison.

-Thanks.
-[David] My pleasure.

[Connor] It's not every day
a friend of yours has something like this.

No. And I'm really glad
you're not wallowing around

and unable to share
in somebody else's joy.

What, did you expect me to wander
around midnight in my underwear,

eating pint after pint of ice cream,

trying to drown my sorrows?

Besides, all that ice cream
would just go right to my thighs.

[chuckling] Okay.

Dude, I love you.
Let's have a really fun night tonight.

It will be great to see them again.

But I'm a little bit worried
about what they might ask.

What should I do if they ask me anything?

-What should I say?
-[Lise] What have we always done?

You've always been yourself.

So you be true to yourself tonight
and tell your friends the truth.

[Connor] You're right.

Tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.

-There you go.
-Like George Washington.

-He could never tell a lie. Yeah.
-Okay.

Especially when he… chopped down
his father's favorite cherry tree.

[laughs]

[lively music playing]

Hey, Madison.
How does it… does it feel to be engaged?

It's awesome.
I'm already looking at wedding dresses.

-It's amazing.
-[Tyler] Yeah!

How does it feel for you to be engaged?

-Awesome, man.
-I'm so happy for you and Madison.

Hey, Tyler, you're very smart
and talented, strong, and very active.

-We all are.
-Thank you.

-Do you like massages?
-Yeah, man.

I'll give you a massage.
I'm giving Tyler a massage.

It feels good, man.

-[Abbey] Connor's here!
-Hey! Oh! Hey, hey, hey!

-[Tanner] Connor!
-[David] It's Connor!

[Tanner] Hey, Connor, you look sharp.

-[Connor] Madison.
-Hey.

Hi, Connor.

-[David] How are you?
-Hi, David, how are…

-Tyler, it's nice to finally meet you.
-[Tyler] Nice to meet you.

Connor, where's Georgie?

Um… Oh yeah. Well, um, about that, um…

[pleasant music playing]

I just wanted to say, um…

um, I, uh…

There's something I've been wanting
to tell you. You're my everything. You're…

And you're the most nicest, prettiest,
beautiful girl I've ever dated, and…

Mm. That's nice.

I know I say it too many times.
I'm just nervous, you know?

-That's all right. Take a deep breath.
-[Logan] Okay.

We could be… stay together
for a long time.

I really hope so
'cause I really like you, Hailey.

I, I… You're, you're…

I, I, I, I, I wanna be together with you
forever and ever.

[Hailey] Mm.

That's nice.

[music fades]

-I'll see you around, Hailey?
-Yeah, I'll see you around.

So you want a hug?

Do you want a

kiss?

Okay.

[heartwarming music playing]

Wow, that was interesting.
That was amazing.

[Hailey] Thanks.

So I will see you again soon, Logan.

Of course, I'll see you again too, Hailey.

I really got plans
for when I see you again. I…

But I'm gonna just, you know, make sure…

Yeah, I'm gonna… I'll see you later. Keep…

-[Hailey] Okay.
-You have a beautiful smile.

-Thanks. Bye.
-[Logan] Bye.

[music fades]

[Madison] Connor, where's Georgie?

-Um… Oh yeah. Well, um, about that, um…
-[tender music playing]

There's really no easy way
to say this, but

Georgie and I are

no longer together.

-[Pari] Aw!
-What happened?

-Me and Georgie were--
-We're very sorry to hear that.

[Madison] We're sorry.

That's okay, David.
That's all right, you guys. It… It…

We… But we, we reached an understanding.

We're… we're two wonderful people,

but two very different people,

and that's okay.

That's why we date,

for either a reason,
a season, or a lifetime.

-That's right.
-Hopefully, you can still be friends.

Yeah, we are. We are. We are.

Connor, you'll find your baroness someday.

-Thanks for… Thanks.
-We're all here for you, Connor.

[Tyler] Yes, bud. All here for you.

Thanks. And I'm here
for all of you guys as well.

-[Pari] Huddle.
-[David] Group hug!

-[Tyler] Friends for life!
-[Abbey] Friends for life!

[inaudible]

[Tanner] Hey, guys,
do you like alligators?

[David] Yes, I like gators and crocodiles.

[Connor] Gators are supposed to have
the most succulent meat.

[man] Hello, hello.

Well, guess who's here, everybody?

[Christine] It's Dani. Hey, Dani.

Great seeing you. You're amazing.

Congrats on your engagement.

This is my boyfriend, Henry.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, Henry.

-I hear you're a police officer.
-I am.

[Tyler] Thank you for your service.

Guys, look! It's Dani! It's Henry!

-Dani! Henry!
-Dani!

[Pari] Oh my God! Hi!

[Tanner] Hey, Dani!
Dani, Dani, you look so beautiful!

[Dani] Great seeing you all.

-[strong wind blowing]
-[uneasy music playing]

[Connor] Storm's a-coming.

I feel it in my beard.

[Madison] Oh my God.

[Connor] There's a tempest a-brewing!

[Brennan] Welcome to Florida
in August, everybody.

-[David] Let's just go inside. Hurry.
-Go inside. Grab your woman.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

[Dani screaming]

A raccoon!

[thunderclap rumbling]

It's so good to see you, babe.

[mysterious music playing]

[Abbey] Oh my God,
he's looking right at me.

Mom, good news.

The squirrel looked right at me.

Do you like to swim in the lake, Tyler?

Well, swimming in this lake
probably ain't a good idea.

We got alligators.
You can't really swim with them.

-You're one of my best friends.
-You are too, buddy.

[Cian] How do you feel about
Madison and Tyler getting engaged?

I feel so happy for them.
I'm so happy for them, Cian. Yes, Cian.

Because they're my friends, yeah.

Guess what? Madison said
I can come to the wedding!

Are you and Callie just friends,
or are you back to dating?

-We're just friends.
-[Tyler] Yeah.

I'm too busy
to think about getting married.

-Do you want to have a girlfriend?
-Uh no.

-Not at this time.
-[Tanner] Not at this time.

Do you have a disability?

-[Tyler] Yes.
-What's yours?

-Autism. Asperger's.
-[Tanner] So cool.

What are some things you had trouble with
when younger?

Well, I had trouble with writing,
tying my shoes.

Difficulty with the "happy birthday" song.

Yeah, but I've overcame the birthday song.

[cranes calling]

You see? Henry would always say
to himself, "I am the luckiest man."

I am the luckiest man.
I have the most beautiful girl.

Oh, I love that.

But eventually,
we do want marriage and kids.

-[Pari] Awesome.
-Yes.

-We might have a bunch of cats before.
-Meow!

In three days,
it's gonna be our one-year anniversary.

[singsong] Yes, it will be!

[Cian] Do you think there might be
an engagement for you two someday?

-Someday.
-Yes.

-I can see it in the future. It's coming.
-Yes.

Who's the one who asks first?

I don't know. Both…
Sometimes, it's both, to be honest.

-Who gets the ring?
-I don't know.

Um, hey, Dani, can I ask you a question?

Yes.

What are your tips on good kissing?

[Tina] We always tend to miss.

Our kissing's…
usually, this is her lips, say.

-[Pari] We're getting better at it.
-We're getting better at it, but…

Well, in order to kiss better,

all you would have to do
is just start very little,

and then you just, uh,
you just, um, use the tongue,

like, um, tip of the tongue,
and then you go for it.

-Here's how I demonstrate.
-Oh. Okay.

[sultry music playing]

Oh.

Oh wow, they really go for it.

[music fades]

[Christine] Well, the storm has passed!

I knew a rainbow would come.

It's a miracle.

[Abbey] Oh my God! It's beautiful!

[Tanner] It's beautiful!
Jennifer, isn't it beau-beau?

I like looking at rainbows!
I love rainbows!

-[David] Look! Over there!
-[Abbey] Oh my God!

-♪
Somewhere over the rainbow
♪
-I know that one.

[all] ♪
Way up high
♪

♪
There's a land that I've heard of
♪

♪
Once in a lullaby
♪

♪
Somewhere over the rainbow
♪

-♪
Bluebirds fly
♪
-[instrumental accompaniment fades in]

♪
Birds fly over the rainbow
♪

♪
Why, oh, why can't I?
♪

♪
If happy little bluebirds fly
♪

♪
Beyond the rainbow
♪

♪
Why, oh, why
♪

♪ Can't I?
♪

-[Abbey holds end note]
-[David joins in] ♪
I
♪

Isn't it beautiful, Abbey?

[Abbey] Of course it is.

-[seagulls calling]
-[pleasant music playing]

[guests chatting indistinctly]

-[James] This is very nice, isn't it?
-[Shelley] Yes, definitely.

Isn't this beautiful?

This is great. We can dine
while we're viewing the ocean, yes,

or view the ocean while we are dining.

-Yes.
-Look at that magnificent sunset, Shelley.

[sighs, groans]

-Oh. It's anchored…
-Does it turn?

It's anchored to the floor.

Oh, cool. Very nice. I love it.

This is so cool.
We need more tables like this.

-Look at that.
-It doesn't unscrew, does it?

I hope not.

Really need some water. I very badly
would like some water right now.

All life needs water. Water is necessary
for all life to survive.

-How are you doing today?
-Thank you.

[James] Great. Thank you so much.

Miss, wait a minute. I'm sorry,
may we please have some ice water?

-[server] You may. I'll be right back.
-Thank you so much. Yes.

Ooh, let's get a look, let's get a look.

We're right on the beach.
They must have seafood.

I might have the mussels.

[James] Mussels are, like…
Are they a type of shellfish?

-Mussels is…
-[James] Yeah, are they sort of scallops?

We can get chicken, steak anywhere.
How many restaurants have mussels?

[Shelley] Yeah.

[James] Yes, yes.

-[server] We have the mussels.
-[James] Ooh!

-[Shelley] Thank you very much.
-[James] Oh yes. Thank you so much.

Mm! Not bad at all.

Eating food I don't usually eat,
so that's not too bad.

-[Shelley] Mm-hmm.
-[James] No, no, not too bad.

These are good!

Small amount of meat
for that large shell. Heh-heh-heh! Mm.

No. No. Oops. [chuckles]

Hope you didn't think that was weird
that I wanted to hear the sound.

-[Shelley] No.
-[seagulls calling]

[Shelley] Wow, the seagulls are huge.

-Yeah, so there are pretty large seagulls.
-[server] How did we enjoy?

Oh, the mussels were delicious,
thank you. Yes, yes.

[pleasant music playing]

[James] Yes, thank you. This is
absolutely amazing and wonderful, Shelley.

I don't know
how this day could get better,

but I… I'm, I'm trying to hold back
tears of happiness right now.

And you're not upsetting me.

You don't think
that I'm weak because of that?

No, it's good to show your emotions.

Nothing wrong with me
on the verge of tears of happiness?

No, it shows that you're human.

Of course, it shows I have feelings,
I have a soul, but…

No, but this is great. I…

I hope this isn't too weird
or random to say,

but I… My grandmother
would have loved you, Shelley.

I so badly wish
you could have met my grandmother.

She, she, she… Yeah, no,
my grandma would have loved you very much.

She would've… she would've been
very fond of you. I'm certain of it.

-Thank you, James.
-Yeah, of course.

Yes, thank you, but…
And, Shelley, you are… are you…

You are in a very good,
positive, emotional state, so…

-I'm very happy. How could I not be?
-Oh, good.

-I am perfectly contented.
-[Shelley] Oh, look at the sun.

[James] Ah, beautiful.

We are together.

We're relaxing by the ocean side.
We have a beautiful sunset.

I… Uh, I am… I am contented.

I am perfectly at peace, Shelley.

-Oh, James…
-I'm sorry. [sighs]

[breathes deeply]

[sniffles] Nice to have you.

Mm. [chuckles, sighs]

I just need to take a moment
to catch my breath.

[breathes deeply]

You know… [sniffles]

Mm.

-I… I love you, Shelley.
-I love you too, James.

[James] Mm.

[romantic music playing]

[Shelley] Very romantic.

[James] Oh, definitely, unquestionably so.

Oh! Feel that beautiful ocean breeze,
Shelley. Isn't it so wonderful?

-[Shelley] It has been a wonderful day.
-[James] I know, it's…

Wow! Look at the sun.

See, because the sun
is no longer directly over us,

the… the blue… the blue light from the sun
cannot reach us.

Now the red and orange light
is reaching us

because of the longer wavelengths.

-Mm. Oh. Your hair smells very nice.
-[Shelley] Thank you very much.

Yes, that's right. The conditioner
must have really helped, obviously.

Yes. So I applied…

-Did you put in conditioner too?
-Yes. No, I did.

I put some conditioner in my hair.
Does my hair smell nice?

-[Shelley] Oh yes.
-Thank you, good. Isn't that great?

This has… this has…
this has been so… Mm. Mm.

-Mm.
-[Shelley giggles]

-I love you, James.
-I love you, Shelley.

I, I am definitely
looking forward to, to a lifetime

of, of wonderful memories together,
Shelley.

Yes, I hope that we can find
a house together soon.

Yes. No, oh, definitely,
I hope so as well.

Obviously, that's the next big step
in our journey together.

We'll obviously have to make sure

all the switches, outlets,
and light fixtures are up-to-date.

-Definitely.
-Mm.

No, this will be good, yeah.

They can use this
as the final shot or something,

us walking like this, you know?

-[Shelley] Where are we walking to?
-I don't know. Just…

We'll just give them some material to use
as the final shot. What do you think?

-[Shelley] Yes.
-Oh, I'm gonna get sand in my sandals.

-I'll… They'll wash off.
-They're sandals, James.

[James] I'll wash them. We can always wash
our feet back in the hotel room.

-[Shelley] Yeah.
-[James] Probably have to.

[birds and bugs humming]

[Dani] I'm really sorry for your breakup.

It… it's fine, Dani. I, um…

-We just weren't cut out for each other.
-[sighs]

Finding love is really not about
finding the right person.

It's about
being
the right person.

When you're focused on yourself
and your own life,

love will finally find its way.

This is how, um, Henry found me.

Speaking of which,

did it hurt when you and Adan broke up?

It did hurt me.

It's… it's a heartache, you see?

Yeah, no argument there.

Love and relationships
are supposed to build each other

and they grow one another.

Like symbiosis.

Mm-hmm, exactly like symbiosis.

I know love also involves intimacy.

Have you ever--

I sure did involve the intimacy
with Henry.

Wow. Are you, um, happy for it?

I'm really happy for Hen… I'm very happy
for both of us, Henry and I.

And I could definitely imagine
Henry being the luckiest man in the world.

But being the right person
is the number-one step.

You're right. Maybe I do need
a little time to myself is all.

Figure myself out

until that man staring back
into the mirror is… the real me.

Like the song goes,

"I've been to paradise,
but I haven't been to me."

[indistinct background chatter, laughter]

[poignant music playing]

[Brennan] Everybody,
can I have everyone's attention?

As the, uh, future father of the bride,

I'd like to give a toast
and say a few words.

When we first met Tyler in our kitchen…
oh man.

-[laughter]
-Yep.

And you laid that seemingly
never-ending kiss on Madison…

-Yep.
-[laughter]

It was okay
because we just knew at that point,

you guys had a special connection.

Yes.

And, uh, you're… We're blessed.

We feel very blessed
to have you in Madison's life

and just so happy that she was introduced
to her cowboy sweetheart.

Ah, same here.

[Brennan] Yeah, and, Madison, uh,

your mother and I,
all we ever wanted for you

was for you to be loved
and accepted and happy.

And, man, are you all three of those
in ways we'd never… we'd never imagined.

When Madison was a little girl, it was
hard to picture how far you would come,

how you would graduate from college,
how you would live independently,

how you'd start a business
with your brother,

and…and then get married.

I mean, you are a success story.

We're so proud of you,
and we love you so much.

And to everybody else that's here,

I'd like to just ask you
to please raise a glass

and wish these two a happy engagement

and, uh, a great life together.

And in honor of Mr. DJ Tywy,
can I get an, "Oh yeah, baby"?

-[all] Oh yeah, baby!
-[Tyler chuckles]

[Brennan] Cheers.

-[Tyler] Yeah! Woo-hoo!
-[Brennan] Cheers.

-Oh yeah! Oh yeah, baby!
-[Brennan] Cheers.

Tyler, do you wanna come up
and say a few words?

-Yes.
-[Brennan] All right.

[music fades]

[exhales sharply] What a moment.

You know,

when I first met Madison

and we had all that in common
and all of that,

I knew I had found the one in my heart.

And I gotta tell you,
this past year has been so amazing.

I'm glad to have her in Plant City,
living with…

-Well, living five minutes from me, but…
-[chuckling]

We've gone on a lot of dates.
We help each other.

We encourage each other. I'm so blessed
to have her in my life, and…

-[exhales emotionally]
-[tender music playing]

…I'm so thankful
that I'm gonna be marrying the one.

You wanna say anything, Madison?

-Yes.
-[Tyler sniffles]

[Madison] Yes. I wanna… First of all,

I wanna thank everyone
for being here, and…

[sniffles, breathes deeply]

-Sorry, I'm tearing up too. [sniffles]
-It's okay.

Even though Tyler has Asperger's
and I have classic autism,

it just means we're different,
and it's nothing to be frowned upon.

That's right.

[Madison] And I've just overcome
so much in this last year,

just from being in our relationship,

and thankfully this relationship
has taught me how to compromise.

Now Tyler and I watch crime shows
for Tyler.

He'll watch
The Bachelor
and
Say Yes to the Dress
for me,

but he still won't watch
the medical channel
yet
.

-Too graphic. Too graphic.
-[laughter]

Thanks again for coming,
and I love you so much.

-[Tyler] I love you too, Madison.
-[all] Aw.

-[Connor] Hear! Hear!
-[whooping]

[Tyler] I love you.

Okay, now I got a surprise.
And this one's for you, Madison.

This is a song I wrote.

All right, let's do it.

[upbeat country rhythm]

[Tyler] Yeah.

[cheering]

♪
Well, I called my Mama
Said, "I met this girl"
♪

♪
"She's really something
Really rocks my world"
♪

♪
Looks like God lined up my lucky star
♪

♪
She likes the Tampa Bay sand
Underneath her feet
♪

♪
She likes good country music
Just like me
♪

♪
Safe to say
This girl done stole my heart
♪

♪
She likes to ride in my Chevy
With the windows down
♪

♪
Catch a little movie
On the north side of town
♪

♪
A dinner at the diner and a Diet Coke
♪

♪
A night like that
How could I say no?
♪

♪
When she says
"Baby, what do you think?"
♪

♪
I say, "My love"
♪

♪
"Sounds pretty good to me"
♪

♪
"Sounds pretty good to me"
♪

-[cheering]
-Yes!

[guitar player] Thank you.

Thank you.

-[poignant music playing]
-[no vocal audio]

[imitating Jim Carrey] All righty, then!

[all laughing]

[no audible speech]

[music fades]