07x35 - Reunion (Part 1)

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♪ MTV ♪

[upbeat music plays]

[narrator]This season, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

has big trips.

Welcome to Miami!

Vegas!

[narrator]Big beefs...

Sue Joey!

Stop talking about me!

Stop talking about me!

[narrator]...and big ba*ls.

Oh, it's cold!

[narrator]Tonight, the shoremates are back.

[upbeat music plays]

[singsongy] Reunion time.

Don't know what's gonna happen.

You know what they say, "If you don't stir the pot,

the sauce will burn."

[narrator]But this reunion isn't a vacation.

I would choke her out.

-Yeah. -Oh!

-I would m*rder you. -Oh, my God!

-He's kind of annoying. -[Mike] Oh!

Really?

What qualities of hers remind you of the devil?

Oh, my God, I can-- I can definitely answer that.

I suggest you don't, Mike.

-Oh! -Oh!

[narrator] Family secrets get spilled.

You peed in someone's mashed potatoes.

-Wait, what? -Don't bring that up again.

She tells me everything. She didn't tell me this.

We were all blindsided, by the way.

I don't wanna say it, but I'm gonna say it.

-Michael, then don't say it. -Um...

-Oh, sh*t. -Shut the hell up.

[narrator]Forget peace.

It's her decision, and she lost me.

-Jesus Christ. -[Mike] Oh, wow.

Now, Angel, let's break down your issue with Joey.

He's a clout chaser and he just wanted to be on TV.

-Oh! -Oh!

[narrator]a*s is on the menu.

Oh, definitely clapping those cheeks.

Girl, you got a nice a*s.

Oh, my God.

[narrator] The reunion starts now.

[both roar]

-That's so creepy. -Yeah.

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Welcome meatballs, guidos, and chooches

to theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

I'm your host, Justina Valentine,

back to get the answers you've been thirsting for.

Let's get right to it and say hello

to ourJersey Shorefam.

We got Angelina.

-Hi. -Hey!

-Nicole. Hey, girl. -Whoo! It's my birthday!

-Hey! Happy birthday! -[applauding]

-Happy birthday! -Sammi.

-Hey. -Sammi, what's up Sammi?

-Jenni. -You better clap!

-Jenni! -I'll boo you.

-Mike. -BTS is in the building!

[Justina] Ah. And Vinny.

-Yeah! -[booing]

-Boo! Boo! Boo this man. -[Justina chuckles]

Now, Deena and Pauly couldn't be here today,

but no worries, we have Pauly's stand-in ready to go,

as always, and he comes with his very own Vinny shrine.

-[Vinny] Hey! -Nice!

-Whoo! -[clapping]

-Good job, Vinny. -That deserves a clap.

Yeah, it does. Isn't it cute?

And the little heart, the keto guido,

-so cute. -Wow.

Now, I feel like so much has happened

since the last time we hung out a few months ago.

Sam, big congratulations on your engagement!

-Thank you. -Yes!

Thank you.

[laughter, cheering]

[cheering, applause]

Where did you think you were going?

To dinner for my birthday.

-Ah. -So you didn't have a feeling

-that it was coming that night? -I had no idea

-that it was happening. -Aw.

Wow. Have you set a date?

No, nothing is planned or set yet.

-Gotcha. Are we invited? -Of course.

-Okay. -Oh, my God, I am there.

-I am there. -Don't wanna assume.

I'm so excited to see a Sammi wedding. I really am.

Oh, Jenni, are you gonna give a speech or...?

-Oh, God, no. -Not this time. Okay.

-[Mike] Speech! -Too soon, too soon.

-I just wanna be a guest. -Okay.

Now, Sam's engagement was one of many big moments this season.

Let's jump to the party that kicked things off.

Mike was fed up with Angelina's lack of support,

so he decided to give their friendship

the cold shoulder,

freezing her out of Mia Bella's birthday party.

You're out!

-Okay. -[laughter]

Everyone's there but me.

Maybe our invitation got lost in the mail.

No, it didn't get lost in the mail. What an as*h*le!

-Hi, Michael. -What's up, guys?

-Hey. -Hi, Mike.

-What's up, how are you, Satan? -Excuse me?

You cause everyone stress and you attack everyone.

-It's exhausting. -It's exhausting?

You did not post for my book.

-I just got your book last week. -Everyone congratulated me

on my sobriety. You did not.

-Alright, I'm leaving. -To argue with a fool

only proves that there are two and you're a fool.

-You're a f*cking fool. -Ang, how can I help you?

You can't help me when you keep coming at me like that!

I'm not trying to come at you.

I'm just telling you that your actions

over the past couple months hurt me. It was a list.

You don't think things that you've done to me hurt me?

We kind of fell apart the past couple months.

-So then call me! -Hey.

He said I was gonna do something

on his daughter's birthday.

I wouldn't have done anything.

Right, but we know

that you are going through a lot sometimes,

you go dark, you're blocking people.

There is a reason for it,

he's not doing this for his health.

I wanna work towards having a better friendship with you.

Things can be reestablished,

Angelina just has to be consistent,

and that's something that she's lacked

over the past couple years.

[Justina] Wow.

I would have never done anything at any part--

No, I-I am not-- In hindsight, I think you're right.

I don't think you would have done anything.

-I wouldn't. -Usually, you do show up

for your friends.

And for the most part, you behave.

I had every right to put up a boundary

and I was upset at the time.

Yeah, I thought that was a little harsh though,

but that's just me.

You know I was never gonna do anything at your--

Any-any children for anybody...

Anybody's birthdays, anybody's events.

I-I would never display any crazy sh*t at any event.

It was just more so that I felt that you besmirched me online.

Again, I was a little upset at the time, that's all.

Did anybody else think it was a little harsh

for Ang not to be invited?

[crickets chirping]

They're not gonna say anything.

[Vinny] No, Mike is pretty good

at, like, giving people consequences

to try to actually affect a positive change.

[Angelina] No, that's not gonna wake me up

from not inviting me to a birthday.

It just hurt me, that's really what it did, Mike, honestly.

Now, Mike, at the meatball party,

you called Angelina "Satan."

Now, what qualities of hers remind you of the devil?

Oh, my God, I can-- I can definitely answer that.

-I suggest you don't, Mike. -Hold on--

-Let me take out my notebook. -That's ridiculous.

-Um, no, I'm joking. -I really hope you're not.

Listen, at the time, that is how I felt.

So, for me, it was a combination of sarcasm,

-but also me being upset with-- -[chuckling]

Is that the French way of saying "sarcasm"?

-Sar-casm? -Sar-casm.

Yes, uh, it-it was me being a little sarcastic,

but also me being a little truthful as well.

I hope it's not truthful, Mike.

-You should take that out-- -I don't wanna get into...

all of, you know, the laundry list,

why I thought she was Satan at the time,

because we're past that now.

-Oh, good. -You know what I'm saying?

-You sure, Mike? -No, no, I don't think so.

No, we're at the reunion, you have to.

So no more blocking?

Is anyone blocked from each other?

-Mm-hmm. -No.

-Nice. -Um, we've been really trying

to make a conscious effort

to be there for each other, support each other.

And everyone's part of the group chat?

-Yes. Yes. -Okay.

-That's what family's about. -Yes.

Alright, let's keep it moving.

Meatballs are small and saucy,

so our meatballs decided to throw a party

celebrating everyone's favorite Italian dish.

And they took it into the big leagues

with a mouth-watering competition.

So we have an idea.

Me and Deena are gonna throw

a BYOB party.

-Bring Your Own Booze? -No.

Bring Your Own...

[both] ...ba*ls!

-[drumbeat] -No, meatballs!

-Bring your own meatballs. -Oh!

But it's not just a party.

We're gonna do an entire competition.

Challenge accepted.

-I like my ba*ls to be naked. -Same.

My ba*ls are vodka ba*ls.

Anything with vodka sauce is b*mb.

-[chuckles] It's... -Right?

See this?

Nice and soft.

I had no help.

Did your mom make your meatballs?

-No, I made them all on my own. -[chuckles]

Oh, it's cold!

Okay. Whoo!

That was hilarious.

We're gonna cook these for Mike.

Oh.

Why?

It's not poison.

-[all] Ugh! -Creativity, ten.

-I love it. -My meatball is gluten-free.

-Hell yeah. -I want it to be

-like my grandma's ba*ls. -Oh, yeah.

-So I can-- -Looks like a ziti ball.

Yes.

The winner for best meatball is...

Vinny!

Yeah, that's it. I think it's over.

I do have to come clean about something.

-I didn't make these meatballs. -I knew it.

Now we're gonna admit that Paola made the meatballs?

Yeah, 'cause I didn't f*cking notice.

-[Mike] Cheater. -I don't know.

It feels good to point out the cheater in the room.

-Yeah, for sure. -[laughter]

I may have cheated,

but there is silver lining.

They got to have

-Mama Paola's ba*ls. -Yes.

-That's why you won. -I was helping her, though.

I passed her, like, the milk

-and stuff. -Oh, God.

-Good job. -Wow.

-Great job. -But then, honestly,

how does a keto guido with his own cookbook

be incapable of making his own meatballs?

-Oh, wow. -Oh, sh*t.

I do make really good, um...

-Get your fist out of my face. -[laughter]

I do make really good keto meatballs actually.

Okay. How do you not know that you have to take

the peel off an onion before chopping it?

You know how to cut an onion, right?

Oh. You didn't see that.

It was one little mistake.

I just was rushing and the peel was on. sh**t me.

-[Justina] Mm, okay. -[laughter]

That makes me think that Paola made

your recipe cookbook.

-Yeah. -And not you.

Ooh, I hope she's getting some residuals.

Well, it's a-- it's an infusion.

I make them healthy.

[Justina] Something was awry.

Nicole, how does a meatball

not know how to make meatballs?

Can you help me? 'Cause I-I don't make meatballs.

I mean, I know how to make, like, a normal meatball,

but this was a competition.

So, she's a fricking cook. She's phenomenal.

So I'm like, "Boo, you really gotta help me out here."

'Cause I was trying to win.

-Yeah, no, for sure. -I wasn't cooking

-for my toddlers. -Yeah.

You cook? I cook as much as you.

I don't know. So you don't cook?

-Yeah. -[laughter]

I've never had you cooking.

Should we have a cook off?

-Back in the day. -You made-- I made you...

-Yeah. -...your keto chicken parm

almost every night in Miami.

What are you talking about?

-She cooked for you. -You would complain...

You did cook in Miami.

...that I didn't make it enough for you.

-Even back in ... -He's so rude.

...you would cook all the time.

-I don't remember. -He says none of us girls cook.

Who's the better cook, Jenni or Vinny?

-Jenni. -Jenni, by far.

-So true. -Yeah, yeah.

And I make a pretty good salad.

Alright, so we want someone to make a salad, toss a salad...

I got it, I can toss all the salad.

-He can definitely toss a salad. -Yeah, we know that.

That's a Tuesday night.

Angelina, you got to experience

what it was like to have ba*ls.

Oh, it's cold!

Okay. Whoo!

It's terrible. I feel bad for men.

Like, I wouldn't wanna be carrying that sh*t around.

But did it feel like what you expected?

Well, it felt good, 'cause it was cold.

Oh, wow, so you did a little more

-than what we saw on camera. -All right.

Ladies, what do you think

it would feel like to have ba*ls?

Nicole and I think about this all the time,

what it would feel-- what it would be like

if we had... [laughs]

Oh, yeah, like running and stuff.

-Yeah, it'd be hard. -Like how--

-Do you feel it, like... -Dangling?

-Swinging back and forth? -Moving.

-We would be the worst. -We would be the worst men.

Alright, just think about...

[sings] ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

You know, it's kind of like that.

-Oh, man. -It definitely gets hard.

-[music distorts] -[laughter]

-Your ba*ls go hard? -Are they big?

I like that one, Vin.

Um, Vin, do you have any thoughts on Angelina's,

uh, frozen ba*ls experiment?

I know she has, uh, some meat curtains down there,

-but now she has meatballs. -[overlapping]

-No, I don't! -So you do remember that night.

-She has meatballs. -No, he didn't see my vag*na.

Yeah, but I felt it.

-I don't have anyone's d*ck. -Yeah.

Ang, if producers hadn't called you out,

do you think, uh, you really would have served the ba*ls

-from your underwear? -No. That's gross.

-Yeah, you would've. -No, I wouldn't have.

Didn't you pee in someone's mashed potatoes?

-Shut up, Vin! -She definitely would have.

-No, I wouldn't have. -You peed in someone's

-mashed potatoes. -But that's--

-Tell us that story, Jenni. -No!

That sounds interesting.

-Don't bring that up again. -Oh.

We had some guy called up. He placed his order.

He asked for garlic mash,

but over the phone, I didn't hear the garlic.

So I put the regular mash in there, not knowing.

Comes back and he goes, "Excuse me."

He drops his bag. He's like,

"I asked you for f*cking garlic mash."

So now I went into the back,

walked to the bathroom.

Oh, my God!

Went into the stall, I went...

-[imitates peeing] -Ugh.

-No, you didn't! -[laughter]

That guy's gonna-- Yeah, he was a d*ck.

And I was wrong for saying, "Hello, Satan"?

-[laughs] -My mom called me, she's like,

-"Did you eat Angelina's ba*ls?" -She did?

-I am so dead. -I was like, "No, Ma, I didn't."

She's like, "Okay, I'm just checking."

-That is hilarious. -Wow. Angelina,

some could say you have the biggest ba*ls of the cast.

So we got you a little present

so you can fill those ba*ls...

-Oh, God. -...whenever you want.

Now, these aren't as cold,

but they are blue.

-That's so cute! -So you could--

You could get the--

I mean you could try them on if you want.

-This is cray-cray. -Just throw them on over.

-The bloomers on. -Hold this.

-I gotta hold. Hold on. -Do you need help?

Yeah, right.

Let's get your heels through.

-Don't step on your ba*ls. -Being a woman sucks.

-Don't squish them. -Oh, they're blue ba*ls.

-Hold on. -Must be hard for guys.

-Look at this. -Let's give it a spin.

-There you go. -Give it a spin.

Wow. Look at those things.

Get it, girl.

Wait, are they really this close together?

That's what her vag*na looks like.

-[laughter] -You guys are such a d*uche.

-Oh, wow. -I'll sit with the ba*ls.

Where do they go when you sit? You just sat on them.

-Ew. They're terrible. -Oh, my God.

Ang, we will let you sit and enjoy your ba*ls.

It's hard to cross your legs, right?

-Yeah, it's very hard. -You can't cross your legs.

When we come back, we talk Vegas

and have a surprise for Nicole.

-Oh, no. -Yes!

You might have some ba*ls

-coming your way. -[laughter]

Jenni was skipping on the way there.

Skipping?

I feel like I'm not cheating.

She doesn't skip to me.

I think we're fighting right now.

Would you really be prepared to eat Deena's a*s?

-When she walks, it jiggles. -Yeah.

-Oh, wow. -We eat different kinds of a*s.

I didn't want anyone to feel blindsided.

We were all blindsided, by the way.

She tells me everything. She didn't tell me this.

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Welcome back to theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

I'm Justina Valentine, back with your favorite roomies.

Pauly invited the crew to Vegas for the big game,

so the roomies were psyched to trade their Taylor Hams

for Taylor Swift.

Or so they thought.

Yo, I'm so hyped for the game!

Oh, my God, I can't wait to see frickin' uh, Travis Kelce.

Yo, what?

There seems to be a bit of confusion

going on over here.

I have a flag football game

that I'm participating in,

and you guys are coming to support me,

-is what I thought. -Is Jenni crying?

Now, Jenni, on a scale of one to ten,

how disappointed were you when you learned

you weren't going to the Taylor ball?

I'm still sad.

I'm still sad.

Yeah, you're definitely a Swiftie,

-huh? -I'm a huge Swiftie.

Me and Mike's wife Lauren are super Swifties.

You saw her twice this summer, right?

-I sure did. -That was good. I'm sure

-she's aJersey Shorefan. -Yeah.

-Send her a message. -Yes.

Please be my friend.

-No offense. -What the f*ck?

-[laughter] -Like, right in front of me.

Not cheating on Nicole right in front of her.

"Please be my friend."

Are you a Taylor Swift fan?

I mean, not like her.

I'm more of a Sabrina Carpenter girl.

-Ah. -Ooh.

Now would you throw down

if Jenni and Taylor became besties?

No, I would just be like, that's her decision

-and she lost me. -Oh!

-Oh! -And then you'd go to Sabrina!

-Yes! -Wow!

Oh, my God!

Sabrina's more my type anyway.

-Epic burn. -Yeah.

-Wow. -Wow.

-Those are-- -A big friend breakup.

Well, she's gonna be cheating right in front of me.

-Fighting words. -Wow.

-Awkward! -Well, the roommates ended up

trading in the bright lights of Vegas

for a simpler life underground.

What started off as bunker fun

turned into a food apocalypse

that had them plotting their escape

after hours, minutes, and second.

We're here!

Welcome to the Meatball Sleepover!

-What the-- -Underground bunker!

We're like flights underground right now.

How does this even exist?

Look at us!

Prepared for the apocalypse!

Look at this!

Spaghetti with meat sauce, freeze dried.

We have to eat, so we have one option.

And that one option is MREs.

[bell dinging]

Let's put our pot of water here.

And they're good until .

Listen, if we're starving to death, we're eating that.

I would eat anything if I'm starving.

-Would you eat me, Sam? -No, I wouldn't.

I would.

I would eat your a*s.

Oh, my God.

[stammers] Does that mean I'm fat?

Tonight we are serving stew, not soup,

chicken and fettuccine.

-Oh, this sh*t looks nasty. -Ugh.

-This looks good. -What the f*ck is this?

I need to get the f*ck out of here.

Is there any more wine over there?

No, we're out.

How the frick are we gonna last here?

We're not gonna last. There's no wine.

[tense music sting]

We're gonna die.

[insects chirping]

Nicole, what is more terrifying, encountering aliens

or living in that bunker without any wine?

-Oh, I would say no wine. -No wine, right?

-No wine in the bunker. -Yeah.

'Cause I do wanna meet aliens one day.

-Yeah. -I do love aliens.

And if you have the wine, you can offer them a toast.

Yeah, and then we can all get drunk together.

I would love to get drunk with aliens.

-An alien party. -Mm-hmm.

Alright. Now, Vinny, what food would you miss the most

if you were stuck in the bunker?

Um...

I mean, he loves eating a*s, so...

Yeah, I would.

Actually, speaking of that,

I was a little upset when we went down there.

I thought we were gonna practice repopulating the Earth.

-Ah. -Yes.

He was being such a creep.

Who did you wanna repopulate with?

-Ang? -Everyone.

-I mean, listen, you know. -Sick.

We only have each other down there.

-Yeah. -We're all you got.

Ang, what if you guys had to repopulate the Earth

and it was just on you two?

-I would-- -Wow.

-I guess I'd have to. -Yeah.

-He would do it, I feel. -I would do it for the plot.

-f*ck off! -You can't get pregnant

-from the mouth, though. -No, but--

-That is true. -We'd have to have actual sex.

Creampie. [grunts]

-Creampie? -Oh, my God.

Creampie in me?

That's the food I would miss the most.

Yeah, exactly.

Vin, which roommate would actually do the best

living in a b*mb shelter?

Probably Mike.

I feel like he's just fine and always present

-and in the moment. -Always happy and positive.

Like when he was in jail, he was just like,

-"Oh, this is nice." -[laughter]

He's got a positive outlook on life.

No, literally, I'm jealous of that, you know?

Do you have the end of the world bag

-just ready to go? -He has chickens.

I-I have chickens in the backyard.

We have nine chickens and we usually get about six,

-uh, to eight eggs per day. -Wow.

We're farm-to-table at Situation Farms.

We also have like, uh, emergency packs as well.

I got of them.

-What's in your pack? -Everything.

-Yeah. -Tents, uh, weapons,

-food for years. -Flashlights, batteries.

-Flashlights, I have it all. -Nice. So who would be the worst

-in the apocalypse situation? -Me. I'd be the worst.

'Cause you got to grab all your animals.

-I would do so bad. -But we're gonna need food.

-She just-- -No, you're not.

-You might-- Vin. -Oh, my God.

-She'll k*ll you first. -I would m*rder you.

-[laughter] -Now, Nicole,

would you really be prepared to eat Deena's a*s

if it meant surviving a real apocalypse?

-The nicest a*s. -She has a nice a*s.

-When she walks, it jiggles. -Yeah.

I was giving her a compliment.

She thought I was calling her fat.

-No! -Girl, you got a nice a*s.

-Yeah. Beautiful a*s. -I like your a*s.

Me and her, we eat different kinds of a*s.

You know I was coming to you next.

-Yeah. -That is sick.

Vin, which roommate would you eat first

if the food ran out?

Deena is kind of juicy.

-See? -You suck!

-She'd be delicious. -She'd be delicious.

-Big booty Judy. -[laughs]

There you have it.

Now, after they escaped from the bunker,

the meatballs needed a night out,

and we learned Dren isn't Nicole's only alter ego.

She's a Selena stan who showed us

-how to Bidi Bidi Bom Bom. -Oh, sh*t.

Selena's!

When I get drunk, all I wanna do

is listen to Selena.

♪ Bidi bidi... ♪

[yells]

[screams] Selena!

-[laughs] -I love it.

Nicole, what is it about Selena

that resonates so strongly with you?

I think 'cause deep down, I'm like Chilean,

so I'm supposed to...

talk Spanish. [laughs]

She's definitely a Mexican icon.

Exactly. I fell in love with her when I was little

-watching the movie. -Right.

So then like listening to all of her music growing up.

She just makes me happy.

Have you ever wondered what a Spanish-speaking Snooki

-would be like? -She'd be a nightmare.

She'd be Selena.

-She'd be Selena. -If Selena's on crack.

[speaks Spanish]

Well, the funny thing is,

I took Spanish twice in middle school

-and I failed twice. -Okay.

So it's like I'm not meant to speak Spanish.

But you have the partyaqui,

-so that's really all you need. -Yeah.

Now, in honor of you being Selena's number one fan,

-we wanted to show you... -Oh, she's here?

-She's here! -Let's bring her out!

-Stop. -I don't think they've got--

-Stop. She's here! -Oh, my God.

That was terrible.

We wanted to show you a littleamor

with a Selena super fan gift basket.

-Yo! -Let's bring it out.

-Oh, my God! -Yay!

-That's beautiful. -Stop, I love it.

There's a lot of good stuff in there.

What's this? It's like a leopard.

-Cute! -Oh, looks like you.

Ugh.

-Thank you. I love it. -So cute.

Up next, we find out if Angelina ever got around to suing Joey.

-Oh, wow. -And smashing Jason Tartick.

-Oh. -The truth when we return.

-Oh, damn! -Oh, damn.

Now, Ang, let's break down your issue with Joey.

A lot of people are fame wh*res.

-Oh! -Oh, my God.

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Welcome back to theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

Angelina's flirtation with Jason Tartick

had the roommates concerned.

When Nicole tried to throw a flag

to tell her about his past, things went haywire,

and Angelina went from calling for a timeout

to calling for a lawsuit.

Check it out.

I know Jason because he was onThe Bachelorette.

-Who that? -Jason Tartick.

Jason Tartick is in my DMs

and he thinks I'm very pretty.

Ang, that's your man, that's your man.

Okay, okay. Ah!

Oh, she's definitely f*cking him.

-No, I'm not! -It was cute if she was single.

-You were still in engagement. -Me?

Me and f*cking Vin are back and forth, bro.

-We're not always together. -Right.

Joey's really good friends with Caitlyn.

She talks a lot about him.

This guy Jason, he used to date Joey's friend.

Joey is my g*y bestie.

I just don't want her to get hurt by this guy

because I know some things that Joey said.

-It's annoying. -Joey to me is a rat, so...

Joey's not a rat, he's just exposing you.

-You're not a nice guy. -I can actually

sue him for that.

-Sue him, Angelina. -Okay.

-Sue him. -I could've--

-Sue Joey. -Yo.

-Sue Joey. -We're not doing this right now.

You literally threw Joey in the-- Sue him.

That doesn't mean I was really gonna sue him.

It's not even worth suing. When am I gonna get,

a nickel out of him?

-This is ridiculous. -Sue Joey.

No. You need to be f*cking accountable

for what you say.

[mouthing] Oh, my God.

[singsongy] Sue Joey.

-[laughter] -Okay. Now, first things first,

Ang, are you still in touch with Jason?

-No. -No. Okay.

Not like it's-- I don't have any problems with him.

-I just, we don't-- Yeah. -Yeah.

And you said Jason had slid in the DMs.

Like a long time ago, but we're like,

we were always just friends,

like, just like cool. Like I was never trying to--

I thought it was just funny how he just threw the ball.

-I'm like a flirt by nature. -Right.

And, like, Vin is a flirt as well,

so like we both knew that getting into the relationship.

Gotcha. So, Vin, if you were in the game

and threw a ball to a girl

the way Jason threw it to Angelina,

what would be your intentions behind it?

Oh, definitely clapping those cheeks.

-[Mike] Oh, damn. -Are you serious?

I don't think you'd go hand the ball to someone that...

you don't wanna do anything with.

It was definitely clapping cheeks.

Nicole, why did you feel it was so important

to let Ang know that there were red flags with Jason,

and what were the red flags?

Like, I heard he's a fame wh*re

and he just wanted to get on the show,

and I was just trying to...

-let her know. -Look out.

Like, maybe that's not...

That's not, you know, he doesn't have good intentions.

I mean, a lot of people are fame wh*res.

A lot of people are trying to f*cking get on the show.

-You don't know who to trust. -Enough about your boyfriend.

But you don't really know who to trust.

Okay, that didn't land.

-Too soon. -...honestly.

It's kind of crazy.

Well, during that night,

you both shouted about suing Joey

-over times. -Did we really?

-Stop. -Yes. And while it's a phrase

none of the roomies wanna hear again,

once Vinny started his chant,

it got my music brain going.

So I had my producers

-give it a little remix. -No way.

-Oh, hell yeah. -This is gonna be so good.

-Oh, my God. -Joey's not a rat,

he's just exposing you. You're not a nice guy.

I can actually sue him for that.

[remix playing]

...Joey. Do it, Angelina. Sue him.

♪ Sue Joey ♪

-Yo. -[remix continues]

-Sue him. -I said...

[overlapping]

-This is ridiculous. -Sue Joey, Angelina.

-Yo. -[remix continues]

Sue Joey!

I will let him know that you're suing him

-Shut up, as*h*le! -What'll she sue me for?

I don't know.

That's America. That's America.

Do it, Angelina. Do it.

Sue Joey! Sue him. Sue him.

-Sue him. -Sue Joey!

When am I gonna get, a nickel out of him?

-Oh! -Oh, my God!

-Poor Joey. -That was a hot little remix

though, right?

-Fire. -So good.

Maybe DJ Pauly D could spin it at a gig?

Yep. You should do a verse on it.

I could do a verse. Give Joey a verse.

-Bars! -Be hard. You got some bars?

-Right? -No, he's behind bars.

-What the f*ck? -He's not behind bars anymore.

I said "was." I said "was."

Now, Ang, let's break down your issue with Joey.

I don't really wanna break anything else down.

I think we're good. We had, you know, I just said stuff.

I was just angry. I was just hurt.

You know, whatever. It is what it is.

We're fine now.

Do you think you'll ever utter the words "Sue Joey" ever again?

No, that's off the table forever.

Nicole, talk to us about why you were so triggered

when Angelina threatened to sue Joey.

Well, I know Ang, when she gets pissed at people,

she does wanna sue people, um...

Yeah, but, Nicole, I never sued anybody.

Yeah, but when you said that,

it, like, really upset me 'cause Joey's my best friend.

Like, my ride or die.

I had a couple drinks, so I got really mad.

Um, so I did eventually apologize to Angelina

for freaking out the way I did.

-Mm-hmm. -But, um, I freaked out.

Well, you're reminding me almost of Point Pleasant

when you ended up on TMZ

for, like, screaming.

[screaming] So be it! Don't call me! I'm leaving!

Oh, that's probably the last time I got mad.

I quit and I was like, no TMZ tonight.

-Let's go in a calming room. -That was smart.

We're gonna go in a sensory room.

Yeah, I just needed a breather

to play with some sensory toys.

-Yeah. -I felt better.

It just, it wasn't a great conversation

-to have at the moment. -Right.

Um, that's why I'm so glad

Jenni did the dinner that she did

so we can, like, calmly talk about it.

I don't know, like, in the moment,

maybe I get mad, you get mad.

I look at you right now, and I'm not annoyed at you,

-you know, it's not like-- -Thank God.

I didn't know where your head was at.

I'm not like that as a friend.

I just think that we were just over it.

-Yeah. -Both of us.

She knows I don't like to...

-Yeah. -...keep that going.

And I don't wanna keep that going with her, so...

-That's good. -Oh, look at you two.

-Yeah. -Look at us.

-Aw. -Look at you.

-How sweet is that? -That's what she said.

Coming up, Nicole and Angelina

may have squashed the beef at Jenni's feast dinner,

but it reignited the tension between Sammi and Angelina,

turning the evening into a culinary catastrophe.

So the girl's peeing on your bed, and you're good?

-As long as it's clear. -I don't know, but I'm hungry.

Oh, how do you get hungry off that?

I don't wanna say it, but I'm gonna say it.

-Michael, then don't say it. -[gasps] Michael.

Let's just lay it all out there.

I don't wanna be around her.

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We're back with the roommates breaking down all the drama

from this season.

Jenni's feast may have squashed the beef

between Nicole and Angelina,

but not even a bowl

of what's the problema penne ala vodka

could keep the peace between Sammi and Angelina.

I am throwing a fancy feast of peace.

'Cause we all know food brings everyone closer together.

Is this just about me and Angelina arguing in Vegas

or is it like everybody's animosity?

We can't even have one fight in this house

without it being so dramatic.

The boys never fight with each other ever

and, like, it's always us girls fighting

and I feel like, why?

It's one common denominator here

that keeps causing issues with every single person.

This is my problem with you, is you like to play victim

and say that you're not at fault.

-I don't play victim. -You can never take

accountability for your actions.

-What did I do? -Stop talking about me!

Stop talking about me!

-I don't! -Hold on, can you just--

Did you just understand what I said?

Somebody's asking you to take ownership

-of your actions. -Don't act like I'm stupid.

I'm an A f*cking student.

Somebody just let Jenni speak.

I really do think all Sam is looking for is "I'm sorry."

I'm sorry, Sam, for talking bad about you.

Good job, Ang.

I don't wanna fight with you either.

I just want peace.

I'm sure this dinner worked

and there will be no issues moving forward.

[bell dings]

[Justina] Wow.

-Wow. -Jenni, in theory,

the peace dinner

was a good idea, but at what point

were you regretting that decision?

-Uh, the moment I made the menu. -Mmm.

-Yeah. -Ooh, I was just praying

nothing was gonna get thrown.

-Beautiful, nice, clean walls. -Yeah.

She took the knife away from me.

-I did. -What do you think,

I'm gonna chuck a knife at her face?

The first course was served,

-and then... -Right into it.

It was like, let's just lay it all out there.

And I don't think I was ready for it to happen that fast.

-Right. -I was waiting for, like,

-the slow burn. -Yeah.

I didn't want anyone to feel blindsided in a negative way.

-Mm? -So, yeah, when I saw Nicole,

like, I saw her walls go up, and I was like, "Oh, no."

She tells me everything. She didn't tell me this.

We were all blindsided, by the way.

Did she tell you she wants to be best friends with Taylor Swift,

or was that another blindside?

That was another-- well, I knew she was obsessed,

but to actually be best friends, that was another one.

I think we're fighting right now.

I don't wanna say anything,

but when we went to the concert

-in, um... -Michael, then don't say it.

-Don't say it. -Michael.

I don't wanna say it, but I'm gonna say it.

Jenni was skipping on the way there.

-Like, skipping. -Skipping?

You're a loser.

I could not see a Jenni skipping.

-She was skipping. -She's too gangster to skip.

She skipped me.

-Loser. -Oh, my God.

Wow. She only skips for Taylor.

-I can't believe you skipped. -Wow.

We might need another feast dinner.

-It was a good day, Sam. -I don't wanna be around her.

Sammi, you said Angelina is the common denominator

when it comes to some of the issues

the girls have had in the past. Can you elaborate?

At the time, there was just certain scenarios

and things that were happening,

and it was all coming down to,

okay, who keeps fighting with this person or this person,

and it all just came down to Angelina.

Everything was just coming and hitting ahead,

and we were both, like, had resentment towards each other

that needed to come out.

So I think that actually, all in all,

the truce dinner did work.

Because after that, I feel like

we kind of let things go and we became good.

-Nice. -Finally.

-Yeah. -Thank God.

Vin, why do you think the guys

never have to get to the point of having a peace dinner?

I don't know. We, like, roast each other all day long,

but it's not that deep.

How do you think a roast fest would go

with the ladies?

Oh, I would die to see that.

They would end up crying and scratching

and throwing wine bottles.

-It would be amazing. -Mm-hmm.

We're gonna stay clear from the roast sesh.

-Yeah, yeah. -Leave it to the guys.

We'll leave it to the guys.

Once peace prevailed, the roommates wasted no time

bringing back the raunch.

Angelina, you really know

how to make polite dinner conversation.

Who here is a squirter?

Oh, Mylanta!

[laughter]

Why do other girls squirt and some girls don't squirt?

Oh, my God.

Wanna know? I've had three of them.

[screams] Ah!

That means three different mattresses.Mamma mia.

That was insane.

I mean, I wanted to get to know him,

but not get toknowhim.

We really got to know him.

I still don't know if squirt is pee,

and I don't care either way.

-Yeah. -It's mostly pee.

That's what I heard.

-It's mostly pee. -Yes!

-So... -So you're happy about that?

So the girl's peeing on your bed?

I don't care. As long as it's clear.

-As long as it's clear. -It's not gonna be clear,

-it's gonna be yellow. -I don't know, but I'm hungry.

Oh, how do you get hungry off that?

Coming up, Sammi got vulnerable this season

as she shared her fertility journey

with the world.

She breaks down her experience next.

How hard was it to sneak around

and keep the secret of your IVF journey

-from the roommates? -I would pour a glass of wine

and then go in the bathroom and pour some out.

I feel bad now.

Wow, we actually just wanted to know

how many times you guys hooked up.

-f*ck. -Tell us your answer.

-Oh! -Oh!

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We're back with my Jersey fam.

This season, Sammi shared her deeply personal

and challenging journey

to parenthood through IVF,

while also navigating the chaos of family vacations

and secretly staying sober.

And we know when it comes to this crew, that ain't easy.

So much has been going on in my life.

Tonight, I could start my shots.

I've been going down that process of IVF

so I can get pregnant with Justin.

I don't wanna tell people

and then have, like, the heartbreak of,

"Hey, I can't get preg-- We can't get pregnant."

-We have six embryos. -That's great, isn't it?

That's a lot more than I thought. Yeah.

Some people don't even get six.

My doctor called to tell me I was pregnant.

But my levels weren't where they need to be.

And the embryo didn't take.

Then basically you end up with a miscarriage.

I don't wanna cry.

When I delivered the news to Justin,

he was like, "Okay."

He's like, "You know what, we're gonna do it again.

We'll take a break." He's so positive and uplifting.

So I'm so thankful for him.

-Why? -...for the past few months.

'Cause I've been going through, like, IVF.

-Really? Congratulations. -I didn't wanna tell you guys

until things happened.

I have, like, complications.

-I had a tumor. -Oh, okay.

Which, you know, I'm really putting it out there now,

but I'm getting older and it's kind of like

me and Justin, like, we obviously want a family.

[Jenni]I'm sure so many women

can relate to trying to conceive.

And I'm so proud of Sam.

I just feel like whatever's meant to be, will be.

Say prayers for us.

-Cheers! -Who knows what'll happen.

Cheers to you.

Sammi, you shared something so personal

that many women can relate to,

which is your experience with IVF.

How has the reaction from fans been?

Oh, I actually cannot believe how many people are suffering

or going through similar situations as me,

and it's kind of overwhelming in a good way.

It's helping me out. I'm learning some things

from other people's experiences.

And maybe my experience can help other people

dealing with the same thing as me.

Right. I think it's super dope that you opened up about that.

'Cause like you said, that's something that women

may not wanna discuss,

but in discussing it, you can help someone else.

I-I get DMs all the time. Like, people are like, "Wow,

it's really cool that you're going through something

that I'm also going through.

And because you put it out there,

it makes me wanna now look in that direction of doing IVF."

It's interesting, actually, like I was telling her

it's educational.

I heard of IVF, but I didn't know

what the process was like.

-Right. -We get a firsthand look

-at what it's like now. -Right.

Jenni, were you surprised that Sammi decided

to keep her journey private?

No, I think that

for your mental health of it all, like,

you have to put you first,

and watching it back and seeing your journey,

it's obviously extremely emotional.

You're vulnerable. I mean,

I could just tell you weren't ready.

You wanted it to be on your time

and we all respected that.

I mean, I feel like I would not say it

like she did it that quickly,

but it's personal and it's scary

and you just wanna be able to go through that

alone with your partner.

So I totally understand all of that.

How hard was it to sneak around

and keep the secret of your IVF journey

from the roommates?

Oh, my gosh, it was so hard.

They're partying, having a great time.

So I literally would pretend I would--

I would pour a glass of wine and then go in the bathroom

and pour some out and then come back out.

-Smart. -And I was, like,

playing tricks with them with drinking.

I feel bad now.

-Sorry, Sam. -No, I love the meatballs.

They're the best, but, like,

they can definitely peer pressure me into drinking.

-Right. [laughs] -So, um,

I was a little nervous for that.

But they weren't bad at all. They were great.

Justin seems like

he's a very amazing, supportive partner.

How's he been able to help you through this journey?

So we're going through this journey together.

Um, and he's been kind of my backbone.

He's very positive. He's very uplifting.

When I'm feeling down, he just is there to pick me up.

He's like, "We're gonna get through this."

So he's like, he's amazing.

[Justina] Love that.

-I know you got this, all day. -Thank you.

And I-I truly believe she's found her one.

And because they are so compatible,

they're just gonna be incredible parents.

-Thanks, Jenni. -Aw.

Sammi, where are you currently on this journey?

I'm still pushing through. It's been a long journey.

So, I like to tell people, if you're thinking about this

or considering doing IVF,

definitely look into it more early on than later.

Um, and I'm just still on this path, hoping and praying

to get pregnant one day.

Best of luck. Thank you for sharing.

-God bless. -Thank you.

Coming up, which Staten Island College alum

is really the smartest?

Angelina and Vinny face off in a battle of the mind

for the title of reunion scholar.

Bop, bop, bop. Did they tell you the answers already?

No, they didn't tell me.

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Welcome back to theJersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion.

Vinny, during your stand-up, we learned that you and Angelina

both attended the very prestigious

College of Staten Island.

I graduated

from the College of Staten Island.

-Yes! I went there too! -Yeah.

-Whoo! -Exactly. [chuckles]

Angelina, you bragged to Sammi that you were A f*cking student.

-Oh, f*ck. -So, of course,

we wanna know who is the ultimate

Staten Island scholar.

-Let's go. -So I'm gonna need you both

to take your places at the podiums.

Let's go!

Let's see what the College of Staten Island did for us.

I'm gonna ask you guys

a series of questions covering different subjects,

and whoever gets the most correct

-will be crowned the smartest. -I hope you don't mind

if I document this really quickly.

I would love for you to do that.

-Smile. -[camera shutter clicks]

So the first category is gonna be social studies.

Alright, Columbus sailed the ocean blue in .

What were the names of his three ships?

-Ooh. -Oh, I know this one.

Oh, look, they are focused.

-They know this one too, look. -Yeah.

-Okay. Got it? -We got it.

-We got it. -Got it?

-I can't even read that. -Ang flipped over.

Tell us your answer.

I can't speak well.

The Niña, the Pinta, the Santa Maria.

-Correct. And Vin. -Oh, okay.

-Yeah! -Okay.

Okay, Staten Island College.

-We got it! -[overlapping]

There's no challenge.

Alright, it's one-one.

Let's see if you guys can get this next one.

It's art history.

Who painted theMona Lisa?

-Ooh. -I think you guys

should both get this one.

Ang, let us know when you're ready.

Ang said Picasso. Good guess.

-Vin? -It's not?

Da Vinci.

-f*ck, I was wrong. -Yep.

-Damn it, I was-- -Vinny got it.

Leonardo da Vinci. We knew an Italian had to, uh,

-be the painter ofMona Lisa. -Damn it. Way off.

So it's two to one.

Next up, we have spelling.

I need you guys to spell "precedent,"

and you get a bonus point if you can use it correctly

-in a sentence. -Ooh. Precedent.

Ooh.

-I like that word. -President?

[Justina] Precedent.

-Precedent. -Who's the president?

-No. -Precedent, not president.

It's the same sh*t.

It's like the way you spell the president.

But I don't understand how you put...

Well, let's see what you got.

-Flip it over. -Okay.

-Ang has "president." -That's not precedent.

That's as in, you know, Biden or Barack or Trump,

so that's wrong.

Uh, Vin?

"Prescedant."

-Precedent. -And you are close.

-f*ck! sh*t. -It's P-R-E-C-E-D-E-N-T.

So neither of you got it, but...

Neither of you set the new precedent.

-...use it. -Jenni gets a bonus point!

-Jenni gets a point! -Two, Vinny.

And one, Angelina.

-I know the definition. -So let's move on to math.

-You guys ready? -Mmm.

So, the number of Mike's kids

plus the number of Nicole's kids...

Oh, wow.

...minus the number of Jenni's kids,

multiplied by the amount of times

you two hooked up.

Hooked up, like, had sex?

-Yeah. Yeah. -Okay.

Ang is doing a long equation over there.

Who wants to flip over first? Vin?

I think we're both-- Right.

-Oh. -Wow, they both have--

-Wow! -Wow!

-They did it! -We did it!

-Hooray! -Good job.

Wow. We actually just wanted to know

how many times you guys hooked up, but...

I know, imagine it was a secret one,

-we both had, like, six. -I know.

It seems there's confirmation in the number of hookups.

Alright, Ang, you need this one, okay?

-Mmm. -Next up is geography.

What states border New Jersey?

-What states, plural. -Ooh.

All the states that border New Jersey. Do you guys know?

[Mike] There's a lot.

There's a couple answers, right?

There's a few.

-I'm smart. -Three...

-Like big, like-- -Two...

-Like boroughs, right? Like-- -One, we're gonna need a flip.

f*ck.

-[Mike] PA, CT... -[Justina] So, Ang said...

-Staten Island's not a state. -...Pennsylvania.

-Oh, not a state. -New York,

Connecticut, and Staten Island.

-What the f*ck? -That's incorrect.

f*cking Staten Island.

And Vin has... Virginia?

-Pennsylvania. -Virginia?

Virginia?

-You're both wrong. -Something south.

-What's south? -Delaware.

-Delaware. -[overlapping]

-Yes, Delaware. -f*ck, I'm not from Jersey.

Forgot about Delaware.

Even though you don't know

what borders New Jersey, Vin,

-you are our official winner. -[bell dings]

-Good job. -So congratulations to Vin.

-Wow! -I got you both something.

Ang, this is for you.

It's the Staten Island Dumbass Award.

-I love that. -Hold it up with pride.

-That's cute. -And, Vin, for you,

I got you this custom chain.

-[Mike] Nice! -It says "Smarter Than Ang."

-Nice! -Love that.

-Yes. Okay. -[overlapping]

Vin, do you have any words for the people at home?

Um, I would just like to thank

the College of Staten Island for this.

-It was a great school. -Mm.

-And, um... -[laughter]

It had a hundred percent acceptance rate.

-[camera shutter clicks] -Did you graduate?

I did. Associate's.

I'm a bachelor's.

-Oh, oh, oh my gosh. -Associate's, so cool.

Well, that's all the time we have

for Part One ofReunion,

but there is still so much more

to talk about with the shoremates.

Is Vinny still getting in trouble

for a social media post?

Has Nicole decided to meet her biological mom?

Are Angelina and Vinny . done for good?

We find out next time on Part Two of theReunion.

I'm Justina Valentine.

Ciao!

Hold up that trophy with pride, Ang.

-I am. -Let's go!

[Vinny] Thank you. Thank you.

Real gold?

-Yeah, it's real gold. -Yeah.

Now, Vin, why would you risk posting a meme

that would upset her?

She's a clout chaser, it's all bullshit.

-Oh, sh*t. -Fighting words.

-I would choke her out. -Jesus Christ.

I'm, like, she's kinda annoying.

-And? -Oh!

We got a surprise guest joining us.

Oh, sh*t.

-Oh! -What the f*ck you doing here?

-Oh! -Oh, damn.

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