07x31 - Behind Closed Doors

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- I've had e-f*cking-nough! - Whoa!

all: Whoa!

- No more Mrs. Nice Girl.

Everybody thinks they can do a better job

than Deena on these vacations?

- Oh!

- Today, we're doing the f*cking scavenger hunt.

- OK. I want to go home. - And now I'm done!

all: Scavenger hunt!

- We're doing this right now? [all screaming]

- Ow! Angelina, ow!

We're not actually fighting you, wh*re!

- Here it is! - This is it?

Get the frig out of here.

- Wow! - Wow, that was your view?

- Wait, guys! Who is that?

- Is that b*tch's head coming off?

- Oh. - Ew!

- Hello. - Oh, hey, guys.

[dramatic music]

- Today, when she was, like, with us,

she was like the normal Angelina.

- I'm going to bed.

- When Angelina is not being Angelina,

we know something's up.

- I've done enough.

- Maybe she's being quiet around ..

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Baby, we gone ♪

♪ Private plane 'bout to take off ♪

♪ Baby, we gone ♪

- I'm tired.

- Just chill out.

- Angelina!

- What is going on over there?

- Maybe they're sleeping.

- Strange.

- But when she's with him,

I feel like she's super quiet

and almost like she's, like,

withholding herself or something, right?

- Alienating.

[dramatic music]

- We're just going through it right now.

I'm just frustrated with him.

So we're not seeing eye-to-eye,

and that's a big problem in our relationship.

Are we ready to start a family?

- Uh.

Uh.

♪ ♪

- Where were you?

- I went downstairs and got hairspray for you.

- Who the f*ck goes to the gym on vacation?

- Everybody.

- I'm trying to do as good as I can, my love.

I'm biting my tongue. - Just chill out.

- So I don't know how to navigate this at this point.

- They're coming. - Hi, guys.

- Hey. - Hi.

- How are youse doing? - You're good?

- I'm great. I'm good.

Can I sit here?

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- This is awkward.

- All right, guys.

So I am so happy that you stuck with the scavenger hunt.

I know it was a long day, but I hope you had a great time.

- Today was wonderful. - It was a cool day.

- I'm tired.

Like I said earlier, this was my last day on the trip.

- You're leaving? - You're leaving?

- No, I'm staying.

But somebody else can take over.

- We're not appreciative of Deena,

so she's letting others take the reins.

- And I'm really looking forward

to just be part of the ride.

- Aw, Dee, great job. - Cheers.

- Instead of being stressed out this entire trip

wanting it to be perfect,

now I'm gonna give the reins to the roomies.

And hopefully, the vacation will be as good as

my vacation would have been.

Good luck, Mike. You're gonna go first.

- See, we loved your jay.

- Yo, who wants pizza? - I do.

- Sure.

- Buffalo wings. Well done, well done.

- Buffalo wings, pizza, salad. - Pepperoni pizza, man.

Two of them.

- Yeah, just go in the back and ask the medic, honey.

- Medic!

- What happened?

- [chuckles]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Is Lauren OK? - I don't know.

It's just, like, it came out of nowhere today.

Something's definitely happening.

- Honey, what's happening?

The pain is just excruciating and in my abdomen.

And I don't know if it's related to my surgery

because I just had my third C-section in, like, four years.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

He thinks I just overdid it. I'm doing too much.

- Come on, let's go.

- You got space for this? - Food's here.

Is she all right, Mike?

- Ah, she's not feeling good, yeah.

We're about to get her home and get her relaxed.

But I wanted to grab something.

- You want to steal food and leave?

- Yeah. - Do your thing, man.

- The priorities are definitely in order.

I got to get my wifey home right now.

I'm out.

- You're gonna take the whole damn pie?

- I'm k*lling two birds with one stone.

Love you guys. I'll text you later.

- See ya. - Bye, love you.

- We getting back at the hotel

in the comfies with some pizza and some salad.

And the night is made.

Let's rest and reset for tomorrow.

Gonna get you some rest, honey.

- Actually, really loved being back in this house.

We had good memories here.

I'm glad I get to share them with you now.

- It's cool being here.

- [laughs]

- Shut the f*ck up.

- I'm just laughing.

- Sam is finally part of this.

- It was cool to be part of it.

- Which I love. - Thank you.

- But I do think to end the night,

we should really get the Sammi doll

and we should really drown her.

[tense notes]

[upbeat music]

- If you're not a guido,

then you can get the [...] out of my face.

- Me and Deena tried to k*ll the Sammi doll before

by tossing it in the pool.

- Stop!

- Girl! Relax, it's dead! It's dead!

- [shouts] - Ooh!

- Sammi!

[garbled electronic speech] - Oh, my God!

- I mean, the fact that now we have real Sammi here,

we can get rid of her doll.

Like, this doll really needs to die.

Sam, can you help us drown the Sammi doll?

- Let's do it. - Let's k*ll her.

- Ew, she's-- - Ew, she's f*cking gross.

- No, we're gonna k*ll her. - She's mucky.

[overlapping chatter]

- No, she's gross.

- That thing cost me grand.

- Let's swing her like this, like one...

all: One, two, three!

- Why?

Stop!

- f*ck you, b*tch. - Ew!

Die. - [laughs]

Everybody got--

- Guys, the end of the Sammi doll.

- Let's go. - All right, let's get out.

- [garbled] I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- Do you want to do a pic?

- Yeah, let's do one family picture with everyone.

[camera shutter clicks] - Love it.

- Oh, there's no Mike. - We have to Photoshop him in.

[bell rings]

- Get it! Get it!

- We got to go. - Let's go!

- Let's go. - We gotta go.

- All right, man. - Ay-yi-yi.

- Yo, my man. So do me a favor?

I'll give $ if you can grab that Sammi doll

in the pool for me. - Got you.

- [laughs] My man. Appreciate it.

Don't tell no one.

I need to save her life,

'cause I'm definitely gonna want it for later.

There is no getting rid of the Sammi doll.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Hey, wait for me, man.

Whoa.

That thing cost me grand.

[laughs]

- I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet--ever meet.

[garbled] The sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Are you the reason? ♪

♪ ♪

- All right. - Yay, we're home.

- Let's go deal with the kids.

- Come on, Mama. - The guy are--

- See youse later. Goodnight.

- Goodnight. - Bye.

- : a.m., we're going to the gym, then.

- Hell, yeah. - Oh, God!

- Oh, hell no.

[sighs] Be right back.

[suspenseful music]

I think time back at the old Shore house was--

I kind of separated myself a little bit.

The truth is, I've been just keeping

a lot bottled inside of me. It's a lot.

My relationship, whether Vin wants

me to say it's great and hunky-dory,

I'm not gonna lie to the world.

I'm gonna be real.

- It sucks to say this, but, like,

I am suffering in the love department.

I'm not trying to, like, disparage him.

Like, I'm not trying to say he's a bad guy.

But when I first met Vinny ., he said he wanted kids.

He said he wanted marriage.

You told me, like a lot of sh*t when I first met you.

- Hey! - Hey.

How'd you do? - It's really you.

You're here. - I know.

- My love. - I know.

Thank you for inviting me. - So excited.

I've made that to be like your side.

- Very nice. Thank you. - [sighs]

Two years later. Like, here I am, almost .

No kids. Everyone else has kids.

I almost feel like I'm, like, watching everyone else, like,

move on with their lives.

And I'm still sitting as everyone just passes me by.

His priorities is, like, more focused on the gym.

When I wake up, and there's no one in the bed with me,

it's--it's upsetting.

He will literally go at : in the morning.

He will not come home until :.

What the f*ck are you doing? Blowing yourself?

Like--he's been posting a lot of gym selfies.

Just saying.

And now you're verified on Instagram.

m*therf*cker, I was like,

how the f*ck do you have a verified check?

He's like, I just put in, like, the articles of us.

Like, I'm like--oh.

I'm just over it. I'm over everybody using me.

I think Vinny . would have dumped my a*s by now

if I wasn't Angelina from "Jersey Shore."

We're never having kids. He's not trying to marry me.

[tense orchestral music]

And now I'm, like, starting to figure it out.

I'm over it.

♪ ♪

I'm gonna eat.

He's gonna hate me for this.

Ugh!

♪ ♪

- Want to go back to the archives

and we can go down the list of problems we've been having?

We can't even have one good day together

because you're a beast.

- I want to respect their privacy...

but I'm not gonna. [laughter]

- Stupid.

- We are going to the Versace Mansion.

[all cheering]

- Mike got us Versace?

- Mike, where's the Versace label?

- Is that real? - This is No-sace.

- ♪ Life gets hard sometimes ♪

- ♪ It gets hard ♪

- ♪ And I feel like I'ma lose my mind ♪

- ♪ Lose my mind [kids screaming]

- I'm in hell.

Get off each other's beds. Back.

- [laughs]

[phone ringing]

What in the f*ck?

[phone ringing]

- Hand me that?

Just--

[phone ringing]

- Who's that? - Hello?

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hello?

- Hello?

- Hello, I have a message for you from The Situation.

Today, we will be living our best lives, Miami-style.

- What?

- Meet you all in the cast suite in .

BDS out. - All right.

- First things first, honey. How we feeling from yesterday?

- Oh, my God. I'm feeling a lot better now.

I think I just did too much of--

I don't know, but-- - Too much yesterday?

- I don't know what I did, but it was just my body just,

like, it decided it was done.

I think I just really needed rest.

And I just pushed myself to the limit.

- You know, at home, I'm just taking care of the kids

and just, like, recovering.

I just had major surgery.

Like, I need to just chill.

Today is The Situation's day to plan.

- Oh, I have a big day planned.

- What is happening?

[upbeat music]

- Hello?

both: Come in! - Hi, chooch.

- Yo. - Have a seat.

- It's gonna be another pizza tour, right?

- Yeah, I can't eat like that anymore.

I'm done.

- That was crazy. - I'm done.

- Why are we stopping?

- Another pizzeria?

- I'm pizza'd out. - We've already had like four--

- Me and Jenny's had like three pies today.

- I know. - [laughs]

- Maybe we should skip breakfast.

[laughter]

- Well, if you haven't noticed...

And it's very on-brand for The Situation to wear Versace.

So today is gonna be Versace day.

I mean, this is my attire.

This is-- this is what I wear all the time.

I'm like the Versace mascot.

all: Whoa! - We got Versace.

- Oh, wow!

- I was just trying to be a little subtle tonight.

I kind of wanted to make a statement.

- That, you did.

- Versace papi.

- Yo, I got a button down for you, fam.

You need one? - Nah.

- Nice robe, man. The Versace don.

- It is your attire. - Hold on a second.

Let me check what it says on the back.

- [laughs]

- If you're looking good, you're feeling good.

And there is no other way to participate in Versace day

if you're not wearing Versace.

- I have set up a big lunch at the Versace Mansion.

- Oh, my God.

- ♪ Yeah, huh, huh - ♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

- So I took the liberty of ordering

everybody Versace outfits.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my goodness.

Each shirt is pretty expensive. I think I have an idea.

Amazon.com. It looks pretty legit to me.

- So we got Faux-sace outfits.

- Oh, God. - For everybody.

Listen, there's other ways for you to look

and feel Versace without going Versace.

And that's Faux-sace.

- This is, like, gonna be the best day of the trip.

- It is. It's gonna be amazing.

- Great job.

- All right, baby, I'm just gonna drop

this off at Aunt Nicole's OK?

[upbeat music]

- [gasps] Can you get the door, babe?

- Hi, honey. I have your brush.

- Hey, girl. - Hey, girl.

Yesterday was fun. - Yeah.

- To me, Angelina was, like, uh,

really good yesterday until--

- No, she was, like, normal, and fun.

- Yeah. - She was Angelina.

- Yeah. - With us.

- Until, like, Vinny came and then moved away from everyone.

- They excluded themselves for a little bit.

I mean, maybe they're fighting.

They don't want anyone to be involved.

I mean, I don't know, but I feel

like sh*t's gonna pop off.

- Hope she's OK today. - I don't know.

I don't get it.

- Vin?

I f*cking knew it, man.

[sighs] Where's my phone?

f*cking getting this kid.

Getting up alone is a common, like,

occurrence in my life with Vin.

He's at the gym /.

Vin?

It's just the lack of communication.

It gets to you.

So how was last night?

Who'd you hang out with again? - Oh, yeah.

I met Lauren at the cast suite.

And then-- - Did she pry?

- No, she was good.

- How is everything with Ange? - It's good.

She's good. - Good?

Any moving towards, like, wedding planning type stuff?

- The wedding planning, we're always talking about it.

Primarily, though, a baby we want to have.

- Really? - Oh, yes.

- And I met Zack quick.

- What did he ask you?

- The same sh*t, how things are.

- What about you two?

Would you guys have kids in the future or what?

- We always had kids on our minds, but I'm in no rush.

- Are you gonna tell me nobody pried?

- No.

- She's the one for you, though.

- Um.

Yeah, but-- - That's good.

- Anything's possible in a relationship, you know?

I mean, basic questions.

Maybe they wanted me to elaborate,

but I also said we don't have to get married,

engaged, or have kids because someone

says tomorrow we got to. We're working--

- But I want that, though.

They all have that. And I don't, like, obviously.

Like, I don't know what you're doing.

- Yeah. I know.

Well, it's a bigger picture than just saying you want it,

so man, don't--don't--

you want to go into this stuff,

then we can go into that, too, Ange.

I think you should chill, pump the brakes, dude.

- So when I first met Vin, we spoke about having kids

and he was all gung-h* about it.

But lately, I really don't know what to f*cking think.

Why are you getting so mad?

- Because I don't know why you got to put it on me

like always. Like it's my fault.

- Well, you're the one with the d*ck.

- Don't--Angie, you really want to get into this, dude?

- I'm an old b*tch. You know that, right?

Clock is ticking for me.

I don't know why you're so mad, like--

- I'm sorry.

I got upset for you saying something stupid about me,

blaming me that I don't want to have kids with you.

I'm sorry for getting upset about any of that.

- OK, when are we getting married?

- I'm not talking about this stuff.

- Because you don't want to.

- I'm not talking about this right now.

- Because that's the truth. - I don't know.

Ange, why don't we sit down

and have a f*cking mature conversation?

- That's another thing.

Are we gonna stay engaged and never get married?

Engagement party. We never even had that.

- No. - We didn't, Vin.

I've been begging your mom to come over.

- How about we have a good f*cking day first?

Let's have a good day. Let's start.

- [sighs] Whatever, Vin man.

- It starts with me and you, Ange.

- Vin and I do have good days,

but sometimes, he's a [...] a*s[...].

The problem is he's going to the gym

and he doesn't tell me anything.

Like, throw me a text if you were leaving the room

and be like--it's just a little stupid [...],

but to me, it's a bigger thing.

It makes me feel like I'm not worthy of love.

That's not the way a relationship should work.

I'm sorry.

- You wanna go back to the archives

and we can go down the list of problems we've been having?

Is that what you wanna do? - Um.

- Is that what you want to do? - Sure.

- For a long time, I didn't stick up for myself with you

because you're a beast.

[tense music]

- Oh, wow!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are. You're a beast.

And you're acting like a beast right now

by keeping this going on instead of moving on.

- You call me a beast?

- If these walls could see all the f*cking words

you've called me, Ange.

Give me a f*cking break, dude. Give me a break.

Beast.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- No idea what's planned,

but I'm sure it's gonna be good.

- Driving around the city eating pizza good?

- God, I hope not.

We're the first ones.

Yesterday, I really put a lot of heart and soul into my day,

and I felt like I wasn't appreciated in the beginning.

Everybody thinks they can do a better job

than Deena on these vacations? - Oh!

- Every day from here, each one of you could pick a thing,

and then we do that.

So now I feel a lot less stressed.

I feel like a weight is lifted

and I'm gonna enjoy this vacation.

- Hello, guys. - Hi.

- So I'm really excited 'cause today is somebody else's day.

- I love your days. - Thanks.

- So if it's anything like yours, I'm gonna--

- That wasn't directed towards you two yesterday.

- What? - You love my days.

- You're a beast.

And I'd rather f*cking hide in that little f*cking corner

over there... - I'm a beast?

- And just wait for you to chill the f*ck out.

- Morning. - Good morning.

- What's the plans?

- You just called me a beast twice.

You just called me a beast!

- Let's cut it out.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- We can't even have one good day together.

- What?

- We can't even have one good day together.

- We haven't had one good day?

So like that, you wouldn't be here right now?

- So why are you with me then?

What am I? I'm a glorified sh*t pickup.

Yeah, but I'm using you, though.

I know I'm using you, too. I know.

- We know that things are rocky with Angelina and Vinny,

but we never really physically see the fighting.

- I've never heard . get angry.

I've never heard the f*cking guy say more than two words.

- You've gotten a lot of gifts from me.

- What did I get? Sympathy gifts?

[dramatic music]

- Yo.

There is a w*r going on

in Angelina and Vinny's room right now.

- They're what? - You're lying.

- I swear to God. - What's being said?

- I was listening, but I want to respect their privacy.

[music slows down and stops]

[quirky suspenseful note]

But I'm not gonna. [laughter]

- Stupid. - Girl, let me tell you!

[laughter] This is cuh-ray-zee!

- Why can't I be a cameraman during this sh*t?

- Yeah, let's go listen in the hallway.

I definitely want to make sure she's good.

But also, I want to eavesdrop.

Like, what are they fighting about?

Like, I'm being nosy.

Morning.

- This one reporter is nice, but--

- Hola, hola, hola. - Good to see you.

- Hi, good morning. - Good to see you guys.

- Pauly, Nikki.

I was just walking by--

you know who I'm sharing a wall with, right?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, they're screaming at each other.

- Are we sure?

Because, you know, that's how she talks.

- Stop it. Because you got two different personalities.

You're a nice person behind the scenes

and you want to be a d*ck to me.

For example, you want to start today.

I'm at the f*cking gym after we already wake up.

And the first thing you do

is call me up to f*cking yell at me

and tell me why did I leave the room.

- Why do you get so mad about bullshit?

- And then what did I do? I rush back to the room.

I got to sit there like a good little boy.

Here you go.

I'm gonna sit like a good little boy.

- Wait, are you guys going to listen?

- Yeah, I want to go see what's happening.

- Yo, it's really going down right now?

- Yeah, bro. - I just want to hear.

- Look. Look what I'm dealing with

every f*cking day, the same sh*t.

- Oh. It's all me, right? - Dealing with--

- Do you have it? Is it-- again?

- I didn't make a fight.

- [whispering] I'll show you.

It's all the way at the end.

- We're stuck in our hotel room waiting on them.

I might as well listen to them.

- Shh. - [whispers inaudibly]

- Girls. We're undercover.

You have to go over there.

- Like our moms, I love gossip, too.

- We do.

- Shh! We have to be quiet. Shh.

We're trying to surprise someone.

Shh, quiet.

- We like being nosy.

- If you could hear the drama-- - Yeah, you can hear the drama.

- Yeah.

- I love when our girls get together,

but they don't need to listen to Angelina and . fighting.

- Go, Little JWoww.

[laughter]

- We're gonna sneak back into the room.

Bye!

- [whispering] If they walk out, we'll say

we were coming to see where you guys were.

- Yeah.

- Go f*cking date a train wreck of a dude then.

I don't know what you want me to say.

- A train wreck? - Go date a train wreck.

It's like you want-- you want me to have problems.

- No, I kind of want you to just tell me about...

- It's bad that I grew up good. - Who you are, your life.

- It's bad that I bust some a*s and stayed out of trouble.

- How are you? How was your day?

- It's bad that I got a good job.

It's bad that I like taking care of myself.

- La, la, la.

I'm kind of at a loss of words here.

Literally, you called me a beast twice.

I'm just so tired of you.

[dramatic music]

Do have an--is it--again? - I didn't make a fight.

- I can't even comprehend fighting like this,

let alone on vacation together.

We're in Miami,

one of the most beautiful places in the country.

This is happening all the time.

- We're at a f*cking standstill.

- Move the f*ck on.

- Yesterday, he said everything's good.

Whatever anyone hears is bullshit.

- We're in a good place right now.

- You guys are full-time living together, right?

- Don't believe all the bullshit hype

that's out there in the world. You know what I mean?

- I sat with him yesterday, too.

Like, I asked about wedding planning.

Is it anything happening with that?

And he's like, no, we're kind of focusing on

having a baby now.

- He told me they're in no rush to have a baby.

- I'm really, though, a baby we want to have.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

So she's been taking a couple of different steps.

We always had kids on our mind, but I'm in no rush.

- Ooh, conflicting messages. - Ooh.

- What are we doing?

- You got all the steam out? Let's go.

- No, I didn't. - Shh! Shh!

[stifled laughter]

- Wait, what happened? - We didn't really hear much.

- Maybe this will be a good thing, you know?

Air it out.

- I don't want to say that...

but I'm gonna say...

I don't think that Angelina and .

have a relationship that's sustainable.

I think that at this particular point, the lies,

the resentment is starting to come to a head.

It was evinitable.

[buzzer]

- What?

- [laughs]

- It was--it was emmaitable. - Eminem--imenitable.

[laughter]

- ♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ I really want to know how to flow ♪

♪ How to get so fast that it feels like wow ♪

- All right, guys, I have a big day planned,

but I don't want to plan it until obviously

the whole group is here.

But I'm gonna try to checking in on her first.

[phone quacking] - All right. I know.

I'm just the bad one. I know.

- I'm not telling Mike anything.

Hey. - Today is a big day.

I'm waiting for you to come to cast suite

so I can make this big announcement.

- Ooh, OK.

What are you guys wearing?

- I mean, some people are still in pajamas.

- OK. - So it's casual.

- Cool. OK.

- I'll see you in a sec. - All right, bye.

- All right. Well, everything's fine.

- She seems great. [laughter]

- Her biggest concern right now is what's the wardrobe?

- Everything's peaches.

- Just act like nothing happened.

- I want to just feel what they're

gonna say to us because we're late to go in there.

I don't want anybody to know right now.

I want to feel this out.

- Oh, hi guys. - Hey.

- I'm like half-naked, guys, because I was,

like, in my pajamas.

Sorry. - Are you guys good?

- Yeah.

- OK, because we all heard you fighting outside.

- Huh?

k*ll me.

- I'm acting. I'm gonna become an actor.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah, we--

- I was reciting my monologue. - Good acting.

- Bullshit.

- Vinny, do you have blush on? [laughs]

- All right. [laughter]

That's good.

- You can see from a mile away that things are not peaches.

But I will not have these two ruin Versace day.

I definitely have a very special day planned.

It's an iconic destination in Miami.

- Ooh. - Ooh, I think I know.

- Guys, we are going to the Versace Mansion!

[all cheering] - I knew it, I knew it.

I knew it. - Cool.

- This is like your Mecca. - You did good, Mike.

You did good. - Mike's the Versace don.

All moments of Mike's life has been leading up to this.

- Now, they prefer Versace attire.

- Mike's the Versace don.

- I did take the liberty of providing outfits

for everyone in case you guys don't have Versace.

- Do we have to return the clothes?

- No. No, you guys can have the clothes.

- Bullshit. - OK?

- Bullshit. [chuckles]

- I clearly need an outfit for this.

I'm more of an Amazon girl.

So I hear Versace, I'm like, ooh, this is fancy.

- The outfits should be flying in shortly.

Let's get dressed for an amazing day.

- I'm looking forward to today. - Yeah.

We're gonna take some iconic photos.

- Cool. - You know what I'm saying?

- Sounds good, man. I'm excited.

- Oh, I'm excited for this.

- All right, I'm gonna need a minute to get ready.

- Obviously, we all know that Ange and .

are, like, not OK right now.

But maybe this could be like a good distraction.

We're all gonna be together,

so let's just enjoy this time in Miami.

- Pauly, look. - Ooh, Peanut.

What's up?

- Wait, what? Angelina, what happened?

- I don't know what's going on in there.

It might be nice to sit them both down

and find out what exactly is going on,

because we worry for them.

Weird. I guess she's going through it, huh?

I wonder what they fight over. She won't say.

- Ange and Vinny, like, what the frig?

- [sighs] Maybe they worked it out.

- Who knows?

- If you're constantly having the same fight

over and over and over,

how long do you have that fight for

before you say, all right, you know--

- I don't know.

- Let's just put it on the table.

They should not have kids. [laughing] OK?

- Let's have a nice rest of the day.

- Please, I--I can't any more.

Like, no more. I'm not doing it anymore.

It's not the best day to go to the Versace Mansion

for me per se.

But I'll go, and I'm going to make the best of it.

And that's it.

Like, what else am I supposed to do?

You know everyone's gonna ask now, right?

- Let's not--we dropped--you see, here you go harping again.

- I just want to be like, everything's good.

Moving on.

In the past, I would open up to him

like, bam, like, too quickly.

And it would just, like, bite me in the a*s.

So right now, I want to, like, take my time.

Oh, your breath.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Oh. - You drinking? Without me?

- Hi. - Oh, my God.

- Ooh, look at you. Damn. - Ready!

- Looking nice, brother. - You go, girl.

- All right. - Ooh.

- Oh!

- Hello, um, your delivery has arrived.

- OK, yes, can you bring it

right up to the st floor, please?

Ooh! Be prepared to be wowed.

- Nice. - Oh, my God.

- What? - Oh, my God.

- Bro, what the? - There's so much Versace.

- ♪ Party all the time, partners in crime ♪

♪ Put our hands up ♪

- Show us what you got, Mike. - Prepare to be amazed.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Party people disappear, say ♪

♪ On a G cruising to LA ♪

- Delivery's here. - Oh, sh*t.

- Holy moly. - Oh, prepare to be wowed!

- Oh, my God.

- Holy crap. Mike got us Versace?

No friggin' way.

- Are you serious? - OK, Mike.

- Oh, man. - My God.

I mean, totally rich. Thanks, Mike.

- What? - Oh, my gosh.

I am gagging over the fact that we get to all wear Versace,

taken care of by Mike.

Low-key, though, I hope the IRS doesn't find out,

but I am here for it.

There's so much Versace.

- All right, guys. - Wait, is that real?

- Is that real? - Is that real?

- That's faux. - That's Faux-sace.

- That's No-sace.

- That looks a little too yellow.

- Did you get this on Canal Street?

- Mike, it doesn't even matchyourshirt.

- Wait, you could see through them.

- What the hell is that?

- Well, these are Faux-sace. These are not Versace.

And I'm not putting that on me.

- Mike, where's the Versace label?

You guys, there's no Versace label.

This is embarrassing.

- It's kind of Faux-sace.

- Oh, Lord. - You got us Faux-sace?

- So it's fake. - Of course he did.

- Flake. - Listen, guys.

- Mike. - This is No-sace.

I'd rather take Deena's T-shirts over Faux-sace.

- We got the real Versace, right?

We don't got to put on Faux-sace, right?

- Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

- At least Deena's T-shirts are real. [laughs]

- I like this.

- Dee, this actually looks amazing.

- Ooh! That's cute! - Yeah.

- I have to give Mike an A-plus.

- We look good. - No, but he k*lled it.

Maybe Deener needs to flip out a little more. [laughs]

- Mm, I don't know about that.

- Sam, how am I looking? - Actually, love this.

You look--I feel like-- - I look good in it.

- You look nice right now.

[upbeat music]

- What is this?

- Listen, you look amazing in that.

- You look great, baby.

- I feel like an 's gangster.

- You look like an 's rug.

- I have to tell you I give you A-plus

because you know I love the whole matching thing.

- Yes. All right, guys. Everybody looks amazing.

We're going to the Versace Mansion. Let's go.

all: My family vacation!

Faux-sace!

- We're good to go? - Yeah.

- Let's go!

- Rich b*tches. - Do it.

- All right, guys, it's happening.

- Oh, I'm excited for this.

- ♪ We're doing what we like ♪

♪ We let our colors fly ♪

- That is it. - This is so us.

- This is it, yeah.

- Damn, you guys worried

they might not let you in with fake Versace?

- They can't even tell it's fake.

- [chuckling] Yeah, right.

- All right, all right, all right.

- We got a paparazzi. - Paparazzi?

No, there's not. In our fake Versace?

- Oh, my God. - God damn.

- It is bucket list moment to go to the Versace Mansion, OK?

- Lead the way, Mike. - All right, let's go.

It's our time to shine, guys.

This is a movie, man.

- ♪ I'm a jet set player ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm doing life right ♪

- Oh, this is so embarrassing. Hi.

I'm just putting myself in the middle.

[laughs] - This is the worst.

- Yep.

I'm glad we ain't in real Versace, too.

[laughter]

- This is the worst.

- ♪ We in the penthouse, Trump Tower ♪

♪ Private jets any hour ♪

- This is embarrassing.

I'm in the back of the group right now.

I'm like, hiding.

I'm like, I don't know them. I'm not with them.

Someone save me.

- Like, are they OK with us wearing fake stuff in there?

- We all look like idiots.

I hope we can get in.

- I feel like this is actually borderline ill*gal.

How are we going to go to the Versace Mansion in Faux-sace?

- Uh, Situation, party of .

- Of course, Mr. Sorrentino.

We have a private dining room ready for you.

Follow me this way. - Yes.

Guys, we're here. - All right!

- All right! - Let's go.

- Take it away. - It's happening.

- Mike, you're home. - Guys, look at this.

all: Ooh.

- Whoa! - Ooh.

This is gorgeous. - Wow!

- Wow, this is nice. - This is beautiful.

- I can get used to this.

- Ooh, are we royalty? - Ooh, beautiful.

- Ooh, this is nice.

- Guys, I took the opportunity

of ordering all of your favorites.

- This looks so good.

- This is Mike's heaven right now.

There's already food here prepared.

Everything is Versace'd out.

- Wow! This food is amazing.

- It is so good.

- Now I'm happy. Now I'm happy.

- This is the best day of my life.

- The chef is from the mother country, OK?

The mother country.

Guys, this is my dream right here,

to be in the Versace Mansion with all my besties.

- That's a weird dream.

- [laughs] - The Versace don.

- Some quality appetizers.

- Yeah, man. - Mike's k*lling it.

- Oh, it's such an amazing day.

Everything has been really good.

- Food is great. - The eggplant was really good.

- Hey Vinny, you barely touched your salad.

- What's the matter? - I don't know. I'm so hot.

It's weird.

As far as Vin and I,

everything's just crazy right now.

Coming into this trip, I wanted to see

if things have changed and, like,

maybe we can go through this vacation.

Like, not fighting with each other

and, like, you know, just show we are good.

People fight, but this is another beast.

- For a long time, I didn't stick up for myself

with you because you're a beast.

- Pun intended.

That really hurt me.

- Salute to Versace. - Hey.

- Salute to the Versace don! - Versace don!

- I don't even know how to go from here.

But I think I need to tell the roomies what's been going on.

[tense music]

- When I say to him, like, Why are you with me?

he's like, I don't know. - You knew.

Girl, you guys got to break up.

- We're in a f*cking standstill.

- Do you love him? In love?

- I do love him. - In love?

- Maybe not in love with him anymore.

- OK. Then...[snaps fingers]

Boom.

[singing in Spanish]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Mike, stand next to that wall.

Let's see if you blend in.

- Oh, my God. Mike's shirt--

- Mike disappeared. Guys.

- You guys can't-- - Guys.

- Where did Mike go? - Where did Mike go?

- Wait, wait. - Mike.

- He blends right in.

- Big Daddy Sitch is the photographer of the squad.

Let me get the ladies.

Smile.

Let me get the happy couple

in front of the burning wedding dress.

- Yes!

- Good job, Angelina!

all: Vinny! Vinny! Vinny!

- Hello, Vinny!

- I'm always the dad taking the photos.

But for this event, and I want everybody

to get the royal experience, the Versace experience.

- Right this way. - Follow me right there.

- Oh, wow, this is pretty.

- Oh, wow. He lived here?

- Everyone, we're gonna look this way.

- That's right, baby. I had to hire a photographer.

- Versace, I want everyone to say it.

all: Versace!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hands in the air, there's a shot of Grey Goose ♪

♪ Crowd going wild 'cause they see what we do ♪

- I'm putting that on my Facebook!

[all cheering]

- ♪ Hands in the air, there's another Grey Goose ♪

- Mike, do one of me.

Get like a good one, and I'm gonna fix this in post.

Everyone has a significant other.

I'm by myself, you know, at the Versace Mansion.

But you know what? f*ck it.

- Oh, my God. [overlapping chatter]

- I haven't seen that since, like, grade school.

- Like, why do you think of this sh*t?

- Someone push him in the pool.

- Ew, what? - Oh, f*ck!

Is he acting?

- Like, what is wrong with him? Are you OK?

- I mean, I don't care. Like, I look good.

- Ooh!

- Kiss her! - Kiss her!

[all cheering]

- It was like they weren't even brawling five hours ago.

- Oh, my God. - [laughs]

- Give me a break, Vin. Slow your roll.

- Hi, everyone.

Dinner is ready if you want to follow me back to the room.

- They ain't got to tell me twice.

- Food is ready!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- Oh. - Ooh!

- Whoa.

- The main courses are here, guys.

- I'm excited to try this. - Look at that.

- Oh, my God. What'd you order?

- Is that cheese? - That's a cheese meal.

- Oh, my God. - Ooh!

- Main course.

- The entrees are here.

And everything on this menu is amazing.

The pastas, the meats,

top tier over here at the Versace Mansion.

- All right, guys, I'd like to thank everyone for coming here.

It's an amazing moment that we're sharing

at the Versace Mansion together.

And there's more in store tonight.

- Yes! [cheers and chatter]

- Versace moments. [applause]

- Hey. Thank you, Mike.

- Very good. Very good.

- I have a quick surprise for the ladies.

I have the signature suite available to show you

if you want a quick tour. all: Ooh.

- The girls and I are going to go

see what it's like to be rich.

- So this was actually made for Versace's brother originally.

[upbeat music]

- Wow!

♪ ♪

This is like an ultimate king size bed.

- Wow. - This is one bed?

I need this in my house. - Nice in here.

- Cozy.

- This is the biggest bed I've ever seen in my life.

- I could live here.

- The bedroom is really, really fancy.

It's a huge bed.

I'm like, me, Chris, Cameron, CJ, Cali,

all five of us could fit in this bed comfortably.

- Who f*cked on this bed? - His brother.

- Oh, sick! - I love that sh*t.

- This place is crazy.

The bathroom, the bedroom, like, I want to see all this.

♪ ♪

- I wanna pee rich.

- This place is stunning with what goes on here.

The bathroom is massive.

It's just so cool to see.

- I want this bed. - Right?

- I'm going to back down, guys.

- I feel cozy in here. - Are we all leaving?

I want to stay.

- How are you feeling?

- We kind of all heard you down the--

- Oh, f*ck yeah. It was like hours.

It was hours long.

- I just want to make sure everything's

good with Angelina.

Just check on her, see if everything's OK,

because we clearly see everything's not OK.

Like, what is going on?

- He was trying to say that

he doesn't do anything wrong in the whole relationship.

- So it's all you? - It's all my fault.

- OK. That's unfortunate.

- And then he called me a beast.

- Like a maniac beast?

- Well, there's like a cute, funny beast, or like--

- I mean it's not really f*cking funny.

- No, like, what kind of beast?

- No, like a f*cking beast.

- And did that trigger you?

- I was like, that's kind of worse than, like, a toddler.

Like, the actions are not adding up.

- Oh, like what you say and what you do

are two different things?

- Yeah, like--

- Well, I definitely don't think with the amount of fights

that you guys are having and the toxicity,

children or marriage would benefit either of you.

- %.

I woke up one morning and went on Instagram.

I'm like, What in the f*ck?

I said, why did you get the verified check?

- So then he applied for it. - He applied for it. He--

- Did he tell you that he applied for it?

- No.

That's f*cking shady. That's a red flag.

Like, are you using me to, like, try and get famous?

It's not great.

- That was weird.

- Ange, I don't like that.

- Because you never want to believe

in your life that anyone's, like, using you.

- No.

[tense music]

- ♪ Dangerous, in control, I'm confident ♪

♪ I know that sometimes I intimidate ♪

- Oh, my goodness.

- I'll be right back. - OK.

- I need to breathe or something.

- This is the perfect opportunity

to have the conversation

mano y mano with ..

What's happening?

- Oh, yes. Come on in, come on in, come on in.

[laughter]

- Girls, go see the hostess right over there.

[laughter] Oh, sh*t. Oh, man.

So what the f*ck is happening, man, with y'all?

It's time to address the elephant in the room.

And that elephant is Angelina and .'s relationship

is starting to, uh, affect this vacation.

- Yeah, we just had a little disagreement.

- One minute, y'all are good for a couple days.

- I know, I know.

- And the next minute, it's like craziness.

- [snaps fingers] Like this, yeah.

- Yesterday, it was so fun during our scavenger hunt

to see, like, old Ange.

Like, being funny, saying the D-word a thousand times.

But then the moment Vin . met us at the house,

it felt like you went back to sequestering yourself.

- She's right.

I noticed it, because I was in here--

- But why? - I won't lie.

- And it's natural for us to be like,

yo, what the f*ck happened? What the f*ck's going on?

What is your side? What is--

- Man, she just said a slick comment about me

not wanting to have kids or-- - You don't want kids?

- I never said that. That's what I'm saying.

- [laughs] But do you want kids?

- Of course I do. Of course I do.

But I want to make our relationship good first.

I don't want to rush into nothing.

- He's trying to do the right thing.

That is very admirable.

And to be honest with you, I can't agree more.

- The strong personalities clash and she brings out

a strong personality in me.

- Like, are you not happy with him around?

Or you just feel like you have to act a certain way

when he's around? - No.

I said to him, I was like, I'm still with you because

I had faith that things were gonna change.

And it sucks that, like, it's not.

Like, we're in a standstill like I'm saying.

We're in a f*cking standstill.

At one point, I was like, forget about kids.

Like, we never had an engagement party.

Like, everyone else in life is moving on, and we're not.

- When someone doesn't want to agree with you, right?

Or--you know what I'm saying? - I know how it is.

- It's hard. - I've known Angie for--

- Yeah, you guys know her way longer than me.

- For years.

- You know how it is when you get into the heat

of the moment, you know? - You know, 'cause--

- And at the end of the day, that's my girl, right?

That's my woman. I love her to death.

- Yeah.

- I would do anything for her because I love her.

- It's got me thinking, man.

Should a relationship be so hard?

- It's like any other relationship.

Everyone deals with bullshit. - Very true.

- Maybe we got a little bit more bullshit,

but we're trying to work through it.

- Do you think he's here for the opportunity rather than--

- He got a verified check behind my back.

- You know, I hate that.

- That's a little f*cking weird.

- No, I hate that.

- Not great.

- I don't know, maybe I'll be able to talk to her.

- I even wonder to myself

how the hell did I even get in this predicament?

Because I've never been in something,

you know, like this before.

- What do you think his goal is in this relationship?

- I don't know.

- What's your goal in this relationship?

- Do you love him? In love?

- I do you love him. - In love?

- Maybe not in love with him anymore.

- OK, then...[snaps fingers] Boom.

- Welcome to Pauly DJ! - Look at me, man.

- It feels like you're flying. - [laughs]

- It's a little weird being on a boat with a bunch of couples.

- Vinny's single!

- I'm actually dating with intention.

You seem like one of my good friends' type.

So are you single by any chance?

- Oh, this is it.

- He said this is my job too now.

- No f*ck. - Loser!

- f*ck outta here. - You don't love her!

- Who the f*ck are you to tell me I don't love her?

- Stop!

- I put up with her /. - Oh!

Get the f*ck out, then.

- I just wanted to say my side of the story.

- God. - Awkward!