07x24 - What Happens In Vegas...

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Guys, we're going to Vegas!

[cheering]

Hold on.

Why the heck would I go to the club?

Like, I can't drink right now.

I'm on fertility medicine.

- Hi!

- Welcome to my home!

I need to find a home to house my roommates,

pretend that it's my home because I don't want them

in my actual home.

- At what point does a prank become too much?

- They don't suspect anything?

- Oh, they suspect.

This is a celebrity flag football game.

- Vinny, there's your friend right there.

- Jason Tartick?

I haven't seen him since I did his podcast.

And he thinks I'm very pretty.

[cheering]

- Joey, to me, is a rat. So--

- Joey is literally my big brother.

Why the f*ck are you talking sh*t about him?

Joey's not a rat. He's just exposing you.

You're not a nice friend.

- I can actually sue him for that.

- So sue him, Angelina. Sue Joey.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Try to catch up ♪

♪ Gotta be quicker than that ♪

- Come on!

Aw. [whistle blows]

- What an amazing game!

Team RG beat Team T-Mac

by on the last play of the game.

So long.

What a night it's been in Las Vegas.

- Good game! Good game!

- Well, I'm sorry she got to you like that.

- I don't like her talking sh*t about my friends, though.

- We're at Pauly's big game,

and Angelina and Nicole get into this huge fight.

- Sue Joey!

- This is ridiculous. - Sue Joey!

No, you need to be f*cking accountable for what you say.

- It's very rare for Nicole to get this angry so quickly.

- I'm done talking to her. - You're fine.

All Angelina needed to say was "Joey,"

and Nicole is full-tilt triggered.

That's Nicole's best friend.

I'll allow it.

It's her other best friend.

- ♪ Be best friends forever ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Be best friends forever ♪

- Well, at least it's not you tonight.

Now it's me.

As usual.

- Sue Joey.

- Oh, my God. - Shut the f*ck up.

- "Sue Joey" now has just become, like, the chant.

- Did you say "sue Joey"?

- I say we do a class action. - Sue Joey?

- Are you guys good?

- Good. Oh, wait.

Sam, have you met Nikki officially?

- Hello, Samantha!

- Pauly won in our eyes.

- I'm gonna step on popcorn.

- Oh, hi. - How are you?

- Everyone keeps telling me, she's such a sweetheart.

I'm like, you really are.

- Pauly says the exact same about you.

- Aw.

- Yeah, he talks about you nonstop.

Finally, I meet Nikki.

I've heard so much about her.

And she is such a doll.

And I'm like, oh, I just love love.

I'm like, I love you guys together.

- Thank you.

- I mean, this girl has to be somebody super special

to lock down DJ Pauly D.

- Pauly! - What's up, man?

Let's go.

Let's get it, man.

- Hi, my love.

- We lost, man.

Did you see how many people I tackled?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Did you see my other catch?

I catched like, how many times? - Yeah, I caught it.

- Overall, this game was amazing.

I caught everything that was thrown to me.

What a game.

- Yo.

Angelina got into a big-a*s fight with Snooki, man.

- No.

- On site, on site.

I don't know what happened. It was crazy.

- What's so crazy is that they were just turning up together

and having a blast at my show.

[cheering]

Now cut to this game,

they're actually blasting at each other.

Always something.

- Good job, Paul.

- Only have one thing left to do, Casa Di Amore.

- Oh, yeah. [cheering]

- My first time.

- This trip to Las Vegas is almost over.

It's only right that we go to Casa Di Amore.

It's, like, the best Italian food in Las Vegas.

So we love it.

- All right, let's go.

- I literally want to go home.

- ♪ Let me see those hands ♪

♪ Let me see those hands ♪

- Nikki's my ex.

- You wish.

Did you watch that? Don't watch it.

- What? - "Double Shot."

- She's my ex. - Oh, I saw clips of it.

- I like the Jamaican girl. - Yeah, yeah, me too.

We're fighting over the same woman.

- Vinny, you weren't even an option.

Chill.

I've been team Pauly D day one.

But they were like, you know you could date both?

I was like, yeah, I'm good.

- Oh, smart girl.

It's funny how things work out.

I think it's so unique, two people meet on a dating show,

and it ends up working out.

- Love can overcome anything.

I think I dapped him up.

- Yeah.

[lively Italian music]

- "Deener" for Deener.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Which door?

Oh, yeah. - Oh, God.

- Remember, they don't know. - Okay.

- They think that's my new house.

So that's our new house. - Oh.

- And they don't know that I went

to my other house every night.

The only way I'm gonna be able to pull off this prank

is with Nikki's help.

Remember that. - Okay.

Yeah, I can remember that.

- But remember, it's my new house.

- Okay.

- How are you?

- We've been going to Casa Di Amore in Vegas for years.

People say you can't get good Italian on the West Coast.

And to be honest with you, that's false.

These guys do it right.

- I sit at the end, and I just see

some scurrying happening in front of me

because Jenni was going to sit there.

So they switched.

What up, b*tch?

- I'm not trying to start anything,

but I just want to sit near her and be like,

are you gonna say anything?

Like, hello? Um, hello?

Where's the waiter? I need a drink.

Let's order drinks.

We deserve--

- I need a water, yeah.

I would love to order a drink,

especially after the drama with Angelina and Nicole.

But I'm dealing with the whole IVF process.

So I wish I could, but I can't.

- Pauly, when are you gonna tell us the truth?

- That's an Airbnb.

- Airbnb? I can't afford that.

You guys don't want to believe me, I got a new house.

Guess who came over?

Our neighbor. - Oh, this is another thing.

- Oh, Gilbert.

- Nikki knows Gilbert.

Like, this just might be their new house.

- All right, great.

So you're gonna come back to your new house tonight?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Why wouldn't she? - I live there.

- I'm so thankful that I have Nikki

to help me pull off this lie,

especially with the Gilbert stuff.

Prank w*r champion strikes again.

- Hello, everybody.

all: Hey!

- How are you?

- First time all together, yeah?

- Yes. - Yes!

- Annie is part of the show at this point.

She's a cast member.

- I got one more for "deener."

- For Deener? - For Deener?

- We have a friend named Deener.

Oh, my God, she's here.

- How you doing tonight?

How you doing tonight? Welcome back, guys.

- We brought Deener. - This is Deener.

- Hey. - Oh, my goodness.

Nice to see you again. - Good to see you.

- You're, like, our designated waitress every time.

- If we were coming to this restaurant

and Annie wasn't serving us, I wouldn't come.

- I think I'm gonna get the chicken piccata.

- He wasn't talking to you. - No, he was talking to me.

- No, he wasn't. - Nikki and Vinny are fighting.

That's why you can't have the main and the side piece

on the same dinner. - Yeah.

- Maybe that's why she stepped away from the show.

[laughs]

Proper date etiquette.

If you have your side piece and your main piece at the dinner,

do you have to pay for them both?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- You made your bed. Now sleep in it.

- Okay, we're gonna go with the bruschetta.

I also want to get the antipasto platter.

I'm gonna do the meatballs.

Let me get one order of fried calamari.

Order of the lollipop lamb chops.

How many big clams come in a--

- Four. - Four?

Oh, damn.

You're gonna have to give me three.

I think that's enough.

And then everybody can get their salads.

- Awesome. All right, thank you.

- Angelina, how is your boyfriend, Jason Tartick?

- [laughs]

- He was nice. He was nice.

- Everybody was cool.

Angelina, why are you so quiet?

- I lost my voice.

- That'll do it.

- I'm just waiting for sh*t to hit the fan.

[indistinct chatter]

- Such drama, man.

This girl pushed me to the edge

because I was just trying to be a girlfriend.

Like, hey, listen, I heard not great things about this guy.

Joey's good friends with the ex of Jason.

And then she just went off the handle,

talking sh*t about Joey.

Samantha...

But, like, I'm not scared of you.

You're not gonna make me feel inferior.

I'm not gonna let her make me feel like that.

I'm telling you right now, I'm f*cking done with Angelina.

She sucks!

- This b*tch is talking hella sh*t about me.

What's going on? - You are evil.

You are evil. - Okay.

- We have six embryos.

- Hey.

That's awesome.

- Angelina was like, I'm just gonna sue him.

I'm gonna sue Joey.

- What is she gonna sue me for?

- I don't know.

- That's America nowadays.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, yes. This looks great.

Cheers, babes.

- Good to see y'all. - Yes.

- I don't know if I ate the poison, but--

- You are such drama.

- f*ck out of here.

- Oh, my God.

- Okay. Okay.

You want to f*cking sue Joey, I'm far away from you.

- Oh, my God. - What's happening?

- I'm not getting into that.

- Wild.

- They're sitting across from each other, and it's just not--

- I had a terrible night. Not great.

- Yo, it is awkward right now.

The only thing left for us to do

and to try to change this mood is...

Yo, I didn't know that Angelinas was a pegger.

- Oh, my God.

- [laughs] See, it worked.

- What?

Remember when my ex told me to put a brush up his a*s?

- What? - You pegged him?

- It was like a meat cleaver, like f*cking--

- Oh, God. Oh, God.

- My grandmother's brush.

- You put a brush in his as*h*le?

- Yeah.

- Angelina, you're a pegger.

- Don't yell it.

- That guy behind you just turned white.

- He heard it?

- It's not every day you-- exactly.

- What size brush was that?

- It was a square one. It was a square one.

- I apologize if any of the conversation is a little bit--

- And it wasn't me this time.

- Holy sh*t. - This is embarrassing.

I'm embarrassed sitting here.

- Now I'm mortified.

Can we get the check?

- Angelina once pegged someone,

didn't wash the brush...

- Then the next morning, I woke up,

and my grandmother was brushing her hair with it.

- Oh, your poor grandmother! - Ew.

- What? You can't make this sh*t up.

You can't.

- She used her grandmother's brush.

- It was my grandmother's house.

- And you used a brush?

- She used her grandma's brush.

- It was years ago.

- Not the bristle side, not the bristle side.

- We're not talking about this anymore.

- Changing the subject, Nikki,

what made you choose the décor for my room?

- Well...

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Oh, we had this interior designer that--

we got to have a meeting because, you know.

- Yeah, she don't like it.

- It's new, you know? We're working on it.

- Why the blue blankets, Nikki?

- We love blue.

- Why the double beds in every room?

- We--we had short notice.

We had to get all of you accommodated.

- Where are the motorcycles and cars?

- We have a separate warehouse for that.

It's too many at this point.

- Nikki has an answer for f*cking everything.

- What is this, an interrogation?

- Nikki nailed it down to the last detail.

Nice job, Nikki.

- Oy vey.

- ♪ I see my reflection in your pupils ♪

♪ Eyeing me like I'm your savior, hallelujah ♪

- How are the desserts?

- The desserts were good.

- I'm full.

- Let's go, guys.

- Mm-hmm. - Bye, my love.

- Love you.

- I'm so happy Nikki came to dinner

and I was able to watch her and Pauly

as this amazing couple that they are.

Nikki, it was actually so nice to see you and be with you.

- She's not here. - Oh, she's not?

Where'd she go? - Nikki left.

- We didn't even say goodbye to her?

- Here's the hiccup. Why isn't Nikki

coming back to the house?

Because it ain't your house, b*tch?

- I didn't even say goodbye.

- Oh, my God, side door.

- It's a different door.

- Have a safe flight.

- You too. - I'll see you back in Jersey.

- Tomorrow, Deena, Jenni, and I are leaving early.

So we want to make sure we get to say goodbye to everybody.

- Bye, mommies.

- Bye, guys. - Love you guys.

- No.

- No, you're--Angelina-- - Just stop.

Stop it, stop it, stop it. - You had all f*cking dinner

to say something. - Love you. Good night.

- And now you're saying something. Eh.

I'm annoyed because there was no resolution,

and I feel like Angelina is gonna try and come for me now.

- f*ck off.

- Jenni?

- I have chicken Milanese breath.

- I hope we're good.

- I love you.

That story? Uncalled for.

- What'd he do? - He goes,

"My generation didn't have Chrisean and Blueface."

- Jenni, get off your high horse.

It's not that serious.

- Wait, wait, what? - Get off yours.

- I love you too. - I'm sorry.

- Sorry for the misunderstanding.

- He's saying sorry.

- Go ahead, keep going. - No, get out of here.

- This is the little brother that I know

and I love, the boy that means no harm.

Okay. - Love you.

- Love you. Get home safe.

- I'm happy to say sorry and move forward.

All right. - [indistinct]

What happened?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Make this look slept in.

Time to sneak out.

Today has been epic.

Now that everybody's asleep,

it's time to go back to my real house.

Get yourself a pickup truck.

You can sneak out of any house.

- It's your last night.

- If you're gonna talk to Ange, can you not do it in here?

And that's all I got.

I'm telling you right now, I'm f*cking done with Angelina.

I'm done.

She's shady.

She talks sh*t.

She sucks.

- This b*tch is talking hella sh*t about me.

- Not a great friend.

Not happy.

I do not approve.

- Wow.

What's going on?

- ♪ This don't ever stop, time is now ♪

♪ It's about to go down ♪

♪ I hope you hear me, uh-huh ♪

♪ I hope you hear me, uh-huh ♪

♪ I hope you hear me, uh-huh ♪

♪ I hope you hear me ♪

- What's going on?

You're talking like this to Deena?

- No, Angelina, no.

No.

- You had so much to say in confessional.

- No, you crossed the line, b*tch.

You're coming in here very aggressive.

- I don't like it. - Oh, would you like me

to go down on my knees and say...

- No. - Is everything okay?

What's going on? - The f*ck?

- Oh, my God. I'm exhausted.

Like, can you guys take this somewhere else, please?

- I'm trying to get in my pajamas,

and you came in here, what is going on?

- What's up with the Joey thing?

- No. - Calling me a bad friend.

- Angelina, get out of my room. - Just explain yourself.

- No, Angelina, get out of my f*cking room.

Get out of my room. Get out of my room!

Get out of my room!

- I'm b-- - Get out of my room!

Please get her out of my room!

Get out of my room.

Get out of my room! - I didn't say any--

- Get out of my room.

- All right, let's go.

- Get out of my room. Get the f*ck out.

- Ow. - That's what you get.

- The camera just, like, f*cking hit me in the face.

- You know what? God punished you.

Goodbye.

You're going to hell.

- I'm very hurt that Nicole does not want to talk to me.

I think this is ridiculous.

I think she should really hear my side of the story.

- How she came in here was very attacking.

- Okay.

- Was it not attacking?

- I think you just weren't ready for it.

- I'm exhausted. We had such a long day.

Do I want to fight with this girl forever?

No. Did you hurt my feelings?

Yes.

But don't talk sh*t about my best friends.

I was just trying to help you out as a girlfriend.

She's more than welcome to come in.

- Come on in.

- Okay.

So I want to make amends before you leave.

I don't want to fight with you.

- So you had this whole time when we were sitting together--

- Forget about the dinner, please.

- Why? - I did not want to speak

to you in front of everybody.

- I literally sat in front of you for a reason.

- Okay, so then you could have brought it up too.

Why are we doing, like, this back and forth thing?

Okay? Let's not do this.

- No offense, you are a wild person.

- Now Nicole and Angelina are fighting in my room, on my bed.

Like, I'm trying to go to sleep.

- You make people feel less than themselves.

- What are you saying right now?

- You're just-- no, you're just--

- I don't--I--

- You're not a good friend. - I'm a f*cking--

- You're not a good friend. - Well, that's so sad

that you think that about me because I know I am.

- Okay.

- That's a you problem, not a me problem.

- You just proved yourself right now.

Did everybody get that?

Did you get that? - I don't believe everything

Joey says, and I think Joey plays you.

- No.

- I think so.

- I'm just, like, really pissed off right now

because Angelina was, like,

talking sh*t about my best friend.

And then on top of that, if you have a little argument

or something goes wrong and it's not in her way,

it's a fight that lasts forever.

You are obsessed with Joey.

- All I wanted to do was go to sleep.

- I was trying to help you with that f*cking man.

- What man?

- ♪ Whoa, hot damn ♪

♪ When I look at you it's like, that's my man ♪

♪ That's my--whoa ♪

- The man that you were trying to get with today.

- Jason, nice a*s!

- ♪ That's my man ♪

- What does he have to do with any of this right now?

- That's the whole f*cking thing!

- He was engaged to Kaitlyn Bristowe.

- Joey's really good friends with Kaitlyn.

She spilled a lot of tea about him.

- I don't know why she does that.

- Okay.

- No, you're--you're just-- you're not a nice friend.

- I'm a mess here.

- You are terrifying to be friends with.

- Why? - Because--why?

- Just because somebody says something to Joey

doesn't mean it's % Holy Grail.

- I just need to go to bed.

- I don't think Joey tells you all the truth.

- Angelina, you're not going to make me quit this show

ever again.

A while ago, I let Angelina get under my skin,

and I just had to get away.

I'm quitting, I think.

- What? - I think this is it.

It was all unnecessary.

It made me miss my roommates.

It didn't have to happen.

You've made me quit the show before.

- Why would I ever want you to quit the show?

b*tch, you made yourself quit.

Nobody put a f*cking g*n to your head

and said, quit the show because of Angelina.

You did it yourself. f*ck off.

I don't trust everything Joey says to you.

- Do you see how she makes you feel like you're a d*ck?

- I just want to go to sleep.

- So here's where we're going from now on.

I don't want to be your friend.

I don't trust you. You are evil.

You are evil. - Okay.

Are you kidding me?

I don't care what you think, because I know I'm not.

Number one, I'm a good friend.

Number two, I'm a good friend.

Number three, I'm a f*cking good friend.

I'm a better friend than Joey is to you.

How about that?

- I don't think this is gonna get settled tonight.

- Okay.

- Okay.

At this point, I just want to go to bed.

I'm shaking, I'm so mad.

- Going forward, whatever I want to do

is whatever I want to do.

That's really it, like--

- Okay.

So it's whatever.

I'm not dragging this out.

We had an argument.

Let's frickin' move on.

But stop talking sh*t about Joey.

I'll see ya. - Let's not fight.

We're sisters.

That's it.

Good night.

Love you. - Good night.

- I give up.

Good night, guys.

I'm over it. I'm done.

I'm going to f*cking sleep.

End of the night.

- You all right?

- Like, I don't know how to deal with her.

As of this point, we're gonna be fine.

We're gonna be friends.

I don't trust her.

We all love each other, and we all respect each other.

She's not in that.

She has to make it like I'm an as*h*le.

I'm not an as*h*le.

I didn't do anything wrong to you.

- I know you're, like, a little bit,

oh, like, worked up.

We do have a flight.

You're gonna go see your babies.

So let's pack up.

- Let's just pack and go. - Go to bed.

You know, they squashed the beef,

but it kind of really wasn't that squashed.

Like, I feel like they still both had,

like, a little animosity.

What a f*cking day. - I mean...

- So who knows what's gonna happen after this?

Love you.

- Love you.

Oh, okay.

- Ow. [laughter]

- ♪ I know what's been on your mind ♪

♪ But you know how I'm thinking ♪

♪ ♪

- The life of a girl going through fertility treatments.

The vibe is definitely not a usual Vegas vibe

because of what I'm going through

with this whole IVF thing.

I'm in Vegas.

I should be having fun with my friends,

and instead, I'm worrying about going to bed early

and waking up early to take these shots.

[phone ringing]

[gasps] The doctor.

Oh, God. Okay.

Hello?

[soft hopeful music]

[gasps] Oh, wow.

That's a lot better than I thought.

My doctor says that we have some good news.

Okay.

You are able to get six embryos.

Such good news.

Thank you so much for calling me.

Six embryos right now is a big deal.

Oh, my God. Phew.

I have to call Justin and tell him.

I was nervous. I didn't think I would get any.

- Hello? - Hey, babe.

I have some good news to tell you.

The doctor called me. - Oh, yeah?

What'd he say? - You know, they, like,

tell you if you get any embryos or whatever.

- Yeah. - You know, we were nervous

because we didn't know what would happen,

but he called and said that we did get six embryos.

- Really? That's awesome.

- Yeah, it's like really awesome.

I'm happy.

- Nice. That's awesome, babe.

- Yeah, it's good news for both of us.

- I'm happy for us. - Yeah.

It feels so good to hear Justin

and how excited he is about this whole thing.

It just makes me become very hopeful.

So let's just pray everything else, like, works out.

- Yeah, it will.

- I want to take each small positive with this process

and just soak in it because having six embryos,

to me, in my journey, is a lot.

All right, babe. Well, I'm gonna get ready.

I'm gonna--I have a flight home today.

- All right, have a safe flight.

I love you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Did you see how many tackles I got?

- It was a good game.

- Did you see how many catches I got?

What was the deal with Angelina and Nicole?

I heard all that rumblings. - Oh, my gosh.

So I was, like, there.

And I'm obviously trying to watch you.

And then they're right in front of me.

And then they just start screaming.

And for a second, I didn't even, like,

understand what was happening.

But, like, Snooki started yelling at Angelina

to, like, shut up about, I think her best friend.

- That's Joey. He's like part of the family.

- Yeah, like, I heard Joey's name,

and then it just got crazy.

And I was, like, trying not to really--

- Gee, so much drama.

- Yeah.

- We go to Casa Di Amore, and Nicole,

it looked as if she was gonna-- it was gonna pop off.

- I know.

- She made it a point to sit across from her.

I was like, this is about to go down.

I'm like, I'm about to have roast for this.

I was so happy that I was on the other side

of the table last night.

I can't wait till this prank is over.

It's tough to pull this prank off.

- I know.

- This prank is lasting days and days

and days and days and days.

It's so much work.

I can't believe I got away with the fake house.

But it is getting harder and harder

to pull off these pranks because they're getting

more elaborate and more complicated.

The best pranks sometimes require a little bit of work.

I don't know how people have double lives

with, like, second families. That's too much work for me.

I need to get back. I need to kick everybody out.

Almost done. - All right.

I'm gonna get ready for the day.

- Give me a kiss, maine. - Oh.

- Bye, my love. - Love ya.

- ♪ When you go downstairs ♪

♪ Let you fall down, should've looked both ways ♪

♪ Said a mistake, but it makes you sick ♪

- Mike--I never noticed it--

snores like a f*cking train.

I didn't get any sleep last night

because f*cking Mike's room must have been next to me.

Did you ever hear him?

- No. - [imitates snore]

[imitating snoring]

- [snoring]

- Snoring out his as*h*le.

- We should go home now.

Let's go check on the meatballs.

I heard screaming last night in my room.

- What happened? - Nicole and Ange.

What happened?

- I was packing.

She came into my room like a wildebeest.

- All I wanted to do was sleep.

- I don't like to get in drama.

I don't like to fight with people.

But, like, I literally heard her talking sh*t about Joey.

- Joey, to me, is a rat, so...

- When I snap, I snap.

She had to take me to the sensory room.

- Yeah.

[gentle sitar music]

♪ ♪

- You guys have to catch a flight, right?

- Yeah. - We do.

We have to go. - I got to go to bed.

- Goodbye, Vegas.

- Oh, you scared me. - You scared me.

- Let me know how-- how much she talks about me.

- I will.

It was, like, a great Vegas vacation.

all: Yeah. - Except the ending.

All right, love you. - Love you.

Hit it, girl. - Peace out.

- Did we win? - Let's see.

- No, we didn't f*cking win.

[machine chimes]

all: No. - We lost.

- Get me out of here.

- Oh, my God.

- Let's put the pedal to the metal.

- I don't think that was Pauly's house.

- ♪ And I won't believe ♪

♪ And she makes it look easy ♪

♪ She's the worst ♪

- Good morning. Ugh.

I've had such a bad night.

I just wanted to reach out to you.

- Okay, tell me all about it.

- Tasha is my new psychic friend.

I sh**t the sh*t with her. I think she's awesome.

And nowadays, I'm trying to learn

how to be more comfortable with myself.

And she has really helped me in a lot of trying moments.

I was telling you a little bit on text message last night

about what happened between Jason and I.

You know, he threw me the ball, and Nicole got very weirded--

like, I don't know, supposedly,

she was just trying to be a friend.

But she's saying that her best friend, Joey,

knows his ex and literally says nothing but bad--

the ex says nothing but bad things about Jason.

- Everybody has a bad side and a good side.

So what do you-- what do you want to know?

- About Jason. Is he a bad guy?

- No, he's not a bad guy,

but he's playing the field right now.

- I think Jason's a nice guy.

I think he's smart.

- Jason likes flirting with you.

- Right now, I think he's a good friend to have

because I need a little bit of a break from the problems

that were going on between Vin and I.

The minute he threw that ball to me,

they were like, oh, do you want to f*ck him?

It's not about that.

- I heard screaming last night.

- Oh, yeah? - Did you?

- No. - Did you?

- Yeah, because I think Nicole was in the confessional

and talking, like, crazy.

And Angelina heard it. - Oh, really?

- Yeah. - And then they got at it?

- I don't know. - Oh.

Did they just squash it or--

- I don't think so. - Oh, wow.

It's gonna be an interesting next trip then.

- How did that f*cking-- this whole thing turn

into a little bit of a sh*t bag?

- I don't think they're being protective.

It's like a sister vibe a little bit.

- I don't trust this frickin' crazy b*tch.

- I don't either.

- Are you engaged still?

- I go back and forth, like I told you, with me and Vin.

Like, one day, we're good. One day--one day, we're bad.

But lately it's been pretty bad.

- We don't want to be late for the--for the airport.

So we're gonna have to leave soon.

- I know. I'm ready.

I'm ready to go.

- I feel bad because . is so nice.

But, like, what are you f*cking doing?

You think he's gonna come on this next trip after all this?

- Probably, because now she feels exiled again

because she did it to herself.

- At this point, you just got to laugh at it.

- I see things the way you do.

Like, you're a psychic. I'm also a psychic.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, my a*s.

It's gonna go to the next f*cking vacation

and the next one.

I'm not stupid.

I'm too smart for the average bear.

Trust me. You'll see.

I'm actually million steps ahead of these f*cking b*tches.

- Ange, we're gonna be late!

Ange!

We're leaving!

[phone chimes]

She's not gonna leave the--

she's not gonna leave her room. - We're leaving her, then.

- She's not gonna leave now.

- I hate to be mean, but I'm not missing my flight.

- Angeliners texts me.

I mean, you just can't make this sh*t up.

The girl's not coming out of the door.

- Why is there always a problem with everybody?

Everybody.

Why do you have a problem with me, with you?

- She just unblocked me yesterday.

- You have a problem with Vinny . right now.

Don't play victim when you also played a role.

Everybody's getting fed up with the one common denominator.

[dramatic pop music]

And that's all I'm gonna say.

- She has a role in every argument and every fight

that there is, and maybe she's not looking at that angle.

Angelina has been a part of every fight

over the past couple years.

She has got into a major fight with JWOWW.

- Put that f*cking finger in my f*cking face.

Put that f*cking finger in my f*cking face again.

- And then there was Speechgate with the girls.

- I didn't like that.

I'm gonna f*cking curse them all out.

- No, after what that just happened,

that was f*cking nuts.

- There also was the fight with Nikki and Pauly.

- Yo-- - What are you doing?

[all screaming]

Warning, warning. - No, no, no.

all: Oh!

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- There was many, many, many, many, many fights with me.

Do you see how messy this is?

- It's not messy on my behalf.

- You got to be f*cking kidding me.

You make your own decisions.

- So because I'm an authentic person--

- Because you're a trout--

- Did you f*cking not pay your taxes, yes or no?

- Whoa.

- Now there's many fights with Sam.

- This is the second time I've heard you

throw my name around like that, and it's pissing me off.

Why are you coming for me?

- I would never come for you.

- Don't treat me bad because you're going through sh*t.

- But you should be nice and understand that.

- I have been nice!

- And now there's fights with Snooki.

- I don't want to be your friend.

I don't trust you.

You are evil. You are evil.

- I don't care what you think because I know I'm not.

- I love a good montage.

She's locking herself in, and we have to go to the airport.

- I think Angelina likes it here.

- Maybe she can move in.

I mean, this house is pretty big.

Pauly might have just gotten a new roommate.

- Why does this have to be a big thing?

- She probably doesn't want to go home, either, man.

She got issues with her fiancé--

or, I mean, I don't even know if he's her fiancé anymore,

but she got issues with him too.

- Angelina won't leave.

I want to go back to my real house.

We're gonna have to physically

drag her out of here at this point.

- Ange, we're gonna be late.

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- All right, let's go.

- She's got her hater blockers on,

and she's ready to go to the airport, thank God.

So we're not gonna be late for our flight.

- All right, let's go.

- Oh, my God, I think I pulled something.

- Let's go.

- sh*t.

- Wait, yo, guys, I have a question.

Pauly, why are you leaving?

You live here. - Yeah.

- Why do you have a suitcase? - Oh, yeah.

- Wait a second. - Oh, yeah.

- This is not his house.

Bye, Pauly. Thanks for everything.

- Busted! I just got busted.

Yeah, of course. Be careful, guys.

Safe flight. Text me when you land.

Maybe the Vinny shrine was a little bit too much.

Whew.

I did it!

Las Vegas, I love ya,

and I'm not going anywhere because I live here.

Time to go home now, my real home.

Somebody needs to clean this house.

- Where's Angelina?

Is Angelina here?

- I'm here.

- Okay, I didn't know.

I'll be honest with you, things are heated right now,

and we're leaving not on a positive note.

But what else is new?

All right, that's a wrap.

- I just got to let Joey know everything that happened

in Vegas, what Angelina said.

Angelina started talking about you.

- Why? - She was just, like,

talking all this sh*t, and then she was like,

I'm just gonna sue him.

I'm gonna sue Joey.

- ♪ You know I'm a fighter ♪

♪ My vibes takes you higher ♪

- That's a wrap.

- ♪ Them good times, good times ♪

♪ Boss vibes, boss vibes ♪

♪ We go all night, all night ♪

♪ We gonna let loose [music winds down]

Well, it's an awkward vibe in this car ride to the airport.

- I gotta listen to this.

[video playing]

- This is not ratchet.

- Okay, I gotta listen to it.

I gotta listen to this now.

- Mike actually is a big fan of my podcast.

He showed me his phone. He's like,

you've earned a fan badge.

- Is this yours, Vin, or-- - Yeah, yeah, mine.

That was, like, a funny misunderstanding this week

with the whole podcast debacle.

- You would let any f*cking Canadian girl

suck your d*ck any night of the week.

- Not any Canadian--

[laughing] I mean, any Canadian girls--

That's a comedy podcast, right? Like--

- There's nothing comedy about that.

- Everything that the girls were upset about

was not my podcast.

I was a guest on someone else's show.

- Here we go again.

If you want out of the hole,

you gotta put down the shovel, b*tch.

- So I was on that show coming off like a d*ck.

But it wasn't my show, you know what I'm saying?

That's not what my-- my podcast is about.

Sam, do you understand?

- Oh, you're talking to me?

- Well-- - What was that?

Are you trying to cover for yourself right now?

- No, I'm just telling you a fact.

That wasn't my podcast.

I was-- - I know, it was hers.

- But that's just the funniest thing.

Like, the whole thing was like, your podcast, your podcast.

I'm like, no, I was just a guest on--

- Just--just, like, watch what you say

because that'll forever be out there, you know?

- Of course, of course.

On my show, we edit it.

It's ratchet. We talk crazy, but--

- I'll listen to it.

- That was on her sh*t, you know what I mean?

Sammi has never listened to my podcast.

And also, that was one second of a hour long thing.

No problem, I'm just gonna give you

the context just so you know.

- We're your friends, so we don't want people

to think badly of you. - No, I know.

- Zeitgeist?

Are those the type of words you use

when you have your own podcast?

I don't know what the f*ck that means.

- I'm not gonna be out here saying like,

"k*ll the Jews" like Kanye does.

You know what I mean?

But there are definitely, like, controversial subjects

that people bring up and they talk about, they discuss.

I know that people won't see things my way.

- I would never monetize or get clout off someone else's tears.

- He posted that?

- I know people will be offended by certain things.

- You got called out on being a shitty friend.

- People don't like when I post a picture in my kitchen.

- Well, good luck with the rest of the podcast.

I don't need this stupid drama or the petty bullshit.

Like, I'm focused on real life things because life is short.

- It wasn't even my podcast.

I was-- - Please get me out of here.

- Yeah, I'm done.

- [clears throat]

- ♪ We been working for it ♪

♪ Got down in the dirt for it ♪

♪ Dug it out ♪

- I'm hungry, Nikk.

- Me too.

- What should I make us?

- Get me three eggs and avocados.

- Nikki is making me avocado toast.

Now, I wasn't really a fan of avocados when I was a kid,

but I love them now.

And the way that Nikki makes them, it's amazing.

- Get me the bread, man. - Which bread?

- The sourdough. - Which one is that?

- The one in the blue bag.

- This avocado toast takes a while to make.

There's special bread you need, a special plate.

- I just like that plate.

- Special way to cook the eggs,

a special way to cut the avocado.

What kind of salt? - The flaky salt.

- It has to be flake salt.

Didn't even know they had flake salt.

- There is a difference.

- Sure.

Before Nikki moved into my house,

I had salt-salt.

And now I have flake salt, sea salt.

I'm damn near salty at this point.

[laughter]

Cheers.

- Cheers.

Oh.

both: Cheers.

- Hear that crunch.

- Mmm.

- ♪ Y'all know I'm a fighter ♪

♪ My vibes take you higher ♪

- [grunts]

I'm so thankful to be home, to my family, to Zack.

I'm just done.

Babe, I'm home.

- [groans] Honey, I just got in.

Would you like some juice?

- How'd it go?

- It went really good until, like,

the last hours of the trip.

- How was your trip?

- It was crazy.

When is it not crazy, though, right?

- You didn't go to the big game?

- Does it look like I went to the big game?

- DJ Pauly D was invited to a celebrity flag football game.

- Oh, wow. - But the squad

had certain expectations.

- Jenni was very disappointed because she's a Swiftie.

- We eventually realized that it was not the big game,

but Pauly's big game.

- I left my kids for a week to see flag football.

[pops tongue]

- Did you play?

- No, I didn't f*cking play.

- Oh, we went to Pauly's house.

- It's not in a neighborhood

that I feel like Pauly would live.

I feel like the house that I've seen on TV

and, like, pictures is, like, a gated community.

And this was not that. So I'm like, I don't know

if this is his house. - Mommy!

- Yes? - [indistinct]

- Okay, baby. - [belches]

- God bless.

- Jeez Louise, that was a big burp.

- Yeah, the seltzer makes me burp too.

- And then, you know, Angelina.

We all thought she was gonna be coming in hot,

and she really didn't, but eventually, a day later,

she got into a fight with Snooki.

- What? - It's just so crazy.

I think people at this particular point are frenemies.

And there's definitely a lot of resentments

that have been swept under the rug that need to be hashed out.

- I didn't expect this much action.

- I can't take these guys anywhere.

- Whoa. - Yeah, it was just mayhem.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, how are you?

Just getting home from Vegas.

I'm, like, dying. I need a nap.

But at the same time, I'm still annoyed

that Angelina's coming for my best friend

when he literally did nothing to her.

I just got to let Joey know everything that happened

in Vegas, what Angelina said.

Like, sh*t is crazy.

Squirrel! - Hey.

- You look nice. - Thank you.

I have stains on my shirt. - I missed you.

- Thanks for having me. - I missed you.

- How quaint.

How was Vegas?

- Obviously, I'm gonna tell Joey everything

that Angelina said about him because he's

literally my best friend.

Like, ride or die.

I would die for this man.

Cheers. - Cheers.

Mmm. - I missed you.

- Wait, where did you guys stay in Vegas?

- We stayed at Pauly's house. - His house?

- It wasn't his house. I think it was, like, a prank.

- You think he got that house because he didn't want

you ruining his real house? - Probably.

- I want to get to a place where I can have a fake house.

- Yeah, he had a fake house.

Well, Angelina started talking about you.

- Why?

- Okay, so she said she was friends

with this guy, Jason. - Yeah.

- You know, they were, like, talking or whatever before.

And then the whole game, he was, like, looking at her,

like, pointing, like, did that for you, girl.

- Her and Jason knew each other prior to this game?

- Yeah, I think they, like, did a podcast together or whatever.

So, I mean, she acted like, you know, she had a crush on him,

and she was, like, flirting and stuff.

Like, whatever.

All I said was, Joey's friends with his ex,

and I heard some things about him.

So, you know, just watch yourself.

- Right. - And then

it just--all chaos let loose.

And she was like, Joey?

She was just, like, talking all this sh*t about you.

And then she was like, I'm just gonna sue him.

I'm gonna sue Joey.

And I just--I went off.

I, like, freaked the f*ck out.

- What is she gonna sue me for?

- I don't know. - That's America nowadays.

- Drama, drama, drama.

[laid-back music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, so we have six embryos.

- That's great, isn't it?

- That's a lot more than I thought.

Yeah, some people don't even get six.

This is actually a pretty big deal in my life

because I was so nervous.

I didn't even think I would get one embryo.

So now that we have six embryos,

we will send them to, like, genetic testing...

- Mm-hmm. - And see what are good

and what are not.

It's like a waiting game. You just don't know

what is good and what's not.

- Everything's been going good so far.

- Yeah, like, let's just hope for the best, you know?

I feel just pretty amazing.

I feel like I'm at the right place

in my life with the right man.

I couldn't be happier.

And I feel like everything's kind of falling

into place for me, for once.

This was good news. Like, this was, like,

a little bit of good news that, like, I'd just rather just,

like, soak in the good news and then wait till the next,

I guess, like, thing happens and then figure it out.

- Hey.

Come here.

That's awesome.

- Right? - Six?

- Tell me a little bit about your childhood.

- It is very not like me to open up about how I was raised.

- We may have the baby today.

Lauren is having intense contractions.

- Tonight, we have a feast of peace.

- Do you want us to fight now or later?

I heard you saying sh*t.

- What the f*ck is going on?

- That's it, I [...].