07x20 - Pauly's New House

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- You go very slow.

- I've been going down that process of IVF

so I can get pregnant with Justin.

- The baby's first birthday, we do it big.

All the girls are here.

- Not all the girls are here.

- Yes.

- Maybe our invitation got lost in the mail.

- No. - How are you, Satan?

- Oh, my god.

Excuse me?

- What the f*ck?

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Talking trash but beating you here wasn't even hard ♪

♪ You got quiet now, but you breathing hard ♪

- What was that about?

Want to elaborate as to why you just said that?

- Um, I'll be honest with you, Ange.

You haven't been a good friend to anyone for a very long time.

- In what sense?

- I just got to the meatball party, and I was upset, and--

- Explain yourself.

- Let me explain myself.

- OK, go.

- I called Angelina "Satan."

- You have the f*cking floor.

Go.

- And it didn't land well.

- Hi, Mike. - What's up?

How are you, Satan?

[laughter]

- Hi, Mike. - What's up?

How are you, Satan?

- Oh, my god.

- Excuse me?

What was that about?

- I think the big problem here is, Angelina--

- That's f*cked up. - OK, the problem is--

I want to leave this scene ASAP.

- You are negative.

You cause everyone stress, and you attack everyone.

It's exhausting.

- It's exhausting?

- You did not post for my book--

- I just got your book.

- Everyone congratulated me on my sobriety.

You did not.

- This is just bing, bang, bing, bang, bing, bang.

- The only time that you reached out to me

was when you said, where's my Christmas card, as*h*le?

- That's a lie.

- [trilling tongue] I'm just like,

so anyone like this cheese?

It's good cheese.

- You're not good to me or anyone here.

- Really?

- Very good cheese.

I like the cheese.

- You're chaos.

- Oh, you want to f*cking sit there and call a spade a spade?

- When my life was chaos, I was not invited to Nicole's wedding

or her th birthday party because I

was not a good friend to them.

- Back in the day, Mike was a crazy person.

- Want to hit me?

You want to hit me, tough guy?

- So we all took a break from him.

And I think that's what saved that relationship with him

by not making it worse.

- And same thing is happening with you, Angelina.

- It wasn't--

Just get me out. Just get me out.

- No one wants to be a part of your chaos any longer.

- What chaos?

- Oh, my god.

I want nothing to do with that.

- The family.

- You should be there for me as a f*cking friend.

- They're ruining our meatball party.

- You're not f*cking God.

- How do we turn this meatball party back into a meatball day?

- Your actions are affecting others.

- Like what?

- And you do not see it.

- If you throw food in Mike's face, he's going to stop.

- Let's just start the contest. - Yeah.

- I'm not going around in circles.

- All right, I'm leaving.

- To argue with a fool only proves that there are two,

and you're a fool.

- You're a f*cking fool and a clown.

- No, I'm scared to go back downstairs.

- I'm leaving.

Party over.

- Angelina, we don't want you to leave.

- And I'm pissed because I want my meatballs.

- Ooh, I'm burning myself.

Oh, my god.

I'm literally getting burned.

Can somebody help me?

- Mike, help her, please. - What?

- Angelina, go sit. - No.

- Ow. I'm burning myself.

- Why are you leaving?

- Nicole, I'm done.

- Angelina, come on.

- Give me my f*cking keys.

- Why are you leaving?

- Peace out. - Angelina.

- I'm done.

- I think this happens at all the brunch and never a party.

- Yeah. - The "walk-out brunch."

- I'm leaving.

- You're a part of it now.

- Take a f*cking Uber home.

I don't f*cking--

- Ange, how can I help you? - Done.

- How can I help you?

- "How can I help you?"

[burps] How about that, b*tch?

You can't help me when you keep coming at me like this.

- I'm not trying to come at you.

I'm just telling you that your actions over the past couple

of months hurt me.

And it was a list.

- You don't think things that you've done to me hurt me?

- Wait, are those your cameras, Nicole?

- Ooh, they're fighting on the porch.

- Oh, they're right there.

- Why am I blocked?

- Because you didn't send me a book, and everybody else will

was sent one.

- OK, because you didn't show up to book launch day.

We kind of fell apart the past couple months.

- So then call me. - OK?

- What's happening?

- This is Mike.

This is Angelina.

- This is like the s when it was like a silent movie.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, I hear it.

- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

- I was afraid that you were going to be chaos at my baby's

first birthday and baptism.

- I would never do that to you, Mike!

- Oh, come on.

I have neighbors.

- Any type of relationship, you got to put the work in.

- But you could use the phone, too.

You're wrong. - No calls, no nothing.

And you blocked me.

- You're the f*cking bad one.

- You not checking up on the baby.

- Sometimes people get busy in life, Mike.

- I'm going to go try to help Mike out.

- Oh.

Good luck.

- When Mike and Angelina get into their fights,

it could last hours.

- Clean the house, you dirty mess!

- Shut the f*ck up!

- Angelina, what are you doing?

- But I'm helping you out, though.

- You're DM'ing everyone.

- Kiss my a*s.

- Do you see how messy this is?

- It's not messy on my behalf.

- I don't agree with the way that Angelina lives her life

or makes decisions.

- Mike, please with your bullshit.

- But this seems worse than usual, so I'm going

to step in and help him out.

Hey.

- Oh, god.

What now?

- Vinny's mediating.

- I know that you felt a type of way today.

- I did.

- You felt a type of way.

So I'm just here to, like, not be someone that has,

like, a heightened state of emotion right now

and calm this all down.

You know, in this family when people

get into a fight about something,

it's not just about the fight at hand.

It usually goes back in time to, like,

a bunch of other fights that led up to this moment.

- He said I was going to do something

at his daughter's birthday.

I wouldn't have done anything.

- Right, but we know that you are going through a lot

sometimes, and that's what he's talking about.

We see it.

Like, you go dark, you're blocking people.

But he feels a certain way right now about your situation,

so he has the right to do that.

Now, you can take different approaches.

You can fight him on it, or maybe you can understand why

and work at it. You know what I mean?

There is a reason for it.

He's not doing this for his health.

- I'm hurt, to be honest with you.

If anybody, I've supported Angelina when no one

wanted to be around Angelina.

So it's like I'm always giving, giving, giving.

And I feel that she's just taking

and there's no give back.

- He's crazy, but he doesn't look to be negative.

And I think that once you get everything situated like that,

all the relationships with all of us are going to get better.

- Yes, %.

- This isn't like a "g*ng up on Angelina" type thing.

I think that Angelina has to see

how her behavior plays a role in a lot of her own problems.

- I decided to put up a healthy boundary and step back.

That's all I did.

- Like people have done to you.

We had a bad relationship with Mike at one point.

And we got past that,

and we kind of want that for Angelina.

We don't want to not be friends with you.

- I did come in a little hot today,

and I apologize for that.

You were hurt. - OK, fine.

- I was hurt.

- I'm understanding that.

- But the good news is, Ange, I want to work towards having

a better friendship with you.

No one is perfect.

We all have our faults.

- It seems like I hurt Mike.

I really didn't realize it.

I had no idea. - Oh, yeah.

It looks like they're resolving it.

- Brought to you by Vinny Guadagnino.

- Let's promise to be good to each other.

- You promise me? - I promise.

Things can be reestablished.

Angelina just has to be consistent.

And that's something that she's lacked

over the past couple years.

- ♪ We arguing about something new ♪

- I think, now, the only answer is putting ba*ls in our mouth.

- Yes.

I am hungries.

- You have to fill this whole thing with spit.

- [hocking, retching]

- I'm shutting my eyes.

- [retching] Holy sh*t.

- You did a lot.

- [retching]

- Meet ashl i, Angelina's burner account.

Oh, my god.

Vinny is straight up outing Angelina for her ghost account.

- Oh, sh*t.

- I want you guys all to come to the big game.

- He's invited us to the big game!

[all cheering]

- We're actually going to most exclusive game on the planet.

- That's what I'm saying.

- We're about to be at your house, bro.

- Is this like a compound?

Hello?

- Where do we go in?

- Welcome to my home.

- What the f*ck?

[upbeat music]

- All right, come on.

Let's-- let's work on ourselves.

Let's work on our relationship.

And I'm sure it's going to get better.

- Oh, are they all coming back?

- All right.

- All right, redo!

Welcome to the meatball day!

- What's up, guys?

Yay.

- Finally, the drama is over, and it is time

to get this party started.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

both: Welcome to the meatball party.

- It's happening.

- This isn't just all of us eating meatballs today.

both: It's a contest!

- Oh, god.

- So we're going to rate all of each other's meatballs.

- And whoever wins is getting a meatball trophy.

[ethereal music]

Score everybody's ba*ls to on taste, look,

texture, and then overall.

All right, so we're going to go through everyone's ba*ls.

- Pauly's going to send ba*ls.

- He's going to send his ba*ls.

- They're not here yet.

We're going to do Mike's ba*ls first.

- I like my ba*ls to be naked.

- Same.

- They are fried on the stove, three meats--

beef, veal, and pork.

- Without the sauce, you really get to know the ball.

- These are some good ba*ls.

- The look is a little plain, so I'll give it--

[together] Ooh!

- sh*t.

- Let's do Jenni's next.

[rock music]

- Why are Jenni's orange?

- My ba*ls are vodka ba*ls, because I love vodka sauce.

Anything with vodka sauce is b*mb.

- Right? - It's so good.

- It's different.

It's saucy.

It's special.

And it'll hit you like a backhanded fist.

both: Oh!

- Just like me.

[loud slap]

- Wow. Oh, that's good.

- All right, let's do Vinny's.

[accordion music]

- I made all these by myself from scratch.

- Are you sure?

- I don't believe this.

- See, Vin? Nice and soft.

- Mm-hmm. - Right?

See, I don't roll.

I go like that.

- sh*t takes forever.

- It doesn't, though.

See how fast that was?

- I had no help.

Enjoy, guys.

- Whoa. - Wow.

- This is so good.

- They're a little too good.

And I'm suspecting foul play.

This kind of tastes familiar.

This ball has been in my mouth before.

- [speaking Italian]

- Oh, my god.

Delicious.

Ah.

- Did your mom make your meatballs?

- No, I made them all on my own.

- [laughs] - All right.

Next, let's do Angeliners'.

- Mine is from Gabriella's.

I'm not going to lie.

I didn't make them.

I f*cking ordered them.

Like, let me see how it feels to have ba*ls.

Oh!

- Why?

- Fine.

- I'm going to not give you a point just

because it's from Gabriella's.

So instead of , it's .

But it's a good meatball.

She cheated.

- Sammi?

[upbeat music]

- I made garlic bread meatball sliders.

[together] Ooh.

- Creativity, . - I love it.

- Sam, that's good.

- It's a little inconsiderate for people

that can't eat gluten, so we might

have to take down some points.

I'm all about inclusion.

- Well, how do you know it's not gluten-free bread?

- This is a bun from Kroger's.

- [laughs]

- Typical behavior from Vinny.

- I need to do mine.

[upbeat music]

My meatball's gluten-free.

- Hell, yeah.

- I put a little sugar in there.

So they're a little sweet, a little

savory, crunchy on the outside, and super-soft on the inside.

- Deena's is so good.

- All right.

- Oh, you get an .

- I think that was it, right? - Yeah, that was it.

- No, you didn't grade mine, b*tches.

- Wait.

- So my ba*ls, I want it to be like my grandma's ba*ls.

She always did ragú on top with the melted cheese.

- Oh, yeah.

- So it's like a ziti ball.

- Yes.

That's not fair, because anything smothered in cheese

is just delicious.

- What about Pauly?

- Pauly was supposed to send his meatballs.

They're not here yet.

- They didn't arrive yet.

- Pauly's disqualified.

[buzzer blares]

- All right, let's tally the ba*ls.

- Can we just say you won?

- No, we have to actually tally them.

- Oh, my god. What are these?

, ?

What the f*ck is this?

- Maybe you should check on the meatballs.

- Is that a ?

- An S?

- I think the problem is they don't know how to count.

[buzzer blares]

- Somebody didn't grade Sammi's.

- I'll give her .

- Yeah, f*ck it.

- OK. - OK.

That's it.

- We did it. - We did it.

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

- Live from New Jersey, it's the

Meatball Awards, featuring the biggest

stars of "The Jersey Shore."

And Vinny.

Now, America's favorite meatballs, Snooki and Deena.

- We sound like horses.

[laughs] OK, guys, we have a winner.

Here we go.

The winner for Best meatball is--

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Vinny!

- Yeah, that's it.

It's over.

- Vinny, please come accept your award.

- This is the first nomination and first meatball

award for Vinny Guadagnino.

- This is amazing.

You know, I didn't win the mirror ball

on "Dancing With the Stars,"

but I won the meatball on "Jersey Shore."

I want to thank God.

I want to thank the academy of meatballs.

But no, I do have to come clean about something.

I didn't make these meatballs.

- I knew it!

- Oh, Vinny.

Now, we're going to admit that Paula made the meatballs?

Yeah, because I didn't f*cking notice.

- Hey, get away from him.

- I'll take it.

- All right, let's give it to somebody else.

Give it to me! Give it to me!

- Yes!

- ♪ I got the goods, I got the goods ♪

♪ I do it better than you ever thought I could ♪

- You liked living in Weehawken, right?

Sorry. - I loved it.

Like, I'm settling with my man.

- Are you moving out of your apartment?

- No, I'm getting a townhouse.

- Nice. Where?

- I had a feeling you would when you called me.

- Marlboro. - Wait, where are you going?

- Ange, you're selling the house?

- It's just too big for me.

- Are you moving with Vin, or are you moving by yourself?

- By myself. - Oh, yeah?

- Oh, sh*t.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I thought they were doing OK.

- Oh, you're splitting?

- I mean, I'm just taking it day by day, but yeah.

It's been a lot.

- I'm sorry to hear that.

- Thank you.

- Are you still going through, um, you know, your therapy?

- Mm-hmm.

I think therapy is going to be my shot

at figuring out my life.

This is my first step.

- Been there. - Yeah.

- You'd be surprised how many people do it.

- I enjoy therapy.

They always say, if you, like, withhold

something from a therapist, there's no point of going.

I tell the truth about everything.

So I'm not, like, withholding anything.

- Such a weird, chaotic world, and people

don't know where to go.

I never hide that I'm going to therapy.

It's something I'm proud of.

- Everyone's going through a lot.

- Everybody's going through sh*t.

- I don't think anybody has to ever be

ashamed of going to therapy.

- You're trying to better yourself.

Keep it up.

[funky music]

- We had the best time.

- You have Chanel shoes.

- Oh.

- [laughs]

- Mike got them for me for Christmas.

- Aww.

- Did he borrow your credit card?

- Yeah.

[doorbell rings]

- Hi.

- What's this?

- It's some meatballs. - What's that?

- Meatballs.

- Oh.

Do you mind bringing it downstairs?

You're not a serial k*ller, right?

OK.

- We got Pauly's meatballs.

- Oh, yay, finally.

- And he brought footballs.

- Footballs with meatballs?

Like, I guess because they're both ba*ls?

I don't know.

[phone rings] - There's more.

There's plenty.

- Yo. - Hey.

- Pauly!

[together] Pauly!

- We got your ba*ls.

We got a lot of ba*ls.

What does that mean?

- So those footballs are actually an invitation

to-- game...

- What did he say?

- We can't hear you.

- I'm playing in...

I figured-- I give you a reason to come out here.

You guys can stay with me.

The big game.

- Wait, the big, big game? - Wait.

Is that the big game?

It's in Vegas this year. - It is in Vegas.

- I want you guys all to come.

The big game. It's going to be sick.

- Oh, he's invited us to the big game!

[all cheering]

- I cannot believe that we're actually going to [bleep].

[funky music]

♪ ♪

It's the most exclusive game on the planet.

- Can I meet Taylor Swift?

- Yeah.

- Shut the f*ck up! - f*ck you.

- I don't picture you as a Swiftie.

- Guys, we're going to Vegas.

[all screaming]

- It's just a flag football game,

but it was really cool to see how excited

they are to come to my game.

- Is this the same weekend as the--

[heroic music]

♪ ♪

- Hello.

I --you guys.

- Oh, he hung up.

- Oh, my god.

- Let's go!

- I'm going to meet Taylor.

Swiftie.

I'm already packed.

- Ange is going to DM all the players.

- Don't DM any married men.

- She's definitely DM'ing Travis.

- ♪ Nobody like me ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm the main attraction ♪

♪ I'm the boss, baby ♪

♪ I don't need a caption ♪

- They seemed excited.

[chuckles] My love, so they're all coming.

I invited everyone.

They're all coming, and they're all excited for my big game.

And I invited them to stay here.

Yeah. This is gonna be so much fun.

- Where?

- Here, man.

- [laughs]

- He's definitely--

- [screams]

- All together, all at once?

- Watch out.

- Oh. - Oh.

- [screams]

- My f*cking Chanel.

f*cking shoes.

- [screams]

- Why did you need coffee?

Oh, my god!

- I see what you're saying.

- Vin, it came off you!

- So you're blaming me?

[clock ticking]

- Oh! - Oh!

- [screams]

I never thought Angelina would be next to my crotch.

- On that note, let's get out of here.

- All right, guys, party's over.

- I love you all.

I'm going to home.

- Jenni, I'm sorry. Don't get--

- It's fine.

- Don't hate me.

- I'll see you at the big f*cking football game.

- ♪ It's a new day ♪

♪ I'm counting these blessings ♪

♪ I be flexing and finessing ♪

- Hey, there he is.

- Yo, what's up, my dude? How are you?

- Nice tan.

What, are you living in Florida?

[laughs] Hey, listen, I wanted to call,

though, because I wanted to invite you to Las Vegas.

I have all the roomies coming to my house

because I got a big game coming up.

I'm actually playing in a flag football game.

- Exactly.

- I'm actually going to be in LA.

- He opened up a bunch of, like recovery centers,

and they want me to go out there and basically

just tell my story.

- Oh, OK.

- Maybe I can make a difference to somebody.

- I love that, man.

Yeah, that's-- that's dope.

Damn, I want Ronnie to come to my big game.

But he has something more important to do.

I just want him to stay in the right direction,

so I approve that.

- I'll miss you guys, though, for sure.

- Miss you, too, man.

- ♪ I really wonder how we do what we do ♪

♪ But ♪

- It was a nice party.

Thank you for helping.

- You're welcome.

- Cheers.

Oh, I'm actually glad you're here.

Be right back.

- All right.

- ♪ Get up on the dance floor ♪

- So I wanted to do this with you because, like,

you inspired me.

- OK.

Don't tell me that.

- I don't want you to cry!

- No, you're going to do it?

- I was never curious about who my birth parents were.

I knew, obviously, they wanted to give me a good life,

but, like, I love my parents so much that I was,

like, content and everything.

- Yeah, yeah.

- But now, seeing you do it, and you have a new sister--

are you crying?

- I'm gonna cry.

- Why are you crying?

Angelina doing the DNA test, finding

out all this information, it definitely made me curious.

Like, as an adopted kid, maybe I should do that.

- Everybody in life deserves to know where they come from.

It makes me feel so amazing that Nicole came

to me for help, because she knows I've been through this

already, and she trusts me.

And it makes me feel like, you know, we're sisters.

And that's what sisters are for.

Have you spoken to your parents about this?

- Mm-hmm. - What did they say?

My dad's more like, OK with it.

My mom, it makes my mom very upset.

- She'll never be replaced.

- But I can only imagine, like, you know,

I try so hard to have a child.

I can't.

And then I finally adopt a perfect baby,

and then when she grows up, she wants to know

who her birth parents are.

I understand how she feels.

I just want to make sure my mom's OK, my dad's OK.

But, like, I think it's time for me to, like,

figure out where I come from.

Do you have regrets about finding your dad?

- No.

You know why?

I got closure in some way.

- I definitely appreciate Angelina.

This is such a big deal.

And I am loving her support, and I'm so thankful.

- Did you already spit in it and stuff?

- No, I don't like saliva, so I'm really nervous.

You need to tell me what I'm doing.

I never did this before.

- Oh, of course.

You have no idea how much you are going to have to spit

in this thing right now, girl.

Fill this whole thing with spit up to there.

- Maybe I should wash my mouth out.

I'm not good with saliva, so this is just k*lling me inside.

Oh, god.

It makes me want to gag.

I just hate boogers.

I hate saliva.

It's like even my kids.

If I see, like, a spit, I'm like ugh!

-[hocks] I'm not doing that-- [hocks].

- It's going to get more out.

Girl, you're going to have to...

[hocks]

- God.

- Just do it. [hocks]

Hock that sh*t. - [hocks]

I'm going to vomit.

I'm just trying not to think about it.

Shut my eyes.

[hocks]. Holy sh*t.

- You did a lot.

I need to learn a thing or two.

It was like... [hocks].

Oops.

Now I have to swallow that.

You're done.

Yay! f*ck yeah.

- Oh!

This is a big step for me, because I'm actually, like,

making a move.

I'll go put it in the mailbox.

- I'm excited for you.

- I'm nervous.

I'm excited.

I'm scared. - Let's go.

- ♪ Who am I? ♪

♪ I'm just a girl who lives so close ♪

♪ Who am I? ♪

♪ So close to the Earth ♪

- This could change my life forever.

- ♪ Who am I? ♪

- Bye-bye, spit.

- ♪ Well, who are you? ♪

- See you later.

- ♪ It's like magic ♪

♪ So fantastic ♪

- Going to the big game.

Vegas, here we come.

- ♪ It's a classic ♪

- It's only a couple days.

- Thank god, because I might have this baby.

- Oh, god.

- Going to the big game.

And then I'll be back.

- I want to go.

- All right, you can come.

You'll come next time.

- Gotta pack for Vegas.

Jeez.

- What two teams are playing in the big game?

- The ers and the Chiefs.

- Is your mom going up to see Taylor Swift?

- I'm going to Vegas.

I'm going to see Taylor and Travis,

Olivia Culpo, Christian--

- McCaffrey.

- Nick Bosa.

- Stay away from Nick Bosa.

- ♪ It's black magic ♪

- Yo, what up?

- What's up?

What you getting into?

- Packing, bro.

Excited to be coming out to Vegas, like--

- Oh, you know I got you.

- Dude, I could cry.

- This means the world to me. My roomies are excited.

They're gonna come to my big flag celebrity

football game for charity.

Those footballs are actually an invitation to-- game.

- He's invited us to the big game.

[all cheering]

- Like, I have always wanted to go to the game.

Pauly's getting tickets to the [bleep].

[funky music]

♪ ♪

Like, this guy is Las Vegas.

We're all staying at your house.

- For sure, for sure, for sure.

- You know, all f*cking eight of us is crazy.

I've stayed at Pauly's house, but I'm one person.

I can't believe Pauly wants everybody to stay at his house.

We are disgusting.

- Shocked he's letting us stay there.

- Me too.

- I've never seen his house before.

- Pauly D is so clean, spick and span.

He's not like a dirtbag like me.

- Could only imagine what's in his house.

- I'm gonna be afraid to touch anything.

- This isn't going to go well. - Yeah.

- You're going to break the door.

- [indistinct]. Ow!

- Yeah, I do. - [bleep].

- Oh, my.

- I just broke a lot of things.

- It's not a "Jersey Shore" house

unless we go in and destroy it.

And Pauly's just, like, welcome.

I don't know.

I don't think that really makes sense.

Either way, I don't care.

Big game.

Let's go.

[funky music]

- ♪ I'm balling out ♪

♪ Nothing they can say ♪

- I cannot believe, first of all,

that we're all staying in your house,

You know, all f*cking eight of us is crazy.

- All together? - Crazy, crazy, crazy.

- "Rental houses in Las Vegas."

Now we're talking.

- My love?

- All right, so I may have a little bit of a situation.

- OK.

I love the roommates, except all together--

- Not all at once.

- --is a disaster waiting to happen.

So I need to find a home to house my roommates

and pretend that it's my home, because they come

and disorganize my home, they're

going to disorganize my life.

I can't have it.

Yeah, see, this is perfect.

bedrooms, got a pool.

You're going to have to help me sell this.

I'm going to have to bring some things.

- I don't think--

- Let us know we're staying there.

- No, I think that's going to be all you.

- Anyway, I'm putting your card down

for incidentals on this, man. - Sure.

- What could go wrong?

- ♪ I'm gon' find a way, sure ♪

♪ This will be my break, yeah ♪

♪ Got me feeling good, yeah ♪

- I'm going to the big game, I got to look cute.

I might bring this.

- I don't think any of the teams are green.

- Oh, you're right.

They're red.

I am ecstatic to be in Vegas and go to the big game,

but I have a little bit of a pickle.

Like--

I just brought my medicine up.

I have to bring my fertility medicines with me.

- Can't party in Vegas like you used to.

- No, like, I'm going to Vegas, and I'm taking fertility shots.

What is happening?

IVF is not easy.

I did two egg retrievals.

Out of that, I got six eggs.

Once they take your eggs out,

you have to wait a week or two

to see if the sperm and the eggs get fertilized.

When they grow cells at a certain point,

then they become an embryo.

So now me and Justin are waiting to see

how many embryos I have.

After you find out how many embryos you are,

you basically, like, the medicine I'm on

is to prepare myself for an embryo transfer

and get pregnant.

If you're preparing for a frozen embryo transfer,

you still need to now inject yourself

with all types of medicine.

I have, like, severe headaches.

I feel, like, tired and like--

I really feel like I'm, like, a million pounds.

I don't want to tell anybody because what

if this doesn't work?

I don't want to get people's hopes up.

And I won't be ready enough to tell people

that I can't get pregnant.

It's, like, very scary.

Now we're in the waiting process

to see if any of the eggs that were fertilized

turn into embryos.

So that's the nerve-racking part.

- You can't sweat that stuff too much, though, because it's

out of your hands.

- It's a lot.

It takes its toll on a woman's body.

And then it's weird.

Like, you're hopeful, but you're also scared for, like,

the true outcome.

[gentle music]

I'm just crying on these cameras.

[laughs] I don't know what's happening to me.

It's the hormones I'm taking.

[laughs]

I'm trying not to think about it, which

I'm glad we're going to Vegas.

Like, keep my mind off it.

Yeah.

- What are you going to do about drinking?

- I'm just winging it.

I don't know how I'm going to, like, dodge the meatballs

and Ange. - We have a wine for you.

- We have a wine.

- I want to get Sam drunk.

- Sam! I got you a shot.

- Oh, my gosh.

I'm in so much trouble.

- Nobody's going to be watching you like a hawk,

making sure you're drinking.

- She poured out tequila and put water in the cup.

- Uh-uh.

What the hell?

- I don't know.

- ♪ Mona Lisa, what's your secret? ♪

- ♪ Gronk and B.I.G. Notorious VIP ♪

♪ Real talk let's get dicky dee ♪

- My love. - Yeah.

- Can't believe everybody's finally coming to Vegas.

So I was thinking of grabbing some photos,

but which ones should we bring?

I'm definitely bringing this.

- OK.

- I love my roommates, and I would

love for them to come to my home, just not all together.

They would probably destroy my home.

So I found a perfect place to house my roommates

and pretend that it's my home.

What am I bringing with me?

- Pillows, maybe some throws, blankets.

I don't know.

- This for sure.

I need it to look like I would actually live there.

Me and the Chooch. That's for sure.

Me and the Chooch.

MVP!

- Some pillows.

- The ones upstairs, right? - Yeah.

- You cheat.

When they realize it ain't my house,

it's going to be hella awkward!

Maybe I should take this couch.

I don't know if that'll fit in the truck.

In case you want to play the "Jersey Shore" trivia game.

- Nice. - Yeah.

Ooh, this getting heavy.

Stickers will make it believable.

All right, my love. I'm out of here.

- Bye, my love.

- Who knew pranking could be so much work?

[horn honking]

Yeah, buddy!

[upbeat music]

♪ I just want love to slow me down ♪

- Who else is on the flight?

[tape rewinding]

- What is going on, man?

- Why are you going on social media, girl?

- What the hell?

Angelina is exposing . for not

being around for her root canal while he goes to the gym.

- A root canal is easy.

- I went with you, but I didn't have to take care of you.

- Oh, sh*t.

This is Vinny's.

Meet ashl i, Angelina's burner account.

Oh, my god.

- Vinny is straight up outing Angelina for her ghost account.

- Damn.

Angelina is what's known as Trollius maximus.

- "Two years he's been with her.

He clearly with her for the show."

That's her writing that.

- Ashli underscore

is one of her confirmed burner accounts

where she attacks .., who's her fiancier.

- I wonder if she's going to come to Vegas.

[tape rewinding]

- ♪ Been a week now ♪

♪ Baby, tell me, do you want to walk away? ♪

♪ It's been a week now ♪

♪ Why do you tell me everything's OK? ♪

♪ Just be honest, because I need you

♪ To tell me the truth ♪

- Hey.

Hey.

- Hello.

- How's your day?

- How was your day?

- Good.

Usual.

You got coffee?

- What do you mean, the usual?

What else did you do?

- I thought about you.

- My root canal.

- Yeah.

Oh, do you want to get right to that?

- I was upset about my root canal hurting me really badly.

And I kind of freaked out because Vin

went and left for four hours.

I'm in such dire need of someone to help me.

I was like, where is Vin?

Where is Vin?

He was at the gym, and he went to get a f*cking manicure

and pedicure at the Freehold Mall.

I let it get the best of me.

And I should have never went on social media.

- And I'm sorry for--

- I take full accountability of it.

- And I'm sorry for responding back to and clapping back.

- Vinny . went back at me.

- And you shouldn't have did that.

- I was an idiot.

- I want to be there for you, and I want to love you.

And I know deep down, somewhere, you know, under all

this bullshit, you love me, too.

And I hope something stupid like this doesn't happen again.

Because this is bullshit.

And you know that.

- So now going to Vegas with the roommates,

I'm not going to go for one day.

Because I know they're going to ask me,

and I'm just not ready for that.

- ♪ Just stand back, baby ♪

♪ I'm a drift king ♪

- Off to my new home.

[horn honks]

Come to Vegas, but you ain't staying at my real house.

No, thank you.

- ♪ Just stand back, baby

- Here's my house.

[horn honks]

- ♪ La la ♪

♪ La la la ♪

- Check this place out.

♪ ♪

Damn, I'm living nice.

Cool.

I forgot I got myself a little grotto.

I think Vinny can stay in this bedroom.

If I was a meatball, I would sleep here.

One meatball, two meatball.

This is dope for the meatballs.

Oh, so the meatballs could literally

stay in any bedroom they want.

I love this comforter pattern so much.

Literally, I think everybody's going

to be happy with my house.

Looks like I found my bedroom.

Hey, what the hell?

They stole my fountain.

Bro, this is the same exact one.

They copied me, man.

You have to touch it for good luck.

[bell dings]

This possibly could work.

We're going to have to do something about these pictures.

Sorry, kid.

You're cute, but you got to go.

- When I want you to be here,

it's an abandonment issue I have.

- And I would never abandon you.

- So when somebody doesn't come home,

that's a big thing for me.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

Um.

I've mentally been beaten down so hard,

and I've lashed out at people because of it, maybe.

It's sad.

I-- I don't mean to be like a hard person to deal with.

♪ ♪

I don't know why I take things to social media,

but I think I do it because validation from other

people, maybe.

And I'm so sick and tired of being that person.

And I'm like, what the f*ck am I doing, Angelina?

Like, stop.

- Yeah.

Stop with these f*cking burner accounts, too.

- I can't believe f*cking Vinny knew.

How did you know it was me?

- Because there's been-- there's been times

I've been sitting with you, and I see

the f*cking burner.

- f*ck, I'm on that sh*t too much.

- You don't even know how to make a good burner account.

Because when you do Forgot Password,

it shows you the f*cking email you used.

- I have like seven of them, Vin.

Did I lie about that? No.

I'm going to have to make all new burner accounts now.

- No more burner accounts.

- And that's growth.

- Do the responsible thing, and delete them all.

- ♪ Welcome to my kingdom ♪

- All right, let's decorate this place.

It's time to Pauly D-ify this home.

I'm redecorating.

- ♪ I have been around the world ♪

♪ But there's no other place like home ♪

♪ So let me warn you ♪

♪ We got nothing normal ♪

♪ Hey, welcome to my kingdom ♪

♪ Hey, welcome to my kingdom ♪

- Here we go, the whole squad right there.

Me and the Chooch.

Awkward!

Squad Goals.

You cheated.

Every single bedroom in my house has hairspray.

- ♪ Welcome to my kingdom ♪

- Think this is too much?

Nah.

I almost forgot-- secret weapon.

Welcome to my home.

Yeah, buddy.

Welcome to my home.

- ♪ Welcome to my kingdom ♪

- On our way to the big game.

It's over here.

- All right.

- ♪ Welcome to my kingdom ♪

- Ahh.

Now, we just wait for the Chooches to arrive.

Welcome to my home.

- ♪ Hey, fight someone, I'm coming in ♪

♪ I'm breaking their bones ♪

♪ Fight someone - Ooh.

- Vegas. - What's up, handsome?

- Just landed with Sam.

- Hey, Pauly.

- Ready for the big game.

- That's what I'm saying.

- We're about to be at your house, bro.

- You got the new address, right?

- New address? What do you mean?

- You got my new address. - Wait, wait, wait.

- My new house. You know I got a new house.

- What? When?

You tell me everything. - Bro.

- Oh, wow. bro.

Wow, does Nikki know?

[laughs]

Only I move out of places so quickly

that no one would ever know.

So, like, this is weird.

Pauly tells us everything.

- See you guys in a bit.

- OK, see ya. What?

- I don't know what he's talking about.

- I'm excited to see.

- Now, for the most important part--

my Vinny shrine.

What makes a Pauly D house a Pauly D house--

bingo--

--is my personal shrine of Vinny.

Ooh, this is the Chooch right here.

And me and Chooch at the award show.

There's my Vinny candle.

Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.

Vinny shrine in full effect.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Can't see over the wall over here.

- Where do you go in?

Not where I pictured Pauly to be living.

This is pretty, though. - Yeah.

- It's, like, fancy.

- I'm one of the only people that

have ever seen Pauly's house, but this one's not as flashy.

It's like a fortress.

It's giving jail vibes.

- Welcome to my home.

Yeah, buddy.

- I don't understand this move.

Yo.

- Welcome to my home. - New house.

- What's up, my guy?

- New house alert. - Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

- How are you? - Welcome to Las Vegas.

- Yo, when did you move, bro?

- This is your house?

- Mm-hmm.

- This is very "Jersey Shore"-esque-like.

First off, I don't understand Pauly's decor style.

I made the wall.

Even though I love the pictures

of all of us everywhere, it's Pauly.

It should be more extravagant.

[funky music]

- When I bought this house, I had all of you guys in mind.

- That was so nice of you.

I don't want to be rude.

This is actually a beautiful home.

Great house, Pauly.

- This is a f*cking weird house.

[laughs] - Shut up, Vin.

Shut up. - Ooh.

Same bedspread.

- So there was a deal at the mattress warehouse--

buy mattress, get free.

Same thing with the quilts.

It was buy , get free.

I got a deal.

[laughs]

- You got a poker table.

- And I have a shrine of my boyfriend.

[funky music]

- That shrine is fire.

- Yeah, it is.

It is.

- ♪ Aren't you glad you came over? ♪

- Um.

Why is there a picture of me in every room?

- ♪ I feel good all the time ♪

♪ Credit cards never declined ♪

- Terrible. - We made it.

- Let's go.

- Oh, I never seen the dome. - Look at the dome.

- That's huge.

- ♪ I feel good ♪

♪ Good, good ♪

♪ I feel good all the time ♪

- Hey, Paul. - Hey, Paulson.

- Where you at?

- I have never been to Pauly's house.

I'm so excited.

Like, this house is going to be like "Cribs."

Like, this house is going to be phenomenal.

- I got to send you my new address.

- You moved?

- You moved since Christmas?

- Yes.

- When did you get a new house?

- I thought I told you guys.

- I do remember Pauly saying that he was thinking

about getting a new home.

- You're going to love it.

You're going to love it.

- But I don't remember him actually saying that he did.

- Just send the address.

Goodbye.

- Bye, guys.

- I'm on top of group chat.

I didn't see a confirmation because I

would have said a congrats.

- I think they're going to love your house.

- I hope so.

- Is this his house?

- Um-- - Ooh, it's gated.

- Is there a Lamborghini anywhere?

- Is that a big house?

- This is different.

Is this like a compound?

- ♪ Oh, where the hell I park the car? ♪

- Hello?

I can't even explain the style of this home.

It's like a retaining wall before the house.

- Welcome to my home.

- What the f*ck?

- Coming!

- Yeah, buddy! - Oh, my god.

It's a recording. - Sir?

- Hi, guys. - Hi.

- Welcome to my home! - Nice house.

- Good to see you.

- This is beautiful.

- Thank you so much.

Do you love my home?

- It's so gamey.

Mm, not what I expected.

- Why do you have pillows of all of us?

- Are you obsessed with us?

- A little bit.

- But, um, it's pretty.

- My shrine.

- You literally set that up yourself.

- This is what a girl looks like

when I'm about to eat her box.

[laughter] - Let me out of here.

- Maybe he just did this because he knew we were coming.

- Where's Ange?

- Ange never showed up.

She was supposed to be on our flight.

- She missed the flight?

- Oh, damn, she's going to miss the big game.

- Well, her and Vinny . just destroying

each other on social media.

Probably forgot to pack.

- You guys can pick whatever room

you want, but I'll show you.

- Do we have a dog?

There's dog bowls.

I should have brought Rocky.

- There's two rooms over here.

Mike, you'd probably like one of these.

- That's creepy.

- Pauly, I think we need to talk about all your pictures

of us.

The house is giving "Silence of the Lambs."

Pauly, there's a lot of pictures of us.

- Yes, I love you guys.

- I did not know Pauly liked us this much.

I don't know what to do.

- What, you think it's too much?

- There's a lot of pictures.

- ♪ I want to get out ♪

♪ Get out of here ♪

- Did you see that picture?

- [laughs]

If I don't come home, you guys know where to find me.

Besides that, I'll take it to go to this game.

It's giving a little bit of freaky-deaky.

If I get skinned by the end of it, so be it.

- What's up, my guy? - How you doing?

Nice to meet you, man. I'm on a path to positivity.

Hi, everybody.

That's what I want to bring to people's lives.

I want to break the pattern of what I had to deal with.

- Welcome in our underground bunker.

- It's the apocalypse. - I'm starving.

- Everybody's OK with eating meat?

- She's putting words in my mouth.

- Oh, wow, he wants some smoke.