07x14 - Ronnie, Sammi and Justin

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Are you friends with her? - Yikes.

- She's friends with you?

- This girl was making TikToks about Angelina,

and now Sammi's starring in one of those TikToks.

- On the "Jersey Shore" fan page,

Angelina commented, "I bring her back, she buys a home."

- What's your problem with me?

- f*ck you.

- [sighs] Fun vacation.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ When it come to robe we dressed in jet -ack ♪

- ♪ You know ♪

- ♪ But we don't want to hurt nobody ♪

- ♪ Ow ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- Since we've been here, it's all sitting.

- Yeah, man, we need to go out.

We need to do things.

- Yes.

I feel like we've just been sitting in the hotel

for two full days.

- I hate it.

- Go out to dinner, go to the club, go do an activity.

- Yup.

Bring me to the airport. - You know.

[laughter]

- Pauly.

- Tucson is amazing.

It is so beautiful.

But the first two days in Tucson have been really rough.

The beef between Sam and Angelina has been reignited,

and right now we're just waiting on them to maybe

hash out some of their issues.

Yeah, we need to get out and do stuff.

- Don't you love god?

Another day, another f*cking--

I don't really want to do another round two of this

with the Sam conversation.

Do you want to start or want me to start?

- Why don't you start?

- Why did you do that TikTok anyway?

- You know what?

I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.

I can own up to that.

I got invited to the Jets game.

- But that's messy what you did.

That was messy.

- I didn't come into this disliking Angelina or thinking

bad about her, and she's just really, like,

put me through the ringer.

I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.

There was no ill intent. At the end of the day--

- Ugh.

- --you could've came to me and talked

to me about how you feel.

You didn't.

- Well, actually, you-- why would I have to--

- You went to a fan page.

- Why do I have to talk to you--

- Hold on. You-- wait.

- --the girl that's coming and doing that behind my back?

- You went to a fan page. You went to a fan page--

- Yes, that's true.

- "She buys a home," what does that mean?

- Well, basically, it's like, you don't even-- like,

you're not like appreciative.

Like, you don't even-- you're not even nice to me.

- "Appreciative"-- you just said--

- Since you've gotten--

- --what I said to you earlier that

you freaked out on me about.

- You think that I don't--

I don't appreciate you enough.

So is that true?

- It's not true.

- Why are you bringing up my home?

- Oh, because, like, am I not allowed to say what I feel?

- "She buys a home," what does that mean?

- You-- hi.

I was the only one that reached out to you, and I feel--

I feel very sad that, like, you just threw me to the side,

like f*ck her.

Remember, she's been gone for how long?

And out of all the roommates, I'm the one

that brought her back.

And then Sam bought a house right away.

Would she have done that without me?

I should be on the deed.

Ha.

- It's my turn, OK?

Now let's go through the shitty

things that you've done to me, see what you have to say.

- We're not to actually go back actually.

- No, we are. - No, we're not.

- She thinks that she's just going to talk about the TikTok

and all the shitty behavior she's done

for me for four months will just be thrown out the window.

I did not do one thing to you for you to--

- You are f*cking calculating,

and you f*cking know what you did.

- --talking about me What did I do?

- You did a TikTok with a girl that was f*cking coming at me.

- What have you done to me for the last three months?

- Oh, I'm out.

- You don't want to talk about a shitty thing.

- Bye. Bye!

- That defines you as a person.

- I just said I'm sorry for messaging

the guy and everything else.

- Wait, Ang, no.

- But you were-- and you were-- and the TikTok.

- What about the shitty f*cking things you've done?

- Why'd you go on the TikTok?

- My home! - Why'd you do a TikTok?

You did a TikTok.

- All you could say is TikTok, TikTok, TikTok.

- Sorry.

- No, you're allowed to do a f*cking TikTok, and I

can't say how I feel. f*ck you.

- Well, you can be a shitty person and DM fan pages.

f*ck you, b*tch.

- f*ck off.

I'm done.

f*ck her.

- Well, I'm glad that Ronnie is about to be here.

- I totally forgot he's coming.

[laughter]

- We got Ron coming, and Sam is already on edge.

So I'm worried about her.

- So what are your feelings about all this?

- I mean, you see how it is.

Everyone-- everyone's got big personalities.

- I mean, if they're not gonna agree on the same thing,

they might as well just forget about it and try to move on.

- Yeah.

At least the Band-Aid was ripped off.

They spoke, right, so.

- Yeah.

- Well, that didn't go as planned.

Like, listen, I thought I was friends with Ang.

There has been multiple occasions where my feelings

have been deeply hurt.

- Hello.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Do you want to come up and maybe bring me food?

- Yeah, I'll come up now. - Yeah, come up.

I'm starving.

- All right. All right, I'll see you.

- All right, bye. - All right.

- Oh, is Sam coming down?

- Yeah, I'm bringing her food.

She's up there. - Oh, OK.

- She asked to come and bring some food up for her.

- All right, boys, I'm gonna head out, too, and girls.

I'm gonna go back to home base and see.

Thanks for having me for lunch.

Appreciate it.

- It's so weird.

Like, their-- their significant others are beefing,

and they got to walk back together.

- I know, it's like--

- We got to get these girls to k*ll the drama.

- Yeah, I think, like we said, we're both in agreeance,

you know, they could hash that stuff out.

- I think we're gonna to get these two

girls to somewhat coexist.

- We're the brains of the operation,

and they're the beauty. We're the brains.

- [sighs] OK.

- I brought you food.

- You brought me food?

You're the best.

- Ang. - Yeah.

- It's me. - Hi.

- Hey.

- I will say that in--

in Angelina's room, it's just bad vibes.

- How do you even show face after everything

that she has done publicly?

- No, but he doesn't-- he doesn't--

I don't think he-- he doesn't know.

- It's definitely a little awkward

because of everything going on with Angelina and Vinny ..

We're not really sure where they stand.

I don't know.

Definitely weird.

- His future wife, she's been embarrassing him conversation

after conversation.

- He claims he has no money.

Sometimes I'm like, why are you with me if you hate me so much?

He's like, I don't know.

- Ang, this sounds like red flag central.

- It-- Ang, it's obvious, this engagement

is now a disengagement.

And it's-- and it's actually wrong.

- Right.

It's delusional.

- Um, guys, just excuse me for one second.

I got to just use the restroom.

Yeah, I'll be right back. - OK.

- Yeah, one sec.

- McShady?

Shady b*tch.

- No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, goodness.

Today has been a long day, OK, and there's only

one man that can handle this.

- [yelling]

[whoops]

[line trilling]

- Michael, is that you?

- Yes, Thomaste, are you there?

- How are you, my friend?

- Things have gotten worse exponentially,

and I think I need to see you immediately.

- I am here.

I am at your service.

I will be waiting whenever you need me.

- OK.

I am going to make my way to you now.

- Wonderful.

- Over and out.

- So me and Vinny . were talking,

and we both agreed that you two

need to just agree to disagree,

just so we can move on. - Yeah.

That's what I've been doing.

- That's just-- and I believe you.

But--

- Babe, I've been doing it for so long.

It's not me.

- Well, I spoke with him. I mean--

- What the f*ck did he-- what did he say?

- It's the same thing, that he just wants everyone

to stop fighting, coexist.

You know, maybe later on you guys talk.

- I'm not talking again. - I'm talking about--

I'm talking about just while you're out chilling,

maybe you'll just-- - Nah.

- Somebody's not going to put lies about me out there

and I'm not going to say nothing.

Sorry.

- So you're gonna call a truce, heard each other out.

You both did dumb things.

You both took accountability.

Let's called truce.

- It's never going to end with her, and I don't care.

- So we'll just keep doing this.

- Guess we are. - [laughs]

- She's a jerk-off.

- I don't like what she did.

- I called her a f*cking as*h*le and I walked out.

- So we're just gonna--

- I'm not calling a truce for her shitty behavior.

I'm not just letting it go.

- Every action that these f*ck do, I react,

and then I'm the problem.

- We can coexist, but I'm not just being like, truce.

No.

f*ck no.

- I said f*ck you, b*tch.

- I just didn't want things to be awkward.

- I know where I stand with Angelina, and that's it.

- I don't give a f*ck anymore, bro.

f*cking losing my g*dd*mn mind in here.

f*ck me in my a*s.

Literally.

[all yelling]

- Oh, yeah!

- Whoo.

- Did we just join a cult?

I'm sorry.

- I think Sam is mentally and physically

exhausted from Angelina.

So Ron coming could be the flame that lights this fuse,

and this b*mb is gonna to blow.

- Oh my god.

[sirens wailing]

- This is crazy.

[dramatic music]

- Why do we have to talk again?

- Vinny texted me and said that Ang is on the same page,

to just move on.

- Honestly, I'm so over it.

- I think we're in agreeance, right?

You should-- you're just gonna have to coexist.

- All right, let me call him.

- Yo, Vin, it's Justin. - Hey, Justin.

What's good, man?

- Yo, you would you and Ang like to come down here

and maybe we could squash this?

- All right, cool.

We'll head over there now. - Let's go.

- Let's bury it.

- We've been circle-jerking for a f*cking hour now,

two hours, three hours.

I'm done.

- I'm gonna say bury the hatchet.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I heard it was gonna be cold.

I'm wearing a f*cking winter jacket.

It's degrees.

♪ ♪

This looks like a like a place of tranquility and healing

and Zen, and our family is, like,

the exact opposite of that.

[phone chimes]

- Oh, it's the Chooch. - Yo, where are you?

I just got here.

- See if you can hear me.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

- Oh, wait, I just heard you.

- [laughs] I told you.

- OK, so I'm in the right place.

- Chooch is here.

The Chooch is here!

The Chooch is here!

Chooch!

- Justin, what's good? - Hey, what's happening, man?

- What's going on, man? - Hello.

- Hey, Ang. - Hey.

- All right.

- All right.

- We both said we were both gonna

talk to youse as your significant others, and--

- We all just want to get along.

- --agree to disagree, if that's where

we're at, and I think you guys could just hang out, coexist.

- I can coexist.

I can have a great time.

- Same.

- I have nothing against you.

I can move on from this.

- If you don't mind not doing TikToks

like that with other people.

- I didn't do it. I didn't post the TikTok.

- I think we're backtracking now.

- I know. Just--

- You just brought up the TikTok. Let it go.

- The whole "agree to disagree" thing was to--

- Yeah. We're backtracking here.

- Now you're trying to both agree on the same thing.

- Yeah. - Agree to disagree means--

- I just said I'm not going to talk bad about her,

and she's like, don't make a TikTok about me.

- Don't talk about me. - I don't!

- About time you got here.

- It's been a day, Vin. It's been a day.

Sam and Angelina--

- Oh, yeah, did they squash their beef?

- Well, that's the thing.

- Uh, yeah.

- Angelina commented to a fan page.

- A fan page.

- She talks to the fan page?

- She talked to them, and she went in on Sam with them.

- They blocked her.

- And then, so they screenshotted everything

and posted everything. - Oh my god.

- And then she hit them back up and--

- What?

- And she hit them back up and said for them to take it down.

So then they then screenshotted that and posted that.

[laughter] - Yup.

- This was today. - Yup.

- This was today. - Yup.

- That's amazing.

Angelina is trying to confide in a "Jersey Shore" fan page.

Do you know who runs "Jersey Shore" fan pages?

Probably some -year-old in a basement in Poland.

[laughs] - Yeah.

That's it.

- So where are they?

- Well--

- I don't talk bad about you, not once.

I've done nothing but want to be your friend.

- You hear her out, right? You hear her that?

That's her request?

- Yeah, think you could do the same?

- And she wants the same respect,

and I think that's great. I think that that--

- I'm gonna continue what I've been doing.

- OK, good. So then that's good.

- I'm gonna continue what I've been doing.

- Yeah, so--

- OK, so you're gonna continue talking about me, then?

- No. I think that means--

- Well--

- Because that's what you've been doing.

- Well, you both have something you're

mad about each other for and--

- The TikTok thing is your one excuse to use that against me.

- That's-- I know you said that before, but that's not true.

- And I think that is really shitty--

- I disagree. I disagree.

- But you know what I can do?

I can still do what I've been doing for months,

because guess what.

I'm not coming from a negative place.

- I'm not either. - Perfect.

- You guys agreed on something. - There you go.

Whatever. - There you go.

- Holy sh*t. You made some f*cking progression.

- You're making progress.

- All right.

- I'm here to have a good time.

- Same.

- I say we take out the figurative reset

button, just reset.

Let's have a good rest of vacation.

- I'm gonna have a great vacation.

- Perfect. - It's not a truce.

[laughs] But we can coexist.

I'm not going to come from a mean place,

because that's not me, and I haven't been.

- OK. I won't either.

- Thank you.

- For right now, I just want to move on with the vacation.

- Appreciate it.

- Who would've thought the two beefiest guys here--

- Really, like, they really are.

- --ganged up together?

- We're big softies inside, you know, so.

- Yeah.

We don't want to see you guys fight no more.

You're k*lling the vibe.

- I think that plan that we came up with

went smoother than them going rogue and just trying

to handle it themselves.

- All right, let's get out of here.

- Let's get out of here. - All right, come on.

- Come on. - Let's go.

- Here. - You guys are fun.

- You bringing your chicken fingers?

- Let's go, man. sh*t. - All right, man.

- Yeah, again. Let's go.

- Appreciate you.

- ♪ Move close to me ♪

- All right.

I need to just drink.

- ♪ Move yeah close to me ♪

- [singing in Spanish]

- I'm here to have a good time. - Same.

- All right, let's get out of here.

- Let's get out of here. - All right, come on.

- Oh my gosh, I feel like I've been

cooped up in a room all day.

Look how nice this is.

It's, like, romantic, I feel like.

I want to see my roommates and have fun together.

- Hello. - Hey.

- What's going on, man? How you been?

- What's up? What's up?

- Hi, Vin. - Hey, Vin.

- What have you guys been doing, just, like, hanging?

- Talking about you guys.

- Nice.

Sounds like a great day for it.

- [laughs]

- Awkward.

- Did you guys hash out what you needed to hash out?

- We're good now. - All right, good.

Good.

Are you ready to continue this journey?

- Hmm?

- What the frig are we doing today?

- May peace be with you all, and follow us.

- Yes. - What?

- Wait, really? - Yes.

Yes. - No, we're not.

- Yes. - Oh, no.

- Wait. Wait.

- Guess what.

This hotel has a guru.

- Oh, wow.

- Oh, f*ck.

- That's my boy right there.

- Wait, can we have another wine?

- No sudden movements.

No, I'ma stay back while you guys do this.

- I mean, this guy, like, definitely

looks like a mixture between Jesus,

Charles Manson, and Steve Aoki.

- Once you guys sit down, we're going to start to enjoy

peace, relaxation, and Zen.

- Where do you want to go, baby?

- f*ck.

sh*t.

- I guess this is what happens when

the guys plan our activities.

And I'm like, what?

What? What is happening?

- All right. - What's up, dude?

- Nice. - Sorry for the tight space.

- Why the f*ck are we seeing a guru?

- My name is Thomaste.

Namaste.

You should all be thankful that they brought you to me.

Do not be offended by anything they have told me.

This is all for healing and healing only.

- Uh-oh.

So I didn't even know, like, gurus existed,

but if you look up "guru" in the dictionary,

it's a picture of this guy.

- We are going to center ourselves,

one deep breath in,

and on the count of three, primal release.

- I primal released three times today.

You feel me?

- Oh.

[laughter]

- Take a deep breath.

One, two, three.

[all yelling]

- Oh, yeah!

- Ooh!

Ah!

[yells]

- Oh my God, he's like a frickin' animal.

I probably would've planned something a little different.

And I'm just like, ugh, this is weird.

[laughs] Why did we allow the guys to be the-- like,

the head of this whole thing?

- Repeat after me.

- What is happening right now?

- The first step to enlightenment

is falling off the cliff.

all: The first step to enlightenment

is falling off the cliff.

- Did we just joined a cult?

I'm sorry.

- If I read it on Reddit--

- It's true.

- --forget it.

- Oh, sh*t. - Oh, damn.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Namaste, b*tches.

Namaste, b*tches.

- Yeah, namaste, m*therf*cker.

- So we would like everyone to give each other

a positive affirmation.

After you are finished, they will receive it,

you will release your primal.

- To my wife, you are an amazing mother

and an amazing partner.

- Beautiful. - Beautiful.

[applause] - I love that.

- That was so beautiful.

- Now release.

- [yelling]

[laughter]

- Mike's already drinking the Kool-Aid.

He's already in the cult.

[bell dings]

I'm afraid to say it can't get any worse from here,

because I feel like it can.

- I'm gonna do this one to my boyfriend, the Chooch.

- You are the person that grounds me, that always puts me

and the children first.

- I call him a chooch, but I actually mean the opposite.

He's one of the greatest guys that I do know.

- You know, and you're always a person

that I could run to to talk to, especially

crazy things that went on in my life this year with my father.

- Release it. Release it.

- Release it, babe.

- I'm not releasing because I like it all bottled up inside.

[laughter] - Oh, no.

- So here we are.

- [screaming]

- Baby, you are my rock, my anchor.

You're amazing, and I love you.

- [yelling]

- To Chris, you are my other half.

[yelling]

- And I like when you guys call me a chooch.

- Oh, yeah!

- Sam, you're my best friend.

- Aw, thanks.

- I love you.

- Justin is so cute.

He's just like--

- [sighs]

- --going with the flow with this whole thing.

You are an amazing person.

I love you so much. - I love you too.

- Aw.

I love love.

- I really like you guys.

You're like my family that I didn't know I ever needed.

- Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

[laughter]

- Yes.

- We will move on to the second step tomorrow.

- Are you with us tomorrow?

- I am with you from now until the end of your lifetimes.

- Oh, f*ck no.

[laughter]

- Namaste. - Namaste.

- Namaste.

- ♪ Let's add a little competition in the spotlight ♪

- Where are you?

Are you feeling the positive energy?

- [babbling] - Yeah?

- Yeah! - Yeah?

All right, come on. Let's go into Gigi's room.

Mommy and Daddy are gonna get going.

We all released all this negative energy.

Now let's go and have a fun friggin' night.

- ♪ It's so right ♪

♪ DJ can you count to four ♪

♪ I can't wait to see the score ♪

♪ Ready, set, it's time to go ♪

- I felt like Sam had a really tough day today,

and I feel for her.

But Ron is on the way, honey.

- You hungry?

- Not really. - No?

- No. - It was a stressful day.

You've got to eat. You tired?

- I'm done.

[laughs] I'm literally shot.

- You got nothing.

- Do you think it's gonna be awkward when he gets here?

- Ron?

I have no idea.

I mean, luckily, I feel like Justin

is just, like, a good dude.

Like, nothing was bothering him.

- Yeah.

- I wonder how Ron's gonna be seeing her with him.

I think that she's gonna be completely fine.

I think it's gonna be harder for him.

I feel like he might still have little feelings for Sam,

so it might, like, hurt his insides a little bit.

- Yo, yo, yo, yo, what up?

- What's up, guys? - What's up, guys?

- Boys. Girls.

- Hi, guys. - What's up?

What's up? What's up?

- I'm still full from that lunch.

- I don't want to eat.

- Everyone should order one of--

- Oh, are we gonna-- - Oh.

- Well--

- It's something that's been on our mind for--

- Quite some time.

- We want to let you know that from now on,

we would prefer you not to order for us any longer.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

- He is terrible at ordering at restaurants for us.

- Yesterday--

- We had a glorious dinner last night.

- We all ordered for ourselves.

- Take one down, pass it around.

- Wow, what is that, Pauly?

- The pozole.

- Ooh.

- You ordered too little.

- Don't fill up on the salad bar.

Don't eat too much.

Don't eat the carbs. - You loved--

- You also tell us our limits.

- You loved what I ordered.

- No, no, no, we don't need three.

- We hate when you order. [laughs]

- We only need two.

- I'm tired of having to share appetizers

and worrying about, if I take this much salad,

is there enough salad for everybody else?

Like, just order your own food.

- Do you want to rewind the tape?

In Orlando, you loved it.

- No, I'm gonna order my own.

[laughter]

- I order everything.

- I think he's getting hostile. - We share everything.

- He's getting hostile. He's getting hostile.

- What do we do now? What do we do now?

- Everything. - Guys.

- There's always enough for everybody.

- We love you.

- I told you this group meeting wasn't going to go well.

[phone rings]

- Hold on one second.

Hello.

- Yo, what up, bro?

[blows raspberry] - What's up, Ronnie?

What's happening?

- Nothing. I just landed.

What are you up to?

- You could meet us over at the Charro Steakhouse.

- I just feel like today is a lot.

Like, I'm very drained, and I'm gonna just avoid Ron and live

my life and have a good time.

I don't want stress with Ron.

So I'm hoping that Ron leaves me alone, I leave him alone,

and we're coexisting, and that just is what it is.

- All right, sounds good. - All right, man.

Peace. - Yo, should we go to dinner?

- Let's all order one appetizer each.

[all groaning]

- Yo, I just landed.

About to head to the airport.

- Go to the airport?

- Surprise, m*therf*cker.

[laughter]

- There's definitely a lot of plates spinning right now.

Sammi's coming to dinner with her man.

Now Ron is on the way.

Anything could happen.

- You guys excited to see Ron?

- Yeah.

It's gonna be kind of awkward, though.

I don't know. We'll see.

- I don't know. I don't think it will be.

- I hope not.

- ♪ I said I do it so good that I'm all shook ♪

♪ I'm a new thing, you'd better take a long look ♪

♪ Exclusive, bossed up, know you want to be us ♪

- Oh my god, you can smell it, kids.

- Hello. - All right.

- Table for .

- Thank you.

- Where are you sitting?

- I don't know.

- First dinner, we've got this big-a*s table.

I've never seen a table this big before.

- I feel like we're so far away from you guys.

- Hey.

Don't come crying back to me when there's

seafood towers on the table.

- I trust Mike to order apps for the table

because he orders too much, which means

I know I'll get enough food.

- We want the French fries, mac and cheese, an order

of the rice and beans.

A seafood tower for right here.

And put one on that side and one over here.

- OK.

- The rice and beans. - Yeah.

- Now, do you have salads?

- Yes.

- One Caesar and one wedge.

I ordered, so--

We'll try that.

- --at least I have some foods.

OK, that's it. - OK.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I ain't going out unless I'm going in ♪

♪ This ain't nothing new, this is who I been ♪

- So walking into the restaurant right now,

it's definitely a different vibe coming into Tucson

than it was in Nashville.

Like, I'm gonna have to meet Sam's boyfriend,

and it might be awkward.

- ♪ And I'm here because I, I'm a breaker ♪

♪ I don't ever fold, I don't bend ♪

♪ I'm a breaker ♪

- Oh my god.

- ♪ I'm a breaker ♪

- ♪ X marks the spot ♪

♪ You can take it, you can have it ♪

♪ You can sh**t your shot ♪

- This smells like tequila.

- Want some tequila?

- I'll do shots when it's needed.

- I think Sam is mentally and physically

exhausted from Angelina.

So Ron coming could be the flame that lights this fuse,

and this b*mb is gonna blow.

[coughs]

- Oh my god.

[tense music]

- Ronnie. - Oh, man, look who it is.

- How are you? - What up, family?

- Good to see you, man. How are you?

- What's up, man? Good to see you.

- You all right? - Good, good.

- How are you? - I'm tired.

- Good to see you. - How are you?

You too.

- All eyes are on Ronnie, Sammi, and Justin.

♪ ♪

- Seeing Ron again, he looks like he's

been hitting the gym a lot.

Like, revenge bod.

[laughs]

- Good to see you, dude. - What's up, man?

- Oh, god, he's dapping everybody up.

- Oh, no.

He's dapping up everybody.

The last time, it was so awkward.

Here we go again.

- How are you? - What's up?

- How are you?

How are you? How are you?

- What's up, man?

Ronnie. Nice to meet you.

- Justin.

- He shook his hand.

- That wasn't on my bingo card, yo.

- Wow. - That was nice.

- Yup.

- Whoa, I didn't expect that to happen.

- Like, Justin's such a stand-up guy for doing that.

I think that's a really respectable move.

- I missed you the last time.

- I know, I missed you last time.

I didn't get to see you.

For me, I actually am like, ugh,

no, I don't want my boyfriend and my ex shaking hands.

Like, nobody wants that.

But at the end of the day, I would rather

have this be peaceful than not in one

of the most uncomfortable, awkward situations.

And it just reassures me that I made the right choice

with the right guy. - How you guys been?

Good?

How's the trip?

[laughs]

- That handshake just caught me off guard, yo.

[laughter]

Yo.

- All this pent-up anger and drama.

Meanwhile, Ronnie and Justin just, like,

shake hands, squash it.

- It's almost like they saw a reflection of each other.

[laughter]

- Oh my god.

- Yo, you came at the right time,

because it has been chaos before you got here.

- She fought Sam.

He fought ..

It was crazy.

- Did you guys squash it?

- I mean, agree to disagree, coexist.

- So it'll happen again, you know.

So maybe I can be there for the next time.

I kind of was like, oh, damn, I missed it?

But at the same time, it's good to hear because I don't want

to really come into chaos.

I'm used to surrounding myself with chaos.

I'm good right now.

- They're coming over right now.

- Here's the queso with some chicharrones.

- Oh, thank you very much. - Oh!

It's happening.

- ♪ I'm a pro ♪

♪ Like Venus, Serena ♪

♪ Let them know ♪

♪ Never let them pay you for the love ♪

♪ When you a pro ♪

- Oh my goodness.

- ♪ Mozzarella bread running through that pepperoni ♪

- Every dinner keeps getting better and better.

- Yeah, I know.

- Who ordered all this? Vinny?

- Not me.

- ♪ I move like a big boss, like Soprano Tony ♪

- Oh, wow.

Big daddy Sitch is a professional

at ordering the foods, OK?

- I can't eat after this.

It's so good.

- This is what's called big-boy ordering, top-tier.

- Salute! - Salute!

- Look at us. - Look at us!

- Look at us.

- Look at us. - We got a lot of people here.

- This is crazy.

- I'm very grateful and thankful for life moments

together, and I hope all the good times will last forever.

- That's the medic?

- I guess so.

- A lot of respect for those guys after I almost died.

[laughs]

- Oh, did they come in?

- Yeah.

- No way.

[tape rewinding]

- Yeah, I really wanted to come do the show, but--

- This chooch brought his chooch jump rope on stage.

- I've got to take a break.

I'm feeling dizzy.

Is there, like, crackers or something?

- Or any crafty?

- I don't feel well.

- I don't feel well.

[wheezing]

- Yeah, so in Nashville, I had a little problem

where I had a hemorrhoid that kind of, like, ruptured

and it was bleeding throughout the night.

And then it was bleeding so bad that I lost so much

blood that I actually fainted.

[sirens wailing]

So I had to get rushed to the hospital,

and they had to give me a blood transfusion

and then sew that up.

And it was pretty gnarly.

And I'm very grateful and thankful for Nikki.

She was by my side.

She flew to Nashville, and she helped me out

during this whole process.

It was a scary thing.

- Nah, it's all good.

Things happen. [laughs]

[tape rewinding]

- You look like a million dollars now.

- I feel, like, brand-new.

I feel like I got an oil change.

I bounced right back. What's up?

What's up?

- Hey. That's what's up.

Appreciate it.

- It's hard to believe that Pauly

actually isn't superhuman.

I've never seen you even, like, have a cold.

- Yeah.

- Nothing bad ever happens to Pauly, so thank god.

- So you were, like, internally bleeding?

- Yeah, I had to cancel two shows.

It was crazy.

- That's how bad it was?

- I ain't never canceled a show.

I never canceled a day in my life.

Honestly, for me, that was the scariest part,

is having to cancel my show, because they have these kids

that, like, saved up all year, they bought outfits,

they got haircuts, they bought tickets, all to see me,

and I couldn't make it.

I've never done that before.

- You sent us that one picture, and it looked so nuts.

- Oh my god.

- Yeah, I never had that happen to me in my life.

And, like, hospitals are-- but that Nashville team,

they were great.

They found me some blood.

I'm B negative, by the way.

That's the stuff I learned.

But I'll tell you what, if you watch "Vampire Diaries,"

it's the same thing.

When the vampire has, like, no blood, he's weak.

When he has blood, he's brand-new.

I'm a vampire, legit.

- [laughs]

- And I grabbed him like this. [laughter]

And then we went to the smoosh room.

- Yo.

Yeah, like that.

- And he wasn't even that good.

- I'm traumatized from being around these f*cking people.

- It's only an HJ.

[laughter]

It's only an HJ. - Yo.

- Hey.

- You think he knows everything that has

happened the past six months?

- That's a good question.

- One side of me wants to tell him to be like, listen,

I think you should know some things.

But then there's the other side of the coin,

to be like, let them be.

But what I'm trying to say is--

- What time should you do it?

[laughter]

- Always something with this family.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ What's with my heartbeat? ♪

♪ Take a listen ♪

♪ What's with this whip? ♪

♪ Why it keep whipping ♪

- My bodysuit is, like, not--

- Reverse, front wedgie? - --sticking right.

- Digging in your a*s?

- --because it feels like it's clumped up right now.

- Get in there, Sam.

- I am praying the drama is past now,

because I just want to enjoy the rest of this trip.

We haven't done anything yet.

This has been a sick trip.

f*cking sucks so far.

[laughs] I hate this trip.

- At least we were all together, you know,

and that's rare. [bell dings]

- [snoring]

- Oh, yes.

- Oh my god.

- Vinny takes every single possibility

that he can to be a chooch.

- What happens when the Bloods and the Crips

go to the bathroom?

A whole lot of g*ng sh*t.

[buzzer blares] - What?

- All right. - The f*ck?

- Oh, OK. OK.

- Am I supposed to laugh?

- All right, one more.

- Did you hear Steve Harvey got into a fight

with his mother-in-law?

It was a family feud.

[laughter]

- Oh, my.

- I'm ready to go to bed.

[laughter]

- Guys, I can't wait.

I'm gonna take the escalator.

[all groaning]

- Oh my god.

- Whatever, I'll just take the elevator.

- [blows raspberry]

[buzzer blares]

[laughter]

- Can we eat Italian tomorrow?

No more steaks. - Yeah.

- Meet you there. [buzzer blares]

- Oh my god.

[laughter]

- Good night. - Good night.

I got to go to bed. - I'll see you.

- We're done now. - Ready?

Do you have the key?

- Good night, guys.

- Uh, Vin, Ron, I want to catch y'all up on what y'all missed.

And before I do that, give me one second.

I'll be right back.

- Uh-oh.

- [sighs] Ready for bed.

- I'm tired.

- Today was a lot for me.

I don't want to be going on vacations with an ex-boyfriend

and my current boyfriend.

No, that is not ideal.

But I am dealing with this the best way I know how.

And as far as Angelina, I don't want the beef or the drama.

Like, let's just be happy coexisting.

I'm so thankful for you.

Love you so much. - Love you.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, damn.

- [groaning]

- The Versace Don.

- I didn't think there was anything

worse and more loud and gaudy than the Versace shirt.

- Whoa. Bro.

sh*t. Sorry.

- Y'all, I'm trying to--

I'm trying to-- I'm trying to be subtle right now.

- Whoo.

- .'s demeanor was like--

like, he was sizing me up, OK?

[laughter]

So I still had that nervous energy.

Pauly, stand up.

So then, like, I was like, all right, man.

I was like, listen.

I-- no, no, no, no. [laughter]

No, no. No, no, no, no.

No. No, no.

- That's what he he was doing-- - No, no.

He-- he was, like, moving like this.

He was just moving like this, and I was like,

yo, like, a guy's who just wants to, like,

loosen himself up.

I walked over to him, and I was like, yo, man.

I was like, let's just kind of, like, just do this, man.

We were just like this.

- Like, as a joke? [laughter]

- No. No.

No. - I'm so lost.

- No.

- You guys were about to dance.

- He was a little upset.

We locked up, and, like, he couldn't really move me.

And then he's like, are you done?

And I was like, are you done?

You know what I mean?

All right, f*ck it, dude. f*ck it. f*ck it. f*ck it.

[laughter]

- He was like, first-- - Wait, wait.

- --I grab him like this.

- No, no, no, no.

- Then I grab like this and then like this.

[laughter]

- So I don't know if they fought.

I don't know if they danced.

It's kinda like "Grease."

It's like dance fighting.

And then he was like, yo, f*ck you, and I was like,

yo, f*ck you.

And then we f*cking started hugging.

Mike is funny.

He'll, like, describe some, like, chaotic, dramatic

situation continuously.

[laughter]

- And I grabbed him like this.

- And then we went to the smoosh room.

Mike's not really, like, a fighter,

so it doesn't shock me that this fight ended with Mike

and Vinny . square dancing.

[laughter] Yo, yo.

- And then like--

- And he wasn't even that good.

I'm traumatized from being around these f*cking people.

- It's only an HJ.

[laughter]

It's only an HJ.

- ♪ All they can do now is sit back watch me ♪

♪ Bringing me down like Geronimo ♪

- Hmm?

- How are you gonna swim in that?

- Ooh.

- Whoa.

- Another sunshiny day.

- Beautiful.

- ♪ They dusting me off like Geronimo ♪

♪ Geronimo ♪

- I need a day of, like, self-care and peace.

- What?

- You fell asleep with a mask on.

- m*therf*cker.

- Let's see if today's gonna to be any better than yesterday

and the day before.

- ♪ Looking kind of fly ♪

♪ Got a table full of juice ♪

♪ Dom Perignon and the Henny running loose ♪

♪ Hands in the air, just grab a Grey Goose ♪

- Hello? - Good morning.

- Good morning.

- What are you eating, yogurt?

- Yeah.

I was gonna be like--

[laughs]

- Did you and Justin hang out today?

- I saw him in the gym this morning.

- You're lying. - No, I swear.

Yeah. - Really?

- Yeah. He says, what's up?

I was like, good morning, and that was it.

- Wow.

Y'all are best friends.

- [laughs]

- You guys were, like, spotting each other?

- Yeah, we exchanged numbers.

- [laughs]

- I think that me and Justin honestly

have a better chance of being friends before me and Sam.

No, you were making fun of the handshake,

but I think it showed maturity.

- Yeah, I wasn't expecting him to do that.

He defused the whole thing. - Yeah, bro, it was great.

I was like, you know, I'm happy about it.

- I mean, I don't think you're gonna be

invited to the wedding, but--

- Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna watch the kids when they

want to go on a date night.

[laughter]

- Sammi was definitely a big part of Ronnie's life.

Like, maybe it still stings a little bit,

but he's not making a big deal out of it.

He can't make a big deal out of it.

He's only '".

- Dinner, that was the best part of yesterday.

- Hopefully, today's a better day.

- Yeah, it will be.

And hopefully, we make it a better day.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Why do I feel like Angelina, her voodoo magic Thomaste

speech was just like the speech she gave about Chris?

- Well--

- What made you fall in love with him?

- The fact that, like, you were my best friend.

You're my best friend.

I've had a lot of abandonment in my life.

You know, and you're always the person that I

could run to to talk to.

Especially because my father.

Especially crazy things that went on in my life

this year with my father.

- [laughs]

- Because it was the exact verbatim thing

that she said about Chris on the boat in the Florida Keys.

[upbeat music]

- Here they are. - Here I am.

- Here they are. - Here they are.

- What's up? - Hey.

- Nice hat.

- Thank you.

- You look like a serial k*ller.

- What's up, guys? How we doing?

- What's up, man? - What's up?

How are you? - Look at my man.

That's a good boyfriend right there.

He's loyal.

- Doesn't he look like a serial k*ller?

- Yeah. - It's the jacket.

It's the lenses. It's the shorts.

It's the hairy legs. It's the kneecaps.

- [laughs] You're just listing everything.

- It's the sneakers. It's the high socks.

- It's the knees. You made him knee conscious.

- Damn, them kneecaps is crazy.

- Oh my god.

- No, I played a lot of sports growing up.

- Is that why your knees have a gangster lean?

- Good morning.

- I think Jenni's looking at your knees right now.

- What up, Sorrentinos? - All right.

- Oh my god.

- Oh, I like your look, man.

[laughter]

- This is a cry for help.

- Real funny, guys.

What's up, guys? - What's up?

What's up?

- Good morning.

- I don't know about you guys, but I haven't

got a haircut in about a day.

- Bro, I need a haircut. - So I need a haircut.

- Look at this beard.

- Any of the boys that want to get a haircut,

we'll all squad up and get a haircut.

- I definitely want to go to the pool.

- I'll go to the pool.

- Me and Justin will go to the pool.

He's been talking about the pool since we got here.

- Drink with us at the pool.

- Haircuts. - Haircuts.

- Pool time.

- Have fun, boys.

- This is gonna be a fun day.

I am demanding fun. - Yes, drinking.

- We're gonna to go to the pool.

- Finally. - We're gonna have some drinks.

We're gonna play with the kids.

We're gonna get some fricking sun.

- I like Deena's demands.

- Yeah.

- We're gonna get trashed.

- We're getting haircuts.

We're getting haircuts.

- All right.

- We're getting haircuts.

- Oh. Damn.

- Hey, guys.

I love a lazy river.

- The sun's shining.

We have an amazing cabana.

The kids are playing.

We're ordering drinks.

- This is what I call a vacation.

- Yo, how good is it?

- You look so cute in that.

- ♪ You living your best life ♪

♪ Don't need to hold your hands ♪

♪ You're going hard all night ♪

♪ Go hard all week ♪

- Oh, man. - Hello.

- Hi. How are you?

- So you guys are good now?

Last time I saw you-- - Yeah.

We're good. We worked through it.

Sometimes people go through sh*t, you know.

- The things you told Mike and I are, like,

really serious, you know?

- Yeah.

Well, I got over it, and we went to therapy.

And people can go through a f*cked up thing and, like--

- For sure.

- --and then, like, get over it.

Things have changed.

Like, let's look at the positivity here.

So, like, that's where I'm at.

I'm hoping the girls at this point could just

accept that Vinny and I are doing well

and just accept it and move on.

Be right back.

[line trilling]

- Hello. - Hi, babe.

- Hey, baby, what are you doing?

- Nothing, sitting by the pool.

It's relaxing. It's very hot out here.

- Let me, uh-- let me step outside quickly

because it's loud in here. But--

- OK.

I stepped away from everybody, too.

- Messed me up.

- What's going on?

Everything good?

- Yeah, perfect.

- Yo.

Do you think he knows everything that has happened

in the past six months? - That's a good question.

- I don't know.

I definitely-- it definitely is awkward.

I mean, it's definitely weird.

Angelina is going back and forth about her and her

relationship with ..

And we just don't know how to act around him.

We don't know which side any of us are on.

And she has said that the relationship

is over behind his back.

I mean, it's just, the stuff is just mind-blowing.

Just, like, one of the things is--

- Is damaging.

- --it's, yeah, it's damaging.

And then if you add them all up together,

it's, like, an avalanche of negativity.

I don't know what's happening.

She has been saying some crazy stuff about him,

their relationship with her.

- We haven't had sex lately, but, like--

Aaron Rodgers is fine.

Yeah, a football player wouldn't be too bad.

So I saw Joe, Old Bridge.

Why is he offering me his sperm?

- He obviously wants more than to be your friend, Ang.

- I want to have one child.

- It is so messy that when he sees this,

things will get worse.

And I don't want that to happen,

so I've got to do something to try to help.

One side of me wants to tell him, to be like, listen,

I think you should know some things.

But then there's the other side of the coin,

to be like, let them be.

I'll be honest with you, I don't know what

I'm going to do right now.

- I mean, are you ready for the backlash

that's gonna come with it?

- I'm glad that you're with the boys because they're cool.

- Just enjoy yourself. You deserve it.

- So what I'm trying to say is--

- What time should you do it?

[laughter]

- No, what I'm trying to say is--

- After lunch or before?

- Yeah, should we eat first?

[laughter]

- Always something with this family.

- Yeah--

- Look at me, b*tch.

- --buddy.

- Making a movie.

- Take one.

- Party's here!

- That's really good.

[laughter]

[all yelling]

- Ohh!

- Go Ron. - Aw.

- Go!

[grunting]

- I'm over it. f*ck this place.