07x04 - Jersey Shore Day

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Let's go! We got our own day.

- I'm Mayor Marty Small, Sr.,

mayor of the great city of Atlantic City.

"Jersey Shore" Day.

- We have our own holiday.

The chooch, he's stripping,

so this is going to be an epic Atlantic City trip.

- The b*tches have arrived.

- Everyone is just so excited

that Sammi's back, but what about me?

Like, I've been on the show way longer than she has now.

- Me and you went on four dates.

- What?

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm gonna be a star ♪

- It has been revealed that Mike and Angelina

went on four dates.

- Why did you stop dating? - Uh-uh-uh.

- Because I wouldn't suck on your D.

[all shouting]

- We're finding this out f*cking years later?

- ♪ Are you ready for the show ♪

- Maybe that was it. - Yo!

- Where? In your car?

- Probably--probably, probably.

- They would be the most toxic couple I've ever met.

- You guys would have m*rder*d each other.

- Yeah.

- One of you would have went to jail.

- Mikelina as a couple would be so f*cking toxic

and terrible and always fighting.

Like, that--no. It's the end of the world.

- Anybody else?

Anyone else have sexuals here that we don't know of?

- Yes to Deena. - OK.

- Yes to Nicole. - [laughs]

- Yes to Angelina.

Yes to Sammi.

And Jenny was like a smooch.

It wasn't really a makeout. - Oh!

- It was a smooch. - A smooch, it was a smooch.

- When?

- But it was at [indistinct]

and we were just like this.

- Ew.

- We're all f*cking disgusting. God damn it.

- I never kissed Pauly.

- Well, you kissed him through one of us.

- Remember she bit his lip?

She was so sexual and violent?

- She bit his lip. - You bit his lip?

- OK.

- Ow! - I called it. I called that.

- You know what else?

- Yeah, why'd you wait years to tell us?

- On TikTok says Jenny and Ron made out.

- I--no. I swear on my dead grandmother.

- I actually wish you did.

- No. - No. Stop.

- Not my type.

- Wait, you hooked up with Mike?

Did you ever hook up with Vinny?

- No. [tense note]

What? - Yeah, you--

[all shouting]

- No, I didn't. - You f*cking--

- She's like, no.

- Said it all.

- That was a nervous--

- I, like, never did. - No?

[laughter] - She did.

- I did not.

- Are you kidding?

[dramatic music]

- You are not a good liar.

- You're the f*cking worst liar, dude.

- What? - You're ticking.

- Stop! - You're ticking.

- I'm not even doing anything.

- Oh, my God. I'm the worst liar.

[gags] Get me out of here.

- You hooked up with Vinny?

- No, I never hooked up with him.

- It's OK. - I never hooked up with Vinny.

- I knew it! I knew it!

I knew it!

- Oh, my God. - Swear on your kids.

- I never hooked up with Vinny.

- Y'all about to break out the boards

because everybody hooked up with everybody.

- I mean--

[all screaming] - Oh, my God!

- It was-- it was a long time ago.

- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

- I don't believe it! Oh, my God!

- Peace out!

[laughter]

- It was a very long time ago.

- What are you-- - Oh, my God!

Who are these people?

I don't even know any of you! [overlapping chatter]

I don't know any of you!

- God. - Oh, my--

- Very long ago.

Fine. Like, I kissed Vinny once.

It was, like, before Italy.

It was just a kiss.

Now I look back, and I'm like, ew.

It's, like, literally like incest. [gags]

- All right, all right. I have another secret.

- Oh, my God. Mike just said he has another secret.

- What is it? - Oh, no.

- I love tonight. - What the f*ck?

- I have a-- I've got a fun secret.

- OK.

- Wait. I'm still letting this marinate.

[laughter]

- I know. Wait, wait. We got to come back to Deena.

[laughter] - OK, you can go.

- Uh, once upon a time, OK, MVP was in the building,

and we kind of had a--

kind of had an orgy.

- What? - What the f*ck?

- With who? - All f*cking together?

- All three together? - It was a wild time.

- Are you sh1tting me?

- I have to take a shower after that conversation.

- That was an amazing conversation.

Now let's go see my boyfriend's d*ck.

- [laughs] - I got the signs.

- Where is Vinny's d*ck? Is it there, or is it not?

- I actually really think we do need to get out of here

before someone actually reveals

some sh*t that they're going to regret.

- [through megaphone] Sorry to interrupt your dinner, folks.

: a.m. tomorrow at the boardwalk,

National "Jersey Shore" Day!

We have our own holiday, people.

We have a big deal going on tomorrow.

Ladies and gentlemen,

tomorrow is a national holiday.

And this holiday is huge,

so I'm taking Vinny's crowd right now

and letting them know to come to the boardwalk.

Angelina decided not to suck my d*ck.

[laughter]

Angelina decided not to suck my d*ck.

- But she did grab the joystick, though.

- I did. - She did grab--

- I grabbed on your-- I wanted to see how big it was.

[overlapping chatter] - Hold on, hold on.

- What? - Oh, my God.

- Hold on. - She touched it?

- Oh, my God.

- So she gave him an HJ.

- Yes. - Pretty much.

- You gave him a handy? - Like, over the pants.

- She gave him an HJ. - Oh, my God.

[chuckling] Oh, my God.

- Stuff you learn on National "Jersey Shore" Day eve.

- Handy Angie.

[laughter] - I can't.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, guys. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Guys, Vinny's coming. We gotta hide the poster.

- Here you go. - What's up?

- We can't let Vinny see the signs.

[crowd cheering] Vinny's down here shirtless.

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, damn. The chooch is there.

[cheering continuing] There's my guy!

- Oh, my God. - There's my stripping dude!

Yeah! - Yeah!

- The circus has arrived, but here we go.

- Yeah, buddy!

- Here for the g*ng bang?

- I have an announcement!

Tomorrow is a special day. It is "Jersey Shore" Day.

- Let's go, baby!

- Meet up at the boardwalk tomorrow morning at : a.m.

[crowd cheering]

♪ ♪

- Give us your best lap dance.

- Give me an easy one.

[all shouting]

- It's a Jerzday here! all: Jerzday!

- The energy is electric.

Today, we go back where it all began.

- Bet. - We go right to Seaside.

- Are we waiting for Ang?

Where the f*ck is Ang?

- I'm coming.

- I love Sam, but, like, she walked in my room--

- Stop throwing my name around. You're pissing me off.

- ♪ I'm looking kind of fly, got a table full of juice ♪

♪ Dom Perignon and the Henny ♪

- Hey! - Yeah!

- "Jersey Shore" in the building.

- Party's here! - Party's here.

[all cheering]

- ♪ So let's go with it ♪

♪ ♪

- Hi. - How are you?

[all screaming]

- All right. Well, it's showtime.

Time to look at some naked men.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Where's the crew?

♪ ♪

- Vinny! - Hey!

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- He's f*cking jump roping?

- Vinny never really wanted us to come to the show,

and I'm starting to see why.

This chooch brought his chooch jump rope on stage.

- He's jump roping?

- He brought his jump rope.

♪ ♪

[cast laughing]

[cheers and applause]

- You ready to party with the keto f*cking Guido?

[all cheering] Let's get this party started!

There's no big hiccups.

Everybody has, like, a funny sign and it feels good.

It really means a lot that they're all here for me.

- ♪ Work that body ♪

♪ Work that body ♪

[all cheering]

- Mm-mm. Shower scene, mm-mm.

- ♪ Work that body ♪

♪ I am your mommy ♪

- Nope. Glad it's not me up there.

- Oh, sh*t. [all screaming]

Oh, sh*t!

♪ ♪

- Oh, sh*t!

- [shouts]

♪ ♪

[cast laughing]

- My sign that says, "save the Earth, show the girth,"

It is a great block of the view

of this man a*s that is happening on stage right now.

[all cheering]

- Angelina!

- Angelina! [all cheering]

- All yours, my guy!

- All right.

Let's go.

- I can't.

- I'm back on the East Coast! What's up, m*therf*ckers?

[all cheering]

I like East Coast gals, so I'm here to find some love.

[all cheering] - Angelina!

[all cheering]

- Contestant number two-- - Oh, my God! OK!

- Show us what you're working with,

and give us your best lap dance.

- Give me an easy one. - Not again!

Oh, boy. Here we go again.

- Oh, you're stepping on my d*ck, bro.

- I can't breathe. [laughter]

- Angelina! - Why do you have a banana?

- Where'd the banana come from?

- Not again!

- Uh-oh. - Not again!

- I'm just done with-- everyone's, like--

[scoffs] You can't give a lap dance.

That's really not how I give a lap dance.

- OK.

- I think I was just trying to [bleep] around with you.

- [chanting] Prove it, prove it.

- Vin, sit the f*ck down right now,

and I'm going to show you what's up.

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ I see you watching me ♪

[all cheering]

♪ But that's impossible I gotta let 'em know ♪

♪ That the only person that could ever stop me is me ♪

- Vin does look like he's in ecstasy.

He could, like, downplay it all he wants.

I don't care.

But this has been his dream come true forever. [laughs]

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

He has to, like, one-up me, of course.

- Angelina!

- I'm just laughing my a*s off because it's funny.

- That b*tch redeemed herself.

- Do I even ask?

What did you think of contestant number two?

- Amazing! [all cheering]

- It was all--

yeah.

Don't call me. I'll call you. [laughter and cheers]

- Make some noise for these beautiful contestants

one more time.

- Give it up for Vinny G!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm the one who mumble, bubble ♪

♪ And double your hustle up get you knuckle-to-knuckle ♪

♪ Groupies is nothing but trouble ♪

♪ How you were rubbing your muscle ♪

♪ Never let nothing get by ♪

- Good morning, Atlantic City.

It's : a.m., degrees out, and it's official.

Today, September , is "Jersey Shore" day.

- ♪ Come watch me ♪

- If you're a "Jersey Shore" fan,

and who isn't...

this morning, our mayor, Marty Small, Sr.,

will be proclaiming Jerzday as an annual holiday

outside the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

- ♪ Watch me win ♪

- Summer might be over, but the boardwalk is packed.

Let the fist-pumping begin.

- ♪ Come watch me win ♪

- ♪ Back then I was a problem but now I'm a solution ♪

♪ At first, they was choosing but now they salute ♪

- We're about to go see the mayor on "Jersey Shore" day.

- Gotta look presentable. It's the mayor.

- I love this. - Hi. Oh, thank you.

- Oh.

It's "Jersey Shore" day.

- What's happening?

♪ ♪

- Why am I always the first one ready?

- Oh, my God. Sam is here.

- It's happening. - It is.

- It's happening. - Ooh, chic.

It's national "Jersey Shore" Day.

[buzzer blares]

- I don't know if everybody knows this,

but we have our own holiday.

And this holiday is huge.

"Jersey Shore" Day!

- Gosh.

- We came so far...

Happy "Jersey Shore" Day.

We have our own day.

Where's Vinny?

- And Ang. - Angelina.

- Angelina?

Oh, interestingly. [chuckles]

- Of course she's late once again.

- Yeah. Where are they?

- Do you guys know you got your own holiday?

I got to hand it to you.

- Do you think the president of the United States knows?

[buzzer blares]

- Of course. - Does Congress know?

[buzzer blares]

Maybe Chris Christie will be there.

[buzzer blares] - Oh, my God, Chris Christie.

Back then, the state of New Jersey

did not necessarily like us very much.

- He hated us.

- He wanted to talk so much sh*t.

Now he has to look at his calendar

every September and see our face.

- Yeah.

- Oh, there's a crowd there right now.

- You see it?

- Yeah, there's a crowd there now.

- Oh, sh*t.

[all cheering]

I'm, like, nervous now.

- What if they're like, you have to do a speech?

- You know, the comeback is always

greater than the setback. - Oh, my God.

- And we actually didn't come this far

just to come this far.

- [laughs]

They say a smooth sai-- oh, wait.

Oh, my gosh. [all exclaiming]

- He's nervous.

- [laughing] Maybe Pauly should do the speech.

- Thank you to all the fans that came out here.

- Are you a wrestler?

- Do you smell what the Sitch is cooking?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm feeling too fly, yeah ♪

♪ I've been going way up ♪

- I'm getting drunk as f*ck today.

- Angelina, we're going to be late to our own holiday.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi.

- You look nice. - Whoo.

- You act like you never had a holiday before!

- Oh, it's the first ever "Jersey Shore" Day.

I feel like I'm going to be the first lady.

[Pauly laughs] It's going to be a good day.

- Who would have thought, guys?

In , they called me and they said,

do you know anybody that might be good for the show?

And I was like, I might have somebody for you.

- The girl that didn't suck on your D.

It's me. - Oh, my God.

- Wait, what made you think of Ang out of all your friends?

- We had just dated and we were just chatting.

- Like, sexting. - Oh, my God.

There was sexting back in ?

First of all, was there even sexting on Blackberries?

LOL, BRB.

You know how hard that is?

You got to hit the button three times just to get to, like, S.

- We were like, all right,

we can't say that we know each other.

We stayed friends and that's how you ended up on this show.

- I can't believe you guys didn't say anything.

- I'm saying, Mike the Situation's

your ex-boyfriend, I would have told somebody.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

Is that why you took such offense to him

being in the Jacuzzi with randoms?

- Yes! [laughing] Yeah!

- Ugh!

Yes. - Oh!

- Oh, sh*t. It all makes sense now.

- Wow. - The math is mathing.

Like, I'm shook.

- You had feelings.

- You guys all thought I was, like,

a legit c*ck, which I am.

Are you going to come inside and hang out with us,

like your roommates?

Or are you just going to hang out--

- I will eventually. I will eventually.

- You know, the truth always comes out.

- You were jealous, huh?

- Oh, yeah. I was salty as f*ck.

Michael, go upstairs to your wh*res and have fun.

- Michael.

- Angelina, she's been holding on to a lot.

- That's another thing.

I saw Mike really liked you, and I'm like, f*ck my life.

- This is awesome.

- You know, I was vibing with Sam

the first couple of days

and I figured that I was going to make a move on her.

- Now she was jealous of Sam.

- [sighs] Don't be jealous of that.

- So you left early because you didn't

want to film with your ex.

- Basically.

- I'm definitely going to have to tell my wife about this.

[laughter] I breezed over it, yeah.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my stomach.

♪ ♪

[sighs] Good thing I have extras of these.

I just have an instinctual feeling,

and it's time to take a pregnancy test.

Let's do this.

[clock ticking]

Oh, my God! Is this real?

Whew, this is happening.

[chuckles]

This is wild. This is crazy.

To be able to see this pregnancy test

come up positive now for a third time in my life,

it's just so amazing.

Romeo?

- [fussing] - Come here. Come here.

Come here. I have a surprise for you.

You're going to be a big brother.

Again.

- I cannot wait for Mike to get home.

I just need to get him, like, the house so we can tell him.

You're going to be a big brother again.

Can you believe it?

This is just the best feeling in the world.

[laughing] Oh, my goodness, baby.

♪ ♪

Three babies.

♪ ♪

- There he is. - Yo.

- Hey. - Hi, Vin.

- We're waiting for you. - Let's go, brother.

- It's our holiday. What are you guys waiting for?

Let's go.

I think that banks should be closed,

schools should be closed.

Shut it all down for Jerzday.

all: Happy "Jersey Shore" Day!

- Yeah! We have our holiday!

Thinking back, I had no idea

we were going to still be doing this.

And now we have a Jerzday?

I just thought I was getting drunk.

- Vin, did you like your lap dance last night?

- It wasn't bad. - Thank you.

- Let's do it.

- ♪ I've gotta pick the right shoes ♪

♪ And it's got to be fit ♪

♪ ♪

- [through megaphone] Happy National "Jersey Shore" Day.

Oh, look at that! - Oh, I got to get this.

- So cool, man.

Oh, my God. Mama, we made it!

- We have our own holiday! all: "Jersey Shore" day!

- Let's get this award. Let's meet the mayor.

Our own holiday. Like, who could say that?

Let's go.

- Now, Vinny,

I happened to reveal that there was the original MVP orgy

- Oh, damn. - That happened.

- Orgy is when you're all naked, and--

- It was in the same room. - I'm pretty sure we switched--

- Switched on. - Switched off.

- Switched on. - Me and you did there.

[laughter]

Look, we did a lot of crazy things back then.

- You're sexy.

- Want half? [laughter]

- So I don't even know what orgy they're talking about.

I can't keep up with my orgies.

[marching band music]

- [chuckles] What the f*ck?

♪ ♪

- Yo, look who's on top of the car.

- Oh, my God, look at Vin!

- Yo, that's our boy right there!

- When you're on a golf cart dressed like a stripper

in Atlantic City, you made it.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- This is so surreal right now.

- Hey! The OGs! Whoo!

♪ ♪

- This is super overwhelming in such an amazing way.

Like, I did not expect all these people to be here for us.

- Good afternoon, everyone. [all cheering]

I'm Atlantic City's mayor, Marty Small, Sr.,

and let's give a warm Atlantic City welcome

to the cast of "Jersey Shore."

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- [through megaphone] We have our own holiday!

- The energy is electric.

♪ ♪

We understand the magnitude of this moment

and how special it really is.

- Yeah, buddy!

[all cheering]

- ♪ It's a city in the sun ♪

♪ I say go away ♪

[all cheering]

[marching band music]

♪ ♪

- It's a Jerzday here!

all: Jerzday!

- Oh, my God, we should have brought, like,

champagne or something

because this feels like a frickin' party.

Everyone is screaming.

all: Jerzday!

- This is a vibe.

- The "Jersey Shore" cast has become

a regular part of Atlantic City's

world-class entertainment.

- Spicy tonight.

- Atlantic City. - [laughing] Oh, my God.

- It's fun. You'll love it.

- Atlantic Cities.

- [chuckles] - Yes.

- We're on our way.

- We made it!

- From Pauly D spinning...

- I don't know what they told you...

Sam is back! [all cheering]

[upbeat music]

- Vinny, performing on stage.

♪ ♪

The Situation has done wonders

for our dining establishment and boardwalk snack shop.

- Your finest piece of meat.

Roasted corns.

Pork belly.

- Atlantic City is Deena's favorite date night spot.

- Thank you. [all cheering]

- Watch closely. It's right here, Deena.

Just kidding. It's right here.

- What the f*ck? Ugh. - You're not impressed?

- And Angelina, her go-to weekend destination.

- Yes!

[party horn blowing]

- And the place where JWoww made the backhand famous...

- Punch me in the face.

all: Oh! - See what I'm saying?

- Atlantic City's large, beautiful,

free beaches stand out from all other beaches,

so even Snooki... [all cheering]

Can locate them.

- Where's the beach?

- Because in the last years,

this group has made New Jersey proud through strength,

perseverance, family values, gym, tan, laundry--

all: Jerzday! Jerzday! Jerzday! - Hold on.

Hold on.

And more importantly...

Sam's back.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- OK, here we go again. Sam's back. We get it.

It's getting annoying to hear.

- Therefore I, honorable Mayor Marty Small, Sr.,

hereby recognize today,

September , ,

as "Jersey Shore" Day.

- Back in the day, nobody really wanted us.

The governor didn't mess with us.

Italian American associations didn't mess with us.

- So now, let's present everyone

with a copy of this proclamation.

- Hell yeah. - And then let the party start.

- Thank you.

[all cheering]

- And let's give it the biggest cheer ever.

And this day... [all cheering]

Deserves to be celebrated worldwide!

[all cheering]

- Oh, hold up.

We got a special guest in the building.

Give it up one time for Uncle Nino.

[all cheering]

- Wow. Didn't expect that.

Now, usually, I'm upset when I see Uncle Nino

because he's annoying.

- Uncle Nino's here!

all: Nino! Nino!

- But he's a part of Jerzday whether we like it or not.

- I love you! I love you all! I love you all!

- All right.

First of all, we really want to thank

each and every one of you for watching us for all those years

and welcoming us to your home every single Thursday night.

- This is beyond epic.

We're still here years later getting a holiday.

- And obviously, I want to appreciate my family

for putting your lives out there for all these years.

- ♪ Time goes ♪

- Guidos, when we stop, our chrome keeps spinning.

- My abs are so ripped up, we call it the Situation.

We didn't come this far to come this far.

[all cheering]

- You guys ready to party with me this summer?

Your number one mission is to go out

and find the hottest Guido and take him home.

I'm back. [all cheering]

- It's such a crazy thing

to think that people grew with us...

- Kind of a blast in the glass.

- And can relate to us.

Another--no!

I can't wait to be back to see you again.

- Oh!

- They can be like, you know what?

I was just like them...

- I'm a good person!

Where's the beach? [all cheering]

- But just from a different town.

- Ma, stop crying.

- Going through the same fight.

Did you grow some ba*ls all of a sudden?

- I always had ba*ls, honey.

- Let's do it!

- If you stay, you'll get your a*s beat.

- OK.

- You can stay, get your [...] a*s beat.

- All right. - Make up...

- Can we hug it out? - I love you.

- I feel your pain. - Thank you.

- Let's all kiss and make up.

- Won't happen again.

- Break-ups...

- I can't do this anymore. I need to go home.

- Friendships...

- [squeals]

[all cheering]

- Love you guys. - Love you guys.

- Love you all.

- And people can realize that, like,

I grew up with "The Jersey Shore."

[laughter and cheers]

[upbeat music]

- To think, , we didn't even know

what we were walking into.

Home, sweet home.

[duck phone quacking] - The [...]?

Is that thing quacking?

- What roomies we were about to meet.

- Hey. I'm your new roomie. - Oh, yeah?

- Oh, hey. What's up?

- Yo, yo, yo.

- I'm very grateful for the friendships and the moments.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- What the f*ck? [laughter]

- It's really just amazing. It really is.

- DJ, hit 'em with that music!

[energetic dance music]

- All right, guys.

This was such an amazing accomplishment

and a momentous occasion.

I say we go back where it all began...

- [words echoing] I'm going to Jersey Shore, b*tch!

- Yes!

And go right to Seaside... - Right now?

- Right down the street! Right now!

[all cheering]

- Yes. I haven't been there in so long.

I am so excited to head back to Seaside.

- Jerzday! [all cheering]

- ♪ Big sh*t popping, all the others flopping ♪

[all cheering]

♪ Hands in the air if you really don't care ♪

♪ Get the money and flair ♪

- Bye, guys!

Bye! - We love you.

- We love you! [all cheering]

- What an amazing moment and day this really is.

September is "Jersey Shore" Day.

all: Straight to Seaside! - [laughs]

- Straight to Jersey.

Oh, my God, I want a cheese ball.

- I'm pumped to go back to the shore house

where it all started.

Yes! Like, let's do it.

- This was so cool!

- I don't know about you, but I got a holiday.

- Oh, my God.

My dress is going up my butthole.

- I have to get out of these heels.

- Where's my room? I don't know where the f*ck I live.

- Everybody's excited to go back to the shore house.

Unfortunately, me and Pauly

can't stay in Seaside for too long.

I have a show tonight. Pauly has to go DJ.

So we're all trying to go

and pack up as fast as possible.

[upbeat music]

- We're not changing?

- Ugh! f*ck my life, bro.

People have told me to run for, like, president.

Packing sucks for me

because I always overpack for trips like this.

My mother calls me the bag lady for a reason. [chuckles]

Why do I do this to myself?

I just don't like packing at all.

- God.

- Are we all going? - Yeah.

- It's hard being me.

- Well, straight to Jersey.

- No, wait for me right now. Oh, f*ck.

- Hi. - Come on, bro.

- Bye. - Bye.

- I don't even want to leave.

- I know. What a fun night.

- It is Jerzday. We're celebrating.

Let's go have a meatball day in Seaside.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

Yeah, it was awesome.

- Not cool. So annoying.

- This is the boys. That's the girls.

- OK. - You're driving, I believe.

- OK. - All right.

Can we get in our car? - Watch the plaque.

You got the plaque in there. - Yeah.

- I don't mind driving.

♪ ♪

- ♪ We don't stop ♪

- Angelina will sit in the back.

- ♪ We on lock ♪

- Are we waiting for Ang?

- ♪ Put your hands up in the air ♪

♪ Put your hands up ♪

- Wait, she's not here? - [chuckling] No.

- Being me is so hard, guys.

[music slows down and stops]

There's a lot that goes into it.

- Pauly and Vinny only have, like, less than an hour.

Where the f*ck is Ang?

- Call her. Ask her why she's not coming.

Because every time I call her, it goes straight to voicemail.

- If they're all together, and they didn't see me,

why didn't anybody call me?

[phone ringing]

- I work on my own time.

It's called Angelina time, so yeah.

And everyone knows it.

[phone ringing]

You know what? I just don't give a f*ck.

- That's like a humanly thing to do.

- Angelina just said, I'm not coming.

- She's not coming?

- What happened? - Oh, my God.

- We were all, like, just having a great time.

What just happened? - Where am I going?

- What happened?

We all were just so excited to go down to the shore house.

What happened?

- We're going to miss the boys.

- Yo, that was lit.

- Pretty damn crazy. We have our own holiday.

[Pauly chuckles] - Oh, dude.

Such an amazing moment.

- I'm calling her again. [phone line trilling]

She's such--

- I'm just--I'm just done.

- Ang, we're downstairs waiting for you.

- It's not--I really have to like somebody,

like Sam maybe or somebody.

Like, I love Sam, but, like, she walked by my room.

Like-- - Give me the phone right now.

- Hey, guys, can you just give me a minute?

Like, I just-- - Give me the f*cking phone.

- My luggage was closed-- - Hey, Ang.

Hey, Ang. Wait a second. It's me, Sam.

- [whispering] Oh, sh*t.

- Don't say, Sam walked by me.

I didn't even know what room you're in.

I don't need to go get you.

It's the second time I've heard you

throw my name around like that, and it's pissing me off.

[dramatic music]

[tape squeaking]

♪ ♪

- Ugh, the drama.

- Oh, God.

- Ugh, apparently, Angelina's been, like,

saying negative comments about me.

What the hell?

Recently, we had to do, like,

a week in New York City of just press.

Multiple people told me that

she was just talking bad about me.

- Maybe she's jealous.

She "brought you back" on the show,

so then... - Babe. What a shame.

- I don't know, maybe she feels a little left out.

- That's not left out. That's called jealousy.

Angelina maybe is not getting the attention

that she once had because the press is all about

Sam's back, Sam's back, Sam's back.

But I don't really know what it is, honestly.

I don't know.

I said to her, I'm like, let me ask you.

Is there anything bothering you about me?

I'd rather you tell me.

- Oh, damn. - And she goes, huh?

And she just, like, acted dumb. - [laughs]

- Not like, no, why would you think that? It goes, huh?

To whom? I'm like, multiple people.

She's like, name them because I got no time.

I go, the point is, are you?

And she's like, I'm busy. No. - Oh.

- I'm like--I'm like, do you have a problem with me?

I can't.

She said there was nothing, so I let it go.

But if she continues to talk about me,

I'm going to say something to her.

Why is she coming at me, babe?

[tape squeaking]

Stop throwing my name around. You're pissing me off.

I've just had enough.

Don't say to Deena

that Sam should have came to my room and got me.

I'm out here. I'm waiting for you.

- Angelina, get your sh*t together and come down!

- I'm coming.

You shouldn't be worrying about coming to get me.

- You have to be here with us.

- I'm coming out. I hear you. - So come down!

- Angelina!

- We want you here!

- Keep my f*cking name out your mouth.

I'm being nice waiting for you.

- Yo, that was lit. - Pretty damn crazy.

We have our own holiday.

- Dude, such an amazing moment.

- That was fun with all the fans and everybody.

- It was electric.

We just got flooded with emotion.

And we were like, you know what?

There's only one next step.

To go back to Seaside where it all began.

- I'm going to Jersey Shore, b*tch!

[old-school hip-hop music]

- Almost all the g*ng. - Yeah, almost everybody.

- Almost.

- Yeah, it feels weird going to Seaside

and him not being there.

- Yeah. It definitely--

it definitely felt weird that he wasn't there.

- Maybe we should call him. - Yeah.

Heading to Seaside, it's got us thinking of Ron,

so we got to give him a call.

- Yeah, what's up, man? I got MVP in the car, man.

- What's up? What's up? - We was thinking about you.

It was a "Jersey Shore" Day today,

and we wanted to let you know you were there in spirit.

- Oh, hell yeah. - Yup.

We're going to Seaside right now,

so it feels weird that you're not here.

- On another note, man, we wanted to check in,

making sure that you on the right path.

- You sound good.

- Nice. - OK.

- That's really great.

We missed you,

so we just wanted to check in and say what's up.

- Keep up the good work, man. - Yeah, we'll see you soon.

- All right. - All right, brother.

- He sounded good. - He did.

He did sound good.

- ♪ Get up, get up ♪

♪ 'Cause the whole world ain't gonna wait for you ♪

- She's still not here.

We only go to the house once every, like,

four f*cking years.

- With everybody. - Yeah.

- This is my first time back there with all you guys.

- I know. She took the moment from us.

- This is wild.

I know Angelina's going through a lot,

but I hope she's not going down that dark path

because she needs to come to Seaside and celebrate.

- Should we call the boys and say we're

probably not going to make it? - Let's call Pauly.

- All right. OK.

[phone rings] - Hold up. Deena's calling me.

Hey, what's up, girl? - Hey.

So we're still at the Hard Rock.

- What? - What?

- Oh, my God.

- Because Angelina doesn't want to come down

and she said everybody left her up there.

- Oh, my word. - We're almost at Seaside.

- We're, like, almost there.

All we wanted was, like, one photo of the entire family

in that house on today.

Today specifically. It's our holiday.

- Pauly, we know you have a flight.

We're so sorry.

If you have to leave, you have to leave.

- Yeah. You gotta go, you gotta go.

- We just wanted to tell you we love you

and thank you for trying to hang out with us at Seaside.

- Oh, damn. - I'm sad.

- You know, I'm sad, too.

It was going to be fun with everybody.

- All right. Godspeed, you guys.

- Hopefully we'll see you. - OK. Bye.

- I mean, listen, I'm not going to say this is not on brand.

I'm not going to say it.

But it is on brand.

- Is that her? I think I hear her voice.

[suspenseful note]

- Are you ready?

b*tch, just get in the car so we can get down there.

Climb in the back. - I don't care.

- Blown away by the behavior.

I'm blown away by how she treats me.

Don't say to Deena

that Sam should have came to my room and got me.

That's not my priority.

- She is an adult. She can get herself down to the car,

just like each and every one of us did ourselves.

- Yeah, I want to see Pauly before he leaves.

- Sorry, guys. Thank you for waiting.

Don't be mad.

- Instead of being on that high, like whoo,

we're going to Seaside, it's kind of like crickets.

[crickets chirping]

- All right.

Well, let's just let it go and have a good time.

- Yes, definitely.

- The mood is just, like-- [blows raspberry]

Went downhill.

- How long does it say? - An hour.

- Ugh. I have to pee.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Been around the world ♪

- ♪ Yeah, but I keep on finding my way back ♪

♪ 'Cause home is where the heart is at ♪

- Wow. This is it right here, boys.

- All right, boys, where it all began.

- Bye. - Yeah.

- We're home.

Ocean Terrace.

We are here.

MVP in the building.

We about to step in where it all began.

- Whoa.

- Whoa, it smells the same.

- It smells exactly the same.

- Oh, my goodness.

Lookit, we still got "Scarface" on here.

- Yo, let's go see our room.

- Whoa, this is the same creaky steps.

- Yup. - Oh, wow.

So this is my first bedroom.

I was here. Mike was--

did MVP sleep here? - I was right here.

- No, wait. You were there. But was Sammi here?

- Yeah.

Us three, we could probably do that because he's chill.

Seems like you're chill. - Yeah, I'm real chill.

- Yeah. Yeah, you were here, maybe.

- I mean, my room was basically the smush room

because you know I was getting it in all the time.

- Oh, word?

I just walked in here and I got an STD.

♪ ♪

[music slows down and stops]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Oy, vey.

- I'm just shutting my mouth.

I don't want to really be around anybody.

- [yawns]

- Somebody could have helped me.

I would have done that for them.

Sam is the one that did walk past my room, though.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I had a dream last night ♪

♪ Do you feel the same about me ♪

[upbeat music]

- I look at that balcony, and you know what I see?

Are you friends with her?

- This is my last time trying. Are you friends with her?

- Hit him with a cross.

- Oh, man. - Damn, the memories.

♪ ♪

- All right, ladies. Seaside Heights, two miles.

- Whoo! Two miles!

- We are so close to Seaside.

Honestly, I just hope we get there before

Vinny and Pauly need to leave.

- Well, fellas, I must hit the road.

- It sucks. DJ Pauly D has to leave.

- Let's MVP it.

- And the girls have not arrived.

- M.

- V. - P!

all: Shore house!

♪ ♪

- All right, I'm out.

- Oh, my God, we're here. Where do I park?

- Oh, my God.

- We're home!

- It looks exactly the same.

- I'm getting memories.

You haven't seen anything until you've seen me

at the Jersey [...] Shore.

Oh, my goodness.

[crunch] Oh, my back!

- This is a huge moment.

We were just given a holiday,

and now we're able to walk back into where it all started.

- We're home. - Honey, I'm home.

- We're home. - Hey.

- Honey.

- Oh, it smells like sh*t! - It smells the same.

- It's been years since I've been in this house.

Hello? - I hear a girl.

- Nothing's changed.

It still smells exactly the same.

Like sweat and regret all in it.

- We're home. - How was your ride?

- It was a ride. - Wonderful.

- It was a ride.

- OK, Ang, I'm going to tell you right now,

stop throwing my name around like that.

You're pissing me off.

- We got pizza, chicken fingers, salad.

- We're starving. - Did Pauly leave?

- Yeah, Pauly had to go.

- Pauly left already? - He just left.

- He had to go. - Oh, my God.

- You just missed him. - Oh, my God.

- That's all right. - He had a gig.

- We got our own holiday. How cool is that?

- All right, guys, I'm going to go back

to strip at the Hard Rock.

- No, you're not. - You're going now?

- He's gonna go back to slanging that D, kid.

- What do you mean? I have two shows in an hour.

- Ugh!

I can't believe we missed hanging with the boys

because Angelina was throwing a tantrum in her room.

- Well, thanks for coming. Have fun. Good luck.

- Bye. See ya. - Look at this pizza.

- This was the most anti-climactic entrance ever.

- I feel bad we missed Pauly.

- Well, let's make the best of it.

- Let's do a toast.

Cheers to girls' night with Mike!

[all cheering]

- Part two.

- I guess it's another girls' day with BDS.

I mean, like the pregnancy part.

You know, like your vag*na opens up so big.

- Dang. - And like--

- What the hell?

- Let's go, Mike.

Can you be the designation when we go on the boardwalk?

- I definitely--yes.

- Let's get this party started.

- I'm going to go change.

- Oh, my God. This looks like a doll house.

- I know. Like, we lived here. - [chuckles]

- This house brought so many memories

and so many opportunities.

And to be able to come in here almost f*cking years old

and saying, this house gave me everything in my life

that I have today, is beyond iconic.

- This house smells like butt.

- I'm going to put on a hoodie and jeans.

As I'm walking through this house,

I'll be honest with you.

I have nothing but positive memories.

The positive definitely outweighs the bad and crazy.

And sometimes the crazy is good.

The boy has returned a man.

He's now The Proclamation.

- I'll be in better spirits, like, when I'm left alone

and like--I'm like--

- Do you want me to leave you alone?

- No, no, no. Not you. I feel like I'll be better.

- Well, things just went down the opposite direction

of me being so happy, getting that, like, proclamation.

I'm just done.

- Ang, we're downstairs waiting for you.

- It's not you guys. I'm not mad you guys.

I really have to like somebody,

like Sam maybe or somebody.

Like, I love Sam, but, like, she walked past my room.

Like, Pauly walked past my room.

- Give me the phone.

- I did open the door and say, guys,

can you just give me a minute?

So I bring you on the show.

I DM'd you, thinking you were going to be a friend to me.

Like, at least help me with my luggage.

- Why would I be the one to go to your room

and ask you if you need help?

- Well, I don't know where you went.

- Don't put that on me, Ang, because you're late.

- Just give me a moment.

I need--like, I take a while to get over things.

- I know. - Because I just--

I deserve respect. - I know.

Angelina's in a mood, and she's a ticking time b*mb.

So this might blow up in Sammi's face.

- It's like everybody else had schedules,

so we were, like, running, running,

running for everybody else.

It's like, all right, f*ck her.

- Oh, boy. We're f*cked.

- Hurricane Angeliner's coming.

- I'm done with that f*cking b*tch, Sam.

- Ang, what's your deal with me, b*tch?

- You're a little snarky towards me.

It's a little f*cking weird. - Why are you coming for me?

- b*tch, I brought you in here. I'll take you the f*ck out.

- Stop talking about me!

- "Jersey Shore" Day has been ruined.

- Don't touch me.

[screaming]

- Oh, my God! - No!