06x33 - Just Flip the Table

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV

- What is the status of everything with your dad?

- I don't know if he's alive. I don't know anything.

- That's devastating.

- All right, last night. Time to clock in.

- ♪ Ah, we got no shame ♪

♪ The tequila can take the blame ♪

♪ We'll be on TV ♪

- Girl, this is your Dirty Stay-Out initiation.

- Jenni told me that you said what you said,

and, like, you didn't really want to do that.

- I don't necessarily agree with that.

I'm thinking of how I should get out of this.

Can we agree on a cease-fire?

- Immediately, I'm just like, they're talking sh*t,

definitely about me, and I'm over it.

So I feel like, yeah, I should go home

to my daughter right now.

- Are you gonna bring this up to her?

- Total cease-fire.

I am definitely not gonna say sh*t.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild

♪ Let's party, get loud - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun - Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now. - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello? - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ Ha, did you hear?

♪ I've been getting all the work, a new year ♪

♪ Battling insecurities, bat away the fear ♪

- Aah!

- I would say out of all of our vacations,

this is one of the best last nights ever.

We're all dancing, we're drinking,

we're having a good time, and I'm so happy.

Maybe this time we're not gonna leave on drama.

- ♪ Let me dominate you, let me show you how ♪

♪ You could get the cream, make the cat meow ♪

Tonight is Sam's initiation into the Dirty Stay-Outs,

and I don't know if she's doing too great

right now as a Dirty Stay-Out.

The Dirty Stay-Outs basically own this bar right now.

Like, we're k*lling it.

- But I look at Sam. She's just sitting down,

she's not really drinking her drink,

and she won't dance, and she's not really being dirty.

Yeah, I don't know.

- It's gonna be a long night.

- She told me you said what you said

to appease everybody and shut everybody up, basically.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[playful music]

This is like what he does.

He stirs the pot, and then he kind of like

puts his hands up and says, I didn't do anything.

- I'm not gonna say a word.

There's still beef in the streets, but...

me and Angelina are going

to move forward and have a cease-fire,

which is the best way to get to tomorrow.

- He won't tell us what was said,

but when Mike walks around the club doing this,

like he's innocent,

means he's guilty.

Like, something's going on.

- ♪ Put your hands up

♪ This is what it sounds like ♪

- I'll be honest with you,

I always try to do the right thing,

and our relationship's leveling up.

I don't want to ruin that.

But it's also so hard for me

to hold this cease-fire inside.

[tape fast-forwarding]

- So here we go.

Now it's happening.

I'm about to get some tea right now.

- Ange she brought me back here.

She had that thing with JWOWW, and they got into it.

JWOWW said that nobody likes her,

and I said, that is not the case.

That is not the case.

Whatever's between you and JWOWW

is between you and JWOWW.

Cease-fire, we're shutting it down right here.

- Yeah. - And she's like,

well, don't say anything...

- Oh, my God. - Going forward.

- I don't know how just yet, but Mike is guilty.

- He gonna talk sh*t.

- Kids at home,

follow the bouncing ball.

G-U-I-T-L-Y, guilty.

[buzzer blares]

Oh, sh*t.

- You gonna wait till breakfast to tell her?

- No, I'm not--no. Nothing will benefit from that.

So what I'm doing is, I got the phone.

- Putting it down? - I'm putting it down.

- Hey! - Putting it down.

I'm putting it down.

Sometimes it's a little easier said than done, you know?

[laughs]

That's how it is.

- [indistinct]

- So when are you telling JWOWW?

- I cannot tell her. - [laughs]

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

Let's go, let's go.

- I don't remember that.

What'd I do?

- I'm not leaving.

- Bye, guys.

- [screams]

- [yawns]

- I love you.

- Bye!

- The best part about the meatballs,

is you could safely escape them.

- I'm scared.

- Oh, no!

- All right, we have to get in the car.

- Let's go!

- Nicole, you were on the stage all night.

- I know. I was enjoying myself.

- I love that. - She had a great time.

[Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"]

- b*tches, this is my song.

If you don't know this song, this is my funeral song.

[music stops]

[music resumes] [all screaming]

- ♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- I'm freezing.

- I'm dead.

- [yawning] Oh, man.

It's so bittersweet coming back to this suite.

I can't believe it's the last night.

But I'm like, yes, I k*lled this Dirty Stay-Out initiation.

- Oh, hey, guys. - Hey.

- We all here? - We're all here?

- Confessional. Come on.

all: Peace out, Margaritaville!

- We love you.

- Wait, are you a Dirty Stay-Out?

Are you gonna stay?

- I think I'm a Dirty Stay-Out. What do you think?

- No. - Are you staying out?

- I've actually been hanging out with the Dirty Stay-Outs.

Guys, don't do this to me tonight.

Technically, I am kind of like a Dirty Stay-Out.

- Good night, guys! Whoo!

We did it. - Good night, Sam.

- Good night. See you tomorrow.

- I'm tired, honey.

- Oh, she's soft. 'Cause she's a Jenni.

- She's a Jenni f*cking part two.

- I think I gotta go check on the boys.

You guys can make your margs.

- I love you, Chris.

- D, I'll leave the door open, if you know what I'm saying.

- You're gonna have to suck him off tonight.

- Listen to your friend.

[laughter]

- I was going outside to talk to Angelina

just to sort of end the night on a positive note,

and she's definitely hung up

on the whole JWOWW situation, for sure.

- I mean, I think it's pretty simple.

They never liked each other.

They're not gonna like each other.

If I were you, I would not engage

because there's no positive outcome.

It's just stupid. - It really is.

It's really bullshit,

and my brain is just fried at this particular point.

- I'm done. I'm not waking up tomorrow.

I'm just gonna go to my flight and go home.

Ow.

- OK, I think I got it. - Is tequila in there?

- We got it. - Did you put tequila in it?

- Wait, it's on.

- +Ew.

- No, I smell the tequila, and I'm like--[gags]

- I wish that was drinkable.

- It is. - No, it's not.

- Cheers to the f*cking last night, guys.

Cheers to the Dirty Stay-Outs.

- Yes. - Cheers.

- Disgusting.

- Ew.

Dirty Stay-Outs!

- We are the only Dirty Stay-Outs.

- We love Sam, but she's not a Dirty Stay-Out.

- We are f*cking the best of the best.

You know this.

- It's : in the morning?

Good night, b*tches.

I'm going to sleep.

- What's happening? - Sam.

- Oh, you're grading her?

- Yeah, we said we were gonna give her

a f*cking initiation.

- Oh, she sucks.

sh*t.

Chris.

- Minus F?

- Like, less than an F?

- I don't think there is.

I think an F is an F.

- Oh, f*ck.

- She gets an F.

- Oy.

- Dear Sam, you failed...

- You failed your-- - Your--

how do you spell "initiation"?

- Uh, I-N-I-T-A-T-I-O-N, I think.

- Into the Dirty Stay-Outs Club.

- What's this? - That's a plus right there.

- Why plus? Why are we--

- Because it's nice.

- All right. - Yeah.

- We love you, but girl, we gave you an F+.

That's like better than you're supposed to get.

- Yeah, she failed.

Oh, my God. Where's the room?

- Where's the door?

- My feet hurt.

I'm "giatric," I feel.

Where's her thing? - Oh.

- Failed miserably.

Let's go to sleep. - Fine.

Open the door. f*cking let me in.

- Bye-bye. Good night.

- I'm going to sleep in my dress.

I don't give a f*ck.

That's what a Dirty Stay-Out does.

Babe, please come in bed.

- Flip a table.

[all scream]

- He said cease-fire. - He did.

- If Mike crossed me

with that whole cease-fire bullshit,

I'm going in.

- I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- ♪ Gon' dive into the good life ♪

♪ Rain it down on me, rain it down on me ♪

♪ Joyride into the good life ♪

♪ Rain it down on me ♪

- This trip is one for the books.

- I wonder how everybody's feeling after last night.

It was a little bit lit.

- Those meatballs are definitely

not getting up today.

- [snoring]

Ooh, God.

I'm not ready for that.

- Oh.

F+?

What the hell? What is this?

I am so confused.

[bass-heavy music]

Guess I'm an early bird, not a Dirty Stay-Out.

♪ ♪

Hello? - Hello.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

How you feeling today?

- I failed my initiation. - You failed?

- I failed. - I thought you k*lled it.

You hung. Ah, damn.

- How did I fail? I'm like, you guys went

to sleep five minutes after me.

Like, what do you mean I failed?

- I know you were nervous for their audition.

I'm surprised you didn't get the job.

[chuckles] - I failed.

- Wait, here he comes. Don't say anything.

- Hey. - Hey.

- We were just talking about you.

- That's cool.

- Nice shade of gray.

- You know, whipped it out for the last day.

- Mm.

- I failed my initiation.

- Good. That means you're a normal person.

- Oh. All right. Well, there's a plus.

♪ ♪

- You dancing maniac.

- [chuckles]

I don't even have a voice anymore.

This trip kicked the sh*t out of me.

It's the last day of the trip,

but we definitely still have to take our family photo,

because it's all about memories.

So I figure we'll go to the suite.

We'll bring everybody their shirts.

- Good morning.

- Oh, I failed my initiation.

- I actually thought you were

because I didn't see the shots,

I didn't see the crazy falling off the stage.

- But I thought Dirty Stay-Outs was just

going out and having fun.

- Oh, no.

- They posted on my door, like "failed."

- Oh!

- Deena, look.

- What is that?

- "Dear Sam, you failed your initiation

"into the Dirty Stay-Outs Club.

"Sorry, not sorry.

F+."

- Who gave her that?

- Oh, hey, boo.

- Morning.

- Whoa, good morning.

- I had a blast.

- Wait, I failed?

♪

I failed?

- She failed. - Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Do you know the requirements

to be a Dirty Stay-Out?

- You're a Jenni.

- What? - We need a guideline.

- Yeah, we need requirements.

- It's not bad to be a Jenni.

- We have to have a redo. - Yeah, we'll do it again.

Me and Deena will make a checklist.

- Yeah. - Hey.

Who wrote this to Sam?

- Angeliners.

- Wait, you didn't fail me?

- No, I did fail you.

- She still fails you.

[laughter]

- F+.

- It is time.

I'm just going straight to breakfast right now...

- Me too. - To see everyone.

Last night's conversation with Angelina

was definitely a mind-f*ck.

- Why she threw you the f*ck under the bus then?

- No-- - That doesn't make sense.

That doesn't add up in my head.

- I don't know.

You gotta be on your heels with that girl.

- Something's wrong here.

- I am not between you and Jenni.

I thought that I was actually ending the season

on a positive note, but I'm a little nervous

because there's still beef in the streets,

and I did have sort of like a little sit-down with MVP.

So I don't know how we're gonna move forward.

Are you ready for breakfast?

- OK.

♪ ♪

- Vin! Get up.

Last day in Margaritaville.

I think I overcame a lot of stuff.

But at the same time, if I find out

that Mike has crossed me

with that whole cease-fire bullshit,

I'm going in.

- Hopefully, no one asks me any questions today.

- I think he-- I think he did it.

I think he told Jenni what I spoke to him about.

- All right, honey, we gotta get out of here

before it starts getting hot.

- You're a f*cking clown

because he said cease-fire.

Does Jenni speak for you?

And he said no.

It's f*cking bullshit.

Enough is enough.

- ♪ Bouncing on the bass like the clothes in the dryer ♪

♪ Till it told me k*ll it, so I'm building like a Mayan ♪

- Remember, cease-fire.

All I do is pray right now

that Mike and his cease-fire that he promised me

is actually gonna be real.

Babe, come on.

Looking at Mike's track record,

I believe that he already talked to Jenni.

They f*ck with us.

- I know. - Don't let Mike--

he's--be like, hey, bro, you said cease-fire.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

This is something he would do.

So I have no idea what the hell I'm walking into.

Hi. - What up?

- Oh. - What's up, what's up?

- Oh, sh*t. Where is everybody else?

- I don't know where Lauren and Mike are.

- Oh. - Oh, the gray today.

- Damn, he's even wearing your color.

- Gray is my new favorite color now.

- Bro. - Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

[laughter]

- Oh, you made it. - Oh, my God.

- I saw the a million notes.

- Don't she get a A for effort?

- Sam, we gave you an F+, so. - Shots fired.

- I thought Dirty Stay-Outs, you stay out late and have fun.

That's what I did.

- No, we need to do a checklist of our criteria.

- I'm not leaving!

[screams]

[upbeat music]

- I'm not leaving. - Whoo!

- I am not leaving.

- ♪ Get it done

- Bye, guys.

[buzzer blaring]

Bye, guys.

- ♪ Hit it hard like a bad girl ♪

♪ Power on ♪

♪ Hit it hard like a bad girl ♪

- I'm not leaving.

- Whoa! [glass shatters]

- Well, I'm not leaving yet.

- Vin, can you grab me a fork?

- Do a checklist. Let's do another...

- No, yeah. - Thing.

- Next time. - Thanks, buddy.

- Where's Mike and Lauren?

- So it doesn't seem like Mike said anything.

- No, right?

- Time to go back to Jersey. - Yeah.

- And the babies. - Uh-huh.

- He didn't come in yet. - Everything's peaches.

- Hello.

Good morning. - Hey.

- Hello, friends. - Good morning.

[overlapping chatter]

- What's up, guys? - Good morning.

- This is the best vacation I've ever had.

- Really? - Me too.

- Same. - Next vacation,

we should find some lady for Vincent.

- I like natural-looking women,

like all-natural, not like you.

all: Oh.

- None of us are natural.

You also had a nose job, d*ck.

- Yeah, I remember that. - When did I get a nose job?

I remember that. - A nose job?

- Did you not? - Yep.

- Me? - Yes.

- No, I've never had a nose job.

- Fraud. - I would get my money back

if that was a nose job.

[gasps and laughter]

What? - Oh, my God.

- That was so mean.

- It's the same nose.

- I kind of want to get a nose job.

- If anything, I would get my knees done if I was you.

- Damn them kneecaps is crazy.

- Oh, my God.

- Yo, why do your knees look like the Grand Canyon?

If anything, just get some filler in your knees.

You got gosh lagers.

- Ashwagandha knees got to go.

- Ashwagandha knees.

- I'm an investigative genealogist,

private investigator.

- Benny, look at your phone.

- Oh.

- What now?

- Seeing this text from Pamela, I'm getting nervous about it.

Maybe Pamela couldn't find the Angelina's father.

Maybe Angelina's father wasn't alive,

so I'm hoping for the best, but I don't know, honestly.

- What's happening? - Who are you calling?

- What is happening?

- Why are you so serious right now?

I'd freak out.

- No, you guys are so weird.

- You're scaring me.

- Who is he talking to?

- This is awkward.

- Hello.

- Hi.

Is Pamela there?

- Who the f*ck is Pamela?

- What is happening?

- Pamela Anderson? - Yes.

Give me one moment, please.

- OK.

- What the f*ck?

- Hey, Pamela.

How are you?

I got the whole squad here.

Can you introduce yourself?

- Oh, sh*t.

- So everyone that doesn't know, myself

and Vinny teamed up weeks ago.

We also partnered up with Pam, who is a genealogist--

- What the f*ck?

- To help find Angelina's daddy.

- Oh my god.

Wait.

What?

- What are the updates in our search?

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is really happening.

- I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Oh, my God.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah, I'm in shock.

This is all that I've wanted for,

I don't even know how long now.

Is this real?

Is this really happening?

Can you tell me more?

Like, is he alive?

♪ And I feel you in my dreams ♪

♪ In my dreams, in my dreams ♪

♪ Know life ain't always something easy ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Oh, my God.

- Can you tell me more?

Is he alive? Like--

♪ Get yourself together

- That's amazing.

That was a big fear for me, but he's alive.

♪ Get yourself together ♪

- Yep.

Where does he live?

- So--

- Whoa.

- Wow.

- New Jersey man.

- Yo, I'm getting tingles right now.

- Me too.

Like, I got goosebumps.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, wow.

- Holy sh*t.

- Oh, my God.

- A half sister?

Oh, my God.

- I wonder what her sister looks like?

- How old is my sister?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

I'm gonna cry.

- is she single?

- Oh, my God.

- You're an as*h*le.

- Stop it.

- You're disgusting.

- Sorry.

- Do you know if he wants to meet me?

- All right.

Thank you.

- Oh, my God. Pamela.

- Pam don't miss.

Pam don't miss.

- I am blown away with what's going on.

Hearing this exciting news just really touches my heart.

I just feel for her in this moment.

- This is huge.

- Oh, that's so beautiful.

- Thank you so much. - Oh, wow.

- So awesome.

I'm in shock.

I just found this out, what, how many months ago?

- We were in Solvang when you were figuring it out.

- Do you remember we had that conversation?

- Yeah.

- My mom, she said she was f*cking with me,

but she said your father might not be your father.

- Girl.

- And I said, Mom, I'm gonna do the and Me.

She's like, why would you do that?

I always felt something.

That DNA test, man.

It looks like a shot you'd get in the club.

I actually took my DNA test.

He's not my dad.

- Oh, my God.

I know.

- Sorry.

- Well, I've had a feeling my whole life.

It's so terrible.

- Yeah.

- I think about the way I was raised

and all that stuff that went on in my childhood,

and I just knew.

I just felt it for years.

It all makes sense.

He knew I wasn't his kid, but now, I deserve this.

This is like a very happy moment.

I just hope he wants to meet me.

- This is a great day for you.

I'm sure he's going to.

- How lucky is he?

His daughter is Angelina.

- Thank you.

- What if he's like a billionaire?

- Can you imagine?

- This guy is gonna get a ring on his doorbell,

and he's gonna answer it, open the door.

He's gonna see a woman holding a trash bag,

saying, um, hello. I'm your daughter.

Well, I'll be honest, you can't end a vacation

any better than this.

- No. - Very nice.

- This is really nice. - Thank you.

- Yeah.

- This is such a crazy, emotional thing for Angelina.

- You all right?

You wanna go outside for a moment?

- I just want her to know like, girl, I'm here for you.

It's positive vibes.

Great news.

- I'm emotional.

- I always get emotional on something like the good stuff,

you know?

I do.

- I mean, the fact that we're not ending on drama

and fighting with each other, this is great.

- Today, I feel like it puts everything in perspective

and how everyone supported you, and that

stuff and some of those arguments that we can't--

they're so stupid.

- So petty and f*cking dumb now.

So over it.

- And to be honest with you, I didn't say anything

about last night because--

- Because I was like riling myself

up this morning/ I was like, I hope

he f*cking doesn't do that. - Oh, my God.

No, no, no.

- You're a f*cking clown, because he said cease-fire.

I think he did it.

I'm going in.

I'm so proud of you.

This is the first time you didn't say anything.

- You should be proud of yourself.

- Yeah, we just saw what's important in there, you know?

The stuff from last night is not.

- It's not important. - It's not.

- This is a time for happiness.

This is a time for love.

This whole thing really puts a lot of things

into perspective, and I'm so thankful to everybody

for helping me find my dad.

- As much as we've had ups and downs over many years,

you have a family with us.

- Thank you.

- You know?

You really do.

I think you can feel the love.

- Yeah, we just gotta get to that.

Some of us. Some of us.

- I don't even think any words need to be

said between you and Jenni.

I would just call her outside and just give

her a hug, because right there, no words even need to be said.

- I'll bring her outside, but I want to do it alone, you know?

- I would just do it quickly. Come on.

Come on, you're gonna make me cry.

Come on.

- I am done with the drama with anybody.

Jenni, can you come outside really quick?

- Yep.

- So I'm gonna let bygones be bygones with Jenni

and try to move on.

- Well, why do you need this?

- Because there's just bigger things in life.

- I'm very, very, very, very happy for you.

I'm a little shocked, and I'm like,

this isn't a sit-down because it's a stand-down.

Regardless of where we stand, you really do deserve this.

I love the fact that Angelina got this news.

I wanted to leave on a high note.

So you wanted another sit down? - No.

No, I don't want to sit down anymore.

Will you please?

- I really hope we can move past whatever drama we have.

- Me and Mike just have like the best conversation.

He's like, there's bigger things in life.

And I was like, I agree.

- No, there is, and this is one of them.

This is a huge one.

- Today is the important stuff--

family, love, and experience, and things like that.

And yet, all this other stuff that sometimes happens

between us doesn't matter. - It's true.

It's an emotional thing to happen.

- Maybe we'll leave this trip one, big happy family.

- After that event, you can't really fight.

- Yeah, because she's very vulnerable right now.

- They're f*cking weird.

Their relationship, Jenni and Anj, but Jenni

is not a bad person.

She's gonna be there for Angelina,

but that doesn't mean their relationship is perfect.

It's not.

- You know, I said stuff, and you said stuff,

and I think we--

- We clash.

- I just wanted to give you a hug because I don't want you

to think I'm coming for you or I want

you to hurt you or anything. - Thank you.

- Maybe we'll finally do a family picture,

and everybody be--

- Happy. - That would be a first.

- That's not gonna happen.

- It's not like a fake happy.

- One, two, three.

- NOLA!

- This might turn out good.

- Should we throw stuff at him?

- We've been through a lot of sh*t, you know?

Angelina, you are the spicy to my margarita.

- I love you.

- Classy with the wine.

- Oh, I got a boxed wine for us since last time

you almost k*lled me with a wine bottle.

- f*ck you!

- f*ck.

- I'm a wh*re?

- Well, you act like a f*cking wh*re.

- It's not messy.

- I'm not f*cking God!

- They were besties forever.

One, two, three.

Whew!

- I love you.

- I love you.

- I really hope this ends well for you.

You deserve it.

- Thank you.

- This is good because I don't want any more drama,

and I hope her dad is willing to meet her,

because that would be amazing for her.

I hope it's f*cking amazing and you get another sister.

- And you still are the sister I never had and never wanted.

I want you.

- No, I'm really happy for you.

I just want it to end the way that you want it to end.

- I think moments like this are like what I always want,

but I don't get it too much.

- I just wanted to hug you.

I'm sorry.

- And I want this moment forever.

I want to feel this forever.

- But maybe, if I keep this positivity going that things

will get better from here.

- I don't know how it's gonna happen,

but we'll all be there for you.

- Thank you.

♪ I feel the love ♪

♪ I feel the love ♪

- That was crazy.

- It brings emotions up in me.

- The unknown.

- Yeah, I feel like I don't want to talk

about being adopted a lot.

- You don't.

- Yeah, but adopted kids, we always have this thing where

we're like, where are we from?

What happened?

Why didn't my parents want me?

♪ I just want to be here now, lost in the moment ♪

- Very happy for you.

- Thank you.

- I think maybe this will be great for them.

- All right, guys, I'm gonna show you what me and Vincent

have been working on.

I'll go get the boards.

- Yeah, he did an investigation.

- Ah-oh.

- To be honest, I'm not surprised Mike

brought the boards to Florida.

He really thinks he is a private eye detective.

- Angelina's has been MIA, and I'm starting

to put together the scenario.

- Oh, this is a big board.

- Now, that we know exactly where Angelina's father is,

I'm excited to show everyone my findings as the investigation.

This investigation all started when said subject right here,

Angelina Pivarnick took a DNA test

and found out that her daddy is not her daddy, hence,

why we have the investigation.

OK?

And we found out that Angelina's

is part Neanderthal. - What?

Wait. What?

She's part caveman?

- %.

- What the f*ck.

Oh, sh*t.

Whoa.

Oh, god, another f*cking FBI board.

Here we go.

- You're half caveman?

- Neanderthal.

- Yes.

- I see the resemblance.

- Yes.

- You're % Neanderthal?

- I'm like almost %.

- That's half.

- Yeah, that's like a lot.

- That's a lot.

- How much Neanderthal DNA is normal?

sh*t.

- So our search started with Angelina's family tree,

and we started right here with the matriarch

of the dark arts.

- Is that my grandma?

- Yes.

- Some of the leads led to this man right here.

- Uncle Nino.

- Uncle Nino ran amuck in Staten Island

and must be mentioned.

- You would have been related.

- And we had sex?

- Oh!

- Yo, me and Angelina need some privacy.

- All right, bro.

- So f*cked up.

- These f*cking boards are terrible.

Who could have solved anything with this?

- So once we got our board together,

we realized that we needed to call a professional.

- I have to tell you my success rate is really high.

So--

- Me and Vinny, we really just waited for good news,

and it happened five minutes ago, so that's

where we're at right now.

- OK.

- Good job, Mike.

The investigation always delivers the goods,

and in this case, the Faja.

- Hey.

- It's so good, I'm gonna flip the table.

- My feet.

My foot!

- Oh, my God.

- He wanted to do that for so long.

- Here we go.

Please, I want to go in the lake.

- Flip a table.

- You f*cking not pay your taxes, yes or no?

- Oh. - Flip the table.

f*ck it, flip the table. Flip the table.

Flip the table.

- This is a reality show.

- Flip a table.

- It feels so good.

I finally flipped a table.

- Oh!

- Good job, Pauly.

Good job, Pauly.

You flipped your table.

- And it was for a good cause.

- It was.

- OK, so I'm happy we're all finally ending

on a good note this trip.

Anj, that was such a big moment for you.

So let's get on the shirts and take our family photo.

- Oh, we're doing that?

- This one's fire.

- Look at me, man. - Fire.

- It's your color, man.

- Honestly, if there was a way to make

a tie-dye shirt for me, they kind of figured it out.

- It's T-shirt time.

- Look at that.

- I didn't know you could make a depressing tie dye,

but they did it.

- Yeah, that is pretty.

- It's actually very depressing.

- Why is that very morbid?

- All right, let's do a family photo?

- Do we have time?

- This is my first family photo,

and I'm just so happy I could be a part of it.

- Margaritaville!

- Everybody, let's get packed, and we'll meet

at the Flip-Flop.

We had such an amazing time in Margaritaville.

And for once, we're finally leaving

this vacation a happy family.

It's amazing.

- This is such good news, you know what I mean?

It really is.

I'm happy and excited for you.

- Thanks.

- Deja, don't step on camera, you knucklehead.

- My mommy.

- Hold on, we gotta change.

We gotta change.

- This trip alone had two customized shirts.

I'm gonna need a separate closet soon

for the amount of T-shirts we do on these trips.

- Yeah.

- I'm really hyped for Anj.

- Oh, god, what an amazing moment that was.

I'm happy that I never said anything

last night because Angelina was venting to me.

- Sometimes when there's drama in this family,

I'd be full disclosures, and I would have told Jenni

this morning, but I kept it to myself,

and then this morning, that amazing, heartfelt moment

happened, and Angelina had this epiphany.

And she looked at me, and she's like, this

is what matters in life.

And I was like, yeah.

That other stuff doesn't.

I learned from the past, and I'm very proud of myself

that I didn't perpetuate that drama,

and everything worked out the way that was supposed to.

There is such thing as a happy ending.

- Oh, my God, I'm leaving.

- And in our case, a happy beginning.

- Ooh.

- I'm gonna put that one on a shirt.

♪ What doesn't kept us in the sand ♪

♪ We plant the seed, becomes the land ♪

- Big, you got your bags?

Come on, we gotta go.

- Oh, my God, this kid's going crazy.

- Which one?

- Both of them.

- Hey, you guys.

- I'm gonna wear my tie-dye shirt.

We're gonna take our family photo,

and finally leave a vacation on a positive note.

- I brought you a pillow.

- Oh, yes.

- Out of all of our trips, this was

definitely an emotional trip.

Seeing Ron--

- Like the last year, I lost a lot of what I loved.

- Officially having Sam back.

- It just feels so fun being with you guys again,

and I just feel like I'm having the best time ever.

- Angelina, finding her dad.

- I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

- Are you kidding me?

- Anj, I feel you on this.

This is beautiful.

- I cried a lot this trip, but not in a bad way.

- That was crazy.

What do you think about it?

- Anj?

I'm so happy for her.

- Me too.

- It brings emotions up in me, so I feel how she feels.

- Because you're kind of in the same, like, thing.

- Just like not knowing who your parents are.

- The unknown.

- Yeah.

I feel like I don't talk about being adopted a lot.

- You don't.

I know from back then.

- Yeah.

I was born in Santiago, Chile, but I don't really know--

I know nothing, actually, about my birth

family and everything.

- You don't really talk about it.

- It's like a big thing.

- You're respecting your parents.

- Yeah, but adopted kids, we always have this thing where

we're like, where are we from?

What happened?

Why didn't my parents want me?

- When you don't have that history

of where you came from-- - No idea.

- There's a piece of you missing, right?

Only you know that.

Only Anj knows that.

So if you can complete that missing piece--

- I would just love to see what my life was

if I wasn't adopted, you know?

And I feel like we should make this about Angelina.

- Yeah, but it's OK.

You obviously have similar situations going on.

Once she figures this out, maybe she can

help you too go through it.

- Anj is really brave.

I just want her to know, girl, I'm here for you.

I kind of get it.

Even if it doesn't work out the way you want it to,

you're gonna know the truth.

So this is awesome.

- Kaisak Aaron is kind of the same boat.

- Yeah.

For me, I don't know if I'm % wanting to do that,

but I want to see how it goes with Angelina

to see the process.

- She's gone through a lot recently

that, like, I hope it's a good outcome for her for her sake.

- Because then it'll make all of our relationships better,

I feel.

- Totally

- Maybe

- I feel like Angelina is always

just so tough and defensive because of her relationship

with her dad.

- He used to do these things to me, and I just never knew why.

- Like, he treated you differently

than your other sisters.

- I feel like that does a number on somebody,

and why she always thinks people are coming for her,

but right now, she's in a vulnerable state.

Pulling Jenni aside and trying to fix things,

I mean, that's the Angelina that I like to see.

She needs that.

She needs a father figure.

- But how strange to meet somebody you

don't know for years.

I wonder if it's gonna be awkward.

Do you hug that person?

It's a stranger, right?

Because you don't know.

Same with you.

I hope this goes for you too.

- Yeah.

- I hope.

- I'm so excited for her because I feel this.

This is f*cking awesome. - That's why.

It's like--

- This is amazing for her.

- I'm so excited.

♪ Inside, I'm still the child ♪

- It'll work out.

It'll work out.

- Look at Peanut.

She's like, mommy, are you OK?

- She's got a new grandpa.

- Oh, my God.

- It's not settled in with me yet.

That I have a whole other family out there.

She knows.

She definitely knows.

I'm gonna get answers finally.

That chapter of my life where I didn't know

is gonna be done.

♪ Inside, I'm still a child ♪

- Oh, boy.

♪ Waiting now ♪

♪ And you just want to live ♪

♪ Well, outside you, baby, you wanna get back what you give ♪

- Hey. You ready?

- Yeah, let's go. - Do it.

- Ah, Peanut.

- Peanut.

- Hey. You ready?

- Oh, we're leaving? - Yeah.

- You guys should leave.

Everybody's doing it.

- Hey, you guys ready?

- You're doing great, Mike.

- Got the money, right? - Oh, you are.

- Look at all the shirts you made.

- Yeah, I love my shirt.

- Wow, we're finally leaving a trip on a good note, guys?

- Yeah!

- Family photo.

We're gonna leave out of here,

and someone's just gonna step the wrong way,

and we're all gonna fall apart.

- f*ck you.

- Margaritaville!

- I farted.

- Ew!

- Look at us. - Look at us.

- Look at us.

We did it.

- Good job, babe.

Oh, Chris, can you get T in?

- Yeah.

- Q, it's over.

- What's up, Pam?

Look at that hair of yours.

That's a nice haircut.

It was an amazing vacation, but sh*t could have went sideways.

Oh, my God.

- I don't think everyone in the squad

actually knows what I go through

to try to make sure sh*t goes right and is positive,

but I love everybody.

The trip will end on a positive note, at least this one.

We did it, guys.

We did it.

- Babe, don't f*ck with Dave.

- Who would have thought that's what that phone call

would have been about, right?

- God.

[sighs]

Where do I begin?

I always felt like I didn't belong in my family.

I was right.

I just f*cking knew it.

My intuition was right.

That's why everything happened to me.

I'm just happy that this happened now because I

can finally get some clarity.

I want to know so many things.

Who is he?

What did he do for a living?

Does he look like me?

Does he act like me?

Does he fart like me?

Like, so many f*cking things.

Maybe he has a personality like me.

I'm like, up and down right now with emotions,

but it's been a lot my whole life.

This is so positive.

I'm so happy that my real dad is alive

and he lives in New Jersey.

He might be my f*cking neighbor.

I have a half sister.

Well, I'm gonna say sister, because I don't give a sh*t,

you know what I mean?

A grandma, an aunt.

I'm also having so many emotions about what could have

been and what didn't have to happen

to me if I would have had this guy in my life,

maybe, like my real dad.

- I had really a nice trip with you all.

- Yeah, we're crazy.

- I love it.

Nothing new, just bigger pranks and bigger events in people's

lives and bigger things.

It's crazy to me.

I'm sad.

I can't believe I'm going home right now.

I'm gonna miss everybody.

- Does still like us all?

- Love it.

Mike loves you.

- I love him.

There was a lot of highs for me on this trip.

Thank you, god.

I'm happy for you.

Back in the day, I was so involved in a relationship

that I feel like I didn't give some of the friendships

a chance, but I just had an overall blast

with every single person here.

Oh, my God!

- Yeah.

- That's me.

- I don't like her. I don't like her.

I don't like her. [laughs]

- Hello. Cheers.

- Welcome to these crazy men.

- Welcome back, Sam.

- Are you ready for this, Sam?

- Sammy, you're officially in trouble.

- Let her live.

- Can't wait to come back for the next trip.

- So you're coming back for the next trip?

- You're stuck with me. - We got you.

- You're stuck with me now.

- Thank, god.

- Let's hope we don't run away for anything else.

- It started off kind of rocky for me.

- Rocky as hell.

- And I gotta tell you it was so moving, babe.

Everyone was supportive. Everyone.

All the roommates.

- Congratulations.

- Yeah.

- This is huge.

- You met your daddy.

- My grandparents.

That's my grandma.

- I really hope it happens the way you want it to happen.

- Thank you.

- I don't know how it's gonna happen,

but we'll all be there for you.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, I need to be there for you.

I would never miss it for the world.

- I know. I know.

- OK? - Yeah.

- I love you. - I love you.

- I feel like you need to be there for her, for that.

- A little bumpy, but we got through it.

- Yeah.

- At least we ended on a vinyl.

- Yeah, Grayson.

That's what I'm talking about.

- Bye, Orlando.

- What a wild trip.

Anything's possible with this family.

- Everyone was so--it was so moving for me to see that.

Thank you, guys, so much.

For real.

This is gonna be amazing for me and my life.

So thank you.

Holy sh*t.

I have a dad.

- You have a dad.

- So Nicole, you believe in aliens.

Do you think they come in peace?

- Yeah. - [yelps]

- Ah! - What?

- Oh, no!

- Somebody pooped in my bathroom

and then left. [laughter]

- This is advice coming from the man

that only wears gray, like his personality.

- Okay. - Ooh!

- Angelina and I's relationship is so rocky--

- What the f*ck?