06x32 - Dirty Try Out

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- ♪ MTV ♪

- What's up, guys? - Hey, Ron.

This is the first time we've all seen Ron in two years.

We thought we were gonna find you dead one day.

And it makes me cry,

because we were, like, really close.

- Mike did admit that I didn't say that sh*t.

- Ange was being Ange, but not in a malicious way.

- But he said something else to you?

- No, he said it was a forced thing.

- Wait, what?

- Mike, I think we're too early.

- It's time for MVP to experience

their first Flat Earthers Society meeting.

- Time to do some flat smacking.

- OK.

- I'm gonna do a little brunch with Ron.

- Sam, you going? - No.

- [laughs]

- What are you gonna do when you see Sam?

- I don't know, I hope we can have a normal conversation.

- You guys have history.

- She was a big part of my life, you know?

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪ - Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now. - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello? - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Can you feel the heat ♪

♪ Rising up, up, up? ♪

- Whew, it's hot out here.

- Did Justin get home OK? - Yeah.

- I like him. - Yeah.

He had fun. - Where's Nicole?

Is her meeting over yet?

- It's been a while.

- You did amazing yesterday...

- Thank you. - With your speech

and everything. - Thank you. Yeah.

- Nice.

Good job, Meilani.

- Oh, really nice.

I feel like when I plan a family fun day,

I really try and do things that the adults will like

and the kids will like.

- Heaven.

- So the kids are making

tie-dye shirts.

- Is that mine?

Oh, my God!

I love it.

- We have to do Uncle Mike's

and Uncle Pauly's and Uncle Vinny's.

- Wait, I have a really good question for Meilani.

Is Earth round or flat?

- There you go.

- And one of those people is Uncle Mike.

- ♪ Working hard, now we ready for the come up ♪

- We're really going where

no non-Flat Earther has gone before.

- Where is this place? We're in the woods.

- I don't see any people.

- Yeah. It's very secretive.

I am not % on anything, to be honest with you.

We could be the first ones here.

I'm not sure. Oh, it's this way.

This is why I'm bringing MVP

to the Flat Earther Society meeting.

♪ ♪

Hi. How are you?

- I'm great. How are you guys?

- Are we the first ones here?

- Well, unfortunately, we're it.

- Oh, wow. OK.

- We're the only ones?

- Yeah, yeah. Come on, let's sit down.

- Let's do it. - Let's do it.

- Oh, you have some food here.

So arriving to the Flat Earthers meeting,

I'm expecting to go into, like, a huge convention center

with thousands of people.

It's one lady.

And, like, I see sandwiches here.

But if there's Kool-Aid, I am not drinking it.

- Well, I don't think these guys have ever been

to a Flat Earthers meeting before.

- Wow. I'll be truthful with you.

All of my people bailed on me.

You know? - Aww.

- So none of them know I'm here today.

- Well--well, you jus-- - None of them.

- Listen, regardless of beliefs,

you gained three friends today. - Yeah.

- You're never too good to turn down friends.

Are you kidding? I love people.

- Yeah. Can you explain

some of the information that you have--have gathered?

- You know, the first thing to me is that, you know,

they tell us that you live on a ball,

and there's a size of this ball.

- Mm-hmm.

- And when you go look up that size,

we see way too far.

I mean, ba*ls are ba*ls.

It curves in every direction.

- I got two ba*ls. - Where is it--

[laughs] Where is it flat on your ba*ls?

- [laughs]

- It's good to just be here.

I was glad to see you guys yesterday.

Honestly, it was, like, a relief.

- Yeah, and you spoke from your heart.

And that's what we've always wanted from you.

You made me cry.

- Yeah, I saw you. - I was like hyperventilating.

- Sorry to make you cry. - I was like--

[breathing shakily] - [laughs]

Oh, I definitely missed Nicole,

because I feel like me and Nicole were really close.

So to be able to try to move forward

from where we were, it feels good.

That's why I brought the paper, just so I could remember.

- That blew me over.

I was like, oh, my God,

a ripped piece of paper out of, like, a notebook.

- [chuckling] - I was so emotional.

- I was gonna, like, read from that.

But I'm like, I didn't want to be like a robot.

Like, because we know I'm not great with reading from paper.

- No, you're terrible.

♪ ♪

- That says "hi."

- Yeah, I know. Thanks, bro.

Uh...hi, ladies.

My name is Ronnie. [laughter]

[laughing] - My name's Ron.

- [laughing]

- You're so stupid.

- How long you been doing this?

- I came into Flat Earth about .

It was introduced to me.

- OK. - And, um,

I haven't looked back.

- I respect anybody

that's knowledgeable about their beliefs.

You don't have to believe in the same thing,

but I love hearing people's beliefs.

Was there like a changing moment you were like,

"Wow, this one really hit.

This is why I really think this"?

- I've questioned--science in school never made sense to me.

Just the stuff-- it didn't make sense.

Math, basic-- anything past basic math

didn't make sense to me.

- Hmm. - So those things to me,

now I look back, there's a reason it didn't make sense.

I mean, come on, we have three different spellings

for the word "to,"

and three different meanings for the one word.

I mean, come on. [laughs]

Right?

- Very interesting.

- A motto for me is, question everything.

That's all. - [snickers]

- I know we don't live on a ball.

Look around. - Exactly.

- This is a ball you live on, right?

I mean, it's flat.

- Look, I mean, Shelley believes

what she believes.

- Go to Brazil.

Everybody in Brazil knows it's flat.

- And she has some points

that the Earth might be flat...

- We don't build our buildings

based on a curve-- a curved Earth.

- For people that have never studied space before.

But you know, I appreciate the commitment.

- I mean, come on. It's all trickery.

- Yeah. - OK.

- And no matter how high you go,

it's always still flat. - Always.

- Mm-hmm. - If you're on a ball,

somebody's like this.

They're upside down. That doesn't make sense.

- Shelley is a Flat Earth legend, OK?

And I am very impressed with her knowledge.

- We're such positive energy.

You should ground every day. Take your shoes off.

- My shoes are off.

I'm doing it. - We should be grounding.

- I'm doing it. - We are energy.

- I'm doing it. - The whole world.

You are so full of energy. - I'm grounding.

Long story short is, I was right all along.

It's obviously flat. OK?

I'm grounding. - Our Earth is energy.

- I'm grounding. - They've taken all that

away from you by putting shoes on you.

- I'm doing it.

- You should never put shoes on.

- I actually feel a lot better right now.

- It feels nice.

- MVP is now a part of the Flat Army,

I'm telling you that.

The reason for shoes is

to take away from your relationship to the Earth.

- Yes. - Mother Earth.

- It feels nice. Try it.

- Yes. I'm telling you.

- Nah, f*ck that.

[laughter]

- We are energy.

You can feel it. You vibe.

Like, you're--it just like-- you get goosebumps

and you're just like, oh, my God.

[laughter]

- I'm in a better place than I was for sure.

- Stay away from women.

- I wanna say I'm very happy being alone.

Honestly. - Yeah.

- I feel at peace, you know?

Just me and Ariana, and we have--

we're getting into our routine, and that's it, you know?

And it's good for me.

I get to focus on her.

- She's so cute. - Yeah, she's the best.

- She has your face.

- Yeah, she's my twin.

- She's got your munchkin face.

- She's my twin.

I went through what I went through,

and it just kind of like, made me take a step back, you know,

and appreciate everything that's important to me.

- It's all about your baby.

You know? - I agree.

She's my whole life now.

- So are you a Flat Earther?

- I'm interested. [laughter]

I'm interested. - Are you a Flat Earther?

- Question everything. - There you go.

- Even you. - That's right.

As you should. Absolutely.

- I just wanted to thank you for inviting us here,

and the Flat Earth gift bag. - Yeah, of course.

- The gift bag is cool. I love getting merch.

Oh, this is great. You can put this on your Jeep.

- The Flat Army? Yes!

- You wouldn't get a bag like this

at a round Earth meeting, I know that.

- I'm sensing a little bit of a curve,

a little bit of a roundness.

If I didn't believe that the Earth was round before,

I believe it is rounder now.

I believe it's round as f*ck.

- Flat Army is off, and we are marching.

- Yeah, so what's your plan?

Like-- - I don't know.

We'll see.

- Are you gonna fully come back?

- I hope so, yeah.

- I have to say, I'm excited for the Ron and Sam moment.

- I know you all are. You're sadistic f*ck.

- I'ma be like this. - [laughing]

- How you feeling, Ange?

- Good. I love being by a pool.

- Yeah--right now.

- It's OK. - What?

- You're fine. - With what?

- Everything. - Yeah.

No, yeah. I don't ca--it doesn't--

that's not my problem anymore, or my life.

I don't care.

- She's a great person. - She's a great person.

She's a great woman. - I love her.

- She was always good to me. - Yeah.

- You know? - She's so nice.

- So-- - And she has a great man.

- You know, good. I'm happy he makes her happy.

- Yeah. - Like I said, I'm happy she--

- He's a good one. - She found someone that can

give her what I wasn't ready to give her.

- Yeah. - You know?

That's where I'm at.

I hope that we can coexist together, and you know--

I know that I'm gonna have to see Sam, you know?

And when that day comes, I'm kind of looking forward to it.

You know, I was young. I was dumb.

I made a lot of mistakes. - So dumb. So dumb.

- I made a lot of mistakes. - Uh-huh.

- And that's why I want to talk to her.

I feel like I owe her an apology.

You know, a lot of my actions when we were together

weren't really the best,

and I could have been better to her.

- The fact that she's back means so much to me.

Like, we all cried when she walked in.

- Yeah. - It's crazy.

- Yeah. - She looks good, too.

- Does she? - She's so pretty.

- Cool. - No, she's gorgeous.

- She's very-- she's always pretty.

- You f*cked up.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Cheers.

I think he's doing really good.

And he said, eventually, I have to talk to Sam.

- Wait, what?

- He just wanted to say hi, I feel.

- Whoo!

- Sam's gonna be a Dirty Stay-Out tonight!

- Get it, Sam.

- Welcome to the dark side.

- Make some noise for "Jersey Shore"!

- Everybody!

- Ah!

- [screams]

- I think the thing with you and Jenni is you and Jenni.

- That doesn't make sense. It doesn't add up in my head.

Something's, like-- something's wrong here.

Something's very wrong here. - Oh, my God, oh, my God.

We got a situation here.

- ♪ I feel lost at space and it's OK ♪

♪ I don't wanna be found anyway ♪

♪ I think I lost my mind a long time ago ♪

- Well, boys, I don't think I need to ask,

because I think I know the answer.

But are you guys believers now?

- Nope, I'm out.

The Earth is round.

It's definitely interesting.

- How have you been? - So let's talk about me.

Yeah. - Yeah. [laughs]

- My life's chaotic.

Not gonna lie.

- Well, three kids, a husband, and a dog?

Yeah. - Yeah.

I opened up a store in Seaside.

- Did you? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm a hustler. - Yeah, I know.

I remember.

- I've got three kids

to put in college. - You gotta figure out

how to feed them.

- All for them. - No, I know it.

What's up with Ange and Jenni?

They're still beefing? - Mm-hmm.

- All the time? - Yeah.

- That's what I hear. - They just don't get along.

- Everyone have their sunblock on?

- I don't even-- I don't wear it.

- You need to in the Florida sun.

- Do I? - Yes.

[laughter]

- It's fine.

- Meilani just called you out.

[laughter]

- I don't give a f*ck.

I just come here and I have a good time.

I don't want drama.

- [crying]

- Oh, Mama.

- Oh, I hate--I feel so bad.

- Family fun day.

Little mamas.

- So when are you guys thinking about little babies?

- So like, with everything happening,

like, finding out, like, you know,

I don't know who my dad is, like,

it made me want to have kids, like, a lot more

than I ever wanted to have kids.

- Really? - If that makes sense.

Because like, I want to start doing my own holidays...

- You want to have your own family.

- Make my own family traditions, and like--

- What is the status of everything with your dad

and trying to find--

- Dead end. I don't know where he is.

I don't know if he's alive. I don't know anything.

There's nothing popping up on my DNA things.

I did two of them, two different companies.

Like, literally, there's a roadblock.

- That's devastating.

You know?

It's such a sensitive subject,

but I know Mike is working so hard

and trying to get the answers.

And hopefully, Ange will find her dad.

- Has Mike said anything to you?

- The last I checked with him, he was waiting for a call back

from someone that he had reached out to.

- I want to really find him. - Yeah.

You want real answers.

- That meeting was, like, straight up, like--

- [chuckles] - I know.

- Straight hardcore.

Like, she was knowledgeable. - Yeah.

[phone rings] - Oh, my goodness, guys.

- Who that?

- Hello. - Hi, Mike.

This is Pam Slayton calling. How are you doing?

- Hey, Pam. How are you?

We were just talking about you.

Pam, it's Batman.

We would like to see if you have any updates

on the current investigation.

Just please give us a call back.

What's going on?

- I just wanted to update you,

let you know that Angelina's DNA

is definitely challenging.

- Oh, wow. OK.

- Everything about her is challenging.

- Yeah, she was % Neanderthal,

so I figured we could come across some challenges.

- [chuckles] Right, right.

But I am not someone that gives up easily,

and I will continue to navigate these matches.

And then as soon as things are looking really good,

I'll give you a buzz.

- All right, no problem. We all know...

We have faith.

- OK, good.

I look forward to talking with you soon, OK?

- All right. No problem.

Thank you so much. Talk soon.

- You're welcome. Take care.

- Pam's success rate is extremely high.

So I'm hoping that she can get this information

and find out who her father is before we leave tomorrow.

Yeah, it seems that there's

a lot of challenges right now locating the father.

But we're not gonna give up.

- Exactly.

- Well, it was nice seeing you.

I'm gonna get going. I love you.

- It was so nice seeing you. - Nice catching up.

- Yes. I love you.

You're doing great.

- Thank you.

- I missed you. - Aw, yeah.

- [laughs] I missed you. - I missed you, too.

- This is a nice hug. - [laughs]

It's been two years since I've seen everybody.

You know, like, it was a piece of me

that was missing for a long time.

And I just want to show them that I've changed.

- I love you. - I love you too.

- You're doing amazing. - Thank you.

And I'm gonna continue to do the right thing.

Stay on the right path

and work on my relationship with everybody.

- All right, well, I'm gonna go to the pool.

- Have fun at the pool.

- Are you gonna leave? You're leaving?

- Head back, yeah. - OK.

- Before I hit traffic. - All right.

- All right? - It was nice to see you.

- You too. See you soon.

- I love you. - I love you.

- I never thought that seeing Ron would be awkward.

Why are you walking the same way as me?

- I don't know. Why am I walking the same way?

- But I mean, we're still not there.

There's so many hurdles to get over to get to where we were.

I think you should go over there.

- Am I supposed to go this way, or--

- I don't know. - OK, yeah.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

- ♪ What have you done? ♪

♪ What have you done? ♪

- Lauren, what do you think about Ron coming back?

You know? That Sam just got here.

- I have no idea how that would go.

I've never seen them together.

- Same. - Like, ever since I've

been around, it's just been Ron.

- This is all I wanted to do, was lay by the pool.

It's finally happening.

- There's Nicole. - I made it.

- I was just asking where you were.

- Hey! We're over here making slime.

- How'd it go? - I made it.

- Cheers. - I did it.

Cheers.

It was good.

I have to say, overall, he was, like--

he's just in a good spot.

I think he's doing really good. You know?

And he said, eventually, I have to talk to Sam.

[dramatic pop music]

- We don't need to talk.

- Oh, OK. - I don't need to talk to him.

- Oh, OK. - Yeah.

- But he just wanted to say hi, I feel.

- No.

- I know that he wants to, like, talk to her

and apologize for everything, and just try and fix that.

- I don't even know him anymore.

It's been, like, seven years.

I lived my life. I've moved on.

- All right, all right. OK. - There's no need

for closure or a convo, nothing.

- I get it. - You know?

I'll tell him myself. Like, no convo needed.

I'm out of here.

You do you, I do me.

I'm--I don't need that.

- OK.

- I'm just in a different place.

There's no closure that needs to be said.

- Ugh, I feel like I should have said the right thing.

- You're not--it's not your place to even do that.

- No, I know, but I feel like I didn't do it right for you.

- No, I don't care.

- I'm sorry. - You didn't do anything wrong.

Now let's hang and have fun.

- Yeah. Cheers.

- ♪ So tell me, who the greatest now? ♪

[upbeat music]

- You have arrived.

Can't forget my Flat Earth merch.

- MVP went down the rabbit hole today,

and have been red pilled. - And we got merch, man.

- The Flat Army has entered the chat.

- Mike likes his pizza like he likes his Earth.

Flat and cheesy.

- Mm-hmm. - Ooh!

We've been asleep for quite some time.

And now, we are awake. - We woke.

- ♪ Good energy ♪

- Oh, my God.

- I f*cking hate slime.

- Let's go get a drink. - Let's go get a drink.

- Relax, Cameron.

- Oh, this is super yellow.

- This is really good.

I love a live.

- So how'd yesterday go?

- Oh, no. - Jenni?

I heard you were crying.

I heard Jenni's side. Let me hear yours.

- I said, "You hurt my feelings."

Like, you really don't like me, I guess?

Like, you really don't.

Just say the truth. - No.

Straight up, I do think you are a sh*t starter.

- And she goes, "I don't like you."

And then I said, "OK, well, thank you for telling me that.

At least I know now."

But she said, "I also speak for everybody..."

- Nobody wants you here.

- "When I say, we all don't like you."

- No, not for me.

I told you I like you, and I told--

- I know. - I told them.

- Here it is again, information getting twisted by Jenni,

because she likes this sh*t.

She also said that Mike told Jenni

that he just had to say stuff to stop the fighting.

He did say, like, you know, "I don't like you.

I hate you." You know, that was hurtful.

Like-- - Well, it's hurtful

that you talk sh*t behind my back.

- And Mike did admit that I didn't say that sh*t.

But he said something else to you?

- No, he said it was a forced thing for him to give in.

- And I'm sorry that I left...

- Mike is whispering to me,

"It's malicious."

- And I was like, really? Like, OK.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

So I need to get to the bottom of this.

I'm so over it, girl. - I feel like

at the end of the day... - I'm so over it.

- Even if Mike was told to make an apology,

it made this trip go that much better.

So maybe you should have a convo with him separately.

- Look, I just don't trust Mike anymore.

It's like the lying is gross,

and I'm gonna call him out.

And now I have to talk to Mike.

Like, I have to defend myself.

I might say some f*cking crazy sh*t,

and I might get a little drunk,

but that's who I am.

- I'm scared.

- ♪ It's OK to get crazy ♪

- Do you know where we're going?

- We're gonna go to a nice restaurant,

I think off of the hotel tonight.

- [gags]

♪ ♪

- Where we going?

- To our suite? - Yes.

- You look good, babe. You look good.

- Thanks. So do you.

Don't rock the glasses.

Don't be Mike.

[laughs] Please.

- He wears the glasses, but he looks like this.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Now, if anyone says if I have anything up my sleeve,

I got a button-down on. I can't lie.

I do have something up my sleeve.

- Need, like, a walking stick.

- He, like, looks at people like--

[laughter]

Like, what are you doing?

- Action.

- Hi, Chris. - Buckner.

- Yo, what's up?

- I got into some of your material.

I hope that's OK. - Nah, you good.

- Ma'am? Meatball?

Ma'am.

- Hi.

- Ange, how much longer?

- I don't know.

What the f*ck?

- Just talking about our meeting thing that we had.

- How was it? - It was weird, man.

[laughter] - All right, good.

- Oh, if it isn't the Flat Earther himself.

- Hello. - Hi, Laurens.

- What's up, fam? - What's up, man?

I didn't know you went to Catholic school.

- What up, man? - Do we believe in it more...

- What up? - Or do we believe in it less?

- All jokes aside, I am a very big critical thinker.

- Mm, I don't know about that.

- You do know that those are on, right?

- In the hallway? - Yeah.

- Yeah, we're filming a television show.

- Word? [laughter]

This doesn't look like Florida.

Is this considered the United States still?

[playful music]

- Yes, it is.

- Oh, my goodness.

What the hell?

Um, this one seems to be impossible.

This is a bit defeating right now.

I'm not going to say that I'm a Flat Earther,

but I will say that I'm willing to--

- You know everything about it.

- I know a lot of things about a lot of things.

- A lot of-- - A lot of d*ck.

- You know, I'm gonna put this on.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

This is the last night.

- That's the one you got from Lauren's store?

- Yeah, I'm gonna rep Lauren.

So tonight I am breaking out of my closet

the dress that I bought

from Lauren's grand opening of her boutique.

I might get this little guy.

I just--I have to throw a little shade--

a little shade where it's deserved, you know?

But I'm also gonna have

a great conversation with Mike. - Sure.

- And also, I'm not going into group chat today

about, like, this whole store opening thing.

- Don't even do it. - Like, I'm--

- You know I'm not trying to start sh*t.

Argh.

- Where are you going?

- To dinner. - You look hot.

- Thanks. - It's time.

- It's time. - We're ready.

- Do you think it's time?

- It's time. - Are you sure it's time?

- It's time.

- Are you sure it's time? - It's time.

- Let's do it, then. - Yep.

- Tonight is our last night,

so I want to go out with a bang.

- Welcome to the dark side.

- Welcome to the sh*t show.

I don't know if she's ready.

- No, it's time.

- I don't know if she's ready for this.

- It's time, Dee.

Samantha?

- Sam, it's the meatballs.

- Sam? - My girls?

- Are you ready? - No, we have to talk to you.

- Oh, who's here? - No one's here.

- Oh. - So we think

that you are ready.

- You're ready.

Sit down. - For what?

What am I ready for?

- We are initiating you

into our Dirty Stay-Out club.

- Dirty Stay-Out. So tonight,

you have to be a Dirty Stay-Out.

- Wait, what? I've actually been hanging out

with the Dirty Stay-Outs, like, every night so far.

But apparently, there's a whole other level.

- We have a wine for you. - So we have wine.

So I feel like Sam's a good time.

I feel like she's excited for her trial

to join the Dirty Stay-Out crew.

But I don't know if she's, like, dirty.

- So a Dirty Stay-Out, basically,

you go ba*ls to the f*cking walls.

- Yeah, you're an as*h*le.

- And you have a friggin' blast.

Dirty Stay-Outs, let's do it.

[clattering] - Deena.

- I don't like it.

[laughter]

- [screaming]

- Whee!

- Ah, ah, ah!

[laughter] - Whee!

[indistinct yelling]

- Hoo. Hoo.

- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Stop!

I hate balloon pops!

[balloon pops] [screaming]

Oh!

I work here.

- Where's Nicole?

- We can get, like, dirty and gross and disgusting,

and I feel like Sam, like, she can have her drinks

and have fun.

But don't know if she's gonna let loose like that.

- Last night. Go out with a bang.

- Oh, man. I'll try.

- Ugh. - I'll try.

- Are you gonna let us down on the last night?

- This is why it's a trial.

- Yeah. - It's a trial.

- You guys are putting pressure on me.

I'm definitely scared I'm not gonna be able

to keep with the Dirty Stay-Outs tonight.

Like, I'm nervous for myself.

Like, the meatballs are wild.

- All right, let's go. - Am I bringing this?

- Yeah.

Oh, my--oh, my God, you're already lacking.

- OK, let's go.

I love this dress, even though my t*tties are

coming out like... Cub Scouts over here.

Do my t*ts look, like, smushed?

But this dress was definitely made for me.

Even Lauren was like, oh, my God, immediately.

OK, ready? Watch her look.

She's gonna know right away.

Go. [indistinct whispering]

- Hello?

Cómo? - Hey.

- Oh, you knocked? - Hi.

You're wearing the pink dress. - Yes.

- Oh, wow, that's a cute dress. - Right?

- She got that from my store. - It's from her store.

- Really? - Yes.

- That's very cute.

- [laughs]

Jenni compliments my dress.

[snorts]

- Can I be weird, Angelina?

- Yeah. - Ooh!

- Can I feel it? - Yeah, sure.

- This is [indistinct]. - No, it's good--

it's good stuff. - I'm loving your--

- There's a lot of nice things over there, honey.

- Sick sh*t. - Yeah, I love it.

- Hello? - Hello?

- Sam is a part of the Dirty Stay-Outs.

- Whoo! - Oh, Sam's gonna be

a Dirty Stay-Out tonight!

- Sam, you're drinking?

- Let's see if Sam can be a Dirty Stay-Out.

All right, let's f*cking get it.

Come on, let's go. [laughs]

- Get it, Sam.

all: Last night in Orlando!

- I don't know where we're going to eat.

- We're going to Italian.

- Oh, Italian. - Ooh, Italian.

- You'll be happy with that, I think.

I feel like it's only fitting

to have Italian food on the last night of our vacation.

I mean, we're guidos and guidettes.

What's better than Italian food?

- You want to go first so-- - Yeah, I'll go on this side.

- Yeah. - Come on, Nicole.

- I'm going in back.

- Sayonara, suckers.

- So, Sam, this entire van is Dirty Stay-Ins,

just so you know.

- I'm in the wrong van right now.

- I can't believe you b*tches were up until : a.m.

- They're professionals at this.

- Yeah. - I know.

- They are professionals. - I'm nervous.

- I want to get Sam drunk.

- This is gonna be a rough night for me.

I can feel it.

What did I get myself into?

- ♪ , , , ♪

♪ This is how we drop it on the one ♪

[funky upbeat music]

- Where are we? - Are we in Downtown Disney?

- Ooh. Mia's Italian Kitchen.

- Oh, Jesus. - Oh. Oh.

- You're good. Thank you.

- How are you?

- Hi. How are you?

- ♪ This is how we drop it on the one ♪

- I mean, you've gotta have Italian food

on the last night of vacation--

or the first night,

and every night in between.

- ♪ This is how we drop it on the one ♪

- I think you guys should just let me order the apps.

- All right. - Wait.

He wants to take the reins?

- He wants to take the reins today.

- Ooh.

- Just give me the whole thing. I got it.

Mike's ordering process is not even normal.

Mike orders seven entrees for himself.

Like, we don't want to, like, over, crazy order.

After eating the appetizers,

you should be a little bit unsatisfied.

You should still be...hungry?

- Guys, I want to go on record

saying that I didn't order this time,

in case it goes sideways.

- No, you did good. I'm all right.

- So far, so good. - Yeah, Vin.

- Ooh, it looks actually pretty b*mb.

- Mmm.

- This is the best day of my life. [laughs]

- You can see the satisfaction in their faces.

No one's complaining.

Everybody's happy.

And I think that they're starting to realize, like,

my food ordering is elite.

- Whew! - I would like to make a toast.

- Oh, here we go. [laughter]

[clinking glass] - I have something to say.

- Oh, no.

- Um, now that it's our last night, guys,

I just want to let everyone know

that during this vacation, it has been one of our best, OK?

We've been through some ups. We've been through some downs.

But at the end of the day, we come together as family,

and it keeps getting bigger.

- I think Mike talks out of two sides of his mouth, actually.

- I wouldn't want to be at any other place,

at any other time, with any other people,

because I love you guys.

- He's making a wonderful speech

about all of us being together, which is great.

- Cheers. - Aww.

- To family. -Salut!

- But I'm not buying it.

Like, Jenni told me that Mike's apology wasn't real.

And Mike did admit that I didn't say that sh*t.

- No, he said it was a forced thing.

- I did stir the pot a little bit.

Ange was being Ange, but not in a malicious way.

- But he said something else to you?

- He apologized to just get out of it.

- Wait, what?

- I thought I did good.

- That was really great.

Sweet. - Blech.

So right now I don't know

if Mike's apology was a bullshit apology.

- Ah, one big, happy family.

- It's very cold in here.

- No, I like being cold. - Yeah.

- You do? - Yeah, my room's, like,

degrees, always. - Oh, my God.

You would love my boyfriend.

- I love degrees.

- ? - Yeah.

- ? In your house?

- I'm a guy. [laughs]

- [fake laughs] - I'm, like, a .

- Got a little personal over here.

- Wait, you don't , you're saying?

- Oh, no, we .

- That's what he-- that's the point we're making.

- Deena. - Ohh.

- You still?

- [laughs] Damn. - Yeah, it's fun.

- Laurens, do you still?

- Oh,marone.

- Lauren's classy.

I mean, no offense.

- Oh, I'm not classy?

- Oh! - Oh, sh*t!

- How dare you?

But also, like, he's not wrong.

- Oh! - That's not what I meant.

- I get excited when I do it

because it's like we're, like, back in the day.

At least we're still having fun in the bedroom, Vin.

- I don't like it, because you can't see

what's going on back there.

[laughter] I'm a visual--

- What the f*ck? - I'm a visual, like--

- What do you mean? It's in your face.

- Yeah. - No, my d*ck.

- Ew. - Oh, my God.

- I want all my senses tapped into.

I wanna see, I wanna touch, I wanna feel, I wanna smell.

[laughter] - Smell?

- [blows raspberry] - Pauly, get your boy.

- I have nothing to do with him.

- I take--I take turns.

I go, you go.

- No. You probably don't.

- What do you mean? I eat a*s.

- Oh, my God, you said that in front of the waitress.

- Oh, sorry. - Oh, my God.

What? [laughter]

- So rude.

- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

- Sorry about my friend. Sorry about my friend.

We have to bring him. - What if a girl was dancing

all night? Would you still eat her a*s?

- Nah. Well, I do like my a*s a little seasoned.

- What the hell?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait. - You're embarrassing me.

I can never come back here.

- We're done. - What just happened?

What just happened? - So sorry.

I'm sorry. - What seasoning?

- We need to clarify.

- Please just say it. - Not sh*t.

But, like-- - No sh*t.

- Not--not sh*t.

- Like, post-workout?

- But, like-- no, not post-workout.

[laughter]

- He wants it to smell like sh*t.

- Not sh*t. - No.

- All he wants is to get the natural scent.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

So that's-- - You're disgusting.

- Natural scent. - That's a seasoned as*h*le.

[laughter]

- What?

What? - Wow.

Obviously, this is how Vinny got the pinkeye.

- Oh, my God.

- You sound like a creep, bro.

- No, he's like, can you go run for a mile and come back?

- Whatever floats your boat, Vin.

Ew.

- Now, this polenta tastes like seasoned butthole.

[laughter]

- And all of a sudden, I'm not hungry anymore.

- Just lost my appetite.

[laughs]

- I don't know if I can eat.

- I'm getting-- I'm getting full.

- Awkward.

[laughter]

- Make some noise for "Jersey Shore"!

- Everybody!

- Yeah!

- Make some noise for Snooki tonight, baby!

- [screams]

- Oh, no. She fell.

- Something's, like-- something's wrong here.

Something's very wrong here.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God.

- They're talking sh*t.

It's definitely about me.

And I'm over it.

Are you gonna bring this up to her?

- Hell, no.

- ♪ Yeah, turn me up, turn me up ♪

♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

- Do we have a plan for tonight?

- Mango's. It's a club.

- I think we should all say a prayer for Sammi tonight.

- We are so judging you.

- Yeah, the meatballs are definitely going

to drag her through the sauce tonight.

[laughter] - Oh, yeah.

You're gonna get f*cked tonight.

Sam is supposed to be initiated

into the Dirty Stay-Out crew.

But I don't think she knows

what she's getting herself into.

- We're still testing her.

- It is initiation night.

- And from what I can see,

Nicole's almost Dren right now.

- [laughs]

- So she's gonna have a long f*cking road ahead of her.

- If Jenni is the d*ck to the ba*ls...

[laughter] And Angelina is the...

- Meatloaf. - What is Sammi gonna be?

- Sausage. - Sammi Sausage?

[laughter] - Sammi Sausage.

- I am ready to go to the club

and dance my a*s off and have a good night.

- Let's go! - f*ck it, let's go.

f*ck it, let's eat.

- You're not getting seasoned butthole anytime soon.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Good night. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Bye, guys. Thank you.

- I'm the sweetest sausage you'll ever meet.

[laughter]

- Sausage. [snorts]

- All right. We're going to Mango's.

- I wanna give Sam shots.

- Sammi, you're officially in trouble.

[laughs] - Let her live.

[laughter]

- What is this place? - Mango's.

We're here. We're here.

- Oh, this is, like, really light-y.

- I wanna get inside.

- All right, it's time to clock in.

- Yeah, last night.

- Whoo! - Let's do it.

- Let's go. - Wait, let me go first.

I definitely want to have a good time tonight.

But at the same time, this Mike situation is still

really weighing on me, and I'm gonna ask, like,

if this whole thing that Jenni said is true.

- What is this?

Oh, my God, we're at a club?

- ♪ We're party people, party people! ♪

♪ Party people, we got no shame ♪

♪ The tequila can take the blame ♪

♪ We'll be on TV, TMZ ♪

♪ Hell yeah, everybody's gonna know our name ♪

- "Jersey Shore" in the house tonight!

- ♪ Love all the drama, love all the scandal ♪

♪ Go to a bar for cola and rum ♪

♪ Let's have some fun ♪

- The vibe is literally so much fun.

I feel like everyone there is, like,

having a good time, they're lit.

Like, thank God, the last night--

like, we need to have a good time tonight.

Yeah!

Whoa!

I don't know how these meatballs bounce back up

without breaking any bones.

- They defy science,

and I think they're made of rubber.

- Whoo!

Whoo!

Girl, this is your Dirty Stay-Out initiation.

- I like to hang and have a good time.

Like, I got this.

[upbeat dance music]

Nope. I'm out.

By the way, I feel like pure sh*t

from drinking this whole week.

Like, I'm dying.

- Something's not--mm.

I watch Sam right now switch her drink to water.

Sam!

f*cking strike number one!

- Dirty Stay-Outs don't drink water.

- What the hell?

- We don't even drink water the next day.

My piss is dark as f*ck when I'm leaving th--

[laughing]

[clicks tongue] I don't know if she's gonna

be able to hang with the Dirty Stay-Outs.

- Cheers to the f*cking Dirty Stay-Outs!

- Bottoms up.

So I'm, like, feeling myself at this point, a little tipsy.

So right now I have to have a talk with Mike

and see if Jenni speaks for him.

- Like, dude, come on.

Like, what are we gonna do here?

Something's happening. Something's happening.

- We're in the kitchen in this b*tch.

- Yeah, I think I got a little déjà vu.

Yo, we gotta chat.

- I'll be right back.

- Should we at least, like,

live in this moment of this celebration?

- Happiness? - Yes.

Something's happening. Something's happening.

- I want to tell you something. - OK.

- Me and Jenni had a conversation.

- OK. - And she told me

that you just said what you said in front of everybody

to, like, appease everybody and, like--

just, like, shut everybody up, basically,

and, like, you didn't really want to do that.

- And I have to take some accountability

that I did stir the pot a little bit

with passing the information to Jenni.

Ange was being Ange, but not in a malicious way.

- She's like, "Mike didn't even want to do that."

- I lashed out at you...

- Mike is whispering to me, "It's malicious."

- I'm like, what the f*ck? - I can't--

I don't necessarily agree with that.

I'm, like, thinking of, like, how I should get out of this.

And I mean, I think that we had our--we had our moment.

I felt that we vibed.

I felt that I was vulnerable in that moment,

and you actually saw my real feelings there.

- I don't know who to believe anymore,

because I don't believe Jenni at all.

But I know how Mike rolls,

and this is something he would do.

Like, that doesn't make sense.

That doesn't add up in my head. - I--

- Something's, like-- something's wrong here.

- Listen, listen. - Something's very wrong here.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God.

- ♪ We gonna shut this thing down ♪

♪ We about to shut it down ♪

[Robbie Nevil's "All Eyes on You"]

- ♪ You know you got all eyes on ♪

♪ All eyes on you ♪

- Make some noise for "Jersey Shore"!

- Oh, my God.

- Let's go!

- Yeah!

♪ ♪

- She's like, "No one likes you."

- I can-- listen, listen, listen.

One thing at a time.

I gotta take the glasses off. First of all--

- Yeah, better off. I like to see your eyes.

- Yeah, first of all, I'm gonna take the glasses off.

- ♪ All eyes on, all eyes on you ♪

- Everybody!

Any time that I'm in a club, I like to go to the DJ booth.

I wanna see, like, how they're working.

Like, I just want to be up there and, like, perform.

Like, I'm a dancer.

Yes, b*tch! Get it! Get it!

- "Jersey Shore," make some noise!

- What the f*ck?

I'm watching Nicole, and you could see her eyes were going

a little, you know, different which ways.

- Aah!

- Oh, my God, look at the drink they just brought her.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, she got a whole drink!

Oh, God. This is only a matter of time

before Dren maybe peeks her head out.

- Oh, no! Oh!

- Make some noise for Snooki tonight, baby!

- Nicole is a ticking time b*mb.

It's like, what time will we see a Dren appearance?

Countdown to Dren in five, four, three...

- [screams]

- Oh, sh*t. She fell.

She fell.

- Oh, hi, Dren.

- It happens. It's a meatball thing.

She's a meatball.

She's good.

She's fine.

She does this all the time.

- I think the thing with you and Jenni is you and Jenni.

- But there's something else going on.

- It's not me in here. - Why is she--

- The reason why I come in is because I try to mediate,

because I'm very close with everyone.

- Jenni said to me that Mike only went

in front of all the girls and said that he was hurt

and all that sh*t, and his wife was also hurt,

just to appease everyone.

She said, "As a matter of fact,

Mike didn't even want to do that."

- I don't have control over that

with Jenni, to be honest with you.

You know what I'm saying? Because she--

- Did you say that to her? - There was no--

there was-- - But whoever texts her,

because she's like, "And by the way,

like, none of us like you."

- I just feel that Angelina is trying

to push this JWOWW situation on me,

when it has nothing to do with me, right?

- Does she speak for you when she says

that you don't like me... - No, no, no.

- Or everybody hates me? - No. No.

I have--I have a different relationship with everyone.

I feel that you and Jenni have some history together.

When it comes to Angelina and JWOWW,

and their conversations are very heated and very emotional,

sometimes you say things that you don't mean.

I think that you guys just need a little time to cool down.

- Oh, no. She's with Mike in there.

- Oh, my God.

- God. I'm over it.

- Immediately, I'm just like, they're talking sh*t,

definitely about me, and I'm over it.

This is why we're not friends, because it's exhausting.

- What's wrong, Mama?

- I need to get home to my kids.

I feel like I'm gonna end up destroying this nightclub,

so I feel like, yeah, I should go home

to my daughter right now.

Go have fun.

- Listen, I know that you guys have

sort of agreed to disagree,

and you've both said, "I don't like you,"

and you don't want to be friends.

We can be there for a minute,

but I don't think we can stay there.

I'm definitely getting déjà vu, going back from NOLA.

And I feel like, to be honest with you,

I'm gonna make a different choice tonight.

How about this?

Can we agree on a cease-fire?

- At this point, I'm just like, OK, whatever.

I don't have the time for this sh*t.

It's petty. It's gross.

So cease-firing, coexisting,

OK, Mike, let's just do it.

But a cease-fire means both people.

- We're leaving tomorrow. I am--

- Are you gonna bring this up to her?

- Hell no. - Why do I not believe you?

- No, I'm not saying anything, because nothing has changed.

- OK. - For me to bring it up again

tomorrow is a broken record

and just looking for more problems...

- And you know we're gonna-- - And more trouble.

- And you're gonna make me-- you're gonna put me

in a, like, really bad spot. - Hell no.

I am definitely not gonna do that.

She does this a lot.

She will talk a little trash,

not malicious, about some of the others,

and then say, "Don't say anything."

It's like, like no one's not gonna find out this?

Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, everyone's gonna-- everyone's gonna know.

We're doing a cease-fire. - Yes.

Breakfast with blueberry muffins.

I ain't gonna deal with this, right?

- No, this is total cease-- - Promise me now.

- Total cease-fire. - You did this last time.

- I am definitely not gonna say sh*t.

Me telling Angelina right now that it's a cease-fire?

Um, I'm really saying this to get to tomorrow.

I'm definitely not gonna say-- - She's gonna ask you.

- She is gonna ask me, and I'm gonna say, f*cking--

- You took a sh*t in the bathroom.

- No, I'm not going to say that.

- Tell her you took a dump in the bathroom, please.

- I would never say that.

I'm going to say that we're ending

this vacation on a positive note.

- ♪ I'm yours ♪

♪ Yours to a cinder ♪

♪ Yours till the embers ♪

- Hey, I'm so pretty!

Hey, I'm so pretty, b*tch!

- Gonna flip the table.

[all screaming]

[dramatic music]

- I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Whoa. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- Cease-fire.

That's how it is.

- The m*therf*cker is guilty.

- [screaming] - What is happening?

- [continues screaming]

- Don't say anything. - [continues screaming]

- What the f*ck?