06x31 - Tequila and Theories

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- What's up, guys? - Hey, Ron.

- Hey.

- We thought we were gonna find you dead one day,

and it makes me cry because we were, like, really close.

- I want to start by apologizing to you guys.

- This is a good step.

Now you need to prove yourself to us,

and it's gonna take time.

- Ron's on his way.

So I want you guys to go out for the day.

- I'm cool with that.

- I love you.

- I know, overall, Justin had the most

amazing time here, ever.

Have a safe flight. Get home safe.

- And just, like, that brunch was just, like--

I know you don't want to talk about it.

- Oh, Lord.

What the f*ck do I do in your life that's

so damaging that you need to cry

and take away from the fact that f*cking Ron is here?

- I'm running to the bar downstairs.

- Let's go.

- I want to sprint away from everybody.

Go!

- How many steps is it?

- Dirty martini. Thank you.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪ - Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now. - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello? - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

- ♪ Come on now ♪

[singing indistinctly]

- You have your martini.

Bring it up. - Whatever.

- Oh, you lost a jelly.

[laughter]

- Today was a [...] show.

So me, Deena, and Angelina just wanted to run

and get away from everyone.

I feel silly.

Honestly, I feel like we deserve this at the bar today

because a lot of emotions.

- Can I go pee? - Whoo!

I mean, it's happening.

This is what I wanted for today.

I feel weird.

I feel silly.

[indistinct chatter]

- I think I hear the girls.

- You need to take two Fireball shots to feel weird.

- Yep. - Yeah.

- Yep. Here it comes.

- Sounds like saucy meatballs. [chatter continues]

- Whoa!

- Flip a table. - That's so funny.

- Flip a table, flip a table.

- Whoo!

- Flip a table. - We are--

- Flip a table.

- We just had the best time.

I love when Nicole is, like, drunk with me.

- She has been milking this drink for two hours.

- Bullshit!

Do you have a f*cking hair on your chin?

- I do.

I tried to f*cking pluck it.

- Hey, Ron.

- Ron, I'm glad you're back. [laughter]

- Now that I spoke my piece, it feels good.

It's like just cracking jokes and laughing,

and nothing has changed, you know?

No one's wrangling the Meatballs.

- I think I want to go outside. - Let's go.

- ♪ We're drunk, we're drunk ♪

♪ And I don't give a skunk ♪

[cheering] - Yo, that pool party is lit.

Who's DJing this sh*t?

- What are you doing tomorrow morning?

- Tomorrow morning? - Yeah.

- I don't know. Why?

- Because I think I'm gonna stay tonight.

You want to grab breakfast?

- I would love to do lunch or breakfast.

- I'm staying in a hotel near the roommates

because I want a separate breakfast with Nicole tomorrow

before I leave.

We had a really close bond, you know?

I always looked out for her.

She always looked out for me, and, you know,

I just really want to sit down with her

and catch up with her.

- I truly love you. - I know.

- I just want the best for you.

- I appreciate it, and I love you guys.

- And I feel like you've been doing very good.

- Yeah. - So just keep at it.

- I'm gonna keep at it. - Yeah.

- A lot of my time is focused with Ariana now.

Daddy is tired.

I just drove so long.

- You're a good dad. - Yeah.

- You're a good person. - Thank you.

- You know, you just... - Made bad decisions.

- We're all here for you. - I know.

I appreciate it. Thank you.

- I love you. - I love you.

- I definitely feel like for all of us,

it's gonna be a long road to accept Ron back.

If I see you in the news again...

- No, no, no more of that.

- I'm kicking your f*cking a*s.

There's a lot of work to be done.

He has to prove, you know, he's changed.

- You can look at Ronnie and see he's a flat-earther.

- Do you believe in flat earth? - No, the Earth is round.

- We all think the Earth is round.

- Yo, y'all-- - Except for Mike.

- Y'all have been tricked, okay?

- Mike, the Earth is round because there's

pictures of it.

- Like, I've seen, like, the actual Planet Earth,

and it's round.

- We literally have witnessed it being a circle.

- They go to space, and they show Earth,

and it's f*cking round.

- Every other planet is round.

Why would we be flat?

But I do believe of other things,

like aliens. - Mm-hmm.

You know what? I agree.

There's aliens everywhere, especially in the Poconos.

- Oh! - Oh, my God!

What the f*ck are those lights?

- I'm not saying I'm, like, a conspiracy theorist.

But I believe in conspiracy theories.

- I'm saying y'all are weird, man.

Deena is a conspiracy theorist to the max.

- There's definitely other things out there,

and I think their technology is better than ours.

- Batshit.

[laughs]

- Like, we don't know about sh*t.

Like, even-- Did you watch "Greenland"?

- Yeah. - No.

- They had no idea.

They were all excited these friggin' things

were coming to the planet.

They're like, let's watch, and let's see what happens.

And then it was like... [imitates alarm blaring]

[birds cawing, wings flapping]

[gasps] - That's a bad sign.

- Oh!

- Dude, we don't need no bad luck today.

- "If you see a single black crow,

"this could be a sign from the universe

"that's telling you that things are

about to change in your life."

- Two crows--Deena's not gonna sleep for a year.

- Talk about conspiracy theories.

- I am f*cking done! [laughter]

Please, I just want to live a long, healthy life

without alien abductions and end-of-the-world stuff.

[bell dings, bird caws]

- On that note, I'm gonna get out of here.

- Oh, Ronnie's leaving. - You're leaving?

- Yeah, I'm gonna get going. - Good to see you, my guy.

- Seeing Ron in person definitely

gave me a wave of emotions.

- It was nice seeing you guys. - Good seeing you.

And it made me remember all the great times

we had with Ron.

- Get it, Ronnie!

[all cheering]

- Say yeah, buddy. - Four guidos and a baby.

- You know, this was someone that was in our life

for so long.

And seeing someone hit rock bottom

and, like, not be in a good place, it was sad to see.

- Keep doing the right thing, my guy.

Come on.

- I definitely have hope leaving here.

Today was the first step to, you know, me making my amends

and, you know, being a part of each other's lives again.

- We'll remember this forever, you know what I mean?

- For real.

- ♪ Give us another try ♪

♪ Give us another try ♪

[rock music]

- Whoo!

- Snooki, Snooki! - Whoa!

I'm sorry. [glass breaking]

- They're holding a Flat-Earthers Society meeting.

- Are you going? - We are going.

both: We're going?

- What are you gonna do when you see Sam?

- I don't know. I hope we can have a normal conversation.

- You guys have history.

- She's a big part of my life, you know?

- ♪ Mission impossible ♪

♪ My limits, I think it's possible ♪

♪ The way that we give it is vivid ♪

♪ Blowing on tropical ♪

- I'll see you guys soon. - Yes.

- Yeah. - I love you guys. Be good.

- Be safe, Ron. - Be good.

Thank you. - Be safe, brother.

- Do the right thing. - Do the right thing.

- Do the right thing, Ron. - [laughs]

- I want him to know.

- I'm very happy for you, though.

- Thank you.

- It was great to see Ron, and I want to walk him out

because I want to talk to him about Jenni.

Let's just coexist.

I won't say one more word.

I'm telling you right now-- that's done with.

- What an interesting day. - It was.

- I have to be honest.

When Ron came in, my emotions changed.

- Mm-hmm.

- Like, just seeing him, it was like a ghost.

And when he had his little note, I was like, oh--

and he was shaking, I'm like, oh, my God.

- Oh, stop.

He was in the kitchen, he was like, yeah,

everyone's, like, really, like, nice to me but Vinny.

- Really? - Vinny is still--

- That's Vinny.

No, that's just his personality.

- I know. [laughing]

- Yeah, he's miserable.

- You're lying. - Swear to God.

He goes, Vinny has an issue with me.

I go, no. - No, he doesn't.

- Oh, my God, stop. - Not at all.

- I was like, do you forget that Vinny is miserable?

And he was like, oh, yeah, and then he started laughing.

- Come, let's go sit. - Yeah, this is good.

- I got a very big glass of wine right now, and I know.

Like, Ron has his, like, you know,

sobriety issues, but I don't.

I am the same person drunk as I am sober.

[bell dings]

Like, our hearts,

like, melted for you. - Yeah.

- And I was really happy about that

because that's exactly what, like, I needed.

Like, I wanted that for you.

- Yeah, no, I had to come in like that

because I had to admit my wrongs

and just own up to my [...].

- Maybe they got beef.

- Well, I don't have any different beef than everybody.

- What we all have, right.

- Yeah, like, just I want to see you for years

go on the right path. - Yeah.

- You know, because it was a good,

like, reconnection to, like, remember

what he's fighting for. all: Yes.

- You know what I mean?

Got to experience it for a day.

Got to experience what it felt like

to just laugh with people.

- And see what type of... - Like back in the day.

- Support system he could have.

- Today could be the day that sparked him to continue

to go in the right direction-- I'm serious.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

As long as he's in the right direction.

He has to stay in that direction.

Boom, boom.

- Jenni and I just had a conversation

when you were outside.

And she was like, I didn't do this, I didn't do that.

I'm like, literally, it's like talking to a wall with her.

- Yeah.

Like, everything I say is wrong.

She's like, I don't like you.

I'm like, really? Okay.

How did you coexist with Mike for so many years?

- Me and Mike didn't get along since day one.

- I don't think it's healthy

for you guys to fight that much.

- It's none of your business, bro!

- Oh, my God. Your girl is crying!

- That's between us.

Your guys' relationship, it's, like,

worse than me and Mike's, to be honest with you guys.

- It really is.

- Me and Mike didn't like each other

over some, like, stupidity.

Then me and Mike are like, all right,

we actually like each other.

- It is an awesome almost, like, story

that we have come so far... - Yes.

- in our friendship that now

you are a best man at my wedding.

- But, like, you and Jenni just don't like each other.

- But why? - I don't know.

- I asked her why. - Don't acknowledge her.

You know, k*ll her with kindness.

I don't know-- one day, you guys have

to just figure your sh*t out.

- We can't figure sh*t out. - It's a lot to unpack.

I thought me and Mike were bad.

I'm like, these two, they're like the new Mike and Ronnie.

We're just waiting for the wall.

- [bleep]. - Ah!

- [laughs]

- All right, well, on that note,

I'm gonna get out of here.

- You're lucky. - Yeah.

It felt really good to have this time with everybody.

- I love you. - Love you.

- Good seeing you.

- I'm so happy you're here, okay?

- Me too.

I miss them, and I'm really, really relieved and happy.

See you soon.

- I'm happy we're gonna have, like, more of these.

- Yes. - Really.

- Yeah, I'll call you.

And, you know, hopefully move forward with them.

And hopefully this is the step in the right direction.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Today was a positive, I'm telling you.

- It looked like it.

- Today was a positive, guys.

- It looks like he's leaving positive.

- You all should be proud of yourselves.

- I think just him seeing us was something for him.

- These type of conversations don't always go right.

Today's went right.

In recovery, there's a phrase that says,

"We all have today."

Today went amazing.

♪ ♪

- ♪ The party don't stop, we gon' ride ♪

♪ The party don't stop ♪

♪ Yeah, party don't stop, we gon' ride ♪

- We got reservations soon, guys.

We should get ready.

- Yes, I got to go get my kids.

- Yes. - We got dinner downstairs.

- ♪ Come on ♪

♪ The party don't stop ♪

♪ We gon' rock ♪

♪ The party don't stop ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Get this party started ♪

- J!

- Chooch!

- Hello.

- Chooch!

- ♪ Throwing back another one ♪

♪ Yeah, you know I'm partying all night ♪

♪ Yeah, till the sun comes up ♪

- Oh, there's Mike.

- Look at Mike. He says he doesn't love it.

- Thank you guys.

- Hey, guys, it's Mike the Situation!

Free pictures. - With the glasses.

- ♪ We got to keep it coming ♪

- What are you doing? - Oh, my God.

He's not my friend.

- My vag*na was, like, coming out

of the side of my underwear-- I had to switch it.

- ♪ Saving all your problems for another day ♪

- Yo, they're already there.

- It's a OG dinner. I'm hyped.

What do you mean?

- Make sure I go to this gift shop, though.

I got to get whales for Angelo.

- We're gonna get whales tonight.

- I might get a little crazy tonight and get a garlic mash,

I don't know.

- Hi, Sam.

- I haven't seen the roomies all day.

- Ron's on his way.

So I want you guys to go out for the day.

- They can solve whatever they have going on with him.

And now I get to have the day with my man.

- Yeah.

- Have a safe flight.

Hi, guys.

And I'm so relieved that Ron is not at this dinner right now.

- I feel like we haven't seen you in ten years.

- Why?

Now I can relax and enjoy my roomies.

- How was your day? - Sad but good.

- Oh, you had to say goodbye? - Aw.

- We love him. - He loved all of you guys.

So how was your guys' day?

- It actually went really well. - It did.

- He came in, and he took complete accountability

for everything. - Everything.

- Nice. - And then I did also ask--

how do you feel if you see Sam again?

- I mean, I can coexist.

I'm in a different place in my life.

His sh*t show isn't my sh*t show anymore.

- He can sit down with the Sam doll.

- He can sit down with the Sam doll.

A lot of people forget, I dated him when I was .

I've been out of the relationship

longer than I was in it at this point.

And he's a part of this group. I understand that.

- Very mature of you.

- Don't ever feel, like, awkward

if you're friends with him.

Don't ever feel like-- - And you don't have to be.

- I've dated many people.

I was engaged to somebody else.

My life has moved on.

- You're on picture duty tonight.

- Okay.

I'm actually really good at taking pictures.

- Well, I need, like-- I need, like, depth.

- I know what I'm doing. - I'll show you some--

- I've been in this game for too long.

I have to say, I am a good photographer.

I'm, like, a f*cking G on Instagram,

you know what I mean?

- All right, let's go.

- Vinny Guadagnino is so lucky to have me

as his personal photographer right now.

- Wait, where are they going? - I have no idea.

- Imagine they just started making out.

- Thank you. - That would be amazing.

- All right, ready? Flash.

- ♪ Got this red carpet under my feet ♪

♪ Got a fan on me from all this heat ♪

♪ Lights, camera, attention on me ♪

♪ Looking like a masterpiece ♪

- Get down.

You need to make it more artsy.

- Do you see what's happening outside?

- I don't believe it. - [laughs]

- What are they doing?

- She's, like, literally, like, on the ground,

like, taking photos.

- Like a good girlfriend should.

- I don't like what you're doing.

You need to, like, off-center it or something.

- What the f*ck?

- My Instagram has an aesthetic to it.

If my pictures are bad, then my brand is bad.

- ♪ Everything go there ♪

♪ You can't hold me down ♪

♪ Steady rolling ♪

♪ See my aura shine, I'm golden ♪

- There's nothing in the background.

- I don't want anything in the background.

- Oh, f*cking whatever.

- I saw you talking to Jenni today.

- You don't want to be my friend? Great.

Now Vin's walking in. m*therf*cker.

[gasps] - I'm just getting a water.

- [laughing] Oh, my God.

- I saw that you did not apply any of the things

that I told you.

- No, I did.

- That's not what I heard. - Excuse you.

- I heard you were, like, fighting.

- Why did you say all that sh*t to me?

- Oh, God.

- Just please don't ever say that to me again.

- I don't give a f*ck. - But you should, though.

- No, you can't tell me how the f*ck to feel.

- Okay, so you can't tell me how the f*ck to feel.

- A thousand bucks, she's talking about you.

- Probably.

- I feel like going through the weeds

is pointless at this point. - It is, it is.

- So just, like, we're not gonna be best friends.

We can coexist, like that kind of thing.

- That's fine.

[upbeat music]

- We're gonna split the spinach artichoke.

- For dinner, I'm gonna go with the shrimp scampi.

- -ounce filet.

- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Yes, I'm starving.

Jenni, you're doing "tequliers."

- Her and Chris were doing tequila shots all day

the other day at the pool, and I was like, what the heck?

- Chris is a trouper.

I love Chris.

I might love Chris more than Deener.

- You love Chris more than me?

- Yeah, because he can hang better than you.

I'm just saying. I know what I know.

I don't even need your friendship anymore.

I'll be like, bye.

- Oh, my God, you f*cking b*tch.

- Kidding. all: Oh!

[laughter]

- Nah, f*ck that.

- Well, guys, this was an amazing dinner.

- And good night. - Good night, guys.

- Good night. - Good night.

I feel like today was crazy, and I should probably go to bed

because of all the emotions that happened today,

but I'm reminding myself, like, I'm still on vacation.

- So maybe, you know, Dirty Stay Outs,

you want to go to the bar?

Oh, I'm going to the bar. I'm gonna get a nice drink.

- Sayonara, haters.

- And I think that's what I'm gonna do tonight.

Everything after this point is not me.

[howling]

I want to dance on the bar.

- ♪ Ooh, look what you've done, done ♪

♪ You stepped in it right when my crew don't run ♪

- Get it, girl. - Whoo!

- ♪ Because I supply the bread... ♪

- "Coyote Ugly," b*tches. - [laughs]

- Don't do what I did. There you go. Good job.

- I'm flexible.

I'm a flexi nexi.

- Whoo! - Whoa.

Ooh! I'm, like, stuck.

- Wait, so...

my stripper friend, Xena. - Your stripper friend?

- You're amazing. You're so beautiful.

I could give you my number, if you want.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Xena--she text me, and she said,

I'll be working at El Jefe's

if you and your family want to come over for some margaritas.

- Should we go to El Jefe's?

- It's right up the road.

- All right. [...] yeah, let's go.

Let's go to El Jefe's.

- I might get arrested tonight.

- Well, my liver is gonna punch me in the face

at the end of this trip.

- We're going to El Jeffy's. - It's Jefe's.

- ♪ I do revenge, I do it ♪

♪ When you only move with winners ♪

- Can I play music?

- You know where they have loud music right now?

At El Jefe's.

- El Jeffy's. - Where's that?

- All right, let's go.

- Everyone's just being so lame, going to bed tonight.

[lullaby music]

♪ ♪

This bar that we're in right now is a little dead.

[insects chirping] So let's take it to El Jeffy's.

- El Jefe's.

- El Jeffy! [buzzer sounds]

both: [chanting] El Jeffy! El Jeffy!

- El Jefe! El Jefe! [bell dings]

El Jeffy's or El Jefe's has great music.

And I'm like, oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- My stripper friend works at El Jefe's.

- So the fact that Angelina and Jenni, they're still fighting--

I'm glad that Angelina came out, because she's drunk.

She's having a good time, and I feel like she needs it.

- Let's run. - Yeah, ready?

Go. - Yeah, let's run.

- [laughing] - Ange, we're not running.

- Where are you going, girl?

- [laughs] - She's running.

- Here's El Jeffy's. [buzzer sounds]

Where's my friend? Xena!

- Hi, mama. - Oh, my God, how are you?

I'm so glad you guys came. - Hi!

- Our stripper friend, Xena, is outside waiting for us.

Like, she's ready to go.

She looks really cute with clothes on.

- Welcome to El Jefe's. [bell dings]

- Thank you. - Whoo!

- ♪ I feel good, I feel free ♪

♪ I can do anything and be who I want to be ♪

- It is so cool-- like, so many people.

This is my place. This is gonna be a good time.

[music slows, ends]

- Hurry up. - I'm coming out!

- f*ck off. - b*tch.

- Smack my tit.

Not hard.

Harder than that.

All right.

- Like, I really should have went to bed,

but being a mom, I feel like I'm busy with the kids -.

The kids are in sports and everything,

so these trips are perfect for me

because it's my little mommy escape.

I let loose. I still enjoy myself.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- I feel like the Meatballs are unstoppable right now.

Like, we're k*lling it.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

Marriages are usually amazing,

but, unfortunately, not for me.

I wish every bride out there nothing but the best

because they deserve that.

This is the type of energy I want for my wedding...

my second wedding.

- ♪ Give me my paper ♪

♪ Because you already know... ♪

♪ ♪

[rock music]

Nicole!

- I feel like I'm, like, again.

I haven't been dancing on a bar since, like, college.

Whoo!

"Coyote Ugly," b*tches. - [laughs]

- Whoo!

Whoa!

I'm like, should I try it?

Whoo!

♪ ♪

- Yes!

- Oh, sh*t.

all: [chanting] Snooki! Snooki! Snooki!

Snooki! Snooki!

- Whoo!

[music slows, ends]

- Oh. Whoa! I'm sorry. [glass breaking]

Oh, my God, that was so embarrassing.

all: [chanting] Snooki! Snooki! Snooki!

Snooki! Snooki! Snooki!

- Whoo!

- sh*t.

all: [chanting] Snooki! Snooki! Snooki!

- Whoa! I'm sorry. [glass breaking]

- This is all Meatball problems over here.

- She's fine.

I think that's it.

- Oh, my God, that was so embarrassing.

- She's fine.

Time for bed.

You want to go back? - Yeah, I'll go back.

- ♪ I'm the queen, I'm the queen around here ♪

- ♪ She a queen ♪ - ♪ I wear my tiara ♪

- ♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen around here ♪

- ♪ She a queen ♪ - ♪ All right, I see her ♪

♪ I'm a queen around here ♪

- Yeah, oh!

- I spilled on myself.

We're going, like-- - Whoa!

Whoa.

- I spilled my drink everywhere.

- Okay, just leave me, you f*cking a*s.

- Oh, hey. We're here, girl.

- I mean, I don't know what you're doing over there.

- I'm walking.

- Come on, girl. - What are you doing?

- You're talking to me. See, this is why.

This is why. This is why.

You're being ridiculous.

Well, this turned into a night I wasn't expecting.

- [burps]

I'm so sorry. I need to burp.

Cheers, b*tch.

- We're the Dirty Stay Outs.

- ♪ On the wall, get them out of here ♪

- What is happening?

♪ ♪

- Cheers.

- Hugs.

- Dirty Stay Outs, got it.

Got it. - You got it again.

- Whoa!

I almost fell.

Today was a blast.

We were on--

- Wait, we did a legit--

Oh, my God, I'm spilling.

Did I spill?

We still got it.

- We still got it, b*tch. - I think.

- I just want to say I love our women.

- [laughs]

- Same.

- Dirty Stay Outs got it again.

We do that sh*t. - All right, I'm gonna leave.

- Bye.

- ♪ I got a couple people that I know from the steps ♪

♪ sh**t me a text and call me collect ♪

♪ Ain't got a big chain, but I got they respect ♪

- Where am I?

- Good morning, Orlando.

- Oh, yeah, Orlando.

Margaritaville.

- Let's get it.

- I had a dream that Sam came back...

and Ron.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- Like, what?

- ♪ It's the perfect vibe for a dream tonight ♪

- Hello?

- Hi.

- Hi, Sam.

- When we were at dinner

and I was seeing Dren come out...

- Yes. - I was like, you know what?

I'm just gonna go to bed tonight.

I'm not gonna be a part of this.

- Same.

- Because if they were already peaking at dinner

and then they went out, can you only imagine what went on?

- No. Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

- Gosh.

- How was last night?

- It was fun.

We had, like, a lot of fun.

Xena text me, and she was like,

I'm gonna be at El Jefe's if you and your family

want to come and have margaritas.

And then me, Angelina, and Nicole went to El Jefe's.

[chuckles]

- Deena, you're doing the opposite

of trying to cut her off.

- I'm gonna be honest, I think I made a friend.

I like her.

- Maybe I'll make a stripper friend.

- [laughs] No.

- ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Can't stop now, man ♪

♪ I got to put in more ♪

♪ Feel it in my core ♪

♪ I'm not stopping when I'm sore ♪

[line trilling]

- Yo, where you at?

- Batman.

- Oh, reporting for duty, sir.

- All right, I'll see you in a second.

Ever since Angelina told me about her father...

Your father is not your father. - He's % not my father.

- Okay.

I've been trying to find Angeliner's "fazja,"

but the investigation has come to a screeching halt.

Thanks for coming so quickly. - What happened?

- The current investigation has come to a screeching halt.

- Well, we were kind of already had a halt,

and then Pam got involved.

- I'm an investigative genealogist.

So I work for people that are adopted,

looking for a child they gave up, looking for a father.

- I'm gonna call again.

I hope she has reached one of Angeliner's descendants.

- She has to answer.

[line trilling] - Yeah.

- Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice--

- Shady.

- Pam, it's Batman.

We would like to see if you have any updates

on the current investigation.

Just please give us a call back

as soon as you get this message--thank you.

- Damn, that sucks, bro.

- That is never a good sign.

Hopefully Pam is not answering right now

because she's on a hot lead.

- Well, Pam did not seem like she was one to give up...

- No. - And one to leave us hanging.

- All right, so I think the move from here is no move.

- All right. - That's the plan.

- Thanks for the update, though.

- All right, thank you. - All right.

- We will reconvene.

We obviously have a situation.

Don't say a word about this. - No, I won't say nothing.

- Reluctantly, we're gonna have to put the board away for now.

Oh, son of a--

- We're gonna do Family Fun Day today.

- Unfortunately, we would love to come to Family Fun Day,

but they're also holding

a Flat-Earthers Society home group meeting.

- Oh, my God. all: Oh.

- I'm gonna do a little brunch with Ron.

- Sam, you going? - No.

- [laughs]

- What are you gonna do when you see Sam?

- I don't know. I hope we can have a normal conversation.

- You guys have history.

- She's a big part of my life, you know?

- ♪ Huh, you on the East Coast, come get some ♪

♪ You on the West Coast, come get some ♪

♪ Yeah, you down South, come get some ♪

- Hey. - Guys, how are you?

This chooch.

- ♪ Come get some ♪

- Hello, guys. - Hi.

- Hey, f*ck.

- You okay? Still hungover?

- I'm fine. - Oh.

- I wound up calling the stripper last night.

- Oh. - And we went to El Jefe's.

[laughs] - You're lying.

This girl has a relationship with a stripper.

- Let's go and greet the ones that are boring.

Yeah. - Hi.

- Hey.

- Hey, what's up? - Oh, sh*t.

- Hey, Ange.

- Oh, God, I have no makeup on.

[door closes] all: Hi.

- Your bruises.

- Wait, why do I have so many bruises?

[all screaming]

Whoa!

Oh, I remember that.

- Where was I for that? - You were right there.

- I'm sorry. [glass breaking]

- Okay, so I have a fun day planned.

[dramatic music]

We're gonna do Family Fun Day today.

- Yay. - Cool.

- Family fun day! al: Oh!

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[baby crying]

- F.F.D.. - Oh, my God.

- Ugh.

[sad voice] Family fun day ..

Yay.

- We are gonna go down to the pool.

It's gonna be a relaxing Family Fun Day.

They have cute things for the kids to make.

- Cool.

- Sometimes they have reptiles down there.

And then I would really love for us

all to do the Margaritaville tie-dye shirts.

So you make your own tie-dye shirt.

You can make yours black and gray, if you like.

- Cool.

- And then we could do a picture

at the end of the trip in them. - Yay.

Yay, more shirts.

- [clears throat] Well, guys, excuse me for a second.

MVP has to do a confessional.

- A confessional? - It's so shady.

- Shade.

What is going on?

- Nothing conspicuous over here.

All right, boys, currently while we're out here

in Orlando, it's come to my attention

that they're holding a flat-earthers home group.

- No, they're not. - A what?

- It's actually a Flat-Earther Society meeting.

- Are you serious?

- Yes, and-- - That's real?

There are real meetings? - There are real meetings, yes.

- You're kidding me. What do they do?

- We discuss everything flat Earth,

and we're trying to awaken those that are asleep.

- Wow.

Mike is into some weird stuff.

Anything that has a rabbit hole, he's in it.

- So what, are you going? - Oh, no, we are going.

both: We're going? - We are going.

- I'm not a flat-earther.

I'm getting roped in to the flat-earth meeting,

but Mike has been talking about this for a long time.

- Everything that you've been taught

has been designed to fool you.

- They are hiding land beyond the ice walls.

- Exactly. - You're a flat-earther.

- If there's one place where they're gonna have it,

it's Florida.

I don't want to go,

but I also don't want to go to Family Fun Day.

- Make your own tie-dye shirt.

- Cool.

So it's like, pick your poison.

- Quite possibly, we can bunk into some thotties for you.

- Some flat-earth thotties. - Some flat-earth thotties.

- Shade. - Shade.

- Why are you giggling? - Shade.

- What's happening?

- There seems to be a little bit of a conflict.

Unfortunately, we would love to come to Family Fun Day,

but they're also holding

a Flat-Earther Society home group meeting...

- Oh, my God. - Right now.

- The f*ck? - Oh, Mike.

- Michael.

- It is part of the program that I'm running

that I must attend. - Michael.

- Oh, my God.

- Mike, that's, like, a cult.

- The Earth looks like this table.

- Don't go. - Yeah.

- He's like the conspiracy people

with, like, the things on his head, like a weirdo.

- They're gonna explain the theory of the...

- Really? Come on. - Fish-eye lens.

- Mike. - It's a theory.

- A theory? Like, how is there a theory?

- Like, you see the moon at night.

Like, you're seeing, like... - The sun.

- Those pictures are CGI.

- Get a telescope, you idiot. - Pauly, goodbye.

I got to go.

- I'm serious, okay?

- Every single Earth I've seen, like,

the ones you see in high school, they're all round.

I actually almost bought one the other day

to put in my house.

- No, I understand that there is alleged satellite--

- "Alleged."

- I don't know what's worse-- Family Fun Day or this.

[both groan]

- Mike, this is f*cking weird.

- There are a couple of things

that I never thought I'd be doing.

I can see the moon. It's round.

Going to a flat-earth meeting is probably one of them.

- And how come if it's flat, no one fell off the side of it?

- Family Flat-Earth Day.

- I'm actually really happy I'm going to the pool today.

- Same.

- Wait, and it's a bunch of Floridians?

This is gonna be wild.

- Oh, guys, I feel bad for you guys.

- We used to gym, tan, laundry.

We used to go to the nightclub.

We used to turn up, like, lit. - Day party. Day party.

- And today our options are party

with eight-year-olds at the pool

or to a flat-earthers convention.

Where's the plan C? - Yeah.

I'm bringing this.

[laughter]

- Yeah, rule number one of flat earth,

don't bring up...

- The real Earth. The real Earth.

- [laughs]

- Can they sense that I'm not a flat-earther?

Because I don't want to get beat up.

- I'm not saying sh*t. - Same.

- NASA is a publicity agency.

Okay, we've never-- we never landed on the moon.

We landed in Arizona. - See, that I believe.

- We landed in Arizona. - I do believe that.

- That's up for debate.

We've gone to the moon. Yes, we did.

- There's aliens in Antarctica, frozen.

- Like Walt Disney? - Yeah.

- But I don't believe it.

- Do you know the conspiracy theory

is we're all in a bubble? - Yes, the firmament.

She also is a flat-earther. she's just afraid to admit it.

- I'm not a flat-earther! I know it's round.

I just heard something.

- The firmament.

That is the dome that we live under.

We live in a dome, okay? X amount high.

- Is this the biodome?

- The firmament ends in-- right around Antarctica.

- The Earth is not f*cking flat.

We'd be hitting into sh*t.

- All right, guys, I'm actually--

I'm gonna do a little brunch with Ron.

- Oh.

- What are you doing tomorrow morning?

- Tomorrow morning? - You want to grab breakfast?

- I'd love to do lunch-- or breakfast with you, Ron.

- Brunch. - Yeah, brunch.

- Brunch. - Sam, you going?

- No. - [laughs]

- So are we ready to get dressed?

- Yeah. - Let's go.

- All right, guys.

- Everyone put on their bathing suits.

- It's time for MVP to experience

their first Flat-Earthers Society meeting.

- Yo. - Oh, good idea.

You got the hat and glasses? - Mm-hmm.

- Everybody usually--

- I don't want anyone to know I'm here.

- Exactly, yep.

- I don't think I've ever not wanted to do something

this much in my life.

[through megaphone] Subtlety's my thing, Mike.

I like to be subtle.

[feedback whining] I don't like to be too loud.

- Okay, I don't know how that's gonna work

when we get in the meeting.

By the time that you leave, you may be "conferted."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

- [laughs]

- ♪ On top of the world ♪

- ♪ Let me see that ♪

♪ Do it again ♪

♪ One more time, yeah ♪

♪ I love it when you do that thing ♪

- Lauren, are you ready? - I'm ready.

- We're ready. - All right, we're coming.

- Okay, bye.

Hello.

Hey, Deener.

- Hey.

- Oh, wait. Knock on Sam's door, Deena.

- Let's do this.

- Vin, let's go.

- Babe, I'm waiting on you. - Oh, really?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Yesterday I asked Nicole to go to brunch with me.

I haven't had a real good conversation with Nicole

in almost two years.

Me and Nicole had, like, a brother-sister bond.

So, to be able to rekindle that and, you know,

just try to move forward from where we were, it feels good.

- See, as you're walking, right, you don't feel

a curve because it's flat. - That's true.

- The first rule about flat-earth meeting is...

- You don't talk about flat-earth meetings.

- Yep, yep.

- [through megaphone] People don't think I can be subtle.

I can be subtle, just not today.

- There probably will be

some flat-earth thotties there as well.

- I don't know about that. - Okay?

- I'm sure it gets all the hotties.

- Yep.

- I think it's gonna be all dudes.

- Yeah. Virgins, actually.

- The way Mike's talking about this convention

is like it's Comic-Con or something

but for flat-earthers.

- You're finally going to experience

the Flat Earther Society meeting,

where I am the chairman.

- We're in the same cabanas as last time,

but we're just gonna grab the kids.

- Hey. - Hi.

- [grunts] - Pool's packed today.

- Yeah.

- A lot of peeing in there, I bet.

A lot of peeing. - Oh, yeah.

- Can I have a coconut margarita?

That sh*t was slamming last time.

- Thank you for accompanying me on this journey.

Today is the first day

of the rest of your lives.

Once you leave this meeting, you will be believers.

- Oh, yeah?

- This looks like a flat-earth neighborhood.

- This definitely is a flat-earth street right now.

It's really based on common sense, to be honest with you,

and this right here is a big convention.

So...

you know, you guys are gonna make a big splash.

- Oh, my God, Ron texted me.

I want to have this brunch with Ron because, you know,

we were so close, like brother and sister.

Ron is on the good path with us,

coming in, taking accountability.

But, I mean, we're still not there.

There's, like, so many hurdles to get over

to get to where we were.

"Hey, Nicole, I'm at lunch. Just waiting for you.

Something tells me you had a late night."

But I also feel like I have to talk to him about Sam.

- Going down.

- Sam has gotten over so much.

And I'm so glad that she's back,

and I don't want to lose her.

So I need to know what's gonna happen with Ron.

Hey, Ron. - What's up, Nic?

- Hi. - How are you?

- All right, boys.

Are you ready to go down the rabbit hole?

- Yes, sir. Where is the place?

We're in the woods. - Looks poppin'.

- Yeah, it's very secretive, you know?

- Mm.

- Mike, I think we're too early.

[slow rock music]

♪ ♪

Or maybe too late.

- Hi, how are you? - I'm great.

How are you guys? - Are we the first ones here?

- We're it. - Oh, wow, okay.

- We're the only ones?

- There's no one.

It is a ghost town.

We're in the middle of a park in the woods

in a picnic bank with one woman.

- Time to do some flat smacking.

- [laughs]

- Oh, man. - I'm it, guys.

♪ ♪

- Okay, okay.

- Good times, Ron. - Yeah, good times.

Hopefully we have more.

It was just hard being away from you guys for so long.

I was glad to see you guys yesterday, honestly.

It was like... like a relief.

Like, okay, I finally got to say

what I wanted to say for so long.

- No, you did great. - You know?

Let's move forward, you know, like things were

or try to get back to the way things were, you know?

- Question, though--

what are you gonna do when you see Sam?

- I don't know. I hope we can have a normal conversation.

- I think she's down for that.

- You know, I hope she's down for it.

I feel like it has to happen eventually.

- Yeah, because you went through something with her.

Like, you loved her.

You guys were in a relationship.

So, when you see someone like that,

things can be brought up again.

- Yeah, I'm ready for it. - That's a big deal.

You guys have history. It's crazy.

- No. Yeah, of course.

She's a big part of my life, you know?

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ All I need is a chance ♪

[person shouting indistinctly] - Everybody!

- Aah!

- Aah! - Ah!

Oh, sh*t. She fell.

- I know we don't live on a ball.

ba*ls are ba*ls, big curves in every direction.

- I got two of 'em.

- Where's it flat on your ba*ls?

- [laughs]

- Enough is enough.

If I find out that Mike has crossed me,

I'm going in.

- Are you gonna fully come back?

- I hope so, yeah.

- I have to say, I'm excited for the Ron and Sam moment.

- I hope that we can coexist together.

- Wait, what?

- I think the thing with you and Jenni is you and Jenni.

- Did you say that to her? - No, no.

- She says that you don't like me or everybody else hates me.

- No.

- I'm gonna flip a table. - Oh!

- Oh, sh--

- I've got really great news.

I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Oh, my God. - Oh.

- Oh, my God.

- And, Angelina...

- [gasps] - My God.

- Is she single?

- Oh, my God. - What the f*ck?