06x23 - Meatball Stakeout

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Jenni and I are not normal.

- Why don't you get along with her?

- If we're not gonna bury, like, hatchets, like,

I can't be friends with you.

- It's Sammi's birthday.

- So we might as well throw a party.

Yay. - Yay.

[all cheering]

Happy birthday!

- Here I am actually having the best birthday ever.

- What time does Ron get here?

[knock on door]

- Oh, f*ck!

[screams]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I feel like I'm living my best life ♪

♪ And yeah, I'm the best of the best type ♪

- What time does Ron get here?

- f*cking Vinny. - Why are you so weird?

- Why is it you always gotta drop the Ron b*mb?

- I'm serious. - You're just, like,

a strange one. - I'm, like,

not even f*cking with you.

I'm being serious. [knock at door]

Told you. - Oh! What is that?

- Here we go.

And I think it's only time

that somehow you pop in on a vacation.

It's a moment of truth, my guy.

- I'm ready to do it.

- What the f*ck? - Oh!

- What the f*ck? - Uncle Nino.

- Oh, wow. Listen, at least it's not Ron yet.

[laughs]

- Happy birthday, Sam! - Ah!

This is the best birthday ever!

Uncle Nino's back.

- This is crazy.

- Uncle Nino looks amazing.

I think he looks younger, actually.

But he has not changed at all.

- [laughs]

- [screams]

- Seeing Uncle Nino's face, he's such a fun guy.

Like, he's a little crazy,

but it reminds me of Staten Island.

Like, it makes me feel like I'm back at home.

- Let me see you. Give me some love.

It's been so many years.

I love you. [smooches]

- Why are you kissing her?

all: Uncle Nino!

- Sammi's back!

- What a great birthday.

- Vinny, where's my girl Jenni? - Oh, they left.

- Aw, she left. - Aww.

- Aww.

- She had to get home to the kids.

[phone rings]

- Deena's FaceTiming me.

- Deena? - Hey.

- Oh, really?

- Ohh.

- She sent Uncle Nino.

- Yes, b*tch!

So with Uncle Nino here,

this birthday celebration is gonna be a blast.

I mean, he's like another delinquent

that I can hang out with.

He knows how to have a good time.

We love him.

all: Hey!

- Ah!

- Paradise. I'm in heaven.

[upbeat music]

- This is gonna be a good night.

Oh! - Whoo!

- Oh, sh*t!

- The guys should know better than trying to prank me.

Clearly, I got them back.

- She sent me up. - Touché. Touché.

- It seems like Vinny's homesick.

So I was thinking about surprising him

by bringing you up there.

- f*ck you, Deena, for sending him.

- I want it to be a surprise.

So don't call Vinny.

- No, no, I got you. - Just--yeah.

- I love you, Deena!

- Worst prank ever.

- Payback's a b*tch, Vin.

Yes, meatball! - Touché.

- Angelina, come here, come here, come here.

- What, babe? - Get the f*ck over here.

Take this f*cking thing off me.

- You want to take your clothes off?

- Yeah, yeah, my top. I'm sweating.

- Oh, you're taking your top off?

I'm undressing Uncle Nino right now.

- Ah!

- Ehh! Yo.

- I just undressed your uncle.

-Marrone, marrone.

- Where's the Speedo?

- In the car.

- There's a reason why uncle Nino is

the OG here, the Original Guido,

'cause two seconds in, he already has his glass of wine.

He's got the gold chain. He's chilling.

- Can we go sit on one of the couches?

- Yeah, let's go sit. - Can we go sit, guys?

- I want to shower.

I just can't have cake sit in my hair.

- Hey, Uncle Nino, she's engaged again.

- No. Are you? - Yeah.

- Who's the victim? - [laughs]

- His name is Vinny, actually.

- Another victim Vinny?

[laughter]

- If she yells Vinny's name in bed,

you don't know which one she's yelling.

- [laughs]

- f*cking assholes.

- I jumped on Mike like a f*cking squirrel monkey.

- Mike. Look out, Mike!

- Oh, damn!

- I was ready to take him down.

- Does he like to get choked out?

Please tell me no. - It's not, like,

a weird thing. You know that, right?

- Yes, it is. - No, it's not.

- Uncle Nino, you ever get choked out?

- No.

[laughter]

- But I think you think it's like choking,

where I'm, like, trying to, like--

where he's at the brink of death. No.

I don't know, I think it's a f*cking fun thing.

Like, I'm not trying to k*ll the guy.

It's, like, a sex thing.

- But there's pressure, right? - Can you demonstrate?

- Nah, nah, nah. - 'Cause I don't know.

Can you demonstrate? - Let me show you.

- No. No. No. - Oh! [laughs]

- Yeah, show me, 'cause I don't know.

I don't know what it's like. - Yeah, Daddy.

- [laughs] - I don't know. I need to see.

- Miss me with that sh*t.

- Damn, Fifty Shades of Jersey Shore over here.

- We're back.

- What else do you guys want to do?

We got an amazing game room downstairs.

- Game room, yeah. - Game room is fun.

- Let's go downstairs.

Let the games begin.

- Vin, you're k*lling it. Vin, you're k*lling it.

- Ah.

- You mother...

- Look at the flick of the wrist.

- ♪ Call me collect, ain't gotta ♪

- Ooh. Ooh. - [laughs]

- Who's playing who?

- You're up. - Yes.

- All right, let's go, Uncle Nino, let's go.

- You're moving like molasses.

Agh. - Yes!

- Yes, Uncle Nino!

- Uncle Nino taking his nephew to town.

[laughter] That's game.

- Oh, my God. - [indistinct yelling]

- Damn it, man.

- Mike decided to drop the ball, literally.

- Literally. - Where's my f*cking wine?

- See you in morning. Thank you so much for coming.

- Thanks for my birthday party.

- I hope you had a good birthday.

- I did. Thank you so much. - Happy birthday.

- Good night. Love you guys.

- Angelina, where the f*ck you going?

Me and you, what do we want to do?

- Come, let's talk.

Amazing birthday party for Sam.

Everyone's going to bed.

But I want to have a conversation with Uncle Nino.

Look at the wine sitting here for you.

- Yeah, my babe. Aw, beautiful.

- It's, like, a thing for us now.

I feel like it's, like, a ritual.

You've also been divorced. And--

- A couple of times. - Was it hard?

- First time--I was pretty depressed the first time.

But second time, I was happy to get out of it.

- He's been, like, through it.

You know what I mean? And I, um--

I don't know, I respect Uncle Nino,

even though we can't really understand him.

But I love him.

Cheers. Cheers to you.

I'm so happy you came.

- I love you. - Love you, too.

- You met somebody? - I did.

I got engaged on Vinny's birthday.

- I mean, I know-- I know you and Chris

for a while before you got married.

- Yeah.

- You were the dominant one.

- Christopher!

Is this f*cking normal?

Christopher. Christopher.

Christopher. Are you even listening?

I feel like I always do that though,

in, like, every relationship.

I, like, wear the pants.

- Well, exactly.

- But is it because they're allowing me to

or because what, like--

- Yeah.

- [laughs]

- Yep. You're right.

- You need somebody that'll say,

"No. f*ck you. I'm the man."

Take control over--you know.

- You're f*cking right. You're right.

I've been wearing the pants my whole--my whole life--

in my family, everything. - Right, exactly.

- Growing up as a kid, my life was not easy.

My dad wasn't really there for me.

And I had to take care of myself.

I never really had a full-blown father figure.

So that's probably where this comes from.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

I'll let you go to bed.

Let me give you a hug.

Mwah. I love you so much.

- Good night, Pennsylvania.

- What a night.

- Good night. I love you all.

Stay out of my f*cking room.

[upbeat funky music]

- ♪ Yo, get ready for the takeover ♪

- Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.

[over bullhorn] Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.

[laughs]

Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.

Boyfriend?

Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.

[laughs]

- ♪ I love the sound of applause ♪

- This is my boyfriend.

♪ ♪

That is so cool.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, it's snowing.

- It's coming down out there.

- Smells good in here.

- Me and Vinny cooked that.

- What is that? - Ready to go.

- Frittata.

It's a frittata.

- We got Nelly frittata.

- I'm here, guys.

- Oh, my God!

Is that a tick?

- Ew! - No.

- Wait, pick it off. - [screams]

- [screams] - Ew!

- Where'd it go? - Right here.

Right--is that a f*cking--

- [gasps and screams] - It's a f*cking--

Nicole, it's a seed from a grape.

- Are you sure? - [laughs]

- Oh,marrone. - No, it looked like a tick.

- This house has been exhausted of all the resources.

There's no ketchup.

- Yo, this weekend, I'm turning up on Atlantic City.

You guys should come to my new residency...

- Oh, yeah. - At the Borgata.

- In AC? - Yeah.

I was at my old Atlantic City residency for, like, ten years.

And now it's time for a new chapter,

which is really amazing for me.

And it's gonna be at the Borgata.

And I can't wait for everybody to come check it out.

It's this Saturday. - I'm coming.

- Yeah. - I'll go.

Pauly's shows are so much fun, in general.

And, like, he has just really

made an insane career for himself.

And I'm just, like, so excited to be going to Pauly's show.

It's been a long time.

I'm looking forward to it.

[phone chimes]

- You guys, we have to get the f*ck out of here.

- Why? - A blizzard warning is

in effect today for all Pocono Mountain counties.

Motorists are being advised to stay off the roads

as the intense storm has already started rolling in.

- I knew it. I told you. - f*ck it. I'm out.

- We have to leave!

- Bro, let's get out of here. - No, we gotta pack.

- Whose is this? Whose is this? Whose is this?

[chaotic orchestral music]

Oh, sh*t-ba*ls, how is this gonna close?

♪ ♪

- All right. I got all my stuff.

- I think we got it. - We have it.

- Yo, we got a snowstorm.

We gotta get the f*ck out of here.

- And we have to leave. - We're out.

- Angelina, we're leaving.

- All right, let's go. - Roll out.

- Let's roll out. - We're out.

- Oh, my God, it's snowing.

- Ah! I knew it.

- All right, bye.

- Holy sh*t, we did it.

- Ange, it's over.

I feel like we were just here.

[midtempo music]

- Sayonara, Hawkview!

- It was so unexpected coming back into this house.

To be honest, when I first came in, I was very nervous.

But now I'm like, wow, I'm so grateful and thankful

that Angelina texted me, asking me to come back,

because the welcome that I got from all the roommates,

they made me feel at home.

- Oh, my--can I hug you? - Yeah.

- It's really Sam?

- It's really me.

- Oh, my God.

I never thought I would see you ever.

- They made me feel like nothing's changed since .

- Wait, are you real? - How are you?

[laughter and chatter]

- That was so fun.

It brings me back to the Seaside days.

- That was, like, fun.

My biggest regret is not coming back sooner.

I can really cry right now.

Like, I could cry.

I might cry,

'cause it's just been so much.

[gentle music]

So it feels so good to, like, be back.

♪ ♪

Here I am crying again, like old times.

- Sam is back.

- Did she say anything about us?

- About you? - Yeah.

- I really f*cking feel like I'm talking

to my children right now.

- I want to throw up.

- Whatever. They just need to deal with their sh*t.

- For me, it's just f*cked up.

I could never do that to my kids.

I don't even know if he's alive.

[crowd cheering]

- [over bullhorn]Come to Premier Nightclub tonight.

- I actually took my DNA test.

- Oh, my God.

- ♪ $, ain't enough ♪

♪ I need a milly ♪

♪ Watch me walk all on this beat ♪

♪ Act a fool in some city ♪

♪ Let me ♪

- Uncle Nino's calling me.

Yo, we forgot Uncle Nino. - What?

- I thought he left. - I thought he left.

- Yo.

- What the f*ck, Vin?

- Oh, sh*t. Um, yeah.

Well, it's not like it's a blizzard or anything.

[wind howling]

- I might be stuck here.

- I'm sure you'll get home soon.

We'll see you later.

- What?

m*therf*cker cut me off.

What the f*ck?

Now I know what f*cking

Jack Nicholson felt like in "The Shining."

- ♪ I-I-I-ice queen lookin', got that royalty flick ♪

♪ When I whip my head 'round they ain't ready for it ♪

♪ Aww, did my realness offend you, b*tch? ♪

♪ Well ♪

- Honey, what are you doing?

- I'm just cleaning up all the baby's things and toys.

- It looks good for having two under two, right?

- Constant pickup.

So what's your plan today?

- I don't really have any plans really, honey.

But I just stumbled across a post

on Angelina's page that seemed a bit worrisome.

- About what?

- I'm trying to decipher it right now.

Well, I have a feeling that Angelina is not

in a good place right now.

- So what did she write?

- It says, "What is in the dark

always comes to light eventually."

And she's literally crying and putting it on her story.

- tested her.

tried to break her.

, she started healing.

In , she's coming for what's hers.

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

Everyone knows that BDS loves an inspirational quote.

Tough times make even tougher people.

Beauty is pain.

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

The waves are not gonna stop, but you can learn how to surf.

If you don't plan, you plan to fail.

But Angelina saying this quote and crying on her Insta story,

it's obviously a cry for help.

I tried to text her, and she didn't answer.

So maybe I'll, you know, swing over there.

- ♪ I'll say good night, it don't phase me ♪

- [sighs] Oh, my God.

What a day.

- ♪ You can't change me ♪

- Mm.

When us girls were in Solvang, the girls asked me,

"What's the relationship with you and your father?"

And I said, "It's nonexistent."

One time, my mom was--I don't--

she said she was f*cking with me,

but she said, "Your father might not be your father."

- Girl.

- Long story short, I ordered a DNA test.

And I took it.

"Fill the tube with saliva to the black, wavy line."

This looks like those shot tubes you get in a club.

Here you go, Mr. Postman.

And all of a sudden I got an alert last night,

: in the morning.

I was like, "Oh, my God, this is it."

[line trilling]

- Hello? - Hi.

- Hey. What's up?

- I just got my DNA test results back.

- Mm-hmm. - When I opened it,

it said, mother % shared DNA.

But there's no father.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Um, that's--

I have no words for that.

- When the results came back, I was so f*cking devastated.

My whole world was shattered.

I didn't even believe what I was reading,

because for my whole life, I've been lied to.

The man that I thought was my father, not my father.

- It's pretty hard to believe that it's actually true.

It's just insane.

How did no one know?

How could, like, one hold that type of news

for, like, forever?

- Mommy's like, "I don't know anything,

I don't know anything."

How do you not know?

How the f*ck do you not know?

Why don't I have answers?

Why am I not being answered?

I don't have that right?

- No, you absolutely do.

But I don't know if you'll ever find that answer out.

- I'm at my breaking point.

Like, I don't know what to do.

- ♪ Bye, then, we won't see you later ♪

- Baby dearest, I'm ready for some food.

- You just had us eat two hours ago.

- Baby. - Normally, I would fast

before this. - Baby.

- Zack and I's anniversary is today.

We're going on four years.

He proposed on our second-year anniversary.

Table for two, please.

Our relationship is great.

I love him. And I do think Zack wants

to start planning a wedding.

But for me, I don't have the sense of urgency.

Like, I'm just trying to, like, go with the flow.

Are we that couple that have been together so long,

we go on a date and we have nothing to talk about?

- We'll never be that couple.

- You don't think we'll ever be that couple?

- No. - OK.

- Do you think that?

- Well, we're sitting in silence.

Since we just got back from Egypt,

I'd like to plan another adventure.

- How about we go to Italy?

The married thing would be cool too,

to do out there.

- I'm in no rush.

- ♪ Tell me what's the rush? ♪

[midtempo pop music]

- How about we go to Italy?

The married thing would be cool too.

- To me, marriage is a contract and a party.

I know so many people that are married

that are f*cking miserable.

- Yeah. - And they only stay together

for, like, their children.

And that is something that I would never do.

To me, a piece of paper doesn't define love.

I know that, because I got a divorce.

I feel like Zack is my life partner.

I know we're gonna be together forever,

but divorce was really hard.

And it's scary.

Don't get me wrong, I do get nervous.

I've been down this road before.

- It's not like I don't understand it.

- I would be % fine if we never got married

and we lasted to years.

But I know marriage is something that you want

and I want.

Just a little nervous, that's all.

- I get that.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, I mean, I for sure get that.

- ♪ I can't help it if I bring ♪

♪ All my baggage to the ring ♪

♪ Knock me out ♪

♪ And I'll do it again ♪

- ♪ It's been a rough year ♪

♪ We suffered in silence ♪

♪ Nobody knew what was going on, but I did ♪

- Something's up.

I'm gonna have to do a wellness check.

And to think I was about to go get a mani-pedi right now.

I mean, listen, usually, me and Angelina are fighting.

- It doesn't matter! - It doesn't matter.

- Ignore them! - You take no f*cking

accountability in your life about anything.

But right now, we're in a good place.

And I am like the Angelina crisis management specialist.

- Hello? - Hey.

- What the f*ck? - Look who it is.

- What are you doing? - Listen, I tried to call you.

You didn't pick up.

And I did see a post online. - How are you?

- First of all, you don't look good.

- I didn't sleep. - You look like you're--

- Yeah. - Were you crying or something?

- I was crying, yeah. - OK.

- I'm just like-- I can't--like, I can't.

Like--like, it's, like, crazy, like, my whole life.

Like, I swear to God, like, it's, like,

one thing after another.

- What happened?

- So I took a DNA test.

And all of a sudden, : in the morning comes,

and I get an alert.

When I open the app, I'm like what the f*ck?

I'm Portuguese...

- Uh-huh. - % British.

I know my sister Alyssa took it.

She logs into it, and it links us.

But when it links us, it says half-sister.

- Oh, my God.

Is your mother really your mother?

- That's really my mother. - OK.

Your father is not your father?

[moody music]

- He's not. No, he's % not my father.

- OK. And how do you feel about that?

♪ ♪

- Blindsiding is an understatement.

To find out the guy that I thought was my father

is not my father, it's f*cking hurtful.

[choked up] It's very hurtful.

I don't really trust people anymore.

I don't talk to my father. You know this already.

- OK, yep. - For years.

- Mm-hmm. - I always knew

something was weird about our relationship

and the way he would treat my other two sisters.

- Mm-hmm. - But, like, I never knew why.

It all makes sense now.

I never had, like, that love from a father figure.

And I always wondered why.

And that's why.

- Well, don't cry, Ange. - But that's why.

- That seems to be quite a situation.

Pretty heavy.

I do know that Angelina has always had

a very complicated relationship with her father.

I know you can feel alone.

- [scoffs] I'm, like, in this house alone.

Abandonment issues is a big thing for me.

My father, he, like, abandoned me when I was a kid.

- So I can definitely sympathize

with Angelina right now that the rug has been

pulled from underneath of her.

So right now, you don't know who your real father is.

- I don't know where-- I don't know who he is.

Do I have brothers? Do I have half-brothers and sisters?

Like, do I have-- like, is my father a nice guy?

I don't even know if he's alive.

I don't even know who he is.

My fear is that I never find out who he is.

And, like, I just, like, never will know.

I can't even believe this.

Like, what the f*ck?

I'm like, I'm British and, like, Portuguese.

Remember, like, Chris was Portuguese?

- Declare you husband and wife.

Chris, you may kiss your bride. [cheers and applause]

- Imagine, like, he's my f*cking cousin.

- He's your sibling.

- And I, like-- like, cousin-f*cked.

Like, imagine that.

Like, I would die if that even was a thing.

- Sounds about right, yeah. - That's weird.

Wait, it said I'm, like, part Neanderthal too, by the way.

- Oh, my God.

Holy sh*t. - What the f*ck is that?

- I don't know.

I never met a Neanderthal before.

"Suri," what is a Neanderthal?

- Here's some information.

- "Demographic factors

such as small population size and inbreeding."

Inbreeding?

Oh, hell no.

Like, am I, like, a f*cking cave person?

Is there a woman one?

Sheanderthal.

[laughs]

What?

Wait, what?

Sheanderthal?

No.

Does that look like me?

[bell dings]

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like, no.

- You're, like, a primate.

- Probably. - Yeah.

- Do you really believe that sh*t?

- ♪ It's no problem, just makeup on the pillow ♪

♪ Got a pool for a crib, could look it up on Zillow ♪

♪ Shorty love to travel ♪

♪ She keeps picking up her dribble ♪

♪ So whenever we collide ♪

♪ She calls it coincidental ♪

- Perfect.

- Yes, enjoy.

- Thank you so much.

- Hi. - How are you?

- Hey.

Yeah, so I can't believe we're doing this.

I'm not really sure how it's gonna--

I don't know how it's gonna pan out.

- This is gonna be funny as hell.

- So the girls are meeting up for brunch.

But Jenni and Angelina have no idea what's about to happen

at all.

[tape rewinding]

- I feel like it was all

good vibes the entire time. - It was.

Jenni and Ange, they were, like, best friends.

- Yeah, like, I guess they're just coexisting.

- Don't you feel like they need to, like,

hash it out a little bit?

Like, just, like, say their piece?

Because I feel like we did

in PA. - Yeah.

Jenni and Ange not talking has kind of worked out so far.

But we know, with these two, it's just a matter of time

before sh*t bubbles up and explodes.

- Maybe we should sneak attack them.

- We could plan that we're all gonna meet each other to eat.

- At, like, a brunch place. - Mm-hmm.

- And then we don't show up.

- We have a big trip coming up to AC.

I don't want any weird tension.

Whenever we go on vacations, our first day always is...

- Like, a blowout. - Just a blowout,

because nothing is squashed.

I just hope that they both, like,

don't get annoyed with us.

[tape rewinding]

- What are we gonna do exactly? - I don't know.

Should we see-- write a note or something?

Like, "Hey"-- - Write a note.

[laughs]

- Or, like, a letter?

- Ladies.

- Hey. - Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I love your hair.

- Really? It's dirty. - No, it looks

so amazing. - I didn't wash it.

How are you? - Good.

Do you want to come in her?

- So since we don't want to be here,

we discussed writing a note or whatever.

- We're writing a note?

- We're writing a note. - The note.

Come on.

Like, I've done the note sh*t before.

And it's not great. It's not a good turnout.

- We're just gonna, like, dip out and watch this all.

- All right, but are we gonna watch it?

- How are we gonna hear?

- Oh. I don't know.

- Well, I mean, they always have, like--

what are those things they have in the back?

Like, they always watch us. - Like a control thing?

- Yeah. - Like a TV?

- Yeah, maybe we can hear on that.

- Do you guys have, like,

a TV we can watch

like we're producers? - Yeah, we have--

we could get two monitors, and we can, like--

yeah, I mean, they're coming, so we gotta speed that up.

Write that note, Dee. - Oh.

OK, hurry up. - OK.

- Write this note. - All right, everybody--

- All right, then we're gonna get production stuff.

- What does it say? - Mark your own name.

- As FBI agents, we need an accomplice.

Like, we need a full team.

- We have two friends coming in.

When you sit them, if you can give them this note.

- So the waiter is gonna be the accomplice,

and he's gonna help us out.

- We're gonna stuck in this car for four hours.

- The trap is set.

Everything is in place.

All we have to do is wait.

- Is this what producers feel like?

- Yeah, I guess so.

Oh, my God, look at us! - Ooh, look at me!

I see myself.

- Your hair looks phenom.

[bass-heavy music]

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

- What's up, brother?

- What's up, brother? What's happening?

- You catch me up, bro.

- All right. So, um,

gym, tan, Sam is back.

[midtempo music]

- Did she say anything about us?

- About you?

- Yeah.

- Not really. She just said

that she's in a-- in a good relationship.

- Like, is she good? Is she--

- She seems like she's in a good place.

She didn't want to be in the same place as her ex.

And that was really that.

I'm, like, so good in my life now,

my relationships, my family, my friendships, my job.

The person that I was, like, not, like,

wanting to be involved with isn't here.

- OK.

That's good to hear. I'm actually really glad

that she's happy and she's doing well.

And, you know, like, it's good to hear.

- With Sam coming back,

the Ron situation is just very delicate.

There's a lot of layers to it.

And there's a lot of history.

- I love you, Sam.

♪ ♪

- I need to move on from this kid, but--

- [sobbing]

- I know that Ron wants to come back.

But is it the right time? I don't know.

All right, brother. - Thank you, bro.

- All right, brother. Text me later.

[upbeat music]

- What do you guys want to order?

- I just want a cheese omelet.

- It's all, like, so fancy. - I know.

And I just need champagne. - Me too.

I feel like we need some champagne in this b*tch.

We should get our eggs and, you know, our breakfast.

Like, we're gonna be here all day.

[indistinct speech]

[gasps] Thank you. - Oh.

- You're a doll. Thank you so much.

- Oh, God, it's gonna be one of these days.

- Thank you. Thanks.

Guess I'm not bringing Sissy to cheer today.

Is that Jenni's car?

Oh, sh*t. Get down. - Get down.

- Wait, stop, I feel like we're on "Bar Rescue."

Oh, this looks like "Mob Wives."

Oh, f*ck, she's looking at us. Oh, my God, she's looking.

Oh, my God. - She knows everything.

- Hi. I'm meeting my girlfriends.

Someone made a reservation.

- She's calling me. What do I do?

- Just say... - Just be like,

"I'm running late." - "I'm on my way."

- Hey, boo.

- Where are you?

- I'll be there in, like, minutes.

- ? - You're fine.

- I think Ange is coming. - Oh!

- Wait, where? - Oh, God.

Oh, she's coming. - Down, down, down, down!

Wait, what's she doing with a hat?

- Where's she going, to Nashville?

Is she a hunter? - What's with the hat?

- I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

- We're the first ones here?

- We're normally not.

- I know. What the f*ck?

- I know. - I'm nervous.

Now I'm a little worried.

Jenni definitely knows something is up,

because when is Angelina ever there before anybody else?

- Perfect. - Also,

I have this for you guys.

[all scream]

- All right.

- I don't like notes.

- All right.

- Jenni. [laughs]

- "All right."

- I'm hangry.

And I'm not excited to listen

to what's in this f*cking note.

- "Hey, ladies, I think it's time for you two

"to sit down and have a convo."

- I regret this. - "Let's go on this trip

"with good vibes only and no fights or discussions.

We love you."

- I don't want a sit-down.

I thought we were doing good vibes.

I'd rather lose a limb.

- Well, here we are.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Ain't nobody that could check me ♪

- Well, I guess this is how our day is going.

- [sighs]

Cheers to all of us.

- I guess we're gonna do this now.

What a f*cking setup.

I was ne-- like, I want you to know,

like, I still don't think you were, like,

happy for me the night of my-- me getting engaged.

- She's harping on it.

Oh, my God.

- How long have you had the ring?

I have to know. - I just got it

right before I left. Just in time.

- So after your engagement,

we're gonna get back on the stripper bus.

[laughs]

- I told her, Jenni's just nosy.

She likes to know things. - Yeah.

- Oh, my God. We gotta move on, bro.

She looked at my line of questioning

as being disrespectful to their relationship.

But I was just meeting Vinny for the first time

as he's proposing to her.

I was trying to get to know him

and trying to get to know their engagement.

I don't think my questions were malicious.

- Like, "Why the f*ck

did she get engaged to this guy so quick?"

And, like, all these weird things.

- In New Orleans, I said,

"I never meant to intentionally hurt you.

And I'm so sorry you took it that way."

I said I was very happy for you and your engagement.

I said I'm sorry to you.

And I left it in New Orleans.

When I say I'm sorry, I genuinely mean it.

Then like, we're now, like, five months after New Orleans.

How the f*ck am I supposed to still be upset

over that sh*t or need to speak about it?

Angelina, if you can have a friend look you in the face,

crying, saying, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry,

"I would never wish that on your engagement,

please accept my apology,"

and you can literally look at them and be like, "OK,"

and then continue to talk sh*t, that is not on me.

- It's not talking sh*t. It was just--I was very hurt.

- No offense, I really f*cking feel

like I'm talking to my children right now.

I said there in November-- - OK, like,

I'm not a child, Jenni. Stop.

- Because it's not obviously registering to you.

- It all stems down to this.

Like, I still feel like you don't...

- There it is.

- Fully accept me.

- See, there it is. - It all stems

into everything. - That's your own

manifestation. That's not mine.

- But it's not my own-- it's not.

- That is why I could let--

that's why I left this in New Orleans.

- Whose is this? Avocado?

- Me.

- We're gonna be here for a while.

- This is just me being honest,

because I just don't give a f*ck anymore.

My problem stems with you

when I let you become too close.

- But see, that's-- - I think from a distance,

we're great, we have a great time, like the Poconos.

- That's ridiculous. - But the minute I become

a friend, I give you an opinion,

I do something for you, you will use it against me.

- That's a lie. I do not. - There is a track record,

unfortunately.

- Whatever. New Orleans is in the past.

We could agree to disagree.

I'm not trying to f*cking make you look like sh*t.

I don't know where to go from here at this point.

There's so much going on in my life,

especially with my dad.

And I'm very stressed out.

So this drama with Jenni is not worth it.

From this point forward, I'm gonna try to, like,

not say as much sh*t as I want, I guess.

I'm gonna be a little bit more quiet.

- Oh, my God. - We're not asking you

to be quiet.

- Well, that would be nice.

[laughter]

I hope you live an incredible life.

I hope you have an incredible wedding.

- Same. - I hope you have the most

beautiful, healthy babies.

I hope you and Vinny last a lifetime plus.

- Thank you. - Truly.

If Mike or whoever, Deena,

decides to put family vacations together

and involve all of us, that's great.

But that doesn't mean I have to disrespect you

or be disrespected.

And we can have good, fun times like we did in Pennsylvania.

- Yep. - And then that's

where it's left. - OK.

- I'd like to say I hope that Angelina and I came

to a common ground and understanding,

but I guess I'll just believe it when I see it.

- Listen, you're like the big sister I never f*cking had,

even though you don't think so and you don't want to admit it.

- I'm an only child, so I wouldn't know what that's like.

- I do love Jenni.

We're going to be civil to each other.

And that's what I need right now.

Honestly, I'm gonna be very honest with you.

I want to go into this trip happy.

And I don't want any more drama.

And I just want happiness from here.

- Yeah.

- I think we agree more than you think we do.

- This is actually dece--like--

- This is kind of kumbaya for them.

- Yeah, this is, like, a good conversation

happening, I feel.

- So I feel like the fact that, you know,

now they understand, you know, what page each person is on,

they're gonna respect it,

we can finish this nice brunch

and be girlfriends.

- Now these f*cking b*tches show up.

[laughter] - I'm scared.

- Look at these f*cking assholes.

- Oh, glad to f*cking see you too, b*tches.

- How's it going, ladies?

- Hi.

Hi. - Hello.

- You f*ck.

You gotta be f*cking kidding me.

What the f*ck were they doing this whole time?

- Are you guys mad at us?

- No.

- We were here the whole time.

- We actually had a whole control panel,

like, in the car... - Wait, what?

- Yeah. - Like the producers do.

- No, you didn't. - We listened to you.

- These assholes have been watching

this whole f*cking time.

- I thought you guys were never even coming at all.

- You guys look pretty on camera.

- Well, based on this, I was like,

they wrote it and bounced.

- I definitely can't believe we pulled this off.

At least we're good right now.

And hopefully, this will last, like,

a couple trips until we have to deal with this again.

- You guys want to order anything?

- Are you hungry? - We ate.

- We ate in the car. - m*therf*cker.

- Are you serious?

Wow.

- ♪ You're a bombshell ♪

♪ Give 'em all hell ♪

♪ Got 'em breathing heavy like a fiend ♪

- No weapons.

All right, calm down.

Today, we're going to Borgata in Atlantic City.

Pauly is DJ'ing, and we are so excited.

- What's going on? How are we getting there?

- Sam and Angelina are coming here.

And you're gonna drive us all.

- Well, that should be interesting.

- Yeah. Jenni's already down there.

Nicole was gonna come too,

but it's Jionni's birthday weekend.

So at least you're down a meatball.

- Can I be Superman?

- ♪ Lights, camera, attention on me ♪

- This looks like lingerie, honey.

Are you doing the most out there in AC, honey?

- It's my first night out not pregnant.

That means I can have a c*ck.

It is our first date night since I had Mia Bella.

And I'm really excited to just get dressed up,

go out with my husband,

and have, like, a night out on the town.

This is my first night away from the two babies.

Thank God my mom is here tonight,

and she's gonna take care of everything.

I'm gonna probably cry.

Ugh. Such a double-edged sword

being parents on a night away.

- Honey, Grandma's got it.

- I know.

- ♪ Everything golden ♪

♪ Can't hold me down, steady rollin' ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

Beautiful house. - Thank you.

Say hi. - Hi, guys.

Hi, Chris. How are you? - What's up, Sam?

Good. How are you? - I haven't seen you

in so long. - How is everything going?

- Good. It's been a long time.

- I know. - It's been so, so long.

- Look at your backyard.

Oh, my God, everything's so beautiful.

- Thank you. You can actually see horses back there.

Well, I'm sure you'll be coming over for parties.

- I hope so. - Definitely.

- ♪ Trapping out the south side ♪

♪ Money in a duffel bag ♪

♪ Sell it for the low price ♪

♪ Double up and blow half ♪

♪ Sleep is for the weak, I'm out here ♪

♪ Creeping with the cold cash ♪

- Hello. - Yo, what's up, fam?

- What's good? - You ready for this trip?

- Yeah, kid.

Good thing you got your MTV jacket on.

Can't leave the house without it.

- [laughing] OK.

OK, kid.

And we're off.

- And here we go.

[upbeat music]

Wow, Sammi's never been to a Pauly show.

- Oh, wow.

- Maybe she was at a DJ Pauly D show

when he was, like, on the come-up, maybe.

- Yeah. - To put it in context,

the last time that Sam was in AC,

BDS took a back fist from Miss JWOWW.

- You gonna punch him in the face?

Oh! - Oh!

- See what I'm saying?

- And now fast-forward to now,

where JWOWW is my godmother.

My two godparents is going to be you...

- Really? - I'm asking you.

- I would be honored, yeah. - OK.

And she's my neighbor.

- Hi, neighbor. - Hey, what's up?

Yeah. Who would have thunk it?

- ♪ Coming in with the power ♪

♪ I'm coming in with the power ♪

- Hey, are you here?

- Yes. I am pulling up right now.

- All right, we're gonna come out.

Aww.

I love you.

- Ow. Ow.

The last few days of my life have been very emotional.

But I'm ready to have fun.

I'm ready to just have a good time.

- I love you guys! - See you later.

- Hi. Hi.

How's the babies? Good?

- They're good.

- I'm so looking forward to going out in AC

because, yes, I just got back

from Pennsylvania with everybody,

but it's been so long since I've actually gone out.

And we're back, b*tch.

- Thank you for driving, babe.

- You didn't even bring your man?

- He's working right now.

He might meet us later.

- Oh, really? - Bye, boys.

- ♪ I know you don't think you can handle this ♪

♪ Nah, you cannot handle this ♪

[machines whirring and buzzing]

- Aye, we made it!

- Here are your room keys.

- Oh, my God, that's embarrassing.

Is he on all of them?

- Yes. - Stop.

- Oh, my God, they have our best friend on the card.

It's about to be a movie in Atlantic City.

It's gonna be an amazing night.

- Wow, look at this, baby.

- This is fance.

- Where is the VIP?

- Oh, my God, my favorite, macaroons.

I'm blown away.

Like, it's not a room, it's a suite.

And the views are incredible.

Like, Pauly, you're bougie.

And I just feel like a movie star.

Tonight's gonna be so much fun.

- Three. [laughs]

[phone chimes] - Ooh, Pauly.

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- What the hell are you wearing?

[sighs] Come on, Greased Lightning.

Let's go. I mean, what is that?

Mike looks crazy.

Let's go, Fonzie.

He looks like he's about to pull out

a switchblade that's actually a comb

and comb his hair.

This man is the definition of extra.

- Yep. - Oh, damn.

- Yep. I was trying to be a little subtle tonight.

- I see that.

- OK?

- ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪

- ♪ Know the sky's the limit ♪

♪ Going up ♪

- Wow.

- ♪ In the sky I'm livin', blowin' up ♪

♪ They hatin' on me ♪

- So this is how the other half lives.

- There's a theater?

- I have never actually been in a hotel room like this

ever in my life.

This hotel room is definitely bigger

than most people's houses.

I want to be a president.

[doorbell rings]

Hello, let me answer my presidential suite.

Hi. - What up?

- Damn, this is a beautiful foyer.

- Ooh, this looks fancy.

- Hi! - Hi!

- Oh, my God, look at this place.

- This is bigger than my house. - This is, like, rich.

Hello?

- I'm back again.

- Hi, guys. Hi, everyone.

- [over bullhorn] Oh, hey, guys!

[together] Hey!

- It was a little bit quiet in here,

so I brought my megaphone if you guys missed me.

- Of course you did.

- Pauly, you're on my room key.

- Sam's back! - Yeah, Sam's back.

- Angelina's back. Oh, you never left.

Positives about having a residency

in Atlantic City is,

I get to see all my East Coast family,

my "Jersey Shore" crew can come check me out,

and it's like the East Coast Vegas.

- Let's go to dinner!

- Let's go! - Let's go!

- Look, I'm on the sign. [crowd cheering]

[over bullhorn]Come to Premier Nightclub tonight.

- Table for .

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

What's up? How you doing?

- Vinny, if I'm drinking, you're drinking.

OK? - You're drinking?

- Yes. I've been pregnant for two years.

- I feel like this is the one night you should drink.

- Drinking for me is a means to an end.

Usually, it's ending with me fapping.

- What's fapping? - f*cking a p*ssy.

- Why do you know what that means?

- [laughing] Oh, my God.

- Why is my husband giving you a high five?

[together] Oh!

- The Buckners are fighting!

- We don't fight.

- We fight. - Only when Chris is backed up.

They've been fighting all trip.

- I'm backed up, that's why.

[together] Oh! - I'm backed up.

- Chris, you're in the doghouse again.

It all goes downhill from here, huh, Angeliner?

- That's it. - Yup.

- There's no drama, which is amazing.

No one's fighting.

So I think this is a perfect chance

to open up to the roommates and just explain to them

what's actually going on in my life.

Remember in Solvang, I was like,

"I don't really know, like, if that's my dad."

- About your father?

- After New Orleans, I actually took my DNA test.

And it came back.

He's not my dad.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Oh, my God. - So--I know.

- I'm sorry. - You told me this.

- Yeah. - You kind of had a feeling.

- I had a feeling. - Damn, I'm sorry, Ange.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- So, like, I need advice,

'cause I know we all kind of went through some sh*t.

- Like, my mom-- were you a closed adoption?

My mom was a closed adoption. - Mm-mm.

- You know who yours are? - No, I never looked.

- I didn't know I had a sister until I was seven.

- So both your sisters are half?

- Half-sisters, yeah.

The father I thought was my father,

that is their father.

- Doesn't make you any different, though.

- No. - We also said that.

- We're family. Family's not blood.

- I'm not Vinny's father, but he calls me Daddy.

- Yeah, that's real.

- You are blood with your sisters.

Who cares if it's half? - Oh, I know.

They will always be my sisters.

- Me and my sister are only half.

- I know. But that's crazy, right?

- This cannot be easy.

I can't imagine what Angelina's going through right now.

That's just awful.

- It's like, what if? What if I would have, like,

known, like, my real dad?

- You can't go backwards. - I know.

- You have to go forward. - I know.

- Just appreciate the life that you had.

- I'm so glad right now that Jenni and I made up.

She's being really sweet about my dad.

And that's amazing.

Like, I need that right now.

I need all the support I can get.

I'm very lucky.

- Whatever you need to do, do for you

and what makes you be able to move on.

- Yeah. - Right?

- ♪ Get me going ♪

♪ Bye-bye ♪

♪ ♪

- DJ Pauly, make some noise!

- Meatball down!

- Everybody else come? - No.

You're the only one. - Are you f*cking kidding me?

She lives right here, bro. - It is what it is.

- The first moment she gets to throw us girls

under the bus, she does it.

- I felt like some people could have

changed their sh*t around, honestly.

- No, I'm done.

I'm f*cking done with her.