06x17 - Reunion (Part 2)

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- ♪ MTV ♪

- Previously on

"The Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion."

- Do you sense any energy in the room?

- No, I just feel like it's pretty positive vibes

in this room. - Positive vibes only.

- [screams]

- What the f*ck? - [laughs]

- That's wine number one. - Watch yourself.

- Whoo-hoo! - She knows her wine.

- Party's Here Pinot! - She's good.

- Now, were you dating your Vinny

while you were trying to figure out

your feelings for our Vinny?

- Most likely.

- I wasn't dating him full-blown like that.

- He was just living in the house, you know.

- And tonight...

- The other option is, Angelina,

you just can't be happy.

- I would have liked for you to be happy.

- Can I f*cking finish? - He was not backed up.

I definitely took care of him. - [laughs]

- I just broke my vag*na.

How are we supposed to do regular sex?

- [laughs]

- You know you're wrong with the felony thing, though.

- I was doing a dig at you. I was.

- I'm sick and tired of you acting like my mother.

You're not my f*cking mom. - Oh!

- How many times have I stuck up for you?

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice to me.

- Come hit me, baby.

[upbeat music]

- Angelina, everybody seemed equally shocked

by the proposal.

Why did you feel like Jenni was less happy for you

than everyone else?

- I mean, it felt like, at that point,

between you and I, like, we were, like, moving forward

with our relationship, and just the questioning

was just a little just weird,

and it just wasn't called for.

- Have you even introduced him to social media yet?

When did you move in?

How long have you had the ring? I have to know.

- I would have never asked questions like that when I--

when somebody that I knew and I was happy for

got engaged.

- I just don't think you've ever had

a real girlfriend to know what girlfriends do

with each other.

- It was just like, even Zack asking me questions,

like, "Wait, when did you guys meet each other?"

It was just hater sh*t.

- So, Jenni, you looked happy during the proposal.

- I was. - Were you?

- I was.

I've also asked Chris, like, when did he

decide to propose to Deena?

When did he decide to get the ring?

Same with Gianni.

- She asked, "When did you know?"

- When did you know? - But that's different.

But that's different.

That's not what they were asking me.

Like, they weren't asking me that.

- When you meet someone for hours

and then they propose,

it's kind of like a crash course.

Like, I really want to get to know you.

Like, I found it to be

very girl-like questions

that I would do with any of my girlfriends.

- And Jenni is also very nosy.

So she just likes to know all the details.

- Yeah. - I know.

But that's just--I just--

Jenni, I'm sorry.

Like, I'm literally here, like, just saying what--

like, when you see something, you say something,

and I saw something,

and I just didn't think you were happy for me.

- Why didn't you say it in the moment?

- Yeah.

- If you say, like, if you see something--

if I see something, I say something--

- Because why am I gonna-- why am I gonna sit there--

I'm already answering questions.

So I felt like instead of me enjoying my engagement

when I just sat my a*s down on the seat,

I was too busy, like--

like, actually proving myself

that I knew him for more than a week.

- And I just truly believe you don't have

a track record with, like, good girlfriends in your life.

So you think everyone's... - That's not true.

- Coming from a negative... - That's not true.

- Place, and I actually was coming

from a genuine place as a girlfriend

just trying to know.

- The way you had asked it, I was just--

- Hold on.

This is between-- I know, Deena.

But you also got involved. You both got involved.

- I got involved because it always--

we're always gonna be involved, Angelina.

- Because we're girlfriends. - OK, but--but--

- This is how this family works.

Everyone always gets involved. - But it doesn't matter.

This is between Jenni and I. - They were there.

- You guys will always want to sit there and say...

- With what?

- Why the f*ck, like, am I involved in drama?

You f*cking put yourself in it. - Yeah, because I was--

- You put yourself in it.

- I was sticking up for her at the end

because that was f*cking nuts.

- You always stick up for her. It's the same f*cking sh*t.

It doesn't even matter at this point.

- I was sticking up for her at the end

because I sat across from her. And yeah...

- Who the f*ck--are you ever gonna stick up for me?

- That was f*cking--

- You're gonna stick up for her?

- How many times have I stuck up for you?

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice to me.

- Oh, God.

- Don't f*cking raise your f*cking voice to me.

- Come hit me, baby. - Sit down.

- I'm not gonna hit you, because I'm classier.

But don't f*cking raise your voice.

- Oh, you're classier? - Sit, babe, sit.

- And you're standing up like a f*cking maniac.

- Don't f*cking raise your voice to me.

- You guys are all family.

All right, Ange, sit. - You are f*cking--

You guys inserted yourselves, and that's what the--

and you want to play the victim card.

- I'm not playing the victim card.

- No one is playing the victim card but you!

- All right, guys, listen, listen,

listen, listen, listen. - That's all you do.

- That's all I am is a victim player?

OK, OK, your highness.

- All right, guys, listen. - Sit down.

- Everyone's family here.

So let's not--you know. - You want to hit me?

- Get the f*ck out of here.

- You love playing the poor-me card.

- Oh, OK.

- Let's not get too crazy. - I'm wrong.

You're right. I know.

- You've been-- you've been waiting for this.

- Are you seven? - No, I haven't been.

- You've been, like, f*cking, like, just so excited.

- Why did you just have to open your mouth?

I'm having a conversation. - Are you seven?

- Let's keep it moving because at the end of the day,

everyone is family. - My God, why'd you do that?

You said that when I threw you a glass.

- What were you gonna do, hit me, Angelina?

- I would never hit you. - Then why the f*ck did you...

- You want to raise your voice? - Get up like that?

That was f*cking crazy.

- I would never hit you, because I'm not trash,

but the f*cking fact is, is that you were giving--

you were f*cking going in. - OK, guys.

- OK, I'm sorry. - Let's keep it moving.

- Why would-- I'm gonna hit you?

- I don't know why you would get up like that.

- Because don't f*cking raise your voice to me.

- Oh, OK.

- I'm sick and tired of you acting like my mother.

You're not my f*cking mom. - Oh, OK.

- What the f*ck? - Moving to ?

- I'm talking to Jenni.

Why did you have-- you got involved again.

- Because they were there. - I told you not to.

No, it doesn't matter. It's between you and I.

- No, it's not. - Yeah, it is.

- You're so f*cking delusional, Angelina.

You think it's between you and I.

- I know. Here it is.

I'm delusional. - It's not between anybody.

You just pick people to f*cking go against.

- I pick people. - I was happy for you.

I let my guard down for her,

and she knew it,

and she probably thought that this should be, like,

a seasonal-ending banger.

- That's a lie. - And like--

- Why the f*ck would I even want that?

- Because then the other option is, Angelina,

you just can't be happy.

You cannot be truly happy for yourself.

- Well, I would have liked for you to be happy.

- Can I f*cking finish? - No.

- g*dd*mn it. - Can I f*cking talk?

Because it's about me and you right now.

- Then f*cking go ahead because I'm gonna be--

- I didn't like the fact that your man and you--

you guys had a five-month difference...

- Really? - When he proposed to you.

Yes! - Two years, he waited.

- He did not wait two years.

- He proposed on my birthday two years later.

- All right, we're not gonna solve this today, obviously.

- Anyways.

- Let's-- let's keep it moving, guys.

- Yeah. - For sure.

- I got kids to go home to.

- Why are you always defending her?

- I'm not only defending her.

Angelina, there's been times that I have defended you.

- Come on, now. - Oh, no?

You delete those. - When?

- You delete those.

- She acts like I don't defend her.

- The night--the night that Pauly and Nikki...

- Give me an example. If you defended me--

- OK, everybody else left you.

Who stayed there? Who stayed there?

Because I didn't want you left alone by yourself.

- But that's not defending me. - But I was there for you.

- I was happy about that. Thank you.

- See, you are just one or the other.

- But I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about towards Jenni.

When me and Jenni have a problem...

- Because this is the thing, Angelina--

- You stopped liking my sh*t. You don't think--

- I don't stop liking your sh*t.

No, because me and you are... - You stopped answering me.

- In our own little thing. - What do we have?

- You were like, "Stop getting in the middle of it."

- Who cares? - You know what, Angelina?

- I'm allowed to say that. I'm allowed to say that.

- OK, so I'm not allowed to speak my mind?

- But you were getting involved in our drama, in our sh*t.

- It wasn't getting involved.

This is the thing. - Or what I saw.

- Let me speak. - Let her speak.

- OK, go. - This is the thing.

When it becomes you two, I'm always

in the f*cking middle, always.

- I don't want you in the middle.

- But I always am. - Why?

- I'm either--it's either I have to take her side,

or--or you're like, "You're not friends with me."

No, I don't want this anymore.

We came so far, as Mike would say,

to come so far.

So for me, I was frustrated.

And now here we go, backpedaling

a million f*cking times.

And me and Nicole are gonna be back in the middle again.

So yeah, I am annoyed.

- All right, ladies, we know there's a lot of love here,

and you guys are gonna get through this.

It doesn't seem like it's gonna get settled tonight,

so let's just dead the convo right here.

- What was that?

- I mean, we obviously, definitely

have a situation on our hands,

and this definitely isn't gonna get fixed overnight.

Things like this, especially with the girls,

it takes months.

- Deena, here we are again.

She gets mad when I get mad at her

for getting involved in sh*t

that she shouldn't get involved in.

- When she got up,

that was just f*cking crazy to me.

Like, what?

- Are you gonna fight me?

Like, if I wanted to fight you, b*tch,

I would have walked closer like this.

Like, I'm not trying to fight you.

- That wasn't--what was that?

What was that?

- They do things to me,

and then they get mad that I have a reaction over it.

Am I out of my mind?

- That just shows who she really is.

- I ain't fighting b*tches with a f*cking velvet glove on.

OK.

- This is Angelina, the end.

- b*tch, please. Take several seats.

- I want to go home.

I didn't sign up for this sh*t.

- You wanted to bring more drama to our show.

- I was doing a dig at you. I was.

- You know you're wrong with the felony thing, though.

- You said you could handle it. You're not like us.

- I just broke my vag*na.

It looked a lot better than it felt.

- The meatballs don't break.

I don't know what it is. They're made out of rubber.

♪ ♪

- Welcome back to the reunion.

The roommates are here, and thank God because

someone needs to explain this season's social media beef

between Mike and Angelina.

- Oh, damn, all right. - Angelina felt disrespected.

But was she secretly in on it from the beginning?

Let's take a look.

- You guys are on Twitter, right?

Mike took it upon himself to insert himself

out of nowhere tweeting bad stuff about me,

calling me a felon,

saying I should have got arrested.

Like, are you f*cking kidding me?

- I saw all those tweets. - Yeah, I saw them.

- But then-- but then they were deleted.

- You can't post something like that

and then delete it and then think I'm not gonna see it.

- I just spit out facts.

And now you're telling me she's upset.

- Beyond upset. - Beyond upset?

- Like flipping out.

- Well, Ange, we usually hash things out on family dinner.

- Why are you talking sh*t?

- I thought at the time that it wasn't a big deal

because we had this text exchange

about live tweeting for our show.

- I'm gonna be very honest with you.

I don't remember what we--

- No surprise, Angeliners is playing dumb.

But I sent the receipts to everyone.

- Ooh. - Oh, sh*t.

- It's happening. - So we're gonna role play.

Vinny is gonna play you.

- Oh!

- Oh, here we go.

- "If I say anything you don't like,

please just text me, and I'll delete."

- "No, LOL, leave it.

"Just don't say sl*t 'cause that sh*t

ain't allowed no more. Ha ha ha ha ha."

- This is so stupid.

What are you trying to get at right now?

- How I feel... - Oh, my God.

- Is that you initiated this.

- Oh. - And you texted me.

- Here we go, gaslighter.

- It's very hard when it comes to Angelina in an argument.

It's like you're arguing with a wall.

So I need to abort mission right now

so that we can move forward as a squad.

Come on, come on.

[all cheering]

- But we still hate each other. I still hate you.

- Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Bring it in. Sorry.

I love you. I'm sorry.

- So, Ange and Mike, what's up

with the fake Twitter beef?

- You know what?

I guess a miscommunication there.

And we had this side agreement,

you know, to go harder on Twitter to promote our show.

- You wanted to bring more drama to our show.

- And when she said that, like, this agreement

was never there, I was like, listen, I have--

I have these receipts.

I have saved them for a couple of weeks now.

And it was pretty clear.

Now, if she forgot or maybe she didn't think

they applied to certain other things, I guess it's--

- That's what it was. - I guess it's--

I guess it's understandable.

- You know you were wrong with the felony thing, though.

- I was doing a dig at you. I was.

A fan had tweeted it to me.

And I was like, "Oh, my God, it really is a felony."

And I actually checked and fact checked it.

And obviously, to be a joke,

I'm like, it takes a felon to spot a felony,

a con to know a con, all that stuff to joke around.

It wasn't-- that joke didn't land.

And Angelina took it-- she was very upset.

And that's how this whole fight started.

- What do you guys think about the Twitter beef?

Did they need fake Twitter beef?

Like, what's everyone else's take?

- The girls and I are in agreeance.

We don't do things for, like, fake.

We--we got enough problems in our lives.

Like, we're not gonna create unnecessary drama in our life.

- I don't like drama.

Like, it's not-- I'm years old.

I'm not trying to f*cking have fake drama on the show.

That's how I took it.

- I was just trying to say we're not boring.

- I mean, am I wrong?

Is that not how everybody else took it?

- No, I think it's a good observation.

- So, Jenni, I want to ask you.

When Angelina told you she was upset,

you were, like, ready to tell Mike off.

- So that was the actual problem is

that I did go off on Mike bad.

- She did hard, yeah.

- And I texted Mike and shredded him.

Like, take your sh*t down. This is unacceptable.

We're not doing this to her.

And like, minutes goes by.

And Mike's like, "OK, then what's this?"

And like, I felt f*cking stupid.

- Those tweets didn't have anything to do

with what I agreed to. It was something else.

- Mike did say, if you felt like

a tweet crossed the line, he would take it down,

you know, at your request. - Yeah.

- So why not just tell him you were upset?

- Because that night, my phone was going off and off and off.

And I'm like, "What the f*ck?" - OK.

- But why don't you text him, "Take it down?"

- Why do I gotta text somebody to take things down for me?

- I would have tooken it down immediately

if someone texted me.

- You did a couple of other things,

and it was a little crazy, too, in the whole midst

of everything. It wasn't just the felony one.

- But you said you could handle it.

You're not like us. - But the felony thing?

Come on, now, girl. That's, like, ridiculous.

- I would have said, "Delete that sh*t."

- I just come to the conclusion that Ange

is the type to rob you

and then help you look for your sh*t.

- Why did I hear you say that before?

That's so stupid.

- OK, fine, I got another one.

- OK.

[laughter]

- Ange is the type to stab you in the back

and ask you why you're bleeding.

- OK.

- What's great about Mike, if he has a good saying,

he's gonna make sure you hear it.

- And he's gonna put it on a T-shirt.

- Yeah, it's gonna be on a shirt.

- Yeah. - There it is.

- And he's gonna sell it. - A businessman, at that.

Last season, you guys agreed to stay off of social media.

Do you think you guys will ever stick to that pact?

- Probably not.

- Not the way we are.

- Surprisingly, after fighting with Angelina

for a very long time--

I think it was, like, a year, a year and a half--

we ended up making up.

And we actually are in a fairly good place right now,

and so I'm hopeful for everyone else

to eventually find common ground and move forward.

- Yeah, that's why, like, talking about this right now,

like, it's in the past,

but like, you know, in the midst of it all,

we were both pissed at each other.

- Yeah.

- But we're in a good place now.

So that's all that matters.

- Well, that's what families do.

They love hard and they fight hard,

but in the end, you guys always stick it out

and stay together.

Well, coming up Vinny celebrated

another year around the sun. - Whoo!

- But his spotlight was stolen.

We break it all down next.

♪ ♪

Angelina, how did it feel burning the old wedding dress?

- Something came out of it, like, a spirit or something.

- She's, like, a little scaredy cat.

- What a p*ssy. [laughter]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- We're back with the "Jersey Shore" roommates.

Tonight, they're answering fan questions juicier

than chicken cutlets by Paula.

If they don't want to answer, then they got

to put their sack in the hole.

Bobby wants to know, "Mike, marry, F, k*ll,

chicken cutlets, sausage and peppers..."

- Ooh. - "Or muffalettas."

- I don't know if I can answer that one.

- Yeah, you're gonna have to try to throw that sack.

- Let's go.

- A-T-T-A-C-K, attack the sack. - Shut up.

- Oh, Deena, look, you got to cheer after all.

- Yeah. - Oh.

- Right there. - Oh.

- Do it for the cutlets.

- Oh.

- Got to answer, ha ha. - Oh, gotta answer.

- All right, Mike, take your seat.

And again, it's cutlets, sausage and peppers,

or the muffalettas, yeah. - OK.

- Not the muffaletta.

- This right here is...

- You better marry those cutlets.

- This is gospel right here.

You marry the cutlets. - Oh, of course, always.

- Yeah, you have to. - You got to marry the cutlets.

- Cutlets are always.

- And then you're gonna k*ll the muffaletta.

- OK. - Because...

- What the muff?

- You're gonna f*ck the sausage and peppers.

- Oh. - I'm there with you.

- I'm not mad at that. That was a good answer.

- I like a good sausage and pepper.

- Yeah, but the muffaletta was--

- Vinny would f*ck the muff.

- I would f*ck the sh*t out of that muff.

- Don't rule out the muff.

- Don't rule out the muff. Vinny.

- Yo.

- Tori wants to know, rumors are circulating

that you and your "Dancing with the Stars" co-star

and former Bachelorette Gabby Windey

are seeing each other.

What is the story?

- Oh, let me sh**t. - [laughs]

- Awkward.

- He just wants to see if he can get in the hole again.

- Don't want to answer this one.

[laughs] - He is--

- Oh!

[laughter] - That's what you get.

- That's what you get. - That's what you get.

- Chooch!

- Shut up.

- See?

- Oh! - Oh!

- In the hole. - No comment, no comment.

- Wow.

- But no response isn't always a response, though.

- That's true. - Air mail.

- No response is a response. - OK, let's keep it moving.

All right, Frank wants to know,

"Nicole, you were recently featured on a box of Cheez-Its.

What was the most random thing you've been asked to endorse?"

- So I'm sure, like, we all got crazy endorsements

when it first started.

They wanted me to endorse cigarettes

and condoms together. - [laughs]

- And back in the day-- back in the day,

I should have been like, "Oh, yeah,

that--that fits our brand."

But I was, like, classy about it.

And I was like, "No." - Wow.

- Yeah. - There you go, girl.

- So I could have been the face of cigarettes and condoms.

[laughter] - Oh, my goodness.

- But I said no.

- All right, they might be Jersey at heart,

but New Orleans was made for this crew.

Take a look.

- First night in NOLA!

- A NOLA-themed...

- Jazz night. - Jazz night!

[quirky orchestral music]

- Oh, wow. - No.

[all cheering]

- Hey.

- What is better

than FFD

than FFD?

- Oh, my God.

- Say, go, Mommy, go. - Oh, damn.

- Oh! - My vag*na!

- I just pissed myself.

- Look how everyone is so upset.

- I took your wedding dress. - Don't be mad.

- What the f*ck?

- We're celebrating your divorce.

Now, you can be happy.

You have a great man with you.

- Can we k*ll the speech in there, too?

- Yes, k*ll the speech.

- No, no, no, I like the speech.

- No more speeches ever again.

- Let it burn a little bit first.

[laughter]

- Whoa. - Whoa!

- Angeliners!

- I feel, like, liberated.

That's it, marriage over.

- OK, guys, we're on to the next stop.

And we're going on a ghost tour, b*tch.

- Actually, guys. - What?

- I kind of hijacked this a bit because last time,

it was like... - Pauly!

- It was kind of basic.

Operation Take Over Family Fun Day Part ,

Pauly D. edition.

- [growls]

- [screams] - Whoa!

- What is that? - Oh, g*dd*mn!

- Get the f*ck out of here, Tiny.

- I'm dead inside. Those things don't affect me.

- b*tch! You're a b*tch m*therf*cker.

Ah, I'm peeing. I'm peeing.

- [screams] - [screams]

- [screams]

b*tch, you gotta stop.

- Spider monkeys in there.

- Wow. - Spooky.

- Interesting.

Lots of spookies.

Now, Deena, on family fun day,

you suffered a va-jay-jay injury.

- Yeah.

- Did you recover fully from the rope burn?

- I did. - Good.

- But it did take, like, a couple of days.

But it hurt. It didn't feel great.

- It didn't look fun.

- And I just, like, laid there for a second.

Cameron's crying in Pauly's arms.

Pauly is like--Pauly is like, "Don't worry, Cameron.

Your mommy's OK."

And then I broke my vag*na. And I'm like, "I'm good."

- I mean, like, when you watch it on the episode,

it was so fast.

In real life, it was like, mm. - It felt slo-mo.

- And I was like, "Oh, girl." - Like, literally--

- And that thing split you in half.

- You broke your vag*na.

- It looked a lot better than it felt.

- Yeah, no, it didn't look like it felt good.

- The funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

- Yeah.

- I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.

- Yeah, that was really funny.

- But meatballs always bounce back.

You guys have, like, that amazing superpower.

- The meatballs don't break. I don't know what it is.

They're made out of rubber.

- Now, Nicole, what inspired you to throw Angelina

a divorce party?

- So I feel like, as girlfriends,

if one of your girls gets divorced--

like, we did it for Jenni.

Like, we got the party bus.

And we're like, we are celebrating.

Like, you're finally divorced. - We're taking pictures.

- We always have to celebrate our girls.

- Yeah.

- So I was like, Angelina is finally getting divorced.

We got to do something crazy for her.

- Yeah.

- Burning the dress that I stole,

like, doing these rituals--

rituals because we were in cloaks.

But to, like, make sure, like, she knows,

like, you know, the bad juju is gone.

- Right.

- Like, you didn't have a good first marriage?

- Yeah.

- Out with the old, in with the new.

- Always. First marriage.

- You didn't have a good first marriage.

So then, you know, we got to get the juju away.

And then you can be free to, you know,

move on and have a good relationship.

- Yeah, and celebrate the next chapter...

- Yeah. - Of life.

I thought that was sweet of you guys.

Angelina, how did it feel burning the old wedding dress?

- Oh, my God, I was like, "Ah."

But then Pauly was, like, dousing it with gasoline.

I'm like, "It's going. It's gonna go."

And I'm like, "All right, let me kiss it goodbye."

And then something came out of it.

Literally, like, something came out of that dress.

And it was in pictures and stuff.

It's, like, weird. - Maybe it's the old Angelina.

- Like a spirit or something.

- Let's see.

- Now, Deena, you had a whole plan

for after the dress burning,

but Pauly thought it was basic and upgraded it

with a haunted mansion.

How pissed were you?

- Pauly was like, "I have no idea what Deena has planned.

"I know she's, like, a little scaredy cat,

so I'm gonna take over this entire thing,"

which was fine because it seemed like everybody had,

like, a really good time. - It was the best hijacking.

- I wanted to scare everybody because we were in New Orleans,

and they had this, like, mansion

that was really haunted with, like, a haunted house.

So I like Deena's stuff that we do together, too, but--

- Oh, love you.

- I wanted to this one and have a little

Pauly D. spin on it.

- Jenni, Zack seemed to be the most scared

out of everyone.

Did you know he was such a scaredy cat?

- Tiny ain't hugging me.

- [screams]

- Get the f*ck out of here, Tiny!

- What a p*ssy.

[laughter]

Yes, I do know 'cause I drag him

to horror nights every year.

And it's, like, my favorite thing and--

- Well, at least kids get in for free.

- Yes, it's a two-for-one special at that age.

- [laughs]

- New Orleans sounds like the perfect place

to celebrate a birthday.

Unfortunately, Vinny's big day

was underplanned and overshadowed.

But for real, did you have any idea that the roommates

ignoring you was just a prank?

Or did you think they really forgot?

- Well, I knew it was a prank.

But like, I was just like, are they actually

gonna ever wish me happy birthday?

- Right.

- Because they're so f*cked up that...

- I know. - You're like, "It's :.

It's went too far." - Yeah.

- Pauly, what is it about Vinny's birthday

that makes it so easy to not celebrate?

- Man, I love birthdays.

And--but, actually, this was hard for me.

It was hard for me not to wish him happy birthday

because I love birthdays so much,

but I like pranks even more.

So pranking him was the best part,

and then you can't say that we didn't

throw you a party, dude. We threw you one.

It's just that it only lasted five minutes.

- That was it.

- Now, Nicole, you wanted to rent

a luxurious stripper bus for Vinny's birthday,

but then a school bus showed up.

What happened?

- I was thinking, like, a stretch, like, party bus.

- Right.

- Like, very, like, elegant and, like,

strippers everywhere, and then it pulls up.

and I'm like-- - We got the Alabama slammer.

- We got the school bus. Is this what we ordered?

But I feel like the girls were amazing.

They were great dancers.

- And I don't want any elegant strippers, OK?

- No.

- I didn't mean elegant strippers,

but, like, the bus or whatever.

But I feel like it worked out. - Yeah, it was good.

- Yeah, it looked like you guys--

- They came to the club after. Like, they were nice.

- They were a good time. - There it is.

- They were nice.

- Vin, what was your reaction when you saw the stripper bus?

- I was happy about it, you know?

I mean, it was a little different.

[laughs] It was janky as f*ck.

But I liked the effort.

And they--they were mindful about what I like

for my birthday and strippers.

- Yeah, and once you got inside the bus

and you saw the strippers... - Yes.

- You probably felt even better.

- Yeah, I felt like I was with my coworkers.

- You were at home. - I was at home, yeah.

- Yeah.

- And also, like, I will say, like, strip clubs have become,

like, a staple of this show. - Yeah.

- Like, we've had some of the best times in strip clubs.

- Yeah.

- Like, I love seeing them in strip clubs.

- Yeah.

- So the strippers aren't just for me.

I love seeing Deena make it rain.

- Oh, yeah, Deena was making it rain, yeah.

- Jenni motorboating. - Yeah.

- It's amazing.

- The whole crew was turning up.

Vin, how did it feel to have your birthday

cut short by Angelina's proposal?

- [sighs] You know,

I was just taking in the five minutes that I had,

and I was really appreciating it.

I knew it was gonna be short-lived.

- Yeah.

- But I was just so shocked

that I forgot it was my birthday.

- Right.

- Actually, now that his birthday

is her anniversary. - That's weird.

- That's weird as f*ck. - Yeah.

- Sorry.

- We can do a joint party forever, yeah.

- You guys are so intermingled. - You're gonna have to.

I mean, no other choice. - Well, sorry, Vin.

- Coming up, the meatballs become

drunk gremlins after hours.

Repeat after me.

♪ What a waste of cake ♪

♪ What a waste of cake ♪

- Let's go.

♪ ♪

- Jenni, how come you don't go out

with the dirty stay-outs? - You see that?

I can't hang with that. - You got to pick your battles.

[laughter]

- I knew she was at that point to, like, if someone pisses

her off, she's gonna go. - Oh.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We're back with the Shoremates.

The party continues.

Now, when Nicole, Deena, and Angelina went out this season,

they stayed out.

And with Chris and Vinny . joining the party,

the dirty stay-outs got wasted and wasted cake.

Take a look.

- [laughs]

- So the dirty stay-outs are gonna f*cking

take New Orleans while the lame-os can go to bed.

Good night, sleepyheads.

You sleep tight.

- Tonight is all go.

♪ ♪

Thank you.

- sh*t.

- Wait, let's make sure I have my phone.

I have it.

- Dirty stay-outs, let's do it.

- I hate this f*cking guy.

He's f*cking freaky.

- Deena.

- I don't like him.

Hey, Ange, can you move this guy out?

No, move him out, not that.

No, stop it!

- Oh.

- ♪ What a waste of cake ♪

♪ What a waste of cake ♪

- [speaking gibberish] I didn't do it.

- Who do you think you are, Steve Aoki?

- No, please stop.

- [laughs]

- I'm glad you think it's funny.

No, it's actually good.

Just shut the f*ck up.

- Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up.

You're very loud. - OK.

- I won't punch Deena, but I'll f*cking punch Meena.

- Oh, my head. Oh.

I'm literally dying.

Waking up this morning, I'm like, "Why, God, why?"

I don't know why I still think I'm .

I'm literally .

I feel like actual death today. I can't move.

My body hurts. b*tch, I'm old.

- We did our thing last night.

Meatball problems.

Not feeling great.

- So who's the dirtiest stay-out

of the dirty stay-outs?

- Probably Nicole. - Really?

- I think we all are.

- You can sometimes outdrink me.

- But Angelina can outdrink me, which is scary.

- I think we're all kind of. - Yeah.

- But I think Nicole and I are, yeah.

- I think we're crazy.

- I really go hard, but then I start to tank out.

- OK.

Vinny . was initiated as a dirty stay-out.

- He did amazing. - He did.

- Vinny . frickin' k*lled it. - Mm-hmm.

- He did a good job.

- He, like, took care of the girls.

He drank.

He had such a good time with Angelina.

Like, he reminded me of my Chris

when he's out and just, like, supportive,

and a good time, and just, like, having a frickin' blast.

- And even threw you over the shoulder.

- Yeah.

Like, that's something, like, you know,

like, I feel like a dirty stay-out does.

It's like, you take care of your own.

- You can never leave a dirty stay-out behind.

- Yep.

- Nicole, what was going through your mind

when Vinny . had to throw her over the shoulder,

bring her in the van?

- So I knew she was wiling out.

I knew she was at that point to, like, if someone pisses

her off, she's gonna go. - Yeah.

- And the fact that Vinny was like, not today--

or Vinny .-- threw her over the shoulder

and, like, brought her in. This guy's amazing.

- He knew.

- And he took care of all of us.

Like, he made sure we were walking down the stairs nice.

And I'm like, "Oh, good guy."

- Vin, what's it gonna take for you to be a dirty stay-out?

- He is a dirty stay-out.

- He is a really dirty stay-out.

- Actually-- - Really?

- Yeah, he is.

- All I have to do is just not wake up at : a.m.

the next day.

But when we're on vacation, you know, for some reason,

The days start at : a.m... - Yeah.

- For breakfast, but if I know I have, like,

a later start, I can go hard.

- He's, like, a legit meatball.

- Do you guys remember the photos

at my wedding of this guy?

- Yeah, he was such a blast. - The faces he was making?

- And Pauly. Remember Pauly, too?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, I love when Pauly drinks too.

- I love when Pauly drinks.

- Pauly, what do we need to do to get you to drink?

- I think-- - Pauly, you, too.

- Yeah, it's so much fun.

- Pauly, if we get you to be able to sleep in also,

will you do a dirty stay-out night with us?

- %.

Dirty stay-out, dirty stay-in. Let's get it.

- It's gonna happen. - That's all we want.

That's all we want. - We're making it happen.

- Well, that sounds like that's gonna be a fun night.

I can't wait to see that one.

So, Jenni, how come you don't go out

with the dirty stay-outs? - Did you see that?

I can't hang with that.

- You got to pick your battles.

- I feel like there's an initiation involved.

It's like, you got to, like, be able to hold your own.

- These guys are pros. - Yeah.

- Do you remember when she yelled at me?

That Was : a.m. - Oh, wow.

- My Meena was at dinner was because Meena

should have been going to bed.

- The amount of, you know, alcohol you guys consume,

especially for your size, it's impressive.

- Well, I just got my blood work done.

My liver is OK. So thank God.

- Clap it up for the liver.

- These guys are pound-for-pound champs.

- I always get my blood work done every year

to make sure everything is good.

- I love that.

- And so far-- - So good.

- I mean, I don't want to... - Healthy as a horse.

Knock on wood. Yeah, there it is.

Coming up, we got more fan questions.

And does Vinny remember any of his dance moves?

We put them to the test next.

- Please don't. Nicole?

- He had his big moment on his interview,

and he took that opportunity to--

- To sh*t on himself, yeah.

- He was not backed up.

I definitely took care of him.

- OK. [laughter]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome back to the "Jersey Shore" reunion.

The fan questions keep coming.

This crew has been tossing sack to avoid fan questions,

and we've got one final round.

Now remember, the roommates can skip any fan question,

but only if they can drop a sack in the hole.

Martha wants to know, "Vinny, on a scale of to ,

rate Angelina's lap dance."

- All right, let me sh**t-- let me sh**t my shot.

- Yeah. - sh**t your shot.

- See if I can do this. - Get it in.

The goal is nothing but hole.

- Come on.

- Oh!

- Let's f*cking go! - Wow.

Vin, you went crazy.

- I told you. - Wow.

- So did you-- - Good job, good job.

- You don't have to answer, but what did you feel?

- It was a negative .

[laughter]

- I'll rate it the same, trust me.

Good job.

- All right, Lily wants to know,

"Nicole, there's a 'Jersey Shore'

"urban legend that back in the day,

"Louis Vuitton sent you guys Gucci bags

because Louis Vuitton didn't want you wearing their brand."

Is that true? - I saw it on TikTok.

- There's so many TikToks of this.

No, that's not true. - OK.

- No.

- And if it was true, that would be f*cking amazing.

- Amazing.

- We're getting free Guccis from Louis Vuitton.

- Not a bad deal.

- I mean, I wish that were true, but--

- No, we could only afford Gucci.

- Could you still send it? - Urban legend debunked.

- So that was not true.

Stop making the stupid TikToks about it.

- Well, listen, if you guys still want

to send the ladies purses, they're open to it, Gucci.

- Please, by all means.

- And we love Louis Vuitton. - And guys.

- Send us Gucci.

- Now, don't get it twisted, strippers are dancers, too.

- Mm-hmm.

- This season, Vinny got his gym, tan, lunge on

for "Dancing with the Stars" to prove he's got the moves.

Take a look. - That's right.

- Ooh, "Dancing with the Stars."

This cast is crazy.

Holy f*ck!

Vinny Guadagniners?

- I am going to be on season of "Dancing With the Stars."

You know, I've seen a couple of my castmates do it,

so I'm super excited,

but I'm a little scared.

- You've got your work cut out for you with this kid.

- Oh, I know.

Pauly, I wish I had you for-- - Wow.

I get that a lot, don't worry.

- Can we come this week?

- I'd rather you not.

We're just--I'm just trying to focus on the--

- You don't want your friends to support you?

- When they come to town,

they're like a traveling circus.

- My boyfriend hurt his leg stripping.

- You guys are embarrassing. - Stripper injury.

- And I don't need that type of distraction right now.

- We're gonna help you get him ready.

We're gonna come to LA.

- The placement with the hands.

- The frame? Oh.

- Oh! - Come on, baby.

Come on, daddy. Let's do it.

- OK. - Which way are you going?

- Yo, y'all guys changed.

I remember when you used to work out in the gym.

- Since I started training for "Dancing with the Stars," like,

my whole world has just been this competition.

- M. - V.

- P. - Premiere night!

- Let's go. - This is your night, kid.

- Let's go. - This is your night, kid.

- Let's go, baby.

- Let's go. Thank you.

Love you guys. - We'll lock up.

- And don't f*ck up like you did at the wedding.

- My God. Vinny, yes, this is great.

This is great.

- Ah.

[all cheering]

- Oh... - Does he have muttonchops?

- My god.

- Really, really fun to watch. - I'm trying.

I'm learning this every week, like, for the first time.

- Now, Mike "The Situation" is here,

and he was on the show.

Now, did he give you any advice coming in this week?

- I would give him advice and be like, "Yo,

take your sunglasses off, bro."

[laughter]

- Vinny could actually go to, like, the finals.

Like, he is getting through to every single week.

This is crazy.

- You crushed it.

- Vin, you did an amazing job.

- Yes. [applause]

- Great job, Vin.

- It's all coming back. - Wow.

- So good.

- What surprised you most about your experience

on "Dancing With the Stars?"

- Just how insanely difficult it was gonna be.

You have to be perfect.

If you're not perfect, you look like a fool.

- Right. Well, you did a great job.

- Thank you.

- You definitely looked like you had moves.

- Thank you.

- Now, Mike and Nicole, did either of you

have advice for Vinny prior to going on the show

since you'd had experience?

- I think we both separately hit him up

and let him know that, like,

we definitely believe in him.

Vinny is a way better dancer than I ever did,

and I got four rounds.

I knew he was gonna go far. And he actually did.

He got, like, or rounds.

So super proud of how far he took it.

- It's like my top three things that I've

ever done in my entire life. - That's so cool.

- So it's just a really, really great experience.

- Yeah.

- Now, Mike and Pauly, Vinny originally

told you not to come to LA before the premiere.

What made you want to come support him anyway?

- I wouldn't let him do this on his own.

He always has our support.

And something this big--

listen, I was so invested in the show.

I watched every single episode.

I was so invested, I got so mad

at the judges for being so hard on him

because I seen how hard he was trying

and how good he really was.

Like, he k*lled that. - Yeah.

- So the judges were pissing me off.

- When they came, it was an event.

Like, everybody was taking pictures with them.

Everyone was so happy to meet them, you know?

And I got to show them, like, this is--

I was like introducing them to my family, you know?

- Yeah, yeah. - It was great.

- It was lit. - And Mike wore that shirt.

- Yes, he did. - Yes.

- And you know, and props to you.

You just finished this whole routine.

- Oh, yeah.

- And you still were able to roast him.

- I would give him advice and be like, "Yo,

take your sunglasses off, bro."

[laughter]

- You got that quick roast in there, Vin.

I noticed that.

You can take the boy out of the shore,

but you can't take the shore out of the boy.

- He had his big moment on his interview.

And he took that opportunity to roast his besties.

- You should feel honored, Mike.

- My wife told me not to wear the shirt.

- Yeah.

- Secretly, I knew that the girls

were gonna tell me the same thing.

- Yeah. - But BDS was gonna be BDS.

- Vinny, you told the boys that them visiting you in LA

and supporting you was something you'd never forget.

How much did that mean to you?

- Honestly, that one night was one of the best nights

of my life... - Aw.

- Because I had a rough time on "Dancing With the Stars."

Like, one week, I'd be bad, and one week, I'd be better.

So that was one of the better nights.

- Yeah. - I had my boys there.

We went to eat afterwards and celebrate.

- Yeah.

- And it was just, like, the best night.

- Aw. - So fun.

- Well, I look forward to seeing more of the shoremates

on "Dancing With the Stars" because all three

of you guys who have been on it have k*lled it so far.

So big up to Vinny for going that far.

- That's what she said. - [laughs]

- Coming up, this season's funniest moments are up next.

- Vinny, dip me out the break. - Let's dip.

- Let me... - Aw.

- Let me see if I got some moves.

- Dip, baby. - How we doing this?

- Oh, you got the moves.

- Let's dip, baby, dip. - Like this.

- OK. - Ready?

Go down.

- Nicole, do you wear heels like that?

- Yeah, now let's do one and like--

- OK, let's do it. Ready?

- They're small dancers. - Yeah.

- Oh. - Whoa!

- Jenni, were you letting out pent-up anger on Nicole

with the tortilla slap? - Yes.

- Ooh. - You hurt me.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We might watch for the drama, but we stay for the comedy.

The only thing that fell flat

is the Earth, according to Mike.

Take a look at this season's funniest moments.

♪ ♪

- Oh, there's spiders!

- I just love being on the water.

It's just so relaxing and fun.

- [screaming]

- [scream] Go backwards!

- I'm gonna die.

I don't know how to drive this thing.

Ah!

Can we do the tortilla challenge?

- Rock, paper, scissors, go.

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

She f*cking swung that thing.

- Are you insane?

[laughter]

- Go, Ange. - Oh, damn.

- Whoever came up with this... - Oh!

- I love you.

- What the f*ck are you doing?

- I'm looking for aliens.

- Oh my God, you're gonna lose an eyelash.

- Oh, there goes my lash.

Can we have a nice drink now that we're home

and we're in our cozies? - Nicole, I am so tired.

Angeliners, she's always saying, "I'm so fun.

I'm ready to hang out. Whoo!"

If Deener was here--

This is kind of where I miss Deeners

because Deeners would be able to, like, pull through.

Deena would do it with me, I feel.

I miss Deeners. Deener.

I miss Deena. She would never do that.

- I'm going to bed.

One more time, I'm going to bed.

I swear to God I'll go to bed.

- Guys, I have an announcement to make.

No-nut November is over. - Oh!

- I knew it! The way you came in was--

- Yeah, we weren't gonna tell you guys.

[laughter]

- No-nut November was much more challenging than I thought,

especially when you hit that bed

and you see the laptop right over there looking at you.

- Ugh. I'm not a man, Vinny.

I don't need to know when you nut and when you don't nut.

- [laughs] Vote for Vinny.

- I don't understand why he didn't want us

to come out here, man. - I know.

He was like, "Don't embarrass him."

We would never embarrass him. - Oh, we're so low-key.

- Yeah.

- I think you spelled your name wrong.

- Oh, sh*t. - Ah.

- When CJ is in school and I'm, like, doing errands,

I, like, blast it.

- Oh, it's so difficult being a stay-at-home mom.

- Ooh! - Damn.

- They've been fighting all trip.

- I'm backed up. That's why.

- Oh! - Oh!

- Time the f*ck out!

Because I blew your f*cking d*ck the first night.

- Oh!

- Well, if this is what five years of marriage

looks like, we got a situation. - [laughs]

- Well, Deena, I guess we know

how you keep your marriage spicy.

- Oh, my.

- So now, Chris complained

that he was backed up during the trip.

Was that due to the injury?

- Ooh. - He was not backed up.

I definitely took care of him. - OK?

Period.

- I mean, I just broke my vag*na.

How are we supposed to do regular sex?

It was bruised. - Yeah.

- It needed a day off. - You blew the d*ck?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I couldn't believe it when you said it.

But I was so--you know, Deena, because you're--

- Because I couldn't believe he was saying it.

- Yeah. - I'm like--

- But it was good to see you--

because you're so sweet so that when you do turn up,

it's like, OK, Deena, talk your sh*t.

- I guess.

- So, Jenni, were you letting out pent-up anger on Nicole

with the tortilla slap?

- I don't know where that came from.

- Yes.

- In my mind, it did not hit. - You hurt me.

- Like, it did not hit the way that everyone was like, "oh."

So I was like, "Oh, no, what did I do?"

- No, it hit my face. - It slapped.

- Yeah. - It slapped.

- You don't know your own strength.

- Oh, I feel bad.

- Pauly, you tried pranking Vinny by vandalizing his car,

but you pranked yourself by spelling your name wrong.

Can you please spell Pauly for us?

- What happened was those markers were acting up, man.

[laughs]

- I drove that thing from North Hollywood

to West Hollywood. - Yes.

- And people, like, recognized me.

- Yeah.

- So I'm in the car and it says, "Vote for Vinny"

all over the car. - A little self-promo.

- TMZ is driving by.

- That might have got you a blast of votes.

- Maybe. - Yeah.

- So what was everybody's favorite moment this season?

- The night that the guys came to "Dancing With the Stars"

and we just celebrated together.

- That was fun.

- The MVP trip in LA, which was amazing food,

an amazing moment for MVP,

and he did amazing... - So fun.

- On "Dancing With the Stars." - The shirt was amazing.

- And then, listen, I jumped out of a plane, as well.

- Crazy, yeah. - Yeah.

- A lot of memorable moments, yeah.

- Yeah.

- My favorite moment this season

was probably the girls' trip.

I had so much fun there.

And like, it was such a cute city.

- I just feel like we all were just, like, girls.

And we had a good time.

There was no drama, and it was just--

- It was nice.

- It was just like a normal, like, girls' fun time.

- Yeah, bonding. - And that's what I love.

That's what I love with my girlfriends.

- Ange?

- I would also say the girls' trip.

I had so much fun and then getting engaged.

That's just, like, an amazing-- - Shock, yeah.

- Sorry, Vin. - It's OK.

- Did not mean to do that. - I had a five-minute birthday.

- Jenni? - Girls' trip.

- Nice.

And another unforgettable vacation

is in the books.

Big thanks to Nicole, Deena,

Jenni, Angelina, Pauly, Vinny, Mike,

and the ghost from Deena's nightmares

for stopping by tonight. - Yeah.

- Until the next wild adventure,

I'm Justina Valentine. Skol!

[all cheering]

- Yeah.

♪ ♪