05x26 - Wild 'N Out: Jersey Style

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Probably gonna be divorced in, like, two weeks.

I'm like a fish out of water. I feel weird.

- You're still going through a process.

- I feel like it's an emotional roller coaster right now.

- I was thinking, for today, we go to a wildlife preserve.

I booked, like, a really fancy restaurant.

Do a winery, and then maybe a boardwalk?

Like, a Little Italy thing?

- Angelina and Vinny are flirtatious.

- Something's brewing there.

- Vinny, you look so hot tonight.

- I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of intrigued.

- [laughs] It's happening.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

♪ ♪

- Party in here!

- The situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here.

You crazy?

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ I woke up this morning ♪

♪ I was feeling kind of good, yeah ♪

♪ Taking over, I'm like, yeah I think I should, yeah ♪

- Time to wake up.

- Don't [bleep] do that [bleep].

- Honey, honey, for some sexy time.

- [laughs]

- For a second, I thought I felt a man next to me,

but there's no man. I'm alone.

It's probably better off.

- I have the best day planned today.

- Uh-oh.

- I brought a little surprise in my suitcase.

- FFD?

- FFD for...

family fun day!

- Deena and her matching outfits strike again.

- We're supposed to be in the pajamas that Deena sent.

Go change.

- We are getting dressed up today, people!

- Oh, I love it!

[together] Yee-haw!

- I would like to do a matching family photo.

[together] Family vacation!

- Let me text everybody.

[laughs]

[phone chimes] - Deena.

"Hey, guys, so I have a fun day planned for"--

Let's read it in Deena's voice.

[as Deena] "Hey, guys,

so I have a fun day planned for today."

[laughter]

- Hey, guys,

so I have a fun day planned for us today.

- "So I have a fun day planned for us today."

[together] "Get the kids ready."

- Babe, we have kids? - No.

- Kids?

- Deeners, I have no kids.

- [as Deena] "Don't worry about outfits.

I got you guys."

- Oh, my God, is she doing another matchy-matchy?

- Deena!

- I love family day.

- "Let's meet in the roomy suite"...

[together] "Get some breakfast,

and I'll download you with the plans."

- Why is Deena always the [bleep] planner?

- She's a Pinterest mom. Leave her alone.

♪ ♪

- We have the Buckners. We have Vinny.

- You should put Vinny's and Angelina's together.

Perfect.

- Angelina and Vinny are always together now.

- Good morning. - Oh, hey.

- Let's go. - Funny seeing you guys here.

- Good morning. - How did we do that?

- I don't know. - Did you hear us?

- I [bleep] heard you.

- Good morning! - Hi!

- Good morning.

- Good morning, Buckners. - Morning, everybody.

- Good morning.

- All right, guys, so I have really big news for today.

- Yay.

- We're gonna have so much fun today.

- Of course.

- No, really, it's gonna be a lot of fun.

- I bet. - So I...

- Or dead bodies.

- I do have special shirts made for all of us.

- Great.

- Don't give me any pushback, all right?

So, guys, we're doing an FFD day.

[dramatic music]

- What's that?

[buzzer blares]

[buzzer blares]

- Wow. [buzzer blares]

[buzzer blares]

- This is simple, Vinny.

So we are having family fun day!

[all cheering]

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- So today, we are going on a boat

that also can drive on land.

We're gonna do a fun day to just see

all San Diego with the babies.

- Family fun day. - Family fun day.

- On the Transformer boat.

So we're going on a land and sea boat.

I didn't even know these things existed.

Like, we're going on a Transformer robot today

that can go on the land and the water.

- So get the families ready. I have the WOWWs.

- I'll take a small. - All right.

- Thank you.

We have the Situations.

We have Angeliner and Vinny's together.

Here you go.

And then we got Nikki and Pauly's.

- Family fun day.

Can't I do mine by myself?

- Family fun day! Whoo!

- I've got to do mine by myself.

- We both got shirts together, wrapped up in a bow.

- They're definitely doing sex in there.

- Yep. - Oh, definitely.

- Can you let me do my confessional?

- I kind of like coming into his things

because it just makes me--

- Ooh, I bet you do like [bleep] into my things.

- You like [bleep] in my thing. - Wow.

- If we lock that door and leave 'em in long enough,

they'll make out. - You want it, baby.

It's OK. - You're a--

- It's OK, baby.

Do you need a back massage? - No.

- We have no kids.

You know we're the only ones that have no kids?

- Family fun day.

- Your fly's undone. - How was it?

- Amazing.

- [whispers] He's so obsessed with me.

I feel it.

- All right, let's get ready.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Let's get on the floor ♪

- Yay, family fun day!

- This looks like the...

- You guys want to go to the suite with everybody?

- Yay. - Let's go.

- Oh, there is a big one. - Whoa, look at this guy.

- Oh!

- Y'all have the same shirt,

- Oh, my God. - The cousins.

- I'm not really a matchy type of family.

I do it for Deena and the love that Deena

has to have everybody match.

But no, like, I'm dead inside when I do these things.

- Family [bleep] day. - Vin--

- Did you wash your hands?

Were we supposed to get Pauly and Nikki?

♪ ♪

- Uh, they have each other. This kid loves me.

- I'm never gonna hear the end of this.

Not that I have anything against you.

You're great. You know what I mean?

- Aw, thanks. - It's just that--

stop touching me.

- The last couple's here. - Hi.

- We are not together. - I know.

He'd rather jump off his Tribeca...

- And I know you--

- Apartment building before dating me.

- And right now, you're gonna be like...

- Like I'm so bad.

- "Oh, they're such a good couple

because they're both wearing blue shirts."

We're all wearing blue shirts. - Yeah, but you know what?

We're the only ones with no kids here.

- OK, that doesn't mean that--

- And you're the one that had told me

a million times you didn't-- you wanted to date me.

- That doesn't mean we're meant to be.

- Oh, Deeners and her family days.

I love it.

- I need to be with my kids some days.

- I love-- I love that.

I feel like a fish out of water.

- Well, our kids are your kids. - No, I know, I know.

- You can pick them up and cuddle them up.

- I love that. Thank you.

- And then you get to give them back.

- You know what? You are right.

You're their aunt. - Hi.

Hi. What are you doing?

- [laughs] - I will take that job.

I will love that job. That title is great for me.

- Oh, Lord.

- ♪ Got a lot on my mind ♪

- I am going through a really nasty divorce,

and I don't have any kids of my own,

so it gets me feeling down a little bit

because I'm getting older,

and everyone else is loving their life

and having their kids. - Give Romeo a hug?

- This is family fun day,

and I don't have a family like that to bring here.

Hi. Oh, bye.

- [laughs]

- He's like, "Nah, I'm on a mission over here, please."

- He wants the chair.

Or no, he wants the plant-- - Let's watch--the plant.

The plant. - Come on, let's go inside.

- One, two, three.

[together] Family fun day!

- Ooh, I love it. This time of year.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I got you feeling ♪

- Wow! - Oh, wow.

It's so big. - Whoo-hoo!

You ready to have some fun today?

- Oh, my. - Hello!

- I'm the mermaid. Whoo-hoo!

[all cheer]

- Welcome to family fun day on the seal tour.

- Let's do it! Come on.

Whoo-hoo!

- Family fun day means something different to me.

- This mermaid woman-- - Hi, honey.

Can I borrow that apple?

You can't trust mermaids with your snack.

- Oh, [bleep].

Am I on, like, mushrooms or something?

Because this is just not normal.

- Repeat after me, everybody. Ahoy.

all: Ahoy! - Wow, that was lame.

Well, we're gonna work on that.

All right, let's go have some fun.

[all cheering]

- Yay.

- All right, Captain Johnny, we're ready to rock and roll.

- Whoo-hoo! That b*tch is crazy.

- As we leave the famous Gaslamp District, say bye-bye.

all: Bye-bye.

♪ ♪

- This boat is a wind tunnel.

Everybody's hair is all over the place...

- Except for mine.

- Should have brought a hairbrush.

♪ ♪

[sighs] [bleep]

- Duck boat roof.

- Now, Point Loma is actually where

the Portuguese fishermen first landed...

[baby crying]

- I don't blame baby Romeo for not wanting

to be part of this duck boat tour.

- In search of a different kind of treasure.

And then, guess what?

- It's hitting nap time for Romeo,

so he's getting a little fussy.

- I see some exciting things already, guys.

- I'm hoping he's gonna make it on the water.

[baby crying]

- Mike and Lauren might escape the duck boat tour.

I'm jealous, OK?

I need a baby that needs to take a nap.

- It's a story-- are you guys okay?

- I have this pain right here.

- Significant tear, you can sometimes see it.

- This could mean an emergency surgery.

I'm just like, "Well, wait a minute.

"My kids just got here. I can't have [bleep] surgery."

- This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out"...

- The "Jersey Shore" Edition!

- I would smash. - Wow!

- Angelina just told Vinny that she would smash.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ If you go ♪

♪ Don't try to break my heart ♪

[baby crying]

- Mommy's making your bub bub right now.

- ♪ If you leave, if you leave ♪

- It's nap time.

Romeo has three naps a day.

It's Romeo's world, and we are living in it,

and he wants a nap.

We have to get him home ASAP.

[baby crying]

- We're in the middle of the trip,

and it seems like Romeo hasn't taken a nap.

- All right.

- So you know, I understand they had to go back.

- Oh, here we go. - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We're actually going into the water right now.

- What the hell? - Whoo!

- All right. - Cool!

- So cool. - Whoo-hoo!

- That's so-- - That's so weird.

How is that even possible?

- You want to go look at the dolphins?

- Oh, [bleep], look, they're jumping.

- Oh, my God, there is a dolphin.

- You see it? - Wow.

- Did you see it? - Oh, yeah.

Sea lion! Yeah!

- Aw, you woke them up.

[sea lions barking]

- That's what Angelina sounds like in bed.

- Oh.

[sea lion grunts]

- Hey, I said when she's sleeping in bed.

Angelina, how are you doing? - Good.

What's up? - What, baby?

- Does being around all these families and babies

make you want to have them?

- I mean, eventually.

- You want to lay on mommy for a little bit?

- But right now, I'm not ready to, like,

go from a marriage to, like,

a full-blown relationship again.

I've got to take my time.

- Maybe you could just have a kid without being married.

I've thought about that, too, you know?

- I don't know.

- Yeah, one day, I want to have kids and stuff, but--

- Like, what age, do you think? - I don't know.

I mean, I guess you have to find the right one.

- I mean, it's probably gonna get lonely.

- I like being alone.

I like, just, like--

- I think you like to be a little too much, Vinny.

- Maybe, maybe, yeah.

- I think you need to change that.

We're all gonna get old.

We're all gonna get wrinkled, and gray, and old.

- Yeah.

- And we're gonna start [bleep] diapers

and stuff eventually one day.

Like, come on. - I love that.

- I think you need to start thinking about...

- Nah, nah.

- Like, who are you gonna--who's gonna be

your long companion for the rest of your life.

♪ ♪

- There is some type of chemistry with Angelina

and Vinny this trip.

I don't know if it's now because Angelina is single.

I don't know if, like, you know,

he's seeing her a different way,

but there is something there,

and I'm here for it.

- And I think it's hard to find.

That's why I haven't found her yet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Tell me what you see ♪

- The [bleep]? Goodbye, Vinny.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Tell me what you see when you leave with me ♪

♪ Now, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

- He's sleeping. - Yeah.

- And the squad is out.

That gives us a little time to get

a little nap in before they come in for lunch--

come back from lunch.

- Oh, my goodness, that sounds amazing.

♪ ♪

- Oh, yeah! Family fun day!

Yeah!

She's used to it. Not even a flinch.

- I'm, like, half awake.

- Here we go. - Here we go.

- Coming out of the water.

Ahoy.

I know you're excited to be back in time for happy hour.

- Thank God.

- What a fun family day.

[together] Team Buckner!

- Thank you so much. It was so awesome.

- Oh, my God, I'm sick.

- Hello. - Hi, guys.

- How was it? - It was actually really cute.

CJ loved it. - Nice.

- You want to go outside?

I'll go outside with you. You want to go?

- As long as you're with Uncle Vinny out there,

that's fine.

- What? Oh, it's a sea lion.

No, it's a whale.

- Thanks, Marnie. She's silly.

And this one's a shark.

- They're so cute.

- Let's get a bite. Ow.

Ow. It bit Grayson.

- Yeah! - Ah!

- We're gonna go to the pool,

if anybody wants to come.

- Yeah, I'll come. - All right.

- OK.

- All right, MVP gonna chill up here.

And then we're probably gonna meet you guys down there.

- All right, CJ, we're going to the pool!

- Oh, you want to stay with Vinny?

Not many people say that.

- Facts. - Excuse me?

- Come on, Gray.

- Poor kid.

- Time to send a text.

I'm gonna start with a "Hey, you."

- There you go. - You gotta get a bite first.

- Mm-hmm. - Throw the fishing line.

- 'Cause you see how long it takes her to text you back.

And if it's too long, you're like, "[bleep],

did I text too early?

- If it's-- [laughs]

Yeah. - What's up, man?

- So what's up?

- I just sent a girl a text at :.

It's :. She didn't answer me yet.

- Are you talking to Angeliners?

- Nah. - Nah.

- Angelina would [bleep] jump through that phone.

- You know what we should do?

You should text Angelina and see how long

it takes her to text you back.

- Get out your stopwatch.

♪ ♪

- This is gonna be good.

- Do I have her number?

- Like Vinny doesn't have Angeliner's number.

- Just DM her.

[laughter]

- All right, let me know when the text is sent.

- , , .

[phone beeps]

Sent.

- OK, stopwatch is on, cub.

♪ ♪

- I'm not gonna wear this one.

- What's your guess? - Over under?

- Yeah. - Four minutes.

$.

- I'll go with six minutes.

- Ooh, six minutes, he'll lose interest.

- You said four minutes? I'm gonna say :.

♪ ♪

- Looks a little weird, but I don't really care.

- Three and a half minutes, still no text.

- Oh, I'm about to lose.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Come on, Angelina, I got five seconds.

, , .

[bleep], I lost.

Come on. - I lost.

- I'm so bad at this game.

♪ ♪

- Mm.

- What the [bleep] does Vinny want?

It's like, "Hey," like a creep.

[phone chimes]

- Hey, I'm gonna need to cut Friday.

- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.

- Oh, Angelina!

- Yay! - Hey.

I go, "Hey." "Never mind."

Like, what in the actual [bleep]?

He's so weird. I can't.

This is why I stay away.

[sighs]

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ One time for the ones getting loose ♪

♪ One time for the ones getting loose ♪

- Are you going down to the pool?

- Yeah. - Awesome.

- Jenni, are you OK?

- I've just been having a really bad pain.

The last two days, I've developed this

really dull pain on my right side.

But today, on the boat, it, like,

turned into this really sharp cramp,

almost like a stabbing pain.

I might have to talk to a doctor

and hopefully figure it out.

- Yeah.

- [sighs]

You guys want to hit the streets?

- I'm down.

- Everything's close to each other.

- Let's hit the streets of SD. - Let's do it.

- MVP takes SD.

- No, it feels good to get out on the streets though.

- Yeah.

- But yeah, no, I was able to have

a nice, like, normal conversation with Angelina.

- It's just weird hearing that word, normal and Angelina

in the same sentence.

- During the day, she's, like, super nice.

And then at nighttime, she has a couple sips of wine.

- Yeah, it's different.

- And it's back to, like, you [bleep] want me, b*tch.

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- What is that?

- This is pineapple spicy margarita.

- I want that. - That sounds yum-yum.

I might do that next. - Can I have one also?

- One of those? - Yes, please.

- So it's just us three? - For now.

Jenni's here.

- No, Jenni's down here, but she's having,

like, really bad pains.

- Yeah, what's going on with that?

- I don't know.

They're gonna check her to make sure

it's, like, not appendicitis or something.

- Oh, God forbid.

- I've got to keep pressure on it.

It feels like it's gonna explode.

- Here, Ange, you can sit with me, guys.

- Sure. - Sun's here.

- Vinny just texts me. He goes, "Hey."

I go, "Hey."

He goes, "Never mind." - What?

- Isn't he so weird?

- He's just playing games with you.

- We were talking about how me and him are, like,

the only single ones now.

- Yeah, it's, like, weird for us we do family days.

- Is it weird? - It's weird as [bleep].

- Yeah.

- Being around these families,

it's like, I'm so happy for them.

But at the same time, I'm like,

"When's it gonna be my turn?"

When is it gonna happen for me?

- Hey, I mean, I don't want you to feel weird.

- But I don't mean to feel-- - I know.

- You know what I mean?

It's not because I-- like, I don't like children.

- Yeah.

- It's because I don't have my own.

- Yeah.

- It's been hard for me to be single here.

- Yeah.

- It's my first time without Chris, you know?

- But wouldn't you rather be here by yourself

rather than with someone that you're--

you don't truly love, and like, you're kind of

just doing it because you don't want to be alone?

♪ ♪

- Vinny, maybe you should get Angelina something.

- No, I'm good. - You guys can match.

You know how couples dress together?

I like that. It's cute.

- I'm surprised they didn't get at it

already on this vacation. - I know.

- Yo, they've been actin' real cozy.

- This is his game though. He's warming her up.

You're not gonna get Angelina one?

- I thought about it,

but she took so long to text me back.

- I mean, at one point, you guys did love each other.

- I know the day that I signed those papers,

those divorce papers, I'll probably

be crying and [bleep]. - Oh, of course.

I'll come with you so you're not by yourself doing it.

- I feel like that-- I'll never get closure.

So I'm like, "Ugh."

♪ ♪

- What do you mean by closure?

[soft dramatic music]

Like, seeing him?

♪ ♪

You want to see him one more time

- I'm getting emotional.

- Ange.

- It's OK.

- I know.

- Why did he have everybody go to a wedding?

Why did he make me-- why did he tell me--

- Well, then you might need to--

- He might have loved me, but why did he marry me

if that's not what he wanted?

- You know, I don't think you always end a relationship

where you come to--

it's not always, like, great, you know what I mean?

Like, you probably just need time to go by,

and you'll get that closure.

And it might be with a conversation with him,

or it might just be on your own, figuring it out.

- I'm trying so hard.

But gonna these things with, like, the kids and everything,

it's hard for-- it's harder for me now.

- Yeah, no, I get it.

- It's hard for me.

It's been harder this time around.

Because usually, I have Chris, you know?

Hopefully, I meet a nice person in the future.

- I don't know, maybe while we're here,

we can find you a man.

You pick him out. - All right, cool.

- And then we'll handle it.

- All right, let's go get ready for--

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna get another margarita at the bar.

- Jenni, you all right?

- Yeah, I just have that stomach pain.

- Like, how does it feel?

- Like, really sharp in my abdomen.

I'm gonna go get a CT scan just to make sure

it's not appendicitis

because it's right above my appendix.

This pain has just been progressively

getting worse and worse.

Like, before, I would have just been like,

"oh, it's--" you know, a joke.

"It's my liver failing."

But now, I'm like, oh, my God, like,

is my liver actually failing?

- Oh, hey, guys. - Oh, hey.

- Where are you guys going?

- Doctor. - Oh?

- I have this pain right here that I've had

for, like, a couple of weeks,

but now, on that boat ride, it really took me over, so...

- Oh, damn. - Damn, what the hell?

- Hopefully, it's just, like, antibiotic needed

or something. - What is in that area, anyway?

Kidney? - Appendix.

- Oh, [bleep]. - Oh.

- I'm, like, super scared right now.

The last thing I want is surgery

in another [bleep] state.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ plus equals ♪

♪ Put and together, now we get with you ♪

♪ What am I lying, trying to play me for a fool? ♪

- Somebody cleaned this room.

Wow, now that Nikki's not here,

you want to get all close to me.

- [laughs] Yeah, I'm telling you,

don't ever bring your main and your side on vacation.

Speaking of main pieces, where's yours?

- We believe in just, like, giving each other space.

- You tried that, moving to LA.

You moved back quick because you missed her.

- Mm.

- [laughs] Pros and cons on Angelina?

Like, as if she was on "Double Shot"?

- You're on--

[together] "A Double Shot at Love."

[cheering]

- Pros...

- Both from Staten Island. - She owns a home.

- Let's go outside and look at the koi fish.

- Wait, no, that's not one.

- Honey, I don't think the fish are alive.

- No, they're dead.

- She likes animals.

- What's that-- what is this [bleep]?

[screams] She's gonna bite me.

- Allegedly, she has a WAP. - What do you mean, allegedly?

You had that WAP.

- I don't remember it. Don't get any ideas.

Like, it's not happening. Vingelina is not a thing,

and it's not going to happen.

Every time I say something is not gonna happen,

it usually-- now, they're gonna put it

all over the screen

underneath me right now, #Vingelina.

Let me just point down to it.

See? There it is.

The cons, all right.

- Oh, here we go. Be nice.

- She curses too much.

- Hey, what the [bleep], man?

[bleep], mother [bleep]!

- No! [bleep]

- She has side pieces. - Mm-hmm.

- Angelina and this random guy.

- We already [bleep].

- Is that gonna be a problem if you're on a date,

and it happens? - Mm-hmm.

- It was, like, period [bleep].

- Period. - I'm gonna throw up.

[laughs]

She'll throw a drink at you at any moment.

- Oh! Oh!

- I'm really torn here between the pros and the cons.

Angelina's just a walking mind [bleep] as it is.

[enchanting music]

- Yes, sir.

- What's up, Sorrentinos? - Hey.

- Chilling.

Chilling. Chilling, chilling.

Chilling. - What up?

We're going to see the "Wild 'N Out" Cafe.

- You're going to "Wild 'N Out."

Oh, hell yeah.

- We are taking over

the "Wild 'N Out" Cafe tonight.

I really can't wait for this.

We wild 'n out tonight literally.

- f*ck. Hey, Angeliners.

- Oh, God, I want to have sex with you.

- Shut the [bleep] up.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I've had some bruises, like sore, gym exercises.

This feels so deep.

- I mean, I think that's why it's kind of important

to just have an imaging.

- The doctor's telling me the spot is my appendix.

This could mean an emergency surgery.

Wait a minute, my kids just got here.

I can't have [bleep] surgery.

- Me and Angelina, before you picked Nicole up,

we're trying to manhandle her,

and this was the side that I was using.

[screaming, laughing] - I got it, OK.

- ♪ We got it ♪

♪ We got it ♪ - [laughs]

- Yo, Dren put me in the hospital, man.

- ♪ Push ♪

♪ ♪

- I don't walk like a lady.

I have to start, like, being like--like, strutting--

- That's what I've been trying to tell you.

You don't do a lot of things like a lady.

- Like, when I--shut up.

I don't know how to pop my a*s out.

Like, I'm trying. - Yeah, that's what I mean.

You need to be sexy.

You need to go to one of those etiquette schools.

- Vinny just told Angelina to go to etiquette class.

That's awesome.

- Angelina, he's saying there might be a chance.

You just need to, like, clean up a little.

[chanting together] Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N!

- This place is lit.

Like, I feel like I am at, like, a sports bar,

but also, like, very "Wild 'N Out" themed.

The girls are hot.

This is, like-- I actually like this place.

- I'll take these two right here.

- Do we have enough chairs? - Yeah.

- Sit next to Vinny?

♪ ♪

- Let's do it.

- Let's get it, huh?

- Let's see if they ready for it.

- Thank you.

- Justina Valentine in San Diego.

- Yes. "Wild 'N Out" takes over...

- We out here. - "The Jersey Shore."

Let's do it. - Let's do it.

- Hey, hey. - Hey, yo!

- What's good?

[all cheering]

- Justina Valentine in the building.

[chanting together] Wild 'N, Wild 'N,

Wild 'N, Wild 'N!

- What up? What up?

Yo! [all cheering]

- Hey! - What's going on?

- What's up, Sitch? - What up?

Hey.

- Nick Cannon is showing up at the "Wild 'N Out" Cafe.

That's like going to Beachcomber and Seaside

and, like, Snooki shows up.

Like, that's legendary.

- What's up, my guy? How you doin', baby?

- What's good, baby? - How you doin'?

- Nick, listen, these are my cool genes.

They go with my cousins, all right?

- I was about to say--

- On every vacation, we end up doing the classroom thing.

- Oh, you guys do it in the classroom?

- Yeah, we do it in the classroom.

- Ooh, he's trying to toot in the Poconos.

- Oh, my God, what's that smell?

Did you just poot in the Poconos?

- Yeah, I did a little Keto toot in the Poconos.

[laughter]

- Let's get to it!

- Uh-oh, Vinny's in the hot seat now.

You'd better show them tonight.

- All you guys. - Oh!

- Oh, let's go!

- Right now, to be honest with you,

I'm totally not prepared for this.

- It's official.

Welcome to "Wild 'N Out."

[all cheering]

[air horn blaring]

The "Jersey Shore" edition.

Addicted. - Yeah.

- The kids are here. - Hey.

- This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out."

- The "Jersey Shore" edition. - Yeah.

- The kids are here.

- And all the way Nick.

[chanting together] Wild'n, Wild'n,

Wild'n, Wild'n, Wild'n.

- Nick, there's a big rivalry between Angelina and Vinny.

They definitely need to go head to head.

They could be the team captain.

I got Vinny on my squad. - It's guys versus girls.

All my fellas, make some noise. - Vinny.

- She talking [bleep], all right.

- Why can't this mic [bleep] work for me.

- What the--

- Angelina make believe it's a [bleep].

- Oh!

- Your [bleep] is [bleep] than my [bleep].

- Whoa!

- [bleep] a huge [bleep].

- What is going on with you two?

- If I win, you're gonna do an appreciation post

on your Instagram for me.

And you're doing it. I don't give a [bleep].

- All right, whatever you say. Let's [bleep] go.

- If the girls win, Vinny has to do an appreciation post

for me on his Instagram page.

- Vinny not scared because he know we about

to get this done to you.

- And if the guys win, I'll have to do the same.

I'm not losing this [bleep].

- All right, so the first game we're gonna play,

y'all seen this on the show.

It's called Got Props.

Now, we got to use our prop in a funny way,

as many ways as possible, actually, in seconds.

- Ladies, y'all ready?

- "Wild 'N Out." Y'all ready?

[all cheering]

- I suck at this stuff.

I can't imagine boring Angelina

and Nikki being good either.

- What do we do? - I don't know.

- We're gonna suck.

- Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" Girls!

[air horn blares]

One, two, three, wild out.

- Hey, Foley, I found your comb.

- Hey [bell dings]

- Wow, this is big. You wish this was your [bleep].

[buzzer]

- I just got my hair done.

[bell dings]

- Honey, I got your spaghetti fork ready for dinner.

[bell dings]

- Baby, you ready for number three?

- Oh!

[buzzer] - She knows food.

She forks.

- The way we cooking these boys,

we gonna flip them over. We're gonna have to flip--

[bell dings] [buzzer]

- Time's up. That's time, all right, DJ.

- Let's show them how to do this.

Y'all ready? - Let's get it.

- All right, hey, Justina, is this how your a*s got so flat?

- Oh!

[bell dings]

- I got to fix your head with these rolls, man.

[bell dings]

- Vinny, I don't have [bleep] big [bleep].

[bell dings]

- All right, baby turn around.

We're ready for baby number three.

[bell dings]

- Oh, get out of here.

- Get 'em, Vin.

♪ ♪

- Hey, baby, it's time to make those Christmas cookies.

Let's go.

[buzzer]

- Well, that's what it's really used for, so...

- Oh, the "Wild 'N Out" skateboard and a broom.

All right, you guys ready?

One, two three wild out.

Yo, this is how Justina gets to work every week.

[laughter]

- [hums melody]

[bell dings]

- Angelina, you're [bleep] so dry, you got to go

like this after you have sex.

- Oh!

- I'm feeling like a pimp.

Can you dust something off for me?

- OK - My shoulder.

[buzzer] - Wait--

- Hey, get off me! - It's not yours!

- It's Pauly's blowout!

[bell dings]

- It ain't your turn! - Oh!

- Yeah, oh, damn, uh, uh, uh, uh.

[buzzer] - That's how I feel.

- Let me get your nails.

I'm gonna give you all a manicure,

before you go [bleep] these girls all around here.

There we go. There we go.

- Vinny downgraded from a Range Rover to this.

[buzzer]

- Vinny. - What?

- You're such a jump roper, right?

- Yeah. - You're a [bleep] clown.

You don't even know how to jump rope.

Try to get on this with this [bleep] that's--

[buzzer]

- Yo, why she always talking about his [bleep]?

- Angelina's jokes aren't jokes.

She just like rants and rambles.

- Why was mine bad?

- It's like weird.

- Vinny, this is the only four wheeler

you will ever drive because you're such a [bleep].

[bell dings]

[people screaming]

- Deena's not so good at this game,

but Meana is really good.

- You saved us.

- This is supposed to be jokes.

You guys are going for the jugular.

- We've been at it for a minute.

Side piece, main piece but do you [bleep] his [bleep]?

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- Y'all want me to come up here and show out?

Tell me why Angelina's [bleep] looks like Pauly D's blowout.

[cheers]

- I don't know. I'm not good at this.

I'll try my best.

Yo, did you ever, like, [bleep] her [bleep]??

- Oh, my God. - You spit!

- This is "Nick Cannon presents Wild 'N Out."

- "Jersey Shore" edition!

[people chanting] Wild'n, Wild'n!

- It's guys versus girls.

Let's make some noise.

[all cheering]

- I'm like really nervous. Where are the shots?

I need shots.

[upbeat music]

I'm not good at this.

- Are you guys ready for the next game?

[all cheering]

- I'm just like, like, funny

when I'm, like, not trying to be.

- All right, this game is called Talk N Spit.

- I'm definitely not gonna be good at this.

- Me and Justina are gonna fill

our mouths up with some water.

And you guys got to make us laugh so hard

that we spit the water out.

- OK, I'm gonna try my best.

Us girls have to try and make Nick Cannon

spit out his water,

and the boys have to try and make

Justina spit out her water.

- You could be talking [bleep] about the guys.

- Can I talk [bleep] about you?

- You can talk [bleep] about me.

- Don't do that, though.

- Girl power, though, we got this, I hope.

- What's up? What's up?

I've been teaching Vinny how to speak Jamaican, right?

- All I want to know is how to say dirty stuff.

- So he's been walking around this whole town saying...

[bell dings] Oh, he spit.

You spit. You spit.

You spit.

- You just came out and said you [bleep] a*s.

- We've got a situation in the building.

- This is gonna be so bad.

- One of your teammates had so many side pieces

that it created what's known as, now,

side piece wars.

And she didn't even realize that,

once you have a side piece,

it comes back to haunt you

like the Ghost of Christmas Past.

[music slows to a halt]

[BUZZER]

- She ain't laughing, you moron.

- There was no punch line.

- Get off--give her the [bleep] mic, no offense.

- Yeah.

- I don't know what to do.

At this point, I don't even know what's funny.

- Talk about [bleep] Vinny's little, small peen.

- I'm terrible.

I'm gonna have to go out of my comfort zone here.

I don't know. I'm not good at this.

I'll try my best.

Yo, did you ever, like, [bleep] her [bleep]

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- You spit! - Whoa.

[cheering]

- Deena, OK, she turned into Angelina,

got super raunchy with it,

but it worked, because we spit out the water.

- She said, "I'm not good at this."

"Have you ever [bleep] her [bleep]," whoa.

- I did really good.

- Whoo, we got it so quick.

- I did good with this one,

because I came out of left field.

[chuckles]

- Nikki has been teaching me Jamaican.

Any Jamaicans in the building?

[air horn blares]

I guess not. [laughs]

Don't do it. - Don't do it.

- [non-English speech]

- You're not--

- [non-English speech]

- You're not even funny, you idiot.

[bell dings]

- She wasn't [bleep] laughing at you!

- She was laughing at her!

- Whatever, she spit.

- [bleep] all right, let me shut up.

- You two fighting is hilarious.

- We need to be quiet.

- We need the women to win and the guys to lose,

because I need my [bleep] appreciation post on his page,

just saying.

Obviously, I've [bleep] this clown.

[bleep] clown. You're a clown.

- I'm already laughing.

- Your [bleep] ain't even that great.

I don't remember [bleep] you.

[bell dings]

- I don't know why that [bleep] was so funny.

It was so aggressive.

- I don't think Angelina knows this is a game.

- Girl power.

- Like, don't ever give a microphone to Angelina.

- We won this game too.

- Looks like we lost that one too.

Y'all make some noise for the ladies one more time.

[all cheering]

- Go ladies. Go ladies.

You guys went crazy.

♪ ♪

- The pain is not going away, though.

It's throbbing.

- Well, you just got the meds like six minutes ago.

So Jenny just finished her CT scan.

She got an ultrasound.

Hopefully, we get out of here soon with some answers.

- I feel the meds.

It just didn't stop the pain.

- All right, make some noise for the current

leading team, y'all.

Give it up for the ladies one time,

because this round's got a bonus round,

and it's called The Wild Style!

[air horn blaring]

We love freestyle rapping, and we focus on the joke.

So each punch line is gonna be one point

added to your total score.

So fellas, we can still win this.

Yo, DJ, you got the beat?

♪ ♪

- So we've been at it for a minute.

Side piece, main piece, but do you [bleep] his [bleep]?

- Oh! - Oh!

- Whoa!

- Freestyle Nikki is k*lling it.

- Do I [bleep] his [bleep]? I don't agree.

You're Jamaican?

After tonight, he's gonna say [non-English speech].

[bell dings] Oh!

- Step aside, Vinny. Step aside.

- Vinny, you got a little [bleep].

Your [bleep] ain't even [bleep] there.

You got a mangina underwear.

[buzzer]

- What the hell was that?

- This is, like, the worst episode

of "Wild 'N Out" I ever seen. We are horrible.

- All right, Pauly, you really need to go home, player.

with all that gel and hairspray in your hair,

you destroying the ozone layer.

[bell dings]

Vinny, you know I be rocking it quick.

How you a stripper but you gotta

stuff a sock in your [bleep]?

[bell dings]

- That was one time! That was one time.

- I peed. - Oh, I'm gonna piss.

- All right, yo, cut the beat. Cut the beat.

- OK.

- When I get handed the mic,

I go full B Rabbit, Eminem mode.

Yo, y'all want me to come up here and show out?

Tell me why Angelina's [bleep] looks like Pauly D's blowout.

[bell dings]

[air horn blaring]

- Yo, Vinny.

- Yo, I will rap right now and get funky.

Deena used to date gorillas,

but she married a squirrel monkey.

- Keep my wife's name out your [bleep] mouth!

[laughter]

- All right, all right. - You [bleep]!

- You guys don't even know what kind of [bleep] I'm on.

Nikki and Pauly, I call them jerk chicken parmesan.

[bell dings]

- Let's go, B! Let's go!

- Yo, I'm Jesus.

You guys are Judas.

Tell me why Mike and Lauren showed up like,

new teeth, who this?

[bell dings] - Oh!

- Hold on. Hold on.

- You talking about it. I'm with you.

- Hold on, baby, the truth is, you're not even from Jersey.

And word at the shore is you're the one

who gave Angelina herpes.

[bell dings]

- Oh! - Oh!

- Justina, I know you can rhyme.

But I'm really not hearing it.

Tell me why your hair looks like Angelina's period?

[bell dings]

- Oh! - Oh!

- Oh, Vinny, you know I'm ahead of it.

There's no more [bleep] period, and I'm pregnant, [bleep].

- What? - Oh!

- Yo, is it mine?

[bell dings]

- I got--I got ahead of it.

- No, I'm done.

- Vinny came through, embodied it,

but I don't think it was enough, fellas.

It's official, ladies.

You guys get the "Wild 'N Out" belt!

[all cheering]

Now, before you go, I think you've got

to do some type of post or something like that.

- Oh, yeah. - Hey!

- No, no, no.

- We had a heavy wager on the "Wild 'N Out" game.

So Vinny lost, and he has to own up to his part of the bet.

And what that was is, Vinny had to post

a picture of him and Angelina on his Instagram.

If I win, you're gonna do an appreciation post

on your Instagram for me.

- I say we get a picture of you two kissing.

- Kiss, kiss, kiss.

- Don't move your lips.

Don't move your lips. All right.

- Oh! - Oh!

- ♪ There's one night left here to go ♪

- Yeah, that was probably the worst "Wild 'N Out."

I was like, yo, don't cancel us over that.

- No, no, this doesn't count as an episode.

- That's not an episode.

You did your thing as always, the Queen of the Wild Style.

We out here.

- You're going down, buster.

- I like that one, Meana. I like that.

♪ ♪

[music slows to a halt]

- This "Wild 'N Out" [bleep] was fun,

but, overall, this family day has been extra hard for me,

because I usually have somebody with me,

and I'm just kind of, like, in my feels right now.

Can we get out of here?

- Angelina wants to leave.

[soft dramatic music]

- You guys are so nice.

Thank you, appreciate it.

- Thank you.

- It's so hot in here.

- Oh, Angelina, life of a superstar, you know?

What can I say?

- Sweating and I want to get out of here.

- Something definitely is going on with Angelina.

You know, at the pool earlier today,

Angelina said that going to sign the divorce papers

is definitely gonna be hard for her.

- I know the day that I signed those papers,

those divorce papers, I'll probably be crying.

I'm getting emotional.

- I'm sure she's super upset.

- Oh, I'm drinking. Let's do it.

Cheers.

- And now she's, like, drinking shots.

This is just a recipe for a disaster.

- How'd that work out?

- It was great. I took mad shots.

- Oh, Angelina is trying to make Vinny jealous.

That's [bleep] up.

- She took a shot with another guy.

- But why do you need to talk to a man,

when your man is right there?

- Right in front of me? Right in front of me.

- Can we go?

Let's go.

Bye, thank you so much.

- Say, one, two, threesome.

- Shut up.

- Did you see how close Vinny was with those girls?

Look--look--look how close he is with those girls.

- Are they still here? - Are you [bleep] kidding me?

- Angelina, she's like--

she's so wound up.

- I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care.

[bleep] hurts.

Hey, let me shut my mouth now.

- Uh-oh.

- Good luck, Vinny, being single on this [bleep].

- Oh thanks, babe. - Good luck, babe.

- I think it's happening tonight.

Angelina's trying to get her [bleep] wet.

- I would smash. - Wow!

- Oh, [bleep]. - What the [bleep]?

- Angelina just told Vinny that she would smash.

- Oh, damn.

- Me and Angelina need some privacy.

- Stop saying you want to have sex with me.

- No, I would.

I'd smash. - Stop.

♪ I've been thinking about it every time I wake up ♪

♪ I've been drinking about it ♪

♪ Pour me a red cup ♪

♪ I can hear the sound ♪

♪ Listen, I'm all turned up ♪

♪ Keep dreaming out loud ♪

♪ I can't get enough ♪

- I'm telling you there will be beef

in the streets tomorrow, hell yeah.

- I can't keep doing this anymore.

- You don't seem all right.

- Angelina is in there right now,

like, acting like she k*lled somebody.

- I think Angelina might be starting

to unravel a little bit.

- What are you doing?

[all screaming]

- What is wrong with you?

- You as*h*le! - Is this a prank?

- Warning, warning, warning. - [bleep] getting wild.

- No. - Are you stupid?

- [bleep] you. - Are you [bleep] kidding me?

You just poured wine on me.

- Nikki, go away. - Oh, damn!

- Am I being pranked?