05x15 - Old Mike vs. New Mike

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Luis? - Hi, my babe.

- Did you and Angelina ever have sex?

- [bleep] my life. - [laughs]

- It's not called sex. It's making love.

- [squeals] - You did!

- Unfortunately,

he does have a hemangiosarcoma in the liver.

We're looking at somewhere between one to three months.

- We thought it would be a little longer.

- I know.

Listen, I thought we had time too, honey.

- Babe, I got booked in El Paso.

- Cool.

- El Paso will be perfect

to get "Jersey Shore" crew to come.

Spend some days with the OGs.

- What's in El Paso? - Tacos, man.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Let's get on the floor ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Get all on the ground ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Play the sick beat ♪

- Hey, guys. Cooking with Pauly D.

She tries to take my shine all the time.

- You know how they say Salt Bae?

- Mm. - I'm Parsley Bae.

Watch.

- Pretty soon, you're going to be Old Bae.

- [chuckles] - That was good, huh? [laughs]

♪ ♪

- I feel like patio would kind of be like the green room.

And then you open the barn doors.

- Cute.

- That is our stage.

- What's our budget?

- We're going to have to see.

- Dollar Tree.

♪ ♪

- Remember I told you about AEW in Atlantic City?

- Mike's been wanting to come to one.

- I'll text everybody.

- ♪ Oh, my God, who is she? ♪

♪ Looking like money when I step on the scene ♪

- So you think Zack's going to finally win tonight?

- I hope so.

- Where we going?

We're going to Atlantic City.

And we're going to watch Zack wrestle.

This is a really fun couple weeks for us.

Tonight, everyone is meeting up in AC to see Zack wrestle.

And then we are going to El Paso

and watch Pauly deejay.

- Hey, guys.

You down for a El Paso trip?

- And then we're going to eat pizza.

- I am hyped for tonight.

I think it's a much-needed date night.

- It is.

- It's not fight, right?

It's wrestle? I don't know.

- We're going to support the WOWW family.

Deener's showing up with little CJ.

- Oh, she is?

- Yeah, I'm sure there'll be snacks.

- ♪ Ooh, ahh, I'm still moving on ♪

♪ I keep putting one foot up ahead ♪

♪ Even though the road is still ♪

♪ I, I'm still moving on ♪

- Hello. - Hello.

- I am taking my mom to a nice,

little Italian restaurant.

The early bird special.

Yes, two.

I have to tell her that I'm going to be on the road

for a while, pit stop in El Paso.

And then going back to Vegas for my Chippendales show.

I don't know how she'll feel about that.

- Hi. - [chuckles]

- I'm on a date with my son.

- Ma, you spoke too late.

- Shut it off.

- I got to butter my mom up a little bit

before I give her the news.

- I missed you.

A mother is her son's first love

and a son is the mother's last love.

- You can still find love.

I would like my mom to find, like, a nice man,

if that's what she wants.

My mom's kind of like me.

It's--I think that's where I get it from.

She's kind of like a lone wolf herself.

You know, the girls in the city?

Another league here.

It's like-- - Girls are girls, Vinny.

- No. - The biology is the same.

- It's like MLB and then the minor leagues.

Like, Staten Island is the minor leagues, you know?

- You never liked Staten Island girls.

- No. - Why?

- Shut the [bleep] up, you [bleep]!

Shut up!

Just shut the [bleep] up!

all: Oh!

- It's a Staten Island thing, you know?

We're very aggressive people.

- Girls in Staten Island are ugatz.

[laughter]

- ♪ Yeah, break it down now ♪

♪ I read you--read you wrong, read you--read you wrong ♪

♪ I read you--read you read you wrong, read you wrong ♪

- Oh, this place is great.

- Yes, very cool. Very cool.

- We're here? - Sit close.

Sit close.

announcer: Chaos Project's Serpentico

with Luther in his corner goes one-on-one

with Zack Clayton next.

[crowd cheering]

- Oh, there he is.

- Yeah, Zack!

announcer: From the Jersey Shore,

weighing pounds, Zack Clayton!

[cheering]

- You know Zack, right?

♪ ♪

[bell rings]

- Boo!

announcer : Swing and a miss by Zack Clayton but--oh!

- Oh!

It's like real life in the movies, right?

[rock music]

♪ ♪

announcer: Luther came in with that huge pump kick.

- Oh, my God. Here it comes.

- The fight is now in front of us.

[dramatic music]

- Now he's talking [bleep] to Mike.

- [chuckles]

- This big, giant man has no idea

that I've been to Otisville.

[downbeat bluegrass music]

♪ ♪

- [chuckles] [all cheering]

announcer : And Luther got a situation on his hands.

- Mike has his finger in the air.

He's going after him.

Zack!

I am screaming at Zack right now

and I'm like "Take out your opponent

before he breaks Mike's fingers."

announcer : That suits you-- both: oh!

Oh, then he got run over by Zack Clayton.

- I think Zack just saved Mike's life.

announcer : Serpentico! Oh!

announcer : And a power slam!

announcer : Wow.

announcer : And the gentleman blows a kiss.

announcer : Uh-oh. Oh!

Look at that Fisherman's Buster.

Then he scores the win! [bell rings]

[cheers and applause]

announcer : What in the Sam Hill of beans just happened?

announcer: Zack Clayton!

- Wow. I mean, I'm impressed.

I don't know if this happens at every tournament or match

or whatever this is called.

[laughing] I don't know. It's a tournament?

[cheers and applause] announcer: Zack Clayton!

- Good job, Zack.

announcer : Well, when you got a Situation

and JWOWW ringside, anything's liable to happen.

[cheers and applause]

- So I've been loving the city so much.

- Mm.

- Are you going to stay in the city?

- You know, I came here but I didn't know if I want

to live in Staten Island, in New Jersey, in Brooklyn,

you know.

I know one thing--

- I feel like this is a set up right now.

- I'm like scared to tell her.

- Anything is better than the West Coast.

[quirky tense music]

- I actually came here to tell you today I got the call

to go back to Chippendales.

- [GASPS]

Oh, my God.

That's what I meant.

I knew there was something.

- It's good money.

It's fun.

- How long are you staying?

- Well, it's like six weeks at a time.

♪ ♪

It's definitely weird to go back to Vegas.

Like, I haven't done this in a couple of years.

And also, like, it's a little sad because, like,

I'm leaving my family for another month, you know.

- Chippendales, here I come.

- ♪ Rock with me ♪

♪ All my girls, all my girls with me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ All my girls see around with me ♪

♪ I'm a savage ♪

♪ All my girls will see ♪

♪ If they want it they can have it ♪

- Here, come sit at the counter and eat.

- Why do I have heels on?

'Cause I'm going to dinner with Angelina

and Aunt Deena and Jenni.

Doing a full girl's dinner.

We haven't really seen Angelina.

I respect Deena for not saying Angelina's story

that she wants to tell.

I get it.

But girl, what's the tea?

Love you.

- I don't want lipstick on my-- - It's dry. It's matte.

- I don't want lipstick-- - Ugh! [smooches]

- Hey, I'm going to be leaving

my house in like five minutes.

Are you going to be ready?

- Yeah.

- I cannot wait to see Angelina

so that the girls can get the information they need...

both: Mwah.

- And I can just sit there, drink my wine, and...

that's it. [laughs]

- Love you guys.

Let me just put one light on

because I probably won't be home until late.

- Oh, my God. I'm going to die.

- Hey, boo!

- I'm going to pass.

- Hello. - How are you doing?

- I'm all right. - I am drinking.

- Isn't this like the first time that we've seen her?

- Or talked to her since she got back.

- I'm excited to see Angelina, hear all the gossip,

figure out what happened in Mexico.

Like, what's the tea, b*tch?

- So I'm definitely having a drink.

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Now I'm freezing and I want to die.

- The Godfather. Very cute.

I'm excited to see Jenni and Nicole.

I know it's been a while, but I'm also kind of like

"Oh, God, what the [bleep] did Deena tell them?"

What is Jenni going to say?

What is Nicole going to say about Spain, about Mexico?

I don't know how they're going to react.

- Hi, loves. - We finally made it.

- Hi.

- Here's to a girls' dinner.

- Finally, a girl's dinner.

- Yeah, what's happening with you?

- Obviously, back to the drawing board.

Like, I have to [bleep] literally.

- Oh, [bleep]. - There's children all around.

[baby crying] - Oh, [bleep]. Yeah.

- There's kids, so let's not be, like, too--

- Is there? - [babbles]

- This is my pizzeria.

- I don't know who's around anymore.

- It's my town, yeah. - Like, it's her hometown.

It's going to be a good time with Angelina

and her dirty mouth.

- Can you have [...]

- Strike two.

- I'm probably going to go to strike five.

- In the next five minutes.

- It's a [bleep].

With the butt plug, I was just very concerned.

- [laughing]

- And then there's a [bleep] mask.

And I'm like "Fifty Shades of Grey."

Bondaged my a*s to the [bleep] hotel room bed.

[laughter]

Do I stir the pot sometimes?

Maybe.

I'm sending it to the squad right now.

- I can't even [bleep] speak.

- Just when I thought it was over,

the girls are beefing again on social media.

- They're believing everything Chris says.

- There seems to be a little bit of unhashed beef

going on in the streets.

- I don't know how much more I could take of this.

[dramatic music]

[knock on door] - Yo.

- Chooch.

- I missed you, bro. - Yeah, I know.

It's so sick that you could just roll up here like this.

- I'm in the East Coast. I have a show to do.

I got some downtime.

- This is awesome.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- You gave me a box of cheese.

- I'll have a normal pie.

But my friend, he takes the pie...

- Yeah. - Takes the cheese off it.

So is there an way I can get him a pie,

like a keto-friendly pie?

- I got you, man. - Yeah.

- Couldn't you just get me some keto crust or something?

- [laughing] Yeah, I got that.

- So everything was all great in Florida, right?

He was on my team with a lot of stuff.

I saw, like, a different-- you know what I mean?

We had fun.

- There was hope. - There was hope.

We did the lie detector test. Everything was good.

- They know all this. They know--

- Just--just let her speak. - Oh, I thought that--

we're going to go through this whole thing again?

I have to go through this all again?

[sighs]

How many times?

I already did the whole thing with--

sitting with her.

- He was like "I don't need therapy, you do."

And I started crying.

I said you can't ever do that to me again.

No sex. I came home, no sex.

Oh, you don't even want to know more.

Oh, it's going to get bad.

- All right. I have to go.

- But then when we got home,

I would literally walk around the house,

like, in my underwear.

And I'm like, does this look good?

He's like, yeah, it looks good,

and he would be back on his phone.

Then I'll never forget,

on our two-year wedding anniversary,

knowing that I was going to go to Spain,

he was like, "You're really going to go?"

I'm like--

he's like, "I hope you [bleep] die in a plane crash."

- [laughs] - Oh! God.

The fact that Chris is like,

"I hope you die in a plane crash,"

knowing that Angelina is going to fly,

it's [bleep] up.

- It's overwhelming and you're nervous

and you wanted his support.

But he didn't give you the support.

But I think it was his insecurities

that caused him to act that way.

- It's very nice to open up to the girls

about everything that has transpired between Chris and I.

I was so sick and tired of, like,

not having that physical connection.

- Yeah.

- Unless we're like, [bleep] ,

what is the point of [bleep] being married?

Try to like jump on him, pull my t*tties out, I'm like--

- Angelina, this is my pizzeria.

Everyone's looking. Stop saying t*tties.

I'm just like chugging my wine at this point.

I'm like, "I don't know what's happening."

- I go to Spain.

I was like [bleep] so nervous to go.

- Get to Luis.

- [bleep] off.

- [chuckles]

- Well, you're going off-track.

- All right. Chill.

- When Angelina tells one story...

- How about I want to get my eyes [bleep] done?

- Let's get back on track.

- You literally get three types of different stories.

- And I stepped in front of Marie and I go,

"All right. Now I'm done with you, Chloe.

Now you're pissing me the [bleep] off."

- No one cares about Trixie or Trina

or whoever the frig you're talking about.

- Get back on track. - Luis.

- We just started talking. Very cuddly with me.

Like, he kissed my forehead.

And then I found out later on

that's like a [bleep] thing in Mexico.

Everyone does it to each other. - Huh?

- What? - [bleep].

I'm done.

- So then you did go home after that.

- New Year's Eve is coming up. And I am not--

- Chris said, "[bleep] it. I don't want to do [bleep]."

I would really like it if you just got to the [bleep] point.

- I'm not going to sit there like a lump on a log anymore.

Like, no. - So I'm like, [bleep] it.

I'm going to go to Mexico and suck some [bleep].

[laughter]

- Jennifer! - [bleep].

- I got to the hotel.

And he came out with a butt plug.

[dramatic notes]

With a blue gem on the top.

[dramatic notes]

"That's the smallest butt plug I could find."

I said, "What?"

I won't want to do that [bleep].

- This guy's a freak.

- [bleep].

- [laughing] I wanted this. [laughter]

I wanted to get thrown around like a rag doll,

but that's not really--yeah.

- I don't know what glass of wine I'm on.

And I don't even know what we're laughing about.

- Mm.

- Is that how you suck his [bleep]?

- No, I suck it better.

You know what? [bleep] it.

Like, let's just go with this.

Do you guys know if you do this while you're doing it

you don't have a gag reflex?

- Wait.

- I don't have a gag reflex.

- Okay, princess. - I'm just saying.

- Put it in my mouth? - No. No, no, no, no.

Like--and just choke yourself.

- No, in your mouth. - Oh, my Lord.

- [bleep].

- So I have to do this while I'm--

- No, she's doing it.

- On one hand and then your mouth on the [bleep]?

- Watch.

[gags]

- [stomping and laughing]

[upbeat music]

[bleep].

[laughter]

- I'm sorry. My snots are really bad.

- We're never getting out of here.

- I'm choking on balsamic. [coughing]

- You're all the worst. [coughing]

- ♪ You're the baddest ♪

- ♪ I'm too late, oh, no way ♪

- With the butt plug, I was just very concerned.

[laughter]

And then there's a [bleep] mask

and I'm like, "Fifty Shades of Grey."

Bondaged my a*s to the [bleep] hotel room bed.

[laughter]

- I feel like we all missed each other.

- This dinner, I have to say, is very, very funny.

I'm really thankful for the girls and our friendship

because I need that in my life.

I was just kind of following my heart

and I wanted to just hang out with him.

I don't know.

- Are you guys together, not together right now?

- I think he was like,

talking to a lot of other women out there.

And I don't really like that too much.

I'm not going to say that it was a blessing that I met him,

but I'm going to say--

- Eye-opener.

He was good for the moment.

- If I didn't go to Mexico and hang out with Luis,

I think that I would have probably stayed in the rut

with Chris for a longer time.

Things kind had to come to a head and explode

for me to move on with my life.

- Where are you and Chris right now?

Like, what is the status?

- Separated? Divorced?

- The filing has happened. - It did happen.

- Okay.

- And I don't know what he's trying to pull,

but like, he's literally going around

talking [bleep] about me to everyone.

Narcissist this, clout-chaser that, wh*re this.

I don't know what is going to come out of Chris's mouth,

so I pray the roommates are going to have my back.

Zack is cool with him.

Your husband's cool with him. - Not anymore.

- Can you guys not like his photos anymore and cut ties?

- Angelina, yes. - Please.

- Like, if you don't want me talking to Chris anymore,

then I won't talk to Chris.

You're our family.

- I'm actually so excited for you to get divorced,

'cause you shouldn't be in this marriage.

Angelina definitely deserves better,

so I'm glad that she figured it out and it's done.

Just get a divorce.

And be happy.

- I just want to not talk about this every single time

we see each other.

I just want to go on vacation with you guys

and just like--

- Same, girl.

- Where's Nikki at? - She's at the hotel.

- Oh, sorry.

- I told her the side piece becomes the main piece tonight.

- I'm not going to lie.

I was a little territorial at first,

but Nikki is really growing on me.

- Yeah, it's working it out.

Like anything, we have our moments.

But we're not like rushing anything.

We're just chilling, bro.

Everybody wants to rush everything for you.

- Oh, my God. - You know what I mean?

- That pisses me off more than anything.

When people ask that to you, I get mad.

- Yeah.

- Because I'm like,

since when in life does anyone get married...

- Can't you just date someone? - In a year?

It's the rest of your life.

Pauly and Nikki built such a great foundation,

and I think they're doing it right.

- Yeah, you liking it out here?

- I love it here. - Happy for you.

Really loving the place.

You find your way back to the family like Italians do.

- The best part is, like,

my mom can, like, come to dinner anytime she wants.

- Yeah. - So.

- Maybe he was just moving back

to be closer to the one that got away.

I can see Angelina's house from here.

She's your neighbor still.

Jersey is the neighbor to New York,

so Angelina's your neighbor.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- I'm going to cheers to you guys.

Never again will I let a man bring me down.

- Amen!

- Finally seeing the girls, it was refreshing tonight.

Very happy that I went.

Great to get everything off my chest.

- I'm sorry, my kid keeps calling me, so I got to go.

- And I feel like, positivity just going forward.

And I'm going to be good.

- Love you. - Love you. Bye.

- So what's your plan, now, with the house?

Because for me, I have advice for you.

Sell the house as soon as you can...

- That's what I said.

- Get a friggin' condo in Hoboken.

You could get a penthouse.

- What am I, [bleep] ? - Wait. Excuse me.

What's wrong with having a condo?

- Many things. - I have a condo.

Do you not think me and Chris

could have afforded a bigger house?

- [laughing] Deena's pissed now.

- You saw our--

- You don't even want me to tell you what--

[music slows down]

- Your husband said something? - Yes.

- [gasps] - I don't really care.

We made beautiful memories.

And I like Posey.

- He said, "I don't understand why that type of house."

And I'm like--

- Because we were saving money. Even though I have money--

- Not that house.

The one that you just bought now.

[tense note]

- Oh, [bleep].

I think Deena's house is beautiful.

- I have a beautiful home. - Let's get this [bleep] going.

- You do, Dee.

- So you don't think that I can afford what you have?

- Oh, God. Did I really just do this?

- I don't need a house like Mike's.

- Your house is gorgeous.

- Oh, my God. Is he Bill Gates?

Well, Mike's house is crazy.

- I don't need a house like Jenni's.

- Where's the um--bellhop? [laughter]

- I don't need a house like yours.

- I am feeling mansion vibes.

- With a koi pond that you guys can't even [bleep] handle.

- Honey, I don't think the fish are alive.

- No, they're dead.

- Oh, I have a stone house! I have a [bleep] stone house!

Why do I need an-- a million dollar house?

- Dee, your house is gorgeous.

- Just to show it off? - Amen, girl.

- Up until last year... - [bleep] love you.

- I still had my Mazda.

- I drive a minivan!

- And I drive a [bleep] broken-down Lexus truck

can't even start.

- I like a farmhouse.

I don't need to show off my money.

Guess what? I love my farmhouse.

Because like, actually, I'm living smarter.

And it's big.

It's not like it's small.

- What else did Chris say about us?

- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

[bleep] you.

She'll have a wine in a to-go tub.

- Please? - And she will also.

♪ ♪

All right. I got to go, b*tches.

I just want to get home to my little house.

- Gina--oh, Gi-- [laughter]

- Gina. - Gina!

- Nice. - Gina.

- [laughs] - Deena!

- Deena, I was drinking. Deena, I'm--

- People are making fun of my house,

she's making fun of my name.

- Deena! - You know what?

I'm [bleep] done.

- ♪ Tell me what, tell me what you're working ♪

♪ Hold up, tell me what you're working with ♪

- Honey, you're never going to believe what's happening

in the streets right now.

I think I may have stumbled across some informations

that is just not only mind-blowing,

but it's gonna cause a lot of problems.

Now remember Old Bridge?

We had thought that Angelina had a side piece

and she claimed that it was just a friend.

- Banging a guy in the [bleep] Old Bridge?

- That is not true. Yo, this is my marriage.

- He wanted to let us know that it was true.

He's saying he's got the whole story.

- To who? - To me.

He hit me up on social medias.

In fact, he's had an affair with Angelina

for about two years.

Old Bridge got a little salty

that she's got a second side piece in another country.

So what happened was, the side piece in America

became besties with the husband.

- [gasps] - Yes.

- Oh, my God. - I [bleep] you not.

They exchanged stories

and they both contacted me the same day.

- No. They didn't.

- ♪ Hey, no pain, no gain ♪

♪ Got to keep my head in the game ♪

♪ Still shine when they throw dirt on my name ♪

♪ It's nothing ♪

- Peanut, don't pee on my bed.

Please, please don't pee on Mommy's bed.

Guess where I'm going today.

See this? I'm getting it done today.

If you want to fix and change something about your body,

do what you need to do.

Get your [bleep] nose job.

Get your boobs done.

Get your a*s done.

I want people to not even see that I even did it.

But then from the side they see I did it.

Like, there's, like, a change,

but not a change, but a change, but not a change.

[quirky upbeat music]

- The side piece reached out to me

on the 'gram, sent a ton of receipts,

video, audio, text messages, the whole nine.

And a couple hours later, the husband reached out to me.

- I don't know what he's trying to pull,

but, like, he's literally going around

talking [bleep] about me to everyone.

- So I recorded that [bleep].

I didn't want people to think that I was lying

if there was an inconsistency with the information.

I didn't want people to think that I was spreading lies.

So I was like, [bleep] this [bleep].

I'm like, I'm going to record this.

Yeah.

- Now we have found out that that whole time

when she was playing the victim and saying,

"You destroyed my wedding," well, no, no, no, no, no.

No one destroyed your wedding.

You actually destroyed your own wedding.

She wasn't being truthful the whole time.

This is too messy. This is a dumpster fire.

This can't be left up to BDS to just make a decision

on what to do right now.

I need my besties to be like,

"Yo, what are we gonna do with this?"

Once you tell me, you tell my friends.

And that's how it is.

I don't really keep any secrets.

I'm sending it to the squad right now

because I am shooketh.

Am I guilty of anything? I don't know.

Do I stir the pot sometimes?

Maybe. Maybe.

This is like [bleep] an episode of "Maury."

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[phone line trilling]

- Hi, handsome.

- I'm driving right now. - How's everything?

- Oh, it's good.

- Bro, what is going on with this family, my guy?

- Yeah, I-- something's going on.

- Man, the drama never stops with our family.

Mike sent us a group chat saying that apparently

Angelina leaked the speech.

And now this article comes out saying the same thing.

And boom, girls are beefing again on social media.

I can't keep up.

I'm like, what is going on?

Every single time I turn around,

there's another article.

- ♪ Bring it back ♪

- Here we go again.

The wedding speech is the speech that keeps on giving.

Just when I thought it was over, boom,

they're at it again on Twitter.

Who's blocking who, who's tweeting who,

who's tagging who, who's liking tweets,

who's retweeting tweets.

I can't keep up.

- ♪ I'm trying to live ♪

♪ But everybody stepping on ya ♪

♪ Chasing the years when the cheers were saying ♪

- I'll tell you one thing.

I can't go through what we went through

before after the wedding.

It was like a year of the girls not talking.

- Just when you think it's over.

- It's drama, man.

All I'm saying is, this all stems from you.

- Yeah, it's all my fault.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Drop it down low one time ♪

♪ Who they want to test? ♪

- Secret scheme.

"Jersey Shore" Angelina leaked costars Snooki,

Jenni and Deena's wedding toast online to make them look bad.

[dramatic music]

Mike sent the group chat a recorded conversation

between him and Angelina's husband, Chris,

stating Angelina sold the speech.

According to a source,

Angelina told her now-estranged husband Chris

that she was the one who secretly shared audio

of her bridesmaids' over-the-top speeches

at her own wedding to social media,

which led fans to attack Nicole, Jenny, and Deena.

It's like, [bleep], like, digging up a dead body

and just, like, throwing it back in your face.

I don't [bleep] know, man.

- That's crazy.

- Angelina swore on her cats and dog and everything

in between that she had nothing to do with the leaked speech.

I can't even [bleep] speak right now, I'm so agitated.

And now seeing it published makes it factual

that, like, she [bleep] lied.

And that pisses me off.

- They layin' down for way too long ♪

♪ They tried to get me, but now it's gone ♪

♪ Focused on what I want to become ♪

♪ ♪

- "Jersey Shore's" Angelina leaked co-stars' wedding toasts

to make them look bad.

- Whoa.

- So all--all the tea's coming out now.

Angelina is--is definitely going through a mess.

The information came from the husband.

The story eventually was leaked.

Now we have a messy situation.

She's probably on like, DEFCON right now.

- That whole year took like, I don't know,

ten years off my life

where she could have just [bleep] been honest.

Like, "Yeah, b*tch, I leaked it.

You deserved it. We can move on."

Just be truthful.

She'll never admit it, though.

- The common denominator is Angelina.

Try not to have more than side pieces,

you know what I'm saying? - [chuckles] God.

- Like, people will not try to expose you

and sell stories to the press.

- I'm excited to get Mike's side

and I'll see what his take is on all this in El Paso.

- I know.

- He always got the tea, like, the real tea.

- I have to admit that I was a willing participant

in the beginning because I was just like, I guess, curious.

I didn't cause this chain reaction.

Cheating on your husband with multiple people

caused the chain reactions.

Do you think I want to deal with this?

All of these lies, I guess, are catching up with her.

- The dirty laundry always comes out in the wash.

♪ ♪

- But I don't know. What are we going to do?

You think she's going to show up in El Paso or no?

- I don't know.

Because this girl, like, she keeps going dark

and like, traveling all over the world.

- I don't know what it's going to be like

when everybody is back together again.

The girls are beefing.

I don't want to ruin the vibe in El Paso.

I don't know, my dude.

It's going to be an interesting trip.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What's up, my guy? - What up, kid?

- Good to see you. - Ready to get this workout in?

- Yo, let's get it.

- Watch the dog [bleep].

True New York experience right here, baby.

♪ ♪

- Are you excited for Vegas?

- Yeah, bro. It's my third time.

Word on the street is they might be adding

a little bit of jump rope flair at Chippendales.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

We got to find a way to do it. - Oh. All right.

Do you have to do that choreo-graphy--

- Choreo-graphy?

- Is--it's choreo-graphy? Yeah.

- [chuckles] It's choreography.

[laughter]

- ♪ All my girls bad, doing bad things ♪

♪ Big Birkin bags big cars and big brains ♪

- Hey.

Oh, fire pit!

Oh, it's so cute out here.

- Thank you.

- How adorable, Dee.

- Right?

- Cheers to an impromptu people lunch.

- Meeting. - Yes.

Cheers.

- Mm, fried meatballs are good.

- Speaking of meatballs.

- Speaking of meatballs,

I'm so excited for our "Meatball Show."

So me Nicole have totally been brainstorming

for "The Meatball Show."

So today, we're just throwing out ideas.

- We just have to reach out to all the celebrities

that we want.

- We need people that are going to vibe with us.

Tori Spelling.

- Oh, Tori would literally tell you the craziest [bleep].

- Devon Sawa. Why don't you message him?

- Oh, my God, I have Paris Jackson in my phone.

Did I meet her drunk at a club?

- Probably.

- Amy Schumer.

Mike was one of my--

- She actually-- I used to talk to her.

I'm going to DM her. It's happening.

- DM Amy Schumer. - [bleep].

Hey, Mama, me and my girl Deener

are doing a "Meatball Show"

and you are our dream guest

because you are a meatball mama just like us.

- That's great.

- God, I feel like I'm asking her on a date.

Mrs. Schumer. - I don't know.

[quirky upbeat music]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

I'm going to send it.

Whoo! I sent it!

Whoo!

- One, two.

♪ ♪

That's how we do.

Jab.

Jab. - Damn it.

- Double jab.

- Damn, who knew strippers train like this?

Damn, he's going at it.

♪ ♪

- One, two. One, two.

- There you go. - Connect, connect.

- It looks cleaner like that.

- There you go.

- Looking good, Mike.

- I know, man. - Thanks you, bro.

- That guy almost took you out a couple of times.

I saw it. - Nah, nah.

- What the hell is this?

- Water. - It's just water?

- Yeah, but they brand it like it's--

it's a crazy kind of energy drink.

- Yeah, I'll take some water right now.

- He told me that the guy who started this, I think,

was sober. - Oh, really?

- So he wanted to, like, do something when he was out.

- Uh-huh. Yeah.

Listen, being-- everyone knows being

sober is probably the best thing

I've ever done for myself.

Because all my energy that was directed towards negativity,

is now directed towards everything positive in my life.

- Angelina. - [laughs]

- It's now directed towards Angelina.

- But as--obviously, you can see,

the old me and the new me are beefing.

- They're battling, yeah.

- They're beefing over how to handle that situation.

- I can see.

It's like you, got the Old Sitch versus the New Sitch,

BDS, facing off in the ring.

The Old Sitch is coming out a little bit.

He was not shy to like, start problems just for fun.

- Mike went up to Jose.

He actually said, "Bro, did Angelina tell

you what she had to tell you?"

And I was like, "Oh, yeah."

- BDS is different. BDS is like, kind and positive.

That Old Sitch is still kind of in him, you know.

David Banner's like turning into the Hulk

and he's like fighting it.

That's kind of what Mike's going through.

- I never been to El Paso. - I thought that was in Mexico.

- No, no, El Paso is Texas.

- We haven't done a OG trip in so long.

- We haven't.

I'll be honest, I'm a little interested

to see when we all get together because there

seems to be a little bit of unhashed beef

going on in the streets.

- I know, the girls are beefing

and Old Sitch and New Sitch are beefing.

I know who's going to win. [laughter]

- ♪ I always keep it low key ♪

♪ Push forward on low speed, shades on that's low beam ♪

♪ ♪

- I'm going to get the bandages off my nose finally.

I'm getting to see what my new nose looks like.

Today, right now, I'm not feeling good at all.

"The Sun" posted an article

about how I leaked the wedding speech, which is bull[bleep].

And it's really sad that the roommates believe

everything Chris is saying.

I didn't leak the wedding speech.

I don't give a [bleep].

They are very fast to judge, they are very fast to get mad.

And it sucks.

- Listen, if we go to El Paso,

we'll be so close to Mexico,

we can hear it from the side piece himself.

- Or actually, one of the side pieces.

- One of the side pieces.

- And that is your problem. - Yeah.

- When you have a side piece, the side piece

always comes back to visit you

like the Ghost of Christmas Past.

- Mm-hmm.

- And that's exactly what happened here.

Old Bridge came back around and says,

"Where the tendies at?" - Yeah.

- Mike loves everyone else's business.

This literally feels like the good old days.

- Mike is [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]!

- I didn't do [bleep]. - [bleep] you!

Mike, I'm not kidding! [glass shatters]

- Who's going to be the bad guy?

Situation.

No problem.

[overlapping shouting]

[dramatic music]

- You [bleep] suck! - Yeah. So I'm lying?

I'm lying?

- [indistinct] - Yeah, all right.

- Just shut the [bleep] up! - You shut the [bleep] up!

♪ ♪

- This is gonna be crazy.

- OG trip is happening.

♪ ♪

- Being lied to about so many things,

I mean, obviously, we're going to be upset.

- Like, my wall is going to go up again.

- It's time to put up boundaries.

- Well, if she comes to El Paso, it is what it is.

- I don't know how much more I could take of this.

- ♪ I'm way too high living my life ♪

♪ All the naysayers, send them bye-bye ♪

♪ Losing track of time ♪

- Amy Schumer's typing! - No way.

Is she really? - [screams]

- Are you-- - She's typing!

- She wrote! - [screams]

Stop!

[screams]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[screams]

- What? Did she say yes?

[both screaming]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. Amy Schumer is coming on our show!

♪ ♪

Why am I crying?

- Great. So she said, "Sure!"

Exclamation point. She's gonna--

I'm gonna die.

- Amy Schumer's going to your house.

- I need to fix things up!

- Make sure you mow your lawn.

Mow your [bleep] lawn. - Oh, my God.

We need to get a new fence. - And wash your windows.

- ♪ When they go low, then we go high ♪

♪ When they say low, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ Don't you know, don't you know ♪

♪ We can control it ♪

- All right.

- Let's see.

All right. Here we go.

- Wow. - There it is.

Are you ready to look?

- Oh, my God. - All right, the big reveal.

- [sighs] Okay.

- Let me know when you're ready.

- All right. Let's do this. I'm excited.

- Here you go.

- Oh, my God.

It's so much shorter, which is what I wanted.

- Perfect.

- Ta-da!

I have a new nose, everyone.

I know it's very swollen still, but I really like it.

- There was one complication during surgery, though,

just with your blood pressure.

Dr. Ted would like to have a more formal

appointment with you next week to further

discuss your blood pressure.

- Was it, like, high? - Yeah.

- All right. - So it's high.

So he'll talk to you about it next week, though.

And then we are going to have you see a cardiologist

to get it further worked up.

- [sighs] That doesn't seem too good.

So for me to hear that I have high blood pressure

during a surgery that is that intense,

very, very scary for me.

With all the Chris stuff, all the roommate drama,

I think that stress is really playing

a big part in my high blood pressure problem.

And now there's this trip to El Paso.

This is like a nightmare.

Wow, you just hit me with a--

with a crazy thing right now.

- ♪ Trying to reach another level ♪

♪ I'm not done yet ♪

♪ Be a master at my craft is my mindset ♪

- Yo. - Yo, my guy.

I'm with our boy, Vinny, right now.

We just finished a workout.

- MVP in the building. - Oh, word up.

What are you guys doing?

- We just got some boxing in. - Oh, word.

- And yo, Pauly, the Old Sitch and the New Sitch are beefing.

Because the Old Sitch wants to expose Angelina

but the New Sitch is like, "Nah, I'm a good guy."

- We will see when we all get together what happens.

But I guess--

I guess it's a wait and see right now.

- You know what you can do,

just do like, you can pull a Trent.

Blame it on Trent so you can blame it on Old Sitch.

- Yeah, but he doesn't drink.

- I was hoping to get everybody together in El Paso,

but there's still some drama between Angelina

and the rest of the girls.

This could be really bad.

- All right, bro. We'll let you get back to it.

- All right, man. - See you in Texas.

- All right, see you in Texas.

♪ ♪

- Now El Paso is coming up.

- I'm excited. - I'm so excited.

- Do you think everyone will go?

- I don't know.

I mean, I was a little hurt when I found out

she did sell the speech because I feel like

she swore on everything that she didn't leak that speech.

- She swore on literally everything,

her family, her animals.

- That one year was-- it mentally broke me.

And then, like, when I was able to get over it

and, like, me and her, like,

actually started a great friendship,

and then knowing she was the one that put--

like, put me through that on purpose,

I'm like, you know, now it's like I'm hurt.

And I feel like how--

how do I trust someone knowing, like,

they do have the capability of doing that?

It sucks.

Because the aftermath of the speech was terrible.

We got a lot of, like, hate online.

It definitely, you know, made my anxiety worse.

But we've all moved on from it.

Since the wedding drama,

I've been trying to help Angelina mend relationships.

- I need a friend at this point.

- I am your friend.

You have to sit down, have a civilized conversation,

and get down to the bottom of it.

- Never point that finger in my [bleep] face again!

- Okay, enough.

I don't think Angelina really appreciates our friendship,

but I just want to stop talking about it at this point.

Will I be friends with her %?

No. Like, my wall is going to go up again.

♪ ♪

- I literally wasted a year of my life on the speech.

- Yeah.

[phone line trilling]

- Hi, how did it go?

Ange?

- I will never do that to myself again.

- And that's it.

- [sighs]

[soft dramatic music]

[phone line trilling]

- Hi, how did it go? Ange?

- Mm-hmm? - Are you okay?

- [sighs]

I'm a little upset, actually, because--

- Why? What? Did you want--yeah?

- So she took the cast off. Everything looks so good.

It's a little swollen at the tip.

But then she told me at the end

that my blood pressure was very high during the surgery.

Like at years old, like, that doesn't usually happen.

- Are you surprised?

I don't typically consider you a relaxed person.

[Angelina sighs]

- I am very stressed out all the time

'cause of all the drama that goes on in my life.

And this is what I think is really, really,

really causing me to have high blood pressure.

It's like I'm constantly having to deal with the stress

of everything, with the roommates coming at me

for a wedding speech that was, like, years and years ago.

I got to deal with the tabloids telling--

making up lies.

♪ ♪

- At this point, I just wish she would just admit

like, "Okay I sold the speech. It is what it is."

- I mean, it would be nice to actually get the truth.

- It would be nice to get the truth.

- Like girl, literally say it.

- But do I think she's going to tell us the truth?

No.

- And then on top of it is that Chris is literally

trying to sabotage me.

The roommates are believing everything Chris says.

You know, I have to battle them now.

Why would you [bleep] people believe my husband over me?

He's trying to [bleep] ruin my whole life.

And you know what? Shame on Mike.

You got involved with my [bleep] business

and now [bleep] hit the fan.

It's just very hurtful.

- I would love for her to have a little bit

of accountability, but you can't really

expect that from everyone.

You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll see. - So we'll see.

- I don't understand why they're acting

like they knew Chris before me.

Like, it just makes no sense why they're so involved.

So mind-blowing to me.

We've had many conversations with the roommates

not to put [bleep] on social media.

- If you have a problem with us, come to us.

Don't put it on social media.

- Is that something that you're--

- That's fine. I want the same respect.

- What do you think?

- No, I won't take it to social media.

♪ ♪

- You're not wrong for feeling that way.

Regardless of what you might have done wrong,

no one else should be taking it personally.

- I mean, we shouldn't have done the speech with did.

- Oh, my God we were so wrong for doing that.

- It was what it was.

We apologized. - Yeah.

- They just want to keep just

going and listening to people.

They're listening to everyone.

- Being lied to on several occasions

about so many things, I mean, obviously,

we're going to be upset.

- Everyone should just

respectfully stay in their lane

and let you and Chris handle it.

No one should be picking up the phone to him.

- I'm excited for the OG trip, though, kid.

- Yeah, me too.

I have no idea what's gonna happen out there.

I don't.

- Well, if she comes to El Paso, it is what it is.

- It's time to put up boundaries.

Draw a line in the sand.

- If she doesn't, then we enjoy each other's company.

♪ ♪

- I don't know how much more I can take of this.

- Don't give up.

- ♪ You were the love I was waiting for ♪

♪ ♪

- My heart breaks for you.

♪ ♪

- Oh, yeah. El Paso! Yeah!

- [screaming]

- [screams]

- Is this the Old Sitch the New Sitch?

- Mike is heavily invested in this new drama with Angelina.

- Unfortunately,

she decided to pre-ej*cul*te and sell the speech.

We were at our lowest and Nicole quit

while she was [bleep] somebody else.