05x06 - The Blessification

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- I have a surprise about tomorrow.

- What's that? - Oh, my God.

- Okay, they wouldn't baptize Romeo

if I didn't redo my baptism and we're gonna do it tomorrow.

- You're . Like, you didn't get baptized?

- You and hubby are having real turbulent issues.

- I need some guidance in my life.

My grandmother said this pet psychic,

maybe she could help you.

- She really doesn't like Chris.

- And why doesn't she like him?

- 'Cause she don't like her.

Hi.

- What?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat gospel music]

all: ♪ The Blessification, The Blessification ♪

[upbeat music]

- Hey, how are you? - Hi.

- I'm Sarah. I have the doves.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. - Didn't know it was so many.

- I told you to bring the wax. - I have the doves.

Oh, doves this time of the year.

Why I think one just [...] get on me.

Now, they'll-- they're gonna fly.

They're gonna come right back or they--

- They go back to my house. - They know where to go?

- Yes. - How cool is that?

- They have a microchip in their little band

and when they fly in the window at home,

it'll scan to a computer.

It'll tell us what number came home at what time.

- They fly to Toms River from here?

- Yes. They are in the sky.

- Oh, my God. He's so warm.

- Do you wanna let them go now before you do the rest?

- Oh, my God.

Is it like a practice test? - Absolutely.

- Release the doves!

Whoo! - Amazing.

- This is so cool.

- What did you guys think?

- I think she said everything we already knew.

- When you were moving into that big house

after you and Roger divorced, were you nervous to live alone?

- Yeah.

Yeah, and just, like, so many things fell apart,

but at that point, I would just laugh.

- That must have been scary.

- Don't have that be the reason why Chris is there.

God, no.

- Maybe it's just time to evolve

and be independent, Angelina.

Girl, you only live once.

You wanna be in a happy, beautiful marriage.

- I just think this is his lifestyle,

but you're not his lifestyle.

- What I take away from this whole session with Teressa is

I am going to take, like, full charge

of just going to buy another house.

Why did I fall for this?

- We all do.

[door opens] - Oh, God.

What are you doing? - Hey, what's up?

- Oh, ciao.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Has he heard us? Did he know about the psychic?

Like, oh [bleep]. I gotta go.

♪ ♪

[silverware clatters]

♪ ♪

- We should go. - Let's go.

- Well, I'm going. I have to go home.

I'm actually gonna head out now to get ready

'cause I actually have no idea what I'm wearing.

I'll see you later.

- See you in a little bit.

[silverware clattering]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Drink so much that I can't even focus ♪

♪ Smoke so much that I can't even-- ♪

- ♪ Hold that, won't you hold that ♪

- [mumbling indistinctly]

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.

- What up? Uncle Nino's here.

- [smooches] - He's a priest.

You know his nickname, right?

Holy [bleep]. - [laughs]

- When he thought about holy, religious,

you're the first name that popped up.

- Exactly. Sometimes the Lord sends a sinner to do his work.

- Right. [chuckles] - Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- We're good to go. - Let's go.

♪ ♪

- Here we go.

- I feel like Mike is

just gonna make this absolutely ridiculous.

We've started with a pet psychic

and now we're going to a -year-old man

getting baptized.

Definitely a weird day,

but not, like, the weirdest for us.

♪ ♪

- I need a nice glass of wine. - I need one bad.

- ♪ 'Cause you know your boy drippin' ♪

- Hey, [speaks Italian] Where's the meatballs?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my.

- So dramatic.

- All right, here are the girls.

- I was just gonna have a meatball, and I see meatballs.

What's up?

- Oh, what's up, gals?

- Oh, my God. We are hungry.

- Hi, Vin. - Good to see you.

- Hi, guys.

- How does it feel to be the godfather?

- Oh, amazing.

- See, you're godparents. Congrats.

- Where's the baptism boy?

- He's getting dressed.

- ♪ Catch me, Jesus, I'm falling ♪

♪ Hear me, Jesus ♪

- Let's go, Romeo. It's your big day.

- Oh, it's the man of the hour!

[cheers and applause]

The man of the hour and the woman of the hour!

- So cute. - So cute.

- Come on up. - All right.

- Ceremony time.

[upbeat music]

- Before we get started on this special, special day,

I have a special, special gift for my godson right here.

Being the godfather that I am, this one's from my heart.

- Okay.

- Okay, guys, we're we ready for you.

- Oh, my God. What is this?

- Here we go, here we go!

all: ♪ Amazing grace ♪

- For you, my friend. - Oh, my God.

- Is that a choir? - Oh, my God.

[laughter]

- Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Guys, guys, this is beautiful.

- The song we rehearsed. - Oh, yes.

- Yes, the song. Pew, pew.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild, Let's party! ♪

all: ♪ The Blessification, The Blessification ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ The Blessification, The Blessification ♪

♪ Today ♪

- This is exactly why Pauly D was my choice for godfather

because if I would've chosen Vinny,

he probably would have been on the side eating bacon, okay?

And then doing some sort of standup routine,

and then he would have done the worm.

He would have done the worm.

all: ♪ The Blessification, The Blessification ♪

♪ Today ♪ [laughter]

- I mean, I could've gotten, like, a choir too,

but you know what?

I'm not the godfather, so, psh.

all: ♪ The Blessification, The Blessification ♪

♪ Today ♪

- Amazing! You guys nailed it.

[cheers and applause] - That is great.

- God bless, God bless.

First of all, I wanna say to everybody that

this morning, I spoke to Jesus

and I might [bleep] up a little bit.

[laughter]

I like to welcome everybody here today.

I'm Uncle Nino, patron of Guidos.

- There will be subtitles. Don't worry.

[laughter]

I thought it was you. [laughter]

Mike, Situation, to express a great happiness

for the arrival, the classification.

- Blessification. - Blessification.

- Blessification. - Yeah.

- [indistinct] [bleep] I said?

- You said classification.

- Between your freaking psychic today, now this.

- Deena, shut the [bleep] up.

all: Oh! [laughter]

- Language.

- We're all going to hell.

- Give your love and support and this man--wish him--

- It's a wedding? - Blessings of the day.

- It's a ratchet wedding.

- Why don't they, like, let someone do this who can read?

- Uncle Nino is great to have at a baptism

because he's the life of the party,

but I don't know if he's a good person

to be giving the baptism.

- Yeah. - Blessification!

The Blessification!

- Guys, I love you.

- Love you, too. - Love you, too.

- See you on the other side.

- Oh, you're going in, in? - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

- [Nino speaking indistinctly]

- Oh, my God.

The water was freezing, okay?

- In the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Boy, sit your ba*ls and all the way back.

- Go! - One, two, three. Go.

[cheers and applause]

- Yay!

- I feel like Mike's doing the polar bear plunge

rather than getting baptized.

And who blessed this water?

[cheers and applause]

Uncle Nino blessed the water? Good luck, Mike.

- You did it! [applause]

[soft upbeat music]

♪ ♪

all: Oh!

- It was certainly a shock to the system for sure,

but now I'm a new man.

- Do you guys have a song for a chooch? Any chooch songs?

- Don't listen to him.

all: ♪ He is a chooch ♪

♪ He is a chooch ♪

- Everybody say chooch, chooch!

all: ♪ He is a chooch ♪ - ♪ Chooch, chooch, chooch ♪

all: ♪ He is a chooch, he is a chooch ♪

- Oh, that's beautiful.

- They ended it with

the freaking long chooch at the end.

[laughter]

- God bless you. - You did it, you did it.

- All right, guys, it's time for the doves.

Release the doves.

- Mine's coming out.

[squeals] Oh, my God. My--

[squeals] - No, no, no, no! Angelina!

- Who said this was a good idea?

- [screams] It pooped on me!

The dove just took a [bleep] on my chest.

- It pooped on her.

- [screams]

[bleep] my life.

- Angelina, you need the good luck.

- You need all the luck you can get, girl.

- Bless your day, Angelina.

Dee!

[all shouting]

- I feel like if anybody wasn't gonna be able

to hold on to a dove, it would be me.

I'm sorry, like,

I--I felt weird holding onto it too tight.

- Guys, get ready.

- Don't throw them.

- And you just-- - No, just release.

- Just--just release.

- These doves wanna go the [bleep] home.

all: Blessification!

all: ♪ What once was lost ♪

♪ But now, I'm found ♪

- They're going the wrong way.

- Tom's River's that way!

♪ ♪

- Well, what else did this thing say? Anything else?

- She said I had health issues and I need iron.

- Really? - Oh, like, I see it.

- You two are the [bleep] worst.

- I heard she was a doctor before she was a psychic.

[laughter]

- Get back on a flight,

go back into your [bleep] mother's basement.

all: Oh!

- What would you do? - I be, like, [bleep] pissed.

I'm not dealing with it,

not even think of it, just file and go.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Won't you bless me? ♪

- It's not even my Blessification

and I feel blessed!

all: Blessification! [cheering]

- I've never felt so blessed in my life.

all: ♪ Blessification ♪

♪ Blessification ♪

♪ Blessification ♪

♪ ♪

- I feel blessed.

All right, guys. [indistinct]

Being Blessified makes a man hungry.

I got chicken parm, pasta.

- Calories and carbs don't count on Blessification day.

- Shrimp scampi over here.

- I'm starving.

- Don't forget a meatball, man. [inaudible].

- One's chicken, one's eggplant.

- This is chicken, babe.

- Get that white pasta with the sausage.

- This is eggplant.

- Babe, don't forget to give me one of the meatballs.

- I heard you!

- What about one of the meatballs?

You act like you ain't never been

in a Blessification before.

- That is a massive meatball.

You would think that there's people at this party

based on the spread.

I mean, full out.

- What's that? Chicken parm?

- Yeah, this is chicken marsala.

It's Mike we're talking about, so any excuse.

- A little bit. - [laughing] Ew!

What is wrong with you?

[laughter]

- What's wrong?

- I know--I know that I'm iron-deficient.

I don't take my iron. - Deena.

This pet psychic said you have a health issue, Deena.

- The other thing is you have a health issue.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah, you're vitamin D-deficient

and you need some more iron.

- You have to handle Deena with care and gloves.

- Yeah, this girl [bleep] my whole day up.

- I'm gonna say, like, "Hey, girl.

"You're looking a little pale. Maybe pop some iron.

"Get a blood panel, but you--you're k*lling it.

You're looking great."

Gotta hit her high.

You can't do what Teresa did to her.

- She said I had health issues and I needed iron.

- Really?

- Deena, have some of that red meat.

It's got some iron in it.

Oh, my God. Who's iron-deficient?

- Deena is, like, deficient, like, in multiple vitamins.

- Oh, my God. Stop it.

- Yeah, fully, I see it.

- It's like I was wondering if we can get her a multi.

I didn't want to say anything, but.

- Imagine if something comes back bad,

you guys are all gonna be sad.

- So it's just Deena that's unhealthy?

[laughter]

- I could show you I made an appointment.

- Oh, my God. [laughter]

- I did!

- Deena, we're [bleep] with you.

- You are fine. - Oh, I know. I would, too.

- So what else did this thing say? Anything else?

- I mean, I don't know even know where to begin.

It was just-- - It was a lot.

- I'm trying to not think about this pet psychic,

but my mind keeps going back to that place

where she was telling all this [bleep] about my husband.

What is this to do with [bleep] sex?

- He's in the city all the time.

- He's getting [bleep] from the city?

[dramatic notes]

- But she solidified on saying your man steps out on you.

- Oh, damn. - Oh, God. He has no clue.

- When did this happen? - Oh.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my--

said he was was getting [bleep] rub-and-tugs too and [bleep].

- What's the address to the rub-and-tug?

Just wondering. For research.

- [laughs]

- Those are all the negatives.

Are there positives?

- He watches her cats. - Okay.

- Oh, he watches your p*ssy-- your pussies.

- Staying in a marriage that you're unhappy with?

Time is money.

Time is--you know, you're wasting your own youth.

- I think we all wanna see you happy and

none of us have in a very long time.

We don't wanna ask you every day how your relationship is.

- I don't want you guys to ask me every day. Trust me.

- But if you walk to the table every day with new issues.

You deserve to be happy.

- But, like, do what's best for you

and you have to really get the confidence to do it because

unless you have the confidence, it's not going to happen

and you're going to sit in a loveless marriage.

- Yeah.

- And that's, like, really--

that's actually extremely sad for both of you.

- Get a new man!

- If you don't wanna live alone,

Vinny also lives alone right now.

- Uh-huh!

- You guys can do that whole roommate situation.

- Stop it! - Roommates, roommates!

- Roommates. They can split the rent /.

He's doing all these double shots at love.

His love's right there.

- Ah, [bleep]!

- Whatever it is, though,

I would just listen to that psychic

because they seem like they're % accurate.

- When it comes to the health stuff, like, she was--

that you gotta believe, 'cause it's health.

- You're stupid. - [laughs]

- Yeah, we're stupid, but that psychic was smart.

- Yeah, that psychic. - I hate you.

You two are the [bleep] worst.

- I heard she was a doctor before she was a psychic.

[laughter]

- Get back on a flight,

go back into your [bleep] mother's basement.

all: Oh!

- [indistinct] Lives with Angelina now.

They moved in. - Yeah.

- You guys are roommates now. Oh, my God.

[bleep] my life.

[soft dramatic music]

- I feel like the pet psychic really made Angelina

just freak out inside

and she's just, like, spinning in her own head.

Angela, let's go have a drink over there.

Grab your drink.

I just wanna make sure Angelina is okay

because you can tell she's uncomfortable

and now she's worried that Chris

is having relations outside of the marriage.

So it's just too much.

All right, cheers. - Cheers.

- Well, I know you're not okay.

I feel like a lot went on. - [sighs]

It was a rough day for me and you guys, especially her.

- When you're iron deficient, you get moody. They said that.

- It was just like a whirlwind of like--like piles on [...].

- Mm-hmm.

- I kind of knew everything

but, like, I was kinda questioning it.

Like, I didn't know %. That's why I was asking her.

I didn't mean to bring it up,

but, like, I just wanted to know.

- 'Cause I know you hate it, but you do have your deadline.

It's like a real thing. With your lawyer.

- What would you do?

- I think not even think of it and just file and go.

- Is it weird that I want to try one more time?

- No.

Make that the one more time.

- It sucks to hear it.

Well, you should not be in a loveless marriage.

I agree with that, but my heart and my mind,

they kind of play tug of w*r with each other.

And then there's a side of me, that's, like, well,

just because you have a long history with somebody

doesn't mean you should stay in something if you don't want it.

I already know what the answer is.

I just don't know how to...

pull the eject button.

I always look at the good at somebody

even if they treat me [bleep] so [bleep] bad.

And I was--you know how I am. I was never like this.

I don't know what happened.

- Yeah, maybe you need to bring the old Angelina back

for your divorce.

- I lost myself.

- ♪ I think it's time to find something ♪

♪ Better ♪

♪ I'm used to this ♪

- ♪ Feelin' all the love I never got ♪

- Gonna be here for you, but we just want to be happy.

- I feel uneasy, I don't feel good about myself.

I don't feel good about my [bleep] whole life right now.

I don't wanna go through a divorce,

especially when that person is a staple in your life.

You have a lot of history. It's hard.

Marriage is not a [bleep] easy thing at [bleep] all.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

- I'm good.

- It's a happy part. Yeah.

- I wouldn't say it's happy but it's, like, medium.

- The psychic medium? - [chuckles] Shut up.

- I just wanna thank everyone.

Big shout out to my godfather in the building.

Pauly D. [laughter]

- Sit down, Vinny.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- And Vinny, thank you so much for not being my godfather.

all: Oh!

- I know.

- I got a lot of things on my plate.

- You got a lot of things on your plate, you know?

You were a little moody when you got here.

But after having some iron in the meat--

[laughter]

- Yeah, how is your health? - The iron is, like, not there.

- I hate you all.

- Can MVP assemble at my house small for a GTL?

- Let's do it. - Boy's day.

- What's the girls doing? - Hair and makeup at my house.

- Oh.

- I won't have a sitter,

so I will meet you guys at the restaurant.

- I'm so excited because I have a huge surprise tomorrow

for Jenni and Zack.

Since they got engaged, like, none of us have celebrated it.

- We really haven't.

- Like, you know how she always said,

"When pigs fly, I'm gonna get married."

- Mm-hmm.

- We could do a pig theme.

- Oh, my God. Stop.

- She was, like,

"I can't wait to celebrate them getting married."

- All right, guys, grab some food and goodnight.

- Whoo! - Thank you.

- Yeah, take food home.

- And get the [bleep] out. [chuckles]

- Uncle Nino, I love you. - I love you! [indistinct]

♪ ♪

- Let me get this straight. A lady who talks to animals

told you you needed to take more iron pills?

- [chuckling] Yes.

- Okay, and you're stressed out about this right now?

- I'm gonna get blood work done.

- Here's a suggestion.

When you go to the doctor,

do not tell them about this lady...

- [laughs]

- 'Cause they're gonna send you to a different doctor.

- Shut up, Chris.

- Why'd you even go there?

- I didn't even know that this person was there.

- Do you see how stupid and ridiculous this sounds?

- I know, but, like,

being she was right about me being anemic.

- Deena. - The girls kept saying

I was yawning a lot because I just was, like--

- Oh, my goodness. This hurts my head.

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I said, hold up, wait a minute ♪

♪ I'm about to get it ♪

♪ Yeah, I got my bars up ♪

♪ Poppin' up my fitness, can I get a witness? ♪

- Hey, Moseys.

What's up, guys? - Good morning.

- What's up, what's up?

- Zack and Vinny should be on their way as well.

- Oh, Vinny's coming? - Yeah.

- All right. - What's up, Vinny?

- It's not the godfather. - Oh, stop it. Come here.

Oh, damn. What up, my dude?

- What up, man? What up, bro? - What's up?

- What's going on? - It's a GTL baby.

We're gonna do the guy stuff and talk about guy things.

- Yeah, okay.

- There's a crazy amount of people at the house, too.

And makeup artists.

- Or a steakhouse?

- You know how extra all the girls are.

- ♪ I do what I want, I'm a boss b*tch ♪

♪ Got my own job, no rules, I'm bad ♪

- All right, guys, come on in. We gotta set up super quick.

We have a full day.

Tiny. - Nice to meet you.

- Nicola, Ashley, Crystal, and Christina.

- Party's here. I wanna pop some champagne, pop some wine,

and get this party started.

♪ ♪

- Come in. - Hello?

- Oh, hi. - Oh, hi.

- I feel like it's a special event right now.

[chuckles] Someone's getting married.

- She got engaged last year.

- Calm down. - It's happening.

- She wants to get married in years.

- Yeah. - In two years?

- or . - She changed her mind.

- to years. - Why?

- I'm afraid we're gonna go backwards.

- Oh, don't say that.

[soft dramatic music]

I feel like Jenni is not, like, a marriage person.

Like, she looks at marriage as, like, a--a legal document,

but Zack is her soulmate and I just feel like the party

will help her start enjoying the process

of being engaged right now.

Jenni, what's you and Zack's song?

- None. - Oh, my gosh. You need a song.

- ♪ Blessification ♪

[laughter]

- ♪ The Blessification ♪

- There is another big party.

The wedding. - The wedding.

- The wedding. - Yeah.

- You guys still doing that?

- Yeah, we haven't--no,

we haven't even talked about it yet, though.

- Damn. - No?

- For real. Yeah.

- After Jenni's first marriage and divorce,

she said she's never getting married again.

So I'm surprised

that Zack convinced her enough to get married again.

- Obviously, we will help you guys

prepare the bachelor party.

I am super excited

for Jenni and Zack's engagement party tonight.

I'm surprised that we are not

talking a lot more about this wedding.

- Well, if you want,

we can do the bachelor party at Chippendales.

- There you go.

- Angelina, I assume you're still coming.

- I'll call her. [phone line trilling]

- Are you FaceTiming her? - Mm-hmm.

[indistinct chatter]

Nothing. No answer.

Ghosted. Don't understand it.

- Maybe she's avoiding us from yesterday.

- Oh, well. Yeah, yesterday.

- Maybe Angelina needs, like, a minute

because yesterday was a lot for her

with hearing all of that and being upset.

So maybe she just needed a breather.

So I feel bad. That sucks.

- T talking about divorce, I don't think it's an easy step

to make to decide, but I think that's where she's conflicted.

- That's--yeah.

- Oh, wait did she write back?

- Said no glam with us. Question mark.

She said not today.

- I already burned calories!

- Good workout.

I'll see you guys later.

- Yeah, I'll see you in a few. - All right.

- ♪ I like the way you strut your stuff ♪

♪ Do you wanna play? I like it rough ♪

♪ Let me see you take it off ♪

- I'm done, pretty much.

- I'm gonna go back to get dressed

and I guess I'll meet up with you guys later.

You guys did an amazing job.

- You look phenomenal. - I know.

I look like a bad b*tch.

- You are a bad b*tch, honey.

- So I have to kidnap Nikki.

Like, b*tch, you have to come over and help me decorate

because I have to put all these pigs everywhere.

I'm doing this whole, like, when pigs fly theme.

Because Jenni literally said, "I will never get married again

unless pigs fly." You know like that expression?

So I went to the store and I got, like,

all these paint decorations... - No, you did not.

- And I need help setting it up.

- Okay. - Sorry, what are you doing?

- No, I'm talking to her!

- What are you saying?

I can't hear you.

[energetic music]

- We got, like, two seconds to get this done.

Happy engagement that you said you never were gonna do again.

- When pigs fly. - When pigs fly.

Jenni said when pigs fly you're gonna get married again,

so it just felt like the right theme.

- Hi, babe! - Hey, guys.

- What's up?

- ♪ We got the firework ♪

- Ready?

- Hey. - Oh!

- Oh, my God! [overlapping chatter]

- Hi, Deena. Where's Chris?

- He got stuck at work. - Unreal!

♪ ♪

- Hello?

all: When pigs fly!

- Happy engagement party.

- [bleep] roommates are screaming pigs fly.

There's pigs flying all over the walls.

Stop! [laughter]

- When pigs fly.

- There was one time years ago

that I said I would get married when pigs fly and here we are.

- This is your moment, girl. Do you like our decoration?

- Yes. - It's cute, right?

- I said that.

- You said, "When pigs fly, I would get married again."

- When I would get married again.

But literally right after you said that, this happens.

- Well, it just goes to show you anything's possible.

- When pigs fly.

- Oh, yeah. We should do our moment.

Say something everyone will do when pigs fly.

- Well, my famous one, apparently,

is when pigs fly, I'll remarry.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- I love engagement parties this time of the year.

- Deener?

- When pigs fly, I'll stop drinking wine.

- That was mine!

- Heard they have meatballs.

- When pigs fly, I'll stop having babies.

all: Oh!

- The girl's pregnant. - No.

- When pigs fly, The Situation will be sober.

- Well, you are sober. - Wait, you are sober.

- Well, pigs are flying today. - Exactly.

- We're trying to say when pigs fly like it's not gonna happen.

- But it did happen. - It did happen.

- It's stuff you'll never do. - No.

- And you actually do it.

- You don't have to actually do it.

- She actually did it. She said she wasn't going to do it.

- That's the point.

- That's adding another level to it.

- Yeah, but there's levels to [bleep], bro!

- Technically, pigs are flying right now.

- Who said the pigs are flying?

- Pigs don't fly, okay?

So she said. "I'll never get remarried."

Pigs would have to fly. - Sheisgetting married.

- So today pigs fly, bro. - Exactly.

- We're confused. - I'm so confused.

- We're not here because we're smart.

Just--we all know that.

You all know that.

We all know that.

Just okay. Moving on.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hello. When pigs fly, Angelina shows up!

[overlapping chatter]

- You're an angel. - You look nice.

- Angelina shows up and she looks great.

You missed all day.

But Chris is not with Angelina right now,

so that means that they're not good.

- Hi. [overlapping chatter]

- How are you? - Hi. Congrats, guys.

- I am mentally, emotionally drained,

but at the same time, I don't wanna miss

Jenni and Zack's engagement party tonight.

- Oh, damn. - Pauly, shut up.

- Where were you today?

- Busy doing [bleep] all day. - You all right?

- Yeah, you're like Vinny. Always busy.

♪ ♪

- Angelina is super off. She's super quiet.

Maybe she got into a big fight with Chris.

Maybe she's just having a bad day.

I'm not really sure what's going on.

I just hope she's okay.

- Yo, Angelina, is you good?

- I'm good. I'm just tired. - All right.

You know what?

There's gotta be a ton on Angelina's mind right now.

Yesterday, everyone was telling her

she's gotta get divorced

and now, she's at an engagement party.

Like, [bleep].

Well, we're glad to-- we're glad that you made it.

- Thank you.

And I just wanna take a breather.

I just wanna chill and just take everything in

and just enjoy the environment and enjoy company.

So tonight, I'm just trying to do that.

- While we're waiting for our steaks,

can I read your well-wishes?

all: Yeah!

- Oh, my God, you're gonna love mine.

- Maybe just say the name at the end.

- Well, I'm gonna actually try and guess.

[laughs]

"Follow DJ Pauly D on IG."

[laughter]

- Wait, who wrote that one?

[upbeat music]

- "Follow DJ Pauly D on IG."

[laughter]

- This way, you know where I'm at.

- Oh, my God, Pauly. - I wonder who that is.

- He knows.

- "I wish you both nothing but love and happiness."

all: Deena.

- That was me.

- Corny.

- You're [bleep] corny. [laughter]

- "Sometimes you need to lick the booty."

- This is definitely Vinny.

- And that goes for both of you.

- Well, you're disgusting, I'm corny. That's fine.

- This is really good handwriting.

- "Always be happy and love each other.

"Never yell at each other.

"Remember that family is all that matters.

"Don't forget to take in all the little moments.

I wish you all the fun and amazing healthy life together."

- Lauren's! - It's a woman.

- Nikki! - Nikki.

- Nikki. - No, I don't think so.

- Angelina. It's you.

- It's Angelina. - No way. Really?

Wow. [laughter]

- Angeliners. - What the [bleep]?

- What does that mean?

I can be sentimental sometimes, you know.

- That was very nice. - Here and there.

- Angelina's is the sweetest message.

It almost makes me like--

like my heart hurt for her 'cause I feel like

this is what she would love in a relationship.

- I just want to congratulate the happy couple.

To health and happiness in your future.

Nothing but the best for you guys.

Jenni took a chance a couple of years back

when she divorced Roger, you know?

It was probably an uncertain time for her,

but she had the courage to do that

and now look at her now.

Happily ever after.

I do wish that for someone else.

I don't know if she's gonna get there,

because it's change.

People don't like change.

- I love engagement parties! - We love you.

- I always cry at engagement parties.

- I wanna let you guys know that we're throwing a brunch

at my house as a little bit of a sendoff.

- Dope.

- I love you guys. To family.

[overlapping chatter]

♪ ♪

- Another party. Not for me.

- Oh, my God. - Whoa!

- He doesn't need salt. It's all up in there.

- Yeah.

- Thank you, everyone, for coming.

- It's been really great. - Why? You gotta go?

- Yeah, actually. [laughter]

- Sorry, I have to get my kids.

I didn't know it was gonna turn into an engagement party.

Everyone just wanted to give us warm wishes,

love, congratulations.

It was honestly incredible.

And I'm so disappointed 'cause I have to leave now.

- All right. When she leaves, let's have Jenni's cake.

- Oh, yes! [laughter]

- Bye, honey. - See you tomorrow.

- See you guys in the morning. all: Bye.

- Don't forget to lick the booty.

- [coughing laugh]

- Oh, my gosh. - Whoa!

- Whoa! - Angelina got the COVIDs.

- Damn!

- That's the most she said tonight.

- That's the COVIDs.

- All right, guys, you ready?

- Yes. - Yes.

- All right, come on. - Love you too, man.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I know you will anyway ♪

- Hey, Paul. - Where's my little bag?

- Angelina's been super quiet all night.

She wasn't eating and I'm still a little worried about her.

I just wanna make sure Angelina is okay.

So how are you--like, how are you?

- I'm okay. - You seem like--

- I'm good. I'm just--

- You're good after everything yesterday and--

- Yeah.

- Are you really happy?

Are you really healthy?

Is it really what

you wanna spend the rest of your life doing?

- I feel like...

- All right. I just wanna check in.

- I'm, like, do I even believe this woman?

I don't even know. - Yeah, I don't know either.

- I don't know.

- I don't know what to believe anymore.

- Listen, it is what it is. - It's like am I gonna really

take my whole entire marriage

and just put it on some psychic's hands

and figure out what [bleep] gonna do with my life?

[soft dramatic music]

Like, there's all different people

pointing different directions,

but I have to listen to myself

and I have to, like, do what I wanna do.

- No, you need to sit down with Chris and actually talk to him.

- I know.

- That's what you have to do and like--

- But I'm gonna do that alone, not in front of anybody.

- Yeah, that's fine.

I feel like maybe everyone telling Angelina to leave Chris

maybe got to her.

Maybe she's not ready, you know?

And who are we to tell somebody to leave their husband?

- All right, well. - You know.

- Well, I'm glad that you're doing all right.

- Thank you. Yes, I don't know if I completely--listen,

I liked the psychic. She was nice.

- She was a nice lady. I don't know.

- Maybe she's just more right about animals.

[laughter]

- Big Daddy Sitch is off probation,

so we can go anywhere.

- Ellis Island. - Aruba!

- Russia. - Wait, where are you thinking?

- We are going into international waters.

- Yeah, let's go to Seaside! - [chuckling] Yeah.

- Oh, my gosh.

- ♪ Rock with me ♪

♪ All my girls, all my girls with me ♪

- ♪ Oh, my God ♪

- All right, honey, let's get ready.

The roomies should be showing up shortly.

Should we put these in-- in, like, a warmer?

I don't even know how to turn on this warmer.

- You turned it on for Chick-Fil-A

to warm your fast food.

[laughs] - Okay, come on.

- ♪ All my girls bossy 'round with me, I'm a savage ♪

♪ All my girls bossy ♪

♪ If they want it, they can have it ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ride with me, all my girls, all my girls with me ♪

- Hey, guys. He was so excited.

Aw.

It sucks that our week is basically over

and that Pauly and Nikki are leaving today.

- [shouts]

- This is gonna be amazing when they say,

"Where are the egg sandwiches?"

The egg sandwiches are in the warmer.

That's where they are at.

I have eggs sandwiches in the warmer.

- Look at you.

- I feel--I feel all like adulting right now.

I got the warmer over there. Egg sandwiches in there.

- You guys are, like, the number-one host.

- You know, when you guys come over, it's a big deal.

- I appreciate it.

♪ ♪

- Oh, damn. What up, family? - What up, bro?

You should just leave this [bleep] open.

- What's up?

- What you looking for, a dinosaur?

[toy squeaks]

- What's that? Like, a blacklight?

- Yeah. You can see dog pee in the rug with that.

- Don't use that in my room.

- [chuckles] - Yep.

- Is this a present?

- Mm, look what you got there. - A Balmain purse.

[laughter]

- Stop it. Does it work?

- Say, "Yeah, buddy."

Imagine if that was his first words.

"Yeah, buddy."

Yeah...buddy!

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Morning. - What's up, family?

- Hi, Mosey. - Come on, Mosey. Get inside.

- Hi, baby. - Come on.

- I love you, Mosey.

- This is coffee, croissants,

and egg sandwiches are in warmer.

- Oh, yeah.

- We have a warmer here, guys.

- Mike always has the best foods

and I'm excited for brunch.

Kind of like, you know, our last hurrah.

I feel like this week went by so quick

and there wasn't really a lot of drama besides Angelina.

- [gasps] Oh, God. What are you doing?

- Hey. - Hey, what's up?

- We should go.

- He's pissed the [bleep] off, yo.

- We should go. - We should go.

- I wonder how she was feeling

after that psychic yesterday and everything.

- I think that psychic put a curse on her.

- That was probably the easiest thing for the psychic ever.

She was, like, "Is he cheating on me?"

- "Yes." - Yes, Angelina.

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- She goes, do you know where I slept the other night?

Like, without even letting the psychic, like, tell her.

"In my car." - That's the worst.

- I think she gave the psychic a reading.

- I do feel bad that she has to go through that right now.

I just don't know the--

I don't know what we can do to help.

I don't know. - Nothing.

- It's a lot of work to break a cycle like that.

- You know what? She had a rough life growing up.

So, like, that we also have to take into consideration.

♪ ♪

- I think they want to be married,

but I don't think they're putting the effort

to live a happy, healthy marriage.

- I understand there's something there,

but it's like at what point is enough is enough?

[upbeat music]

- Come on. We're gonna go say hi

to your baby cousins in your areas.

♪ ♪

God, they love the little ball pit.

♪ ♪

- Mike, you did a good job - You're a natural.

- Yeah, it's amazing and I feel, like,

a--a purpose in life.

- Yeah.

The best part about it is you get to play with all the toys.

- Yeah, exactly.

- You're strong like your daddy, huh?

- Aww. - What?

- He said you're a good daddy.

- That was a nice thing to say, Grayson.

- Oh, stop it. - That was a nice--

♪ ♪

- Guys, guys. I have something to say.

I just wanna thank everybody for coming here today.

This week was awesome. The Blessification.

- Don't forget the godparents.

- The godfather. - Exactly.

- It was a fun week. - And the non-godfather. Yes.

- It was a fun week.

- It's just really awesome when we all get together.

I actually think it's the perfect time

to do another family vacation.

- Yes. - Yes!

- I love vacations this time of the year!

- Big Daddy Sitch is off probation,

so we can go anywhere.

- Let's go somewhere exotic like Hoboken.

- Queens. [laughter]

- Being off probations warrants a big trip.

I've been wanting to travel overseas

for about eight years now.

But now that I'm off probations, guess what?

International waters, here we come.

- Wait, where are you thinking?

- I can't tell you. BDS has to keep this a secret.

- Ellis Island. - Aruba!

- Russia.

- I finally have my passport back,

so make sure you guys all have your passports.

- Yeah, let's go to Seaside! - Oh, my gosh.

- ♪ We just have to go, go ♪

♪ I'm on top of the world ♪

- Make sure you guys all have your passports.

We are going into international waters.

all: International waters!

[cheering]

- I'm gonna call Angeliners. - Cool.

♪ ♪

[phone line trilling] - Hey.

- Hey, what are you doing, girl?

- Nothing. What's up?

- I have some really good news.

- What's the good news?

- We are about to go on a family vacation.

- Really? Where? - Yes. I really can't tell you.

The only hint that I can actually give you

is that you have to have

your passport ready. - [laughs]

- Your press port. - [laughs]

- You have to have your press port ready.

- Get your passport ready?

Big Daddy Sitch is off probation

and we are ready to move about the cabin.

- Are you bringing Chris?

- You gotta know right this second?

- Uh, ve--very soon.

- Mike needs to book tickets.

- I hope Angelina is gonna

bring her husband on this vacation.

This could be an opportunity

for you to rekindle your romance with the husband.

- Mike, why don't you bring him to a sex class?

- [chuckling] Oh, damn.

I think that they are ultimately

meant to be together.

If they only had the tools in their tool belt,

they would have a happy, healthy marriage.

- Someone tell her to feel better.

- Oh, he's concerned.

- Oh, thanks, Vinny. I love you too, baby.

- I said someone tell her. - She heard you.

- [bleep] you, man. I heard it was you.

I know you love me.

- All right. Bye.

- Well, I want to thank Mike and Lauren

for having us at your home. It was really dope.

- Thank you. Thank you, Godfather.

- We gotta do this more often. - Yeah.

- Come out and spend a week together.

- That's why I'm excited for the vacation.

- Oh, my God. I can't wait. - And we can all get away.

- Yes. - Mm-hmm.

- ♪ Yeah, I be goin' hard ♪

♪ Can't put me down ♪

♪ Got me goin' hard ♪

♪ Working crazy ♪

- What are you doing?

- I'm actually trying to book the resort right now.

- I know. You look hard at work over here.

- The whole squad is--is--is

really relying on me to book this vacation.

BDS finally gets his passport back.

This is a photo of where we're going to be.

- Cuba?

- I'm looking in between Florida, Cuba, and the Bahamas.

All right, so let me call hotel number one.

And I found a place called the Banana Republic, okay?

Sounds international to me.

Just get some information on your resort.

Are your rooms spiral-proof?

- All right. - Off the list.

- I'll be honest with you. That's sort of a deal-breaker.

- Goodbye. - Boom.

All right it's a-- it's a no for me, dawg.

I have the Bella Beach Resort here, honey.

- Okay, that sounds promising.

[phone line trilling]

- Thank you for calling Isla Bella Beach Resort.

How can I help you?

- Okay, do you guys serve chicken tendies at the resort?

- Oh, my God. Okay. - [laughing]

- All right, this one could be for us.

Conch fritters.

Sounds like something Big Daddy Sitch is in love with.

- Hi, how can I help you?

- Hi, I would like to book the trip.

The squad has no idea that Big Daddy Sitch

is booking a PJ.

All right. Cool. Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- Because I picked such an awesome resort,

it's going to be one of our best vacations yet.

My job here is done.

It's happening.

- Enrique!

Where's my wine, b*tch?

- It's like a legit tornado. - I hear that. See the storm?

- [screaming] - Are you spiraling?

- Come on, hurricane! - Oh, no!

- We're about to die.

- We are the storm.

[cheers and applause] - Oh, yeah!

We're going on a mansion boat!

- I'm getting [bleep] up.

- I'm the best party planner ever!

[overlapping shouting]

♪ ♪

- I might've peed in my pants a little.

- Now to the water, baby! - [screams]

[knocking]

- Are you Enrique? - No.

- Welcome, everybody, to your love workshop.

- What the hell?

- Yo, that was [bleep] intense, right?

- Enrique! - What are you wearing?

both: Welcome to the meatball shop!

- This is our main camera.

Step aside, Oprah! - Get out of the way, b*tch.

[balloon pops] [screaming]

- You kissed this potato?

- I feel like I'm back in .

- No way. Not coming out.

Blow out down!

[fireworks whistling]

- [bleep]! - Where's my wine?

Enrique! - That's my godson!

- Oh, my God.

Someone left a note at the door.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, God. - I wanna go home!

- There's a lot of hypocrites at this table.

I [bleep] did what I had to [bleep] do here.

You would've done exactly what I did.

- Someone seems a little salty.

♪ ♪

- Let's reenact "Titanic."

- Yeah. You're Jack. - You're Jack, b*tch.

I'm Rose.

♪ ♪