04x18 - Welcome to the Poconos

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- My new name is The Investigation.

- You're trying to solve what is happening

with Angelina and Chris' marriage.

- Pretty much. - And you made this FBI board.

- Are you bored, dude?

- I come home one day, and Chris' stocking was gone.

- Stop it. - That's just, like,

something I don't think anybody should go through.

I'm, like, in this house alone.

- Mikes five-year soberversary.

I wanted to do, like, a family Zoom.

- I'd love to try and think of something else too.

It's happening. I'm about to pull up to Mike's house.

Let's do it! all: Ohh!

- Party is [bleep] here.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We back that, Don't tell them we back that ♪

♪ We back that, Don't tell them we back that ♪

- I want a photo of everybody.

- Let's have the pizza guy take a photo of all of us.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm gonna [bleep].

- Oh, God. [horn honking]

- I'm hiding, but I'm gonna crash.

[horn honking]

- Uh-oh. What's next? - Who is that?

- What the hell is that? - Is there a petting zoo?

♪ Hey, gon' turn out, we back ♪

all: Ohh!

- Oh, my God!

- Hi.

It's happening.

Party is here, b*tch. Let's get it started.

- Yo! Look who it is!

- Hi. - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Stop it.

- Congratulations!

- Thank you for showing up, dude. Oh, my God.

Thank you for showing up. Good. Thank you.

- For you! He's crying! He's crying!

Hi, my love. - Hi.

- I missed you guys. Hi.

- It's Snooki.

- I feel so complete.

When you ever have, like, just, like, a missing piece

and then you finally get it back,

just to see Nicole standing next to me,

I'm, like, ah, it's perfect.

- Do you see who's here? - Hi!

Miss you guys! Love you!

- Right now I have the most FOMO

I've ever had in my entire life.

Like, Nicole's back. The whole g*ng's back.

I'm, like, I'm missing out.

- I'm here for you. - Yeah, thank you.

- I peed in a Starbucks cup twice.

- All right. All right. - Some things never change.

- I can't believe you got me. - I know.

And you cried, I'm so happy. - You got me.

- This type of support means the world to me.

The squad, they have been with me the whole step of the way.

I'm trying to hold back all the feels,

because this five years sober anniversary,

it's really special for me. - Yay!

We're all together again!

- I'm dead.

I haven't spoken to her in over a year.

We did not end off good.

Listen, I know today's all about Mike,

but I'm praying right now that [bleep]

stays civil between us for the time being.

- Let me see this pizza truck. Oh, my God.

- I can't believe you're here. - I love that...

- I know.

- I feel like I'm fangirling over my best friend right now.

- I know.

Seeing everyone just feels so surreal.

And being with my roomies, it's, like, we're back.

It's a cute moment. I'm just so happy I'm here, honestly.

- I can't believe you guys kept this as a secret.

- What did you think you were doing today?

- I didn't think anything. I thought I was doing a Zoom.

That was it.

I had a full-fledged parade. I got Pauly and Ronnie on Zoom.

And the whole squad came out and supported,

and I'm really taken back, very special, very special.

- Do you guys want to go inside,

get some sodas or something?

- No, I'm good. I'm gonna head out.

- Oh, [bleep] you. - See ya.

- I think we should go in the front door, right?

- It's your house, dude. - I know. I know.

I'm just...but I'm trying--

yeah, it's front house--front door.

If you guys want cupcakes, we have cupcakes.

- I can't eat any of this stuff. I'm keto.

- Such an idiot. Shut up.

- I never showed Nicole the game room upstairs.

- Game room? - Upstairs.

- Thank you for coming.

It's unbelievable. - Of course.

- It was such a surprise. It really was.

It's just so good to see you back; it really is.

- Same. - It is.

- I missed you.

- We definitely didn't think you were coming.

- I think it's just from all...just me thinking

of all the things that I would miss,

like, the baby shower, like,

meeting your child for the first time.

Like, I can't miss those things.

- Yeah, and to be honest, I mean, Ron's not here,

but I think Ron is coming across

some big moments in his life.

I think he might get engaged soon, you know?

- Oh, my God. We have to approve.

- We have to approve. You just missed a ton.

Angelina, she's in the midst

of getting a divorce right now, I think.

She said she filed in January, that she didn't serve him yet.

Wait a second. Chris moved out?

- Like, almost three weeks ago now.

- Stop it. - I had to hire a lawyer.

- Stop it.

- I didn't want to have to hire a lawyer,

but I felt like I needed to... - To protect yourself.

- So speech drama was for nothing.

- All that speech was for nothing.

- God damn it. - She even said it.

- I had a midlife crisis for a year.

- She was like, "All the speech stuff was for nothing, like..."

- Yeah.

- You don't know how hard we tried to, like,

hold things together for the past year.

- It looks like it worked out.

- It did. I can't believe we did it.

- Proud of you. - I'm proud of you.

- Everybody's my best friend, but Mike is always texting me,

like, "You good? You ready to come back?

We got you."

Vinny, say "action."

I know I haven't been here for a while,

but you have friends in your life

where you don't see them for a while,

and then you see them, and it's not awkward or weird,

because you feel like you just, you know them.

That's our roomies. That's us.

- Camera set.

[laughter]

- Action!

- Party is here!

[all shouting]

- Like, it hasn't felt the same in so long,

and I feel so amazing.

The entire family is back together for this moment.

And it is everything.

- Yes, Paul.

[laughter]

- I was up all night.

- What?

- I can't believe Nicole is here.

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♪ ♪

- Oh!

They're fighting already!

- I'm in shock. I was in shock.

I gotta tell you, when it came out, I was like holy [bleep].

- Got over the hurdle with Deena.

Got over the hurdle with Jenni.

And now Nicole's here.

Oh, hell no, Satan.

This is not the time for this [bleep].

No. No. No.

- Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

- Oh, my... - What! Not in my house!

- Oh, my God. This is a classy house.

- Get him, Mosey. - Settle down, children.

Settle down. - Ron's saying bye.

- He's giving a speech. - Speech!

- Can't say a speech.

- Bye, Ron! - Bye, Ron!

- Bye, Ron! - Mike being five years sober

is something for him to definitely be proud of.

I'm proud for him because...just because

I've watched him go on his journey.

- Hey, guys. - What's going on?

- Just got off the phone call with everybody

from Mike's soberversary.

Five years sober; that's a big step for him.

- Wow. - Five years, you know.

We support each other.

We know each other for a long time, so...

- True friendship for a long time.

- Family you can choose.

[laughter]

- We signing out.

Mike, proud of you. All right, my guy.

- Bye! - All right. Thanks, guys.

- Whoa, Nicole came? - I know. Did you know?

- I didn't know, but do you realized what just happened?

Angelina and Nicole were in the same room.

They were basically talking. History was made today.

- Now we have to get together with everybody else.

- Yes, we got to figure out how to make that happen.

But damn, all that pizza is making me hungry.

What is [inaudible] - Me too. Get cooking.

- [laughs] Not me.

[upbeat music]

- I gotta get going. - What up? We did it.

- We did. - We did.

- We love you. - Congrats.

- At this point, you know, we're older now.

We know what's important in life.

And it's not any kind of material possession

or a gift you can give somebody.

We're the gift that we give each other.

Our actions are the gift.

- I love you, guys. - Thank you!

- Like, Nicole bringing herself here

and all of us together is, like, a huge gesture to Mike.

That makes him happy. - Love you, guys!

Catch you later! - Jenni has got a long drive.

- It is a monster milestone in Big Daddy Sitch's comeback.

This is just an amazing day.

- I love you. - What a great day.

- Getting an alert. It's a text message.

And it says... - What is it?

- Angeliner with a supposed side boo.

- No way!

- Somebody has come forth to Mike

claiming that they have videos of Angelina

apparently cheating on Chris.

- She may go to TMZ and bust this wide open,

and we had a chance to maybe save her.

- There is security footage of you

entering some gentleman's house.

- What? Who's telling you this [bleep]?

- I think I just got the video.

♪ I ain't taking prisoners, call me the inquisitor ♪

♪ Meaning is my signature, victory practitioner ♪

- Me and Pauly are the prank w*r champions.

We've been pranking each other for ten years.

But you got to get with the times.

I don't know if I can pull this off.

We got to prank through Facetime and Zoom.

[line trilling]

- Hey. - Hey. I'm busy.

Can I call you right back?

- Wait, did you call me? - Is it connected?

- No, I'm a little busy right now.

Can I call you right back?

- You [bleep] as*h*le. - Yo.

- Yo, yo.

- I'm a little busy; can I call you right back?

- What? You just called me.

- I'm a little busy right now. Can I call you right back?

- What? - I'm busy.

Can I call you right back. - No.

- Yo, I'm kind of busy right now.

Can I call you right back? - What happened?

- I'm kind of busy. Can I call you right back?

- Yeah, all right.

- What? - I'm busy.

Can I call you right back?

- You're so annoying. - Okay.

The viral god strikes again. Let's see what happens.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah, jump out and flex like a wrestler ♪

♪ Get home and charge a protester ♪

♪ In college I taught all the lessons switched up ♪

♪ On the chick like the Nutty Professor ♪

- Ooh, I got friends.

I'm inviting some of my roommates over

to see Zach's TV debut at AEW.

- I'm hyped about this.

- It's something that I never thought

I would be a part of or a date, but here I am.

- Hello? - Deener in the building.

- So I'm gonna be the supportive girlfriend

and invite friends over and watch.

- Thank you for having us. Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

- Who invited this guy to date night?

- What time is this match? I got [bleep] to do.

- Oh, my God. Every time. Can we just watch this?

- Yes, can we just watch this? - Let's go.

- Get my nine minutes of hell over with.

I'm so nervous.

And I have all my roommates watching.

And I'm, like, oh, my God. You can't make fun of my babe.

He's in Spanx.

He's in tightie-a*s whities.

Oh, I can't.

- Let's watch! - Okay.

- Yes, let's do it.

- Originally from Albany, New York,

weighing pounds.

- Look at him! Ah!

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah, I've never seen Zach not in, like, a suit.

Now he's in his undies. - I know.

[laughter]

- I saw Zach do that to Jenni in the club in Vegas.

- Oh, my God.

- He was choking her out just like that.

The same move. The same [bleep] move.

He was practicing.

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. all: Oh!

- You smack him like that?

- Stop. - Look at him. He looks great.

- Yo, he's very agile for such a large man.

- Clayton saw it coming; watch out.

- Good save by . - Power slamming down.

He's got him up one, two...

- Way to go, Zack. - Good job!

- He k*lled it!

- I wasn't sure how I thought Zach was gonna do,

but Zach is actually a really good wrestler.

- I could be a little wrestler.

I would be, like, the Baconator.

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

- Isn't it someone's birthday coming up?

- It is! - It is!

- Birthday girl in the building.

- Yay! - I say we do something.

- Yeah, we should do something. - I don't know.

- We could do, like, a whole bunch of celebrating, like,

your birthday, our pregnancies,

you moving to LA.

- Do you want me to plan?

- No, because the last time you planned,

we went to the dude ranch... - Oh, my God.

- And I wanted to k*ll myself. - I liked the dude ranch.

- I wasn't saying you have to sleep on that [bleep] bed!

- Thank God! - I get it!

- Shut up. You got the g*dd*mn bed.

She's turning red. - This is not a vacation.

I'm stressed the [bleep] out.

- She still b*tches about it.

- Remember when we were fishing the whole time. It was fun.

- Let me balance the boat.

- Ron, do not get off. Ron! - Let me balance the boat.

- I'm getting out first. [bleep] off.

- Oh, my God. - Every man for himself.

- Maybe if I wasn't pregnant and I had running water

and I didn't have flies on my face

while I was sleeping and I just...

- Yeah, I can't do that pregnant.

- I need to take this into my own hands

so that I know and I'll be comfortable.

Do you know I was so sick the rest of my pregnancy last time

because of the freaking dude ranch?

- Oh, stop it. - Thanks, Jenni.

- I'm gonna be--I know-- a pregnant bully now.

- ♪ This is wack, do the motivation ♪

♪ About to make a statement ♪

♪ You know it's in my genes, I'm always stating it ♪

- What do you think this is, a museum?

- Look at this bike; you belong inside.

You're too pretty to go out there.

Plus, I got my name right there.

- I'm not trying to put it outside.

I'm trying to put it next to the window.

- No. - You can't have it sit

in front of a fireplace.

- How does that make any sense? The bike needs to stay warm.

- Like, imagine there's the fire going.

- No. - We have a nice...

- Ow. It's, like, pointy.

- We have a nice... I like it here, man.

- Ugh, all right. I'll try again tomorrow.

Come on. - Don't worry.

You're staying right there. - No, it's not.

- I think the house is really coming together now though.

- Ugh.

- ♪ We got involved, baby, but we should have walked ♪

♪ Now it's going on, so keep it on the low ♪

- It's a text message from my family.

- What is it?

- It says, she was at the hair lounge today.

And the girl washing her hair was actively complaining

about Angelina.

Angelina's been going to her neighbor's house.

- Mm-hmm. - And Angelina keeps parking

in the spot in front of her house.

And she is allegedly cheating on her husband with...

- Oh, my goodness. - This girl's neighbor.

- Stop it.

- "Angelina is gross," this is quote/unquote.

"Throwing her garbage and chicken nuggets

everywhere outside."

- I am not even mad at Angelina.

You can handle your life any way that you want to,

but if you're throwing chicken tendies out the window,

that right there, I call it. We got a situation.

- She says she has video footage of this...

- What?

- On her door camera. - What?

- She's trying to sell these videos to the tabloids.

- No way. - And she said Angelina

was at her complex this morning when she left for work.

- Oh, my goodness. Angelina may have a stalker.

I've been talking to Angelina for a couple weeks now.

She said things were not good with Chris.

She said she was filing for divorce.

She said Chris was doing his thing.

- Maybe she's got a new man.

- Maybe this is in response to just her getting a divorce,

and it's not even a big deal.

- So how--what do we do with this information?

- You know, people are ruthless.

For example, many, many years ago

when I was about to go to rehab,

I got a call from TMZ to say listen,

we know Mike's in rehab, like, do you have a response?

I mean, listen, and we don't even know

the validity of this girl, but this could be damaging.

If this person is going to TMZ, this could ruin her life.

- Whew.

- ♪ We gon' get it ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gon' get it ♪

- We have to see what even develops.

There may be nothing behind this.

There may be, like, no information.

The girl may be just looking for attention

and saying certain things. - Yeah.

- She may have nothing.

- I can't necessarily point the finger at somebody and--

because we don't have the whole story.

- These alleged videos, we don't even know

if they're real, okay?

And if they're real, we don't even know the intentions

of what this person wants from these videos.

The sensitive nature of this materials,

we're gonna have to just deal with it very delicately.

Although this is going to be unpleasant,

we have to seek out this truth right now.

And then we can reevaluate what we're gonna do when we get it.

We didn't even open up Pandora's box.

Pandora's box was put on our doorstep.

- On our doorstep. Facts.

- This is messy. - Yeah, I don't like it.

- I don't like it. - I'm not a fan.

- Yeah, it's definitely a situation for sure.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I've been stuck on the landslide ♪

♪ I've been living my worst life ♪

♪ Worries on my chest ♪

- [bleep] my life. I hate the snow.

I should move to Florida. [bleep].

- Here we are driving to Angeliner's.

- Oh, [bleep] Okay.

So I don't know how to even, like, bring this up.

- What's up, neighbor? I have some informations

that I have to lay on you right now.

My wife's sister's hairdresser said

that Angeliners has been muddying up her parking lot

actually with chicken tendies.

She also said that she's been acting scandalous

in her complex,

where she actually has footage of Angelina

with a supposed side boo.

- No way! Somebody has come forth to Mike

claiming that they have videos of Angelina

apparently cheating on Chris. I don't believe it.

I've heard so many stories about my roommates,

and none of them have ever, like, shown proof.

And I know the stories about me were fake.

- Doing my best to stay composed right now.

No, I'm in agreeance with you. We should get divorced.

- I'm assuming that this hairdresser is just either

mistaken Angelina for another girl or is just lying.

People are opportunists.

- Like-- - Which is crazy pants.

- It's crazy, but it's, like, makes me nervous for her,

because this girl is trying to sell it to TMZ.

Oh, [bleep].

- I think I've had enough for the day.

- I see Angelina being nothing short of livid

regardless if we're trying to help her or not.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Wow, Dee, you're huge!

- I know. I know. - I love it!

You definitely popped. - He's, like, poking out.

- Oh, look at you. - Ooh, everybody is so nice.

- So sit wherever you want. - Okay.

I'm gonna put peanut with you guys, so...

- Put her down; I feel like she'll hang out with me.

- I really hope she will and not try

to bite the [bleep] out of you.

- Hi! - She's a biter.

Listen, all I'm asking is for this to be drama-free.

Can I bring up something that probably

will never see the light of day,

but this is just something that we've been hearing.

- What? - So, you know,

there is security footage of you

entering some gentleman's house that lives in, like,

a condo in Old Bridge for the past few months,

someone that they claim that you're dating.

- What? Who's telling you this [bleep]?

- Oh, crap.

I wish we never got this information; like, here we go.

This is, like, the last thing we need.

- Are you banging a guy in the [bleep] Old Bridge?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Short fuse got you tickin' like a time b*mb ♪

- You know, you banging a guy in the [bleep] Old Bridge?

- That is not true. That's not fact.

Yo, this is my marriage.

Like, this is my [bleep] relationship.

It's so upsetting and frustrating at the same time

that Jenni always has to try to, like, say dirt on me.

She's, like, all up in my biz.

It's, like, girl, what the [bleep] are you doing?

- Where's the footage of this so-called [bleep]?

I don't [bleep]

believe anything anyone's saying anymore.

- My divorce was not kind to me,

so I really am just trying to get Angelina

tell her side of the story

before it gets spun into something else horrible.

- If people got security footage,

where is it then?

- The neighbor of the guy you're supposedly dating,

and it actually almost ended up on TMZ.

- Oh, come on. This is so [bleep] insane.

- I really hate to do it, but I'm just going to...

- Oh, boy... - Read it text for text.

- This is from--okay, wait. - This is from Mike.

- Okay, let me... - I texted Mike.

- Go ahead.

- He was saying something today about how Angelina...

- No, someone is saying something.

- Throwing her chicken tenders everywhere...

- What? [bleep] now.

I haven't ate chicken in [bleep] forever.

[laughter] - Stop.

- I eat the two cheeseburger meal.

Okay. I have not had [bleep] chicken tenders...

- I'm just reading... - In [bleep] forever.

- She's more upset about the chicken tenders

than this girl telling her that she's seeing another guy.

- Chicken fingers, what? No. No. No. No. Come on.

- "I eat burgers, not chicken tenders!

I don't even eat freaking chicken tenders!"

- Chicken is what threw her over the edge.

- No, because when you get my [bleep]

food order wrong, the whole thing's wrong.

- Whoever said that is a [bleep] lying [bleep]

piece of garbage, dog [bleep].

[bleep] you. [bleep] you. [bleep] you.

[bleep].

- Ang, are you all right? - No.

- Because this is ridiculous, like, people, like,

to believe somebody else over me.

And it's kind of [bleep].

- Well, that's why I brought it up to you.

- Now, it's like [bleep] with my marriage.

Like, get the video. I'm waiting for it.

Where the [bleep] is the proof? - But, Angelina,

I don't want us three to go backwards in our relationship.

- You guys got to stop listening to everything

you hear about me. - It was me.

I apologize. I'm sorry. I read the room wrong.

- Jenni... - [bleep] my life, man.

- You have a big mouth. - I get why she's upset,

but once Angelina starts spiraling in her head,

it's very hard to have a conversation with her.

So I feel like, you know, we dip the toe

and maybe we just let it go today.

Like, why did this friggin' information

even have to come to us?

- Keep us up to date, please, like,

actually communicate with us. We love you.

- I'm just gonna let it go, because I don't even [bleep]

need this bad [bleep] in my life right now.

I have enough going on. Bye.

- Good night. - Ai-yi-yi, what a disaster.

I have enough going on for me

to even give a [bleep] about any of this.

I'm like the g*dd*mn matrix in this b*tch.

Ducking [bleep]. Whatever the hell you call it.

- Holy freaking crap.

- I feel like we ,%

have to call Mike or go to his house.

- Especially because he's the one

with all the info of this...

- Yeah, I need to know about chicken tenders.

- And here we go. - Mike, make the tea.

We got guests. Hey, guys!

- Hi! - Hey, what's up?

- What a day. - Well...

- So what happened?

- We weren't bringing it up to be, like, malicious...

- Not at all... - Or throw it in her face,

so that she at least is aware of it.

both: Yeah. - I feel that Angelina,

she doesn't have the support that she needs.

And she may not realize it right now,

but we are looking out for her.

We didn't seek this out. This information sought us out.

And so I have to just get up for one second

and show you guys what I've been working on

for the past week or so.

- You've been working on something?

- Oh, my God.

- I've been working on something.

Unfortunately, for Angelina, the drama never ends.

There is new developments every single hour

these days on the streets.

Every piece of information is another clue

to really find out what may be going on

with someone from the squad and how maybe we can fix it.

- What? - Do you work for the feds?

- I swear.

Does everybody I know think that they're FBI agents?

- I feel like I'm on a crime show.

- I have a lot of time on my hands,

hence why I have originated my first board over here,

which was Angeliner's... - Oh, my God. He has a...

- And Christopher Larangeira. - What's going on?

- Let me explain to you guys first and foremost

it starts right here with our two subjects right here.

They were happily married right here.

Angeliners got a k butt lift, okay, new butt.

The bloggers here seem to pick it up here

as they're saying they're about to get a divorce.

- It's getting a little weird,

but Mike's evidence board on Angelina

is such a huge help with this confusing drama.

- This girl probably thinks that we're not okay

with Angelina, yet little does she know

that we're actually okay with Angelina now.

- Yes. She's the newest member of the squad.

- What if we get the videos and then we make her sign

something that doesn't allow her to sell them?

- Because if we don't get these videos,

someone else is gonna get them first.

- Yes. - And if TMZ gets them

before us...

[dramatic music]

This is a really delicate situation.

We gotta act quick. We gotta get these videos.

- ♪ Watch out, watch out for me ♪

♪ I'm unpredictable, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- Ang!

- How are you? - I'm good.

How are you? - Oh, God. Where do I begin?

She goes, "Well, I heard from Mike that you're dating a guy

"from Old Bridge, New Jersey.

"He tells me that Mike told her

"that I was eating chicken tenders

and I was throwing them out of my car."

- Ang, why do you do this to yourself?

- Mike heard from somebody that I'm in Old Bridge.

First of all, I have a lot of friends in Old Bridge.

I went, "You just come up with this out of nowhere,

"like, and who the [bleep] is this girl?

I don't even know this freaking girl."

- It's, like, once you throw a chicken finger out the window,

you know Mike's going to get involved.

So, you know, you can't disrespect foods like that.

- Those chicken tenders and shove up his [bleep]

for all I care.

[laughter]

- ♪ You either get it or you don't ♪

♪ Like a m*ssile on a scope ♪

♪ I'll have you you swimming with the fishes, yo ♪

♪ Well, it's the crusaders ♪

♪ And I guess we're trained to go, so let's go ♪

- Where's is this guy? All right, Vinny.

You are in the side-piece waiting room.

I will let you in when you are ready.

- Side pieces need love too.

- So I spent a lot of time with Nikki.

And now I feel like I've neglected Vinny a bit.

Hey, handsome.

So I'm gonna go above and beyond,

have myself a little virtual date

with the little Keto Guido.

I feel like I owed you this,

because I was spending so much time with [indistinct].

She got all the holidays.

You always get the day after.

- Yeah, well, thank you. And thank you for the gift.

I got my delivery just here. Can I open it now?

- Absolutely. Open that up. - Yeah. Thank you.

Ooh, sausage!

- That's Italian sausage. - Wow.

- A little something to remind you of me.

It's tan and everything. - There's my boyfriend.

The guy went through great lengths to make me happy.

- It's crooked too. It's at the same peak.

- Yeah, it has the hook. It's like you're really here.

- Why are you spitting on it?

- ♪ Girl you can unwind ♪

♪ Work it and take your time ♪

♪ Bring your bad body over here ♪

- Pregnant, pregnancy... - Yes, it's having a baby.

Does that count? No. - Oh, my God!

- I am hosting game night,

even though I'm super introverted.

[bleep] and I hate being in, like, in front of everybody,

but yeah, [bleep] it.

- Burping? - Yes.

- Working out? - Yes.

- A bridge? - No!

- Yoga? - He's like, close...

- She's never going to get it.

- What is it? - The contortionist...

- Oh, my God! - You literally quit!

- I don't know why I went straight for

the backbends, but... - A wild one.

- Speaking of wild, that [bleep] was crazy.

- Oh, yeah. - Angelina,

she went off the deep end.

- You know, I don't want any more drama with her.

So I texted her, and I was just, like, you know,

how you feeling this morning?

She was like, you know, not that great.

I was like, do you think you're gonna get the divorce?

And she was like, I don't know. Probably not.

So I think that they're working on trying to get back together.

And I think that's why she got

so offensive when we brought it up.

- Yeah. - What if they were

planning on separating,

they both found someone else to talk to,

and then they reconciled.

- Now they want to get back together.

- That's fine. There's nothing wrong with that.

- Yeah, right. - But, I mean, listen,

it could be, like, spun into something else horrible.

- So the girl said she did call TMZ.

- To alert them... - What if I texted that girl

right now from his phone,

I was just like, can you send me Angelina's clips?

- Oh, God, I am the worst. Like, I'm just realizing that.

- Mike has the girl's number that owns the footage,

and, like, we gotta stall.

We gotta make this girl think that we want the footage.

- Oh, my goodness; it's happening.

Oh, my God.

Stop it.

[line trilling]

- Hello? - Oh, my God! It's happening.

[laughter]

- Hello?

My boyfriend took a picture of her car.

It's a white Lexus, right?

- This girl has so much information.

- I think I just got the video.

- Is that her?

- If these videos get to social media,

they're gonna destroy both ends.

- Listen, I'm gonna come by tomorrow.

- I have a knot in my stomach. Wow. Like, it's happening.

Like, he's coming home.

[upbeat funky music]

- Yes, I just want to make sure you're okay.

How are you feeling being the side piece of a side piece?

Angelina is cheating on you with a side piece.

- Wow. It's like an inception of side pieces.

- Do you feel cheated on?

She has a side piece that's not named Vinny.

- Do side pieces get jealous of other side pieces?

- [laughs]

- ♪ Your best friend can be your worst friend ♪

♪ A frenemy ♪

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

[line trilling]

- Right now, JWOWW dials the eyewitness that says

she has informations against Angeliners...

- Hello? - Oh, my God. It's happening!

- Oh, my God!

Jenni all of a sudden loses all the ba*ls

that she has, and she throws it to me,

and then I'm throwing it around.

It's like a game of hot potato with this freaking phone.

- Hello. No. No. Hi, it's Jenni.

- Hi. - Jenni, talk.

- Oh, fine. I'll end up being the one.

I'm always the [bleep] one.

- Come on, Jen. - Hi. Sorry I got shy.

Do you have these random

Ring videos of Angelina in front of your house?

- Yes. It's, like, I have videos

of her screaming at, like, this guy she's with.

They hide from me and my boyfriend.

- This story keeps getting messier and messier.

The key witness is saying that Angeliners has a side boo.

- Can you... - Can you send us the video?

- There's a lot of new evidence that's coming to light

right now that needs to be fact-checked.

- I saw her car there multiple times.

And I was, like, wait. And I looked at my boyfriend.

I'm like, that's Angelina.

My boyfriend took a picture of her car.

It's a white Lexus, right?

- I can't right now with this whole thing.

This girl is, like, stalker status.

- And then she went out-- it's just seeing something.

She has a picture of her in the outfit,

so I screenshotted it.

- This girl has so much information.

- I get footage of her since, like, December.

- Why are you keeping videos of Angelina?

- I can send you one video

that you could blatantly see that it's her or something.

- It's just how it is when you're in reality TV.

People are going to try to put you on blast.

We need to head this off.

- Let me get that one video of her freaking out,

and then I'll send it to you guys.

- Text it to this number. - Okay.

- Bye, honey. - Oh, my goodness.

- What? - Oh, my goodness.

At the end of the day this girl's saying

that she's going to TMZ with these videos.

So I feel that we have to head this off.

Because if these videos come out

before Angeliner may be ready,

this is going to cause her life

to possibly be ruined, I guess.

- To me, truthfully, like,

I don't know, when I look at Angelina,

I don't see her, like, hooking up with dudes.

Until we get that footage, we don't really know the real...

- Exactly. - The real story.

- I'll be honest, with this squad, everything is crazy.

Welcome to "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation."

- I feel like everything that happens at game night

has to stay here. - Yes, I agree.

- Elvis. - Don't say nothing, Elvis.

- ♪ We gonna get it, aww yeah ♪

♪ We gonna get it some way somehow ♪

♪ We gonna get it, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We gonna get it ♪

[doorbell rings]

♪ Can't turn back now, we gonna get it ♪

- Come on in, buddy. What's up, brother?

What are you doing?

- Brother, I have some unbelievable developments.

- Everything that happens at game night

has to stay here for now. - Yes, I agree.

- Well, I got my iced coffee ready, so spill the tea.

- Hair girl that lives in the areas,

she says she has eyewitness testimony of Angeliners.

We're at date night, and Jenni had a couple shots of tequilas.

Next thing you know... - What, she--what?

- JWOWW decided to call her.

She's like, listen, this is JWOWW.

And, you know, we're under the understanding

that you have these videos.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- Cool. My two kids fighting.

- Last night got a little crazy.

- Yeah. - This lady is saying

that she can get us videos

to prove that it's Angelina.

And I'm, like, bring it, but don't show anyone else.

- So is this girl gonna leak the videos to TMZ?

- Well, that's where we're at right now

at this [bleep] particular point.

But if we don't find out the validity of these videos,

she may bust this wide open,

and we had a chance to maybe save her.

- It's just--things are just so complicated

After Angelina's wedding, obviously,

we saw how social media just perpetuates negativity.

- ♪ You're the fly... ♪

♪ You are the dump to our island ♪

- So now with these videos

we have to actually get ahead of this

before these videos get leaked to the blogs.

- Everything ends up on TMZ, and anyone knows,

I know what it's like how things, like, leak.

- I'm currently in the back of a police car.

I'm not allowed to go home and see my children.

- We're going to address this in court,

which is the proper place to address it.

And I'm going to keep you updated on all this.

- But it is Angelina's life.

It is her livelihood. It is her marriage.

And someone's out there, like, toying with her relationship.

I don't believe it.

I'm not going to believe it until I see it,

but they are pretty wild accusations.

And because she's a public figure,

they're trying to get money.

And they're trying to make something out of it.

I know what that--like,

I know what that vulnerability is like, and that's not fair.

And I hate people trying to do that.

- ♪ Hustle in the night what you flex with ♪

♪ Know we eating well how our belts fit ♪

- Who would ever take Burger King

and throw it out the window anyway?

And chicken tenders, no. If you know me, you know that.

I only eat Whoppers, b*tches, with pickles in it.

Roomies, full of [bleep], making up [bleep] lies.

And I like Whoppers, b*tch.

Whopper totally exceeds a chicken tender, [bleep].

♪ ♪

- ♪ Did what I had to do ♪

♪ No looking back, stacking my rack ♪

♪ I got packs to move ♪

♪ Packing it up, running it back ♪

[phone dings] - Babe?

- Yeah? - Babe?

- Yeah?

- I think I just got the video.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God.

- Let's see it.

- [gasps]

- Is that her?

[tense music]

- Play--play it again.

- Oh, God. Maybe--babe, maybe it's not her.

- No, that's her.

- ♪ This is not make believe ♪

♪ This is real, not a tale ♪

♪ These are facts that you playing with ♪

♪ No, this is not a test ♪

- Oh, God. She did the "hello."

[bleep].

They're, like, semi, like, true Angelina-style, though.

The hairdresser sent me actual videos.

I wish these videos did not exist.

I just sent them to Mike.

My first instinct is to send these videos to Mike,

because he's the one that, like, found this info out.

And the fact that he's not Deena or myself,

who just came off the speech.

That was a year ago. I don't want any more drama.

So I really think that Mike needs to take the lead on this.

But there's no kissing. I don't see any make-outs,

so she's innocent until proven guilty.

- What the hell... Oh, my God.

[line trilling]

- Oh, I need alcohol.

- Hello.

- I'm freaking the [bleep] out.

- Yeah. - Like, I was, like,

oh, maybe, you know, like, how bad could security be?

You know, like, delivery drop-offs, like,

knocking on a door.

- My face is permanently in shock

from actually watching these videos.

I have an idea what she's gonna say.

- Oh, she's gonna flip.

We're not even gonna get through, like, a quarter

of one video before a table is flipped.

- You just sent them to me.

I just sent them to the whole squad.

- Everything that happens at game night...

- Stays... - Has to stay here for now.

- Yes, I agree. - Love you, neighbor.

- I love you.

- Bye.

[lively music]

- Oh, my God.

What the [bleep]? - Holy [bleep].

- Yeah, I'm, like, afraid to show them to Angelina.

Like, I don't know how well she's gonna take them.

- Yeah, I'm not even sure how we even approach this.

- I'm scared. - Yeah, same.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

Hello? - Hello? Hello?

- Chris? Chris.

- Yeah, can you hear me?

- Yeah, what are you doing?

- What's up? - I just couldn't believe it.

Like, does she not know this day and age,

everybody's doorbell is a camera.

I mean, it's quite possible

that Chris already knows about this.

It's their relationship; maybe that's why Chris moved out,

but we're just finding out. - Honestly, I was hoping, like,

I was gonna watch it and be, like, it might not be her,

but it's definitely her. - Yeah.

- Listen, I'm gonna come by tomorrow.

We gotta talk about a couple things.

- I think we gotta talk about more than a couple of things.

- I know. Well, we can sit down

and talk tomorrow.

- Okay.

Right now I'm not saying I don't love him.

I do love him, but a lot of [bleep] has got to change.

Why do you want to come home now?

Just asking.

- We need to talk about our marriage; that's why.

Hopefully, Mike has, like, a plan. He always has a plan.

- You could tell it's Angelina, but at the end of the day,

this girl could just be making up lies.

There's been so many people that have made up lies

about all of us that, you know,

I wouldn't be surprised if it's just another one of those.

- If these videos get to social media,

they're gonna destroy both ends.

- Exactly. - We need to figure out

what we're going to say to this girl.

- I'm going to come by tomorrow,

and we're going to talk.

- I have a knot in my stomach. Wow. Like, it's happening.

Like, he's coming home. - All right. See you tomorrow.

[dial tone] - That's it?

- ♪ There's these two faces inside ♪

Oh, my God.

- ♪ One laughs and the other cries ♪

- It sounds like her.

It looks like her. - It walks like her.

- Them doorbells, they'll get you every time.

- I wish it wasn't her,

then we wouldn't even have to deal with it.

- Literally, it would have been so much easier.

- Oh, man.

- ♪ I got a devil on your shoulder ♪

♪ So he's always right beside you ♪

- Lord help me, Jesus.

- We are going to the Poconos. - Poco who?

- Go to the Poconos? In the winter?

- Cheers to this guy in Old Bridge and Angeliners.

- What? No.

- And Angeliners. - Oh, my God.

Now Angelina is gonna come in hot

thinking that we're gonna attack.

Oh, [bleep].