- It's not cheating if you don't look her in the face.
- This is the best day of my life.
- Wait, so are they gonna bang, or what?
- I will never make you do anything
that would jeopardize anything.
- [laughing] I know.
- Do you know that? Have a good night, though.
- Hello. - How are you?
- Are you the priest? - I am--I'm Father Joe.
- Hi, nice to meet you, Father Joe.
- Tonight is my rehearsal dinner.
Everyone's here, right? - Yeah.
- Everyone? - They're waiting for you.
Take forever to get ready.
- Why were you rolling your eyes?
- I see a lot of phonies.
Yeah, you know, I'm, like, psychic.
- [bleep] my life.
- I'm like, "Great, Grandma [bleep] hexed me."
- Well, I'm powerful. You gotta watch it.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something ♪
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
- [vocalizing]
♪ Da, da, da, da, na, da, da, da, da, na ♪
- Oh, Snooki just texted.
- "Angelina's taking forever. Also JWOWW is ready for PWOWW."
- Oh, my goodness. It's happening.
[laughter]
- ♪ We gon' be all right ♪
♪ Yeah, we gon' be all right ♪ - I'm changing my dress.
- Just leave it, or else you'll take another [bleep] hour.
- Where the [bleep] is Angelina?
- Everyone's waiting for you downstairs.
You're an hour and a half late. - I'm not late.
- This feels like "The Twilight Zone."
[cork pops] - [screams]
- Did it hit you in the face?
- How long have you been here? - An hour and a half.
- This wedding is turning into, like, a horror movie.
What the [bleep]?
I think Grandma put a hex on me.
I'm meeting new bridesmaids.
- I said, "I'm not coming back."
And she was like, "Good, you're kicked out."
- Have you seen Angelina or heard from her?
- No. - What's going on here?
- Hi! - Oh, she's here.
- Hey, b*tch. - Hi.
I'm very, like, clustered.
We have so much to go through tonight,
there's so much to rehearse.
- You're clustered? - Clustered right now.
Is that the word? Hello, hello, hello.
I mean, this is a wedding.
This is not, like, some just, like, whatever day.
- Guys, we're gonna walk over to the chapel
and get this thing started, all right?
- This is a real big deal. - So if everyone can follow me.
Right this way.
- Go, everyone. Follow us.
- ♪ Break it down now ♪
[music stops]
- Yo, where these girls at? - [yawns]
- Yo, these girls are always late for their own party.
- We just arrived at the hotel for the rehearsal dinner.
Angelin-ers and Chris are nowhere to be found.
Are they even gonna show up to their rehearsal dinner?
Unbelievable.
Chris, how are you? both: Hey.
- Hi, Chris!
- You guys waiting for me? - Yes, sir.
- Now we know how you feel
always waiting for these girls, man.
- For real.
You guys are married--
like, when the girls say :, what's that mean?
Like,
- You know what?Whenever they show up, that was the time.
- And you can't say anything about it.
- No. - Let me ask you something.
I know that it's a wedding,
but why does he have his communion shoes on?
[laughter]
- Chooch.
[hip-hop music]
- Ladies and gentlemen, before we start,
remember to smile, enjoy this.
- What's up, guys? We're doing this, yeah.
- That's just the way to walk down tomorrow, Chris.
That was perfect. - Like that?
- Let the ladies go first. - Who am I walking with?
That's your person. That's your person.
- Is that your wife? - No, that's my sister.
- Oh, okay. Hi.
- We'll get you all set up there with the doors closed,
and then we'll open them,
and then you'll make your grand entrance.
- My God, I'm nervous. - It's easy.
- Just follow me 'cause you're always like this.
So I'll slow you down. - Oh, my God, Pete.
My uncle is my best friend.
He's just, like, an amazing, amazing person in my life.
It's so upsetting my father's not here
at my wedding.
It sucks, but thank God for my uncle.
- We'll continue with the bride.
- I am gonna cry. I'm gonna cry now, I think.
- Good, and what a lifechanging point, this really is.
- Oh, my gosh. [laughs]
I can't with you.
- You will stop at the front row.
- Oh, my God. This is actually happening.
Like, we are rehearsing this.
- All right, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm gonna go through this very briefly.
- You're looking at each other through the whole thing.
- I wanna make sure that we get all the hiccups out now...
- Here in the presence of God Almighty...
- So tomorrow can just go easy breezy--like no problems.
- "Christopher, I give you this ring..."
- Christopher, I give you this ring...
- "As a symbol of my love." - As a symbol of my love.
- Go, Ang.
I just want her to enjoy it because weddings go quick.
And just, you know, enjoy every moment of it.
- It is my legal right--I can't say the rest, otherwise you're
legally married--but I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Chris, you may kiss your beautiful bride.
[applause]
- There's so many emotions going on right now
in my body, in my head.
It's gonna happen--like, I'm getting married tomorrow.
- Yay. - Yay, whoo.
- And you go out.
- ♪ Throw your hands up ♪
- See you guys in a little bit. - Pardon.
- I need a dirty martini.
- ♪ Throw your hands up ♪
♪ For the good times ♪ all: Oh.
- Oh, if it isn't Mrs. Situation.
- Missed you. Hey.
♪ ♪
- Yo, Grandma put a hex on me.
She looked at me, and she goes...
Angelina's grandma gave me a look, and I feel off.
I was like... [grunts]
Might have had a couple martinis,
but that still doesn't take away the fact
that I feel nervous right now driving with the girls.
- I would've said, "What the [bleep] was that?
You looked like you did a spell on me."
- She did!
Just throwing it out there-- feel weird.
I feel the weight of her right now on my back.
- Jenni, Pauly's here.
- Who sent you that? - [chuckles]
- Don't make fun of him.
- Ooh! - Oh, my God.
- I say, "Don't make fun of him"?
- I make fun of everyone. JWOWW loves Pauly!
- I literally said, "Don't make fun of him."
- Well, he deserves it.
Literally all of us roomies want to see
Jenni and Pauly hook up.
- I'd make out right now. It'd make me feel better.
- Really?
They haven't seen each other since New Orleans.
All right, I'ma make it happen.
Just enjoy each other, see what happens.
Get ready. - Hey, look who it is.
- Thanks for showing up. Thanks for coming.
- Without punctuality in this world, what do we have?
- It's not our fault. - What happened?
- Are you insane?
- Hi. - Hi, happy wedding party.
- I'm so sorry. - Aw, you're fine.
[laughs] - Hi, handsome.
- Happy wedding party. - Nice tan--did you go tan?
- We brought Chris. - I brought Jenni.
[laughter]
[peculiar music]
- We brought Chris!
♪ ♪
- I don't know if it's me,
but I just feel this weird vibe from Pauly.
Maybe we're both just, like, awkward
over the fact that our roommates are making
[bleep] fun constantly.
[sighs]
- Yo, it's so cold over here.
This door's been going in and out, in and out, in and out.
- West Coast, nice and warm. - I know.
- I just feel like Jenni and Pauly are being super boring.
They're talking about, like, bad weather.
- My blood must have thinned or something.
- Yes. - And it's awkward.
- I'm not used to this weather no more.
Whoa. - Oh, my God.
- Jenni!
- You just elbow checked me.
- More like she just beasted you.
- Listen, I get [bleep] done.
- You gotta look at the bruise I have on my back.
- Oh, my God. - You should show him.
[laughter]
- Has she been drinking? - All day.
- Well, would you look who it is.
- Hi. - It's Angelina and Chris.
- Hello, Vinny. - Hello. Hello, bride.
- I already said hi to you. - Hi, beautiful.
- Hi, beautiful bride. - Hello, how are you?
- Hi, beautiful groom. What up, man?
How are you? Good to see you, man.
Angelina, are you still doing this?
- I guess. - She goes, "I guess."
- Mwah. - Love you.
- Whoa. You heard enough. - Oh.
- Oh--whoa! She just grabbed my [bleep].
- No, you did not! [laughter]
- Yo! - No, you did not.
- I'm not gonna say that in front of the fiancé.
[laughter]
- Oh--whoa! She just grabbed my [bleep].
Your wife just grazed my p*nis again.
I'm sorry, bro.
I mean, like, usually guys joke around, and they're like,
"I didn't touch that girl.
She slipped and landed on my [bleep]."
Angelina literally slipped and landed on my [bleep].
Like, I got a full crotch grab
the day before Angelina's wedding.
[laughter]
- [bleep]. - Calm down.
- There are no accidents in life.
- Even on our wedding night? Come on.
- How does that happen?
It's almost like God wanted that to happen.
- [laughing] God wanted that to happen?
- God wanted that to happen? - How did that happen?
It's like God was coming down and telling me,
"This was your last hurrah with Vinny."
It's like I trip over your [bleep].
- What the [bleep] is going on here?
[laughter] - [bleep] my life, Vinny.
- I can't believe Angelin-er's getting married tomorrow.
- I heard you're next. - Not me, no.
- Once in a while, two people fall in love.
- Vinny, it's overrated.
- Grandma, did you hex her?
- Yeah, she had a dream her teeth fell out.
- I told you.
- ♪ Let's bring the walls down ♪
♪ Let's sing a song about it ♪
♪ We'll bring the walls down ♪
- Your wife just grazed my p*nis again.
I'm sorry, bro. - He just touched her.
- Wait, I fell--
- What the [bleep] is going on here?
- I literally tripped. I swear to God, I tripped.
- Yo, let's go eat.
[stirring music]
♪ ♪
- Ooh.
- We're here for the Angelin-er party.
- Honey, where would you like to sit?
- You sit here. - Wow.
Oh, okay. - I hope my jacket's, like--
[farts] Christopher!
Why'd you fart like that? You are terrible.
He farts every single [bleep] day.
People heard that.
I'm marrying this man. I swear--I can't.
- Nobody heard that. - So [bleep] nasty.
- As a matter of fact, classed it up.
- This is a nice, little spread here.
[all cheering]
- Yay. - Congratulations.
- Thank you. - They ain't married yet.
- Double fisting for the occasion, I see.
- Yes, double fisting. - Yes.
- Well, we'd just like to thank all of you for coming out
and being a part of this special day for us.
We love each and every one of you,
so if you're in here, you're all family.
- Thank you guys so much
for spending these next two days with us.
We love all of you.
Cheers! [all cheering]
- Angelina, are you gonna take Chris' virginity tomorrow?
- Oh, my God, relax. [laughter]
- Do you remember last year at our rehearsal dinner,
we all screamed across the table to Angelin-ers
about her getting married? - Yes, you guys did.
- When is the date? - We didn't pick one out yet.
- Next year? - Uh...
Couple more years. [laughter]
- Yo, when people go like this,
you guys are supposed to make out?
[glass chimes] - Make out.
- Ooh, it's happening! - Get out of here.
- All right, come on, Angelina. [laughter]
- I ain't never seen them kiss. - Yes, kiss.
[all cheering]
- Yes, do it.
[all shouting]
- Angelina's acting all shy,
like she can't kiss Chris in public,
she doesn't like to be put on the spot.
You grabbed my [bleep] in the lobby ten minutes ago.
- Ooh. - Oh--whoa.
She just grabbed my [bleep]. - No, she did not!
- You can't kiss your husband? - Your fiancé!
[all cheering]
- They really are getting married.
- Angelin-er, Vinny's upset. - Vinny's upset?
I have a CO g*n.
I want to blow it in Vinny's face.
- Yeah, Angelina, you can blow it in my face anytime.
- All right, I'll blow you. - What?
- No. [laughs]
- Is this happening tomorrow? - Right?
- Is this what you pictured your wife would be?
- What, as a kid, you mean, like, growing up?
Probably not.
[laughter]
'Cause--no, as a kid,
you grow up as your mother, right?
And this generation-- no, it's not just talk.
This whole generation is not like our mothers.
They're not like our mothers. You know that.
All of us know that. - Chris doesn't know [bleep].
I am an Italian queen, an Italian princess--
exactly what he wants to marry.
- The generation of girls now are not like our mothers.
both: Cook, clean. - [laughs]
- How do you think I got so skinny?
I haven't [bleep] eaten in [bleep] three months.
- Oh, shut up. - Oh, damn.
What'd I say? - She don't cook--
- Is it something I said?
[laughter]
- They're gonna get divorced. [laughs]
- [singing indistinctly]
♪ I'm 'bout to explode ♪ - More bread?
- Hi, honey.
Oh, my gosh. It's perfect.
- ♪ She got the type of [...] ♪
♪ That make you lose control ♪
♪ She got the type ♪ [music slows, stops]
[creepy piano music]
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Is she still staring? - She's terrifying.
The way she's been--oh, she's looking at me again.
Look, look. Look at her looking at me.
- I know. She's very scary.
- [bleep], how is this gonna play out?
This woman's coming for me.
Grandma put a hex on me. - Oh, my God.
- That's where my head's going. She's staring at me like that.
- Pauly, save her life. - Stop.
[curious tones]
- Who's deejaying this party?
♪ ♪
- [sighs] I don't know.
I feel like it's just, like,
whatever happened in New Orleans...
- He just wants, like, to distance himself.
♪ ♪
I don't like awkwardness with any of my roommates,
especially Pauly, who, like, I love wholeheartedly.
Like, right now he's being weird,
and it's--like, I don't want that.
- ♪ Angelina's getting married, yeah ♪
- Who would've thought
in a million years? - Who would have thought?
- Once in a while, two people fall in love.
- Vinny, it's overrated.
[tense tone]
And I'm not scorned or anything.
♪ ♪
- Maybe in a different world,
me and Jenni would've hooked up
if it happened, like, earlier on,
but it's too deep now.
It's ten years of friendship that I would never ruin.
I respect her too much to do some sort of casual hookup.
I think we're totally fine.
I really do believe we're on the same page.
- All right, well, this worked out.
- Can't believe Angelin-er's getting married tomorrow.
- I heard you're next. - Not me, no.
- Nah? - Uh-uh.
I'm a single guy.
- I feel like I don't understand Pauly
'cause in New Orleans, like, he was really into Jenni.
But at this rehearsal dinner,
I don't see Pauly talking to Jenni at all.
I don't know what the [bleep] going on.
- I'm so sad. - Don't get me started.
I'm like, now having, like, these, like, emotions
'cause, like, I feel like me and Pauly lost our connection.
It's just-- you know, it's awkward.
It's like makes me feel awkward,
and it's very-- it's, like, sad, so...
Cool, that's how I feel. - No. No.
You guys need to hang out more.
[stirring music]
- Are you gonna slow dance with him?
- Who? - You and Pauly.
♪ ♪
- I feel like he wants to run away at this point.
- ♪ It's on finally ♪
♪ This parting of the sea ♪
♪ And the ground beneath my feet ♪
- I'm taking a [bleep] centerpiece home.
I don't give a [bleep].
- ♪ I done came a long way ♪
[laughter]
- Stop. - Can't catch it twice.
Y'know mean?
- ♪ This ain't misunderstood ♪
♪ Same [...] I was up to no good ♪
- I wanna leave. I need to go home.
I'm going home alone. I just wanna go.
I need to go the [bleep] home,
and, like, cry myself to sleep over this.
Love you, guys. - You're leaving?
- I have to go home.
And, like, put some cucumbers on my [bleep] eyeballs.
Angelina, us moms have to leave.
Can you come outside with us? - Sure.
But before I go home,
I do know that Angelina's, like, nervous for tomorrow.
So I just wanna tell her, like,
everything will be okay, remember why you're there.
I wanted to make sure you're all right.
- I'm okay. I'm just very tired.
I need sleep-- - Are you nervous?
- Of course, I'm nervous.
- Do you have cold feet? Are you freezing?
- Not cold feet, but I would say that I have--
I'm very--I'm nervous.
- You have nothing to be nervous about.
- Why are you nervous? He's--
- To walk down the aisle, and like, I just, like--
everyone's staring at me, and just, like, in general,
the whole thing--
- Honestly, you're gonna be so in the moment,
you're just gonna see Chris honestly.
- Yeah. Just picture that.
- Girl... - All right.
We'll see you in the morning then, girl.
- I love you. - All right, bye.
- ♪ That girl go to work, that girl go to work, work ♪
♪ Girl go to work, that girl go to work, work ♪
♪ Girl go to work ♪
- Sisters.
- I'm not your sister. I'm your wife.
- Do you miss Pauly--
- Are you ever gonna commit to me?
- Do you miss Pauly? - No!
- We have dance practice right now,
so you're gonna have to go home to Mosey,
and I'll meet you back at the house.
- Okay. - Love you.
- I'll get a ride. - I'm going home to have sex.
- With who? - Myself.
- We're really doing this? - Yeah, let's just do it.
You know, we'll make it work the best we can.
We [bleep] it up, it'll be funny.
both: All right. - All right, let's get dressed.
It's like a choreographed dance for Angelina,
so we have to rehearse, we have to practice.
Basically, we're gonna jump out of a box,
do a smaller version of what we did for yours.
- Ever since Vinny became a stripper,
it's like anytime he hears dancing,
he's like super stripper.
It's like, relax, bro. Take it easy.
Like, we're just--[bleep].
- All right, let's start from the top.
♪ I like big butts ♪
♪ And I can-- ♪
[laughter]
- Yes, Vinny's a famous stripper,
but he's still a chooch.
[laughter]
- [laughs]
- I don't know how we're gonna do this.
- ♪ Bump to the bump and grind ♪
- It's probably the most awkward
I've ever felt in my entire life
doing this type of dance in a room alone with dudes
to this song.
It is not a good look for myself.
both: ♪ And a round thing in your face ♪
♪ You get sprung ♪
[laughter]
- I'm gonna have to tell my wife, like, not to look.
- This [bleep] is more like, "Baby, get back."
- You gotta thrust in his face like that.
- I love it when a plan comes together.
- Look, I love my boys,
but we have a lot of work that needs to be done.
These guys aren't strippers.
They wanna have the fun,
but they don't wanna do the practice.
We have to make this foolproof.
- Good night, guys. - All right.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- It's our last night being single.
Holy [bleep].
I had a good run, but it's over.
- All right, last night of me being a single lady.
- Last night of premarital sex? - So get out.
I'm calling some cool guys in here.
- You hear me? - What?
- Last night of premarital sex?
- You're disgusting. Get out of here.
I'm gonna walk you out.
- That's it? You're throwing me out?
- Night--get out. - Oh, yeah?
- Enjoy your last night as a single man.
- Why would you [bleep] off? - I'm joking.
- You weirdo. - You're not giving me sex.
- Bye.
That's my man. That's my man.
Love you. - Good-bye.
- See you tomorrow. - Bye.
- What is guys? What is guys?
Like, why do they gotta always touch their [bleep]?
Like, I don't get it.
Like, leave your [bleep] alone for the night, thanks.
See you at the altar.
- If I make it. - What?
- Good-bye. - Oh, hell no.
If you don't make it, I'm gonna bury you.
♪ ♪
My God.
Today is my wedding day.
[all cheering]
- Is this bigger than you thought?
- Wow, yeah. - Yo.
- The box is, like, a giant present.
- All right. So we have a problem.
We can't get it through the door.
[hip-hop music]
[upbeat music]
- ♪ I'm feeling good ♪
♪ I'm feeling right, aviator status ♪
♪ We ain't have to book a flight ♪
♪ We outa here, out, out, we outa here ♪
♪ Grab your bag and your purse, we outa here ♪
- Don't play with me, as*h*le. as*h*le.
You're just such a [bleep] as*h*le.
You--you [bleep] b*tch. [laughter]
- Somewhere with all of us-- can't take it.
- ♪ This is good as it's gon' get ♪
- Hi, sweetie. - Hey, congratulations.
- Today is my wedding day.
[pop music]
Hello.
- How are you? - Good.
Thanks for being here. - Of course, we're so--
- Hi, everyone.
I'm, like, nervous, excited, all of the above.
Yeah, I'm excited. I am.
I'm no longer gonna be a fiancée-r.
I--is that how you say it? I'm gonna be a wife today.
Like, today is the day, and I'm so excited about it.
- Here we go.
- So what are you gonna do with the eyelashes?
- I think I need to take them off.
- [bleep] me.
- ♪ Got 'em all like oh, my ♪
♪ Look at me, I'm so fly ♪
♪ Haters talk like where's this ♪
♪ States where you're still like ♪
- All right. So we have a problem.
They measured the gift,
and it was supposed to be inches,
and it's /.
So we can't get it through the door.
So my idea is we have to get a loan,
which is construction equipment.
We're gonna get it over the hedges,
and its back door is by the ballroom.
I just measured the back door.
It'll fit by an inch.
- ♪ Yeah, I go for the OG ♪
♪ Slow-mo like the vice pump Houdini ♪
♪ Yeah, used to hand the, hand the dolphen ♪
♪ Gone in seconds ♪
- Yay.
[energetic music]
♪ ♪
- Could you open that door for her?
Thank you, honey.
♪ ♪
- Hey. - Did we interrupt?
- What? - Joey, did you bring tanning?
- I brought spray, yes. - All right.
Yeah, I need to spray my arms so they don't look fat.
- [sighs] Okay.
- ♪ It's here in wonderland ♪
♪ We let our colors fly ♪
♪ We're doing what we like ♪
♪ We don't apologize ♪
♪ We're going, this is a million dollars ♪
♪ We don't need your trust fund ♪
♪ A million-dollar life ♪
- Have you seen her grandmother?
- Yes.[laughs]
- I'm pretty sure she put a hex on me.
She was like, looking at me like...
[eerie tone]
- No. - While we were rehearsing.
[hisses] I was--I was shook.
Last night, I had a dream
that my four front teeth fell out,
and I was running around LA, and I didn't know what to do.
- Oh, my God. I can't.
- She cursed me so good that now my dreams are even cursed.
"The dreams where you lose your teeth are typically associated
with feeling of powerlessness and a loss of control."
[tense hip-hop music]
- She definitely hexed you.
♪ ♪
- Yeah, I'm scared of her. - Yeah.
[exciting music]
- ♪ So turn it up, yeah, we're going ♪
- Where the [bleep] is Chris? Why isn't he in the chair?
Can we take the heat off? Where is everybody?
- ♪ Coming up ♪
♪ Bump until the room shakes, turn it up ♪
♪ ♪
- Right now, the guys are gonna head over to Park Château,
and, you know, get down the dance routine.
- Hope that Keto Guido didn't add more steps today.
- [bleep] [scoffs] - Yeah.
- ♪ I'm blowin' dope, I'm your speed ♪
♪ Super fast, go, got your knees ♪
♪ Gs to roll my bank roller's vote ♪
♪ Every single step nothing less than original ♪
- Where's my mom?
We need to sit down and start getting ready.
Nerve-racked.
♪ ♪
- [indistinct]
- I hope I like it. What if I don't like it?
- Then we'll wipe you off and start again.
- Okay, just make me look pretty.
- I'm trying.
- ♪ Go shock the world, go shock the world ♪
♪ Go shock the world, go shock the world ♪
♪ Go shock the world ♪
♪ ♪
- Yo, what up, Vincent? - Hi, I'm Danielle.
- Pauly. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Danielle.
- We ordered a box here, so did it come here?
- Yeah, so it came here.
When you guys sent over the measurements,
that's not the measurements of the width of the door.
- Are you serious?
- Thankfully, there was a crane next door.
- A what?
- Is this bigger than you thought?
- Wow, yeah. - Oh, no.
- The box is like a giant present,
and Angelina's gonna think this is like a car,
this box is so big.
- Got you. - Cool.
- Ooh, "Jenni."
- What does mine say? - "Nicole."
- Could we go see Ang? - Yeah, follow me.
- It's her wedding day.
I'm sure she's a little stressed.
We wanna check on the bride. I'll be back.
- I need a mimos-er. - And give her a c*ck.
- There's Pauly. Oh, my God.
- Where? - You're a [bleep] as*h*le.
- Oh, please, you say your own things in group chat.
[stammers]
- I'll take for the team, Pauly.
- I'm like, I'm hiding. - Yeah.
- Can you show us where the ballroom is?
But we don't want the girls to see us
'cause this is all, like, a secret.
- ♪ Oh, oh, ain't tryna break down ♪
- This is the ballroom area right here.
- All right, thank you. - Thanks.
- Hey, yo, Ron, close them doors, man.
We need privacy.
Let's get this practice popping, man.
I only rock speakers that match my shirt.
- All right, hit it.
[lively music]
- There you go.
- [singing indistinctly]
♪ ♪
- Yeah, see, you got it.
- Oh
- See, even I remember it.
- There. - Yeah, there you go.
- [laughs]
- Let's get back to the hotel, get ready for the night.
- Hi, guys. - Hi.
- How you feeling? - Oh, my God.
- You look beautiful. - Are you nervous?
- Yeah.
- But it's your wedding day. Be excited.
- I know. No, I am now.
Like, definitely better than yesterday.
Did you sleep? - No, I had a nightmare.
- What? About what?
- I lost my teeth in my dream.
- What do you mean you lost-- - Did your grandma hex her?
- Yeah. - Grandma.
Grandma's over there. - Grandma, did you hex her?
- Yeah, she had a dream her teeth fell out.
- Uh-oh. - I told you.
- Told me what? She said, "Told you," to me.
- Grandma, what does that mean?
- She said, "Bad news." - Yeah.
- I can't.
My grandma's a pisser, that's for sure.
She is a very strong, opinionated woman.
- Oh, my God.
- This is so crazy.
- Is he gonna cry?
Take your boobs out!
It's happening!
[romantic music building]
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Good-bye pain, and farewell to the blues ♪
♪ I am turning over the page ♪
♪ To get me a different view ♪
- Grandma was up there. What did Grandma say?
She said, "I told you"? - Yeah.
- To Angelin-er and Chris.
- Oh, my God. Our speech.
- What? - Our speech.
- Oh, we're good. - What about our speech?
- We need note cards.
We kind of know what we wanna say in the speech.
- Chris' brother, I feel like
he's gonna take the best man's speech,
and [bleep] embarrass the [bleep] out of me and Chris.
I actually said, I was like-- he's like,
"I think I'm gonna hold back and say--"
I'm like, "No, don't [bleep] hold back.
I wanna hear what the [bleep] you wanna say."
So that's gonna be funny.
- All the memories I have with her are raunchy.
- They're all raunchy. - Facts.
- I feel like we should do, like, the raunchy stuff.
Yes.
But we're going over it to make sure it sounds right,
if we need to add anything.
"Trash to my bags, period to our [bleep]."
- "You are the dump to my island."
- Yeah, I like that. - That could be yours.
- "To the dysfunctional, but perfect couple."
That's cute, right? I should be a speech writer.
- Raise your glasses, b*tches.
- I really can't believe here we are
in Angelina's wedding.
I would've never thought. - Who would've thunk?
- I, like, replaced her, and here I am, a bridesmaid.
And I'm standing closer to her than you guys.
- Yeah, Jenni's the furthest away.
- You are the furthest away. - [laughs]
Jenni, I'm surprised you're in this wedding, to be honest.
- Well, after what I heard last night,
I'm surprised any of us are in this wedding.
[laughter] - It's crazy.
- I think she enjoys the roller coaster rides,
from what I've heard.
- She does. She loves the drama.
- They will not let you do that,
but they said we could do this.
- What's the difference?
- This is allowed because it's environmentally safe
and all that jazz.
- Like, that's, like, ruining my whole entire thing.
Like, I've been wanting to do that for, like, years.
I mean-- - Then we'll try again.
- Why can't we pop confetti?
- I don't know. Don't stress about it though.
- No, I needed that in the video.
It's the video that I'm gonna have forever
and I wanted that.
- A bet--
the over/under on one of the bridesmaids or someone
getting in, like, a fight or an argument tonight.
- Oh, facts. - Oh.
- I'm waiting for her to be a bridezilla.
I wanna hear it. - I'm here for it.
- I'm here for it as long as it's not to us.
- Everybody's phone needs to be taken away.
It smells like fish.
That's ridiculous, you know what I mean?
It smells like garbage. [bleep] off.
Not that one. What are we--in a club?
Do they have more pasta in there?
- Yeah. - Maybe a little bit more.
And no bread.
- ♪ Yes, time to celebrate ♪
♪ Now put your glasses in the sky ♪
♪ Then look me in the eye ♪
♪ To my never say die, forever we stay high ♪
♪ Together, we made it, time to celebrate ♪
- ♪ Yeah, I said it, we made it, time to celebrate ♪
♪ Yeah, we on it, time to celebrate ♪
♪ We on it, time to celebrate ♪
- I didn't even think she was gonna get married,
to be honest.
- But you know what?
Last night, when I saw him looking at her
during the rehearsal, I was like,
"Wow, he's in love with her." - He loves her.
- He was even cursing in front of the priest.
I'm like, "Oh, my God." - I was like, we're in church!
- He--they met each other's match.
- It's meant to be.
Chris and Angelina were meant for each other
because they're both just crazy pants.
And honestly, I think Chris is her soulmate.
- All right, let's go. - I'm chill-ana.
Remember my wedding?
I feel like I wasn't stressed at all.
I was just really happy to marry my best friend.
- You look snazzy. - Hi, guys.
And I was just, you know, taking in
every single experience, and I want her to do the same.
- Hello, hello. - Angelin-er.
- Where's Angelin-er? - Hola.
both: To Angelin-er and Chris.
- Let me see. - Oh, you look hot.
- Oh, I love it. You look gorg'.
- I like it. - Chris is gonna get a b*ner.
- What did you say--a b*ner? - Yeah.
- Yeah, we have to go.
Okay, we're ready.
It means so much to me that the girls and myself
have just gotten so close.
[laughter]
- Have a laugh, girl. There we go.
- I can't. You make me laugh.
We've gotten over so many hurdles as friends--
ups and downs, the roller coasters, the fights,
the wine bottles.
And to have them be in my wedding--
it's a big deal to me.
- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
- How does this stay up? - I don't know.
It's sick, though.
It's just really amazing
to feel this type of love right now from them.
[all cheering]
[upbeat music]
- I look horrifying. I'm like this.
- That was so good.
- [vocalizing]
- ♪ It just don't stop, sun up to sun down ♪
- Do you know how to do this? - Yeah.
- ♪ Distressed jeans, Tim boots, and a Yankee fitted ♪
♪ The way the chain hang, they say I overdid it ♪
♪ Needed to erase, so I pick up the pace, like yeah ♪
- Oh, my God. I feel like a life-size...
A life-size princess. I look like one.
- ♪ You know it just don't stop, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- Does Grandma like all the bridesmaids, or nah?
- You know, sometimes her face is so glazed over,
it looks like she doesn't even like me.
- She does? I will tell you.
I never in my life had a teeth dream,
and it was so vivid, and I, like, lost my own teeth.
And then I Googled it, and it's like a feeling of, like,
powerlessness
and a loss of control. - Right.
- And I tried to tell her this morning.
She's like, "I told you."
I was like, "Ah!"
- You know what, if you go and sit next to her,
and you ask her to elaborate,
she'll give you a whole reading right now, so--
but if you wanna open up Pandora's Box,
it's at your discretion. - I don't. I'm scared.
I'm scared. - That's gotta be your choice.
I can walk you over to her and initiate conversation.
- Okay. - Go?
- So tell her I'm being gentle.
- Hey, Gram. You know Jen, right?
- Hi, Gram. - Jenni.
- She's just staring
'cause she's in another world putting another hex on me.
Can we talk? - About that dream--
- Oh, my God! - See, just like that.
In an instant, she's so alive now.
- She's so--[laughs] - It was a dead stare before.
- Yes, she was dead staring me, and it scared me a little bit.
- I told you.
- Such a--I'm sorry. - There you go. See?
- I have to say this might be the biggest mind[bleep]
I've ever dealt with in my life.
Yesterday, you probably don't even remember doing it,
but you kind of...you like...
You gave me the-- yeah, you did that,
and I wanna know why.
- [laughs]
- So just wanna know what that's about.
- [laughs] Oh, jeez.
[laughing]
- I'm [bleep] shocked.
She's enjoying this. She's laughing.
- Oh, like an energy?Some--
- Yeah.
- I want to be involved.
What do you see for me? - You?
- I was asking if she put a hex on me.
- No, I don't--no, no.
Only girls I don't like-- b*tches I don't like, I will.
- The way you were looking at me last night, I was like,
"What'd I do?"
- "I don't think Grandma likes me."
- No, I wouldn't do--no. - Okay.
Grandma's got me shook.
I don't know what will cure this,
if it's gonna be, like, a mimosa
or am I gonna go straight to tequila,
but, like, I need to ingest something very heavy
to get this feeling gone.
- I'm a healer, so I wouldn't do that.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Yeah, I do a lot of things... - Do you do reiki?
- She's a white witch. - Do you do reiki?
- Oh, okay. I didn't know that was a thing.
- What?
- I didn't know that was a thing.
- Yes, it is. - Cool.
- I was just making sure I wasn't on the bad side of her.
- Yeah, she's a white witch of God.
- Do you have to say it out loud?
- Oh, s-- - Like a healer?
- Just kidding.
- We're kidding. Kidding.
Cut that out. - Cancel.
Oh, [bleep], like, I didn't know it was a secret,
and I don't want her to put a hex on me.
I don't wanna die.
Oh, let's go see your granddaughter.
- Yeah, there we go. - We got you, we got you.
I got you, girl--come on. - This is so crazy.
[piano music]
- ♪ I feel the weight upon my chest ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Suffocating ♪
- Okay. - Okay?
Feel good? - Yeah, yeah.
- ♪ My loss ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Love ♪
- Weddings are not how it used to be back in the day
when you had to walk down the aisle
to see your husband for the first time.
These days, what you do is
you do something called "the first look,"
where you and your husband-to-be
see each other before actually walking down the aisle.
[romantic music]
♪ ♪
- Is he gonna cry?
- ♪ You, my love, my love, my love ♪
- You look gorgeous!
- ♪ Above, above, you're my queen, all I need ♪
- You could tell Chris is super nervous,
you can tell that Angelina's super nervous,
and I just love the first look.
It's, like, probably one of my favorite moments in a wedding.
- Show your t*ts! - Sorry, Mom.
- Where's the b's? - Take your boobs out.
- You look like a Victoria's Secret model.
- I've never seen her so classy.
- Yeah. - Aw.
- ♪ Oh, ever since I've known you ♪
♪ Every day, I feel damn brand new ♪
♪ Yeah, I need you ♪
♪ Can't sleep without you ♪
- Aw! - Gorgeous!
- You have goosebumps.
- Aw, Chris looks nervous.
- Stop! - Chris, she looks hot!
- Chris, she looks hot!
- She looks so hot. [crowd cheering]
It's happening!
[music swells]
♪ ♪
all: Aw!
- [whimpers] You look so gorgeous.
I love you so much. - I love you.
♪ ♪
- My love. [chuckles] - You look beautiful.
- We can totally tell Chris is crying.
Like, this is, like, such a beautiful moment.
- Now he's a good guy. - Oh, he started crying.
- Yeah. - This is so perfect.
- Love you.
- Beautiful.
- What do you see? He's crying--stop!
- You guys look amazing!
As Angelina and Chris turn around,
they look so cute, both of them are crying.
I'm like, "Aw, this was perfect.
They love each other."
- Is she crying? - Oh, my God.
- I'm crying. I never cry. - She's crying!
- I never cry. Can I have a tissue?
It just feels so good to know that there's somebody
in this world that loves me the way that Chris loves me.
Oh, my God. I'm getting emotional.
- [vocalizing]
♪ ♪
- I love that he cried. - I know--and she cried.
- That was amazing.
- You could just tell how much he loves her.
- I never cry.
I cannot wait to get married.
It's just gonna be such an amazing night.
I can't believe it.
♪ ♪
[lively music]
- It's a dirty, little wedding.
- The party's here. Party's here!
♪ ♪
- Angelina, I'll smack you in your wedding dress.
[music swells]
- Anyone objects
to the marriage of Angelina and Christopher?
[music slows, stops]
- Shut up.
[eerie tones]
[dramatic music]
- I would like to call up Nicole, Deena, and Jenni.
- This wedding is sort of compared to the Titanic.
It was beautiful, it was grand. At the end of the day...
- You are the dump to our island.
- It's so-- oh, my God.
[crowd booing]
- That is so [bleep] up.
- [bleep] kidding me?
- Half of her entire [bleep] crowd booed us.
- That's [bleep] gross.
- I will never film with her again.
- Take your camera crew out of my [bleep] face.