03x25 - So That Happened!

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[music sputters, stops]

- This is happening!

- It's not cheating if you don't look her in the face.

- This is the best day of my life.

- Wait, so are they gonna bang or what?

- I will never make you do anything

that would jeopardize anything.

Do you know that? You have a good night though.

- You're the sweetest.

Remember that time we were in New York City?

Me and Pauly had a nice dinner together that night.

- I remember that.

- And then we went home together.

And he shut the door on me.

- But why? - I don't know. Ask him.

- She came to my show, and obviously I wanted to.

But, like, I didn't know if I was supposed

to cross that line or not.

And then I slept on it, and then dude swooped in.

I never really met single JWOWW.

It's always like, "What would that be like? Would we ever?"

If I get the green light from her

that she was done with dude, yes.

- The perfect ending to the "Jersey Shore" romcom

would be if Jenni and Pauly ended up together, hooking up.

God knows where we're gonna go from here.

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- ♪ I've been getting money, what the hell you doing? ♪

♪ Hey partner and them they keep the two ♪

♪ In case you need to screw it ♪

♪ Percolator, percolator, percolator, percolator ♪

♪ Hold up, hold up, hold up ♪

- [yawns] - Are you up, my dude?

- Yep.

- What a night. - I just got up.

- That was fun, man. - I feel sick.

I think I need a pinot grigio.

- I thought you were gonna say like Pedialyte.

- I'm not seven.

- You left me last night.

Your wet dream finally came true.

- Ben Affleck was here? - No. No, not that wet dream.

- What?

- I told you. You missed everything.

- I think I have to potty.

- Yeah, it was playboy. - Yeah.

- You little romanticizer, you.

- [laughs]

- I went l*sbian for seconds last night.

- Yeah, and then you went Pauly for seconds.

- It wasn't my doing. - For the other .

- We had a good night.

And then it ended on Pauly trying to [bleep] Jenni.

Whoo!

Where did that come from?

- What a night.

- And my goal for this Ratchelorette

was to get Angelina on stage.

- To bang JWOWW. - Huh?

- Hmm? - Say what?

- He really wanted to.

I was like, "You want to [bleep] her?"

He goes, "No, yeah, I do."

- Let's get it! - I know you do.

- I'm like, "Oh, all right." - He said that?

- Yeah. - Last night, like,

you really did have a little twinkle in your eye.

- Huh? - I know that Jenni and Pauly

flirted with each other and would joke around.

But I definitely didn't see this coming,

not even after ten years.

Like, I'd never seen Pauly chasing a girl.

- Yes, you did.

- And then you came in here but solo.

I've never seen that happen in my life, ever.

- Waking up this morning,

I think Jenni's on the same page as me.

We're always like attracted to each other,

but she was always in a serious relationship.

- I am seeing someone.

I can't wait to see what happens.

Roger is an old friend of mine.

Zack's here. - Nice to meet you.

- But now with single Jenni around in a Shore House,

we'll see how that works out.

- It was so weird.

It's gonna be an awkward breakfast.

- Nah. - Oh, boy.

- What are you, a [bleep] Virgin Mary?

- What are you, ? - Yeah, it's funny like--

- Right now, I'm a zombie from "The Walking Dead."

But like, what the [bleep] happened last night?

[snores]

Everybody fill me in because I died.

- I think he definitely last night

wanted to be with Jenni. - Bang me?

- It's gonna happen. - But that's sick though.

When you moving in?

- Just thinking about packing my suitcase

and going straight there from here, you know?

- Sick. - Play with all 's toys.

I hope he leaves them. [laughter]

Oh, I love a horseback tour this time of year.

- "I hope he leaves them."

- Oh, God. No.

- You're glad I came back. - I am. This is hilarious.

- I don't know why you're thinking about it too much.

It's just a bang.

b*tch, you're not trying to marry him.

It's just a hookup, and, Jenni,

I feel like you just need to have a good time, okay?

- No. I'm classy now.

- I feel like there's more than that though.

- Oh, all right. - Yeah.

- So it's like I want a dinner before.

- All right, I appreciate that.

- A lobster. - A lobster dinner.

- Maybe a steak. - Surf and turf.

- Yeah.

- I wonder if he remembers any of this.

- I remember it all. [laughter]

- Is he [bleep] embarrassed?

- I always said if Pauly wanted to, like,

put effort into it,

I would be very open to talking to Pauly.

Wow.

- Good morning, fellas. - What are you up to, my guy?

- What's up, fam? Nothing, man.

You guys ready to get some food?

- I'm down. We should. - I'm starving, man.

- There was some incest happening last night.

- Oh, damn. You know what, I saw a little something.

- It wasn't me.

Mr. DelVecchio had a little "rendez-vouse" with Miss WOWW.

- I did see a bit of flirtation.

- I did not cross the line. - Okay.

- I would never hook up with my sister,

just other people's sisters.

[laughter]

- You're tickling me. You're like tickling me.

Stop! You're tickling me!

- You're tickling me!

- Ooh. Mike, you watching?

- Okay, I see where this is going.

I see where this is going, and that's fine.

- I have to go home and get my dress fitted.

- Yeah, I have to as well.

- Are you in the wedding?

- I don't know.Am I?

Do I get a dress? - I don't know.

- She said she replaced me last night.

- So I was like, when Jenni came obviously with you,

I was like, "Oh, my God"

because two days before that, I [bleep] replaced her.

- Yeah.

I mean, you had every right to.

You guys didn't speak for like weeks.

- For a long time.

- I probably would have done that too.

You know, I do feel for Angelina.

Weddings are stressful.

And having a wedding party be such a mess, some people in,

some people out, people quitting.

Like it's just--no bride wants to deal with that.

- Well, if you're not in it, are you still gonna go?

- We'll see.

- Just a really bad situation.

What would you do?

[sighs]

- You look like a substitute teacher?

- Are you trying to be Jenni?

- Oh! - It's a joke.

- When you see it online versus when it arrives in the mail.

- Stop! Listen! - Stop, AWOWW.

[laughter] - Ohh!

- Oh, no. Disgrace.

- Oh! - That's gross.

- Like, it's painful to watch it.

- Ah! I like it. I like it.

- What is it? What is it, a ski lodge?

- Is that a house?

- Glad I brought my ski jacket. Holy [bleep].

- Mike's house looks exactly like ski lodge,

like "The Shining." I pull up, and I'm like,

"Here's Ronnie!" [laughs hysterically]

- ♪ I'm just living my life ♪

♪ I'm just living my life, I'm just living my life ♪

- Ladies! - Hey!

- What up? Good morning. Ladies. Ladies.

- What happened last night is the question.

I don't know what-- - Good morning.

- Good morning. - How are you feeling?

- Stop!

- I'm looking at Pauly and Jenni,

and I just see hearts around them

and just like waterfall sh**ting in the background.

[laughter] - That was a fun time.

- It was fun. - And I'm just like,

"I knew this was coming. I knew this was coming."

- Pauly! - Do you remember what you

were saying last night? - "Give me green light, girl."

- The green light. - You talk like that before?

- I said it tastes like-- smells like Blow Pops.

- Yes. - That was best one.

- Honestly, I never heard Pauly really talk like that.

- Yeah, I know. - So I'm like--

- I love when Pauly rages. - I was like, "This is great."

- That's why I don't go to bachelorette parties no more.

- There she is. - The woman of the hour.

You look like a substitute teacher.

- Do I? - Porn star.

- [bleep] you, Vinny. - Yes.

I love the glasses, but--

- Are you trying to be Jenni? - Oh!

- I'm kidding. It's a joke. - You took Jenni's swag.

- You got her pants on and her glasses.

- Same extensions and everything.

- She doesn't have these pants, do you?

- She dead-a*s looks like Jenni right now, girl.

- Shut up! - Oh, my God! No!

- Are you Jenni for Halloween! - Hashtag, fashion ambassador.

- Are you JWOWW? - Wow!

- When you see it online versus when it arrives in the mail.

- Oh!

- All right, we need to do this here.

Stop. Listen!

[laughter, chatter]

- Stop, AWOWW. - Oh! AWOWW!

- He said, "Stop, AWOWW."

- ♪ It's real ♪

- Aw, look them together! Aw!

- That's stupid. - So cute!

- Oh, my God, I'm so excited we get to eat right now.

Yo, look at this buffet. - Oh, dang.

- Might have to just turn up. - Oh, yes, please.

- We're going to Harrah's Buffet.

It's gonna be our last meal together before we leave.

Ooh, cherries.

Jenni, sit by Pauly. Pauly saved you a seat.

- Did you? - On his [bleep].

- See, he did not. - [laughs]

The next time we see each other, guys,

is gonna be at Angelina's wedding.

- Oh, you're still doing that? - Yes.

- Sick. - I am.

- Is Vinny allowed to have a plus one at your wedding?

- No. - Yay!

- Pauly, are you bringing anybody?

- No.

- Jenni, are you bringing anybody?

- No. - Ooh.

- Pauly, she's bringing Pauly. - Ooh.

You guys should go together.

- Maybe it'll be on Angelina's wedding.

- Oh, we're gonna be so annoying.

- Are you gonna slow dance? - Are you gonna slow dance?

- You guys, we're not going steady.

- Toast to Angelina's wedding.

- To Angelina! - Oh! You're getting married!

- You're getting married! - Yas queen!

- One [bleep] for the rest of my life?

Oh, God. That's [bleep] up.

- Jesus.

- You're starting off on the right foot right now.

- Yeah, exactly. Good headspace.

- Yeah, you're going into this with the right mindset.

- Yes. - Let's go pack.

- Yeah, let's go. - We got to get out of here.

- ♪ Push it to the limit, I'm in it to win it ♪

- Let's get packing, boys.

- ♪ Yeah, I'm in it to win it ♪

- Yo, imagine if we didn't come rescue this [bleep].

- Oh, my God.

Would have been the worst bachelorette party ever.

- Yeah, we flexing when we pack.

- It's crazy, son.

- I can't believe I'm getting married, I can't.

- Well, it's like in days.

- We're gonna have such a fun time.

Everyone's gonna be dancing. Chris's brother,

I feel like he's gonna take the best man speech and [bleep]

embarrass the [bleep] out of me and Chris.

I actually said, I was like--he's like,

"I think I'm gonna hold back."

I'm like, "No, don't [bleep] hold back.

I want to hear what the [bleep] you want to say."

So that's gonna be funny.

Last night, we were all drunk, and I told Jenni

about how I replaced her in my wedding party.

- Am I still allowed in your wedding?

- We need to talk about that. - Oh.

- Me and Jenni have to have that conversation sober.

So might as well just do it now.

I would be happy if you came to my wedding as a bridesmaid.

But now the dress is an issue

because I did give it to somebody else,

but I--I didn't know what was going on between us.

We didn't talk.

- You gave it to somebody else? That's fine.

- I'm gonna call Casa Couture,

and I'm gonna ask them if they can get me another dress.

- That b*tch really took it, huh?

Who is she? - She's blonde.

My friend Hanna. She's been my friend for like--

- You replaced me with a blonde? Wow.

- I did. I got to be honest.

- Could that girl fit in my dress?

She's got big t*tties? - Mm-hmm.

- Rude. - [laughs]

Very glad right now that I'm able to put, you know,

Jenni back in the party. This is exactly I wanted.

I'm happy you're gonna be my bridesmaid.

- Again. - Again.

I'm sorry I replaced you. - That's fine.

I'm easily replaceable by a blonde.

- Nobody can replace you, Jenni.

- Goodbye, NOLA!

- Come on, babe.

Our plane is waiting.

Chris, you happy with the way everything went down?

- We saved the party. - RSVPC for the win, kid.

- Let's go.

- Book us now for bachelorette parties near you.

- Are you packed? - Yeah, we're ready to go.

You guys ready? Let's go, guys.

- Zip up.

- We're out.

I feel like this bachelorette party

was all I've ever wanted.

Like, it's perfect.

All eight of us were together.

We were all on vacation together,

loving like everything.

- Let's go! - Let's go!

- Yes, let's do this. - Straight to Jersey!

- Honey-WOWW. - You know, I walked

into this having problems with Jenni.

Did this girl ever give a [bleep] about my feelings?

She never gave a [bleep] about my feelings.

I don't give a [bleep] about hers 'cause guess what,

this is our wedding time.

Walking out of this, not having problems with Jenni.

Vinny also walked into this having a problem with Jenni.

Now him and her are cool again.

You know, kind of almost walked out of it

with Jenni and Pauly banging.

Imagine my wedding is the place

where Jenni and Pauly actually smoosh.

- Bye, NOLA. - Peace out, NOLAers.

- Bye, NOLA.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I got this rhythm in my bones ♪

♪ This beat in my head ♪

♪ These lyrics in my veins that might infest in my pain ♪

♪ Feel it, easy to explode ♪

♪ So take it over and bring what you got ♪

♪ To the floor ♪

- You good?

- Oh, there it goes. - There it goes.

- That's the right attitude.

Dude, like this is a good situation right now.

Me and the missus are finally moving into our first home.

So we're so excited to be moving forward

with that chapter of our life.

- What are you calculating?

- If you see me talking to myself, remain calm,

I'm having a staff meeting.

Moving is a stressful situation.

But you have to get through it together, you know?

Honey, it seems you have everything under control here.

I'm gonna go downstairs and, uh, get a sandwich.

We're gonna go from there.

I can't really think on an empty stomach right now.

- All right, but you're on Mosey duty daycare, so--

daddy daycare.

- Would you like an egg sandwich?

- No. - What about a croissant?

- And be back soon, okay? - All right, I'll be back.

- Don't leave me here by myself.

- I won't, honey. You have this all under control, honey.

You are the master of all situations.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I heard you a little nasty bro ♪

♪ Did a track in the studio ♪

♪ Put me on the west coast, love the weather out ere ♪

- Excuse me, where's the Park Chateau?

I think it's taking us the back road, like, route.

- No, I think it's taking us somewhere else.

You probably put in the wrong address.

- I don't know. It says Cranbury Road.

What do you want me to do? Like, do you want me

to friggin' [bleep] somebody to find an address?

I've always wanted to get married at the Park Chateau.

So I'm gonna go there right now with Chris,

and we're gonna have our vendor day with them.

Oh, I can't wait to taste test all this food, right?

- Yeah. What today, we're doing the taste test?

- Yeah, we're doing it-- Where have you been?

Are you like in la-la land, like, doo-doo-doo like you are?

You're an idiot.

It's probably better off that I'm in control of this

because if I let Chris be in control any of this,

I think that we'd have a circus in my wedding.

- It's gonna be a long day. - Yes, it is.

Guys don't do [bleep] for weddings.

I swear to God, I don't understand.

Chris, we're here! Oh, my God!

Look at this beautiful, beautiful gate.

- So you're impressed about the gate?

- Rich people [bleep].

Oh, my God, Chris. I love it.

Oh, God, I can't walk in these cobblestones.

Babe, hold me up. I'm gonna fall.

Oh, my God. I love it. Do you love it?

- I love it. It's beautiful. - We're not even inside yet.

- Wow. - Well, hello there.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Great to see you guys again.

- So I'm gonna give you the tour.

We'll kind of go through the run-through

of what your guests will do that day.

And then we'll sit down with Danielle,

give you some food, and then we'll be all good to go.

- Awesome. Food, your favorite thing, Chris.

The Park Chateau is just-- it's just gorgeous.

Everything about it--

just the whole entire grounds are just beautiful.

It looks like a dollhouse. Ah, I love it.

- Welcome to our chapel. - Oh, my God! I love it.

- Wow. So nice. - Oh, it's so beautiful, Chris!

- I'm about to cry already. - It does.

- Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry already.

- Shut up. [laughter]

♪ ♪

- Honey, I'm home. - Oh, I was just calling you.

Looking for my coffee.

- Me and Mrs. Situation, we've been living

in an apartment by the beach for a couple years right now.

And now we're closing

some of those chapters that were negative...

- What was the first stop this morning?

- The things that I've gone through the past couple years,

to be honest, all happened for a reason.

And moving into the chapters that are positive.

Come on, Mosey. Come on.

- Who is that? - Oh, my goodness.

- My God, Mosey, who is that? - It's Daddy. It's Daddy.

- Who is that, Mosey? - Come on.

Let's go, my God. It's your daddy.

All the years of memories that we've been through.

[overlapping chatter] - Hi!

♪ ♪

- To Big Daddy Sitches.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's over.

It just shows that tough times don't last but tough people do.

We're off to greener pastures.

- And then across you have the dining table for you guys

to have your c*ck hour up here if you want to.

- So do you have to bring your own alcohol or--

- We supply all that for you. - Okay, good.

So I don't have to like carry some [bleep] in my bag and--

- No, what do you think, it's the corner store?

- No flasks or anything.

- Hanging out on the corner. Of course they have alcohol.

- I don't know. I just wanted to know.

So I'm happy we cleared that up, good.

- Yep. - So it's all supplied.

- Yes. - Great, Chris.

Anything you want to know, Mr. Quiet?

- No.

- When I say the word "doo-doo-doo-doo,"

there's a reason why I say it.

I'm, like, getting so mad at him.

I'm like, "You're not even doing anything!"

- Chris is making himself comfortable.

- Yeah. - How does it feel?

- Feels good. I'm testing it out.

- And then you could do a rose petal toss.

- How about a wife toss?

- Ooh. - Ooh, leopard.

- Ooh, it's hot. My n*pples are burning.

- Not my pictures. Our pictures.

He does this next to people.

- And you do duckface. So what's the difference?

I'm just gonna be like...

- I swear, if you do that, I'm gonna turn around

and I'm gonna walk out. Like, it's probably normal.

- It's normal. - Right. Yeah.

- And it's just so much better that way

because when they get like super crazy involved--

- When are we tasting that food?

- Guys don't know anything.

Chris is like--I just can't-- I have no words sometimes.

- I'm hungry.

- Hi.

Are you in there? Like, are you there?

- Some hors d'oeuvres for you guys.

- Oh, look at you-- Chris, you didn't even see it?

- I saw it. I was waiting for you

to finish about your stupid flowers.

- Oh, my God. Stupid flowers?

- So that there is our Chicken Nanina's.

- Mmm.

- I just don't know what's going on in his brain.

- I'll try some more. - Chris!

- You got to taste them, make sure they're good.

- Do you even remember which one you like?

- Yeah, all of them. [laughter]

- Oh, there you are, Chris. Good morning.

- You could do our lobster mac and cheese station.

- Wow, I love lobster mac and cheese.

- Toppings. Yeah. - Do you?

- Yeah, you want me to throw my two cents in.

Can't help in the flowers, but I can help in the food.

- Okay. - Exactly.

- Of course. - Good stuff, Chris. Food.

Okay, so that's a good thing.

♪ ♪

- ♪ If you see me, I'm a traveling man ♪

♪ If you see me, I'm a traveling man ♪

♪ Yeah if you see me I'm a traveling man ♪

♪ If you see me I'm a traveling man ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm traveling the world when I can ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- We're home. - Mosey, let's roll.

- We made it. - Oh, my goodness.

He jumped out. He's so excited. He's at his first home.

I am totally in my feels right now

because I'm closing one chapter of my life

and also opening another,

which is really, really [bleep] cool.

- So cute. They sent us sunflowers.

No, you turn it, honey.

Turn the lock and then open the door.

The other way probably. - It's just I don't--

- So you take the flowers, and I'll do that.

- Honey, I don't know how to operate this thing.

- Please. - I'm telling you this.

We don't know how to operate such--

- There we go. We're home!

- We're here! We made it.

- We made it! - We did it.

- We made it. - The Situations are home.

- Love you. - Love you, honey.

- Mosey, go run free. It's your backyard.

- The comeback is truly greater than the setback,

and I'm proof of that,

and these are some of the good years coming.

♪ ♪

- So as far as DJ practices go, you both tell me what you like.

- I like strippers. - You like strippers.

Okay, we probably can't have strippers at your wedding.

- Christopher! - Oh.

- I love you guys.

Unfortunately, me and my wife

have been through a tough time together.

I need to open up to the roomies and let them know

that we had sort of a complication

with starting our family.

I wanted to tell you that me and Lauren,

we had a little situation.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Working, working, working ♪

♪ Working, working, working ♪

- We're gonna tear it up, Las Vegas, let's go!

- ♪ Working, working, working ♪

- ♪ Working, working ♪

- Just landed in New Jersey. I'm gonna go GTL.

Mike, I'll see you soon. Peace.

- ♪ My necklace is K ♪

♪ The shrimp's all you can eat, your purse is Gucci ♪

♪ It's nothing when you on that shopping spree ♪

- Today, we are celebrating marriage.

We are having a Pre-Cana session after today's service.

- Pre-Cana classes are basically classes

you take to have your kid get baptized

in church down the road, whenever you have kids.

I'm happy that Chris is like so motivational

when it comes to going to church

because that's something I need.

I need to go to church.

- The blood of Christ. - Ooh, I never did this before.

- Really? - Yeah, I'll do it.

- Hopefully, this place doesn't burn down.

- Hope not. Christopher, the body of Christ.

- Ooh, it tastes good.

- The blood of Christ. - I like it. Oops.

I mean, hey, listen, if you're gonna give me red wine

at a [bleep] church, I'm gonna--

Ooh, I shouldn't be cursing right now.

- How can you include more openness in your communication?

- I tell him whenever anything is bothering me.

- All right. What about both of you?

- She's the same way.

But I would say, instead of saying "tell,"

I'd replace it with the word "yell."

- Oh. You need to [bleep] do something with your life.

We need [bleep] therapy. And that is it.

- Are you still [bleep]? - Ooh, they're fighting.

- It's over. - They really love each other.

- Well, what do you think about that?

- That's true. [laughter]

- ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Oh, looky, looky, looky, looky here ♪

♪ Looky here, oh, looky, looky, looky, looky here ♪

♪ Looky here, oh, looky, looky, looky, looky here ♪

♪ Looky here, 'bout that money and that power ♪

♪ Yeah I swear ♪ [knocking, doorbell rings]

♪ Got some partners make your partners ♪

♪ Looky here, looky here ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- You brought Uncle Nino? - Yeah.

- I said just you. - Uncle Nino had been--

- I was at-- I was at the corner.

- Yeah. - What, are you on a safari?

I've never seen pants this color in my life.

What the [bleep] are those pants?

This guy looks like a Guido Indiana Jones.

[dramatic orchestral music]

What are those, mustard?

- Mustard, mustard, mustard. These are mustard.

- I don't know what the hell he's about to explore.

- You like his pants? - Stop, Uncle Nino.

I don't know what's going on.

- Am I gonna dance with you? Am I gonna dance with you?

- No, you just gotta help me record something.

When we gave Lauren the dance at Mike's wedding,

it was a great gift to her.

- ♪ I'm not internationally known ♪

♪ But I'm known to rock the microphone ♪

- We want to do that same thing for Angelina.

So I'm gonna teach the guys the dance, okay?

- Okay. - So you have to help me

record it so I can send it to them.

My mom is terrible at technology.

- Camera and then video.

- Camera. - Yeah, now go to Video.

- Is the battery charged? - My mom made a Twitter once,

and her first tweet was,

"Deli, Staten Island, walking distance."

All right, ready? Make sure you get me good so I know--

- You're gonna keep your clothes on?

- ♪ We be fly for nothing, we be fly for nothing ♪

♪ Walkin' to the mall, we be fly for nothing ♪

- Where's the biggest guy in the gym?

- My boy, Ron. Stop, what's up?

It's good to see you, pal. - You too, bro.

How's everything? How's the new house?

- Everything is good. - Good?

- Yeah. - But back to New Orleans.

- Right, what do you want to talk about with that?

- Was that for real or-- - Jenni and Pauly?

- I would like to see it.

I would like to see them hook up.

No? - I don't know.

If things don't necessarily work out,

it may cause people to start picking sides.

- That's true, that's true. - That one person likes or--

You know what I'm saying? - That is very true.

- Somebody catches feelings. Next thing you know it, like,

people are gonna start picking sides,

and that may not be a good situation.

Some back and chest. - All right.

- You want to get in and get a pump?

- Yeah, let's do this.

- Oh, no. With the cane?

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- Oh. - Disgrace.

- Oh. - Ohh!

- Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, that's gross.

- When I think of twerking, I think of like

a beautiful booty shaking in slow motion and like--

- Ah! I like it! I like it.

- Like, it's painful to watch this.

Let me look at the video.

Oh, God. - [laughs]

- This is a terrible video.

The good news is that if Uncle Nino

can make this dance routine work, so can the guys.

- Nice. - All right.

So you guys can go now. I'll practice on my own.

- All right.

- Now you throw me the [bleep] out, eh?

All right.

♪ ♪

- But it went from--it went from feast mode to beast mode.

- ♪ We don't respect excuses ♪

♪ All we respect is muscle ♪

♪ Either it's k*ll or be k*lled ♪

- Wow, that was a good workout, man.

- A shake? - Yeah. Hey, what's up, man?

- I'll do the banana blast. - I'm gonna get some fruit

and some almond milk with some protein.

- You have banana.

- What you got?

- No almond milk either.

- Yeah. - All right.

This is a bad situation. But I am prepared.

These days, BDS is so on top of his diet

that I can't necessarily trust some of the restaurants

if I get out of range of some of my favorites.

♪ ♪

If there's anyone to come up with a fire idea,

it's myself, Big Daddy Sitch.

Ah, it's happening, brother.

This is what's called the mobile salad.

- [laughs]

It's just--I guess it's a salad to go.

- Yeah. - [laughs] I don't know.

- Um, do you have a fork? - [laughs]

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get a plastic fork.

- So stupid.

- This mobile salad is something else.

- ♪ Big house on the hills ♪

♪ Leather seats is my throne ♪

♪ Yeah we started from the bottom but... ♪

- These things right here are really cool too.

- You like them? I was gonna replace them.

- I do. No, I like them.

I like it when you first walk in the foyer too

that they have these too.

- The ones in the foyer were hanging in the MoMA?

- Mm-hmm. The what?

- The MoMA. - What is the MoMA?

[ding]

- Are you serious?

- There is a learning curve when moving into a new home.

And right now, I'm pretty much on the bottom of the curve.

Listen, I have no idea how to work anything in this house,

but I'm very grateful for us to have our first home.

That's why I'm so excited to really bring the roomies here.

- ♪ Baby when you dance like that ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Baby when you move like that ♪

- We should close the door. Hi!

- Hey! - You smell good.

What is that? - Burberry. What's up, pal?

How's everything, guys? - Good.

- Welcome. Have a seat.

- So me and Chris today are going to meet

the DJ for our wedding.

The craziest and most hardest part of wedding planning

is it just keeps going.

So I just wanted to come

and just like figure out what direction we're going in...

- Okay. - As far as like music,

what we're doing that day.

- So as far as DJ packages go,

you both tell me what you like. So what's some--

- I like strippers. - You like strippers.

Okay, we probably can't have strippers at your wedding.

- Christopher! - Oh!

- And you're not having another bachelor party either,

'cause I'll slap the [bleep] out of you.

♪ ♪

- Bro, I can't believe Mike got his house though.

- Bro, Mike's house is massive, bro.

- He went from the big house to buying a big house.

- Buying a big house.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my god, is he Bill Gates?

- Ooh.

- What is it? What is it, a [bleep] ski lodge?

- Is that the house? - Glad I brought my ski jacket.

Holy [bleep].

Mike's house looks exactly like a ski lodge,

like "The Shining."

I pull up and I'm like, "Here's Ronnie!"

[laughs hysterically]

- This is the biggest door I've ever seen.

Hello?

- Hello? - Holy [bleep].

- Hello. - Is this house real?

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hello? - We have another visitor.

- I was like knocking for two minutes.

- Oh, my goodness. - Did not hear any of it.

Okay, everybody's here, honey. You want to lead the tour?

- We're gonna go this way, which is the office wing.

This is the kids' room. This is the office.

This is the observatory. You see the city from here.

- Yeah. - Really?

- I mean, I don't even think Mike knows

what an observatory is.

And now he owns an observatory.

- This is the living room. - Oh, my God.

- You're just turning it off, honey.

- I don't know how to operate anything.

- Honey, you're turning it off.

- Okay. - It's already all on.

- Honey, how do I do the-- how do I do the lights, honey?

I don't know how to operate anything.

Every day that I press a button,

I have no idea what that button is gonna do.

- Show him how all the drapes go, go push the bottom.

- I don't even know how the drapes go, honey.

- Mike, it's over on the wall. - Oh, those are drapes.

Yep, that's how they go. Okay, hold on, let me see.

It really feels awesome

to finally properly host to my squad.

Unfortunately, I need to let them know

that we had sort of a complication

with starting our family.

I wanted to tell you that me and Lauren,

we had a little situation.

- I-- - We got pregnant--

- We got pregnant the night he got home.

And then it was /, weeks and I miscarried.

- Sorry to hear that. - Sorry to hear that.

- It was a very difficult time the day that it happened,

the day that my wife miscarried.

One of my biggest fears was coming true.

- I went to the doctor hours before it happened

'cause I had a bad feeling, and he's like,

"No, you're great. You're healthy. Go home."

- You know, it's something I've never dealt with before.

- I think it's very, very awesome

that you opened up about it. - Yeah, thank you.

- Yeah. - I'm proud of you guys.

I give Lauren a lot of credit

coming out, and, you know,

opening up about it I think will help.

But, you know, it's just-- it's so sad.

Like, it breaks my heart for them.

- It was not easy for us to take as a young couple.

But we picked ourselves up, and I'm so proud of this woman

next to me right here for being so strong.

- It has to be hard on Lauren.

And it's hard on both sides, you know,

especially when you do want a family

and you do want to start your life together.

And, you know, you get that little bit of taste of hope,

and then it's taken from you.

You know, it's probably--it's got to be a [bleep] feeling.

- Like for me, like for everybody, it's different.

But holding it in and like not telling anybody

was so toxic for me, and I think it's because

we're so transparent with good and bad,

what we've gone through. - Yeah.

- Like everything with court and everything.

With like his addiction,

even when he was at his lowest point,

like, I had to deal with that publicly.

- It wasn't the right time for myself and my wife.

But I'm sure, in the next couple months,

in the next year, it will be the right time

to continue to make our family and have little Situations.

We really appreciate the support from you guys.

- Of course.

- And we're just gonna try again.

That's the main thing.

You know, we tried last week.

And tonight, we have another appoint to try, try again, so--

- Are we staying for that? - You know, she's gonna put

my favorite glasses on tonight, we're gonna rock.

- Glasses? - A little role-play.

- The little role-play glasses. - Yeah!

- You know what I'm saying? So--

- They're actually my real glasses.

[laughter]

- Let's go to the Seaside, boys.

- How do I close this trunk?

- Oh. - Oh, damn.

- Who needs friends when I have enemies like this?

Is that the phrase? I think I messed my hair up.

- ♪ Can't talk to me if your money ain't on ♪

♪ I'm a six figure shorty ♪

- So I just wanted to come and just like figure out

what direction we're going in...

- Okay. - As far as like music,

what we're doing that day. - Well, pretty much,

the first step is to really build your own wedding package

to see what's good for you guys.

- I thought it was just gonna be easy-breezy.

Literally, planning a wedding, you know,

you're gonna have a wedding planner,

they're gonna just do everything for you

and you're just gonna sit back like this and be like,

"Where's my pina colada?"

Like...

[bleep], it's a lot of work.

Oh, wow. Do we have that too? The flames?

- The sparklers? - Yeah.

- You want sparklers? - I really do want that.

- Then you have sparklers.

- Oh, oh, yeah. That too, do you have that?

- We have a robot. It's about eight feet fall.

- Who's in the robot?

Is it a real person in there or is it like a mechanical--

- It's a real person, Chris. - That's a no-no!

- Christopher! Oh, my God. Who am I marrying?

- You chose him. - Oh, God.

This actually chose me, by the way.

Just saying. Have to throw it out there.

- So funny. - Fifteen years later.

- I had a good idea about going to the Seaside house

to sort of have a sendoff dinner

for Angelina before her wedding

and make her feel special,

like she is part of the family like she really is,

but do it right at the Seaside house.

- Yes. - Angeliners!

- The squad has been together for almost a decade,

and Angeliners has missed out on a lot of moments

at the Shore House.

So I'm thinking to myself,

let's get the squad back to Seaside

one last night to give Angeliners a proper sendoff.

- Now that she's back, like, it feels like

she was there the whole time, but she really wasn't.

She missed like a lot of [bleep].

- I think we should all separately think

of sentimental gifts for Angeliners

of something that she may have missed over the past ten years.

- That's a good idea. - Yeah, that's an awesome idea.

- Angeliners was my arch nemesis.

You're a [bleep] hater.

- I'm all [bleep] natural, baby, and I'm hot.

- Lose [bleep] five or ten pounds,

and we can talk, okay? Oh, my God.

Angelina, you're [bleep] drunk. Get in your [bleep] bed!

You're the dirtiest girl I've ever met.

- Get out of my face. - Shut your mouth,

you dirty little hamster.

♪ ♪

Now I'm trying to do something nice for her.

So many crazy things have happened

over the last ten years, it's insane.

I wouldn't change a thing though.

♪ ♪

Even though a lot of crazy things happened,

we wouldn't be-- - I'd change a few.

- For you to say that, I mean, Mike--

- Yo, yo. - You might want to change

a couple things around. - I mean, my--

- Ron's like, "I would change everything."

[laughter]

- Just like-- - Start clean.

- On the contrary. On the contrary.

- I'd start completely over. - Yeah.

- Not one regret, not one? Not one?

- How do you put ten years into a gift?

- I don't know. - She missed a lot of stuff.

- I don't know. - Got to be creative with it.

- You know who's really creative?

- I think we should call DJ Pauly D up

and see if he has any ideas?

- Where is he? I'm asking for a friend.

- Where is Pauly?

- She's sweating. She's sweating.

- Yeah, she is. Does she have armpit sweat?

- I'm sweating. - She has armpit sweat.

- She's playing with her hair. She's playing with her hair.

- You guys gonna slow dance at the wedding?

Can you guys slow dance? - Who the [bleep] slow dances?

- At a wedding, everyone. [laughter]

You and PWOWW. Or PWOWW, that's you.

- Team PWOWW. - PWOWW!

- I hate all of you. - She's so nervous.

- All right, guys.

- All right, calling Pauly. - Jenni.

- Jenni, Jenni-- - Fix your hair, fix your hair.

- Your boyfriend. - Will you just leave me alone?

Oh, my God!

- Pauly, look, it's Jenni. - What up, bro?

- You guys are lit over there.

- PWOWW. Whoo! - Yo, it's lit as [bleep].

Man, we miss you. Where you at?

- Yo, I miss you too. I wish I could see the house.

- Pauly. - Yo.

- So the reason why we're calling you

is obviously you're very missed here.

- Yeah. - But we need your help

in trying to brainstorm about gifts for Angeliners.

- Okay, okay.

I'm thinking some luggage.

- Oh, damn. Some luggage.

- That's a good idea. - All right.

- No more garbage bags.

- That's a good idea right there.

- Luggage is good 'cause you could put stuff in the luggage.

- It's always something with Angelina and her luggage.

So this is perfect.

Give me a date. I want to be there.

- All right, dope, brother. Can't wait to see you, man.

- See you in a couple days. - See you in a couple days.

- See you, Paul!

- I have not seen Pauly since Angelina's bachelorette.

This makes me nervous. It's like high school.

I'm just-- I'm turning red.

- All right, guys. - I'm excited.

- Why don't the girls go down together?

- All right. - We could drive in my van.

- All right, so you guys bring the food.

We'll bring Angeliner.

- Sounds good. This will be great.

- All right. Let's go. - All right, let's go.

Thanks for showing us your house.

- Yeah. - Oh, Mike, I wanna stay.

- Beautiful. - Same.

- ♪ You ain't gotta front with me ♪

♪ I can tell you want my company ♪

♪ Girl you know-- ♪

- ♪ Watch the money fold, watch the money fold ♪

♪ Watch the money fold like it's origami ♪

♪ Money fold, watch the money fold ♪

♪ Watch the money fold like it's origami ♪

♪ Tenfold, watch the money fold ♪

♪ Watch the money fold, tenfold, tenfold ♪

[horn honks]

- Me and Ronnie are picking up Mike

so we can all head down to Seaside, get dinner ready,

and then have the girls meet us there later.

[horn honks]

- House so big, he'd probably get lost.

- I don't know if he can hear the horn.

Second time pulling up to Mike's house.

I'm like, "Damn, did his house get bigger?

Did he build an extension on it?"

Like, it gets bigger every time you look at it.

Can't hear the horn from the back of the house.

- Can't hear the horn from the kitchen.

- Can't hear the horn from the observatory.

It takes him an hour to get down.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, Mosey.

I got to go, Mosey.

- You don't think he saw us coming from the observatory?

- He saw me coming from Staten Island.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Crossing the Outerbridge.

- I got to go, buddy.

- Beep. [horn honks]

- Oh, my goodness.

Going back to the Jersey Shore, Mosey.

[continuous honking]

♪ ♪

Sit.

Paw. Good man. I'm out.

♪ ♪

- Oh, he's here. - Oh, all his favorite foods.

- Is that the groceries?

- It's happening, boys. It's happening.

Oh, damn. All right. How do I close this trunk?

- I got it. I got it. [thud]

- Oh. - Oh, damn.

Yo, yo! - Yo, I got it.

- Yo. - [bleep].

- Why y'all playing me like that, son?

- Was that your head?

- BDS's head.

How do I close this trunk? [thud]

What kinda [bleep] is this? - Was that your head?

- I thinking to myself,

"Who needs friends when they have enemies like this?"

Is that the phrase? I think I messed my hair up.

Damn, son.

Dang, trying to take me out before the next wedding.

Did I say it correctly?

Let's go to the Seaside, boys.

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- Straight to Jersey! - Whoo!

- Something is about to happen.

First of all, we're all going to the Shore House.

Angelina's wedding is coming up.

- ♪ You can't keep me ♪

- Hi. - Hi, happy wedding party.

- I'm so sorry. - No, you're fine.

- So who would have known, eight years ago,

we were all gonna be together like this,

especially all the crazy times we've had.

- Look, I want to say that, there's gonna be no drama.

- I'm, like, nervous. - We're late.

- It's happening. - It's happening.

- I now declare you both husband and wife.

Chris, you may kiss your bride. [cheering]

- But it's us you're talking about here.

- I would like to call up Nicole, Deena, and Jenni.

- Oh, my God. [booing]

- That was so [bleep] up. - [bleep] kidding me?

- Get your camera crew out of my [bleep] face.

Get out of my face. Please, please.

Turn around and just go. - She's happy.

Her entire [bleep] crowd booed us.

- That's [bleep] gross.

- I will never film with her again!

- That was rough! - I'm so [bleep] mortified.