03x24 - P-Woww

[bunniefuu]

[bombastic music]

- The guys are gonna have to do a little

taking over of this Ratch-elorette party.

- All right, people!

- Everybody made up,

and the whole house is happy except for...

- Jenni! [laughter]

- I don't know why Jenni is mad at me

'cause, this whole time,

I thought I was being her friend.

- Oh, here we go. - Didn't I tell her?

- If you don't want to be involved,

you should've never said anything.

- I never did I ever imagine

that I'd giving my boy Vinny a funeral at this vacation.

- ♪ Here I come! ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the freak out of here, you crazy!

- Oh, hello!

[energetic music]

- ♪ Here I come! ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I'm calling it how I see it ♪

♪ These b*tches be fake ♪

- I need a drink. - [sighs]

- Oh, here we go.

- Jenni is upset with Vinny, and I would be too.

After that night in Vegas,

he explained one way to Angelina...

- He grabbed you like this and was touching your a*s.

- [gasps] - That was weird.

- Explained another way to Jenni.

- He probably touched, like, this area right here

to, like, dance with both of you.

- I feel like Jenni is intimidating.

So maybe Vinny was afraid to tell Jenni what he really saw.

- Does she want me... - I'm not getting mad at you.

- To talk more [bleep] about ?

Like he did-- - To her, yeah.

- Like, he did her dirty. - Yeah.

- That makes no sense to me.

- But if Vinny did not want to be

in the middle of this situation,

he should have just kept his mouth shut

and not told two stories.

- If you didn't want to be involved,

you should have never said anything.

- Vinny's probably gonna act awkward

'cause he's just always awkward.

He's not used to being part of the drama.

But, like, he is in for it when he sees Jenni.

- You think she's gonna come right out with it

or is she gonna, like, chill?

- She'll probably come right out with it.

- Nine pounds will break that nose.

- [laughs] - [mumbles]

I hit him clean with a clean right cross right to the face.

I hit him right in the nose.

It only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose.

Vinny is stuck in a hard place.

He thought he was telling Jenni the right thing.

Jenni maybe took it the wrong way.

I don't know what it is,

but Jenni is out for Vinny right now.

[knocking on door]

- Hola! - Hi.

- Hey, boo!

Missed you. - Missed you!

- Your t*ts look great. - Oh, thank you.

- Your nipple's hard.

- Oh, sorry. For you, though.

- I'm glad that, when I walk into the suite,

the first person I don't see is Vinny because I'm pissed.

At the end of the day, I come off like a [bleep]

psychotic person in Point Pleasant

fighting a battle that should have never been fought

over something that never existed.

- 'Cause you're [bleep]!

[overlapping arguing]

- I feel stupid.

Feeling stupid sucks. The guys are here?

- They're in their room right now, upstairs.

- They're in their room. - [sighs]

- Bro, you have nothing to fear but Jenni herself.

- Oh!

[laughter]

- Me and you had the conversation.

Now you and him have to have the conversation.

It just needs to be settled, and then we can move on.

This [bleep] with the Vinny thing, it's got to be squashed.

Like, they just need to talk this out once and for all

and let's just call it a mother[bleep] day.

- [sighs]

- JWOWW's here! - JWOWW's here!

- Here we go.

- Goodness, Miss JWOWW.

- Vinny's got to deal with the wrath.

- Hi. How are you? - Hi. Good to see you.

- You travel like me now.

- Back and forth, back and forth.

- It's like what I do. - Yeah.

- I expected Jenni to unleash on Vinny.

- Hi.

[tense music]

- What the hell is this?

♪ ♪

- Right now, I feel like it's best just

to ignore the situation and be fake and happy and smile.

Princess Diana wave to him.

- Oh, my God!

- We're at a Ratch-elorette party.

- Come on, guys! Let's go! Whoo-hoo!

- Hey, these are my friends.

- Where you guys going today?

- Bourbon Street!

- Come on, let's go!

- Whoo!

- Pauly, flash your t*ts. - Excuse me!

Yo, is this Bourbon Street? [woman yelling]

I'm surprised my head bit with that blow up.

- Thank you. - Hi, how are you?

- Oh, this is cute. - Welcome to Mambo's.

- Thank you.

- So we have our fried gator bites.

- Fried gator bites.

- Chargrilled oysters. We have our raw oysters.

- Oh, Pauly loves these. - Get in there, girl.

- Nasty.

- God, this is so much food.

- So good. - Mmm.

- Try just one. - I can't.

I'm an addict. I'll eat the whole plate.

- I think we should all go around

and do a toast to Angelina for her bachelorette.

- Okay, I like that. - Definitely.

- Okay. - I'll go first.

I'm so excited that you found your soulmate.

Chris is your soulmate, and I'm very excited

that you're marrying him, he's a great guy.

- Thank you. Cheers. - Cheers.

- I love that. - I'm so excited for you.

You're gonna be a great wife.

And I'm so happy to be here. And I love you.

- Cheers! - Cheers.

- Well, Angelina, I want to say congratulations.

- Thank you. - And, you know,

I can't wait to see you guys get married.

So congratulations. - Yay!

- Angelinies, I'm very proud

how you've matured over these last,

you know, ten years.

I'm excited and eager to see you as a wife.

Congratulations. - Thank you, Mike.

- And enjoy. - Okay.

In life, they say,

if you love something, let it go.

And if it comes back to you, it's here to stay.

So we let you go twice. - Oh, my God!

- That's how much you're here to stay.

- Oh, my God, I love that. - And you came back.

And look at you now.

You were supposed to be a prank in Miami.

- Oh, yeah, you think I'm a dirty little hamster?

- But now, in some kind of weird way,

you're like our little sister that's getting married.

And I can't believe I'm even saying this.

But Angelina is getting married.

- Oh, my God! - Yeah.

- Finally! Congratulations. - Congratulations.

- Thank you. Cheers.

- I am glad that I was able to come down here,

surprise you,

squash whatever we had going on

'cause it means the world to me to be able

to be a part of your big day coming up.

- Oh, [bleep].

In the middle of, like, all the craziness,

I totally forgot.

I, um, kind of replaced you.

I would love for you to be one of my bridesmaids.

- Oh, my God. Absolutely.

- Oh, my God. I love you.

I have jumped the g*n a little bit.

And now, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do.

- Angelina. - Oh, my God.

- What's happening? - My friend--

- My arch nemesis. - My sexual partner.

all: Oh, my God! - Angelina.

- Look at Mike's face.

- Your bed is comfortable though.

- I'm glad that I gained a sister.

- I'm your sister? You [bleep] your sister?

all: Oh! - Ow.

- Vinny [bleep] his sister. - Sister [bleep].

- Speak for yourself. - I'm done.

- I used to look at Angelina back in the day and say,

"Wow, that's a cool girl.

I'll never get a girl like that."

I really did 'cause she used

to always be with these, like, juice bags.

- Angelina! He really does love you.

- Oh, my God!

I knew it. He's in love with me.

I mean, I think, like, when I walk down the aisle,

he's gonna be like, "[bleep].

My chance is officially over."

- Anyway.

- Oh, Vinny, you wanted to be with me from the get-go.

- Congratulations!

- Thanks, Vinny. Sister [bleep].

- Sister [bleep]. - Like stepsister.

So what we did last night,

all the [bleep] was fun and all that.

- His main act is he would bite the head off

of a live chicken on stage... - Oh, my God!

- And do his voodoo magic. - But we're taking over.

- Angelina, 'cause you ain't going out like that.

- Where are we going, gentlemen?

- t*tties. - t*tties!

- p*nis is not gonna be in my face, right?

- Ow!t*tties.

- Oh, the S&M is coming out. - Uh-oh.

- So already the energy is back on track.

And we're gonna do it up real New Orleans-style.

- I don't trust you guys. - Angelina, you don't trust us?

- Our plan is we're gonna do some bar hopping first.

- I trust Mike. That's about it.

[laughter]

- Good choice. - We'll get some strippers.

Make it fun, as in everyone just together

having a good old drunken time.

- It's gonna be a good time. - All right, let's go out.

- Yeah, let's turn up. - Whoo!

Show me your t*ts!

Show me your [bleep] n*pples!

- Hey! - [laughs]

- We'll take guy t*tties. Here.

- Bye, guys.

- Jenni, you're not talking to me.

- I was looking at his butt. Leave me alone.

- [gasps] Pauly, Jenni is checking you out.

She said she's looking at your butt.

- JWOWW! - She's single now.

- Oh, [bleep], I was made to be a rebound.

[laughter]

- Time to get out of here. Next stop, Bourbon Street.

- I got the bachelorette with me!

I got the bachelorette with me!

I got the bachelorette with me!

I got the bachelorette with me! - Pauly!

- It's your bachelorette. - Stop!

It's bar after bar after bar, club after club after club.

It's gonna be lit.

- ♪ Let's make memories ♪

♪ We own the night ♪

♪ We own the night, the night, the night ♪

♪ We own the night ♪

- We waited long enough.

I definitely want to just get my talk

with Jenni out of the way.

But also explain my side of the story.

We'll see where that gets me.

Every bachelorette party has to have strippers.

[woman cheers]

- Oh! - What is happening?

- You look amazing. [laughs]

Me and JWOWW need some privacy.

- I really love this moment with Pauly right now.

- Can we have the lights out? - This is crazy.

- Shh. Shh. Shh.

[Classik's "Spotlight"]

- ♪ I know what we do is love, right? ♪

♪ But we got to make it to the top, right? ♪

♪ I cannot promise you I will not fight ♪

I want to just, like, pull Jenni aside, hear her out.

I want her to hear me out. I never had any bad intention.

I want to get this out there and get it resolved.

- Just admit you're wrong. It's not with Jenni.

It's not--you know, it's not with Nicole.

Just with any woman you have in your life,

just admit you're wrong even when you're not wrong.

- This whole thing, it's still a very sore subject.

I just feel like, at the time,

Vinny just wasn't really honest.

If he had that conversation with me

the way he had it with Angelina,

everything following that could have been avoided.

♪ ♪

I don't want you to feel like I'm attacking you for this.

But I just felt, honestly, just blindsided.

- Um, the ironic part about all this is that I think

I'm the only one out of everybody that,

like, I know the context of that night.

And I know that I downplayed it.

- The most embarrassing thing was when I went

after Angelina in Point

for something that I didn't even have a leg to stand on.

- I get it.

- And that's where, like,

I felt like you betrayed me as a friend.

- Right. - And it's like--that hurt.

- Yeah. - Let's go eavesdrop.

- Let's go. - I'm your brother.

And I guess I was, like...

[goofy music]

Half looking out, half--

- Punch him! Punch him!

- Stop, stop. Why are they here?

- Oh, no! - Why are they here?

- [laughing] Pauly, please.

- Are you kidding me?

You're in [bleep] New Orleans.

Like, there's, like, a million things

to stimulate your mind going on.

You're gonna, like, listen to our conversation?

- [laughs] Punch him!

- Are you all right?

- Punch him! - I felt that--

- Oh, he's gonna say sorry. - Yeah.

- Honestly, I can't hear [bleep] right now.

This is literally so boring.

This is, like, the trip

where everyone is just having heart-to-hearts.

- Maybe we should let them have their moment.

- No, [bleep] that. Punch him!

- I don't care for it.

I just want to go and enjoy myself.

So we're going to the next bar.

And I just-- I have to get out of here.

I can't.

- She's wrapping. - Bye, friends.

[laughs]

- I thank you for that.

- You have the right to, like, be mad at me.

- I'm not. Disappointed.

It ended up being a good conversation.

And we were able to squash everything and hug it out.

That's like a parent thing to say.

Not mad. I was just disappointed.

I'm two for two in New Orleans.

I squashed the beef with Angelina, now with Vinny.

And now I can go party like a rock star.

[Raphael Lake and Wesley Smith's "Brake Lights"]

- ♪ Downtown on a late night ♪

♪ Shine bright like the daylight ♪

♪ Don't stop, we just stay hype ♪

♪ Like we ain't got no brake lights ♪

♪ Like we ain't got no brake lights ♪

♪ Like we ain't got no brake lights ♪

- It's so nice to see Jenni and Vinny

walk into this bar and everything is fine.

- Now we don't have to address

the elephant in the room anymore.

And we can do what we came here to do,

and that's party.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Come on, bro. This is not Chippendales.

Relax yourself.

- ♪ Mamacita, te necesito ♪

♪ Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know ♪

♪ I sh**t tequila ♪ - [whoops]

- ♪ From Costa Rica ♪

♪ I gotta tell ya ♪

♪ I gotta tell ya ♪

- So I'm noticing now that Pauly and Jenni

are flirting a little bit.

- I fell. I fell. I fell.

- Jenni is technically single right now, so...

- Oh, God. I fell. I fell.

- I mean, I feel like you guys are vibing.

[Raphael Lake's "Down to be Loved"]

- ♪ I don't want nobody else ♪

♪ Down to be loved ♪

♪ Down to be loved by you ♪

♪ Down to be loved, down to be loved ♪

♪ I'm down to be loved ♪

- ♪ They go all out ♪

♪ All out, all out, all out ♪

♪ Make her hit the mall till she fall out ♪

♪ All out, all out, all out, all out ♪

♪ VIP session, we gonna roll out ♪

- That was so much fun.

- Ugh!

I'm gonna be real right now.

Oh, my God. - You don't have to invite me.

- Somebody has to hook up. It's a bachelorette.

This is happening!

- Get it!

- Single JWOWW! - Green light's there, people.

Let's just do some sex.

- [bleep] her! [bleep] her! [bleep] her!

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- There's no perfect time to tell her.

Oh, my God! - You don't have to invite me.

- I want to do it right now.

So...

- It's fine. I get it.

- Yo, if we don't go to a strip club,

Angelina's gonna have to show us her t*tties.

- Stop. - [laughs]

- It's like a handwritten rule.

Every bachelor party, every bachelorette party

has to have strippers.

- ♪ Let me see it, let me see it ♪

♪ Let me see it, let me see it ♪

- Finally, t*tties.

♪ ♪

- I love it!

- ♪ Let me see it, let me see it ♪

♪ Let me see it ♪

- This is my kind of Ratch-elorette.

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

[women shouting excitedly]

♪ ♪

- You're not making it rain here?

I don't know what the rules are here.

- [laughs]

- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[hip-hop music]

- I have that same skirt.

- Yes!

- Ron, get the [bleep] up here.

- I don't do strippers anymore.

- Strip clubs bring us together.

- ♪ I just want the green, I just want the green ♪

- I love this place. - [chuckles]

- ♪ I just want the green, I just want the green ♪

- Free t*ts, don't be a b*tch.

- Whoo!

- Yes!

[laughter]

[Spank's "Do It"]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Do it ♪

[Hunnit's "Jet Black"]

- ♪ And we just came to party ♪

♪ We just came to party ♪

♪ We just want to party ♪

[women squeal] - My God!

- [squeals]

- What is happening?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- I broke my hip.

♪ ♪

- And then there was that.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- It's my bachelorette. I can do what I want to.

Like, if I'm on a stripper pole,

don't judge me.

[upbeat music]

- Holy [bleep], bro!

That's hot.

- I mean, there's a girl that's setting her boobies on fire.

How do you do that? Is that safe?

- It looks like a birthday cake.

Let me blow out them candles!

She's like a walking fire hazard.

[laughs]

- I'll blow out the birthday cake.

This is literally the best strip club

I've ever been to in my life.

♪ ♪

That's how you do a Ratch-elorette!

That's how you do a Ratch-elorette!

- Me and Pauly turned this bachelorette party around.

- Love you, brother. - Love you, too.

- I mean, this is what a bachelor

or bachelorette party should be like.

- Acting ratchet and crazy like we did ten years ago.

- Single Ronnie's back!

[playful music]

- [laughs]

- Right now I'm starting to pick up on season one vibes

off JWOWW and DJ Pauly D.

- ♪ Finally single ♪

♪ I'm finally single, finally ♪

- Yes.

- Black card only. - Credit card only.

- How much for a lap dance?

- You cheated.

- I feel like everybody wants Pauly and Jenni to be a thing,

and so do I.

[sultry hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ She just want that pole on a low ♪

♪ Low, low, low ♪

♪ About to hit it like I hadn't dropped ♪

♪ Dropped, dropped, dropped ♪

- I would love to see Pauly and Jenni do sex.

It would, like, be my favorite thing.

Somebody has to hook up. It's a bachelorette.

- ♪ She just want that pole on the low ♪

♪ The low, the low, the low ♪

- Me and JWOWW need some privacy.

- Wait, so are they gonna bang or what?

- You look amazing.[laughs]

- Oh, my God, he's in her bed. Whoa.

Like, ten years later, full circle.

[bright pop music]

- ♪ I like what you're doing, girl ♪

♪ And I like what I see ♪

♪ And I like ♪

Ayo!

- ♪ What you're doing, girl ♪

- Judging by, you know,

Pauly and Jenni's connection right now,

it might happen.

I'm a psychic. Swear to God.

Jenni and Pauly might hook up, and it might happen tonight.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Like a beast ♪

♪ Like an animal ♪

♪ Like a beast ♪

- ♪ Beast mode ♪

- Oh!

I work here.

[yawns, grunts]

- [yells]

- At first, I thought Jenni and Pauly were joking around.

But I think Pauly really wants to do sex with Jenni.

So, let's go back to Harrah's.

There could be something that's gonna happen when we get back.

- Ready? - We're going around.

- Ready? - Yeah.

- Where's Nicole?

[distant music playing over speakers]

[goofy music]

♪ ♪

- Bye.

- Where's Nicole?

♪ ♪

Where's my Snooki?

- Oh, my God. Nicole!

[laughter]

- Oh, my God. Nicole is dead.

- Is she breathing? Okay.

- Let's carry her.

- Can I get the mom den if she dies?

- ♪ Move ♪

- You got her? - I got her legs.

I got her legs. I got her legs.

- I'm a good person. - Ow, she's got my wig!

- Hold on, grab her drink. Grab her fanny pack.

- She's dead.

- Tired. I get it. I got you. I got you.

- God rest her poor soul.

- Jump on her back. - Ride me like a horse.

- Oh, my gosh. - Combo.

- There you go. There you go. There you go.

- Ow!

- Let's get on the bus. Ow!

JWOWW's the best, but she hurt my t*ts.

- There's sugar in JWOWW's [bleep].

And I'm keto.

- Ooh!

- You took me out of ketosis.

- [laughs]

Pauly, you are obviously lit.

And you're, you know, feeling yourself right now.

- Yo, these strippers, to be honest with you,

couldn't shine JWOWW's shoes.

She's smart enough. - [laughs]

Oh, my God.

What was in Pauly's drink?

He really wants to do sex with Jenni.

- If me and JWOWW hook up, it could be a movie.

Welcome to the party.

- [snores]

Oh, I [bleep] passed out for this.

[indistinct chatter]

You b*tches.

[yells]

Tell me everything.

- Where's JWOWW? - Put me down.

- 'Cause I hear [bleep]. - Pauly just [bleep] Jenni.

[all laughing, yelling]

Just [bleep] her already.

Pauly!

- Jenni, bring your a*s over here.

- I'm not going anywhere. - It's happening!

- Jenni, get your narrow a*s over here.

- Yo, are those beignets still in here?

- [shouts]

Let's get it!

- I know you do.

Yo, Pauly just admitted he wants to [bleep] Jenni.

- Don't tell her.

- Pauly admitted that he wants to [bleep] you.

- [laughs]What?

- Wait, Pauly-- - Pauly's a comedian.

- Hey, don't tell her.

Sometimes in a confessional, you have to confess.

Sometimes in confessional,

you may have to confess your sins.

- This is happening!

- It's not cheating

if you don't look her in the eyes.

- Let's get it!

- I'm definitely team PWOWW.

- No, you know when it's not cheating?

If it's in New Orleans.

- Let's get it!

- Let's make it happen. - Come in our room, Nicole.

[laughter]

- That's aggressive.

- The last time we did this, I showed her my [bleep].

- Oh, my God.

I % want Pauly and Jenni to hook up

just because, first of all, the history, okay?

That first night when Jenni looked at

Pauly's pierced [bleep], it was magical.

- You have a pierced [bleep].

I love it. - No one knows.

- It was pierced. - [laughs]

- All right, everybody, let's get out of here.

- Wait, it's gotten bigger since then.

- To see Jenni hook up with Pauly,

that would be like watching greatness all over again.

- Hey, stop c*ck. Let's go.

- Everybody, go, everybody, go. - Let's go.

- That would be like if, you know,

Michael Jordan decided to, like,

play one more game with Scottie Pippen.

Just, like, for old times' sake.

The fact that we've been talking about this, I'm like,

whoa, like, ten years later.

Full circle.

- [laughs] - Shut the door, shut the door.

- Wow. That was sweet.

- [laughs] - What the--

[laughter]

- Um... - Yes?

- No disrespect.

- Never. - You're amazing.

- You are, too.

[Britney Spears' "Make Me..."]

- Well, I think that was a good ending to a good night.

Pauly and Jenni [bleep]. So that's good.

- You smell amazing. - So do you.

- You look amazing.[laughs]

- I would eat a leftover beignet if you guys found one.

- I love Pauly too much.

- I'll put it right in though.

I will take it out, then put it back in.

And take it out and put it back in.

- Did I see that?

- [laughs] Yeah.

- [bleep].

- That's all you got?

- That's all... [laughter]

No, I'm gonna take it out. I'll put it back in.

And I'll take it out and put it back in.

- Wait, so are they gonna bangor what?

♪ ♪

- Mm.

- She's giving him a [bleep]. [laughs]

- Automatic door shutter. - Automatic door shutter.

- [chuckles]

- This is the best day of my life.

Can we get the lights out?

- ♪ Excuse me, little mama ♪

♪ Ooh-wee, move me ♪

♪ Walking right into me ♪

- Last time we did this, I showed her my [bleep].

- Yeah, everybody go. Everybody go.

- Pauly's like--he's actually, like, trying, like...

- You smell amazing. - So do you.

- Wait, so are they gonna bangor what?

- But then a part of me is like, "Will he do it?"

And I'm like, "Well, you know, he says, 'I'll be that guy.'"

- I'll be that guy. I don't care.

- [chuckles]

- Your [bleep] tastes amazing. - [laughs]

- Tastes like lollipops.

Watermelon and Blow Pops.

- Yes. - Pervert.

Can I watch? - [laughs]

- No, for real, I would put it right in,

but I have too much respectfor her.

- No, you know he's a pervert.

- But I feel like there's someone in the room, though.

- Wait. - Nicole?

- Mm-hmm, great.

- That's weird. [laughs] - I know.

- It's like Nicole's always in the room

when Jenni has sex anyway, so it's like...

- Can we get lights out? I'm kidding.

- [laughs]

- Can I have a drink?

- [laughing] Can we get lights out?

- Oh, my God.

- Can we get the lights out? - I love you, Pauly.

- Yeah. - I love you too.

Honestly, I really do.

- I really love this moment with Pauly right now.

But I really wish it wasn't next

to my best friend who's passed out.

- Can we get lights out?

- And all my roommates in the living room

basically watching and instigating.

- Aww, boo! - What's up?

- Man, that was quick as [bleep].

- I struck out.

- Wait, she kicked you out? - No.

- Why is your hair like that, Jenni?

Jesus Christ. - Jenni, you have sex hair.

Jenni, you have like a glow to you right now, sex glow.

- It's 'cause of you.

[together] Oh.

- That's the Pauly D effect. - Can you guys at least cuddle?

- Yeah, but the only thing about me cuddling

is I cuddle in the nude.

- Pauly! - We are gonna--yeah, okay.

[laughter]

Good night.

- Single JWOWW![laughs]

- Pauly's being very, very, very vivid

with what he wants to do to Jenni.

- Can we just be lesbians?

- This is insane.

- I thought we were a family. - Yeah.

- We're always saying family, family, family, family.

I mean, guys, I know we're in the South,

but you can't be [bleep] your siblings.

[laughs]

- Jenni! [bleep] Pauly.

- I'd love to.

- Oh, my... [laughter]

Green light's there, people.

Let's just do some sex.

- Is she single or not? - I don't know.

- She's single. Let's go ask her.

- Let's ask her. - Come on.

- Jenni. - Sorry.

- We have a question. - We need to bother you.

- Yeah? - Are you single, Jenni?

- I am. Why? - Oh, interesting.

- See! - Pauly, [bleep] her!

- [bleep] her! [bleep] her! [bleep] her!

- Jenni, when I get the green light,

my [bleep] is sleeping over in JWOWW's vag*na.

- She's single!

- Pauly, I understand you're a DJ

and lights are always flashing in your eyes every night.

But, like, did you lose your vision?

She's given you the green light twice, homie.

- Jenni, you deserve a good [bleep].

- She's single, Jenni.

- Wow.

- Do it. Let's go.

- What's up, girl?

[laughter]

- He still has a pierced p*nis.

- Angelina! - What?

- Can you take Vinny out of here to your room, please?

- Ooh. - Oh!

- I'll leave you guys at it.

- She don't like that keto [bleep].

- I think the light's green.

- Can we get the lights out?

- Ooh, Jenni kicked me out. - Can we get the lights out?

- Lights out. - Yo, lights out.

- Oh! - It's about to turn up.

- Yeah, I guess we got to [bleep] now.

[bleep] it. - Vinny, get out of here.

- Can we get the lights out? [laughter]

- He's deadass serious though.

- Hell, yeah.

- What's going on?

[laughs]

- Oh, my God. He's in her bed.

- [chuckles]

- [indistinct whispering]

- Me and JWOWW need some privacy.

- This is ten years in the making right here.

You know, Jenni got a rebound game against Rodman.

That's Jenni's rebound game right now.

We were waiting for this [bleep]

since she saw his pierced p*nis.

- Oh! - [laughs]

- Shut the [bleep] door.

- [laughs]

Holy [bleep]. Like, this is real.

[sultry pop music]

- [grunts]

- Jenni and Pauly are actually getting it in right now.

This is crazy.

- JWOWW.

♪ ♪

[gritty hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- It's happening.

- This is ten years in the making right here.

A cup. - Take a shell.

A seashell.

Get a seashell.

- A seashell is where you hear the shore, you idiot.

- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.

- I know that.

- I would never make you do anything

that would jeopardize anything.

- I know.

- Do you know that?

- I thank you for that. - You're welcome.

- You have a good night though. - And you have the sweetest--

- I know. - [laughs]

- I promise you, I would never do that to you.

- Text me in like mins when they're all going to bed.

- %. - [laughs]

- Shh. Shh. Shh.

- I do love you. - You're so sweet for that.

- No, I seriously love you.

- Gentleman--and I love you. And that's why I love you.

- When I get that green light,

I'm gonna [bleep] the [bleep] out of you.

- [laughs] - Aww, you guys--

- No! - Aww.

- She's not ready. She's not ready.

- What did she say? She asked you to leave?

- Our roommates would probably love to see us hook up.

I think the whole world wants to see it.

I just respect her too much to jeopardize whatever--I get it.

She's single, but not exactly yet, you know?

I don't know. It's weird.

I don't know if she's really single.

- [bleep], it never stopped you before.

[laughter] - I mean, I'm good.

I never really met single JWOWW.

I really do respect the girl.

She's like my sister, but...

It's always like, "What would that be like? Would we ever?"

- All right, well, guys,

if there's not gonna be any sex,

I'm gonna go to sleep.

Good night, guys.

- All right. - No!

I don't understand what's going on.

That blows. Really?

Good night, everyone, I guess.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

I just realized Nicole's been laying there

the whole time with her udder hanging out.

[laughs]

- My t*ts. My t*ts.

Get off of my t*ts.

Pervert.

- I respect her too much.

I don't think she's really that single.

- No, I know, but it's funny 'cause you both want to.

- I know. - She wants to.

- I know. - You want to.

- %.

What am I supposed to do?

- I mean, yeah, she broke up with like yesterday?

- Like today. - Yeah, exactly.

- No one said just [bleep] him. But sleep next to him.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Pauly and I have this weird past ten years ago.

And after I filed for a divorce,

I tried to reopen that past.

Me and Pauly had a nice dinner together that night.

- I remember that.

- And then we went home together.

Yeah, and he shut the door on me.

- But why? - I don't know.

Ask him.

When he, like, surprised me for my birthday,

and I went back to his hotel room,

and it just didn't work out like that.

So I decided to just end it there.

- You were upset about that. I remember that.

- Sure was.

I mean, obviously, that was terrible.

So yeah, I don't... [scoffs]

I really don't know what to say.

Like, I would have totally went in

and did pretty dirty things with Pauly.

- Why does he keep doing that?

- He said he respects you too much.

- I'm confused.

I don't what's going on with this kid.

I don't know if he's too scared to do it

because he doesn't want-- you know,

'cause they've been friends for so long,

he doesn't want to, you know, tarnish that friendship.

But, Pauly, you've never had a problem

hooking up with girls before.

What the [bleep] is going on?

I'm confused because I-- - [snoring]

- Okay.

- Listen, when you get the green light...

- That's what I said. - That's one thing.

If you don't have the green light,

then you're not gonna force the issue.

- No. - You think about this a lot?

Probably, right? You probably think about it.

I know he has feelings for you because I see it.

- I love Pauly for so many reasons.

And I feel like, because of that,

there actually would have to be substance there

before I actually sleep with him

'cause this isn't ten years ago.

So I don't want to be just one of those girls

that like him because of his success.

But I also don't want to be treated

like one of those girls either.

You get to the bottom of it. You find out why.

If right now was seven months ago,

at my surprise party, yeah, like...

Yes.

Pauly, yeah. Mm-hmm.

- All right, well, good night, Jenni.

- Good night, Angelina.

- I'll ask if you want.

I definitely have a few questions for Pauly.

Like, what is going on?

Why did you just walk out of the room?

Are you gonna hook up with her? Do you like her?

Pauly, what's going on?

[suspenseful music]

- Well, what an eventful night. I got to be honest with you.

- I am not giving up on this.

She really likes him. I know he likes her.

I could still make this happen.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my goodness.

[funky hip-hop music]

- ♪ Something in the air right now ♪

♪ Don't know if we should do this ♪

♪ Need to clear the air right now ♪

- Oh, my goodness.

I was not expecting this.

[bleep] it, [bleep] it. - What's up?

Yeah, get in bed. - We're all friends here.

- No, weirdo. - We're all friends here.

- Pauly, what's going on? Like, what is going on?

Pauly, that was so crazy.

You know what she told me just now?

- No, what did she say? - I walked in the room,

and I was like, "What the [bleep] happened?"

She's like, "No, I really am single.

I heard Ronnie saying that I'm not really single."

I was like, "All right." She's like, "No.

Well, Pauly shut the door on me in Manhattan."

You guys have a connection, Pauly.

And I know you like her and I know she likes you.

But now I know that, in the past,

she's given him the green light and he didn't take it.

- She came to my show and like, obviously I wanted to.

But, like, I didn't know if I was supposed

to cross that line or not.

And then I slept on it, and then Dude swooped in.

- [gasps] That's what happened.

- That thing is too, like-- at that time, like,

she was just a married woman... - Right, right, right.

- Like, for like years and [bleep].

- At that point, I didn't even know she wanted to.

- She wanted to. - Yeah, I didn't know that.

Like, what happens if I do it

and they get back with Dude tomorrow?

- [bleep], it's not your problem.

[bleep]. Not your problem, kid!

[bleep] it. [laughs]

- Right, and I'd feel that way if she wasn't my family.

- Listen to me. Listen to me.

You have to find out because he can't be all up in there

and then, like, find out, like, she's not ready

and this and that, like-- - What do you mean "not ready"?

- Get, like, a sign. Get, like, a signal.

If I go in there, she's not gonna be

straight up with me... - I'll go in with you.

- Oh, let's go.Come on.

- Okay.

I'm gonna be right next to you.

I'm not gonna [bleep] feed you to the sharks.

- What's up? How you doing?

- I'm fine. - Everything is good?

- I just--I went in their room,

and he thinks that you're not really single.

I said, "No, she's really single."

- No, I'm single. I'm just a mom.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, right now,

you're just trying to chill and go to sleep like a mom, right?

- Yes. - Okay.

- I also tried many times. - Times with him.

He doesn't want to do it.

- Well, he wants to now because those times were in the past,

and they were different situations.

- I would be very open to talking to Pauly,

but I haven't seen that effort yet.

- Supposedly, the first time, you were like--

just had gotten freshly divorced,

so he didn't want to do it.

- I wasn't even divorced yet.

- How can he do that when you're not even divorced yet?

- Not even divorced, I mean. My bad, not even divorced.

- It was like December.

- Pauly and Jenni, it's super weird because

they're like brother and sister, right?

- Good night. - Good night, [bleep].

- Nice [bleep] going, you [bleep].

- But at the same time, no one would understand

each other's lives better than Pauly and Jenni.

- Yeah, she doesn't want to do it right now.

- Yeah?

- I can actually see it happening.

It's, like, weirdly a match.

- Like you ever see that movie, like,

"How Stella Got Her Groove Back"?

Like, Stella didn't just get her groove back

in, like, a minute, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it took her a while to, like,

work her way back into it.

- So what am I supposed to do?

- You got to find Jenni's groove, you know?

How Jenni got her groove back.

- I think he's just nervous to start this.

That's what I just got out 'cause he doesn't want--

'cause I feel like once he knows he starts it--

- Yeah, there's no end. - There's no turning back.

- Well, there's--yeah, I know.

- I don't know if, like,

you could just hook up instantly.

- Right. - But, like...

I don't know, would you, like, romance her a little bit?

- I've only know her to be in a relationship.

I've never known her to be single.

So we never had the time to ever really explore that route.

JWOWW and Pauly D have some serious history, okay?

If that woman was ever ready to hook up, I'm there.

- But I feel like, with Pauly,

it's, like, you got to start with the hooking up

and then it could blossom into something.

- It's way insane. - At the end of the day--

- Hey, listen, I'm going to your wedding alone.

- And so is he? - Is he?

- He doesn't have a date. - Okay.

- He responded as just himself.

- I'm responding as just myself.

- Okay, so you're going alone. Oh, this is nice.

- If I get the green light from her

that she was done with Dude, yes.

In my eyes, she's not done with Dude.

- I mean, she says she is, but I get what you're saying.

She's probably not. - Yeah, so...

- I cannot believe that really happened with Jenni and Pauly.

So like, I'm wondering what is gonna happen at this wedding.

The perfect ending to the "Jersey Shore" romcom

would be if Jenni and Pauly ended up together, hooking up.

God knows where we're gonna go from here.

- Go to bed, b*tch. - I want to be a matchmaker.

[bleep]. - Go get married.

Matchmaker, get the...

- This [bleep] is weird.

- Good night, my dude.

- ♪ Say you love me again ♪

♪ You say you love me ♪

♪ We ain't got to fight no more ♪

- I don't know why you're thinking about it too much.

It's just a bang.

- I'm looking at Pauly and Jenni,

and I just see hearts around them.

I knew this was coming.

- How do I close this trunk? - I got it, I got it.

Let's go to the seaside, boys. [loud thud]

- Oh. - Oh, did you just hit--

- I have to go home and get my dress fitted.

- Yeah, I have to as well.

- Are you in the wedding?

- I don't know. Am I?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪