03x18 - Chicken Cutlets and Ketchup

[bunniefuu]

- Guys, I'm divorced!

all: Divorce party!

- I am so excited to see drag.

The fact that my roommates are doing this,

so excited.

- He had videos of his best friend

thrusting his girl like--

- No!

Chris was in the room recording it?

- Yes!

- You're dragging your fiancé's dirt.

- I'm officially asking these b*tches

to be my bridesmaids!

- Yes, I do!

- All right!

- She's getting married!

- Who does this? Only Angelina.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something ♪

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We're doing what we like ♪

♪ We let our colors fly ♪

♪ We're doing what we like ♪

- I'm officially asking these b*tches

to be my bridesmaids!

[all cheering]

- All right!

- [bleep] marriage?

She just asked them to be part of our wedding.

- She's getting married!

- But for me, it's good, though, but--

- Oh, my God!

- "[bleep] marriage!

But it's good for me, though."

Like, what a complete on that one, Ang.

- [bleep] marriage, but for me it's good, though.

- Yeah.

- I was a little iffy about asking the girls

to be my bridesmaids at Jenni's divorce party,

but the girls were, you know, so happy.

It was a really good moment.

- The guys came out, we showed our support

for the divorce party.

We're gonna let the girls do their thing

and bond and have some fun.

Like, you're back again? You were just here.

How many times a week do you go there?

Told me you had your own parking spot.

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- The guys left,

and I'm excited to party with the girls.

This is gonna be a great time.

- My best guy friend here. Remember Mike?

[music slows to a stop]

- Like, this is, like, supposed to be a girls' night.

Like, we didn't invite our husbands,

Jenni didn't invite Zack.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

It's very awkward to me what's going on.

Why is this guy here? So weird.

Ew!

- Were they not holding hands?

Honestly, I'm very excited to be Angelina's bridesmaid.

I love the b*tch. I think she's awesome.

But, like, when is she gonna learn?

- It's all right. Don't worry about it.

- I'm not worried about it.

- My guy friend came out, he was right down the block,

I said, "Stop over."

I didn't do anything wrong.

Holding hands with one of my guy friends

for ten years is not cheating.

Chris is not here, and he's with me.

- Angelina continuously keeps talking [bleep] about Chris.

First she told us that story about the porn thing.

- He had videos of his best friend

thrusting a girl, like, just, like, this silhouette.

- No!

Chris was in the room recording it?

- Yes!

- You're dragging your fiancé's dirt.

- She does inappropriate things all the time.

- This is great.

all: Ooh!

- So seductive!

- All right, calm down. Calm yourself.

- Oh!

- Angelina!

I like Chris and Angelina together.

I don't wanna see a really good relationship

get torn apart.

I want her to know that there's girl code,

guy code, then there's the relationship code.

- Deener.

- And, like, you don't cross those lines.

- I didn't say anything bad. - No.

- ♪ All I do is cash out ♪

♪ b*tches pop they a*s out ♪

♪ All these h*s, they want me ♪

♪ And they know I'm trying to smash now ♪

- That was interesting.

- Well, the way I look at it is this--

don't get married so you don't have to get divorced

so you don't have to go to a divorce party.

- That's true. You know what they say.

Marriage is grand, but divorce is grand.

- Facts, bro.

♪ ♪

- All right, bye. - I love you.

♪ ♪

- Yo, Angelina, that was so [bleep] weird.

- That was weird.

- You were holding hands, b*tch.

- Yo. - Mike is my best friend.

I have a lot of guy friends, and Chris knows that.

Chris has known Mike--

- You were holding hands, Angelina.

- He hangs out with my guy friends.

- The way you guys were holding hands,

I would've been like, "Ooh, it's a couple."

- And the girls are really, like, going overboard.

- Where you going?

- She's going to lay down.

- [bleep] is just awkward and weird.

In my opinion, when you're engaged,

this is not how you should be acting.

- Just out of respect, man, just stop.

- Guys, if I [bleep] FaceTime'd Chris right now,

he'd be like, "I know Mike, Mike's my boy."

Me and Chris have been together for a very long time,

and we've known each other for years.

We're fine.

- Jionni would divorce me in a second.

- Relax, everybody.

- Thank you. - Hold on.

You wanna hear the [bleep] funniest thing ever?

We went to, like, a drag queen place.

Mike came-- Mike.

Obviously, Mike.

- So he, like, bought us water, bought us [bleep] whatever.

He's mad.

- Chris, we knew you would be annoyed.

- Oh, I also ratted you out tonight.

You know how you, like, you watched--

like, you, like, video'd [bleep],

like, banging girls and [bleep].

That was really it. What do you think?

Don't be a jerk-off.

Hello?

- [bleep] job?

How did this come into the conversation?

- This kid came to the drag show.

Chris is upset about it.

[knock on door]

- All right, I'll get out.

- We went to, like, a drag queen place.

Mike came-- Mike.

Obviously, Mike.

Oh, I also ratted you out tonight.

You know how you, like, you watched--

like, you, like, video'd [bleep],

like, banging girls and [bleep].

That was really it. What do you think?

- We knew it!

Chris, we knew you would be annoyed.

Now Chris-- he's starting to get upset,

and this is what we've been telling her the entire time.

- Don't be a jerk-off.

Hello?

- Angelina, we [bleep] love you.

- And, like, why we, like, say the things

is because it's, like--

we like you and Chris.

When you do things like that,

probably not going to be a good thing.

- I get that. I understand.

I know the girls are just trying to help me

at this point.

I hope that Chris is all right.

Me and my big mouth again.

- Oh, God. - Ow, [bleep] my life.

- Wait, you're on my legs. - [scoffs]

- [bleep].

- [laughs] - [bleep].

- You know I love you. That's why I, like--

- [bleep].

Oh, [bleep].

- Is there a dance party?

- Oh, I thought there was, like--

- [yelps]

- Whoa! [laughter]

- Are you kidding?

- Tonight was epic. Great divorce party.

This is exactly what I needed.

We lasted till the lights came on.

I'm [bleep] proud.

[laughter]

- I like Jionni! Stop it!

I like--I like men.

I like men. Get off me.

- ♪ Truth ♪

♪ Watch out ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ They can say what they wanna say ♪

I live on the West Coast now,

so I'm on my way back to New York,

and I'm gonna go see my dad...

and all my family.

I'll be back in a couple days.

- ♪ Truth ♪

♪ Watch out ♪

- Breakfast, everyone!

- Oh, my-- - Anyone?

Anyone?

- Oh, God.

Oh, what time is it?

Oh, my God, we went to bed, like, seven minutes ago.

- Holy--this is where everybody's hiding.

Hi, Angelina.

- I am tired.

- Jenni was up for, like, hours already.

- [mumbling and laughing]

- [laughs] Look at this meatball.

Hi, Deeners.

Whatever you do, don't wake up Nicole.

So the girls are looking pretty rough this morning

after their night of a divorce party.

They're hungover.

Holy [bleep].[laughs]

- ♪ Don't forget about me ♪

♪ Don't forget about me ♪

♪ Don't forget about me ♪

- Oh, my God,

I'm about to have my first interview

as a free man.

It's very important right now

for me to be such an open book.

It's kind of a big deal.

- Come on in.

- It's really a fairy-tale story for me,

and I want people to hear that.

You know, I mean, I have nothing to hide.

There is no filter.

Ask away.

- What does it feel like to be a free man?

- Oh, my God.

To be a free man, it's--

to be honest with you, it's awesome.

The information and the wisdom I have--

I wanna share it and help other people.

For me, this was prison,

but for other people, it could be anxiety.

It could be depression. It could be divorce.

I used to tell myself,

you have a job or a responsibility

to become better or bitter,

and I chose to be better.

- Everything hurts.

- ♪ Oh, my God ♪

♪ Oh-oh, my ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, my God ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh, my ♪

- Whoa.

- All righty.

- Morning! - Hi, Nicole.

Thanks for coming.

- I'm [bleep] right now. God.

- Here you go, Angelina.

You can sit right between me and Vinny.

- Thank you.

- Angelina, your breath smells.

- No, it does not. - It does.

- No, it doesn't. - Oh, I'll get my--

- My breath never smells. - I have my mouthwash.

- You're such a liar right now. - I got you.

- I literally always brush my teeth.

- I got the one I use every morning.

I cannot resist messing with Angelina.

- Yo, you gotta help me with a prank.

Yes. - What?

- So I put the deep throat numbing spray

from Mike's baby-making basket

in Angelina's mouthwash,

so when we go down to breakfast,

be like, "Yo, your breath stinks."

I'll be like, "Oh, hold up."

- Mm-mm. - There you go.

- My breath never smells, and I make sure it doesn't.

I don't need it. Stop!

My God, I just brushed my teeth.

- I'm saying, though...

- Oh, leave me alone. - Yikes.

You need to change your toothpaste.

Smells like she-breeze.

[laughter]

- It's not bad. - Just [bleep] do it.

- Come on. It's [bleep] bad.

- [sighs]

- [laughs]

- Aren't you supposed to spit it out?

You swallow mouthwash?

- She's just letting it marinate up in there.

- Oh. - Mm-hmm.

- [mimicking mumbling]

♪ ♪

- Oh. God.

- I love that stuff.

- Oh, my God. [laughter]

- I use that every time before I give any [bleep].

- Pauly, it's a [bleep].

[laughter]

[bleep].

- Deep throat spray! Deep throat spray!

- Aw, [bleep].

- Deep throat spray! - [choked laughter]

- Are you still horny? - [bleep].

[laughter]

- God, you got me.

- You know how hard it was to get her

to drink the stupid [bleep]?

- You guys suck,

and I hate all of you right now.

- Are you still horny? - Let's go see if it works.

[laughter] - Whoa!

[laughter]

- Well, I'm gonna miss you guys.

I gotta hit the road as usual.

I got two shows, and I'ma come back.

- Oh, my God. God bless.

- Don't go!

- I'ma go handle that

and come right back to my family.

- I'm just gonna curl up

in the fetal position till you're back.

- I have to go. - Don't go.

- God, he's so attached.

♪ ♪

- You've been out.

- Yeah. - Here we are.

People are taking pictures of you.

- Oh, my God.

- People are saying, "I'm so glad you're out."

- I got thousands and thousands of letters.

- You good? - Yeah.

- Welcome home, Sitch! - What up?

And I'm so grateful that, you know,

I had the love and support of the fans out there.

Nice to meet you guys.

What's up, guys?

- GTL, Mikey. GTL.

- I got the support from the people!

We free! We free!

Listening to the fans out there--

like, it made my day.

Oh, my God. You're so awesome.

Thank you. - Love you so much, Sitch.

- I remember saying before I left for prison,

"You are a superhero in your own movie,

"and it's your job to save yourself.

What are you gonna do?"

And I made it.

I feel like my own superhero.

[people screaming and cheering]

Thank you. - All right, see you.

- You're awesome.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Baby, baby ♪

♪ Baby, baby ♪

♪ ♪

- So the divorce party was fun.

- I had a great time. - It was good, it was good.

- [bleep] marriage! - Oh!

- [bleep] marriage!

- But it's good for me, though!

- It's good for me, though. [laughter]

- Wait, were you guys there for that part?

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

- [bleep] marriage! - All right!

- But for me, it's good, though.

- It was, like, this one little conversation

between herself.

- Yeah, she literally was like--

it's like you could see the debate going on.

- Good for me, though. [laughter]

- Stupid.

- Well, guys, I kind of have an idea for Mike.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

- You can, like, get out of prison

and eat any restaurant cooking.

What Mike really needs is a spread of Paula's cooking.

- [gasps]

- Of my mom's food. - Ooh!

- Yeah! both: Chicken cutlets.

- Ooh. - Baked ziti.

- Oh, my God. Yes, queen.

- My mom's cooking is the best Italian food

you'll ever eat in your life.

When Mike isn't in prison,

he looks forward to my mom's chicken cutlets.

- This is the best surprise that we could come home to.

Oh, my God. - Yeah?

Good. - It is.

The only word that describes this is "wow."

- I can't imagine,

after being locked up

and eating cans of tuna for eight months,

how excited Mike will be.

- Do we let Mike know or surprise him with Paula?

- I mean, we could probably tell him,

like, we have dinner for him,

but not specifically what it is.

- But we don't say "Paula's gonna be here."

Oh, he would love that. - Are you gonna eat it?

- Oh, hell, yeah, I'm gonna eat it.

- "Oh, hell yeah." - "Hell, yeah, hell, yeah."

- "Hell, yeah, hell, yeah." - "Hell, yeah, hell, yeah."

[line ringing]

- Ma. - Hey.

- Since Mike just got out of prison,

can you come and maybe, like, cook for us tonight?

- Of course I can.

- I really want Mike to have your chicken cutlets.

- I want your chicken cutlets, too!

- Jenni wants 'em, too.

- Of course.

- Don't go crazy, okay?

- Okay, no problem.

- And whatever you do-- Ma, whatever you do,

make sure Uncle Nino doesn't come.

- Like I have control over that, Vin.

- Don't let him get in the car if he's around.

- I'm gonna go.

Let me get started cooking, okay?

- All right, all right. I'll see you in a little bit.

Love you, bye. - All right, love you, bye.

- ♪ Hit it ♪

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[record scratch]

Okay.

[line ringing]

- Hey, Mike.

- What are you guys up to? - Nothing.

We were actually gonna invite you over for dinner.

- Who's cooking? - Leg Day.

- I'm gonna grill,

and the girls are gonna prepare some vegetables.

- Yes. - Oh, all right.

Good, good. [laughter]

- We're gonna eat grilled chicken, no carbs.

- Asparagus. - No carbs at all.

- Asparagus. - Yes, so healthy.

- There will not be a carb in sight, Mike.

- And broccolis.

- Broccoli rabe. - All right.

- See you guys. - See you in a little bit.

- I'll be there probably within, like, an hour.

- All right, sounds good, bro. I'll start the grill.

- All right, bye, guys. all: Bye!

[laughter] - That was so stupid.

- Should've got dressed. Time.

[grunts] Oh, my God.

- What's up, Paula?

What are you doing with all that food?

- Mike is home and--

- You going over there? - I'm going over there.

- I'm coming with you.

- I don't think you were invited, Nino.

- No, no, I'm inviting myself. Of course I'm coming.

- You're not invited. - I'm coming anyway.

- I know you're not invited. - I'm coming no matter what.

You know me, I'm a surprise-- - I don't have time to talk.

- I'm a surprise guest. Let's go.

We're coming to Jersey.

Here I come, Vinny.

Mike's finally back from prison, huh?

- I can't wait to see him. - Yeah?

- Yeah. Can't wait to see Vinny.

- You seen him last week. You seen him last week.

- Shut up. Mind your business.

He told me, he said,

"Ma, whatever you do, don't take Uncle Nino."

- No, he didn't.He did?

- Yeah, swear to God.

- That little rat b*stard.

By the way, what did you cook?

- I made the usual.

Chicken cutlets, mashed potatoes,

baked ziti, corn, broccoli rabe, roasted peppers.

- Okay, I got that. - What else did I make?

Oh, I made stuffed mushrooms and--

I forgot the [bleep] cheese.

You see? I knew it.

I knew I forgot something.

[sighing heavily]

Damn.

- I gotta spit so bad.

[snorting and coughing]

- [whispering] Oh, God. - [spits]

- Oh, my God.

- Let's get--[bleep].

Let's get this show on the road.

Mike, set a dish. Here we come.

- Shut up. - Mike Situation--

- Shh. - Daddy Sitch!

- Shut up.

[doorbell rings] - Oh, someone's here.

- Ooh, someone's here. - Ooh.

That's our doorbell?

- Party's here. - Shh.

- Oh, my God, Uncle Nino! - Yay!

- Party's here! - Hey.

[all cheering]

I told you not to bring him.

- I told him. He bugs my phone.

- How are you? - Hi, Snooki Cookie.

[both smooch] Love you.

- If the price I have to pay for my mom's cooking

is Uncle Nino showing up, I'll take it.

Already I see loaves of bread.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my--

- You always should have extra.

- There's enough for, like, [bleep] people.

- Oh, my God. - Everything smells delicious.

- There's only of us, of us.

- All right. - Whatever.

- Whatever.

- Jenni, you look so colorful. I love you.

- We've been in love for ten years going strong.

- Uncle Nino. - What?

- Jenni's going strong with .

- Mike doesn't know you're coming.

He knows he's coming for dinner,

but he doesn't know you're cooking.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

This is a surprise.

- Oh, yeah.

I lost almost pounds in prison.

The last couple days,

I've been having trouble getting dressed

because it's hard for me to find jeans

that actually fit me, hon.

- Well, you lost pounds.

- Yeah. - Or more.

- After putting in so much work for eight months,

I'm not gonna cheat on my diet,

so today I need to stay on track.

- I'm excited to eat a healthy meal.

You look fantastic, honey. - Thank you.

- All right! BDS is in the building!

[all cheering]

- [shushing]

Don't say anything. Shh.

He doesn't know you're here.

I don't think he's had, like, a home-cooked meal yet

since he's been home.

Mike is gonna go insane.

- Hey, guys. - What's up?

- What's up?

We're grilling some dinner for you.

- We're cooking, we're grilling.

Hi, Mama.

- You look so hot. - Thank you.

- Hi, babes. - Hey.

- Can you believe that he doesn't know we're here?

- Really? - All right.

Oh, wow. - Hey, Ma!

[all cheering]

- What's up, buddy? - Hi, Mama.

- You popped your cherry! - Hey!

- Love you, dude. - What's up, buddy?

Oh, my God. This is the best surprise ever!

- Welcome home, buddy. - Hey!

- Oh, I got chills! - Hey.

- Aww, my chills.

- I feel like I'm home right now.

[upbeat rock music]

- ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Can we start again? ♪

- Good to see you.

- Aww.

- All right, I guess today is cheat day.

- I guess so. [laughs]

- Guess today is cheat day.

Oh, my God. This is great.

This is unbelievable. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God, this is the best meal ever.

- What the [bleep]?

Ketchup on the chicken cutlets?

You using ketchup?

- In Italian culture, it is sacrilegious

to put ketchup on a chicken cutlet.

- I use ketchup. - What the [bleep]?

Deena!

[upbeat music]

- Going right in. - I sure am.

- Right in like this. - This is my house.

- You own this place. - All right!

BDS is in the building! [all cheering]

As soon as I walk in the kitchen,

there's Paula and Uncle Nino.

Seeing Paula and Uncle Nino is like seeing family, okay?

It's an extension of our squad.

They've been A from day one as well,

and I'm like, "Ah, this food is going to be epic."

- Guys, let's eat.

[traditional Italian music]

♪ ♪

- I just haven't had good food in such a long time.

Chicken cutlets, baked ziti, mashed potatoes,

broccoli rabe, salad,

prosciut, antipast, bread.

God, I'm living my best life right now.

Oh, my God, those chicken cutlets look delicious.

Oh, thank you, hon. - Two cutlets?

- Yes, two cutlets.

Pass me some salad over there.

I love olives. Oh, my God.

- No broccoli rabe?

You get waited on tonight.

- Here's a toast to Mike. We love you.

- To Mike. We love you.

all: To Mike. - So happy for you!

- We've been waiting for this month

for eight months! - Cheers.

- So excited.

- [sighs] [laughter]

- Let's eat.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- How's that first taste, Mike?

- This is good.

Right now I'm in Heaven.

Oh, wow.

- Mmm.

- Unbelievable.

- I haven't had good food like this

in almost a year.

It's like my taste buds are a virgin.

- He's like a born-again virgin with everything.

- Everything? [laughter]

- Everything's amazing.

- Good food.

This right here is a "feastiones"

of momentous proportions,

and I'm living for it right now.

- Can I maneuver to the chicken cutlets?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- These cutlets are fantastic, Paula.

- Yeah? - They are.

They really are. - Thank you, honey.

- I love Paula's cooking.

Oh, my God, this is great.

This is unbelievable. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God, this is the best meal ever.

And to be honest, my favorite food

is chicken cutlets, okay?

There's nothing better than a good cutlet.

There really isn't. - Yeah.

- I love chicken cutlets.

The chicken cutlet life didn't choose me,

you know what I'm saying?

- There's no better way Italians show love than food.

You gotta mix the corn, the mashed potatoes,

and the cutlets together.

- Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

- And to see Mike enjoying a real, home-cooked meal

from my mom, as a family...

- The mushrooms are so good.

- They're nothing like when they're fresh.

- And the cutlets, too. Beautiful.

Beautiful.

- It was incredible.

[music slows to a stop]

- What the [bleep]?

Ketchup on the chicken cutlets?

You're using ketchup?

Deena! Ketchup?

- Yeah, I use ketchup on my chicken cutlets.

- What the [bleep]?

- In Italian culture,

it is sacrilegious

to put ketchup on a chicken cutlet.

If I ever did that,

my grandfather would smack me across the face.

- Maybe a little lemon, squeeze a little lemon on it,

but not ketchup.

- I love ketchup.

- My Uncle Nino is about to have another stroke...

- What are you doing, Deena?

What the [bleep]? Get the [bleep]--

- Because of this ketchup on the table.

- Whatever, whatever. Who gives a [bleep]?

[laughter]

- Oh, I have a funny story.

One day I woke up, and it looked like

there was, like, a floating hair in my eye.

- Oh, I hate that.

- Like, I looked left, and you'd see it this way.

I look right, and it'd go that way.

- It's like a squiggly line. - Like a squiggly line.

So I'm like, oh my God, I have [bleep]--

- Going blind.

- Like, I'm dying, you know what I'm saying?

So I went to one of the inmates that was actually a doctor,

and I said, "Listen, man, you know,

like, what is this, man?"

He goes, "Listen--" He was a Russian guy,

and he goes, "You're bleeding from the brain."

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God!

- That's so scary. - I would bug out.

- Stop it. - [bleep].

- He goes, "That's not a good sign."

I'm like, "What would I do if I was in real life?"

I'm like, "All right, I'd go for a second opinion."

So I go to the other guy. - The other guy?

- The other doctor who was also an inmate,

and then he immediately was like,

"Oh, those are called floaters."

- Floaters. - Floaters.

"Those are natural."

He's like, "You're fine." I was like--

I was like, "Oh, my God."

I'm like, "The other doctor

told me I'm bleeding from the brain."

He's like...

"He's in prison for pretending to be a doctor."

[laughter, all oh-ing and ah-ing]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Always go for a second opinion.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Hey, Angelina. - Hi.

- How you doing? You're quiet over there.

- I'm good.

- You having a big wedding, honey?

- [sighs] Probably, like, .

- Wow.

- No wonder she's so quiet.

She's got a lot going on. - Yeah.

- I have a lot in my brain right now, guys.

I have so much on my plate planning a wedding,

and now Chris is a little pissed off

because of last night.

I'm stupid. I shouldn't open my mouth.

Oh, there's no more wine. [laughter]

- Finish that glass. - [bleep] my life.

- You still have a full glass there!

- This is giving me anxiety, guys.

- She doesn't know what to do with herself.

- Paula...

I made a suggestion to Angelina

that before she gets married, she should consider a prenup.

I feel like that's

a very adult thing to do, right?

- Absolutely. - See?

- You think so? - Absolutely.

Why not?

- Mike, what do you think about that?

- We did have a-- [all shout]

- It's the truth, see?

- Oh, my God. - It matches your shirt.

- It's okay. - It's all right.

- Oh, my God. - Typical.

- Did it get on your arm? - What happened?

- Started talking about the prenup,

he started getting nervous.

Oh, my God.

- I made a suggestion to Angelina

that before she gets married, she should consider a prenup.

- Why not?

- Mike, what do you think about that?

- We did have a-- [all shout]

- What happened?

- Started talking about the prenup,

he started getting nervous. [laughter]

- On that note,

I'm going to get going.

I gotta get home to the babies.

- Oh, my God, that's right. - Babies?

Your -year-old?

Your -year-old. - Him too.

- Oh! [laughter]

- That baby.

I wish I could stay all night,

but time's up.

I have to be a mommy.

all: Bye. - Love you.

- Love you, Jenni!

- Poor thing.

- What was the judgment from the judge

with custody of the kids?

- Well, he gets the weekends, but, like,

for example, this week,

she couldn't do it during the week.

- First they agreed on it,

and then he went back on his word

and said, "No, it has to be the original."

- But he waited until she got here--

- To say no.

So she has to run to the bathroom

hysterically crying.

- Oh. - Twice.

- Yeah, so it's been, like, a real...

- Oh, my God.

Nightmare. - A mess.

- All right.

- She's going through it right now.

- Jenni's been there for me for the past eight months

while going through a divorce.

It is not easy to be positive in a negative situation.

So now that I'm out,

anywhere that she needs to lean on me

or Mrs. Situation in any way is--

you know, we'll be there for her.

You know, I just want my sister to be happy.

- All right, well, this was a great dinner.

- Yeah, this was so good. - So great.

- It was. - Thank you, Paula.

- Thank you, Mom. - Thank you.

- Thank you, Paula. - Thank you for cooking.

- This was delicious. We'll help you clean up.

- Anytime. - For sure.

- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ We gon' bring it to the top with this one ♪

- Nice wine. Good wine.

Makes me--makes me happy.

Got the juice of life.

- I wanted to speak to you outside for a second.

You wanna go outside?

From the first day that I entered into prison,

there was a chance that people may have not liked me,

but the day that I got in, people, they helped me out,

and I have to thank Uncle Nino for putting a word out for me.

You put the word out?

- They'll guide you.

So...how was it there?

It was good? It was good?

- Yeah, it was--it was prison.

But listen,

while I was in prison,

the fellas really looked outfor me.

Tony [bleep], Andy [bleep],okay,

and Mad [bleep], they sat me down,

and I'm telling you, they told me to tell you,

"Tell Uncle Nino that we looked out for you.

We heard you put out the word, and we looked out for you."

There wasn't a day in prison

that I didn't go without good food.

I didn't go-- - Or double the amount.

- Or double the amount. Exactly right.

- That's right, man. Exactly.

- Okay? - I told 'em you're a big boy.

We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.

- Yeah, and listen, the whole experience,

it was not fun at any particular time,

but I appreciate you putting out the word.

- Sure.

- Between the roomies coming to visit me in prison

to the squad looking out for my wife,

I have friends that are family, okay?

[chuckles, sniffles]

[emotional music]

And that's the most important thing.

- [mumbling incoherently]

- I'll be honest with you,

I only got, like, a couple words out of that sentence.

- Yeah. - What was it?

You know what they say.

In jail, [bleep] jobs don't count in jail.

- What does they say? - [bleep] jobs don't count.

- Oh, sh--oh, [bleep]. No, no, no, no.

- Boy's taking a crash course.

You get any [bleep] jobs-- - No, no, no, no.

What? [bleep] job?

- Nobody approached you? - No, no, no.

No. - You didn't get--

You didn't give any either? - No, no.

There was no giving and no receiving.

No, it wasn't like that, no.

No, no [bleep] jobs happened of any sort.

- That's good to know. - Yeah, I'm good.

- I love you. - Thank you, thank you.

- I love you.

- Say good-bye.

- And I asked him... - Say good-bye.

- Did he happen-- did you do--did you give

whatever, who gives a [bleep]?

- Say good-bye. - It's all good.

Good-bye. - Good-bye.

Sorry.

Degenerate.

- What the [bleep]?

- I'm super excited because we're gonna go see

Angelina's dress,

but right now she's in a funk

because Chris is still mad.

She's really upset.

Like, she doesn't wanna do this today.

- All right. All right, come on.

Let's go inside, pal.

- Hello, people.

- Thank you, Paula.

Thank you.

- Happy you're home safe. - Thank you.

It was great to see everyone.

Beautiful dinner.

- Thank you for a beautiful dinner.

both: Come here, brother. - Love you, brother.

- Bye, babe. - Bye, babe.

- Love you. - I love you.

Bye, Ang. - Thanks.

Good seeing you, Mike.

You look amazing. - Good to see you, sweetheart.

It was great to eat

like a king and a queen tonight,

but wifey probation is real.

Bye, guys. We love you.

- Love you. - Love you.

Baby-making appointments.

- Bye, Michael.

- I mean...

that's a situation.

- Bye, Daddy Sitch.

- Daddy Sitch.

- Mission accomplished. both: Yeah.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you for everything.

- It was amazing. - It was so good.

- I gotta take my [bleep] enzyme.

My enzyme. I'll take my enzyme, yeah.

I take my enzymes after every meal.

Where's my wine?

Oh, oh. - Chug it.

[upbeat music]

Yeah. - Ah, God bless America.

[laughter]

- Thank you for everything.

Everything was amazing. - You're very welcome.

- Yes. - So good seeing you.

- Angelina, listen to me.

From this--from now, you're one man's--

one girl's man.

No more-- - One man's girl.

- One man, whatever-- - One man's--

- One girl's-- [stuttering incoherently]

- Whatever it is! - He just chugged the wine.

- He's bombed. - Thank you.

- He doesn't know what he's saying.

- You're bombed. - You're one girl's man.

[laughter] - Hot stuff.

- Nino. - Bye, girls.

- Come on. - Bye.

- [noisily blowing kisses] all: Bye.

- Love you. - Like the Three Stooges.

[laughter] - Bye, love you guys.

- I love you, bye. - Bye.

- All right, all right, all right.

- What the [bleep]?

- I'm so full. both: Same.

- Where's the car?

Oh, where's the [bleep] car?

- Oh, my God, I'm so full.

- No more carbs.

- Let's go to bed. - Whoo-hoo!

- Food "comer"!

- Good night, b*tches.

both: Good night. - Love you.

- ♪ And we gon' rise up, rise up ♪

- ♪ Rise up ♪

- ♪ Till they all fall down ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ And we gon' rise up, rise up ♪

- ♪ Rise up ♪

- ♪ Our feet off the ground ♪

- What the [bleep]?

- ♪ Till they all fall down ♪

- [sighs deeply]

- So, honestly, today waking up, I'm super excited

because we're gonna go see Angelina's dress.

- Wait, what the [bleep]? This is annoying.

- But, like, right now she's just in a funk

because Chris is still mad about the other night.

[cheering]

It's hard to see her

going through this personal [bleep] with Chris.

I feel awful.

This is supposed to be, like, a really nice,

special day for Angelina.

She's picking out her friggin' wedding dress,

so I hope they work it out.

[line ringing]

- What are you not answering for?

- She's really upset.

Like, she doesn't wanna do this today.

- ♪ Get swipe ♪

♪ G-g-get swipe ♪

♪ Get swipe ♪

♪ G-g-get swipe ♪

- Hey, you made it.

- ♪ Get swipe ♪

- I missed you.

- How was yesterday?

- Paula came with Uncle Nino. - Did she?

Oh, [bleep].

- And we surprised Mike with Mom.

- Did Lauren come? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - We had so much friggin' food.

And we're supposed to go see Ang's dress today.

- Oh, the girls? - Yeah, but she's upset.

- She's here? - She's in the bathroom.

- I don't [bleep] know.

- ♪ You got me feeling something real ♪

- What's up, kid? - Oh, hi.

- Hi. - How are you?

So we've done, like, every kind of dinner

we can do with Mike,

so, I mean, maybe we can do something different for him.

- Something relaxing, not too strenuous.

- Remember I made that movie for him

for the engagement?

Like, that slideshow? - Yeah.

- Oh, my God, that was so cute.

- [sobbing]

- Aww.

- That would make a good movie.

Like, from his [bleep] evolution

of where he was to what he is now?

We wanna make a movie

and then present it to Mike

in, like, a premiere party fashion,

where he's the star of the show,

we all get together,

and just have, like, an awesome movie night

in the yard.

- What should we call the movie?

- Something like "Godfather" but not "The Godfather,"

'cause he loves that [bleep].

- "Shorefather" we could do?

- "Shorefather"? I like it.

- "Shorefather." - I think I have a better one.

- What? - What?

- "The Shore-shank Redemption."

[drumroll]

- Oh, my God.

- All right, so "Shorefather" it is.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

My bad.

- She's, like, really freaking out, Ang?

About what? Everything?

- This kid came to the drag show

that was her friend.

And now it's, like, a real thing.

- Yeah.

- Like, Chris is upset about it.

She's, like, really upset.

This is a huge day for Angelina.

For a bride, looking at wedding dresses

is, like, the best day of your life,

and she's going through so much stuff right now,

and, you know, it breaks my heart.

I truly do love Angelina. I just want her to be happy.

- Hello?

- Jenni's here.

- Oh, you look pretty. - Thanks,

I thought we were going dress shopping.

- Oh, you're all ready? - I'm not ready yet.

- Oh, when'd you come back?

- This morning. - Whoa.

You missed the best cooking ever.

- I know. Vin was just filling me in.

- So what's the game plan?

- Chris is mad. - He's pissed.

- Like, that's a thing.

- [bleep] marriage. - Not have an incident--

- [bleep] marriage!

- You just gotta-- you gotta own your--

you have to be accountable for your actions.

Well, I hope it doesn't ruin her day.

- She's been in the bathroom for, like--

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, she's upset.

- I think everything could've been avoided,

but this is Angelina's day.

She's supposed to be trying on her wedding dress.

I think Angelina and Chris are great for each other,

and I really actually love Chris.

I think he's a great guy.

So I gotta do some damage control,

'cause I'm not having this day ruined.

[knock at door]

[dramatic musical flourish]

All right, I'll get out.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

[dramatic musical flourish]

- All right, I'll get out.

- Yeah, I don't think she wants to do this today.

- I'm not having this day ruined.

This could completely backfire, but I gotta do something.

Just, like, be a friend.

Would you like me to talk to Chris?

- I'd like to explain-- - Hold on.

- Hey, Chris. It's Jenni.

I know you truly love her. She truly loves you.

Do any of us truly think she did anything with Mike?

% not.

Honestly, like--and I get it, and I get why you're angry.

%. All of us do.

But, like, I just don't want you guys upset.

It's especially--it's, like, a really good day for her.

She's going dress shopping, and we just wanna figure out

how can we move forward

without her upset in the bathroom,

even though, you know, she deserves...

what you're giving to her a little bit.

- I think we were just worried.

We only care because we worry about her.

- Truly, she's not doing anything malicious here.

She's never tried to,

and it gets nipped in the bud right now,

and we're done, and we move on, and you enjoy your day.

Here you go. Bye, Chris.

We all love you.

Hmm. - Hello?

- I gotta change my tampon.

- I'm happy that Jenni had my back.

I really do appreciate that.

- This is very dramatic.

- Listen, they're a happy couple.

They're gonna make it, and that's it.

- Yeah.

Moving on. - Mazel.

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Did I make it worse or a little bit better?

I don't know. Anything?

- This [bleep] isn't easy.

- He's fine now. Thank God she spoke to him.

He was just flipping the [bleep] out.

You know? And he deserves to.

I shouldn't have invited somebody out.

- He loves you for you,

and you can't ask for anything more.

- And that's amazing. - You really can't.

- That's when you know he's your man.

You guys are two peas in a pod.

So are we getting ready and going?

- I mean, I feel like I'm in a funk, but...

- I feel like once we get there,

we have some champagne...

- I, like, really was looking forward

to seeing you in your wedding dress.

- Yeah, sames.

- I'm truly excited to be a bridesmaid,

and I think the wedding's gonna be amazing,

and I know all of us, like, joke around--

- Do you still want us to be bridesmaids?

- Yeah, I mean--

- Is Chris gonna say [bleep] them?

- I didn't buy my dress yet,

so if you wanna kick me to the curb--

- Don't think that I don't want you guys to be bridesmaids.

- I'm kidding. - Let's go dress shopping.

[upbeat music]

- It was really nice

that the girls were there for me through all this.

- I'm gonna get ready 'cause I feel like we're late.

- Especially Jenni.

Why are you all dressed up?

- It's your day, b*tch.

- We've been through a lot,

and, thankfully, we're good now.

- Usually when you go dress shopping,

you get dressed.

- You dress the [bleep] up, b*tch.

- Oh, I didn't know that. - It's her first time.

- I can't believe it.

My wedding, like, is actually happening,

and I'm excited to get this party started.

You're very dressed up.

It's so weird.

I can't believe I'm actually getting married.

Oh!

- I thought we were doing fancy things

like an adult today.

- This is very exciting.

- ♪ Just the way you are ♪

- Oh, I love movies.

- We have a special premiere tonight.

- Oh, that's so dope!

[all cheering] - Here we go!

- I feel like a movie star right now.

- Oh, my God! - Is it dead?

- Oh.

Oh, [bleep]. - Put it back.

- This thing's dead. - Oh, my God!

- A tragedy happens.

- This sucks.