06x07 - Payback’s a b*tch

[bunniefuu]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...

You do have to leave the house.

I'm going to India with Kim.

Wow.

-I'm so proud of you...
-Thank you.

...that you left the gates
of Hidden Hills.

I'm going to Italy after that
for Andrea Bocelli's birthday.

[Kris Jenner] It's been rough.
It really has. It's just rough.

I just feel really bad for my mom.

Ever since my sister passed away,

my mom struggles with so much right now.

I know that I need to be there for her.

I don't think any parent
deserves to lose a child.

The demise of Lamar
hurt every single one of my family.

The person that I am now,

I can't even fathom, like,
the sh*t that I was doin'.

I sorta, like, blacked out.

It was so overwhelming
the amount of emotions I was feeling.

I don't really know how I said bye.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ "Sound of Stuntin'"
by Splash Brothers ft. AMDJ playing]

♪ I-I paid the cost to be a boss ♪

♪ I-I-I made a lesson from love ♪

♪ I-I-I paid the cost to be a boss ♪

♪ I-I-I made a lesson from love ♪

♪ Anything that is not
elevate to my name ♪

♪♪

[Kylie Jenner]
Hello?

[Kendall Jenner]
Hey.

-Hi, you look gorgeous.
-So do you.

We're gonna make cinnamon rolls.
Did the dough this morning.

-You're gonna make the cinnamon filling.
-'Kay.

You're gonna mix butter, sugar,
cinnamon, and salt together in a bowl.

[crew member]
Camera speeds.

It would be fun.

What if it was, like,
a three-episode spin-off?

-I would do that.
-What are we gonna do?

Everything.

Okay, I'm gonna get my dough.
Kendall, 'member when

-we made our beeshee?
-[Kendall] Yep.

[Kylie] First time making beeshee,
and we have no idea what we're doing.

My sisters describe beeshee
as like an Armenian pancake.

[sings]
♪ We're making beeshee ♪

Okay, how crazy is it
that MJ is turning 90?

I know.
She doesn't even, like, feel it, honestly.

-I know.
-Her spirit is so honestly amazing.

I'm sad that I'm gonna be working.

[Kendall]
Well, I'm gonna be there.

It's actually amazing.
I feel like it worked out so well.

There's a horse show there
that same weekend.

[Kylie]
Oh, nice.

Oh, my God.
Hopefully still alive.

I feel like when you're 90,
I'll be, like, what, 75?

-Excuse me?
-And...

[producer]
How are you guys opposite?

-Oh, my God, the list is long I feel.
-How are we opposite?

-Okay, so, I think I'm more free-spirited.
-She's...

-Excuse me?
-Oh.

I don't know if that
was the right term, okay?

-Okay. Let me start over.
-I think...

Let me start over. I think I...

-am unbothered?
-I'm gonna lose sleep over that.

-More easygoing?
-[laughter]

-Cooler?
-Oh, my God.

-Prettier? More gorgeous? Better body?
-[laughing] Okay, I wasn't gonna go there.

-Kylie, this is insane!
-'Cause, like, your face card goes hard.

Kylie, [laughing] no.

[Kylie]
Are you gonna be a grumpy old lady?

[Kendall] The last thing I wanna be is
a grumpy... you know what I mean?

Like, you know when you see,
like, grumpy old people?

Yeah.

You are gonna be fun at 90.

But isn't it crazy when I'm 90,
Stormi will be 70?

That is crazy.

I don't even like
thinking about all this.

I actually don't even
like talking about it.

-Yeah, it is kind of crazy.
-Freaks me out.

Like, if we were a sound,
I would be like, [laughs]

[softly]
"Woo."

-Yeah.
-And, and then you're like...

[laughing]
I don't know.

What's my sound?

-No, I'm dying to know now.
-I feel like you're like...

-[growls]
-Kylie!

[both laughing]

-I feel like...
-No, that's terrible.

I think that I'm definitely
more regimented.

-Sophisticated. No.
-[growling] And...

I hate my sound.
You need to come up with a different one.

Maybe not so low.
Maybe it's like, "Mmm."

That's, like, you.

Kylie, frequencies are huge for me.

-[high-pitched] Mmm.
-Thank you.

-I like that so much better.
-'Kay.

-There it is.
-[both laughing]

Mom told me there's a bear

-lurking around Hidden Hills.
-Which is so crazy.

[Kendall] I don't know this for sure,
but I've seen on our family group chats

that there's apparently this bear
that's roaming around the community.

Um, I know. I'm, like, worried.
If that's true, that's crazy

'cause I'm worried about my horse.

Important question.
Coperni asked me to walk in their show.

-Should I do it?
-[gasps] Willie.

[Kylie]
Oh, I thought you were excited that...

-Come here. Come here.
-...they asked me to walk in their show.

How did your face get like this?

We have a new cast member, William.

This is mine
and Kendall's dog that we share.

Willie Nelson.

[Kylie]
Willie Nelson.

So, do you care?

-Um, of course, I care.
-Do you have an opinion?

-I think that that's so fun and exciting.
-Should I do it?

Of course.

Like, I'm just thinking about...
I mean, I've done it before

when I was younger,

but I'm thinking, like,
if you guys can all do it.

Yeah. I think the best thing you can do
is just go out there and be confident.

I think it's so cute
that Kylie's walking for Coperni.

I know she's a little bit nervous,
but that I think is more

because she doesn't know what to expect.

It's, like, the unknown for her,

and I think she'll be amazing,
and she'll do amazing.

I like it.
I think it's such a cute idea.

-'Kay.
-And they always have really good shows

and, like, iconic moments.

You guys kinda look alike.

[♪ "Ballare ballare"
by Stefano Fucili playing]

[♪ singing in Italian]

-Very warm welcome to Castelfalfi.
-Aw, thank you.

[host]
A very, very warm welcome.

-Welcome, how are you?
-Hi.

-Oh, this is so beautiful.
-Shall we?

After you.

♪♪

Kim and I, we just left India
and now we are here in Italy,

and Italy is absolutely breathtaking.

-Beautiful. Hi.
-Oh, my gosh, this is so nice.

♪♪

This is gorgeous.

We are rushing back
because it's MJ's 90th birthday,

and then, after that,
I have a very big photo sh**t.

And I'm launching my first
fragrance all by myself.

It's really intimidating,

but I'm pushing myself
to do new things this year.

-Nothing like...
-Bread and cheese and burrata.

But, right now, we are here
to see Andrea Bocelli perform.

It's Andrea Bocelli's 30-year anniversary
of being in the music business,

so he has this big concert special.

And I feel like India was such a whirlwind

that, like, we needed a minute
to just take a break for a second...

[Khloé Kardashian]
There's a pool!

[Kim] ...because, when we get back,
there's so much to do.

That's what this is.

-[Khloé] Ooh.
-[Kim] How amazing.

[Khloé]
Kim and I will be skinny-dipping.

-I'm gonna have breakfast naked, out here.
-Yes, al fresco.

[host]
And we'll show you upstairs.

Thank you.
This is beautiful.

[Khloé]
This is spectacular.

Ugh, the views are so special.
I need to move here.

[host] And here,
we've got a little cinema room.

-[Khloé] I love it.
-[Kim] Didn't I just say,

"Do they have a big TV and we can just
chill and watch Love Island...

-Yes, and they do.
-...tonight"?

[Khloé] We could stay here longer.
We don't have to go.

I love...
I miss my kids less now that I'm here.

[Kim]
What?!

Did I just hear Khloé right?

She doesn't miss her kids right now?

Stop everything. We need to take
her straight to the hospital.

-Hi, Mom.
-[Kris] [over phone] Hi!

-Hi. Where are you?
-You're gonna die.

-Look at...
-Oh, my God.

-[Khloé] Look at this pool.
-[Kris] Oh, my God.

[Khloé]
Oh, and look at this beauty.

[Kris] Not bad for somebody
who never leaves Hidden Hills.

-Not bad for someone who doesn't leave.
-I know.

[Kris]
Wait, show me Kim again. Hold on.

Look at Kim in Florence,
outside by the pool.

-Hi, guys!
-[Khloé] I just wanted to show you.

Good evening from Tuscany.

-[Kris] Alright, I love you.
-[Khloé] Love you too. Bye.

Okay, I have to delegate suitcases.

Do you guys wanna go
to dinner at nine o'clock?

[♪ upbeat Italian music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

Yes. You need a pasta, hon.

-Wow, it's so beautiful.
-[worker] Thank you so much.

Tonight, Kim and I are gonna go
to dinner with our glam team.

And glam is essentially our family.
We spend so much time with them,

so we have so much fun with them.

[sing-songy]
♪ Can we order, we're starving ♪

Gonna start with this 'cause I can eat.

Would you like a look at the menu?

-Need a second?
-Yes, please. Thank you so much.

Just any, like, bread
or burrata or anything.

We're so hungry and tired.
Thank you.

[laughs] We've never eaten before.

I know Malika wanted me to go
on an eat, pray, love experience.

And I will definitely be doing
the eating part tonight.

Oh, I need a bite of that.

[mouth full] You guys,
I'm thrilled to be here. We deserve this.

[Kim] [mouth full]
That is so good.

[Khloé] That is so good.

I feel like I was meant to be in Italy.
I thrive in Italy. I thrive.

-[speaker] In Italy?
-[Khloé] Yeah.

What's your favorite pasta?
I just don't eat meat.

Okay.
The one was Granaio Pecorino...

-[Khloé] Mm-hm.
-...which is the pasta

-in the cheese sauce.
-Oh, yum.

I thought you definitely eat meat.

[group laughing]

[all]
Cheers.

-[Khloé] To Italy.
-To Italy.

[Chris Appleton]
Who's gonna be there tomorrow?

I don't know. I think, like, Johnny Depp,
Will Smith, Ed Sheeran.

-Oh.
-I kept seeing all these...

-We can find you a boyfriend.
-Maybe.

-[Chris] Yeah.
-Maybe.

I mean, I just haven't been
intimate in quite a long time,

so... we're going back to square one.

Born again.

You're obsessed with knowing that

-I haven't had sex.
-What?!

He loves that I haven't
had sex in so many years.

On Instagram,
I did see someone that married

the Eiffel Tower, some food,
a cell phone, and something else.

So, this might be me
in the next couple years,

just marrying something that...
Like my bed.

I'm like, oh, that would be
so nice, marry my bed.

I know who I'm coming
home to every night.

I know you're just gonna be there for me
and snuggle me whenever I want,

and you won't talk back.

I'm like, "I can get someone
to have sex with me."

-You know what I do? Every trip...
-I just don't wanna have sex right now.

-...I always bring, like, one...
-You have sex with someone.

No, I always bring, like, hot lingerie
so I could, like, feel myself, like,

-like... No, no. Not, like, touch myself.
-[Danielle Levi] And you wear it alone?

-[bleep]
-[laughter]

-I thought you meant...
-No, I don't. No.

I thought you meant, like, feel your...
I was like, "TMI."

[all laughing]

I never wanna be left without anything

that I would possibly need on a trip,

so I pack all the necessities,
but I don't meet randoms.

I would never just meet someone
and be like, "Oh, come over."

And I just have, like, lingerie on.

It's not...
I don't live my life like that.

Just so you know.

Guys, so, let's go to bed.

Thank you so much.

-That was amazing.
-[Khloé] You guys,

my love life is nonexistent,
but if we get drunk enough...

-[Chris] Not after tomorrow night.
-[laughter]

[Kylie]
Mm. Big, fat cinnamon rolls.

'Kay.

'Kay.

Did you hear about Khloé
meeting with Lamar?

-Yeah.
-Pretty crazy.

-I can't believe it's been so long.
-I know.

I haven't seen the scene.

-Oh, you haven't?
-No.

The episode, which I didn't even know that
that happened at all until I watched it...

-Mm-hm.
-...I don't know.

It was kind of sad.

Yeah, I [bleep] up.

-[Khloé] With what?
-With you.

I love, I love you for trying
your hardest with me, man.

Thank you.

[♪ pensive music playing]

And I don't... That love,
I don't think it'll ever go away.

I know it won't.

-Really?
-And it was also, like,

cool to see them together I guess.

But... I mean, I have my...
like, personal thoughts on it...

just 'cause I think that Khloé
could've been a bit... gentler.

[Khloé] No, just... My name's Khloé.

-Koko, Khloé...
-Koko.

-I'll call you, Koko.
-[Khloé] Okay.

-That sound more...
-Don't need to call me anything else.

Oh, you guys, like,
figuring out your, like, friend names?

-Is that what that is?
-No, he's calling me "babe".

I'm like, "You can't call me 'babe'.
I don't know you."

I said, "Last time I saw you,
you couldn't speak,"

-and he didn't like that comment.
-He's readjusting. Yeah, it was harsh.

-It's not harsh. It's the truth.
-[Lamar Odom] But it's like a...

-I'm, like...
-The truth [bleep] hurts,

but let me tell you,
it hurts one time.

A lie hurts 7,000 times.

[Kendall] And I feel like I saw
something in her that I see with Tristan.

I'm not taking away
what she's been through

'cause she's definitely been through
much more than I have in my life.

But I think that it was interesting
to see how cold she can be.

I don't disagree with that.

Khloé felt tense, which is all fair.

Like, I'm not saying...
I've never been through

what Khloé's been through
and she's been through a lot.

But, for her sake,
I felt like there was a level of,

um, forgiveness that was lacking.

And I understand there's parts
of her that are uncomfortable,

but I've seen this reaction
with Tristan as well, where, like,

I remember when Tristan
and her got friendly again

and were, like, co-parenting,

she was, like, kind of, like, snarky
with him around other people

because she almost didn't wanna
be judged by everyone else

for being around him
because he did bad things.

Like, it's for yourself
that you have to, like...

You can forgive and not forget.
That's okay.

And, like, find compassion for him

'cause he's, like...

It made me sad when you watch it.
Like, I cried watching it.

-Really?
-He was so nervous, Kylie.

And, like, he...

-Stop.
-And he showed up with

-just gifts for her.
-Stop. Don't, don't tell me.

Don't tell me.

Not really in-depth, but I'd love
to sit with her when she gets back.

Well, I wanna watch it right after this,
so will you send it to me?

Yeah.

Okay!
Cinnamon rolls are ready!

-Willie, come here.
-[Willie barking]

[Kendall] What are you gonna do
about all these animals, Kylie?

-This is ridiculous.
-[Kylie] Stop!

[birds chirping]

-[♪ bright music playing]
-Oh, oh.

-Get outta here.
-We just keep cuttin' it and cuttin' it.

[both]
Cut that hair. Cut that hair.

[Khloé]
Tonight is the Bocelli concert,

and Kim and I are so excited,
we're all dolled up.

This is our last night of our world tour.

Okay, all... We're goin'.

-[Chris] Kim?
-[Kim] Mm-hm?

♪♪

-Do these seats recline?
-Oh, yeah, they do.

[♪ upbeat Italian music playing]

[silence]

I'm a legendary napper.

-[♪ mischievous music playing]
-[camera clicks]

Oh, no.
Kim can nap anywhere.

She can nap
sitting in this chair, sitting up.

I sleep mouth open.

I just said,
"Guys, when I'm older

"and I'm, like, don't even know who I am,

just, like, close my mouth."

[Khloé] Wow, these are,
like, hordes of people.

-The girls were waving.
-Can they see us?

-I think so.
-Clearly.

This is, like, a big deal.

I don't think I realized
what we were doing.

-[indistinct chatter]
-Hi.

-Hi. How are you? Nice to see you.
-Hi, hi.

-It's an honor to have you here.
-Aw, we're so excited.

Here's Khloé right next to me.

-Hi, hi.
-Hi. Mwah.

Thank you for having us.

[Kim]
We're so excited to be here tonight.

You know I'm obsessed with you.

-You know you're my favorite.
-[Khloé chuckles]

Kourtney and I fight over you. [laughs]

Me...
I'm at this concert, aren't I?

He-He sang... at my wedding,
me walking down the aisle.

He sang at the after party for Kourtney.

[chuckling] Don't you think there's a...
I mean, I don't know.

There's a lot of people here.

[Kim] There is?
I can't see with the glasses.

No, but it's such a look.

-sh*t, we should've asked him...
-Oh, my God.

-...if he would sing at your wedding...
-You scared the sh*t outta me.

-...to make it a complete...
-Well, I don't have a boyfriend.

I don't have anything yet,
so I think we have time to ask him that.

-Um...
-Okay.

...I'm not even sleepin' with anyone,
you know, TMI, but call me.

[♪ singing "Time To Say Goodbye"]

[Khloé] Andrea Bocelli is one
of the kindest human beings,

and we are so honored
that we have been invited

by him and his family.

[audience applauding]

-Thank you.
-Fantastic. Thank you very much.

Welcome to Tuscany.
I really hope you like it.

He was one of my dad's
favorite musical artists.

And the memories and the feelings
that we get from him, it just...

I just think of my dad
every time I hear his voice.

♪♪

[♪ singing in Italian]

I am so excited
to get home to see my kids.

I mean, I had the best time with Kim,
and I have loved every second,

but I do miss my babies.

♪♪

Khloé and I have been on this world tour

and it's gonna be really hard to top this,
but we're gonna do it.

[♪ holding note]

[cheering and applause]

[Andrea Bocelli]
Thank you!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[railroad crossing bell ringing]

♪♪

This looks so pretty.
Ohh, so cute.

It's Mary Jo's 90th birthday.

We're at the La Valencia Hotel
in La Jolla.

She's been coming here
for her birthday for decades.

Her and my dad,
this was their favorite place.

Ever since my sister passed away,
she's been struggling a bit

and I'm glad she's celebrating
with her friends and the kids.

Natalie, my niece, is coming,

so I'm very excited.

I just want everything
to be perfect for her.

And we love a good party.

We love doing the party favors
and celebrating everything.

And I think she really
taught us how to celebrate.

[FaceTime ringing]

-Hi.
-Hi!

I am at MJ's party.

Look how beautiful this fabric is.

-[Kourtney Kardashian Barker] So cute.
-Isn't that pretty?

And look how cute this is behind MJ.

I love that my grandma's turning 90.

She's one of my favorite
people in the world

and I'm so sad that I can't be there.

I'm on tour in New York and it would be
a lot to fly home and fly back,

but I have something special planned.

[over phone]
I'm coming down, I'm gonna sleep there

with her with the baby one night.

Oh, my goodness.
That'll be the best gift.

But look at how great this is.
Everybody has their gift bag.

So, I did straw totes with a bunch
of beanie babies for everybody.

And then little Chanel scarves.

[Kourtney] Yeah, 'member when you got us
the fake Chanel watches for Christmas?

[laughs]
Listen, I'm just...

[Kourtney] You said that they
were stolen off of a truck.

I think they were.

[Kourtney] Kathie Lee Gifford told you
that they were hot off a truck

-and that they were real.
-Yeah, yeah. She did.

Those were the days.

Before we started our show,
year one of our show or something,

my mom gave us all these Chanel,
"Chanel" watches for Christmas

and they just slowly started chipping
and the diamonds would fall out.

And we were like, "Mom, these watches,
if these are real, that's, like, crazy."

And then she's like,
"I bought 'em from a truck.

Hot, hot off a truck."

I don't remember.

I don't know if they were real,
if they were fake,

if they were hot, if they were...
I don't remember.

I am.

She was like, "I got a check
for $1,000 for filming

"Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

I'm gonna spend
five times that on a hot watch."

[producer laughs]

Alright, I'm gonna go.
We're gonna miss you today.

-Gotta get organized.
-[Kourtney] Okay, I love you.

Great job, Mom.

Thank you.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Kris] Hi, Mom!
-[MJ] Hi.

-[Kris] The birthday girl!
-Oh, this is so pretty. [laughs]

-[Kris] Happy birthday!
-Aw, I'm gonna cry.

I'm definitely jet-lagged.
We just got back.

[Kendall]
Happy birthday!

[Khloé]
But it is MJ's 90th birthday.

She's the matriarch of this family,
and I would not miss this for the world.

'Kay, to your right, ladies.

And let's face it, we're not
gonna have Snoop and strippers,

so I can push through this.

Or any way, to the left.

Wow!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[MJ] Gorgeous.
-Mwah.

-I love you.
-I wanna tell you how much I love you.

Aw, I love you.
I'm so happy to be here, MJ.

Hi, guys.
Hi, Grandma.

-How are you?
-You look so beautiful.

-How are you?
-Thank you. I'm great.

-Can I see the kiddies?
-[Kim] Guys, come say hi.

-Hi.
-Hi. Hi, precious.

[Kim] I mean, I'm sure it's
really hard for my grandma.

Her daughter just passed away,
and it's just been a few months

and she doesn't have
her here to celebrate.

-Hi, Natalie.
-[Natalie Zettel] Hi, beautiful.

-You look so pretty.
-How are you?

We just want her to feel loved

and know that she created
this amazing, big family.

-Hi!
-[Natalie] Hi! You look so cute.

-You look so nice!
-I love your dress.

-Oh, my gosh, thank you.
-And this...

My cousin, Natalie,
is getting married really soon

and my mom has something
really special to surprise her with.

-[Natalie] So pretty!
-Hi, so do you.

-[Natalie] Good to see you.
-I love the dress.

Ohh, yes!

Ugh, this is so exciting.

-Mom, this looks amazing.
-I love you.

[Kim] Knock, knock.
Can I get everyone's attention?

I just wanted to welcome you all,

like I'm throwing this party.
My mom threw it.

Um, and real talk:

I don't know if all
your besties are in their 90s,

-but you guys look amazing.
-[group applauding, laughing]

I only dream that I can look
like you and your besties

when we're in our 90s.

-The besties.
-[laughter]

You guys are living the dream.

It is so cute that my grandma's 90
and all of her friends are in their 90s

and they're still living their best life
and meeting up for lunches

and just that they're all still
showing up for each other means a lot

and is so important.

We're all so lucky.

Guys, are my kids listening to this?

We are so lucky that
you have a great-grandmother.

[speaker]
Yeah, that's true.

I want all the great-grandkids
to come over to MJ and give her a big hug.

-[guests] Aww.
-[Kim] All of the great-grandkids.

Let's get a photo of MJ and all of...
No, not hug each other. Go hug Grandma.

Grandma, look up here.
All the kids, look up here.

-We love you, MJ!
-[group applauding]

My birthday wish for MJ is that she knows
how completely loved and adored she is.

She's just someone who's made
such an imprint on all of us,

and she's so fabulous.

Not just in the way
that she looks and carries herself,

but in her heart and her soul.

We love you, Grandma.

Aw, I love you so much.

She's the best grandma
in the entire world.

[all] [singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Unbelievable that I'm 90
and can't wait to be 100.

That'll be my next party.

-I won't do...
-Your next chapter.

...I won't do the in-betweens.
I'll just wait 'til 100.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[all cheering]

Yeah!

-Everything.
-Aw, you mean everything to me.

[emotional] You're my best friend,
and I couldn't live without you.

-You're my everything.
-So don't... You better not go anywhere.

-Not going.
-Just 'cause I gave you this party,

-you better not...
-I know, I have to wait for the next one.

-[laughs]
-That's right. Okay.

Two daughters.

-Aw.
-Two daughters.

That's why I'm always going like this.

"How wonderful life is
when you're in my world."

The old Elton John.

-Aw.
-Makes me cry.

-And that's all of you.
-[Kris] I know.

Thank you, Mom.

[♪ "Here We Go!" by Fruity playing]

♪ Ready, set, go, like one, two, three ♪

♪ Comin' in hot, I guarantee ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪♪

[Khloé]
My security said Kim is here.

-[cat meows]
-Kim!

I have a really busy week this week.

My fragrance is launching super soon
and I'm going to London in a few weeks.

I am getting my podcast up and running
and doing all the creative for that.

And that's launching in about a week.

But first, I got to get my workout in.

[handles rattling]

Well...

[Khloé]
You're gonna work out with me, right?

I don't know where Auntie Kiki is.

-Kim, good morning.
-Hi, Joe.

-How are you?
-[Kim] Good to see you.

[Joe]
Good to see you too.

-[Khloé] Okay, Joe.
-[Joe] We're good?

-[Khloé] We're ready.
-[Joe] So, let's start.

Bench press, Kim.

And right after, we'll have the dips,
hands on the bench, legs straight.

Three, two, one.
Let's go.

[♪ "Flex Flex" by Millie Millz playing]

♪ Yeah, I look good ♪

♪ Bringin' that fresh fresh ♪

♪ Throwin' that flex flex ♪

[cat meows]

♪ Woooo ♪

♪ Yeah, I look good ♪

♪ Bringin' that flex flex ♪

♪ Unh, I look good ♪

Kitty, you're not getting
outta here, so grow up.

-[cat meows]
-[ringback tone]

[Brad Slater] [over phone]
Well, well, well.

-Well, well well.
-[Brad] Look who it is.

[Khloé] The morning legend.

[Brad] I could not think of a
better way to start off the week...

-[chuckles]
-...than with Khloé Kardashian.

-What?! You said that to me.
-[Brad] Oh, my God! You too?

-Just kidding.
-[Brad] I hate when you guys

sabotage me like this.

It just makes me feel like
there's somethin' bad going on.

-No, never.
-No, why?

It means something great is going on.

[Brad]
We're gettin' closer on the podcast.

-How you feelin'?
-[Khloé] I'm good.

No, it feels crazy and overwhelming.

[Kris]
This is the room we were thinking.

So, it's a nice size.

-[designer 1] We like this one.
-[Khloé] Love that one.

[designer 2] This is great, and it's
beautiful and seems very comfy.

-Are you gonna have a step and repeat?
-No.

I want it sexy and chic.
A step and repeat is 2007.

You're right.

The podcast,
I'm excited about it, for sure,

but I've never done this before,
so I don't know,

I'm nervous, it's scary.

Just 'cause something's interesting to me
doesn't mean it's interesting to others.

Is there someone that, like,
sets up her first, like, few episodes?

Like, what are those about?

So, that's what we're doing now.
We have 36 topics.

I basically did a Q & A for, like,
the fans of what they wanna hear,

and I collected the top ones.

[Khloé] Scott and I were
one of the original podcasters.

Our first episode was in a bathtub.

Like, we were just podcasting
by holding, like, recording devices.

And Scott is actually
going to be my first guest,

so I can work out
all of the kinks with him.

So, he will be on for sure.

Yes, it's true.

Kim, I think I told you,

-I'm not interviewing celebrities.
-Yeah.

I don't want it to be
the new talk show circuit.

-I find that so... lame and done.
-Yeah.

[Khloé]
If I wanna be taken, like, seriously,

then I can do
a gimmick episode here or there,

-like somewhere my brain goes.
-It's not a gimmick.

No, I'm just saying I can, literally,
go on and on and on

about the things I think about.

Like, I have very strange thoughts that
I just wanna know, "How did it happen?"

The pyramids, you're telling me
that those people were smart enough

to build pyramids, a sphinx, this or that,

but they couldn't make
a boat to come to America?

Of course, they did!
They went wherever they wanted.

Don't get me started on the Egyptians.

I'm a little concerned
for this podcast now.

[Brad]
No.

[Khloé]
I love a weird topic.

I was just bothering glam today
about asking them

if they thought the Earth
was flat or not.

I'm... I never was,
but then Rob sent me something and...

I snapped out of it real quick.

-[Kim] I'm so proud of you.
-[both laughing]

-Oh, yes?
-[Kim] Yeah. We're so proud, True.

[Khloé]
This is how siblings are, True.

[Kim] Come here, True.
Celebrate with us.

Come on, tell us you're proud...

-[Khloé] Come on.
-[Kim] Just jump on top of us.

[Khloé]
Hug us, True.

It's okay.
Say, "I'm proud of you."

-[Kim] Say, "I'm proud of you, Mommy."
-No, say it.

Say you're proud before I tickle.

-No!
-Okay. [laughs]

-You're so naughty.
-I'm naughty?

[birds cawing]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Three, two, one ♪

♪ We make it happen ♪

♪ We never stop, stop, stop ♪

♪ We make it happen ♪

We are here on set
of my fragrance campaign.

My fragrance launches in December,

and it's called XO KHLOÉ.

It's a very floral...

-Goddess.
-...um, goddess.

-It's very, like, rich and luxurious.
-Luxurious.

-Honey, diamonds, dripping.
-Yes.

Oh, my God. Just all of it.

-Just enough.
-[Khloé] It's just enough.

-Oh, Ash.
-Oh, my God.

-Remember?
-Her check's coming in the mail.

-Thank you. Thank you.
-[group laughing]

-Take 10%.
-I also make her wear this shirt...

-She does. That's nice.
-...every time that she...

-she's on set with me.
-She really does.

I know, I came in like the fan today.
That's how she wants me to look.

-Yep.
-[laughing]

My fragrance is launching super soon,
and I'm going to London in a few weeks,

and we are launching
exclusively at Harrods.

And then we're rolling out
to Ulta's in the U.S.,

and I'm so excited
because to do something

that's this special to me
and then to launch it

at a store as iconic
as Harrods is so special.

My mom is [bleep] insane, obviously.

[Khloé] No, she's so nuts.
So, there's a black bear in Hidden Hills.

So I'm like, "How cute.
This is amazing."

So, I was in my glam room
and my window was open,

then I hear my mom with security,

and she's going, "Now, your... the g*n,
I don't want the g*n in your backpack.

The g*n needs to be on your hip
and you have to be ready..."

-Oh, my God.
-"...to k*ll the bear.

"If you see it,
if you hear a rumbling, sh**t.

I don't care which direction it's in."

I open the door, I go,
"What the [bleep] are you doing?"

And she's like,
"This is serious, Khloé.

I don't wanna hear
your attitude right now!"

-Oh, my God.
-And I was like, "Mom, it's a black bear.

"Black bears don't attack.
You act big and it will run away.

-And they're skittish."
-How do you know all these fun facts?

'Cause I love animals.

My mom could be afraid of anything.

I mean, literally, I'll walk
behind her and just say, "Boo."

I could say it, like, in that tone.
I'm not screaming.

She's like, "Oh, my God! sh*t, Khloé!"

Like, she's screaming louder
than I said, "Boo."

But that's just her.

I was like,
"All I want is to see the bear."

And she's like,
"Don't you play this game, Khloé!"

-Oh my God.
-She's like, "If you bring that bear

"to your house, goddamnit, Khloé.

All you do is the craziest sh*t,
and you're gonna get somebody k*lled!"

I was like...

[FaceTime ringing]

[Scott Disick] [over phone]
How the hell are you, Khlo?

The real legend.

I know since we're neighbors,
you have to have gotten, like,

one of the notices
about the bear in the community.

[Scott]
The place is outta control.

I was thinking we should get one
of those bear costumes, like, a real one.

Like, those furry, big, like,
mascot-type costumes.

And we can do a little prank-a-roo.

[Scott]
Oh, a prank-skin-niche.

Yeah, just, like, be in her backyard
crawling around or something.

[Scott] Now you're talkin'.
Why didn't you just start with this?

Now that it's a prank alert,
I'm good to go.

So, I need you to find
a good bear costume.

-[Scott] I'm on it.
-Okay.

[Scott] Are you gonna go bear
and then I'll be there?

Yeah, I'll be the bear.

Thank you bear-y much.
[chuckles]

[Scott]
Thank you bear-y much.

-Okay, love you. Talk to you later.
-Bye.

Oh, there was a whale video I wanted
to send to you, but I didn't.

-A whale?
-It took down a boat, like a fishermen...

Oh, don't worry.
If you don't think 50 people

-sent me that?
-I know, I know.

[Khloé] And they're going to k*ll us all,
so get outta the [bleep] water.

And you don't like their blow holes.

-No, I don't. Thank you.
-[group laughing]

I don't.

[Alexa Brenman]
That's huge.

I would not ever wanna
have sex with a whale.

That is terrible.

[laughs] I wonder if their sperm
is good for your skin.

-Have you heard of salmon sperm?
-Yes.

I'm intrigued.
I'm not gonna lie.

-I do the salmon sperm, but...
-[Ash K. Holm] How is it?

...I'm never gonna do whale sperm.

[♪ "Made You Look" by ittibitti
& Anna Graceman playing]

♪ Made you look ♪

-[camera clicking]
-♪ Made you look ♪

It's called XO KHLOÉ

'cause that's how I sign
my name when I sign things.

And it's sweet, but not, not too sweet.

Just like me.
[chuckles]

♪ Bet you can't resist, yeah ♪

♪♪

♪ Bet you can't resist ♪

[cheering]

-It's a wraaap!
-[group] It's a wrap!

It's a wrap!
Khloé's fragrance campaign.

-It's a wrap.
-Woo-woo!

That was a lot of fun.

Well, it was basically a porno.
I don't know what the [bleep] that was.

I was like, "What are we selling?"

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Kris] Hello!
-Hi!

-How are you?!
-[Natalie] I'm good!

-You look so beautiful.
-Good! Thank you.

So do you.
Are you excited?

-This is Taylor.
-Hi, I'm Taylor.

-[Kris] Hi, Taylor.
-[Natalie] This is my maid of honor.

You look so pretty.

My sister, Karen,
who recently passed away,

her daughter is Natalie.

My niece, Natalie,
who's getting married in the spring.

-So, this was actually mom's purse.
-Thank you.

-[Kris] Ohh. That's so sweet.
-Uh-huh. The Nelly.

I know. And I'm wearing
her ring, too. This one.

-[Kris] Oh, it's pretty.
-[Natalie] That was Mom's. Yeah.

I really wanna help her celebrate
and make this a memory

that she will keep in her heart forever.

Today, I have the people
from Oscar de la Renta

coming to show Natalie
some wedding dress options

and it's very exciting.

-Cheers, ladies!
-[Natalie/Taylor] Cheers!

So, here's to health and happiness
and a great day trying on wedding dresses.

-[Natalie] Yay!
-[Kris] Okay?

-Hi!
-I didn't know you were coming!

[Kris]
Oh, Kim, you look so cute.

-I know, you do.
-Hi.

-Hi, I'm Taylor.
-This is Taylor.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-[Kris] Taylor's her maid of honor.
-[Natalie/Taylor] Yeah.

[Kim]
Oh, how exciting!

-It's so real, ya know?
-[Kim] Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Once you start doing the dress shopping.

-I know, I know.
-I think it just has to be, like,

a feeling because, like,
my first wedding,

-I wore leather capris...
-Yeah.

...with, like, a leather halter top
with, like, no back.

It was so cute with these,
like, big Prada wedges.

-[Natalie] Mm-hm.
-And then, um, but that was in Vegas.

My second one,
I really wanted a princess vibe

'cause I was like,
"When else will I ever do this?"

-[Natalie] Yes.
-[Kim] It was, like, a tight, like, corset

-princess with a thing.
-[Natalie] Uh-huh.

-Did you do the lace last time?
-[Kim] Yes.

-That was beautiful.
-[Kris] Well, that was Givenchy.

-[Kim] Yes, that was Givenchy.
-[Kris] You were in Italy

when she married Kanye.

I got you a little gift.

Read the card later.
But this is...

I got you so you'll remember
this very special day...

-Kris!
-...'cause it meant so much to me.

-You got it?
-[gasps] Wait.

-[Khloé] Hi, guys.
-Oh, my God.

[greeting each other]

Oh, champs?

My mom got all of us those
at some special point in our life.

You're welcome. Aw.

When anyone is getting married,
you know, you have this vision

of what you think
that day is gonna be like.

And I could only imagine

Natalie always thought her mom
would be here for such a beautiful day...

[Kris]
Let's go upstairs and see what we got.

...and, sadly, she's not.

And my mom is stepping up,
and she's being there for Natalie.

-[Natalie] This is the one I love.
-[Kris] I know, I love.

I love a good wedding.
[laughs]

But this is my, my treat for her.

I told her I really wanted
to do her wedding dress,

so we'll see if she likes them.

-You guys!
-[group] Ohh!

Okay, I tri...
I tried on my favorite first.

-[Taylor] Yes.
-Wow.

-It looks amazing.
-[Taylor] No, that looks incredible.

That is stunning.

I've never been in such a beautiful dress.

-I mean, this is just stunning.
-[Kris] None of us have.

-You guys! [laughs]
-It looks like it was made just for you.

I think you just know
it's the one when you try it on.

-This is the one.
-Oh, my God. This is...

Wait, is this the first one you tried?

[Khloé] Go up there
and take a picture of her

-so she has it.
-Oh, hold on.

When you try on a dress
and it makes you feel the feels

and it's everything that you've
ever thought of, then that's the one.

Hi! Okay, I'm gonna
give you Kim who's gonna...

[Kim] I'm gonna show you Natalie's dress.

-[MJ] [over phone] Oh my. How pretty.
-Hi, Grandma!

-[MJ] Beautiful, beautiful.
-[Natalie] It's so pretty.

This is the one she loves,
but we're gonna try more.

[Natalie]
We're gonna try more.

My aunt passing away has been
really, really hard on my mom.

-[Natalie] This one's beautiful too.
-[Kris] Wow.

I kinda love the other one better.

-Yeah, should go with your first instinct.
-Yeah.

Her seeing that Natalie has something
so beautiful to look forward to,

I think, is healing for my mom

to see Natalie smiling
the way that she is.

Natalie's so happy.

-So cute.
-I know. I'm so happy for her.

She was like, "I'm gonna
get emotional over Karen."

-And I was like, "It's okay."
-Yeah, of course.

Her mom would've loved
that first dress, though.

-Loved it.
-Ugh.

-Alright, you guys, dress number three.
-[Kris] Uh! Here we go.

-[Khloé] Alright.
-I love it.

But I still like the first one.

I feel like your energy
on the first one was, like, infectious

and it took over the room.

-[Natalie] You feel it.
-Yeah.

There was just something about it...

[Khloé] It's crazy that that
was the one you wanted

and then it fit you like a glove.

-It's sort of meant to be.
-It is meant to be.

-Alright.
-Okay.

-[Kris] Okay, great!
-We're done! [laughs]

I really wanted to do
something special for her

because I know her mom's not here,

and Karen would love
this moment for her daughter.

She would love to see Natalie this happy.

-I'm glad that you... Aw, love you, honey.
-[Natalie] Thank you so much.

This is such a special,

and supposed to be,
joyous time in her life.

And I know she's here,
and I know she's looking down on us

and just blessing every moment.

-Happy wedding day!
-[Natalie] Thank you, Kris.

[Kris]
It's gonna be here before you know it.

-I know. I know.
-I know. [laughs]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Just soak it up ♪

♪ Soak it in ♪

♪ Live it up ♪

♪ All day, all night ♪

♪ Can't get enough ♪

[Scott groans]

♪ Just soak it up ♪

Ooh.

♪ Can't get enough ♪

Real scorcher out here.

♪♪

♪ Just soak it up ♪

-♪ Just soak it in ♪
-Oh, [bleep].

Doors without door locks and doorknobs.

♪ Just soak it in ♪

Oh, my lord, child.

♪ All day, all night ♪

Hello, Khlo.

[Khloé] Yesterday was a really heavy,
but very special day

and that's one reason why I am so happy
that we're doing this bear prank

is because my mom has been
feeling really down lately

and seeing her laugh and just be
a little lighthearted right now,

it's gonna be great.

-Most realistic stage one.
-Do you think this is gonna look

-good or no?
-I mean, it's as...

Creeping out of a woods?

[Khloé]
Scott and I have some really epic pranks,

and I would say we are
the prank king and queen.

-Ugh. It's not as good as I thought.
-I went movie grade.

I mean, come on.

But it's, like, m-mean.

Like, I didn't know its mouth

-was gonna be open.
-Would you want it to be happy?

It's a [bleep] bear.

But the mouth open?
I thought the mouth would be shut.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I should've got the mouth-shut bear?

-Sort of.
-Out of everything, [stammers]

I picked up a [bleep] bear.

Ya know, you're... [screams]

[Khloé] But I don't wanna be just,
like, scary the whole time.

[coughs] What,
do you wanna be loving too?

[Khloé]
Bears don't just have their mouth open.

This bear looks like it has rabies,
and it's a brown bear.

I needed a black bear costume

and maybe not one
with its fangs hanging out.

Just take a picture of how I look

-so I can see what I'm working with.
-Oh, okay.

Okay, get on all fours, and then...

[Khloé] Why do you think
I'm in this position?

Just arch your back a little bit more.

Scott, just take a [bleep] photo!

Thank God I have backup coming.

Kendall's gonna help us too
and I think we need her help right now.

-Hi. How are you?
-[security] Yes, ma'am.

-I'm good. How are you?
-So, Scott and I do pranks on my mom.

You won't get in trouble,
at all, I promise you.

-Alright.
-[Khloé] You have my word.

I'm gonna dress up as the bear.
Don't sh**t me.

-[security] Okay.
-[Khloé] I think you guys should text,

"Ma'am, just FYI. There's been a report
that someone saw the bear."

Like, be vague,
and be like, "We... We're vigilant.

Have our eyes on it,"
'cause that's how you guys talk.

-It's gonna be amazing.
-Okay.

But if she tries to sh**t me,
you have to...

-Hi.
-Hey.

-[Scott] Hi.
-Oh, my God.

What's happening?

I'm gonna call mom and say,
"Oh, my God. Did you get that text?"

So, you guys shut up.
You aren't here.

[ringback tone]

[Kris] [over phone]
Hey.

Did you get that text from security?

They got a bear sighting.

-[Kris] What?
-Yeah, I just got it,

but I'm not home,
so, obviously, I know you're...

[Kris]
A bear sighting?

[Khloé]
Yeah.

[Kris] Did you tell the family
don't anybody let their kids outside?

-[Khloé] Okay.
-[Kris] Well, a black bear...

Mom, I'm at interviews right now.
I have to go.

I love you.
You're gonna be fine.

Mom, I told you.
Brown, lay down. Black, attack.

You're fine.
Just be bigger for the black bear

-and you're good.
-[Kris] How do you know what color it is?

I don't know, Mom.
There's no polar bears here.

-[♪ tense music playing]
-[Kris] Black, get your back. What?

I love you.
I have to go, Mom.

-[Kris] Okay.
-Bye.

-Go. Go over there.
-[coughs]

Okay, but how fast are you gonna be?

[Scott]
That's what I'm screaming.

-Are you gonna check her...
-Well, we need to let this simmer.

If done right, maybe me.

This clip of me
and Khloé and Scott on the phone

has been going around from our show where

they, like, tell me they're having
a circle jerk or something,

and I fully, like, believed it.

[laughing]
And I don't know why.

I don't know what I thought
they were trying to say,

but I thought they were, like,
really having a party or something.

So, maybe me.

[Scott]
Let's rock and roll.

'Kay.

So, right now, in Calabasas,
there is a crazy heat wave.

It's... Every day has been


I didn't really think that through.

-[♪ suspenseful music playing]
-Okay.

And I have to crawl around in the backyard
in 100-plus degree weather.

[exhales sharply]
Okay.

-[Kendall] Hey.
-[Scott] You got the dog out?

I feel like all animals
should be on alert.

Why, 'cause of the bear?

-Yeah, this whole neighborhood's crazy.
-What bear?

-Foxes, bears.
-There's a bear in Hidden Hills.

♪♪

[softly]
Yes.

[Kris] Khloé got mad at me
'cause I told security

if it comes leaps at us,
like, [bleep] sh**t.

I have 13 grandchildren.

They all live nearby

and the last thing that
I wanna think about is a bear.

A bear.

I got this.

[Kris] And I'm like,
"You guys better be alert.

-Like, get ready to..."
-[Scott] No, it's scary.

-With the kids and stuff?
-You know, "Everybody armed?"

Everybody's armed.

-[Khloé grunts]
-[rustling]

Do you have any animals?
I mean, everybody has to keep

-their pets inside.
-No, but a friend was over the other day

and a fox came
and just ate this little girl's chihuahua.

-What?!
-[Scott] Yeah.

-Who? Who?
-A girl I know.

[Khloé] [whispers]
Where am I? Okay.

So, what I'm saying is
these animals are on a mission.

[Khloé]
Oh, my gosh, I can't breathe.

It's hot. Ah, sh*t.

Sweating, like, my [bleep] off.

I have, like, a big wall around
my whole house, so I think I'm fine.

You're not fine if you have a wall.

You're not fine if you have a wall.
They just pop over anything.

[Khloé] [whispering]
I can't even see where I'm going.

-[clattering]
-Oh, sh*t.

Khloé said something about
if it's black, stay back

and if it's brown, get down.

Wait, stay down?
Brown, calm down?

Brown, calm down.
Is that it?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Khloé] Man, those people
at Disneyland need a lot more respect.

This bear costume is so incredibly heavy.
There's no ventilation in here.

I'm, like, in this insulated... sauna.

I literally think I could suffocate
if I'm... was in here too long.

But all the plants look gorgeous
growing on the house like that.

-Isn't that pretty?
-[Scott] Yeah.

[Kendall]
What is that?

-What?
-[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[bleep]. You guys.

There's a bear out there, Scott.

-So, what do you do?
-[Kris] Where did it go?

[Khloé]
I can't [bleep] breathe.

Babe? Can you come here, quick?

-I'm calling security.
-[Scott] This is insane.

Why am I the only one shaking?

[Khloé]
Can they see me?

k*ll it.

sh**t it?

You can't sh**t a bear.
You'll go to jail.

You could sh**t a bear
if you don't k*ll it.

I wish I had a tranquilizer g*n.

Never thought of that before.

Didn't think I needed one,
but this is insane.

[Khloé]
Where is everyone?

[Scott]
What do we do? Evacuate?

[Khloé] Oh, my God.
What's that noise?

If there's a snake, I'll [bleep] die.

I don't even know where I'm going.

All I'm thinking about is, "I know there's
a snake nearby. I just know it."

Ah, damn, I don't even
wanna know what's over here.

I can barely breathe.

I'm sweating my little [bleep] off,
and I am so over it.

Make sure the dog's locked up.

You guys, what do we do?
Do... Should we call 911?

[Scott] I don't know what...
I think animal control.

Copy.

Yes, ma'am?

There's a bear out there,
but I... you guys have to be armed.

-Did you see it?
-Yeah, I mean, it's huge.

[Khloé]
[bleep]. I'm stuck in something.

I will say, we are rusty on the pranks,

and I'm so mad at myself
'cause I was the prank queen.

Look, look, right there!

Right there.

[Khloé]
[bleep]. [bleep]. Ow.

I think you should call 911,

and then I think you
should call animal control services

and make sure Khloé's kids
don't come outta the house.

Yes, ma'am.

The gardener!

-The gardener's over...
-[Scott] Oh, [bleep].

-He'll get [bleep] mauled!
-The gardener's going to get attacked.

[Khloé]
Okay.

Khloé, you better tell everyone
at your house...

[Khloé growling]

-Wait.
-[laughter]

-Go meet it... Go meet it.
-What bear is crawling across the grass?

[Scott]
Go m... That's a nice bear.

In an outfit that's way too big.

[Khloé growling]

[laughing]
Who's in the bear costume?

There's a dancing bear in my backyard?
This isn't Disneyland.

Hi, bear.
What the hell?

You might as well have sent in
Smokey the Bear...

[laughing]
in the bear costume.

What're you doing?

-Khloé! What the hell?!
-Are you sweatin' ba*ls?

-Oh.
-Whew! Look at my face. Sweating.

It's like a sauna.

[laughs]
That was... I'm texting you.

I was racing inside.
I couldn't...

You know how when you can't
figure out who to call?

Like, that's when I knew I was ner...

It's like when you have an emergency
and you don't... you can't dial.

I was like,
"Thank God security

-walked in here."
-Well, good to know

when you're watching my kids.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Well, the one thing you know

I can't do is have a whale out here.
[laughs]

Payback's a b*tch.

And one of these days,
don't be surprised

if I somehow manage to put
a whale in Khloé's pool.

[laughs]
Good job, guys.

[Khloé] Next on,
The Kardashians...

Ugh.

The podcast,
I'm excited about it, for sure.

There's no way I could cancel.
It's like I have to stop throwing up.

But anything new is scary.

Just... I've never done this before.

-So, I'm like a guinea pig?
-Let's see what you got.

I'll give ya everything
I've always wanted to give ya.

But I...
Oh, God. I'm scared.

[Scott Budnick]
We created this youth offender fire camp,

which allows guys that have violent crimes

but have shown that they've changed
their lives, to go to this fire camp.

Who's your favorite sister?

-I was kidding.
-[group laughing]

[group laughing]

Here, it'll be a whole closet.
I could show you right here.

-A whole closet for what?
-For him.

For him?
Who's he?

I don't know!
Manifesting.

We're changing everything for me.

And then I thought,
"Wait, where's the 'his' side?"

I had to stop the project and say,
"Guys, we need to add on a his."

If you build it, he will come.
[laughs]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Gonna be alright ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Gonna be alright ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]

Come on, beary.

Come here, babe.

Thank goodness you weren't crawling.

This is my new boyfriend, guys.
[laughing] Just kidding.

[crew laughing]

In more ways than one.

Great.
No one needs that.

I probably would.

[bell tolls]