- arvin is an old friend of mine.
He’s like, "i’m supposed to meet sam here."
- He’s a friend! - Hell has to be just like this.
- You got caught. Admit it!
- I’m not caught. - Admit it!
- Let me go! - No!
[Phone rings] - hello?
- Arvin.
- We’ve always gone out together
and stuff like that.
And, like, we’ve made out here and there,
you know what i’m saying?
- Yo, dude. - What up?
- Have you ever made out with sam?
- Yeah, we have.
- [Bleep] this.
- Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. There’s more.
The biggest liar I ever met in my life.
How many times you hook up with arvin?
How many times you make out with arvin?
Tell me the truth, ’cause he’s on the phone right now,
and he told me that you guys hook--no, no, no, no.
No, no, no. You’re gonna let them h--
you’re gonna let them finish the conversation.
- Let me go on the-- don’t touch me.
- You’re gonna let them finish the conversation.
No, ’cause you got busted.
- This is--there’s a situation right now.
[Both laugh]
and you know what? This is-- this is--this is big news, dog.
- I want to get down to it.
I want to get down to the root
and see what’s really going on.
- Hello? Arvin?
Why are you causing problems, saying I made out with you?
- No, arvin.
It was never like that.
- I just got off the phone with him,
- and he told me, he’s like, "yo, why would sh--
- hold on, arvin. Hold on, hold on.
You need to get out of here ’cause I can’t hear.
- He just said,
"why would she invite me all of a sudden if--"
you know what I mean? "Out of nowhere,
"why would she invite me to the club?
Why would, all of a sudden, she invite me?"
- You’re gonna talk to him?
The kid’s playing you in front of your boyfriend,
you’re gonna talk to him like he’s your best friend?
- Shh! - [Bleep] you.
[Bleep] [bleep]. You better go home.
- We’ve been friends for a while, and i’ve--
see, we go out. I know your group of people.
I hang out with all your people all the time.
- Say, "we never made out."
- So why are you sitting here,
saying that we made out and everything?
- Sam, we’ve made out before.
- No, we haven’t.
- Yeah, we have.
- No, we haven’t.
That’s actually, like,
I can’t believe you’re sitting here, saying we have.
- Wow, that’s gangsta. - Come on.
- Arvin, come on!
- Yo, sam, that don’t look good, girl.
- You’re, like, playing me out!
It’s disgusting!
- Sam’s body language when she’s on the phone with arvin
is like, you got [bleep] busted.
You got caught.
Wow, she’s lying right on the phone.
- How about when we left djs
and I walked you to jen’s car,
and right outside jen’s car?
- Really, right now, are you kidding me?
- Wow! I can’t wait to call him back.
You know what? Deny, deny, deny.
Ron dog, you ain’t that dumb, dog, okay? I’m right there.
And i’m gonna make sure the sneaky b*tch don’t get ya.
- What, did you want to lie? I mean--
- i’m not!
- Wow, she’s lying. He’s saying you’re lying.
- Get out of my face, mike!
- He’s my friend and you’re trying to play him out!
- I’m not playing him out!
- What is the kid saying on the phone?
- That he’s nothing but a friend!
- You’re [bleep] pathetic.
You’re pathetic.
- Whatever. I’m not dealing with you.
- You don’t [bleep] deal with anything.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Not my problem anymore.
- This is gonna be an interesting dinner.
- I’m not having her [bleep] play you out there,
especially with somebody I know.
I-i-i don’t like that. I don’t like that.
- I feel like, you know, the joke’s on me.
I feel like a fool.
- This is our last sunday dinner and it’s gonna be crickets.
- I think at this point,
we should just let them deal with it.
- Yeah. - Good job.
- Us getting involved is just making it worse.
- Look at pauly cookin’!
I’m impressed with the whole team.
The last sunday dinner,
everybody’s chipping in hard.
- All right, guys, I know it’s been a long summer,
butsalud!
at the end of the day, we’re all together.
- Mazel tov! -salud!
[overlapping chatter]
- i’m, like, excited about going out tomorrow night.
- Oh, hell yeah.
- Danny’s throwing a barbecue for everybody
at the shore store, and I might invite
two of my best friends from back home.
- Wait, so can we bring two or three?
Two? - Three. That’s my word.
You can bring three people.
No family members.
- I can’t bring my dad?
- You can’t. - Really, no family members?
- ’Cause it’s gonna be wild.
- I’m just gonna tell mark and sophia not to come.
- Okay, if that’s who you want.
I’m going by myself.
Those are your friends, though, you know?
- I can’t look anybody in the face right now.
I just want to bury my head.
I’m embarrassed.
I’ve been dedicated to her,
and she’s [bleep] me over so many times
in this house, and i’m over it.
I just want to know the truth.
Tell me the truth.
- I hooked up with him when I was years old.
I’m , gonna be .
It was years ago.
- So, that’s all you had to say instead of lying to me.
- I’m sorry I lied to you.
I made a mistake. I embarrassed you.
I embarrassed myself.
- Now you [bleep] up, so you can either fix your [bleep] up
or you can walk away.
Those are your two options.
You have a chance right now to right your wrongs
or you can just walk away.
Two options.
For me to be okay right now,
I need sam to show me that, you know what?
If you’re not that person, prove it.
Don’t [bleep] say it. Show me.
Good night.
- Yo, we’re gonna have a big .
- Why did they do this?
- Deena says she’s a wingman. She’s one of the guys.
It’s mvpd, but tonight, all she’s being is a [bleep]block.
- Cuca! - Did you see cuca?
- Yep. - But you can’t see it that bad.
- Oh! - Wake up!
- [Bleep] my life.
- I ain’t doing [bleep] today at work.
- I want to see danny’s reaction
when I walk into the store with your shirt on.
The shirt i’m wearing to work today,
just to bust danny’s chops, is the rush shirt,
because he can’t stand the rush t-shirt shop
down at the other end of the boardwalk.
But i’m like, you know what?
Last day, i’m going out with a bang.
Hey, what’s up, my man? - Yo, look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
Wow! - Dude.
Oh, that actually is a nice shirt.
It really is. - Wow!
Rip it off, rip it! - Come on, come on.
- [Laughs] - get that off, dude.
- Oh, you ripped it.
- Let me put that one away exactly where it belongs.
- This is our last day at the shore store,
so I have full intention of not working today at all.
I’m gonna take a nap the whole time i’m here.
- Can I make a track suit? - Yes.
- Ron, you want to get some parting gifts
for your family and friends?
- No, i’m good.
[Laughs] i’ll go to rush.
- Wow. - Oh.
- Hi. - How are you doing?
- Do you need help with anything?
How old are you? - .
- Awesome.
- Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, wake up a little bit.
Wake up. - [Gasps]
- oh! - Oh, my god.
- Oh. - [Laughs]
- all right, guys, ’s a wrap.
- Nice. - Vinny, you’re the man.
Appreciate you working hard today.
Snooki, I appreciate you making all those clothes
for your friends and family.
And ronnie, i’m glad you came into work
for that four-hour nap today.
I’ll see you tonight.
[Rock music]
- I actually base my outfits on the kicks.
I start from the ground up.
Do you feel me? - I feel you.
- I’m really excited for this barbecue tonight.
I’m dj-ing and most important,
dj biggie and big jerry are coming from home.
I cannot wait to see them.
- I can have three guests. - Yay!
- Should I do the necklace or no?
- Do a choker. - That’s later.
- Hell yeah, ronnie.
- We’re all gonna be rolling on the floor
by the end of the night, just so you know.
- Let’s tour the floor, guys.
- What’s up, man? - What is up?
- What up, man?
- How are you? - Hi.
- Uh-oh. What up, yo? [Laughs]
what up, man? What’s going on?
You doing the worm today?
- What’s going on? What’s going on, vin?
- So good to see you, bro.
- Dad! - Hi!
Mwah! How are you?
- Eeeeh! - Hi!
- I love you. - I love you.
- Yay!
Lisa, she’s like my partner in crime.
She’s, like, one of my best friends.
I love her, and i’m happy that she’s here.
- This is danny, the boss at the shore store.
- What’s up, my man?
- He’s the one that threw this party.
- So I gotta go change now, yo. - Aw!
[Overlapping chatter]
- roger, my dad over here.
This is gonna make everything awkward.
It’ll be like, "oh, dad, this is a guy
"that I left douchebag for,
and, uh, roger, meet my father."
Dad, this is roger. - How are you?
- Hey, hi. - Very nice to meet you.
Heard a lot about you. - Thank you.
- How you been? How was your trip down?
- Uh, quick. - Yeah? Drove or--?
- Yeah. - Yeah? Nice, nice.
[Dance music]
- get it, get it, get it, get it, ronnie!
[Cheering]
- pauly’s friend jerry,
even though he’s, like, big jerry,
he can still get it down.
[Cheering]
I can do the worm pretty good,
but I just didn’t want my cuca to come out.
- Uncle nino is hysterical. He’s like a pimp!
- Oh, did you ever work in a flower shop?
Get those tulips over here.
- ♪ Like that, it’s like that, it’s like that ♪
- wait. All right, you gotta spin.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
- Get it! Oh!
- Oh! - To the left!
- Whoa! - Oh!
- Oh! - Almost, snooki.
You almost got it, baby.
- Me, me, me, me. - Jenni! Jenni, right there!
Right there.
- Oh! [Laughter]
- who did I hit?
[Laughter]
- oh! - [Whistles]
- whoa!
- I’m sweaty, i’m sweaty. I’m all sweaty.
- That’s the way I like it.
- After I meet lisa, I kind of think
the girl is cute, you know what I mean?
I actually was really, like,
you know, trying to rap with her a little bit.
- I’m going to cuddle with vinny tonight and not you.
- Oh, I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!
- No!
- I asked her that already,
and she’s like, no, he’s not allowed.
- I will be mad.
- Why, i’m single. I can do whatever I want.
- I’m single too.
And then, right away, deena puts up
the major, major [bleep]block.
I’m a good guy. You can, like--
- why can’t I talk to him?
- Snooki talks to him.
- I’m not--no way. No [bleep] way.
- Vinny thinks i’m [bleep]blocking him,
but i’m not.
Let’s be real.
Nicole has feelings for vinny.
Nicole is my friend.
Nicole knows lisa.
It just would have been a [bleep] situation
if lisa and vinny would have hooked up
and then I would have been to blame for it.
- She’s like, you can’t talk to him because of snooki.
I was like, i’m not. I’m joking around.
- If vinny wants to hook up with lisa,
let them hook up.
He’s not my boyfriend. You know, whatever.
Yeah, i’ll be a little upset but i’ll get over it.
Like, me and vinny aren’t married.
- Can I talk to you now that deena isn’t here?
- She yelled at me times.
- She’s wack.
- I just want to have a good time.
- If you want to cuddle with her,
i’m not cuddling by myself.
Just saying.
- Why are you getting nasty?
- ’Cause he just
tried to [bleep] with some ugly girl last night.
I’m just saying,
this kid [bleep] everyone-- other nights.
I don’t care.
- Deena, when she’s drunk,
calls herself "a blast in a glass."
She says she is the best girl to be around.
She’s a wingman. She’s one of the guys.
She’s m--it’s mvpd.
But tonight, all she’s being is a [bleep]block.
Taking the girl and running with her.
- I don’t care. - That’s not a [bleep]block?
- That’s your best friend. - I don’t care.
He can bring home any friend, girl,
but not my best friend, i’m sorry.
- All right, none of that. - It’s not happening.
It really pissed me off because this entire summer,
I have befriended these skanks that they all bring home.
Like, let’s be real.
- Why are you mad at me, vin? - What happened?
- I just thought, like, she wasn’t angelina.
- Uh-oh. - [Bleep] you!
- I am very nervous.
I’m, like, shaky.
’Cause I wasn’t expecting this.
- I don’t really care. I don’t [bleep] care.
- She’s a [bleep]block. She’s a [bleep]block.
- No, it’s not a [bleep]block. - She’s a [bleep]block.
- She’s my best friend. Not happening.
- If she’s not having a good time, nobody is.
[Overlapping chatter]
- no, I know, but--
sam pulls me to the side
and she’s like, "I don’t like mike."
And i’m like, "listen, I don’t care."
- Because he called you once on what you did?
Because he had the ba*ls enough to call a kid
and then you got on the phone and lied to me?
How--how is he wrong for that? How is he wrong for that?
- He is somebody who loves trouble and drama.
- Okay, but in that one particular moment,
you wanted trouble and you wanted drama.
- Okay, I love you.
- Bye, danny!
- A shuttle!
- That’s a big-a pizza pie.
[Overlapping chatter]
- you only brought up a large, bro!
- I’ll sneeze on that [bleep] right now if I have to.
- Let ’em out, let ’em out, let ’em out, let ’em out.
- Oh, my god, we’re home. - This is the living room.
It’s not a good time. - Check the pizza.
- Pauly! Pauly!
I want to ask you something.
Why is he mad at me?
- I will never say why he’s mad at you,
because i’m not one to gossip.
You know what i’m saying?
- He’s mad at me for what reason?
- Lookit, he turns all white when he’s mad.
Look how white he is.
- Why are you mad at me, vin?
- I’m not mad at you. I’m just--you let me down.
- How? - You let me down.
- What happened?
- ’Cause i’m nothing but nice to you
and everybody in this house.
- You’re not nothing but nice to me.
- Okay, that’s why-- - I thought you were.
- Okay, okay.
- I just thought, like, she wasn’t angelina.
- Uh-oh. - [Bleep]!
- Are you [bleep] kid--
- being called angelina is, like,
one of the worst things you could ever be called.
- I’m not, okay? - Ooh.
On that note, i’m stepping out of this conversation
before somebody gets hit.
- Get real.
- If angelina wasn’t having a good time,
no one was having a good time.
That’s how deena was being.
- If you ever call me that name,
I will seriously never talk to you again.
- Okay.
- In that case, you two duke it out,
and her and i, we’re gonna go to sleep.
- [Laughs]
- no, me and you are going to bed.
Let’s go. [Bleep] that.
- I just feel bad for the friend.
She was trying to have fun at the party.
- Exactly.
The girl was trying to have a mega time.
Me and pauly, oh, what are we, [bleep] bad guys?
- Do you understand why he called you angelina?
- Well, no, I don’t care.
- Do you want me to explain it? - Go ahead.
- Because you’re a [bleep]block.
- No, ever since i’ve been here, though,
I haven’t been-- - deena.
- No, ’cause i’m gonna go and tell him that now.
- Yeah, we treat [bleep] grenades like [bleep] whatever.
- We treat guests with utmost respect.
- Exactly.
- Ever since i’ve been here,
I haven’t been a [bleep]block to you ever.
But that’s my best [bleep] friend,
and I will not let that happen.
So you can go [bleep] yourself.
- Let what happen, [bleep]block?
- [Bleep] you.
- Whiskey [bleep] is when a guy can’t have sex,
for, like, five hours because he’s so drunk.
Or his p*nis is so drunk.
- So are we together or are we single?
- I think I just need my space right now.
- So, single.
So this is over?
- I haven’t been a [bleep]block to you ever.
But that’s my best [bleep] friend,
and I will not let that happen.
So you can go [bleep] yourself.
- Let what happen, [bleep]block?
What are we, [bleep] evil? What are we gonna do?
- No, but she really likes you guys.
- If my dudes from home,
if they want to have sex with my dudes, they can do it.
- Exactly. - Bro, it’s jealousy.
They’re jealous because we don’t want to hook up with her.
- Yeah, if she’s not having a good time,
no one’s having a good time?
- Tomorrow she’ll apologize
’cause she knows she’s drunk, but--
- I don’t think so.
[Upbeat music]
- yo, sam, I just--sam, I just wanted to come over
and--and, like, maybe apologize.
Maybe I went about some things the wrong way,
and I don’t want there to be any issues between me and you.
- First, let me ask you, what did I do to you that--
- you didn’t--you--you didn’t-- you didn’t do anything.
You know what I mean? I’ll be honest.
Like, when we living here, sometimes we--
we go about things the wrong way.
There’s pressure on all of us and stuff like that.
- I get it. I get it that your boys stick up for your boy.
But like, i-i thought you guys were being
really immature about it
and also going about it the wrong way too.
- Yeah.
- Mike is coming to, like, keep peace,
but he’s shady.
I don’t know if I trust him.
I don’t know if I believe him.
I just don’t like him.
- I hope we could, like, make up or whatever.
- Yes. I appreciate it. - All right?
So... - I’m sorry too.
- Yeah, I hope we can be cool.
- Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Thanks. - Thank you, mike.
- My feet are k*lling me. Did I step on something last night?
Hi, vin.
- Really?
- Hi.
Getting upset last night, like,
makes me upset this morning,
because I don’t like to fight with people
and it really upsets me
he’s acting different towards me right now.
Whatever. That pissed me off-- i’m acting like angelina.
I never act like angelina.
He’ll get over it. - Yeah.
[Upbeat music]
- you don’t have to fight. I love you.
- I love you too. I’ll see you soon.
Call me when you get home.
- We’re going to dinner. - Yeah, rivoli’s?
Is everybody cool with that?
- Rivoli’s? - Yeah.
- Yeah, that’s fine. - We’re leaving, we’re leaving.
- I’m ready. - Okay, let’s go.
- Vinny’s really not as cool as he thinks he is.
- Nah, i’ve been too nice.
- The crumb cake that they had last time was massive.
- I’m getting my own piece too, yo.
- [Bleep].
- No one touches my clams. I’ll cut your fingers off.
- So how was everyone’s day?
- I guess dinner’s a little bit quiet tonight.
You know, I don’t know.
Deena’s not really being too loud
and she’s having a little pity party.
Why are you upset about you being a [bleep]blocker?
I didn’t do anything to you.
You know, you did it to yourself.
- I don’t like the miserable deena.
You’re not a good time anymore.
- Oh, [bleep].
- If you find the old deena, when you get a second,
tell her we’re looking for her ’cause we miss her.
- Can I say something?
I want to thank everyone for, you know,
as soon as I come in, you guys welcomed me,
open arms, and it was really good.
Although some of us are having our ups and downs sometimes,
you know, I still love everyone,
and, you know, thank you for a great summer.
It was really a great summer.
- Love you guys. - Cheers.
- I wish everyone the best. - Yes.
[Exciting music]
- nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, salad.
- I got dibs on the bathroom first when we get home.
- Oh, we know.
- [Laughs]
- oh, my god, we’re leaving in, like, minutes.
- [Sighs]
- we have to leave by :. That’s the deal.
- Let’s practice cartwheels!
- Cuca! - Did you see cuca?
- Yep. - Are you sure?
- Uh-huh.
- You can’t see it that bad.
I mean, you can’t see my crotch.
Tonight is the night of the party.
Get it all out.
Frickin’ do every sin that you can.
You know, have sex with an old man
and steal a plant and then get arrested
and then do whatever.
Yeah, i’m trying to be sexy. It’s not working. Bye.
- [Belches] - come here!
- For the last time! - Let’s go, let’s go!
- Yay!
- Mvps wearing plaid tonight,
you know what that means.
- [Screaming]
[party music]♪
- I am very nervous.
I’m, like, shaky.
My adrenaline is sh**ting through, like, me
and I felt like I was gonna get sick
’cause I wasn’t expecting this.
- I’m not interested in seeing anyone else.
I have great sex with the kid.
He treats me great.
He looks like my cup of tea.
He is my cup of tea and, uh, that’s all I want right now.
- I am literally head over heels.
It’s been so long since I felt butterflies for a guy
that I didn’t even know
what butterflies felt like until tonight.
[Dance music playing]♪
- what?
- Aah!
I have never seen jenni so happy in my entire life.
She looks smitten by this guy, and I think it’s just
so good for jenni, ’cause she needs to be happy.
[Overlapping chatter]
- you want to be a stubborn b*tch?
[Bleep] you then! - [Bleep] you!
- I’m taking my shoes off. Gettin’ ready for this one.
You know what I mean? It’s gettin’ better.
[Men cheering]
- yeah, buddy!
- That rug is just a big stain.
That rug reminds me of ron and sam’s relationship.
[Laughter]
[party music]
- i’m at karma and I see chris.
I’m like, yay! He’s, like, my best guy friend at home.
We snuggle together always.
[Dance music playing]♪
- again?
I am a walking mess.
- Of course, karma is bumpin’.
- And nick’s here. Wanna-be pauly d.
[Laughs] oh. Ow.
I wanted to go out with a bang, and I was dtf
just to end the summer right.
[Dance music]♪
- but...do you want me to make you a grilled cheese?
I wasn’t serious, but if you want to...
- You weren’t serious, so that means
you don’t even know how to make grilled cheese?
- All right, i’ll make you a grilled cheese, [bleep]hole.
I make the meanest grilled cheese ever.
- Not that much butter.
- Relax. It’s fine. - And don’t burn it either.
I don’t--i don’t like--i don’t like mine crisp and burnt.
- All right, princess diana.
You’re lucky, ’cause I never make anybody grilled cheese.
- Except for me.
- You should be honored, you [bleep].
- Thank you.
- But it’s frickin’ amazing and that’s all.
- Very nice. Where’d you learn how to make this?
- Myself. - Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you have a paper towel, napkin?
- Go in the bathroom and take a little toilet paper
and wipe your a*s off and that’s it.
Can you put this frickin’ thing over the mattress?
- Sure.
- Whiskey [bleep] is definitely the best sex.
It’s when a guy can’t have sex for, like, five hours
because he’s so drunk.
Or his p*nis is so drunk.
[Overlapping chatter]
[dance music]♪
- oh, my god.
- What?
- [Laughs]
- sam’s with her group of guy friends,
and it’s [bleep] irritating me,
especially after the [bleep] with arvin.
It’s like, if you’re gonna go do that, that’s your choice.
- Ronnie!
- She’s kidding me. She’s trying to call me over.
- I want to hang out with my boyfriend.
- All right, so don’t hang out with them.
These are my friends.
Those are your friends. These are my friends, all right?
- The way he just said it to me
was kind of douchebaggy.
Just a big [bleep] the way he said it.
- What are you gonna do with these [bleep] girls, bro?
- We’re gonna walk home.
- Pauly. - All right, let’s go.
- I’m coming with you.
- I want to spoon. - I want to fork.
- Yeah, I fell. Get off me.
Yo, is my butt showing? - No, just your cuca, okay?
- Oh, that’s a bad time. Let me down.
- Yep, just your cuca. I can’t see your butt.
- Let me down, let me down, let me down.
- I can definitely see your cuca.
- You know what? I’m done with dealing with your drunk a*s.
Let’s go.
I’m done dealing with your drunk a*s.
- She’s drunk, she starts coming up
with all kinds of crazy [bleep] in her head,
and she’s being nasty, so I walk away from her.
I let her walk by herself.
And it’s my fault? [Bleep], you’re out of here, bro.
[Rock music]
- roger, we’ve got to call in for you.
- I have to do that, though. - I’ll go with you.
[Door shuts]
- brah, what’s up, man? It’s rog.
Sorry, I have to call out tomorrow.
I need to use a-- - it’s jenni!
- All right. It’s rog and jenni.
I have to use a sick day tomorrow.
- He’ll be back saturday.
Don’t worry. I’m sorry. It’s all my fault.
I just chopped his ba*ls off
’cause now he’s officially my boyfriend.
There you go.
I gonna have to be a sugar mama after this,
because he might be unemployed.
Let’s go on to bed.
- I might get fired on that alone.
- You going to bed? - Yep.
- Without me?
- Yep. - Good night.
- [Bleep] b*tch.
As soon as we get in the house,
she just wants to act like everything’s okay,
and i’m like, "what the [bleep] is wrong with you?"
- Whatever. What are you gonna do, right?
- Everything’s-- wait. What?
Why do you hate me so much?
- ’Cause i’ve been nothing but good to you.
So then when you [bleep] on me,
I don’t deserve that!
You’re a joke and everyone sees it.
- Listen to what you’re saying to me.
- No, no, i’m saying it because of this.
- It’s like a comedy.
- I’m done with this bull[bleep].
If you want to be a stubborn b*tch,
[bleep] you then.
- Why is ronnie and sammi fighting?
I don’t understand, though, ’cause they were fine.
- Cry all you want. I’m real. You’re not.
- [Bleep] you.
- I’m taking my shoes off, getting ready for this one.
You know what I mean? It’s getting better.
- What have you done for me, sam,
besides [bleep] on me, dance with another guy?
What the [bleep] have you done for me, sam?
You want to be blunt? Let’s be blunt.
Close the [bleep] door. Let’s be [bleep] blunt.
I will pull this whole [bleep] out in front.
No, [bleep] you, you [bleep] crazy b*tch.
- I hate you!
Don’t ever [bleep] me or look at me ever again,
you [bleep] idiot!
Get out, you [bleep] idiot!
- I know you act like you’re not in love with me--
- get out!
[Bleep] you! [Bleep] you! I hate you!
- Ronnie’s my boy. I love ronnie.
You know, sammi, whatever.
But dealing with the relationship,
i’ve never been more [bleep] done
with anything in my life.
- Don’t ever [bleep] talk to me or look at me ever again,
you [bleep] idiot!
- This happens.
- Do they always fight like this?
- Yeah. - [Bleep]!
- My biggest regret in my life is you!
- Come on, come on, let’s go outside, let’s go outside.
[Rock music]
- i’m not very lovey-dovey, like, you know?
I don’t know how to be, like--
- I think my heart’s broken at this point.
- Is this the end of us?
- This is not a good time.
- Boo, i’m scared. - [Laughs]
- i’m gonna miss you.
[Rock music]
- my biggest regret in my life is you!
- My biggest regret is you!
- Come on, come on, let’s go outside, let’s go outside.
- [Crying]
I want to go home. I’m done. I’m done.
- I hate you! I hate you! - Good for you.
[Bleep] for you.
- Good-bye! Enjoy your [bleep] life!
I want nothing to do with that kid.
- [Groans]
- vinny, lay down. I’m gonna make you something, okay?
I’m making vinny two grilled cheeses.
- Oh, let’s do it, let’s do it.
- ’Cause that’s what he likes.
- Oh, I just threw up in my mouth.
- You’re okay.
- Don’t make me anything. I’m a [bleep].
- Yeah, but you’re my roommate, and I love you.
Even though you hated me,
i’m still gonna make you [bleep] grilled cheese.
Eat. - I’m an [bleep]hole.
- No, you’re fine. Eat.
- Grilled cheese made by deena.
- This guy’s tall.
- [Laughs] - i’m gonna call you tree.
Hey, tree. - All right, cool, cool.
- Okay, vin. I’m gonna get you water.
- Yeah, buddy!
[Upbeat music]
- I don’t want to move out of my bed.
I don’t want to go anywhere, I don’t want to do anything.
Like, I can’t believe what happened last night.
- All right, i’m gonna go. - All right.
- All right, babe.
[Kiss]
[groans]
- bye.
Get home safely.
Oh, my god, I really owe your boss an apology this time.
[Laughs]
- I don’t even want to talk to him.
I’m gonna have to. - Actually, yeah.
Call him and let me know what he says about the vasectomy.
- All right.
All right, babe. Call me later, okay?
- [Kiss] bye.
I feel great that i’m roger’s girlfriend.
I just feel like a million dollars,
waking up next to him, like, in his arms.
It’s a really big deal that he’s committed to me
and is, like, crazy about me.
You know, it’s great right now.
- Bella! No!
- Yeah, buddy! Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah! - Oh!
- Yeah, buddy!
- Oh! - Oh, yeah!
[Overlapping chatter]
- right on the pillow, yeah. - Aw, yeah.
Good girl. Good girl. - [Laughs]
[bleep].
- Yo, look at that rug.
That rug is just a big stain.
- That rug reminds me
of ron and sam’s relationship.
[Laughter]
- that’s the best thing I ever heard you say in your life.
- [Laughs] - wow.
- Piss and [bleep].
This one just is either piss or [bleep] on.
One or the other.
- You happy? - She’s happy now. She’s happy.
- There was even some corn in it.
- [Laughs]
- what happened last night’s not okay.
What i’ve been going through in this house is not okay.
- Can you come talk to me, please?
- I woke up this morning and i’m still angry
about the fight that happened with sam.
I feel like i’m done with you, you’re done with me,
and this is the end of it.
- I’m sorry about a lot of stuff in this house. I’m sorry.
And I don’t know why I was like that.
I’m not proud of my actions.
I love you and...
You’re my best friend.
You’re the only one that makes me laugh, cry,
be happy, sad, miserable, excited.
You’re the only one that does that.
- Like, you say all that stuff to me,
but then, like, you don’t show it.
When do you show me that you love me
without telling me?
Like, real talk. I don’t want to fight.
- I know. - When do you show me?
- I’m not a very sensitive person,
and I don’t know how to be, like, lovey-dovey,
like, you know?
I don’t know how to be like that.
- It’s not about being lovey-dovey.
It’s just about not being nasty
and thinking so negative.
- You know, we don’t have to be together,
but you could still be my friend.
Like, my best friend. Like, I hope you are.
’Cause it sucks losing that person.
- I think my heart’s broken at this point.
Honestly.
- If you’re over it,
you need to let me know.
’Cause obviously i’m not.
[Somber music]
- so are we together or are we single?
- I think I just need my space right now.
- So, single.
- So this is over?
- Yeah.
[Upbeat music]
- yo, this is the last time you’re gonna be
on the grill right now, though.
- Yeah, the last time.
- Oh, put that on some toast.
Look at that. Give me your plate.
- Well, love you guys.
- Yeah, i’m gonna miss all of you.
- Yeah, i’m gonna miss all you guys.
Love you guys. It’s not gonna be a good time.
It’s not gonna be a good time.
Like, as much as I hate deena, i’m gonna miss her a*s.
- It’s not gonna be a good time. - You hate me?
- Why don’t you guys just sneak out?
- Snooks too. - [Laughs]
- [growls]
look at the evilness!
- [Barks]
- yeah, buddy! [Laughter]
[upbeat music]
- this is not a good time.
- Ew, I don’t want to pack!
Waah!
The ending of summer has arrived.
I’m gonna miss everybody so much.
This summer was awesome.
Boo, i’m scared.
Just sayin’, i’m gonna miss you.
- It’s very difficult to be packing right now.
I don’t want to move out of this house.
This house is my home.
This is where my heart is.
My "free snooki" shirt.
- Keep that always.
[Clatter]
- I love you so much.
- I do too. No, seriously.
- Bye. - Guys, be careful.
- Love you all. - I love you.
- Be careful! - Love you.
- Pauly, see you soon. - All right, guy.
- [Groans]
- if I could have ron or sam back next summer,
I would want ron back.
Don’t tell her I said that.
- I definitely regret breaking my number one rule,
don’t fall in love at the jersey shore,
because look what happens.
I think we both destroyed our time here in this house
for something that was never real.
- There is no sam and ronnie right now.
I’m alone. It’s not a good feeling.
- Bye.
- Love you. - I love you.
- Thanks for being so cool this summer.
Bye. - I hate you.
I still love vinny to death.
Our friendship is like a roller coaster.
We hook up and then we yell at each other,
and then we don’t talk to each other
for a couple days.
[Laughs]
[bleep].
Me and vinny are friends with benefits.
We are not ron and sam.
That’s an insult.
- You know, me and snooki, we’re great friends
and we’re, like, cuddle buddies.
Neither one of us had, like, really made it clear
that we wanted to, like,
really seriously hook up with each other.
Will it be in the future serious?
Maybe. I don’t know.
- Thanks for playing grab-a*s. - Oh, I love you too, sweetie.
I’d have to say that this summer
has been the best summer that we’ve had yet.
Bye, deena.
And no matter the fights,
people talking behind each other’s backs,
uh, we had a good time but it’s time to go home.
I’m definitely gonna miss everybody
and hopefully see them next summer.
Hey, i’m on my way home feeling really good right now.
Hitting the bridge. Let’s go. Go.
- Love you. - Love you.
- For me, jersey this year was my home.
I left a scumbag of a boyfriend
and I found someone new
and I had the best summer i’ve had in my life.
My bestie.
Thank you for everything.
- I love you.
The hardest roommate to say good-bye to in the house
is definitely jenni.
Jenni is my boo-boo.
I slept with her feet every single night
and i’m gonna miss her so much.
She’s my best friend.
- [Crying]
- ew! Ew! All my makeup!
- I can’t wait to come back next summer.
I don’t even care who shows up.
I’m gonna just be knocking on danny’s door,
like, "can I crash here and can I work at the t-shirt shop?"
Like, this is my life now, and that’s why I love it.
[Poignant music]♪
- [laughs]
- aah!
Blast, i’m gonna miss you, blast.
- Oh, I know i’m gonna miss you.
- I’m glad I met you though.
So now you’re stuck with me.
I hate saying good-bye. I hate ending things.
Like, I had such a good time.
I love my shore house. I love jersey.
- Mmm! - Mwah!
- You’re my favorite always. - You too.
There’s still some unfinished drama but, um,
I would definitely say this was the best summer together
just because this is our second time in jersey.
Like, we know each other this time,
and I had a blast.
- Whatever.
I had such a great summer. I did.
And I love all these people now.
- Whoa!
- This is, like, not even a good time.
- Get that side.
After I run for president,
deena is going to be my vice president.
I would get [bleep] done in this country.
The economy would rise.
Everyone would be tan.
- Whoo! Bye, jersey shore! See you later!
- And all the radios would play house music.
[Pop music]
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03x13 - At the End of the Day
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Series follows the lives of eight housemates at a vacation home in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, on the Shore .
Series follows the lives of eight housemates at a vacation home in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, on the Shore .