01x04 - Ibrahim the Wolf

[bunniefuu]

I'm so single. I'm dressed as a panda bear

to try to find a connection with somebody.

I'm at the point now where I'm dating

probably to marry somebody.

So, are you like a nerd-nerd

or are you like a hot nerd?

Baby, I'm a hot nerd.

Yes!

When it comes to dating,

we all go for looks first.

Is it love at first sight?

So, in this show,

everyone looks as weird as possible.

Could you fall in love

with someone based on personality alone?

a*s first, personality second.

Would you still feel

that way when you see their real face?

You are hot!

Welcome to the strangest blind date ever.

This is Sexy Beasts.

Meet Ibrahim,

a professional dancer and graffiti artist

from New York and London.

My last relationship,

official relationship,

is 2014, so it's been a while.

Throughout this experience,

I'm looking to find love.

Everybody's beautiful in their own way.

You never know what will happen.

So, what kind of girl

could make our lone wolf feel the love?

The type of girl I'm looking for

is a queen.

Somebody that could hold her own.

Somebody that is passionate physically,

emotionally, spiritually.

That's a big key, major key.

I'm ready to mingle.

Good 'cause we've got

three weird-looking women

ready to mingle too.

I'm very excited. Let's go.

First to try

and woo our wolf is Bella,

a model and motivational speaker

from London, UK.

My dating history

has been a little bit of a disaster.

Guys often just approach me

because of how I look,

and they don't care about who I am.

I just feel like I'm never gonna find

someone who likes me for me.

You have to kiss a few frogs

to find your prince, right?

And maybe the occasional wolf too.

This is my time to shine.

This is my time to show my personality

'cause it's all I've got now.

Well, that and a lovely beak.

Next up is Gabi,

a veterinary student from West Virginia.

I have never had a dating app in my life,

and I don't wanna swipe

right or left on people

because I don't think that their looks

have anything to do with who they are.

This could be the perfect show for you.

I definitely love animals

more than people.

This could really be

the perfect show for you.

I have the greatest dog in the world.

I sleep with my dog in the bed

every night.

If the guy does not like dogs in the bed,

whoo, red flag.

Well, Ibrahim is technically

a dog, so who knows?

Maybe you'll get his tail wagging.

And finally,

she's a life coach originally from Texas.

It's Karissa.

So, why are you here?

Normally, it's really important for me

to know what someone looks like

if I'm interested in dating them,

since I believe

that you can tell a lot by someone

by their face.

I know it's gonna be

really weird and different,

but I think it would

be a really fun experience

to see who I fall for

without knowing what they look like.

Perfect.

So, what kind of guy

are you hoping to fall for today?

I love eyes that I feel like my mind

can just go silent when I look in them.

Ah! That is lovely.

Connecting with someone

based on who they are in their heart.

Yes, yes, absolutely!

And massive, like, beautiful biceps.

Eh, guess a troll's got needs.

Our American wolf in London

is on the prowl

and ready to date our three ladies.

- Hello.

- How you doing?

I'm doing really well. How are you doing?

I'm great.

Based on first impressions,

he'll eliminate one of them

from the competition.

I've searched Jurassic Park to find you.

And only then will we see her real face.

- What will the kids look like?

- One may howl at the moon.

Let the hunt for a she-wolf begin.

I'm loving the face.

I won't lie to you. Oh my God.

Oh, thank you so much.

- This is a first.

- This is your first time.

This is my first time having

all of this makeup on my face.

You don't look like this?

Her energy was

Oh my God, so energetic.

I was like, "Yo, who is this?"

My friends and I back home,

we always do this thing called Shot 30.

- Shot 30.

- Every 30 minutes, we do a tequila shot.

You are wilding. Every 30 minutes?

- Or every 30

- Every 30 minutes.

Seconds? If I did one every 30 seconds,

I don't think I'd be alive.

I'm down to do tequila shots

to a certain extent.

What are some things that you think

have prepared you in your life?

Deep question.

Really telling yourself

not to worry about things,

even though you know

you have to worry about things.

Like, your mind is, like, always on.

Like, it's always solving something.

- Even when I don't want to.

- It's the sign of a genius, right?

She called me a genius.

That's a beautiful thing.

- I'm a sports fanatic, by the way.

- Really? I'm so into basketball.

- Serious?

- Yeah!

- No way!

- Let's go!

Oh, wow.

I'm from New York.

We have to play basketball.

When I was living in Miami, my first game,

not only did I catch the t-shirt

from the t-shirt g*n,

I also caught the ball from the ball g*n.

I was like, "I love basketball.

I'm always gonna come back!"

- So, what do you do?

- Me, I'm a professional dancer.

- That's awesome. I'm jealous.

- You got moves?

- Sober Gabi?

- Sober Gabi?

- No, but, uh

- Tipsy Gabi?

A little bit, yeah.

I think I'm the best dancer in the bar.

I'm interested to see Gabi's moves.

If she's on the advanced level,

then hey, you can join me.

We could boogie all night.

What inspires you to be a better person?

It might sound really cheesy,

but it's everyone thriving.

- Like, humanity thriving.

- I hear that.

Like, it really just lights me up.

Like, my cells start to dance,

and then life becomes

one giant dance party.

You have that mindset.

That's a beautiful mindset, yo.

The thing I'm the most passionate about

is self-love.

And I know that sounds

so generic and cliche,

but if you don't love yourself,

how will you love anyone else?

- Thank you.

- Right?

- Ah! You got some gems up in there!

- We are vibing!

- All right! I see you!

- The same wavelength!

I have the most important question

of the night.

- Got you.

- What about dogs on the bed?

That's a no-no. I ain't gonna lie to you.

Only reason why that's a no-no for me

That's a no-no for me cause it's,

like, that's unhygienic, you know?

So, what you're saying

is we'll have separate bedrooms.

If that's the case, that's the case.

Can't say nothing else.

I'll meet you for breakfast.

So, Ibrahim might already be

in the doghouse with Gabi.

But how did the other dates go?

I definitely hope I get chosen

because I did have a good time with him.

But we really got to work on his

"no dog on the bed" type thing.

I felt like our date

went really well, actually.

I hope that he likes me.

I can never tell when a guy likes me.

I found the wolf very attractive,

the mask and the man underneath.

I definitely see a potential queen.

One of them can be my she-wolf.

One of them will be my she-wolf.

First, it's time to find out

who won't be his she-wolf.

And that revelation will happen here

at Sexy Beasts Manor,

a stately home designed for dumping.

One of these ladies is leaving,

and her real face is about to be revealed.

I don't like this part.

Okay, the girls are here.

Where wolf?

There wolf.

Good evening, my queens.

It's wonderful to see you again.

So, Gabi,

the conversations that we had was amazing.

I connected with you on a different level.

I feel you, and I respect you for that.

Karissa, it was wonderful to meet you.

Your energy is different.

That's one thing

that stood out to me first.

I loved spending time with you,

so thank you for that.

Bella, your energy is amazing.

Magnificent!

And also, the self-love conversations

that we did have,

that was wonderful and very refreshing.

And this decision I have is very hard.

The person that I'm gonna lose is

Karissa.

Karissa's been given the kiss off.

So sorry.

I think he's made the right decision

because there wasn't a spark

I like to look for in first dates.

Not like I didn't have

a connection with her,

but the connection wasn't as strong

as Gabi and Bella.

The troll's weak connection

means she's dropping out,

so it's time to meet the real Karissa.

Well, she looks at least

400 years younger.

Ibrahim has been well and truly trolled.

Will the wolf be howling when he sees her?

If she's a snack, are you gonna leave us?

Unfortunately,

that's not how the game goes.

Mmm.

Oh my God!

You are stunning!

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I'm just staring at you right now.

- I'm so sorry.

- What part are you staring at?

- Come on, hey!

- Just do my little

Hey, hey! Salt, salt, salt, salt.

I was delighted at the reaction I got,

especially his wolf howl.

That was the best.

She's beautiful! Oh my God!

A hint of regret from Ibrahim.

But what will Karissa make

of his real face?

I'm surprised.

Oh, yeah, he's hot. For sure.

So, just Gabi and Bella remain

in the battle to beguile the big bad wolf.

They each get a second date

before all the masks come off.

Gabi's up first.

I think it's gonna be a really fun time,

and if I come out of this

with a boyfriend, that's awesome to me.

And for their date, Gabi

and Ibrahim are at a distillery in London

to make their very own gin

with master distiller Matt.

We can start with a quick gin tasting.

We'll gently take a little sip.

g*dd*mn, that's strong! Oh my God.

I feel this is the perfect date for us.

It's not like a typical first, second date

that I would ever think about doing.

So, getting to do something like this,

especially with him, is really awesome.

After the tasting,

our beasts pause drinking gin

for just long enough

to make their own unique blend.

Szechuan pepper.

- You like spicy stuff?

- Yeah.

Same.

- Oh!

- Nah, nah.

Big no. Big no.

No.

That's not the one. That's not it.

Let's try these.

- Oh!

- For sure, yeah. A sweet orange

and orris.

I think we got it.

- So, the gin is brewing

- Whip it! Whip it! Whip it!

but is romance brewing too?

I'm feeling real comfortable with Gabi.

I feel like there's a spark.

And now we got the

- Seal it. Seal the deal.

- Seal it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

A flick of the wrist.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Perfect.

- I love it! It's our little gin baby.

- G-baby. How you doing?

The child has been born.

This date's taken a weird turn.

I don't really know.

Now, let's all enjoy an owl

and a wolf devouring their natural prey,

the bottle of gin they just made.

- Here's to our little g-baby.

- G-baby!

Would you count this

as a weird experience for you?

Being in things like this, yes.

But one of the weirdest times

I've ever been flirted with,

I was about elbow deep in an elephant.

- Okay.

- We had to de-worm elephants, okay?

And you have to do that rectally.

- In the a*s? The an*s.

- That's what a rectum means.

- The butthole, yes.

- The as*h*le?

And a guy was touching me and just told me

how pretty I was doing it, and I just

I was like,

"I dunno how to take that compliment."

This whole mask thing

goes up there with that.

- Okay. 'Cause I was I'll take that.

- Yeah.

I'm not sure

that was a compliment, Ibrahim.

I think

that we're getting along very well.

When a conversation flows naturally,

that's a good sign.

Yesterday,

I did remember you saying

if you have, you know,

a little alcohol in your system, you can

bust a move.

Can you do it for me?

No, I just have, like, a little,

you know, little hip movement.

Hey! I see you.

That's all I got, but you can dance.

- You put me on the spot.

- You gotta give me a beat, though.

Let's go!

You like that?

- Nothing special. Hey, thanks.

- I love it! Good job.

High five.

I am so comfortable around him.

Talking with him, laughing with him.

And I do believe

I have a really good chance at winning,

but we'll see.

My date with Gabi has been enjoyable.

And on a scale from zero to

I feel like I'm

For now, it's me and Gabi,

but, Belly, I'm coming for you!

So, Ibrahim's excited.

How's Belly feeling?

I can't use looks or any of that,

so all I'm gonna do is be myself.

Because if he doesn't like me for me,

then it's not worth it.

Bella and Ibrahim are set to experience

some high culture on their date,

a life-drawing class with tutor Sparky.

- Surprise, surprise.

- Mmm.

Alex, if you'd like to de-robe.

What I'd like you to do

is look at the proportions,

study the shapes.

I didn't expect to see

another man's private parts

on my date with Bella.

I'm okay with nudity,

but every time I see it,

the first thing I do is laugh.

- What, have you done this before?

- I have not, but I love drawing.

I mean, I draw all the time.

What are you starting with?

The back of the couch behind his shoulder.

Oh, good start.

What about yourself?

Yeah, I'm starting with,

like, the legs of the chair.

Brilliant.

Presented with the human form

in all its glory,

they're both drawing the sofa.

The wolf is enjoying his date.

The conversations,

the energy is very strong,

so I'm really liking it.

Who's your favorite superhero?

Black Panther.

- Mine is Iron Man.

- Oh word!

I feel like we're getting on really well,

considering we're doing a class together.

The conversation's still flowing,

which is great.

It'll look like a chicken wing.

What part of the guy is she drawing?

I've messed up the foot,

Oh, thank God.

No, keep going. You're good.

- How's your drawing?

- I'm just on the arm right now.

Lovely. Really good work.

They said you could never teach

a dinosaur to draw!

Before they reveal their masterpieces,

it's time for a "forget the naked guy

I've just seen" drink.

Cheers.

But how do we drink?

That's how dogs do it!

- I am a dog.

- Yeah!

I do feel a connection with him.

He's very easygoing.

He's very fun to be around,

and he's very passionate, which I love.

Everything's really connecting,

so I'm really liking it.

I'll show you mine

if you show me yours.

This is my faceless man with one nipple.

Can you tell

that I spent most of the time on the sofa?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

He's got a giant a*s.

It's like a Nicki Minaj drawing.

All right, show me yours.

Well, this is my

- Man with half a body.

- Oh! See, that's so much better.

- It's a half body, though.

- Amazing.

I really like

what you did with his feet.

Our apologies to Alex, the model.

I do feel like me and Bella

do have a strong connection today.

I'm a dog, dog.

You're a dog, dog. You Snoop Dogg.

It's too soon to say I found my queen,

but I definitely have two contenders,

strong contenders to fit that position.

I already like his personality,

so no matter what he looks like,

he won't be ugly to me.

It's a real hard decision. I'm gonna

have to pick one. I'm gonna have to.

Well, do it quickly

because we're back at Sexy Beasts Manor,

where Ibrahim will choose his she-wolf.

He already has a child with Gabi.

It's our little gin baby.

But is there a future there too?

Or did Bella win him over

by outshining a naked model's junk?

It's gonna look like a chicken wing.

Hello, my queens.

- Hello.

- Hi.

One thing, both of you guys, once again,

your personalities are spot on.

Bella, your energy

is just out of the world.

We got a lot in common. Got you.

Gabi, our date was very toxic.

I'll say that.

We had that first experience

that was making our g-baby

We did make a baby yesterday, yeah.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

This was one of the toughest choices

I had to make, but

I have made a decision.

My Sexy Beast

is

Gabi.

It's a triumph for making babies

or a lesson in not sharing a date

with a naked man. One of the two.

Thank you!

It really was a real hard decision.

But Gabi, I just felt like

we had more of a connection.

Feathered and all, I am the Sexy Beast.

- Is it cause we made a baby?

- Let's not talk about that.

I'm sorry.

I think that we did have a connection,

but sometimes

people are better off as friends,

so maybe we could be friends.

That would be awesome.

I am excited for him to see

what I look like behind all the feathers.

I think I'm a little prettier than this.

I'm more excited

to see what he looks like.

I don't really care

how Gabi will look.

Her personality stood out to me.

I'm definitely excited

for her to see the real me

'cause I'm excited

for anybody to see the real me.

Time to get excited, then,

because we're about to see

the real everyone.

Starting with our very own wolfman,

this is the real Ibrahim.

Turns out he was a fox all along.

Before we meet Ibrahim's Sexy Beast,

let's make dinosaurs extinct once again

and meet the actual Bella.

Whoa, she's gone from dinosaur

to dino-mite.

Will Ibrahim have his tail

between his legs

when he finally sees her?

We'll find out here,

in the manor's fire-lit

Great Hall of Romance.

- Hello.

- Hey!

- Bella.

- Oh my God! Hi!

Oh my God!

Wow, look at you in the flesh!

Look at you in the flesh.

Wow!

- Err! You're gorgeous. Oh my God!

- Oh, thank you!

Bella is beautiful.

Straight forward, she beautiful.

Not gonna lie, it was quite nice feeling

that he thought I looked good.

- See you later.

- Take care.

Damn.

Wow.

No time for regrets, wolfman.

You're about to meet your Sexy Beast.

With her face now free as a bird,

here is the real Gabi.

Golly!

Hello.

Okay, Gabi!

Yep, she would still look hot

with her arm up an elephant's a*s.

- I am very impressed, I will say.

- No, same here. You are beautiful.

Thank you.

Gabi's real sexy. Come on, B!

Y'all seen that?

- Can I see the whole thing?

- Oh, sh*t.

You wanna see the whole thing?

I'm just saying

I think he's very handsome.

So, Gabi, um, I definitely wanna hang out,

you know, in the future.

If you don't mind.

Yes, you are very handsome,

so I'm very happy,

um, but I think with the whole dynamic

of this and with the masks on,

I got a very friend vibe going on,

so I think that we should go

on more dates.

Oh, yeah, no. Definitely.

- So, we can see if there's more here.

- Of course.

I'm excited.

Okay.

We'll see how another date goes

'cause right now

I just feel the friendship vibes, which

Nothing wrong with it.

If I gain a friend out of this,

that's awesome.

If I gain a boyfriend, that's cool too.

- No, no, no. Come on, I got you.

- Okay.

All right.

At the end of the day,

you can't rush things.

You have to see where things will go.

I'm going with the flow,

but she is magnificent.

If he's game for that,

he's game

for the other crazy ideas I have.

I don't need to know

what she looks like.

Sex Kung Fu? What's that?

I'll probably go buy a ring.

When the masks come off,

the real fun begins.