01x16 - Wedding Chapel

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In the beginning of their work cars,

vent cars began monsters.

Then monsters began grating.

Then Jesse changed God religion.

The master fabricator is

now a monster administrator.

We think people fear and crush it.

A joyful noise is filling the garage.

And then you're f*cking pull up a rug,

but except a soda much to grudge.

Praise me the glory is upon us.

Join us now as Jesse is

g*ng of maverick mechanics,

rip grind and burn,

transforming ordinary street

vehicles into monster machines

in the monster garage.

This week's challenge

took a 1994 Chevy suburban

and transformed into a

mobile wedding chapel

complete with pipe bark.

The rules, when built the monster machine

must appear to be stock.

The team can spend no

more than 3,000 bucks

in cold cash for parts.

Jesse and his crew have seven days

and seven nights.

On the first day they design.

On the next five they build.

And on the seventh day they race.

It's successful.

Each team member takes

home a $3,400 set of

Mac tools.

And the clock starts now.

Day one.

The design team arrives

at the monster garage

to answer their calling.

They must turn this suburban

into the wedding chapel

from hell.

They have the right hell razor.

Jesse James descend into

the legendary outlaw

who is best known for

marrying pieces of raw steel

into clean custom cruisers.

We're going to make a

mobile wedding chapel

slash pipe barking.

You guys are the experts.

I'm just kind of going.

What I saw in cartoons.

It's not like that.

Do you have the order to

be played by an organized?

You want to be played by itself?

Played by an organized?

Okay.

The art of building real

organs is far from dead.

Charles Kage is a traditional pipe organ

builder from Ohio.

My company builds pipe organs for

churches, residences,

synagogues, public buildings.

That sort of thing.

Typically it would take us six months

and would cost $250 to $300,000 to build

a typical church pipe organ.

The whole concept of a

roll around pop-up wedding

chapels, pretty outrageous.

I'm sure most of my

colleagues in the business

would have turned their back and said,

these people are totally insane.

Which for the record you are.

We're building air source.

Large blower feeding

into a common manifolder

air box, valves opening teach pipe

that respond to the keys.

And then the pipes.

Steve Husking is an electrical engineer

from Santa Cruz, California.

He built an organ that is

everything but traditional.

It's a mobile firebelching beast.

He calls Satan's coliopee,

which can be seen cruising

the scorching desert

at the annual Burning Man Festival.

Started out life as

an electric golf cart.

We tend to get large

numbers of police officers

arriving because they think

there's a shootout going on.

Jesse wants a total monster.

We're going to do everything

we can to give it to him.

Now with the pipes that

they have the flutes

cut in them, can we make those ourselves?

Because it takes one per note.

And there's a lot of notes going by.

Going to probably need something

on the order of 30 notes.

That's not a lot, that's easy.

First of it, decide what you

want the thing to sound like.

I want it loud.

Steve hooks a pipe to a shop-fac

to test Jesse's area.

Yeah.

It's not loud enough.

Do you want everybody

in the area to hear it?

Or do you want it more intimate?

Because the coliopee,

everybody in the state.

That's okay.

Donald Barnes is the

minister responsible for

uniting Jesse with his wife, Janine.

That's symbolic.

That's the historical actually

power these things on steam.

And the idea was to get it loud.

Let's do that.

What's the burner in a tank?

It's water.

Let's make a steam power one.

We need to go a boiler.

I'm a Navy certified welder.

I can make a water tight.

I just think it'd be cool

having all this copper stuff.

A boiler and a burner

and leaking a little bit.

I don't know.

Blowing steam and stuff like that.

That's going to make

people want to get married.

But it's easy.

It's so cool.

We never done anything steam-powered.

I think the pipe board would

probably fit in the back here.

These doors should swing open.

The art should be this way, so the

couples can walk right through and write

out the other side.

That's interesting.

John Fry is an artist for Honda.

He draws up the pre-nuptial

agreement for the build.

And make this right and like powder

coat it right with some mesh.

So it looks like lattice work.

Yeah.

So it looks a little chapelish.

Hey.

You want to make like

sting laughs or something?

Yeah.

So I think we got a good solid plan.

Here's how their suburban

will find religion.

The doors will lay down to form ramps.

The roof will give rise to a steam.

And open up for the pipes.

The rear doors will

park for the keyboard.

And a steam-spitting boiler

will turn their heavenly organ

into an air-splitting hell-raiser.

The build crew arrives to find

their irreverent Jesse James.

A waiting to reveal their divine plan.

Jim Morrison is an industrial contractor

and builds race cars on the side.

He's from Salem, Ohio.

From Olympia, Washington, Tana Carlo

is a show car painter and fabricator.

Tony Gentile from Tahanga, California

is a professional fabricator

and builds old school rods.

Ray Gent is a theatrical

technical director

with a master's from Yale.

He comes from Alisa Viejo, California.

Steve Husking, the Colliapy

King, stays for the build.

So we're going to make a mobile

wedding chapel with a mobile colliapy.

We got to make the doors going down.

We had talked about maybe

doing a steam-powered.

Let's make this a power.

From the first time it

came up in the design,

Jesse's been stoked

about using steam power.

The first time he brings

it up in the garage.

The team starts talking about

The tractor.

Where I live.

About the state fair they blew up.

k*ll a couple of people.

A tractor?

They're backtracking.

I still think we should do it.

Turns out, before Jesse showed up,

Steve convinced the team that

steam power is too dangerous.

Watch out, Jesse.

It's an ambush.

If the boiler worked to blow up,

anybody near it would be k*lled.

That's simple.

The sober words of caution

from the multi-pierced pyromediac

who built this organ flamethrower.

So basically you guys are all

scared to do it out of steam

because some tractor blew up.

So there's some like that.

You know, we want to succeed.

We don't want it to fail.

So let's do the easy.

So let's succeed for sure.

Jesse pretends not to notice

the knife in his back.

And ask the team to keep

his dream of steam alive.

If we could steam power

it, that would be cool.

If we do it any other way, we're just

We're being

I don't want to be called a

Break out the kitty litter, Jesse.

This team's already left

a bad smell in the garage.

Nothing a little torching,

welding and grinding can't handle.

Team gutless gets their marching orders.

Start gutting it.

So I should probably get going.

I'm cutting up the organ parts.

Tony helps Steve bring in a

long piece of copper pipe.

This is a big one.

I'll get smaller from here.

Steve quickly turns one into many.

A new set of pipes for Steve's

safe and seamless organ.

This is the manifold pipe that the

whole organ's going to be fed from.

This thick wall, the

aluminum manifold pipe,

will serve as the monster organs long.

The manifold is filled

with pressurized air.

When a note is pressed

on the organ's keyboard,

a valve opens at the base of the pipe,

sending a blast of air

off and out of the pipe.

A note is born.

Meanwhile, the plotting thickens.

Steve reassures Jim.

No steam.

We are going to go with

nitrogen, like we talked about.

Early morning.

That's a question too.

We're going to build the nitrogen.

Nitrogen good.

No boom.

Just music.

Don't tell Jesse.

It seems Steve thinks it's a big joke.

It's okay to lie in cheat.

Okay, Steve.

We will tell Jesse.

The first big challenge for the team.

Modifying the rear passenger doors

to fold down into entry ramps

for their chapel of love.

The doors will, in effect,

become reverse gall wings.

Tana wants to bracket them.

There is your clearance.

And as it pulls up, it does fit.

No matter what, it will bring

that door up into position.

So it'd be doing this.

Paper-shemaper.

But only steel makes it rear.

Tony carves her brackets out of

three eight inch steel plate.

Play the hinge up there.

A beefy piano hinge gets welded

on the bottom of the door

to make it fold down.

Pick up up and down.

No problem.

For all of our 12 years

old, my dad taught me

how to pound out a dent

on a truck using the

give me.

And I just fell in love with it.

That was the coolest thing in the world.

I decided to step it up a level

and become a professional.

This is a 1950 Mercury.

We've got the French didn't head lights.

We did a chop top on this.

We've got all the skirts fit.

We saw on the nostalgic.

Trying to get my name out there.

Hopefully have a name

like Jesse James on them.

Tony brings in one of

three electric actuators.

The team will use to operate

decide doors in the roof.

So, lead your actuators.

The ram and bracket are in.

And the reworked door is ready to test.

Okay.

That's bad.

Cares is slipping.

We got a problem.

No problem.

If we keep messing with

that and making that worse.

We're excited.

We're just going to destroy it.

And we definitely don't have

budget for another pump.

It ain't happening.

The door is too heavy.

The ram is too short.

And the bracket is too whatever.

The team takes this minor

setback as their cue.

They're through.

And so is day two.

Day three.

A new day.

Same team.

Minus one.

After his teamless clue

stole Jesse's final.

Steve goes to West Coast choppers

to borrow one of his tools.

A precision laid.

The manifold and the organ pipes need

threaded holes to connect to each other.

The rest of the co-conspirators

get back to work on the door ramps.

Yesterday's failure has the

team back at the drawing board.

But they're still drawing

blanks and wasting time.

Finally, Ray, the Yale graduate.

Drop some science on the problem.

It takes more continuity force for

that to get to a point past 90 degrees,

which is what it's going

to move the easiest.

I'm the technical director

for the Laguna Playhouse,

and Laguna Beach, California.

I went to the best school in

the world for technical theater,

at the Yale School of Drama.

I'm an artist.

I like putting my hands on things.

Set designers, throw some

weird stuff at you sometimes.

You're always sort of

asked to do the unusual.

And a short amount of time with no money.

So much to garage is right up my alley.

With a math text in hand,

Ray calculates the force

required to pull up the door

from beyond the 90 degree

point where it lands.

In order to pull this up,

the 90-20-21 pounds of

force to overcome randomly.

He then figures out the best angle

for the ramp to pull up the door

and designs a new bracket

system accordingly.

But we know physically it'll look.

Can I use math?

Okay, guys.

It's time to test Ray's high tech hinge.

It's doing a lot of time.

Go baby.

Go.

Go baby.

Go baby.

Go baby.

Go.

Go.

Go.

That's why I want to answer.

Go, go.

Steve returns from a full day at West

Coast Choppers with another freebie.

Perfect, Solenoid Bells from Yale.

Good stuff.

Three B. Three B.

Three B. Six.

Zero.

Not out.

It's like a cold blood of the assassin.

Steve delivers the final

death blow to Steve.

He basically be spraying the entire crowd

with scolding water for the

win when the hurricane steam.

We don't want to be that.

Jesse's kept hope alive

only to watch it die.

It's not a pretty sight.

So no steam.

Think everybody's whistling out.

I don't want to k*ll everyone.

Well, maybe a couple

people, but no one here.

Not yet, anyway.

There's no steam.

But this team is playing with fire.

Before this build is done,

somebody's going to get burned.

And they focus man.

We can see work done.

Yeah.

We're going to work together.

We'll get in the conference.

I don't know if that makes good TV,

but it makes good projects.

Just keep it up, Steve.

Traders always make

for a good television.

There's three of us that

have been pretty frustrated.

I definitely don't want

this thing to fail.

I will beat you.

Monsterderized factoid.

The largest pipe organ in the world

is located not in a cathedral in Europe,

but in a department

store in Philadelphia.

Day four.

Steve heads back to his new home

to machine the aluminum discs,

which must fit just inside

the base of the pipes.

With Minister Don Barnes standing by,

Jesse answers the call

and gets ordained the modern way online.

I'm trying to become a minister.

You have my blessing.

Was it this easy when you got ordained?

Four-year program here.

They've got a condensed

count to five minutes, no.

I don't want to need this, yes,

and I do, and all that stuff.

I want them to prove it.

I want them to like slash their wrists

and rub it together.

Let her brother.

That might work.

It's official.

The irreverend is now the

truly reverend, Jesse James.

Done.

Ray and Tana start on

the folding chapel roof.

Ray mounts the tracks while

Tana starts on the stained glass

pains which will form the roof.

Okay, what we're working on right here is

the two panels which

will become the steeple.

This all came naturally from childhood.

Ed Roth used to take me

down to lion's tracks trip

when I was young.

Tana learned her trade

from California's god

of 60s countercar culture.

Ed big daddy Roth, the red thing himself.

Used to call me his little Roth child.

I owe everything to you.

I have 44 best in show winning vehicles

to my name so far.

I've done everything

from job channel section.

I do my own paint work.

Ed Roth died just last

year and it really hurts.

Tony and Jim have

finished the second door.

It's time for a test run.

The door comes up just

like it's supposed to.

Shots tight.

Jim Morrison was schooled

in the steel mills of Ohio.

He's come to sit and learn

at the feet of the master.

Getting to meet Jesse James.

I think Jesse deserves all

the credit that he gets.

He's definitely always

doing something like new

and innovative.

He's just a top-notch welder.

Probably the nicest welds that

I've ever seen in my life.

He's the ultimate motorhead.

They walk out with no

steeple for their chapel.

No sign of steep and no idea

when he'll show them his organ.

The only thing that is done is day four.

It's the crack of dawn on day five.

Steve's back at the West

Coast Chopper's organ grinder.

Still machining aluminum discs.

He's made a lot of metal

shavings, but no organ yet.

Jesse Heliarchs a cradle which

will enclose the alleged organ.

Tana takes on the task of

turning the inside of the

passenger doors into a walkway

for the bride and groom.

Tony fabricates a sturdy mouth for

the ram that will raise the roof.

Dave's going to not support this and

it's also going to help support our

structure when we cut this loose to

stop the car from folding in half.

You know, if we're taking all this

structure and support away from it.

Ray uses Tana's original door bracket

to help the ram push the roof up.

It will be under this arch that the

nefarious nubsules will take place.

We're going to buy an engine.

We're going to stop the ramp.

Steve finally returns to the garage

with his machine organ parts.

He assembles the first pipe, attaching

the machine disc into the base,

which will force the air

into a wind sheet, which will

blow on the sharpened edges

of the upper part of the pipe,

causing the air to oscillate.

The pipes are just giant whistles.

The exact pitch is determined by a tuning

plug, which will be

inserted into the top.

It's where you put the plug in

the pipe that determines the note.

The length of the pipe

is just through the

cosmetics, having the

nice shape of the organ.

So this is about what the middle is like.

Is there an air nozzle around?

Air hose hitting this way?

Air nozzle.

There you go.

Okay.

I did it for there.

All right.

That's it.

It's automatic.

The team has finally heard the

first belch of their beast,

but it's already after seven at night,

and they only have one day left to build.

Still, without a finished organ,

the team wants to

proceed with mounting the

pivoting organ cradle in

the back of the suburb.

But Steve will not allow it.

We have to be able to work on

the organ outside of the vehicle.

We get that to a certain state of

completion before we put it in.

There's no other way to do it.

The burning man has

become the spurning man.

The team can only grind and bury.

It's Steve's organ, but this

wedding party is disintegrating.

And Jesse can feel it.

That's monster garage.

We take people's spirit

and crush it into oblivion.

Monster garage factoid.

Las Vegas is the wedding

capital of the world,

hosting over 100,000 marriages a year.

It's still day five.

It's after 10 pm with only one day left,

and the team runs into a big problem.

After finishing her walkways,

Donna can't get the side doors

to rise by themselves anymore.

Well, something's out of alignment.

It was working.

Maybe just to bars out of him.

Maybe

Yeah.

She

I'm gonna kick her in the mouth too.

I swear to God, she

should have beaten Daniel.

Do you

Don't leave.

I don't know.

Let's go on over there.

Well, I don't know either, but I'm

Because that's the

It was a wish I could kick

her out of the building.

What? What can they do?

I mean

There's an extension gum on my ranks,

and I'm trying to keep my nose out of it.

What?

Me and Sony had a both

-workin' last night,

on a foot of skins on

them now they don't work.

Never get up.

Too much weight.

Nope.

That's what it is.

Yeah, can't go down.

It's not for the next night, Daniel.

Nope.

But that can't go down the street.

I've got all the brackets loose

and start over for stress.

What?

And I ain't doing that.

You put pipes in there

to make it raise up.

These extra brackets in here.

They're pounds down there.

As far as those like

50 pounds to that ram.

We've just got to cut

them bars out of there.

Maybe.

We haven't.

There ain't no, maybe.

We have to.

Hey!

Let's get all the other avenues.

They gotta go.

Right now.

Hey, Ray.

Just don't kick it off.

Just don't kick it off.

Just don't kick it off.

I don't strike it off.

I don't want to fix that either.

I don't think she has this

feels to pay the bills.

Dude, that's mine.

Frickin' personal opinion.

She said she's been customizing

cars for how many years.

I've been doing the sh*t

for seven months, dude.

And I'm fing all over her.

Now the doors that we spent

two days on to get work in.

They don't work because she put

too much weight to pull them up.

I told them earlier when

they're adding these braces.

Little too much to thick.

Hey, Tony.

Don't you remember?

Tony is asking you about the weight?

What's your question?

It should not.

Should not.

I'm giving her 10 more minutes and

I'm gonna go in there and cut her.

Nice.

Now what's she doing?

It's on.

Tell me you're not making

another practice for that door.

Ok, I won't tell you.

We're trying to run back.

This is awesome.

I'm going to throw that.

We can't wait to tie for this time.

You knew that to the

problem was as a weight.

You know what I'm saying?

And we already had the doors working.

There's no even a reason

they were starting

where you fabricating those brackets.

Now I'm going to cut them out my stuff.

They're going to be worse.

What are you going to give me?

A big hug.

I don't want to hug.

You're going to hug?

Well, we'll see how they work.

All right.

Give me.

They are lifting because

they're a hyper extended.

But you have to let them try.

You know?

It's just for them.

We're going to throw it.

It's not like I'm going

to put it back on.

We're going to put it back on

because it's going to work.

I'll take it off.

All right.

All right.

Full wills.

Yeah, that was a strong will.

What the f is that?

This is how we had it.

So I'm just going to prove

sure that it was the way.

Hey, how about that?

It's worse.

I told you.

And you didn't listen to me.

And you didn't listen to that hug?

I don't want the hug.

I want the money honey.

Who was right?

Ladies and gentlemen.

Now you're going to look like

a jackass because we failed.

Now you got time for the f.

This wedding party has

dissolved into a hate fest.

I mean, this was the only

project she really had today.

She didn't finish it.

After I went to the

bathroom and finished,

you know, turning off

my faucet, of course.

And wiping up and getting cold water.

And you know, the normal thing.

I'm after all I am female.

And these things do happen, you know.

And the only thing she's done good

is those multi-cross templates.

You know, and that's what she's

good at is drawing and cutting out.

And I think, you know, that's her skill.

She should have been on the design

team and sent the hell home.

I don't know.

Maybe the stress is getting to him.

And that's why he lashed out like that.

Doesn't feel good when you're

on my side of the fence.

I mean, it doesn't have

to slap people down.

Somehow, I think he

needs to control that.

Otherwise, he's not going to have

very many friends of my work with him.

Tension fills the room while

Tony lightens the doors.

Ray and Jim occupy themselves with

building the rear sliding platform

with the organ bench and keyboard stand.

Left with no project to work on.

Tana decides to undergo

some plasma therapy.

Turns out she's got the

skills to cure Tony's skills.

With a slick show of

plasma cutting panache.

I'm going to present him at the trophy

and congratulate on us at conflict.

Tony.

You know, I don't cut.

So don't take this wrong.

Present you with the wrapped face pickle

finger award for being number one.

I like that.

Now can I get that hug?

Yeah, you can.

Oh, don't tell me.

You are.

I like it.

It was a tough one.

It took a long time

to get up to that one.

That's nice.

I'll number one.

That's all.

I'll keep that forever.

I'd have to be pretty cool.

Pretty cool.

The team, or rather this dysfunctional

collection of individuals,

began this build by hijacking the project

away from Jesse's steam

powered leadership.

And now the result is clear.

Fragmented, bickering,

and way behind schedule.

This team has run out of steam.

And is about to run out of gas.

Jesse's itching to do a hitching.

What folks need to suffer

is right for the picking.

His monsters got up to me.

Maybe I can help out.

What's it going to be?

Holy matroning.

Hortotal energy.

You'll be the judge.

Day six, the final build day has arrived.

There is no tomorrow.

The exhausted crew

struggles into the garage.

Although they worked

until 230 in the morning,

Steve did not finish

assembling all of the 26 pipes.

It's all about this working now.

The team seems to be

getting tired of waiting

for Steve's permission to move forward.

The job is done.

And we got one guy

waiting to get it going.

Unfortunately, he spent the

first three and a half days

over West Coast shoppers doing machining.

Tony's a machinist.

He could have definitely assisted him.

Any machinist can machin what

he did in a couple hours.

He may just be the kind of person

who prefers to work by himself.

Unfortunately, this is a group effort.

And we had information.

We needed so a lot of

projects got put off.

Steve and Tana currently

continue assembling pipes.

There's not really anything the rest of

the team can do until the organ is done.

Jesse, who's been reduced

to Steve's Aaron Boy,

heads off to the trucker

store to get some clamps,

which will stabilize the delicate pipes.

The rest of the team looks

for ways to keep busy.

Ray and Jim decide to add garage door

springs to the problematic side doors

to give them a little extra lift.

Does that work for us?

That doesn't.

Tony makes a bracket to mount the

two large compressed nitrogen tanks.

That's just going to give it

its power and cities and steam.

We're going to use nitrogen gas.

Woos.

You're going to get a tank standard?

Yeah, I'm going to do that right now.

The nitrogen tanks will have to

be mounted in the passenger seat.

Since the organ will

barely fit in the back.

Some wedding cake is

brought in for the crew.

And Tony is elected to decorate it.

Ray tests a large ram which will

move the organ and the rear platform.

With her wedding cake decorated,

Tony makes a hood

ornament for the chapel.

Jesse returns from the

trucker store with his bounty.

Steve is finally ready to start

assembling the ranks of the organ pipes.

An impatient Jesse begins welding

support brackets for the pipes.

While Steve is still screwing the

second rank of pipes in place.

The organ is finally assembled and

Jesse pauses to behold its divine glory.

It looks good, but it

still strangely silent.

You ready?

Now the team can work on mounting the 150

-pound organ in the rear of the suburban.

Let's see what we don't see every day.

Jim welds the pivot studs

in place and Tony cuts the

rods that will connect the

rear platform to the organ

so they can deploy

together using one ram.

The ram will move the

platform and the rods

will pull the organ into

the upright position.

The keyboard is set in place before

testing the deployment of the organ.

We are installed and a little

support from above never hurts.

Can we have a time check?

It is 7.30.

7.30.

Okay, let's open it going on here.

Okay, try it.

The organ clearances are acceptable.

Yeah, let's see if the roof shuts.

Oh, yeah.

And you are doing plumbing and wiring?

Plumbing and wiring?

Plumbing and wiring, yeah.

We have to admit that, right?

I'm going to need somebody to help me.

You already got juice to the batteries.

Okay, so this is hot right now.

Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Steve, yeah.

Is it wiring done yet?

No.

Almost.

Okay, cool.

This will be number 15.

How about now?

We're there yet?

No.

Are we there yet?

Can we do any of the plumbing for you?

No.

So we take longer to

explain how to do it.

And I'd have to stop doing

this to explain how to do it.

If you want fast, just watch me happen.

You know if this doesn't work.

You know, it's going to happen to you.

What?

I'm asking you, what

should your punishment be?

What's your 40-hour dash time?

Yeah, how hard is it to

run some freaking lines?

They're getting them guys.

They're both standing around or waiting.

So.

We just got that.

We just got that.

We just got that.

We just got that.

We just got that.

We just got that.

It's not me all day, man.

We're all talking like that.

I won't beat you.

Get in the statue.

We're sort of down in the wire.

And we're waiting to hear

this thing play music.

Everything else works great.

I definitely want the tools.

And I definitely don't

want this thing to fail.

So he's really all sort

of put our faith into him.

But he didn't really keep

any of us in the loop.

You know, talk down to me, especially

when you can't hold your own.

We only got a couple hours left.

And if we fail because of him, he better

get the 40-hour dash run real quick.

It sucks.

It's like undermines the

whole thing about a team.

It's about everybody pulling together.

He just wants to keep

talking down to people.

He hasn't done sh*t.

He just knows how to run his mouth.

And someone's going to

have to shut it for him.

He doesn't work.

I'm going to kick this sh*t.

He's going to kick it.

I share the same

sentiment with those two.

So that's, I guess,

that's what will happen.

Did you ever talk to me like that again?

I don't think it is.

They've been threatened.

Yeah, they've been threatened.

They've been threatened.

You better just watch your mouth.

That's all they're going to happen.

Or it will happen.

You're not promised to.

Take it easy.

Don't.

You take it easy.

I'm trying to make peace, dude.

I don't want it.

In the fourth quarter, Steve's

starting to turn into a

We haven't had a fire for a while here.

Jesse is on a tear, so much for Art

Appreciation Day in the Monster Garage.

This is monster drives,

not monster artsing crap.

Now Steve is finally ready

to start cooking with gas.

The winner lose moment

of truth as it hand.

A veteran is brought in to coax the

nitrogen breathing beast to speak.

It is Jackie Florey, the organist

from Long Beach's own Queen Mary.

I've been the organist at the Queen

Mary wedding chapel for three years.

And she settles her experienced

fingers on the ivories.

There is a rare hush of

anticipation in the garage.

The organist is still uncomfortably loud

and even more uncomfortably out of tune.

Jackie perseveres through the dry run.

The tortured sounds of this

organ are a fitting backdrop

to the deathfroes of this

team's broken marriage.

While the team files for divorce, Tom

Pruitt gives the chapel some love.

And it was basically a

silver primer sealer,

actually the primer

itself has metallic in it.

And then we're going to top it

off with the big silver flag.

The average cost of a U

.S. wedding is $20,000.

The average cost of a

U.S. divorce? $20,000.

Okay, fans were living large

in the number 1 garage.

There's another monster on the

loose, so you know what that means?

I'm big square.

And I'm cranky white side.

And this is the start of

another monster garage.

Challenge.

Yes, he's looking bad

in a bad a*s suburban.

He's silver streaking right into city.

And swag?

It's Valentine's Day.

Jesse doesn't want trouble.

He's a man of the cloth now.

Reverend James is looking for love.

Let's ride Frankie.

It's the super bowl of bondage.

And the master minister wants to weld

two people together in monster matrimony.

In a town known for wacky ways to wed.

One lucky couple is about

to make hitching history.

Paul, Jesse, these are some victims.

I mean, volunteers.

The start-ups.

Now this is baked old school.

What's up with these two, Frank?

They look like a

honeymoon that's over me.

Before it even started.

swag.

It's just not right.

It's Valentine's Day.

They're breaking my heart.

Vincent, car.

Dude, that's a Ferrari Daytona Spider.

Rare and expensive.

Hey.

How you guys doing?

You're not looking too happy.

Is there something I can help you with?

Came all this way to get married

and there's no place to go.

Everybody's booked.

We have nowhere to go.

You mean nobody will

marry you or something?

Well, maybe I can help.

Okay?

Dude, who's the dude?

The start-ups is Wayne's world.

And that's him.

Wayne Newton.

Jesse.

Yes, Wayne.

Listen.

I got a couple here that

looked pretty foreign.

You think you can help him out?

Ciao.

He's on his way.

Thank you.

Okay.

You guys have a great

life together, okay?

God bless you.

Now that's what I call class.

He's in a class by himself.

Mr. Newton, my stickerage, salute you.

They don't make him like that anymore.

And there's only one guy

who makes him like this.

Who am I?

Who am I, Mr. Wetlock?

Watch it unfold.

What is this?

This is good.

If you're going to build a

chapel, it's better have an order.

Let's listen, folks.

Wow.

Ouch.

Behind the wheel.

He trim his blue collar for a white one.

But don't cross him.

He's a bad a*s believer.

The good Reverend.

Jesse James.

Chris Sarah.

Wayne called me, said

you guys need to be it.

Looked up with the wedding.

That's right.

That's true.

All right.

We got some rings.

Hey, look at this.

Still living in style

by the best bellhop.

And the far maiden of honor.

Sarah, you take Chris

to be your main man.

I do.

Chris to take Sarah to be your old lady.

All right, guys.

Go ahead, kiss.

Make it snappy.

All right.

Here you go.

Jesse lays down his stamp of approval.

Hey, y'all.

The suckers.

Don't watch that off.

You're going to mess it up.

All right.

Go ahead.

Let's try Jesse.

Keep them moving.

Kids walk the walk.

Two boys.

Check.

Go.

So, cheap, champagne.

Look, tanks on a roll.

No time to cut.

Eat it.

That's Jesse's cuter.

But he's got no time for bad receptions.

Miss conceptions.

And Wembee teams that blow off steam.

Just the client's safe.

You, pansies.

Because he's got metal to burn.

Sparks to fly.

But the expots dig a notch.

Talent is just around.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Hey, guys!

A full set of manning tools

is all that's needed to

heal the wounds of the week.

Tyler?

Here.

Steve?

Tools?

Munga?

See these?

Congratulations!

Wow!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh!

Hey, Steve!

Oh, you weren't here.

Oh, no!