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02x08 - Commit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Everyone Is Doing Great". Aired: January 12, 2021.*
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Five years after the end of their hit series "Eternal," Seth and Jeremy lean on each other as they struggle to regain their former level of success and relevance.

02x08 - Commit

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[rain pattering]

[up-tempo piano music playing]

[sighs]

[pills rattling]

[pounding on door]

-f*ck!

-[Seth] Hey, man.

-Yep, yep. Uh-huh.

-[Seth] You awake?

-One second.

-[Seth] Put your pecker away!

Hey, man.

I thought we agreed

to keep the door unlocked?

Oh, yeah, I don’t know

what’s goin' on with that, sorry.

Did you know we had five hours

of photos today?

-Are you serious?

-Yeah.

-What is that?

-A schedule. You didn’t get one?

I did not know there was a schedule.

Hey, do you have any, uh, hair gel?

-What?

-Hair gel I could borrow?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought we were just hangin'

out for a few hours, man.

What is this?

What the f*ck

happened in here, man?

f*cking pigsty.

Been here less than 24 hours.

-I’ve been busy.

-Busy?

Doing what?

I made my bed, by the way.

What?

-Do you want to see it?

-Nope.

-I made my bed.

-I know you’re lying.

I swear to God, dude.

[upbeat music playing]

[Izzy] Dude, thank you so much

for letting me tag along for this trip.

I’m so excited to go

and just sh**t stuff,

and work on my framing

and my mise-en-scène.

-Your mise-en-what now?

-My mise-en-scène.

Hmm. Did you Google that

or did you know that word?

No, I just learnt it.

I’m gonna knock out

this convention with the dudes,

and then we’ll meet back here

and paint the town red.

-Oh, my God, I’m so excited.

-I’m feelin' it.

I’m feelin' jazzy.

feel like Florida’s for me.

-[laughs] Oh, I think it is.

-Oh speaking of,

did you pack those-- those weed gummies?

Uh, I did. I’m sure I did.

They’re in my black, um

yeah, but they’re not,

like, at the top there.

If you--

Oh. Meow, meow.

Preparation.

No. As you recall,

I always travel with condoms.

I do recall you always traveling

with condoms

when traveling

with Seth Stewart.

That’s what I-- Because he would

"forget" them, remember?

Seth’s here, so that’s--

Excuse me, like, you can talk,

because I saw you at the airport

with your little--

-[mockingly] "Jeremy!"

-[laughs] Shut up.

-"Where is he?"

-Shut up!

I needed to pee,

so that’s why you might have

thought that.

I was looking in his direction.

He was sat by the bathrooms.

I was busting. I needed to pee.

He was there, so I kept looking at him

So, you were

longingly looking at the bathroom.

Strap up your business and let’s go,

we’re gonna be late.

Okay, okay.

Should we bring those condoms, or--

-H-Honestly, mate.

-I was just checking,

because you said

you travel with them every day.

I do travel with them all the time!

Oh, so are you gonna announce

the Picking Daisy role

at the convention today?

Nope, it’s not a done deal yet.

Why not?

Because I’m just kind of marinating it

for a little while.

I want to make sure

I’m 100 percent, you know?

Isn’t this, like, exactly

what you’ve been waiting for?

-Maybe it is, but maybe it’s--

-It’s been a month and a half.

Hey, hey, hey, no, no.

Maybe it’s a one-way ticket

to being typecast.

-Typecast as what?

-As the shirtless guy.

I don’t want to play shirtless guy

for ten years, man.

Do you know what that means?

I-I have to take steroids.

HGH, pomegranates every day.

Celery juice every morning.

Like, intermittent fasting all the time.

-Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

-Like, I can’t eat pizza.

Dude, I see exactly what’s going on here.

You’re getting in your head.

This is your, like,

obsessive thing you do.

You gotta stop this, man.

You’re gonna talk yourself

out of a totally golden opportunity here.

No, man, I got it

completely under control.

I just don’t wanna sign on the dotted line

until I feel it in my bones.

I wanna feel it in my sphincter.

-You know, when you get that feeling?

-Okay, yeah, yeah.

Just don’t blow it.

What about Andrea, man?

What about her?

Just gonna avoid her all day

like you did at the airport?

I didn’t avoid her

at the airport yesterday.

You literally stopped at every single shop

on the way to the gate.

I literally forgot every single toiletry

on the way out of the house.

What did you do in Victoria’s Secret?

-Ah.

-All right, honestly,

things have been a little off.

Okay? They have.

She said what she said,

and I-I didn’t handle it very well.

But I apologized for that,

and I have been making an effort

to be extra nice lately.

I’ve been sending

all those emoji’s on the texts.

Keeping it light, you know?

You’ve been using a lot

of the thumb’s up reaction emoji.

-That’s a positive thing.

-It’s a little condescending.

How about some words?

I don’t wanna use too many words, man.

Well, she’s in a really tough place

right now, okay?

She’s going through something,

and she’s very confused,

and she probably

didn’t even mean what she said.

So I just-- I don’t want

to read too much into it

and jump the g*n and just--

Come on, man.

You know what I mean.

You could be a little more cordial.

Are you f*cking serious, man?

Is this what you’re wearing today?

Yeah, why?

-Stand up.

-What?

Stand right here. Stand up, come on.

That’s my f*cking shirt, man.

-You gave me this shirt.

-I let you borrow that shirt.

You said I looked great in it

and I could have it.

Yeah, for a hipster lumberjack.

Look how wrinkled it is now, man.

It’s all dirty.

Have you even washed the thing?

That’s the look. It's-- It’s rugged.

People are paying good money

to take a photo with you today.

You’ve got to be

more presentable than this.

That's why I chose this shirt.

It's Eternal colors.

Okay, well, would your mom take

a photo with you in that shirt?

I-- I don’t know what my mom

has to do with this,

but I’ll change the shirt.

[Seth] f*ck, man.

f*cking boot sh*t on my bed.

-[Jeremy] I’m coming.

-[Seth] Can’t wait.

What about this?

Nope, now we’re matching.

Put on somethin' else.

[up-tempo piano music playing]

[Izzy] All jokes aside,

are you ready to spend

all day with Jeremy?

Yeah, I think it’ll be great.

I don’t regret what I said.

Um, you know,

I know that he’s vulnerable

and I don’t want to be the one

to destabilize him,

so I’m just-- I’m giving him

his space, you know?

Maybe he’s not quite as vulnerable

as you think he is.

-No?

-Mm-hmm.

I think he’s been doin' the work.

And who knows?

Maybe this is all just part of your story,

having to lose each other

to be reminded of what you had.

I do wonder what would have happened

had I-- had I got him help sooner.

Like, maybe I’d still be employed.

Maybe Jeremy wouldn’t be a felon.

Maybe we’d still be married.

Yeah. Couples therapy, mate.

Skip a step.

Well, thank you so much.

Where was this advice a year ago?

Say no more.

Okay. Oh, we’re doing it?

How’s that?

Yes. Oh, meow.

-Stop it.

-No, you stop it.

[Jeremy] Six p.m., prom night.

We’re going to a prom?

Did you bring a suit for that, or--

You excited to see Izzy?

No, man, I’m just antsy. We’re late.

The quicker we get started,

the quicker we’re done.

I want to try some Cuban food.

Do you think anything could happen

between you guys this weekend?

No, man.

That’s a terrible idea for many reasons.

First off, we’re probably gonna be

workin' together.

-Right?

-Sure. Yeah.

Secondly, it’s not really just like

a one-night stand with her, you know?

It’s like a multiple-night stand.

I can’t do that right now.

I promised myself

I’d sit on the sidelines.

-Hmm.

-Cold little heart can’t take any more.

It still kinda feels like

somethin' could happen.

Nope, nope. I didn’t pack any condoms

for that exact reason.

They sell condoms in the lobby.

I mean, we’re all here.

Everything that you just said

kinda makes it sound like

the timing is right, you know?

What if this is destiny?

You reading Jane Austen right now?

What does this have to do

with monkeys, dude?

I’m talking about you and Izzy

getting back together.

-It’s a nice thought, isn’t it?

-You know what, man?

You’re so adamant about it.

Why don’t you go for Izzy?

-That was so lazy, dude.

-I’m just saying.

Goin' through a lot of changes.

Maybe he’s a blond guy now.

First of all, it has nothing to do

with the color of their hair.

It’s what’s on the inside.

Second of all,

seems like you guys

are gonna have sex.

That’s all I’m sayin'.

Tuck your b*ner, bro.

Tuck your b*ner.

-Hey!

-Hi.

-How are you?

-You look really nice.

-Oh!

-Thank you, so do you.

-I like this shirt.

-Oh, thank you.

[emcee] All right, everybody.

Welcome to Fang Fantasy Con 7.

Who’s ready to have a fangtastic time?

[cheering]

[upbeat music plays]

[indistinct chattering]

-Thank you very much.

-How are you?

-Good to see you.

-[women cheering]

Cool.

-Thank you.

-Have a good one.

-[laughing]

-Who’s this?

Oh, it’s Cassidy.

-After my--

-After your character.

Awesome. Great. Thank you so much.

-Thank you so much!

-[Andrea] Okay.

[Seth] Oh, like on a knee?

Yeah, down on one knee, pretty please.

Okay, okay. [clears throat]

-Like that?

-[woman] Yes.

Is-- Is everything--

Oh, sorry, no,

we’ll just do that again.

Yeah, okay.

Thank you.

-Bite me?

-No.

-No?

-No.

-Can you bite me?

-Oh, no, no, no.

[snarling]

[women cheering]

[blowing bubbles]

My cheeks are cramping.

Sit down, dude.

His face, Jeremy.

The cheeks on his face.

Is my cheek twitching?

[Izzy] Oh, my God. There you are.

-I got so lost.

-Oh!

Ended up in the Buffy green room.

It’s a f*cking party in there.

So I figured you guys

might need a little drinkie-poo.

Oh, my gosh! Hero.

How are you?

Well played. Well played.

-Non-alcoholic tequila.

-Oh.

-And this is for you.

-Yes.

-Did you take some pictures?

-Yeah!

-Can I see?

-Sure, look, look.

-Pour the drinks, please.

-Oh!

-[Izzy] Sit down.

-[Andrea] What’d you get?

-[Izzy] I’ve had a magic day.

-[Andrea] Have you?

[Izzy] Magic day, as you’ll see.

I found a karaoke spot.

-[Jeremy] Oh, God.

-Oh, sh*t.

Oh, yeah.

[Jeremy] Someone wants to dance

with somebody.

-I think so. Oh, my God, man.

-[laughs]

-So madame, monsieur.

-[Andrea] Thank you.

These are so good.

This guy on the bench.

[Izzy] I know!

I’m really proud of that one.

[Seth] That’s really good

composition, too.

[Izzy] Thank you.

-You should do some directing.

-No, stop.

Hey.

Hey, man.

What’s up?

You, uh-- You all right?

Just havin' a drink.

I’m totally good. This is normal.

I’ve been drinking

for about a month now, in moderation,

like a normal human being.

Okay, have you talked

to your sponsor about this?

[Jeremy] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We-- You know, we discussed it.

Bottom line is, it’s just

kind of different for everyone.

You know, everybody’s got their own path,

and I happen to, you know,

have this under control, so

Okay, Izzy I might--

I might hold off on the drink.

I don’t-- I don’t feel comfortable.

Okay, all right. All right, guys.

I can tell that I freaked you out.

I’m really sorry about that.

That was-- That was stupid.

I shouldn’t have just poured

a drink in front of you like that.

Um, I’m here, all right?

Because you guys

are my friends, I love you,

I will be honest with you.

Like, can we just talk about this?

[Izzy] Yeah.

Well, it just kinda feels like

you were h-hiding it.

Like, that concerns me a little bit.

Well, uh, yeah.

That’s kinda because

I didn’t want this to happen.

[chuckles]

I didn’t want it to get weird, you know?

I just wanted it to be normal.

Come on, man. We are the last people

that are gonna judge you.

-Have you been hitting the--

-[Andrea] Meetings?

-[Seth] The meetings.

-[Jeremy] The meetings? Yeah, yeah.

I stopped going to the meetings, you know,

because I don’t really

have a problem anymore

with alcohol, right?

I mean, I never even drank

much more than you did, Seth.

Sometimes I drank less.

Well, I mean, at the end there,

you were definitely drinkin'

a lot more, so

-[Jeremy] That’s fair.

-That was a bit of a concern.

I’ve learned a lot about myself

going to the meetings, right?

-That was a great experience, right?

-I learned a lot.

I-I promise you

it’s not a problem, okay?

You have nothin' to worry about.

I’ve thought a lot about this.

I’m paying very close attention

to it, all right?

Okay, w-well, maybe just talk about, like,

a backup plan

if things don’t turn out okay.

-Yeah, like some parameters.

-That would be good.

[Jeremy] Yes, parameters are, uh

You know, if you see me

getting too f*cked up,

just call me out, you know?

-Yeah.

-If you catch me doin' lines

off of a toilet seat,

then just kick my a*s

back to rehab, you know what I mean?

-Like, it’s not--

-It wouldn’t be the first time.

[all laugh]

[Jeremy] Let’s do it.

All right, cheers. Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Love you guys.

And we’re toasting to

Team Eternal, sorry to interrupt.

We are ready for you guys

on the main stage.

If you can follow me out to the hallway

when you’re ready,

I will meet you right out here.

-[Izzy] Cheers!

-[Jeremy] All right.

-Oh, you’re coming with us.

-We need you to come.

You’re gonna want

to take pictures of this.

Everybody’s going to the panel.

Everybody’s going to the panel.

So we are speeding down the highway,

trying to catch this flight.

And of course,

the cop pulls us over.

Uh, it’s 2 a.m., mind you.

The cop looks in the window.

He flashes his flashlight on me.

-I’m in full Damian makeup.

-[audience laughs]

Flashes it over to Jeremy

in the front seat.

-Full Luke makeup.

-[laughter]

The cop looks at us, he’s like,

"What the hell are you two doing?

It is June, weirdos."

[woman] We have a question up here.

Oh, question in the front. Yeah, please.

Hi. So I was wondering,

would you guys ever consider

doing an Eternal reunion?

-[cheering]

-[Seth] Ooh.

I mean I-I definitely would not say no.

[cheering, applause]

Seth?

I mean, Damian’s not gonna say no.

Come on.

[cheering]

Well, I’m not gonna say no.

-[cheering]

-[Seth] And there it is!

-Whoa.

-Can’t say no now.

I was not expecting that.

[all chanting]

Eternal reunion!

-Eternal reunion!

-[Jeremy] Whoa!

Eternal reunion!

Eternal reunion!

[Jeremy] I gotta get this.

Eternal reunion!

Eternal reunion!

Eternal reunion!

Eternal reunion!

[all cheering]

You guys are awesome!

[rock music playing]

I have never seen anything like this.

I think we started something here.

[Seth] Whoo! What a day.

-Do you want to have a drink?

-What?

Before we go back out,

do you want to have a little drink?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I think I got some--

I think I have some beers

in the fridge.

No, no, no, I got--

I got the tequila.

-Oh.

-See?

You took that

from the convention?

Yeah. There’s still, like, half left.

-Okay.

-Hey, did you sign that baby?

-Yeah, dude.

-You did?

-I signed two babies, actually.

-What?

I just signed the one.

Yeah, I signed one on the forehead

and one on the arm.

[Jeremy] Oh, my God, dude,

like with a Sharpie

and with a little baby,

what’s the deal with consent?

You’re writing on a baby with a Sharpie.

If the mom does,

but yeah, it’s more of like

the Sharpie on the skin of a baby?

-Is that okay?

-It’s strange, it’s weird.

-Hey, do you want a double here?

-No, no, no.

You know what?

Um, how are you feeling, man?

Oh, I f-- I feel great.

Yeah. Dude, that was--

That was an amazing day.

That was like--

like a spiritual experience, honestly.

I really underestimated

how it would feel

to, like, put smiles on people’s faces.

Like, I-I feel like I’m finally--

I’m finally being of service.

-You know?

-That’s great, man.

[Jeremy] Yeah. Thank you.

I’m actually talkin' about the booze.

Oh. Oh, I feel good. Yeah.

You-- You’re all right?

-Do I seem all right?

-Yeah.

No, I mean, a little amped up,

but I just want

to make sure you’re okay.

Yeah. Yeah, I’m good.

I feel like you should know

that, like,

you’re still fun without the alcohol.

You know that, right?

Like, you don’t need the booze

to be a fun guy.

You’re a fun guy without it.

Like, we still love Jeremy

no matter what.

What happened at the convention

was a new conversation.

-Yeah.

-Right?

This is a good place for you to be.

We-- We like you right here.

I mean, I really--

I can’t tell you how good

it makes me feel

to hear you say that, and

-I love you, man.

-I love you too, man.

-Good.

-Yeah.

So you don’t wanna drink these, or--

Um, let’s set the boundaries.

We talked about them, right?

-Right, yes. Yeah.

-All right?

-That’s a good idea.

-So, you know,

maybe before taking double shots,

let’s just do like a drink an hour.

One drink per hour,

or one drink plus an hour plus a water.

So, one drink, and then I wait

an hour and then I have a water?

Yeah, so that’s it right there.

One, one, one.

One drink, one hour, one water.

-Okay.

-Okay?

What about a shot?

Does that count as a drink?

Let’s just keep it pretty chill.

-Right?

-Yes.

-Like, pretty

-Pretty chill. Mellow.

-monitored.

-Moderation.

Keep it in moderation.

-That’s the word I was looking for.

-Moderation.

So, I won’t take those.

Uh, I’ll just leave this here.

Just leave it there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Appreciate it, man. All right. Sweet.

-I’ll be quick.

-Yeah, yeah, grab a water.

[sighs]

[Andrea singing drunkenly]

-[Andrea] Hey!

-Hello, mate.

Hello, mate!

Hi! How are you?

Look, I got us some firm pillows

to replace those

deplorable squishy things.

-Ugh, you’re a dream.

-You’re a dream. How are you?

Why’d you sneak off early?

Where’d you go?

Tell me everything.

Um, I just went and had

another little look around the city.

-Oh yeah?

-I went gator hunting and all sorts.

But, I saw that panel.

Holy sh*t, you got them going.

I mean, it was crazy, man.

I was like, I was not expecting

that kind of buzz in there.

Like, the crowd wants that,

like, a lot a lot.

The show lives on. People like it.

It was a nice feeling.

Champagne?

I mean, is that something

that you would ever

consider doing?

Hypothetically?

I think I would. I think--

I don’t know,

I guess the last few months

have changed my perspective on things.

And it would clearly

make everyone really happy.

Like the fans, and Seth would be

really stoked, I think.

And Jeremy would probably

pee his pants.

And I-I-I don’t know.

I think-- I think I’ve sort of

come around on the idea of it.

And it would obviously

make you very happy, so

Are you okay?

Yes.

-Great.

-Yeah?

Fantastic.

-Thank you.

-You’re welcome.

-Wait.

-Yes.

-Cheers.

-Cheers.

Are you sure you’re okay?

Yes, I promise.

Because if this is about the whole

"us three and you" thing,

y-you don’t have to worry

about that anymore.

Honestly, we’ve all

grown up a lot, and

Can you look at me, please?

Looking.

Look a bit more.

-I’m looking at your soul now.

-Good.

That’s never gonna happen again.

I promise.

-I know, right?

-Good.

Because I was never

actually really worried about it.

-No?

-No. At all.

Mainly because tonight

we’re all fanging out.

[both laugh]

What’s wrong with you?

You've lost your mind.

Stupid idiot!

Stupid idiot.

Okay, fine! Okay, fine!

[Jeremy] It’s a mattress.

-It’s a what?

-[Seth] It’s a manatee.

-A giant underwater teddy bear.

-Oh!

You lost me at teddy.

It’s the kind of animal you

would want as a pet underwater.

[all laugh]

-What do we got here?

-[waiter] From the table behind.

[Andrea] Oh.

Thank you so much.

-Thank you.

-Thank you!

Has it been an hour?

-Good call, by the way.

-Well done.

Yes. Finish that water

-[Andrea] There you go.

and you’re gonna be good.

[all] Cheers.

-I didn’t get a drink with anyone.

-[Andrea] Bottoms up.

[indistinct chattering]

Hi.

Are you okay?

-Yes.

-Yes.

I’m proud of you.

And I-I want you to be happy.

And so I just want you to know

that I'm-- I’m here for you

if you have a bad day

or you need to talk to someone.

I want to be one

of those people for you.

Thank you. That means a lot.

[upbeat music playing]

City on fire

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

City’s on fire

Remember when we all

were singing "Mr. Brightside"

at that karaoke place?

And we got on the table

with the cops.

-[gasps] And we just kept singing.

-We kept going.

-Just kept singing.

-All covered in glass on the ground.

As white people, it is our duty

to finish "Mr. Brightside"

when we start it.

Oh, that was such a fun night.

So good.

[Izzy] Love those dickheads. Love them.

So, are you excited

about sh**ting another season

of Eternal with them?

[laughs] What are you talkin' about?

Oh, an Eternal reunion.

Get out of here.

That’s not happening.

No one’s taking that seriously.

It’s not a real thing.

-You know what I am excited for?

-[Izzy] Hmm?

sh**ting a season

of Picking Daisy.

-Yay.

-[Seth] Mm-hmm.

I think it’s gonna be really cute.

Well, I’m-- I'm glad

we’re actually talkin' about this,

because, you know,

I’ve been thinking about it.

Like, I really admire

what you’ve been doing with the show.

Like, your dedication to it,

and the fact that you’re directing

this season.

-It was your idea.

-[Seth] No, it’s all you.

I know the show means more

to you now than it ever has.

-Yup.

-So, I want you

to be straight with me right now.

Do we really think I can do this?

-Seth.

-Come on.

Comedy’s a whole different world.

Like, there’s a lot at stake here.

What if it’s a misstep?

What if your show suffers because of me?

Oh, please.

Okay, how many pros and cons lists

do you have at home

about doing Picking Daisy?

Okay, in your head right now,

you’re all alone out there.

But you forget that it’s gonna be

me and you.

I’m gonna be there every step of the way,

whether you like it or not.

But this is not just us,

like, doin' our audition tapes.

-This is every single day.

-Yeah!

-And now it’s finally gonna be rewarded.

-There's money on the line,

there's jobs on the line.

Okay, you know what? Enough of this.

-It’s your career.

-Enough. Enough of this waffling.

I wouldn’t have let this go as long

if I didn’t know that you could do it.

But you’ve got to know.

You’ve got to know that you can do it.

And that’s it. It’s--

It’s all or nothing, baby.

If-- If this is gonna work,

I’m gonna need you to commit.

-All or nothing.

-All or nothing.

[Andrea and Jeremy singing]

The stranger in my mirror

She looks at me and cries

I tried so hard to be her

Oh, God. No, no, no, no.

And I think

She’ll surely die

Come on!

[Andrea] Get up! Get up!

Get up right now!

Save me, I’m afraid

Of all the things

That I’ve become

I am eternal

This monster I’ve become

Did it all for love

Gave it all

For my dark angel

Pain has made me numb

I watch it go

Into the arms

Of my dark angel

Save me

Save me

Save me, I’m afraid

Of all the things

That I’ve become

Save me

Save me

Save me

My dark angel

[crickets chirping]

Izzy!

-Izzy!

-What?

[whispering] Vindication!

[Andrea chuckles] Yeah. Okay.

My dark angel

I have stalled as long as I can, Seth.

They’ve agreed literally

to every one of your deal points.

I even got you that

personal trainer you wanted.

I didn’t ask for that. You did.

Damn right I did.

I miss those washboard abs, all right?

You’ll never get them back

if we don’t close this b*tch.

Put a signature on that contract

before your flight.

Easy there, cowboy.

Let me take another look

at it on the plane,

get my feet back

on the ground in L.A.

One more sleep, all right?

I’ll have an answer to you

by tomorrow afternoon.

-Promise?

-Promise.

Pinkie promise?

Bye, Jason.

Sorry about that, man.

14.97, man.

f*ck. I left one of my credit cards

at the bar last night.

sh*t. Per diem.

Did it all for love

Gave it all

To my dark angel

Bloody Mary, huh?

Uh, yeah, just a little

hair of the dog.

-Hopefully the only one.

-Dude, you see this?

-What am I looking at?

-I did an edit of last night,

and it went fully viral.

This is insane, man.

I’ve never seen anything like this.

Whoa, look at all those views.

-TikTok?

-Yeah, TikTok.

Can you f*cking believe this?

-It’s just--

-Wild.

-[Andrea] Good morning.

-Hi.

-Hello.

-Morning.

-[Jeremy] Morning.

-[Seth] Morning.

-Uh, how’d you sleep?

-[Izzy] How are you?

-Pretty good, yeah.

-You look sprightly, you?

-When did you leave?

-Like a baby.

-Got up early. Needed a shower.

-Oh. Um, I’ve got to take this.

-I’ll meet you out the front.

-Okay. Okay cool.

Excuse me. Hi.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You guys are all

checked out and stuff?

Yeah. I got some, uh,

waters, by the way.

-Oh, love it.

-[Andrea] Are you serious?

[chuckles] Oh, my God.

Yes, I’m stoked. That’s amazing.

All right, we’ll chat then.

Thanks, guys. Thank you.

So that was my agent.

The studio called.

Apparently, the convention

blew up the internet,

and they want to do

a reunion season of Eternal.

-Shut the f*ck up.

-Are you serious?

[Andrea] I will not.

-Are you-- Are you serious?

-I’m serious!

That’s what they just said.

-I don’t know.

-Oh, my God!

-[Andrea] They want to do it!

-What?

-[Jeremy] Oh, my God!

-No way! Ah!

-Yes!

-[Seth] Oh, my God!

I’m serious.

I can’t believe this is happening.

[laughs] Oh, he’s crying.

-[Jeremy] Dude

-Oh, my God!

That’s amazing!

-TikTok!

-TikTok!

And this guy going from unemployed

to two series regulars.

Seth Stewart, ladies and gentleman.

When it rains, it pours.

It really does!

Oh, there’s more.

So apparently they’ve already had

a writer’s room going,

and they wanna move fast.

And, I quote, they’re dusting off the sets

as we speak,

because they wanna start sh**ting

in three or four months.

-What? This is insane.

-[Andrea] I know.

[Izzy] Three of four months?

That’s halfway through

our Picking Daisy sh**t.

[Andrea] Is it?

-[Jeremy] Is it?

-[Izzy] Yeah.

Oh.

Well, that’s-- that's okay, right?

We can-- We can make that work.

[Andrea splutters] Yeah, we have to

make it work.

-Yeah. Yeah.

-Where there’s a will, there’s a way,

as they say.

-You know?

-I-I guess so.

Yeah, I mean, it’s not like

it’s an all-or-nothing scenario, right?

Seth? You all right?

Seth, this is good.

This is good. This is good news.

[Jeremy] It happens all the time.

[Andrea] You can do it.

[Jeremy] Seth?

[Andrea] Seth?

Seth, we have to do it.

[Jeremy] It happens all the time.

[Andrea] We’ll make it work, right?

[Jeremy] Say something, please.

You’re a star

You’re a star

Don’t you know

You’re a star?

Don’t you know

You’re a star?

Don’t you know

You’re a star?

Don’t you know

You’re a star?

Extraordinary stars

Extraordinary star

Extraordinary stars

You’re a star

You’re a star

Don’t you know

You’re a star?

Don’t you know

You’re a star?

Don’t you know

You’re a star?

Don’t you know

You’re a star?