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02x09 - Eggs!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles". Aired: April 28, 2022.*
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Teenage Rabbit Samurai Yuichi, a descendant of the great warrior Miyamoto Usagi, embarks on an epic quest to become a true samurai.

02x09 - Eggs!

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- [sinister music playing]
- [robot screeching]

[screeching continues]

[screeching stops]

[Kiyoko] Uh, my neck was k*lling me.

I was so scrunched up.

Hey, everybody.

Why so tense?

Is that...

It can't be.

Kiyoko?

[Kiyoko] Duh, yes.

[Spot whimpers]

[Kiyoko] Hey, Spot!

[whimpering]

[Kiyoko chuckles] Oh! It's me, buddy!

Oh, who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

Oh! You want a chewy?
Yeah? Uh-huh? You want a chewy?

[Spot laughing]

Okay, uh, I have questions.

[Kiyoko] Like, what are you?

[Kagehito] You are a Makkine w*r machine!

[Kiyoko] Wow. So judgy.

I don't like the whole w*r label.

I am a learning machine,
and I've been learning from all of you.

- Mostly Kitsune.
- [Kitsune gasps]

[Kiyoko] Hiya, Kitsy!

Yoki!

[both] Finger bump!

Boom!

If I had learned from warbotto,

then, yeah, I'd be a w*r machine.

But you've made me,
I guess, a friend machine.

Usagi, Kagehito,
come with me to the temple.

It's urgent.

Just checking, is Kiyoko a Makkine biomech
now, but she's on our side?

Yes.

Yeah, I thought that would happen.

Come on.
The fate of Kagehito's people is at stake.

[dramatic music playing]

You're like the little sister I never had,

except giant.

[Kiyoko] And you're like my big sister,
only teeny.

- Oh my gosh, we should totally celebrate!
- Oh, my gosh, we totally should.

The warbotto will be searching for Kiyoko.

Yeah, we gotta keep her hidden.

And they already left.

[sighs] We better go find them
before the warbotto do.

[intriguing music playing]

Ahh! The light
from those things is horrible!

We're trying to get rid
of the surface light and what do we do?

Use the only thing that's worse!

Sorry, Admiral, but we have to weld
these storage batteries together.

If we connect a bunch of 'em, we should
be able to drain energy from the Ki-Stone.

Yes, and Neo Edo
will be plunged into darkness forever.

- Ow!
- It was my plan, dingus.

I know how it works.

Who's talking? I can't see anything
after using that torch.

This should be just about ready.

[crash]

It's called gravity, kid. Try it sometime.

Well, start welding them together again.

As soon as we're done,
we'll attack the Ki-Stone Temple,

then bats will rule the night!

[bats] Yeah!

If it doesn't work,
it's nice to have a project.

Ow! Who did that?

[dramatic music playing]

[sinister music playing]

[warbotto] Thank you for scheduling
a biomech initialization session.


[power surging]

[biomech 2] Biomech Two.

[biomech 3] Biomech Three.

[biomech 4] Biomech Four.

[biomech 5] Whoa-h*-h*, fellow biomechs.
This is wild!

Mechabuma!

I mean, beep-bop. I am a robotto, baby.

[biomech] Unauthorized personality
elements detected.


[Mechabuma] No, no, no,
I was just hanging out in a Mogura tunnel

and I picked up some bad habits, you dig?

[biomech] Commencing personality
recalibration. Please remain calm.


[Mechabuma] Not cool, man.

[device beeping]

[biomech] Biomech Five acknowledged.

[warbotto] Congratulations.
We invite you to form the Mega Biomech.


Unfortunately, we are missing Biomech One.
Please disassemble.


Biomech One is required
to complete the Mega Biomech.


Commence searching immediately.

[beeping]

[intriguing music playing]

So, Kagehito,

your people, the Unu,
are all in this Quantum Bubble.

The Makkine froze them in time
and shrunk them,

but you don't know how they did it.

[Kagehito] That is correct.

And you need to find out
so you can reverse it.

So I made this machine.

It can yank your spirit selves
out of your bodies

and sh**t them down into the bubble.

Here's an informative
presentation about it.

When you're in there,

you'll see a cord, a thin beam of light,
sh**ting up from your head.

It's like a spirit energy charging cord
keeping you connected to your bodies.

It'll get thinner and thinner,
and as it gets thinner, you'll get weaker.

In about an hour, it will disappear
and you'll be stuck in there forever.

Except before that happens,

I'll use your cord to yank you out
like a fish on a line.

Easy peasy.

I mean, not with a fishing pole.

I'll actually press that big button.

So I will be able to see my people?

Yes.

Uh, this isn't going to draw
too much power from the Ki-Stone, is it?

[scoffs] Nah, I'm using some
old batteries that still had a charge.

[laughs nervously] Okay, is that safe?

Sure. Maybe.

Probably not.

Who knows?

But we have to do it this way

because pulling even a tiny little bit of
extra energy from the Ki-Stone right now

could allow that gateway to open.

Are you ready?

[Kagehito] You do not have to do this.

I know, but I want to help.

Who's got spirit? We got spirit!

And let's go! Ikuzo!

[power surging]

[mysterious music playing]

Huh?

[chirps]

[Kagehito] I never...

I never thought
I would see my people again.

They're frozen,

but they seem so alive.

[grunts] Whoa! It's like being in a cloud.

[energy crackling]

[exclaims]

I saw it. I saw the Unu's memory.

[Kagehito] You saw her memory?

Yeah, fire and destruction.

Warbotto blasting Unus.

I think it was the invasion of your world.

[Kagehito] So we can
access their memories just by...

[crackling]

[Kagehito] It seems
we can only see a brief moment.

We will need to find the memory of someone
who was inside the Makkine w*r Mountain.

The what?

[Kagehito] Their battle headquarters.

It is where I believe
they keep the device I must learn about.

In the w*r Mountain,
we will find the answers we seek.

Wow. That's a lot of Unu.
We'd better get to work.

[bystanders screaming]

[upbeat music playing]

- [upbeat music continues]
- [glass shatters]

[upbeat music continues]

[inaudible]

[laughing] This has been such a great day.

- Whoa!
- There you are!

Kiyoko, you need
to come back to the mansion!

Those warbotto could be anywhere.

[Kiyoko] Those things will never find me.

JK. They're totally right here.

[sinister music playing]

[warbotto] Thank you
for your cooperation.


[Kiyoko] I could hear 'em coming.

So clangy.

We'll protect you.

[warbotto] Please hold.

[dramatic music playing]

[all gasping]

[Kiyoko laughing]

[Kiyoko] That was pretty good, right?

[Chizu] Looks like some kind of scanner.

That must be how they found Kiyoko.

Are you okay?

Chizu is right. I should never have
let you out of the house.

[Kiyoko] Are you kidding?

Those warbotto are about as dangerous
as rice ba*ls.

Come on, we're going back to Gen's.

You never let me do anything fun.

We were just at the arcade.

Yeah, but never in the last three minutes.

You're coming home
right now, little sister.

[Kiyoko groaning]

All I'm finding is destruction,
destruction, destruction.

[Kagehito] Here.

Usagi, this is the mark of an Unu warrior.

They fought the Makkine directly.

They may have been in the w*r Mountain.

- Look for this emblem.
- [Usagi] Got it.

[Kagehito sighs heavily]

Come on.

I think I saw it.

Through the gateway,
something like a mountain.

[Kagehito] We must find more warriors.

Yeah, yeah, but it's getting harder.

[Kagehito] Our cords are growing thin.

We are nearly out of time.

We have to hurry.

[whimpers]

Don't worry.

Just because I've never done this before
doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh, wait, that's exactly what it means.

Ah, it'll be fine.

[dramatic music playing]

I know you don't like
being cooped up in here,

but I'm not letting you out of my sight.

We have to be careful.

[Kiyoko] I'm super careful.

Disagree.

[Kiyoko] I don't want the warbotto
to find me any more than you do.

Me and the other biomechs
are supposed to form a Mega Biomech,

and I don't wanna be
some giant w*r machine.

- Gross!
- [Chizu grunting]

You don't have to.

I was raised to be a ninja, and I changed.

Yeah, I'm supposed to be
this big guy who smashes stuff,

and, okay, I am that,

but I also enjoy cooking.

[Kiyoko] I don't know
if I could do anything else.

Maybe I am just a w*r machine.

I don't believe that.
You can be whatever you want to be.

Of course!

But I mean, wow, you would really
make an amazing w*r machine.

[Kiyoko] Maybe it's all I'm good at.

- [Kitsune groans]
- [Kiyoko] Kitsy!

I... I'm sorry.

[Kiyoko crying]

I'm okay.

Look, maybe Kiyoko could lay low
for a while at Auntie's farm.

Yeah, if those biomechs assimilate her,
she'd be terrifying.

No, she wouldn't! She'd still be Kiyoko!

- Are you really sure about that?
- Look, we're almost out of dummies.

[Kiyoko sniffling] I knew it.

You're afraid of me.

You think I'm a monster!

Well, maybe you're right.

- Kiyoko, wait!
- Oh, no.

[Kiyoko] Maybe I really am
only good for wrecking stuff,

but I can still protect my friends.

[warbotto] Hello.

[Kiyoko] I just gotta pick
the right stuff to wreck.

[warbotto] Welcome to your
personality recalibration.


[Kiyoko] Welcome to me punching you a lot.

You think you can take me?

Go ahead and try.

[warbotto] Unauthorized personality
elements detected.


Commencing recalibration.

[power surging]

[Kiyoko] Biomech One acknowledged.

[warbotto] We value your assistance.
Please form the Mega Biomech.


[sinister music playing]

[warbotto] Thank you
for your cooperation.


[Kitsune] Kiyoko!

No!

- She's headed for the temple.
- Come on!

Nailed it.

I gotta yank you two out soon.

Did I mention if I don't get you out
in time, your bodies will melt into goo?

I'm pretty sure I mentioned it.

I'm mentioning it now.

[loud rumbling]

Yes, we know.

Time's almost up.
I can't find another warrior.

[Kagehito] We had very few.

We were

a peaceful people.

Wait, is that Unu holding something?

This one really put up a fight, huh?

[Kagehito wheezing]
Too weak to make contact.

Our time is up.

We must go.

No, let's try. Together.

Come on. Come on.

[dramatic music playing]

[Kagehito gasps]

That was it, right?

[Kagehito] Yes, the device!

- All right, I'm pulling them out. [gasps]
- [door opens]

[warbotto] Hello.

Ooh. This is an unwelcome complication.

[power surging]

- [dramatic music playing]
- Ahh!

Tetsujin should be pulling us out now.

- [cords disintegrating]
- [both sigh]

[Usagi] That can't be good.

Oh, no!

[power lowering]

It's too late!

[dramatic music continues]

[Kitsune yells]

[Usagi weakly] Uh...

Without the cords,
Tetsujin can't pull us out.

[Kagehito] There is no conduit through
which our spirit energy may travel.

[yo-yo hums]

My yo-yo.

Maybe...

Oh, come on, yo-yo, do me a solid.

- [machine gurgles]
- Huh?

If this doesn't work, pretend
I had something cool to say at the end.

[gasps]

Whoa!

[whooshing]

- [power surging]
- [Spot yips]

[bats screeching]

[Nochi] Hello, wingless twits.

Whoa! Is this a bad time?

- Get that cannon set up.
- [bat screeches]

[Spot chirps]

And someone go smash that rabbit!

- [screeching]
- [Spot yelping]

Kiyoko,

I've had so much fun taking care of you.

If I had to do it over again,
I wouldn't change a thing.

I'm glad I finally learned
how it feels to have a family.

Kitsune, what are you doing?

That thing isn't Kiyoko anymore.

- [dramatic music playing]
- [humming]

- [Kitsune gasps]
- [Kiyoko] Finger bump.

Finger bump! Boom.

- [Gen gasps]
- [upbeat music playing]

What's going on with Kitsune?

[Kagehito] I believe we have
a Mega Biomech on our side.

[upbeat music continues]

[Kiyoko] Hey, warbotto.

[warbotto] We detect
an unauthorized personality.


[Kiyoko] You got that right.

- Okay, she is my new best friend.
- I like her.

So you let the other biomechs
assimilate you on purpose?

[Kiyoko] Yeah,
I knew I could take them over.

It just took a while.

How did you know?

[Kiyoko] Because I knew you could do it,

and I'm like you.

[Kitsune] Aww.

[Nochi] Activate the cannon!

[surging]

Let the tyranny of light come to an end.

[bats] Yeah!

[power building]

[sinister music playing]

The Clavis has won.

The gateway is opening.

[sinister music continues]

What is that?

[Kagehito] The end of all you know.

[roaring]

[dramatic music playing]