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01x10 - Soul Oath

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles". Aired: April 28, 2022.*
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Teenage Rabbit Samurai Yuichi, a descendant of the great warrior Miyamoto Usagi, embarks on an epic quest to become a true samurai.

01x10 - Soul Oath

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[dramatic music playing]

[people gasping]

[exclaiming and screaming]

[all gasp]

[roaring]

-Oh, no!
-[people exclaim]

[theme music playing]

[Tetsujin] The Ki-Stone is trying
to close the gateway.

She's fighting against the Clavis,
but it's too strong!

We have to get that thing
off the Ki-Stone.

Usagi! I've told you a hundred times,
never touch the Ki-Stone!

I'm not really a listener.

Ikuzo!

[grunts]

[groans]

[dramatic music plays]

Oh no!

[people exclaiming]

-[Shogun] "What have you done?!"
-[Miyamoto] "I have trapped you."

[screeches]

[Kagehito] "No!"

[energy pulses]

[groans]

[groans]

[snarling]

[Miyamoto] "The Ki-Stone
has drawn in others with him."

"All of the Yokai."

"It is done."

[female ninja] "Impossible.
Your sword has cut the Ki-Stone!"

[Miyamoto] "Willow Branch
is a very special sword."

"It looks like I have a souvenir."

[groans] I saw it.
What my ancestor really did.

[groans]

We all saw it, Usagi.

[panting] I think the whole city saw it.

[people groaning and coughing]

Huh?

Oh, oh! What's happening?

[groans]

So Miyamoto Usagi wasn't a traitor.
He was a hero.

Wow, we sure had that wrong.

Anyway,

where's my crunchy mochi snacks?!

My ancestor's name is finally cleared!

Yeah, just in time
for the end of the world.

The Ki-Stone wanted us
to see what happened.

It was trying to tell us.

It needs that missing piece!

But it's been lost for a thousand years.
How are we going to find it now?

Um, I actually know where it is.

-That's crazy!
-I don't believe it.

She'll be so happy.

-[Kitsune yelps]
-Where is it?!

It's on Edgewing.

Edgewing.

-But it's your sword!
-Go on.

Your great-grandfather and I
made this sword ourselves

back when I was your age.

And that crystal…

It's called the Omurasaki.
It belonged to Miyamoto Usagi.

[Auntie] That crystal has been handed down
from generation to generation.

It's on the hilt of my sword.

You had it this whole time?

Wait, that thing was valuable?

And where's your sword?

My auntie has it.

-And where's your auntie?
-I don't know!

You must get that piece.

[wheezing]

The Ki-Stone is trying
to close the gateway.

-[all gasp]
-It is fighting the Clavis.

If the stone were complete,

it would be much stronger.

I gave my sword to Auntie
and told her to protect Hana.

You think she headed to the farm?

Toshiko might have taken her
to Gen's house.

Or to the hospital, or the arcade.

Sometimes, when Toshiko's scared,
she hides in the arcade bathroom.

She says it has good acoustics.

I'll take Gen's house.
Gen and Kitsune, hospital.

Chizu and Tetsujin, arcade.

Okay, everybody. Let's find that sword!

[dramatic music playing]

[people screaming]

[Hana laughing]

[Yokai snarling]

[Hana continues laughing]

I haven't been in Neo Edo in a long time.

Is that normal?

[roaring]

No. That kind of stands out.

[Ashibasha chirping mechanically]

We should go to the garage
and look after the Ashibasha.

Can Kasa-Obake come?
We're best friends now.

Oh, of course, Hana.

-[Hana chuckles]
-[Kasa-Obake snarls]

[mysterious music plays]

-Anybody here?
-Hello?

Usagi's auntie?

Hello?

[slicing and clattering]

[Kitsune] Hello?

Hello, Gen.
We're doing surgeries in the dark.

[doctor] It's so moody and romantic.

[patient] Please don't cut me open!
I think this is a bad idea!

Doctor, have you seen Gen's sister

or an old rabbit lady
with a mechanical ear?

Nope.

Just this lucky patient!

[patient] I feel fine now. Really.

I don't need surgery! [groans]

-[screams]
-Warimashi!

Let me go. I need surgery. I need surgery!

No way. I've been
looking for you for months!

Oh, Gen. We don't have time for this.
We need to keep looking!

[sighs] Fine.

The world's about to end anyway.

-What?
-Nothing! Enjoy the next 15 minutes or so!

Thank you. I won't forget this.

-Do I have time to get a few tests?
-No!

[people screaming and clamoring]

[yells]

[grunts]

-[grunts]
-[grumbles]

So we meet again.

Again? I've never seen…

Oh, wait a minute.
Did I hit you with a table that one time?

Yes, and ever since,
I have plotted my revenge

while training in the ancient art
of the nodachi, largest of all swords!

Have you seen the giant claw in the sky?

[distant roaring]

I don't have time
to kick your butt right now. Um…

No, because you can't.

Because…

look how big my sword is!

[yells]

[Usagi yells]

[both grunting]

[grunting]

-[grunts]
-[groans]

[grunts]

Uh?

[yells]

[yells]

[grunts]

[screams] I'm still making
payments on this sword!

[grunts and yells]

This might be a good time
to re-evaluate your poor life choices.

[groans weakly]

I don't see the Ashibasha anywhere.

We should still check inside.

Hello?

Is there anyone here?

[mysterious music playing]

[Chizu] Auntie!

We should check the bathroom
in case Toshiko's hiding.

-[grunting]
-[lock rattling]

[sighs] It's… it's locked.

Go on.

What?

Go through it. Do your ghosty thing.

-No! They want privacy.
-The fate of the world could be at stake!

It's still impolite.

[sighs]

[adventurous music plays]

[grunts and yells]

[gasps] Whoa!

Uh, sorry!

Sorry, uh, have you seen an older rabbit?

Or a rhino?

No, I just work here.

The power went out
and this place is spooky in the dark.

Some of the games are haunted!

That's silly.

[screams]

[rapid hammering]

-[laughs]
-[sighs]

What?

Oh, come on, that was funny.

Auntie! There you are.

-I need your sword!
-[Auntie grunting]

I'm kind of using it right now.

-[grunts]
-[ninja screams]

[groans]

[all groaning]

[Auntie grunts]

[Usagi yells]

Can't I leave you for five minutes
without you fighting ninja?

It's just so much fun!

[both grunting]

[groans]

[Usagi yells]

[both grunt]

[Usagi grunting]

[crashing and clattering]

-[Lady Fuwa] Hold it.
-Huh?

Usagi, I couldn't let you
and your aunt humiliate me

without coming back for revenge.

Drop your weapon.

You should let me go before I get mad.

[laughs]

Why? You were the worst student
we ever had in combat class.

I may not be a good fighter,
but I have something you don't.

Mm. What's that?

-[slobbering]
-Friends.

[Lady Fuwa screams]

-[grunts]
-[groans]

Get out of here,
and take your fluffy boss with you!

[ninja grunting]

[chirping excitedly]

Usagi, thank--

No time. The world is being invaded
by interdimensional monsters

and I need Edgewing!

Usagi! There's always time for politeness.

Um…

Um…

[light comic music playing]

Okay.

Hello, Toshiko, Hana,

Auntie, um,

Ashibasha.

How, how… How are you all?

Well, I've been--

That's great. Okay, cool.
Wow, awesome. I need the sword.

[heroic music plays]

Thanks, bye!

[dramatic music plays]

Bye-bye, Spot!

That kid, always in such a hurry.

[fast-paced music playing]

[roars]

-Halt!
-[Usagi exclaims]

Rabbit, face your doom!

Wait, wait! You're the stool
I fought that guy with a little while ago.

Yes. You abused this stool!

Now you must pay the price!

Wha-- Hang on.
Did you used to be a hat by chance?

I can be lots of things.

Do not pigeonhole me. Fear me!

I am more skilled at combat
than any stool you have ever encountered.

[Usagi grunting]

Hey, pick me up! I, uh…

I will fight you!

How about I just surrender
and we both get on with our lives?

You win, o mighty opponent!

Yeah, you had better run!

[laughs]

Victory is mine!

[engines buzzing]

[ominous music playing]

[roaring]

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, that can't be good.

[robots buzzing and chirping]

[wheezing]

[dramatic music continues]

So they sent

warbotto.

Guys, I think we have
a fight on our hands.

[warbotto] Hello.
Welcome to your planetary invasion.

We are pleased to inform you
that your immediate surrender

will result in a reduced loss of life.

I like my plan better.

I'm gonna kick
your mechanical butts. Ikuzo!

[grunting]

[Kagehito wheezes]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[yells]

[groans] Hey, I felt that!

[Usagi grunts]

This is all… [wheezes]

…because of me.

[grunts]

Oh! [yells]

[blasters charging]

No!

-[Kagehito yells]
-[groans]

-Huh?
-[Kagehito screams]

[yelling]

[warbotto] Thank you for choosing
the direct combat option.

[grunts]

-[shouts]
-[powering down]

[grunting]

[grunts and groans]

[grunting]

[yells]

[warbotto] The Ki-Stone
must not be disturbed--

[yells]

[pulsing]

[groans]

[groans]

[crackling]

[dramatic music playing]

[electricity crackling]

[screeches and moans]

[people cheering]

[triumphant music playing]

-Yeah!
-Yes!

Ha!

[grunts]

[Kitsune] It worked!

[grunts]

[gasps] Usagi!

Are you okay?

Usagi?

Usagi!

[melancholic music playing]

Come on, wake up! Wake up!

Oh no. No.

[Chizu sobbing]

You can't be dead. Just… Just wake up!

[groans] What is this?

-Ugh! Gross!
-You're alive!

[laughs]

[all laughing]

-[groans]
-Um… [clears throat] So, huh, that's good.

-[chuckles awkwardly]
-[laughs]

You like me, don't you?

Don't make me knock you out again.

[people cheering]

[doctors laughing]

So the big energy butterfly?

No, that's not normal either.

You came to Neo Edo at a weird time.

-[powering up]
-Huh.

[energetic music plays]

Oh, finally!

[people cheering]

[grunts]

How can the power be working?

All the equipment is destroyed.

Now that the missing piece is back,
the Ki-Stone doesn't need that stuff.

-[Ki-Stone crackles]
-Hmm?

[crackles]

She says it was itchy.

Huh?

[gasps]

My yo-yo! Thank you, Ki-Stone.

[Kitsune] Guys?

He doesn't look good.

You saved my life.
Is there anything I can do?

[wheezing]

The Ki-Stone!

[wheezes]

I think he can recuperate in there.
Someday, he might recover.

[grunts]

[crashing]

Pretty sure that's the last
of these things.

[Toshiko] Bro!

-Chizu!
-[Toshiko] Ah! You guys are okay!

[both exclaim]

[both laugh]

You have done well.

Yeah, I know. I just saved the world!

Whoo-hoo!

If that doesn't make me a true samurai,
I don't know what will.

One thing I like about you
is your quiet, humble nature.

The Ki-Stone is doing it.
She's holding the gateway closed!

It looks like we're all okay.

Hey, everybody.
You know what I wanna do now?

-Get cake?
-Ride ponies?

Sleep for a week?

No, no, and no.

There's something I wanna try.

[cheerful music playing]

Drop a beat.

[chanting in Japanese]

-[continues chanting]
-[drum booming]

[Usagi wails]

-[thudding]
-[groaning]

-[metal clangs]
-[groans]

[Usagi] Totally worth it. [groans weakly]

-My turn!
-Ooh, me next!

Ooh, I wanna do it!

[bold music playing]

[theme music playing]