02x05 - Y’all Weird AF

[bunniefuu]

[tense trap music]

You remember when Myami

was searching for a room

and you were like,
which room do you want?

Tylynn felt like you said that
a little aggressively to Myami.

- To Myami?
- Yeah.

Sometimes, like, you
can come off a little diva-ish.

It's kind of exhausting.

That's not how I get down.

Like, I'm about to address
that sh*t right now,

because, like,
obviously they couldn't.

Everybody's just, like,
didn't agree.

Hi!

- Hey.
- Nah, you b*tches are weird.

I'll be real, like,
that is mm-mm.

- What?
- What?

Myami, do you feel
like I was mean to you

when I asked you
about the room situation?

I was irritated a little
bit by... by the situation,

but I'm like,
this is the first night.

Like, it's not that deep;
Let's move forward.

Like, I'm sorry, like,
if it did come off like that,

but it's just like,
if you have a problem,

you think I'm being dramatic,

like, just tell me
then and there,

like, y'all are my best friends.

No one has said anything to me,

and I'm just, like,
oblivious to the fact

and I just... [sniffles]

- I'ma be honest with you.
- My feelings are really hurt.

I feel like we were
trying to avoid this right now.

- Yeah.
- This is exactly what

- we're talking about.
- Okay, but, how would you feel

if you just, like,
everyone was talking about you?

Okay, but we
can all be realistic.

Sometimes our friends
do things that we don't like,

and we talk to someone else
and talk about it

and just try to understand,
like, am I being crazy?

Am I acting... am I tripping?

It's not going
behind your back and like,

"Bri is so f*cking annoying,"
like, da-da-da-da-da.

But that's what it
sounds like, though.

No, that's what
you're thinking it is,

but we're telling you
since we were the ones

speaking the words
that it wasn't that.

Myami, she's
extending her house to us.

She deserved a room.

I think the way that
you presented it to her

was just kind of like, "Myami,
which room do you want?

Can you say... say it now,
which one do you want?"

We already have had
previous issues with Myami.

It wasn't an attack on Bri.

We were trying
to be fragile about it,

and that's the only reason why

- the conversation...
- I don't need fragileness.

It's just like, damn,
y'all are my friends.

Like, if you think
I'm being a b*tch,

just tell me right then, like,
"Girl, you're being a b*tch."

[tense trap music]

I just feel like there's no
room for error, like, with me.

Like, I get mad at someone,
and now we're having

a f*cking "Red Table Talk"
about the situation.

Like, I can get mad
and have different...

Difference of opinions and,
like, talk to my friends

about how I'm feeling
about stuff

and it not blow up
in my f*cking face.

I don't like seeing you crying
and making me feel like

now I have to walk on eggshells

when I have
a difference of opinion

about sh*t that happened.

Like, that makes me feel like

I can't fully be myself
in our friendship.

Like, I can't... I can't
tell you things

because you're gonna feel like
I'm having secrets

and, like, I'm now this f*cking
crazy friend behind your back.

It's manipulative, low-key.

- What's manipulative?
- It's making...

It's just like emotionally
manipulative type...

But I'm upset because
you didn't say it to me.

There's just, like,
nothing you can really say

to me that's gonna make me
stop being your friends.

But just like... just
tell me what's wrong, you know?

[funky music]

♪ ♪

Legacy Table is tomorrow,
and I don't have

time for this drama.

I need Bri to focus

so tomorrow,
everything can go smoothly.

We love you, Bri.

Something goes left,

then we're going to see
some real tears.

[Blxst's "g*ng Slide"]

♪ It was a midnight
g*ng slide ♪

♪ I had to pull up,
get right ♪

♪ A stick and move
on the Westside ♪

♪ 'Cause you know you give me
the best high, ayy ♪

♪ It was a midnight
g*ng slide ♪

♪ I had to pull up,
get right ♪

♪ A stick and move
on the Westside ♪

♪ 'Cause you know you give me
the best high, ayy ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Money talks, bro ♪

♪ n*gg*s talk without it ♪

♪ That's why
they face show shower ♪

♪ Ain't sh*t sweet as
sugar free [Sugar free] ♪

♪ Still bustin' n*gga head,
it's the hood in me ♪

♪ From the ghetto by the
beach, b*ll*ts in the breeze ♪

♪ I got million dollar dreams,
I got n*gga needs ♪

♪ Baby from around the waist,
said she feeling me ♪

- What you been doing?
- Uh, I mean,

sh*t, man, just working, bro.

Trying to make sure
I'm not poor.

Life's still whooping my a*s,
but this is...

- [chuckles]
- Life got hands, don't it?

At least
it's almost a fair fight.

- Almost a fair fight.
- Almost.

[energetic trap music]

I know you f*cking lying.

[laughs]
What?

I know that ain't
Million Dollar.

I know that ain't The Stallion.

Yeah.

- Yo, boy!
- Yeah!

- Honda who?
- Yeah.

- Honda where?
- [laughs]

- What's up, my guys?
- What's up, my boy?

- This man got himself...
- Damn, son!

Chevy thing!

- Yeah, something light.
- New scrapers?

- Okay, okay.
- Something light.

He got the McLaren on ICE.

The McLaren on Turo
during the week.

- What else?
- [laughter]

How I get some Lost Sound money?

- I put in work for that.
- Sign me to the label.

- You gotta put in work, man.
- Sign me to... I'll send you...

I'll send you a pack of beats
right now.

- Sign me to the label.
- I'll go hit a n*gga

- over the head right now, okay?
- [laughs]

- What you need?
- Something light, bro.

What you been up to?

I've been hanging out
with Rob lately.

You know, I'm actually,
like, helping him out,

looking out for him
with his comedy.

- Oh, damn.
- So we actually

got a show set up

at the Ha Ha Comedy Club
this weekend.

- Y'all gonna be there, right?
- Yeah, I got to.

Bring some people if you can,
get the word out.

Let me ask you this.

Is Rob funny?

- We've, like, seen him...
- You know,

- we talk to him in conversation.
- In conversation.

We ain't ever seen him like,
you know, do his own show.

This weekend you're gonna see.

Who all did you invite already?

- Who you got coming?
- For me,

y'all are
the first two I'm inviting,

but Rob said he also
invited Jaylenn already, and...

- Yay.
- How do you... how do you

- feel about that?
- I don't know, bro.

I don't know.
What's the point?

Rob inviting Jay
to the comedy show

prior to talking to me,

it's kind of, you know, it's
kind of annoying, honestly.

It's a work event,
I'm not trying to have any beef

or no negative energy there.

And I kind of don't want

nothing to come in and ruin it.

Them n*gg*s... them n*gg*s
are wild cards

fo sho, though.

I'm grown enough to be like,

all right, bro, like,

- we not seeing eye to eye, but...
- Right, right.

We're not about
to bring no harm to each other.

It doesn't... it does not
benefit me

to have an issue with you
to the point where

I need to worry about you
being some place.

We could
make it uncomfortable, bro.

Outside of this,
n*gg*s got enough bullshit

to deal it,
you know what I'm saying?

Like, I got to go to work,
you know what I'm saying?

We got enough
bullshit to deal with it.

If Jaylenn wants to,
like, own up to what happened,

I will consider
conversation with him.

I'm with whatever decision
you make.

Man, it is what it is.

[tense trap music]

♪ Jumping with the boys,
I'm about to be ready ♪

♪ To my n*gga,
we gonna get back yet ♪

♪ Go hard
and get your b*tch back ♪

♪ All my n*gg*s on now ♪

♪ Yeah, you can mis-match it ♪

- Ay, man, cheers.
- Cheers.

To a good barbecue, man.

You gotta have a c*ck

while you on the grill.

Trying to get you right, man.

[laughs]

It feels good to just
have my brothers with me

just there to,
like, create that vibe

and just a carefree space, man.

I love that sh*t.
I cherish that sh*t.

You gotta teach my boy.

He don't... he don't he
really know what's going on.

I might as well teach everybody.

Gotta add up
everything above five.

Can't show everybody
your dominoes either,

because they can block you.

Come on, man,
y'all know what y'all doing?

- Hey, hey, what's up, nephew?
- Hey!

- Yeah!
- What's up?

This sounds like y'all know
what y'all doing.

- How you doing, man?
- How you doing?

Trying to show these young
cats how to play dominoes, man.

Somewhere is two crocodiles
missing a tail right now.

- God damn!
- Oh!

- Whoo!
- Ay, ay!

- [laughter]
- See ya later, alligator!

Uncle Mo, bro.

He is hilarious, bro.

You know, the boots,

I respect the boots now,
you know what I mean?

He for sure is a person
that will liven up a party

and it's nothing like
kicking it with the OGs

and the old-timers sometimes.

They got a lot of game
to kick back to his youngest.

- Yeah, there we go.
- All right, all right.

There we go.

They always making jokes
about how I wear the boots,

you know what I mean?

This ain't no cowboy type thing.

These right here,

- these is the Godfather boots.
- School 'em, school 'em.

Hard bottom,
Hornback gator boots.

- Ooh!
- So... so you... so you saying

- these are the Holy Grail?
- Listen here,

so in our family,
you know, some people have...

You done had the bar mitzvahs;
You have your, you know...

- Quinceañeras.
- Quinceañeras.

So for us, we get the boots
when we become a man.

Like for him,
when he got married,

bought his house, whatever,
that's when he earned his.

Well, so for me,
when I got my MBA overseas,

that's when my grandpa
and my grandma was like,

okay, you earned yours,
you know what...

I thought you said it was
when you lost

- your virginity or something.
- All right, nah,

he had the boots on when he did.

- Hey!
- Hey, hey!

He was knocking the boots
in the boots!

- Hey, hey!
- [laughter]

Knocking the boots in the boots!

[laughter]

Hey, hey, adulthood!

I have one question.

So does
the boots come with, like,

a revolver or a r*fle, a ranger?

It comes with a Jheri curl.

[laughter]

You just missing the hat.

That boy just missing this!

Loving the whole vibe
that y'all got going now.

But where the girls at?

Y'all having a sausage party
or what?

Sometimes it's gotta be
bros without the hoes,

- know what I mean?
- 'Ey!

So they introduced me
to their little squad.

They got some girls,
you know what I mean?

- Okay.
- So I met a couple of them.

Remember y'all invited me
to Bri's event.

- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh, I ain't know this.
- So, she looks...

Yeah, she looked ooh!

Speaking of the BBB van,
hold up.

You and P'Jae, dawg.
Where are y'all at now?

- Y'all still beefing?
- I ain't gonna hold you.

Honestly, I have a problem
with P'Jae, bro, because

at the end of the day, bro,
like,

I was minding my business.

But every time I peep P'Jae,
bro, he be, like,

in bickering conversation
with women.

And that sh*t is weird to me.

Like, bro, I don't do that.

You'll speak up
when females is involved,

but you don't speak up when
your friends got you f*cked up.

Initially,
we went over there because

we saw Tylynn and Rob...

- Rob going at it, yeah.
- Going at it.

Bro, but I hear
P'Jae come behind me.

Man, get her,
like, get your girl.

Like, yeah,
like, you feeling me?

- Bro, don't tell me what to do.
- It's like, man, hold on.

Especially when I'm
in the middle of doing it.

That sh*t was some
cornball sh*t, bro.

We all cut
from a different cloth.

There's a huge difference
between where we come from

and how they get down, bro.

They get down totally different.

- Where they from?
- You feel what I'm saying?

When... I mean,
I'm talking about Jerrold,

I'm talking about P'Jae, I'm
talking about all of them, bro.

- You feel what I'm...
- What are they doing?

- They're... bro.
- They're... they're... they're...

- Bro, listen, listen.
- They're from Lodeiro,

but they call themselves
the Wood.

Listen,
you feel what I'm saying?

Being from Lodeiro
but upper Lodeiro

at the same time.
But when you talking to a n*gga

that's really from Inglewood
that really been in trenches,

that ain't have
to pay a mortgage.

n*gg*s is paying rent, bro.

And naturally, the mindset,
the grind,

- all that is different.
- Why say the Wood, then?

Bro, that's
what... that's what they...

- The whole sh*t is, bro.
- They watched the movie.

- Hold up, fellas.
- Okay, okay.

Let me... let me
give... because me and Chuck,

we come from
a different age, right?

- Right.
- What you do is,

- you pull this man to the side.
- Right.

And you holler at him
by his self.

- Don't be that, don't do that...
- Yeah, I feel you.

I didn't like how I reacted,
but sometimes,

you got to shake people, though.

I agree with what you're saying

and I'm right there with you.

But all I'm saying is that

you need to evaluate what you
about to do when you do it.

Think before you react.

Have y'all ever reacted, though?

- We think before we act.
- We... we... yeah,

we've done it before.

And that's why we
telling you not to do it.

I didn't handle that the best.

I know what we did,
but we ain't gonna stand there

like that's the men we are.

At the end of the day,
bro, I just don't...

I don't f*ck with P'Jae.

Right now, I'm still in a...

A confused state
on how sorry I should be.

I don't want no problems
with P'Jae,

but if he wants a problem,
I'm like, hey,

we can have a problem.

Hey, 15, bring that food over.



- Oh!
- Yeah!

- Put that sh*t over there.
- Bounce the dominoes.

- There it is.
- Oh, move the dominoes!

There it is.
I was winning anyway!

♪ Say they takin' over
the summer, yeah, okay ♪

♪ Must be September spring,
summer like Shree ♪

♪ I promise you won't eat
long as Lebra got a plate ♪

♪ I be on these hoes head
like Tae ♪

♪ Sexy b*tch like Rubi,
a*s on B-I-G, that's juicy ♪

♪ Tell him eat the coochie ♪

♪ Better not talk back,
I'm on my U*i ♪

♪ Take your time,
slow it down ♪

I like my n*gg*s
to seduce me ♪

Check the details.

Tylynn still has me f*cked up,

but at the end of the day,
this is my best friend,

and she really put a lot
into this event.

So I'm coming as business Bri.

I'm not trying to talk about
no bedroom sh*t no more

unless I'm talking about some
bedroom sh*t with my boo, okay?

Petiri coming with me tonight
is just gonna let me

put all this drama behind me.

I just really feel like
he makes everything

so much better.

♪ Say they takin' over
the summer, yeah, okay ♪

♪ Must be September spring,
summer like Shree ♪

♪ I promise you won't eat
long as Lebra got a plate ♪

♪ I be on these hoes head
like Tae ♪

This is amazing.

♪ ♪

Okay, so obviously,

we have a lot
that's going to happen

when people start arriving.

So I want to make sure
that we're all aligned

on what needs to happen.

So I know Bri is still
on the way.

Bri's on my team.

She's really
the influencer management,

making sure that they know
everything about House Party.

She's emotional;
Petiri's coming.

And so I don't know if she
can fully commit to this role.

If there is a situation
where it seems like

people want to talk about stuff

that we don't need
to be talking about,

- dead that sh*t.
- Oh, hell no.

Just dead it.

Let's just make sure
that our energy is good,

so it's just, like,
within the room too, so...

Gotcha, tunnel vision.

Yeah, there'll be
no side conversations.

I'm not going for none of that.

Like, you either have
a good time or go home.

- Yeah.
- Honestly.

I am missing Rob's big show

to come here to do business,

and I'm not going to let

some friend drama
ruin such a great event.

[dramatic music]

I don't know why my stomach
is just starting to hurt.

- Are you nervous?
- That's how I was yesterday

and to this morning.

It's just, like, high stakes,
you know?

Like, this event means
a lot to us, to Tylynn.

It's a whole new level.

CJ's coming, right?

- That's my top priority.
- We're good.

Right.

Having Legacy Table in New York,

We connected with just
way more influencers,

and Amanda got lucky enough
to get us

connected with CJ Wallace,

who's an influencer,
but he's also Biggie's son.

It's really important
that we impress him tonight.

If CJ brings us on as
his main experiential partner,

I mean, that would be huge.

♪ Goat talk my bag big ♪

♪ These jealous hoes
can't stand me ♪

Hello, ladies.

- Hey!
- Ohh.

You look so pretty!

- Wow!
- Everybody looks fabulous.

You look so good.

♪ Like an earthquake,
hoes shook ♪

- Yes!
- Ooh!

- Oh, not the custom!
- Yes!

[indistinct chatter]

You know how it go.

♪ Walked in yo h* took,
she wanna come romance me ♪

It's hard to be
a fashionable, bad b*tch.

It takes a lot;
It's a challenging task,

but someone has to do it.

And I volunteer as tribute.
It's me.

- Ooh!
- Thank you.

♪ She wanna come
romance me ♪

- Hello!
- What's up, ladies?

- You're lying.
- No, I'm not.

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

What's up, ladies?

- Good to see you.
- Hello.

- Hey, sorry my outfit...
- Fashionably on time.

It literally just broke.

The doors of the elevator open,

and simultaneously,
the f*cking strap

on the back of this corset
pops at the same time.

- Y'all look amazing, yo.
- Thank you.

Mind you, me and Tylynn
are low-key beefed out.

Now I'm at her event,

and I'm supposed to be
manning the door,

but I have to worry
about my f*cking outfit,

because, b*tch,
you want me manning the door

with my t*tties out?
You don't want that.

[dramatic music]

♪ Who the f*ck
gonna shut sh*t down ♪

♪ Who the f*ck
gonna turn this down ♪

♪ Who the f*ck you know
rocking Chanel ♪

♪ Just to lounge around ♪

♪ ♪

♪ So h* don't play around ♪

- Hi.
- How you doing?

You good? A'ight.

Hi! Welcome!

- Hello.
- Thank you so much...

Hi, I'm Taylor,
nice to meet you.

We have
some really special guests.

I'm excited to see how
everyone mixes and mingles.

♪ b*tch, I'm Big Desi,
ride that prezzie ♪

♪ If it's pressure,
hold it tell me ♪

- What's up, what's up?
- Oh, hi!

Hey!

- Good to see you.
- Mwah!

- Good to see you.
- Hi!

- Hi, I'm Tylynn.
- Willie.

Nice to... oh!

Mwah, bring it in.

Yeah, I ordered
the two drinks, so...

- I got one.
- Just want to make sure

you're good and comfortable.

- I'm cool.
- I'm a little tired.

Yesterday was a lot,
but thank you for coming.

Thanks for having me.

Get to share our Friday
night with you,

which is good.

The night of the House Party,

like, yeah, I was mingling,

so I invited both Joel and Kyle,

but I didn't really expect
for both of them

to actually show up.

Let the most
intentional man win.

Now, also, we have a little bit

of a rapport with you
guys as well, so...

Yes.

It's a little bit more familiar.

Okay, everyone.

This is Legacy Table.

If y'all don't know,

I've been hosting Legacy Table
locally in LA.

And so it was a really
big jump to come to New York.

This Legacy Table
was called Seas of Seneca.

And, you know, Seneca Village
used to be Central Park.

It was a predominantly Black
neighborhood that was thriving,

that was trying to make a way,

that was also
making a community,

because they were
pushed out of other areas

and they really came in
and put a park.

And so tonight
I'm honoring those

who made a life despite
losing their homes.

You all are the seeds
of that history, and, like,

that New York history
is so strong and so rich.

So, I just really...
I'm just super grateful

that y'all are here and, like,
let's keep the vibes up.

[cheers and applause]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

CJ, wait, wait, wait, CJ.

He's trying to scoot away
and be all humble and sh*t

when it's no time to be humble.

If y'all know,
this is CJ Wallace.

How y'all doing?

Biggie's... Biggie's seed

out here
making a name for himself.

He has Frank White Co.

That's really trying
to give opportunity

to Black and Brown individuals
here in New York City,

while also he's, you know,

continuing his legacy, you know.

I really appreciate you
coming here.

Yeah, if y'all could just
give him a round of applause.

He deserves it.
[cheers and applause]

Give him his flowers.

The fact that
we're here in New York

and we have this meeting
with CJ Wallace

is a really big deal

not only for House Party
but for me.

It's not about choosing Tylynn

or choosing House Party
over Rob.

It's really more so
about choosing me,

and I need to be

trying to secure my future

in the same way that
Robert and Tylynn are doing.

[energetic electronic music]

[indistinct chatter]

I like this. I like this.

- Yeah, the space.
- Oh, it's cute,

and it overlooks
the city and stuff.

Just feel like something small.

Something small.

This is exactly what
we need to be doing.

Just being around,
you know, dope people

- that's all-aspiring.
- Yeah.

There's a lot of, like,
young Black professionals.

- Right.
- Or, you know,

- allies in the building.
- Right, exactly.

With the things
that we're able to do

with the people that
we have connections to,

we'd love to plan your
events nationwide.

We represent so much
of the culture

that his dad and his mom
and all of us

have been fighting for and
trying to get recognition for.

And building.

And for us,
the core has always been,

how do we celebrate
Black creativity?

- We take note of...
- Those are, like, soundbites

that, like,
really stick with us.

And so, when we come
to you with our activation deck

that has all the strategy, like,

it's going to tell a story
before we show you

what needs to be brought
to life at the event.

So I'm gonna be watching
y'all; We'll see how that goes.

- Keep watching.
- We'll talk; We'll talk,

see what's going on, but, you
know, it's a palm and press.

- Keeping talking. Look...
- I mean, you're dripping in...

You're dripping in pearls,
so I'm not mad at that.

My outfit.

[giggles]

- Malfunction.
- Outfit malfunction.

I'm like, okay, b*tch,
put on my sweater or something.

I mean, my little garment.

[toilet flushes]
Damn.

Take that out.

Rebecca saved the day again;

We're trying to figure this out.

- Can I have a second?
- Fives secs.

You know where Briana is?

Yes, they're just
fixing her outfit.

Well, I'm just going to do
her job until she returns.

Just let me know
when you see her.

Okay.

[car horns honking]

♪ They be like damn
why go so hard? ♪

♪ On my own,
I don't need no squad ♪

♪ Chase so bright,
I don't see no stars ♪

♪ My own way of like
bon voyage ♪

♪ Shawty on me ♪

♪ Shawty on me
like oh my God ♪

♪ Already got work,
I don't need no job ♪

♪ My own way of like
bon voyage ♪

♪ Let it rip ♪

♪ I can care less
who you steppin' with ♪

♪ It really ain't something ♪

Man, my mind is on
having a good time

and getting some laughs in.

I know that Wood is here,

but if something goes down,

I'm with the squad.

- ♪ [indistinct]
- when I'm off the medicine ♪

♪ Watch how I move ♪

♪ They be like damn
why you go so hard? ♪

♪ On my own,
I don't need no squad ♪

Okay, packed house.

All right, great

Oh, man, where my seat at?

Hey, brother.

Pardon me, Your Highness.

It's a good turnout, bruh.

I mean, Rob Lee better perform.

I need to find him; I got
to give him a little pep talk.

But nah, he ready, man.

[light funky music]

♪ ♪

Everybody put your
phones on vibrate.

- Why so late, brother?
- Hey, I see you.

[indistinct chatter]

Look at A.Q., bro.

- Hey!
- Ah!

- Are you sh1tting me here?
- Is this real cow skin?

[laughter]

Wrong.

[laughter]

- You hear me.
- At the end of the day,

it's like, all right,
what am I supposed to do?

He already here.
I'm supposed to get up

and be like,
"Hey, get out, bro."

- Yeah.
- Nah, like...

I don't have an issue
with Jay being here

as long as
he's here to support Rob.

But I do wish he would have
come to me to address our issue

before showing up to an event,
you know, that I'm throwing.

Hey, you know he in here, right?

Yeah, he in here.

Hey.

- So what's up?
- [laughs]

- You didn't speak to him yet?
- Nah.

You need to say to him... we're
not going to say nothing.

But I'm telling you, as a man,

you need to go over there
and say something to him.

Yeah, no, no, I will, I will.

I'm on the same page as that,
I'm on the same page as that.

I'm on the same page as that;
This is a great opportunity.

I'ma go check on Rob real quick.

♪ ♪

- What's up?
- You ready to roll?

First show, bro, you nervous?

A little butterflies.

Like, I feel like
my hand's sweating.

- You nervous.
- A little.

- That's normal, though.
- Just a little tiny bit.

I ain't going to lie,
I wish Amanda was here.

I wish my road dog was, you
know, holding me down, but...

That's not going to distract
you, though, right?

Nah, I ain't gonna b*tch
and moan about it, bro.

Nah, you got some jokes
off... for it or what?

- Possibly, possibly.
- Maybe, okay.

Man, if I was in Rob's shoes
and, you know,

my girl didn't come
to my first big show,

hell yeah, I'll be upset.

- I appreciate it, dawg.
- Ah, you know, my guy.

- Appreciate it, man.
- Just make sure you go on

that stage and you k*ll it.

n*gga said, "Make sure
you're funny, though."

Man, I'm just hoping that,
you know,

Rob could clear his mind
and get in the right head space,

because it's not just
his name on the line.

It's mine too.

- Let's do it, man.
- Let's get it.

- Let's do it.
- Let's get it.

- Mic check, one, two.
- What's up, everybody?

Yo, let's go.

[cheers and applause]

Welcome!

Welcome to Ha Ha Comedy Club.

I'm your host;
My name is Sean Porter.

I'll be with you all night.

I'm like hybrid weed,

Black but Asian-dominant,
you know what I mean?

Incog-n*gro, like, that's how
undercover Black I am, okay?

[laughter]

You guys ready for a great show?

[cheers and applause]

We gonna get this sh*t started.

[tense music]

This is the day that
I've been waiting for.

I've done little shows,

little three,
five minutes there,

five people in the audience.

But this is a real big show.

I'm walking down Skid Row,

my first time living out here.

I seen a n*gga
with a three-story tent.

I'm like, God damn!

[laughter]

You know, like,
when you turn a guy down

and they call you
b*tches and h*s-type sh*t.

I hate that, so I just
put on my male voice, like,

"Nah, fam, it's good."

[laughter]

I wanted to do this;
I said I wanted to do it.

Right now, I'm like
in between nervous, anxious.

I'm just ready to go,

I'm ready to get up there
and do my thing.

You guys ready
for your next comic?

- [cheers and applause]
- All right.

Guy is a ninth-grade teacher,
all right?

He's getting back into comedy.

This is his big night tonight.

Show some love for Rob Lee.

[cheers and applause]

Yeah!

Yes!

You know why we're here.

We understood the assignment.

I love beautiful women,

the grace that beautiful women
have, all of that.

Like, let me tell you
something, fellas.

Fellas, you ever got
some p*ssy so good,

you want to go home
and tell your girl about it?

Just, you know, like, you just...

Because you know she going
to ask you how your day was,

so let me just get right to it.

I love my girl;
Anybody here got a girlfriend?

Clap it up.
[scattered applause]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

You know,
with girls, it's stressful.

It's another level of stress.

You got to care about sh*t

you never had
to care about before.

Fellas,
your girl ever came home,

told you a story, and you
listen to the sh*t like,

"My baby might be wrong
on this one.

My baby might be
absolutely wrong."

My girl came home, "Bae,
they had me f*cked up at work."

I'm like, "What's going on?"

She's like, "So I've been
coming to work late"

"every day, right?

"And when I get there,
they're not giving me

"the energy that I need.

I'm not liking the vibes."

I say, "What?"

"Well, they got to figure out
how to talk to people

"when they come to work late,

because that's not
how you do it."

- Period.
- For sure, sure.

Rob's k*lling it,
you know what I mean?

He's rolling, he's flowing.

I feel like he's taking
his craft to another level.

- I got one Black student.
- Oh.

One Black student,
six peers, one Black student.

He said, "Oh."

He must have been
a one Black student.

All right,
I got one Black student.

He'd be telling me about all
the sh*t happening in school.

He got a homeboy
he sit by every day.

Little white boy
don't do no work.

He drive every day,
come to class super high,

smelling super loud.

One day, I was livid, I said,

"I can't take this no more.

Come over here;
Let's have a conversation."

So I'm talking to the white boy.

I'm like, "Nah, come on,
man, you know, it's me."

"Like, you know, it's Mr. Lee.

So where you be
copping your sh*t from, man?"

[laughter]

'Cause his sh*t loud;
Your sh*t loud.

I got to figure out,
your sh*t is f*cking loud.

I got to figure the sh*t out.

I'm in the hallway,

everything's
supposed to be good.

It's Monday morning.

One of the boys
in the hallway say,

"Mr. Lee, my n*gga!"

I flipped.
"Yo, what's up, man?

Come on, man, I shouldn't
hear you saying that."

That was the teacher me.
The n*gga me is like,

"Yo, this ain't even my n*gga."

[laughter]
I'm Rob Lee. I'm out of here.

[cheers and applause]

Y'all give it up for your
host Sean one more time.

- Good job, bruh.
- [cheers and applause]

♪ Yo, you got the drip ♪

♪ I'm the whole lake, b*tch,
Look at my skin ♪

♪ Look at my hairline,
look at that sh*t ♪

♪ Never mind that, though,
probably going deaf ♪

When I invited both of you,
I didn't even know

either of you would come,
so I'm happy y'all came.

- Word.
- Do y'all I see Becky...

Miss Becky out there
talking to her menses?

So I'm not gonna lie.

When the n*gg*s were
at the house, right?

Literally,
I told Becca, I'm like,

"Whoever you don't want,
I do want."

Becky, two guys, one party?

I would do the same thing.

Keep them close to you, 'cause
I might just explore that.

'Cause I can.

I'm really stepping into
who I am, and, like,

I feel, like, undefeatable.

Like...
[indistinct].

- I really feel like that, so...
- Okay.

One with the dimples is my type.

Joel, he has dimples, he's tall.

Well, what if she
chooses him, though?

- I don't do what ifs.
- Let me know.

I want to grow, and I
want to become that woman

that I see myself as,
and I'm, like, almost there.

But, you know, growth hurts.

Walking into just a different
season in my life.

I mean, a lot of it
since I was young

has just been around,
like, football and sports.

And now we're going
to be moving into

- maybe families and children.
- Yup.

I really can't figure out
if I'm turned on by this

or if I'm just like,
okay, too much, too fast.

What's your dating life like?

I've been, like,
really focused on myself.

Like, just building, working.

And I think that's important

to just be in
the present moment,

you know, just working on you.

To be the best
version of yourself.

Yeah.

- I have a question, though.
- What?

It felt like a little bit

that you got me
and my mans over here,

- like, an interview, like.
- Pulled us both

- at the same time.
- Like, who gonna get the job?

Y'all were... y'all were
asking me questions as well.

So dimples is normally the type
of guy that I would go for.

Obviously handsome,
cool, player as f*ck.

But Kyle just
seems like way more

of an intentional man,

and I think it might
be time to switch it up.

I honestly think she
picks who's bad for her.

We've seen that before.

But, you know,
if this is all about...

I call it growth.

I'm team Kyle, I am.

You know I'm team dimples.

House Party Creative tap in.

[light music]

♪ ♪

This is really pretty,
though, but...

I know; It's a little windy.

Aww, it's so pretty, though.

I know. This is lit.

This is my city, baby.

Whew.

What happened?

I was looking for you. Like...

No, my outfit literally popped.

It just popped?

Yeah, so I tried to, like,
make it tight,

- because obviously it's metal.
- Uh-huh.

And, like, the tie popped off.

So I had to go to the bathroom,
I had to find tape.

I literally
duct taped it to my body.

Looks kind of cute even
without that, huh?

Listen, you fire, you fire.

- Thank you.
- You all right now, though?

- Like...
- Yeah.

I just felt bad because, like,

I'm supposed
to be watching the list.

I hear you,
you've got a job to do.

But it's, like,
your last night here,

so I kind of wanted to take
advantage of that as well.

- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah.

So let's have fun.

We're gonna definitely have fun.

- I was looking for you.
- I check for me...

- No, you wasn't.
- I swear to God.

- How was I supposed to find you?
- I don't know.

- You all right?
- It's a little windy.

Come here.

- [giggles]
- Breathe.

[both chuckling]

Petiri is always so calming
and affirming and reassuring.

And he just genuinely
makes me feel safe and seen.

And so maybe we
could make this work.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Congratulations.
- How are you?

- Thank you.
- Thank you; Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

To a great night;
I'm glad you all

- are enjoying y'all selves.
- Thank you for having us.

Getting a little drinky-drink.

- It's beautiful.
- Good.

With wine and with parties
and events

and just all of the business,
sh*t going to be hard.

- We still gonna enjoy it.
- Exactly.

And that's not always
easy to find.

And, you know, for us too
it's really important

to have people who can think
creatively how

we can bring in who's the...

Who's the fly person on music,

who's the culture,
what's the designer?

Like, how do we try
to fold in all of the things

that make our culture
and our people amazing...

- Yeah.
- And celebrate that?

It's really important to us.

I think being Black women, like,

you're not going to
find nobody else

to execute at that level.

Tell us your honest opinion.

I really
want to know your opinion.

I mean, it's good
to see what you guys can do.

You know, we New Yorkers ain't...

We have lots of bullshit,

so it's good
to be like, okay, you know?

And we got some, you know, his
dad's birthday is coming up.

That's a... that's some big sh*t.

- We're impressed.
- For us...

- Just know that.
- We're impressed.

- Yeah, real impressed.
- That makes us happy.

- Awesome.
- Oh, what's up?

- Get it a little celebratory.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Cheers
to close-knit family sh*t.

- Close-knit family sh*t.
- Yes.

- Mmm!
- Damn.

- Yeah.
- [laughs]

Well, I think that we should
continue the conversation.

- Cheers to new beginnings!
- Cheers.

Let's keep talking.

I gotta re-up again, I'm like...

[laughter]

Tonight is just
a really big deal for me.

So many people pulled up,
showed love.

Yes!

They were enjoying themselves;

They were talking to new people.

I'm just so proud right now.

We came here to level up,
and we did just that.

- [cheers and applause]
- House Party New York.

♪ Who's gonna
hold you down ♪

♪ When I'm away ♪

♪ Will you
still feel the same ♪

♪ If you could take it ♪

[indistinct chatter]

How you like the show, though?

- I... I loved the show.
- Okay.

But this is kind of like
that icebreaker I needed,

'cause I'm about to talk
to P'Jae...

- Well, hey...
- I'm glad the laughs

kind of, like,
lightened the mood,

you know what I'm talking about?

What's up, Jay?

- Ah!
- [laughs]

Good to see you, my boy.

What's up, what's up,
what's up with you, my boy?

- What's up, baby?
- I didn't know y'all was boys.

Yeah, bro,
we go back from hoop sh*t.

- Hoop sh*t, hoop sh*t.
- Oh, it's the man of the hour!

It's the man of the hour!

All: Oh!

It's the man of the hour!

Yeah!

I respect and I f*ck
with everything you did.

- That was funny.
- I appreciate it.

- I appreciate it.
- I f*cked with it.

I will say after being
up there, I'm quitting my job.

- 'Ey, okay.
- Oh.

- It's out; I'm out.
- f*ck them kids.

f*ck them kids.
f*ck them kids.

Bruh, bruh...

Y'all [indistinct],
you know what I mean?

- Like, how did that feel?
- It was tough.

You know that's my road dog.

I got to show her, okay,
this is what I can do.

Whether
or not you in town or not,

I gotta... I got to rock
and roll and do my thing.

This was my first official
show, thanks to P'Jae.

So I appreciate you,
P'Jae, I appreciate that.

- I appreciate that.
- My n*gga did his sh*t too.

Come on, now.

I just don't want it
to be bad energy.

I'd be lying if I say for me,
my mission tonight

wasn't to get you guys
to have a conversation.

Chop it up, bro.

Y'all got to chop it up.

On some solo, not in this group.

On some solo sh*t,
not this group sh*t.

♪ Put your mans down
when the sun go down ♪

♪ For the ones I love,
I burned down the whole town ♪

I hear Rob, and I appreciate him

wanting to dead this,
but at this moment,

you know, I'm not really
feeling that, bro.

I'm trying to protect my energy,

and I don't think
the conversation

is going to be productive, so

I ain't really trying
to do all that right now.

I've seen times
where it's, like,

you were, like,
arguing with females.

So I had something to say,
you know what I mean?

Arguing with females.

I never argued with women.

sh*t just got out of hand.

I feel like you don't really
have the right to speak on,

because you don't
really see us interact.

Like, me and Ty were friends,
right?

And I mentioned to Ty.

We've never been close, bro.

I hope people don't think
it's personal.

You gonna
follow me on Instagram,

it's personal, bro, like,
what the f*ck?

Like, I don't think
nothing was personal.

What happened with me
and you is,

it could have happened
to anybody that...

That was in that
situation that you put...

That you put yourself in,
you know what I mean?

- Put myself in that situation?
- For sure.

Damn, man,
honestly, he just, like,

talking in circles
and making things worse.

Why are we talking right now?

I feel you want to protect your
girl, but in that instance,

you ain't got to protect nobody,

because nobody
is attacking nobody.

Yeah, and I don't even think
it was me protecting Ty at all.

- It was just...
- So what was it?

It was respect.

From who?

You was kind of like...

Like, combative,
and what I was trying

to de-escalate the situation.

I was combative?

- Yeah.
- In what situation, bro?

Whatever led to the altercation.

Bro, Ty was already going at...

- Going through the roof.
- Yeah.

Rob was going through the roof.

Facts. All right.

That's a mistake,
bro, that's not...

It's a... is
it a personal issue?

- It's not...
- Like, what's really good?

You gotta
stop interrupting me, dude.

I wasn't on ten at all, bro.

You guys haven't
seen me on ten, bro.

- It's just... it's just...
- Whatever... whatever

to get to... whatever level you
were going,

explain
what... explain your actions.

I'm doing it,
you just interrupted me.

- Go ahead.
- I'm saying

you kind of amped it up
and was just, like,

- it irritated me, bro.
- For you to say that

it was, like, no personal
energy to...

I don't know you,
bro, I don't really care to...

- I think that's cap, bro.
- I think that's cap.

For your energy
to be like what it was

and on ten, or whatever...

My energy wasn't on ten.

It got to it.

Bro, I just don't like you.

You had to get checked, bro.

I didn't get
a good check by nobody.

- You did.
- Check is a strong word, bro...

So you want me to use a
different vocabulary

for checked or like...

Do you... do you not
remember the sh*t?

Here's my thing.

Y'all relationship is
fresh to where it's, like,

me and Rob is kind
of... we've been rocking

to where it's, like, even
where I told you, like,

I've talked sh*t about you, bro,

Rob has been right there
next to me.

So when it came
to the whole situation,

that Bri sh*t,
bro, what the f*ck?

Like, you defended
a n*gga that we done, like,

kind of talk sh*t about.

So you're saying Rob
was talking sh*t about me?

[dramatic music]

I mean, in a sense.

- Rob.
- Hey, Rob.

Why'd y'all call me over?

It feels like y'all
are getting through it.

He was saying that
prior to all this,

y'all used to kick it and talk,

and y'all both felt some type
of way about me

or, like, talking sh*t
behind my back or whatever.

♪ ♪

[Nipsey Hussle's
"Zero Tolerance"]

♪ Look,
see I done came a long way ♪

♪ Don't play with me
the wrong way ♪

♪ Zero tolerance,
my nerves bad ♪

♪ Screaming f*ck my enemies,
because they deserve that ♪

♪ f*ck these n*gg*s,
f*ck these b*tches too ♪

♪ They just mad
they not as rich as you ♪

♪ f*ck these b*tches,
f*ck these n*gg*s too ♪

- Hey.
- We're going up!

- Yeah, we're moving up.
- Yeah!

We pulled that sh*t off!

- Whoo!
- We nailed it.

♪ ♪

Wow, you look
f*cking great, girl.

And me and Amanda were
sh**ting that sh*t back, like.

- Good job.
- As you should,

- as you always will.
- Yes, good.

♪ f*ck these n*gg*s,
f*ck these b*tches too, why ♪

♪ They just mad they
not as rich as you, fact ♪

♪ f*ck these b*tches,
f*ck these n*gg*s too, why ♪

♪ They just mad
they not as rich as you ♪

Shot it up!

- 'Ey!
- Legacy Table!

- Legacy Table!
- Whoo!

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah ♪