02x04 - Outer Space Toilet

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Dad, where's Mom?

She's gone. Gone to be with God, my son.

Where's God?

He's up there, in the sky.

MASAMEER COUNTY

As you see, the crowds are huge.
Everyone's excited for the launch

of the county's first expedition shuttle
to the moon.

Today's been declared a holiday

to celebrate
this great scientific achievement.

Yes, Hamoud.

We're sharing the celebration
here in the studio

just a few hours before the launch.

Give me the powder.

Start the car, please.

Where to, Abu Ghada?
I made you a cappuccino.

Thank you, dear. I have work.

- Please stay.
- Thank you.

- Stay.
- Calm down.

Please take it.

Enough! You're annoying me.

Oh, my dear sir.

It's a fresh cappuccino, straight from
the camel's teat. Don't say no.

What's with you?
I don't want to be late for my meeting.

- Just try it.
- What's your problem?

I have a meeting. I don't have time.

- Just drink it.
- I don't want to.

Get away from me
with your god-awful stink!

Okay, give me the cup.

Damn you and your forceful generosity.

Drink it to strengthen your bones.

Hope you have a great day, my dear sir.

How elegant you look!

May you live long and prosper.

Not in your wildest dreams.

Motlaq, tell him that I won't sell
my late wife's house,

no matter what he offers.

No, I'm not in need. I'm getting by.

God provides.

Thank God.
Don't talk to me about this again.

Peace be upon you.

Go on, Son. I'll be back in two hours.

I don't know why he didn't come by car.

He's coming in a helicopter?
What's this about?

I guess there's a traffic jam
because of the shuttle launch.

Shuttle jam? Okay.

You wait here,
and I'll be in the conference room.

I don't like this sort of showing off.
It's all just business.

I'm afraid if you don't meet him yourself,
he might take it personally.

What did you say?

He might take it personally.

Eating markook makes you ill mentally?

He... might... take it... personally!

Soaked lentils make you gassy?

Floyd Juneweather,
president and CEO of FU.

- Say what?
- Flex United.

- Thank you.
- You're just doing the dishes.

- It's helping with my tuition.
- Sure thing, kid.

Hello, Dad.

Hello, Son. How's college?

Everything's great, Dad.

Are you eating and drinking well?

Thank God. I don't need anything.

If you say that,
it means you need money, right?

- No, Father. Believe me.
- You'll get the money in two days.

Just focus on your studies.

Okay, Dad. Sure thing.

HOUSE FOR SALE

So, I've been looking forward
to meeting you for quite some time.

My consultants, every time I be asking
them about investment in the county,

your name was on top of the list,
so here we are.

You won't ever find anyone like me.
Let me tell you something.

I built my fortune off of red lands,

white lands, ill*gal possessions

and stealing from the poor,
but I never forced them into it.

Now, hold on. Hold on.

You don't have to tell me this.
I did my research.

Money's good and all that,
but you gotta understand me.

It's more than just about money.
It's about chemistry, Bandar.

The whole purpose of this meeting
right here is, I need to know:

Do we click, m*therf*cker?

Click?

Do... we... click?

Excuse me for just a minute.
My stomach's acting up.

I apologize, sir.

The water has been cut off
in the entire tower.

It'll be back in half an hour.

WE'RE COMING, MOON

God help me. What's wrong with me?

- Where to, man?
- I need the toilet!

Sure. But toilets are for members only.

What?

We do have a 50% discount
for a limited time.

Don't touch me. Please, I'll buy it.

Mom. Dad.

I'm coming to you.

Stop the rocket!

Man, this is ridiculous.

Leave me waiting for 30 minutes?
Who the hell he think he is?

Please, sir--

Get your hands off me.
I ain't staying for one more second.

I just received a phone call
from Mr. Bandar.

He is on his way to the moon.

What? The moon?
What the hell he doing up there?

He is going to the moon to...

take a sh*t.

That's the best damn flex
I ever done seen in my entire life.

We got a deal!

Bandar, you made history

as the first man from our county
to go to the moon.

Thank you, brother.

You must have learned many lessons
from this amazing experience.

Look. Regarding lessons,
I learned one lesson.

One lesson?

Yes, my dear sir.

Can you share it with us?

That we have a severe shortage
of public toilets.

PUBLIC TOILETS
DEVELOPMENT PROJECT

DEVELOPER: BANDAR CONTRACTING
BUDGET: 35000000 SAR

"CHASE YOUR DREAM
WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

BEFORE SOMEONE COMES
AND SHITS ON IT."